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THERE is a great deal o f difference in fountain jgens. A /
cheap and nasty fountain pen wastes your time and
temper, besides wasting your money.
It does not pay us to
sell a bad fountain pen, for a pen is a man's closest
companion, and he often judges our other goods by the
pen we’ ve sold him. Therefore, we sell only the best
fountain pens—the kind that will make a good impres­
sion on you and bring you to this store as a regular
customer. Come in today and see some of our bargains:
M oore’s Im proved Non-Leak&ble Fountain Pen, Conk­
lin’s Self-Filling Pen, W aterm an’s Ideal Fountain Pen
If you get it o f Hodson, it’ s correct. If Hodson keeps
it, it’s correct We never sleep.
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Newberg,
“Quality Store’1
Oregon
THE BEST BREAD BAKED
is a p retty b ig claim t o make for
our produ ct bùt a trial will con ­
vince the m ost skeptical o f its
truth. H o w could it be other­
wise, w hen we em ploy the best
m aterials and the best baking
skill obtainable.
Order a loa f
to-d a y and it w ill have a perma­
nent place on y o u r table here­
after.
JAS. HUTCHINS & S O N
N ew berg, O regon
T h e Newberg Manufacturing and
• Construction Co.
For the Best Prices on the Best Windows, Doors, Inter­
ior and Exterior Finish, Mouldings, Building Stone,
Cabinet Work, Store Fixtures and General Mill Work
THERE’S no STRADDLING
the lumber question here. When
we say we sell the highest qual­
ity, we mean just that and noth­
ing else. Deal here and you get
a square deal. You don’ t have
to be a lumber expert to buy
here to the best advantage. Ask
those who know.
M an s
N cw b .ro , Or.
The Graphic Job Printing Department
is the best equipped in Newberg for turning out high-class printing
at lowest possible prices. If you want estimates on anything in the
printing line from a visiting card to a large book or poster, call up
White 33. There’ s no job too large or too small for us to execute,
*UJe ¡P rin t to ¡P h a se a t the ¡P rices th at ¡P h a se
A Husband's Dream.
• Warren end Jefferson.
A UNIQUE CRITICISM.
CHANGED THE STORT.
A Diatinotion About Whiah Landsmen
Ara Apt to Qot Confusad.
Tbs Shout That M ad. Ramington'a In­
dian Opon His Mouth.
Huge Qot It Well Turned Around by
the Third Time He Told It.
A nautical knot and a nautical
mile are two different things, al­
though they are frequently con­
founded by lundsmen.
,
The length of a nautical knot is
fifty feet and eight inches, while
that of a nautical mile varies from
the extreme length of 6,107 feet
and 10 inches to the shortest, 6,046
feet. This variation in the length
of a nautical mile is due to the fact
that it must conform to a line meas­
uring one minute of arc of the
earth’s surface at sea level, and as
the earth is not a perfect circle the
radii differ, and so must the arc.
To avoid confusion, however, the
length of a standard nautical mile
has been fixed by the United States
coast and geodetic survey at 6,080
feet and 3$4 inches, that being the
length of one minute of arc of a
great circle of a true sphere, whose
surface area is equal to that of the
earth.
The method of determining the
distance sailed by a ship at sea in
the early dayB of navigation was by
means of a process called “ heaving
a log.” The three cornered board
with lead attached, so as to float on
its edge that it might not be (frag­
ged through the water, was attach­
ed to a long line, and 100 feet from
the log or three cornered board a
knot was made in the line, and
when the log was thrown into the
water as the vessel sailed away from
it the line was drawn out of the
vessel by the log, which remained
stationary in the water.
As soon as the knot passed out
over the rail or stern of the vessel
a half minute sandglass was turned
to show the time and the sand care­
fully watched until the last grain
had dropped into the lower bulb,
and the log line was then instantly
stopped at the rail. The distance
was measured on the line as it was
hauled in from where it stopped at
the rail to the knot before mention­
ed. As a half minute glass denoted
the one hundred and twentieth part
of an hour, so the log line was a
one hundred and twentieth part of
the distance a vessel would sail in
an hour.
In order to make the computa­
tion more easy knots were placed
on the log line every one hnndred
and twentieth part of a mile of
6,080 feet, which placed the knots
fifty feet eight inches apart, and
the number of these knots which
the vessel sailed in half a minute
were therefore equal to the number
of miles that the vessel would sail
an hour if she continued at the
same rate of speed.
The knot received its name from
a simple knot tied in the log line
and was therefore not a mile, bnt
merely the one hundred and twen­
tieth part of one.— St. Louis Globe-
Democrat.
Frederic Remington’s studio was
quiet. A stillness that betokens
work pervaded the atmosphere, and
the artist, working away at his can­
vas, “ The Spirit of War,” silently
laid on his colors of the scorching
6un and an Indian chief, raised in
his stirrups, shouting to his braves,
inspiring them with courage for the
fight
Remington had not heard a knock
at the, studio door or the entrance
of an unannounced guest Nor did
he realize that two sharp eyes were
scanning his work with that critical
examination characteristic of the
man who “ knows art.”
Suddenly there burst from the
visitor such a shout as any Indian
chief would have been proud of.
Another and another shout echo­
ed through the studio. Remington,
starting hack, dropped his brushes
and palette and turned in the direc­
tion of the thundering voice.
“ Ah, bah 1 My boy, open his
mouth. Make him shout. Make him
look it. Open his mouth. So— so.”
And the stranger gave vent to two
more shouts fit for the plains.
It was Gerome, and this was his
method of expression in this special
case.
Remington, in accordance
with his advice, “ opened his mouth,”
and as a result, instead of the slight­
ly parted lips, there is a face so full
of enthusiasm, so expressive of a
great heartfelt throb giving vent to
a cheer, that when one sees the pic­
ture he is prompted to the action
of Gerome, who made probably the
most unusual criticism ever given on
one of Remington’s best pictures.
Th# JapantM Language.
M . H . F IN N E Y
306 N. Main S t,.
NAUTICAL KNOTS AND MILES.
“ Here is some money, my love,”
said a husband.
“ I don’t want any,” replied his
wife.
“ Come, now, ^ r lin g ; take this
ten dollar bill and go out shop­
ping!"
“ Thank you dearest, but I really
don’t care to. I would rather atay
at home and help the maid I”
Then he awoke.
Joseph Jefferson was playing
Sheridan’s comedy of “ The Rivals”
in Boston on one occasion many
years ago. His version of tha play
had been arranged in such s was as
to giva Bob Acre« considerably more
prominence perhaps than tne au­
thor originally intended, occasional­
ly at the expense of the other char­
acters. William Warren, the old
comedian, sat the play out and at
Qatting a Fit.
its conclusion was asked, “ How do
you like Jefferson’s Bob Acres?”
“ What’s the matter across the
“ Capital, capital,” replied War­ way?” asked the tailor of a by­
ren, “ 'and Sheridan twenty miles stander as the ambulance backed up
away.’ ”
to the door of bis rival.
“ A customer fell in a fit, and
they are taking him to the hos­
"Paradis* Last."
pital,” was the reply.
Milton’s “ Paradise Lost” was
“ That’s strange, said the tailor.
commenced between 1639 and 1642 “ 1 never knew a customer to get a
and completed about the time of fit in that «»tahliphment before.”
the great fire of London in Sep­
Vary Lika IL
tember, 1666. Its author composed
His mother tucked four-year-old
it in passages of from ten to twenty
lines at a time and then dictated Johnny away in the top berth of
them to an amanuensis, usually the sleeping car. Hearing him stir­
some attached friend. It was first ring in the middle o f the night, she
published in 1667 by Samuel Sim­ called softly:
“ Johnny, do ^ou know where you
mons, and a second edition ap­
peared in 1674. For theae two edi­ are?”
“Tonne I do,” he returned atur*
tions Milton received £10 and his
dfly. “ T’m In the top drawer*”
widow £8 more.
Dramatio Datail.
Sir Henry Irving was accustomed
to visit at the home of Miss Fris-
well, author of “ In the Sixties and
Seventies,” in which volume ap­
pears the following anecdote: “ My
mother often used to point out little
details that had beeq overlooked. I
remember one in ‘The Bells,’ which
my mother told Mr. Irving on the
first night when he returned to
our house to supper. People who
have seen the play may remember
that the first scene is a small inn
and that there is supposed to have
! been a deep fall o f snow. The inn­
keeper, Matthias (Irving), walked
i in on that jfirst night in ordinary
black boots, with no snow upon
them. My mother spoke of it, and
afterward Matthias wore high black
boots and stood on the mat while
the snow was brushed off. Remarks
were made in the papers as to Mr.
Irving’s attention to the minutest
details, and this was cited as an in­
stance.”
Mozart's Quiok Work.
On one occasion Mozart was mak­
ing merry with his friends at mid­
night when not a single note was
written of the overture to “ Don
Giovanni,” which was to be produc­
ed on the following evening. When
he had said goodby to his friends he
calmly went to bed and slept until 5
o’clock in the morning. Awaking
refreshed, he set to work on the
overture, dashing off sheet after
sheet with incredible rapidity and
dispatching them to the copyists.
The opera was to begin at 7 in the
evening, and a few minutes after
that hour Mozart was in his place
as conductor, baton in hand, while
the parts with the ink still wet on
some of them were being handed to
the orchestra.
The Japanese language hss some
features which puzzle beginners in
its use. In English when one has
learned the name for rice that ends
it. Not so in Japan. Begin with
cooked rice, meshi. When eaten by
a child it is called mama. In speak­
ing to another person of eating rice
you call it gozen. As a merchant
sells it, uncooked, it is. kome, and
as it grows in the field it is ine. So
a carpenter’s foot, or shaku, is about
twelve inches, but a tailor’s is fif­
teen. A kin or pound of beef is
fourteen ounces, of flour twenty-
one, of sugar over, thirty. The ri,
Par-fact Confidence.
or mile, varies in different prov­
Among
the humblest of shop­
inces, and on the Fusiyama ascent
keepers
in
Cardiff there is a con­
half a ri is maked a ri because it's
so much harder work going uphilL fidence in their poor customers
quite unknown in different circles.
Iconoclastic Bareness Hows.
One day the proprietress of a small
After Pope’s death the villa at shop stood on a corner gossiping,
Twickenham belonged successively and a lad approached. “ Please, Mrs.
to Sir William Stanhope, who en­ ------ ,” he announced, “ we have been
larged it considerably; to Mr. Wel- lacking vour counter for ten min­
bore Ellis, afterward Lord Men dip, utes. Mother wants a pound of
and lastly to Baroness Howe. This soap.” “ Tell mother,” was the re­
lady was so mnch annoyed at the ply, “ to take what she wants and
number of pilgrims who came to see put the coppers in the saucer under
the place that she razed it to the the counter.” — Cardiff Western
round, cut down the trees and en- MaiL
eavored to obliterate all vestiges
Th* Doe's Kannal.
of its former distinguished occu­
Damp is the greatest evil to which
pant.— London Notes and Queries.
the dog confined outside the house
The 8ileno* Cure.
in a kennel is liable. It will (till
Nerve specialists, it is said, ara the strongest dog and must be care­
now recommending a “ silence curs” fully guarded against. If a dog is
for women who suffer from nerves. to keep in health, too, it is neces­
The patients have to set apart a cer­ sary that it should be able to enjoy
tain number of hours in which no plenty of sunlight, and the kennel
word is spoken. A woman we know should always be placed facing
tried this treatment, with s curious south, except in the hottest parts of
result. She herself came out in a the day in summer, when it should
rash, but her husband, who suffered be moved into the shade.
from headaches, recovered. — Lon­
A Fin* Distinction.
don Punch.
He had had bad luck fishing, and
Her Quaatlon.
on his way home he entered the
“ Our cause is iust and must tri­ butcher shop and said to the dealer,
umph,” concluded the suffragette in "Jnat stand over there and throw
ringing accents. “ And now if anv me five of the biggest of those
lady cares to ask a question I shall trout!”
“ Throw 'em? What for?” asked
be pleased to answer it.”
“ How do you get that smooth ef­ the dealer in amazement.
“ So I can tell the familv I caught
fect over the hips?” asked a lady in
the rear of the hall.—Kansas City ’em. 1 may be a poor fisherman,
but I'm no Iisr.”
Journal.
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Executrix and Executor» N otice
o f Final Settlem ent
Folio* U hereby given that the undenlgned
Right after Napoleon III.’s coup Bxaeulrlz sod Executor of tb* lt d will and
ol J. C. Lucti, dretaied. bar* Sled
d’etat Victor Hugo and Schoelcher, TMUmtnl
their dual toeount u itld Executrix and Exe­
a well known politician of that peri­ cutor ol tbe lad Will and Taatament and aetata
od, fled together from Paris. A of aalddecedant In tba county count of Yam­
short time afterward, when Hugo hill County. Oregon, and that laid oourt baa
appointed, Monday, December 2nd, 1012, at 10
! met Schoelcher at his table in Brus­ o'clock
A. M. of M i d day aa the day and boar
sels, the poet said: “ Yes, my dear for the hearing objaetlona to eald dual account
friend, you can boast of having once and aettlement thereof.
Now, therefore all peraone Interested In tha
scared me very much. I had no
eetate of laid decedent ere hereby notlSed and
doubt that we were done for.” required to appear at the County Court room at
Turning to the other guests, he ex­ MoMinnvlU*, laid oountr and itata, at laid
plained :
time to than end there show oauae. If any
“ We were on the way to the there be, why eald account should not b* set­
tled, allowed and approrad, and eald estate
Northern railroad depot and were forever
and Bnally settled and eald Executrix
sitting silent and uneasy in the om­ and Executor discharged.
Dated October SI, 1912.
nibus, our hats drawn deep over our
ANNA A. LUCAS,
foreheads. Presently a regiment of
C. J. CLEMEN SON,
infantry passed by with flying colors
Joint Executrix and Executor ol the last
Will and Taatament of J. C. Loose, deoeaied
and resoundipg music. At the sight
Schoelcher forgot all caution and, Clarence Butt,
Attorney for eetate.
7-pd
leaning out of the window, shouted,
‘Down with Caesar 1’ Instantly I
caught hold of him and closed his
mouth with my hand. One word
more and we should have been done
for.”
Two years later Schoelcher visit­
ed hiB friend Hugo in Guernsey. At
A Directory of each City, Town and
dinner again the coup d’etat was
Village, giving descriptive sketch Of
each place, location, population, tala-
discussed, and the poet called forth
graph, shipping and hanking potati
recollections of times past. “ Do you
also Claseined Directory, compilati kg
business and profession.
still recollect, Schoelcher,” he ask­
ed, “ the day of our flight ? We real­
ly came off very lucky. But didn’t
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we act like madmen, shouting ‘Down
with Caesar!' when that regiment
was passing by? Of course we were
Yamhill County Abstract Co.
too indignant to be able to keep
our temper.”
J. H. GIBSON, Mgr.
Several years lapsed, and again
T he only A bstract Books in
Schoelcher was a guest in Hugo’ s
house. Conversation turned to civic
Yam hill County
courage and the like. “ Well, my
dear Schoelcher," Hugo said to his
M c M in n v ille .
O regon
friend, “ I must tell yon something
I have had in my heart for years.
In a critical moment of your life
you showed a weakness which griev­
ed me deeply. You will recollect
that day when we, after the coup
Can’ t make stalefgroceries
d’etat, left Paris and how I, while a
palatable.
Better make
regiment of infantry was passin
by, at the sight of these killers o;
your purchasesZof
onr liberty and in a rage, having no
command over myself, shouted out,
‘Down with Caesar I’
still have
yon before my eyes trembling with
who carries a nice clean
fear, catching hold of me by the
stock of everything that
lapel of my coat and forcing me
is good to eat
down on the seat, so concerned yon
were for your precious life.”
P.OLK’S'
a Business Directory
OREGON and WASHINGTON
(
The Ice Man
J. L. VanBlaricom
H# Qot It From Ro and M i.
Little Jack was straggling through
his home lessons, ana there were
many sign» of woe and perplexity
written on his impish young face.
“ Ma,” he began in rather a quav­
ering voice, “ what does her-e-dity
mean?”
Mother wasn’t quite sure herself,
but she was sufficiently artful not
to say so outright, so the answered
vaguely:
“ Well, John, it’s— er— it’ s some­
thing to do with what you get from
your father or me.”
Little Jack pondered deeply for a
few moments. Suddenly a look of
knowledge, the outcome of past un­
happy experiences, appeared on his
countenance.
“ Then is whipping heredity, ma?”
he asked.— San Francisco Chronicle.
U n i q u * A d v e r t is in g .
Call W hite 114 and you
will get Prompt S e r v 'ic e
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For A W arm O vercoat
command see
M U ELLER , T he Tailor
He makes them for ladieg and
gents. His sample* are winners.
Opposite P. O.
Phone Black 32
Newberg, Oregon
NEWBERG
Iron Works
Foundry and Machine
W ork.
Pulleys, Shafting and
Machine Screws
A tale is told of Robert Bonner
and of his belief in advertising. One
day he engaged a whole page of a
newspaper and repeated a two line
advertisement upon it over and over
Sixth and Blaine Sts.
again. It must have been repeated
6,000 times upon the page in the
smallest type.
“ Why do you waste your money,
Robert?” asked a friend. “ I notic­
ed that same line so often. Would
not half a page have answered your
purpose?”
“ Half a page would never have
caused you to ask the question,” re­
Semi-Weekly Oregon Journal,
plied Mr. Bonner. “ At least five
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people will ask that to every line Graphic, one y e a r ........................
1.60
was the way I figured i t ”
A Great
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Th* Wrang Kind.
A strapping German, with big
beads of perspiration streaming
down his face, was darting in and
out among the aisles of a depart­
ment store.
His excited actions attracted the
attention of all the salespeople, and
they hardly knew what to make of
it. A hustling young man of the
clothing department walked np and
asked : .
» *
“ Are yon looking for something
in men’s clothing?”
“ No,” he roared, “ not men’s
Nothing, vimmin’s clothing. I can’t
find my wife!” — Ladies’ Home
Journal.
Children and Influenoee.
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and is, corrected to date for each issue.
It also has a page o f special matter for
the farm and home, an entertaining
story page and a page or more o f comic
each week, and it goes to the subscriber
twice every week—I04;timesa year.
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The reason why children so easily
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contract the mien, gestures ana good clubbing offer for the Daily and
habits of their surroundings is that Sunday, or Sunday Journal, In connec­
tion with the Graphic
they have no power of resistance.
Everything outside them is stronger
than themselves, and they have to
borrow from all outward influences
for their own growth; hence they
, ere good, cheerful and contented or
Building Contractors
bad, moroaa and discouraged, just
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