UNITED STATES TIRES
Are Reduced in Price Approximately 1 5 %
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VEXATION OF SPIRIT
Money he earned
cJohn cJay Knox
and saved- w h ile a vil
lage youth he spent on
am education. A s a bank
clerk. Iater, Re w a s studious and thrifty
A t middle age
a great financier, Knox lectured an d\vitxe about bank
ing topics and as Com ptroller o f the Currency he helped •
refinance the government after the C ivil w ar.
. Are you preparing for future prosperity and
com fort by saving regularly a part o f your earnings?
W ill you be able to take advantage o f opportunity
fo r profitable investment w hen it comes? Could you
w eath er a sick spell without going heavily in debt?
. Be able to say YES to these questions a few
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months hence by starting a savings account w ith us w ith -
a part o f your pay this w eek. W atch in g that account
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U . S. National Bank, Newberg, Oregon
« « V u r i l K X I was In business," said
W
the retired merchant, “ I
never had time to read much, and I
us»-d to look forward to the glud day
when I could revel in literature. I felt
sure I’d be entirely happy. I used to
jo t do wn the
titles of books I
Intended to feud,
and when J re
tired from busi
ness I had a list
as long ns the
Russian b a t V t a
line.
‘‘And now that
I can read all I
want to, I ' don’t
get any eujoy-
m e n t o u t Of
books. They boro
me th e wor s t
way.^I get sleepy
as soon as I begin to read, and my
w ife comes and tells me my snoring la
disturbing the neighbors.”
“ It’s that way with everything wo
look forward to,” observed the hotel-
keeper, sadly. “ Man always will be,
Above price« include war tax. Come in now and buy U. S. Tire«.
but Is never blest, as some half-baked
poet remarked. Toung Gooseworthy
was In here last evening, bubbling over
with happiness. There wasn’t any
body around, so he took me Into hia
confidence. He’s going to marry
Gwendolen Jlmalong. next month, and-
Local Agents for U. S. Tires
he’s perfectly satisfied that his mar
ried life will he one long stretch o f
sunshine. He seems to have the Idea
that he’s going to do something orig
inal when he gets married, but the J
Idea Isn’t new. Men have been getting
married ever since Christopher dis
covered Columbus, Ohio, and every
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doggone man Jack o f them ■ had the
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idea that everlasting bliss was going
Meetings
held
2nd
and
4th
Thurs
to be Inaugurated on the wedding day.
" I listened to Gooseworthy for three day of each month at 2:10 p. m., la
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honrs. and hadn’t the heart to say L O. O. F. hall, corner of l in t and
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anything that would dampen his en Meridian streets.
FUNERAL
DIRECTORS-EMBALMERS
thusiasm. His twittering recalled the
Trances Woodruff. President
long vanished days when I was get
Emms L. Snow, Secretary.
H on * draw« or Auto Funeral Car a* pieferrad
ting ready to be married. I felt about
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It then Just as he does now. I thought
a - Newberg Lodge No. 10« A. Office aad Parkin 705 and 705 1-2 Fin* <**eel j
the parson opened the gates o f para
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dise when he joined two loving hearts. % / V ’ F. a A. IL Regalar meeting Phoaea: Office Green 118. Re*. Blue 118, R a 8
My wife lived up to all the plans and / N r V Second and Foorth Thare-
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specifications, and was and Is one o f day evenlng of each month.
the best women in the United States,
Visitine brothers always weloome.
hnt I hadn’t been married three
Frank Knspp, Secretary.
months before I had a sneaking con
Wm. CI ammana, W. M.
viction that the man who gets married
Is a chump. ~
“ A good many optimists say that a W . W . H O L L IN G S W O R T H
married man doesn't need any more
money than a single one, if he marries
CO M PANY
NEWBERG. o r e
the right sort o f woman, but they
E S TA B L IS H E D 1900
might as well go to the blackboard
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and demonstrate that two and two
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make two, instead of four. I fell for
• o w ^ o e o e o * 'e o *
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F U N E R A L D IR E C T O R S
that cheerfql theory when I was mar
ried, I was earning enough to keep
Lady Assistant
myself comfortably,, and never had
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any financial worries. I could have
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been burled for less money than It
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took to be married, and the expenses
General Farm Sales
from that time forward were double
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$15.75 .$16.33 $18.11 $21.53
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2157
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25.25
23.89
23.89 26.57 32.18 $43.20
27.09
27.09 30.14 32.50
31.81
31.81
35.33 38.27
54.91
33.39 33.39 37.06 40.16
55.59
34.11
37.90 40.89
34.11
58.06
42.52 42.52 47.75 5 0 1 9
62.10
43.89 43.89 48.77 51.87
63.52
45.31
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50.29 52.39
65.10
47.35 47.35 52.60 55.96
67,04
50.29 53.39 56.80
68.46
55.54 55.54 _ 61.74 67.77
81.21
61.21
65.41
71.92
85.41
NEW BERG,
FEBNWOOD
Rolalia Wohlgemuth is sick with
th e pneumonia.
R. H. W ails spent Sunday with his
daughter and son-in-law, Mr. and
Mrs. C. A. Allen.
Archie McCulley has returned from
Carrie Hobson is visitin g with her Hood River, where he spent some
itime picking apples.
sister, Mrs. Cora Jones.
M ilton Booth has been visitin g
Carlson and Sheik, o f Sherwood,
delivered a lood of stump powder to
w ith Mrs. C. L. Jones and fam ily.
Mr. and Mrs. Oscar W inters and C. C. Loucks’ Store Monday.
daughter, spent Sunday with Mr. and
Mrs. E. O. Jones.
Mr. and Mrs. Tom Parish, o f Fern-
wood. visited with Mr. and Mrs.
Mrs. E. O., Jones left Wednesday j Jack Smith Saturday and Sunday.
m orning to attend the Teachers In-1
Monday was butchering day at
etitu te at McMinnville. ,
Frank Kisers, when several o f his
H a llie Ross is quite sick, but as to ; neighbors came in and helped butch
the nature o f the sickness, she w rites' er four nice porkers.
she has not been able to find out.
Mrs. N ellie McCulley who has been
visitin
g her brother. Jack Smith,
M r. and Mrs. Sanders took dinner
w ith their daughter and husband, went to Salem Monday to visit her
M r. and Mrs. A. 9. Livingood. Sun-, sue and fam ily John McCulley.
day.
That long listened for w histle blew
Noah Jones and Grover Livergood Tuesday, for the first tim e— that’s
are back in Fernwood again. They; the whistle on the rock crusher on
have been helping with the fall work the N ew berg-B u ttevllle road and it
sure sounds good to people in this
on a farm near Arlington.
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our road being fixed now, if the
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whether man w ill only permit.
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Miss Frova Shain, went to Port-,
land Saturday to spend a few days. | To remove odors from icebox, cup
Mrs. Josie Ryan and little son. of board or pantry, fill a dish with boil
B utteviiie, visited with Mrs. Jack ing water, drop in a piece o f char
coal and place in icebox.
Smith Tuesday.
You Don’t Believe That
W e h ave^ lh e fin e s t s e le c tio n o f C a n d ies
— All Kinds— that can be found in the vicinity
JUST COME IN AND
SEE FOR YOURSELF
We have Candy of all kinds, e :cept the poor kinds, and yom
candy requirements can be met hue. regardless of your taste.
DON'T TH IN K OF BU YIN G C AN D Y W ITH O UT FIRST
SEEING OURS
Shiloh Belief Corps, Bo.
and Concrete Work
--Plants in pots, cyclamens,
J \ (fine plants), cinerarias, primroses, ferns, fern dishes, ger&ni-
< I urns, calla lilies (hardy flowerd), hydrangea, peonies. Roses
*; our specialty (strong plants). Low prices.
m
.Mrs. LaRose Kelly
We pay the expenses,
We get results,
We remit results,
We take the blame.
NO COLLECTION NO CHARGE
WHY MAINTAIN A MORGUE f
Send ns your slow ones
KNIGHT ADJUSTMENT CO.
McMinnville, Oregon
what they used to be, although my
w ife was so econofnlcal she used to
make waists and such things fo r her
self out o f my superannuated shirts.
“ Oh, doggone It. there Isn’t any un
adulterated happiness in matrimony. I
wonder that young fellows like Goose-
worthy don’t look around them, and
contemplate the dejected appearance
o f the majority o f husbands. But even
if they did. It wouldn’t do them any
good. I suppose, fo r they are fnll of
pipe dreams, and they think the girls
they are going to marry are different
from all other girls, and that they will
prove exceptions to the general rule.
“ I had a wise old uncle In those hal-
ryon days, and nbout a week before
the wedding day, he hacked me Into a
corner and handed me a dust-proof
package o f wisdom. He tried to lead
me Into taking a sensible view o f the
future. He talked about the cares and
responsibilities that would be mine
after the^wedfltng, and wanted to
know If I felt equal to them. He tried
to show me that I wasn’t going to
marry an angel, but a human being
llfte myself, with a human being’s
faults and frailties.
“ I let him get that far, and then 1
told him that his gray hairs alone
saved him from having his -head re
modeled, nnd said I never wanted him
to darken my door, and he never did.
I had to darken It myself, with wnl
nut stain. But many a time after
ward, I recalled his wise words and
wept over his grave.”
Nut W aiter w A ted.
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UNDERTAKERS
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T H E H O M E OF F L O W E R S
OREGON
W. J. SAUNDERS
“ After all a man never knows when
I he’s well off.”
“ What’s happened new?”
1 "1 was Just thinking what a fool 1
was for trndlng off my Liberty bonds
for oil stock.”
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Royal Cord
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g ro w w ill stimulate your energies. >
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An old lady, after waiting in a con
fectionery store for about ten minuten,
grew grossly Impatient at the lack o f
service. Finally she rapped sharply on
the counter.
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"Here, youfig lady/’ she called, “ who
waits on the nuts?” — Everybody’s Mag
azine.
AUCTIONEER
N. P. NELSON
Phone, 19a25.
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A fter the rom p outdoors a good
oil heater is first protection against
colds. Filled w ith P earl O il it
gives cozy w a rm th w h e re v e r
w an ted Econom ical. N o smoke,
no odor, for P earl O il is refined
and re-refined by our special proc
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plans. For the sake of your
health and the well being and
comfort of your family see that
the proper plumbing is serving
you in your kitchen, in your
bathroom and thronghont the
honse. Let us advise you us to
your plumbing needs.
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811 First Street.
Shop Phone: Bine 195
Besidenoe Phones:
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The Coneequenoe.
“ A t the anti-dog meeting nobody
muzzled the speakers.”
“ That wae the reason, then, there
w ere so many biting remarks.”
NURSE
Corner Center and Sherman.
Sold in balk by dealen everywhere.