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IN
HONEST
DOCTOR
A D V I S E D P K -R U -N A .
R . S YLV K /S TE R E. S M IT H , Room
*18, Granite Block, St. Louis, Mo.,
w rites i “ Parana Is the best friend a
•lck man can have.
“ A few months ago I came here in t
w retched condition.
Exposure and
dampness had rained m y once robust
health. I had catarrhal affections o f
the bronchial tnbea, and for a time there
was a doubt as to m y recovery.
“ M y good honest old doctor advisee
me to take Parana, w hich I did and In
a abort tim e m y health began to Im­
prove v e r y rapid ly, the brdnchlal
trouble gradu ally disappeared, and In
three months m y health was f o lly re­
stored. -
“ A ccept a gratefu l man’s thanks fo r
his restoration to perfect health.”
M
M o w t h « D ir t P U m
EX-PRESIDENT CLEVELAND
Caldwell, New J e r s e y , March 18, 1837
Princeton, New Jersey, June 24, 1808
* , ipKsK
T h « N a r n ia «« • ( «h a N a lla a a l SaeUU-
tat P a r t y (o r PrasliCaat.
For the second time Eugene V. Debs
is the nominee o f the National Social-
let party for the Presidency, In 1804
he headed that party’s ticket and nude
an agreealve campaign. He received a
total o f 402,636 votes, the largest vote
In any State 6eing 08,225 In Illinois.
Had the Socialists been united, the re>
■nit would have been even more flat­
tering, fo r there was still another So­
cialist candidate In tbe field, Charles
Hunter Corregan, tbe pomlnee o f the
•oclallst Labor party.
Eugene V, Debs was born In Terre
Haute, Ind., and began work a i a lo-
P e r u n a for His Patients.
Is It Y o u r
Own H air?
Do you pin your hat to your
own h a ir? C a n 't do it?
Haven’t enough hair? It must
be you do not know A yer’s
Hair V igor! Here’s an intro­
duction! May the acquaint­
ance result In a heavy growth
of rich, thick,glossy hair! And
we know you’ll never be gray.
* I think that A t *’ ’ * n*1r ▼!«*>’ la th# mnat
wonderful hair Kron er tli it * . i erer-tnad«. I
hare u o l It for mho * Itmo and I can truth
fully aar that I am « , tally pl«a*ed »Ith I*. I
Cheerfully ree -rmn'-nd It aa a •pleudlrl prepa­
ration.-— Miss Y. B iu ret, Way land, Mich.
t i t s i s im I
a
PILLS.
COOKY PECTORAL.
C aeae o f t h « T r e e h le .
Th e visiting parson was handing con­
vict No. 1313 consolation in »mall
chunks.
“ You should not complain, my mis­
1
guided friend,” he said. “ It Is better pire «elèa
work eolici tad.
K . . I Haob
to take things
you find them.”
“ Youse Is on de wrong track, parson,”
replied the prisoner. “ It was practicin’
dat theory dat got me pinched.”
C lim a t ic P r m l l g i U t r .
“ I am older than 1 look,” said the mat­
ron at whose house tbe ^sewing circle had
met.
“ More than forty winters have
paseed over my bead.”
“ Then you haven’t lived long in tbit
climate, if that's all,” observed tbe elderly
spinster. “ I ’ ve sometimes seen as many
as forty winters here la one spring.”
I ■
P ie ( e r H I« « .
Human Pincushion— W bat has be­
come o f the glass eater?
Sword Swallower— Got a job as base­
ball umpire fo r the season.
Human Pincushion— Queer job for a
glass eater, Isn’t It?
Sword Swallower— Not at all. When
tbe bleacherltes start throwing bottles
at him he’ll Just smile and swallow
them.
A . W . Perrin , M . D. 8., WO H alsey
St., B rooklyn , N . Y ., says«.
“ I am using your Peruna m yself, ana
am recom mending It to m y patlenta tn
a ll case# o f datarrh, and find It to be
m ore than you represent. Peruna can
tie had n ow o f a ll dragglsta In this sec­
tion. A t the tim e 1 began using It, It
was unknown.”
— ,| H
IM
,..
at
".Lieutenant-Colonel George Geotbato.
chairman and chief engineer o f tbe
Ifthmlan email eommlggion. told Presi­
dent Itoose volt late Is January that
before January I, 1815, (he ditch which
hi to bisect tbe vertebrae o f the Aiuerl
con continent w ill be completed and
that all will be In readiness fo r the
first trip to make the little pleasure
Journey from the Atlantic to tbe Pa­
cific, so writes Koy Crandall in tbe
Technical W o ^ ^ t a g a s ln e . Inasmuch
ax the colon.
fo r conservatism
and caution, R B B R le v e d that he feels
deep down In bis own heart that at
least a year w ill be cut from that esti­
mate.
:
Carbonat« Kar
WHEN YOU GOME TO PORTLAND
AR R AN G E TO STOP A T
•
C IT O **• V ito*’ Dane« and «U H erron»
f i l o permanantlE cored by Dr. Kuna’ s <>r.at
Narva Bratorer. Send for F R E E (S triai bottle and
■ »■ tie «. Dr. B, IL K lla e , L d _ *U Arch b t , P fc lla ^ B
P t n w e s A a G r a tia .
“ I haven't heard o f you going out to
Subbub’s to dinner lately.”
“ N o ; he says I can’t do that any
more."
“ Why, I though yon were hla cloaest
friend. W hat’s tbe matter?”
“ He tells me tbelr cook doesn’ t like
me.’’— P h iladelphia P ress.
O n la t lO B i
THE CORNELIUS
P A R K A N D ALD ER STS.
European Hotel, catering
A refined place for
th « »hopping
Frea Boa.
ot H is to r y .
The war correspondents were compli­
menting Capt. Molly Pitcher on the con­
comotive fireman. He next entered spicuous courage she bad displayed at the
rf PNfltM M R ) Mgr.
commercial pursuits, branching out Into battle of Monmouth.
“ It was nothing,” she said. “ I merely
politics and being elected city clerk o f
wanted to show that my other name isn’t
Terre Haute and then member o f the Coddle.”
State Legislature. He came Into na­
L ittle Mrs. Hunter bad- beard
so
For, eerily, true bravery, unlike genius,
tional prominence during the great rail­ vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up.
many Jokes about tbe brides who
road strike, which had Chicago as a
couldn't market successfully that she
D id n ’t L ik e th e P h ra s e .
center and In which hfc bore a leading
made up ber mind that tbe first re­
“ Charlie, dear,” said young Mrs. Tor-
pert. He was secretary o f the Board
quest she made o f the market man
kins, “ did you say this tip on the races
o f Locomotive Firemen and president o f
would show ber to be a sophisticated
was a ‘lead pipe7*”
the American R ailw ay Union and
housewife.' “ Send me, please,”
she
“ Yes.
served six months In Jail fo r violating
said, “ tw o French chops and one hun­
“ W ell, I don’t pretend to
Federal Injunction during tbe con­
dred green peas.” — Judge.
knowledge. But lead pipe somehow sug­
duct of the strke. Since then be has
s u r e r u r a ip ,
gests plumbers. And plumbers are al­
been conspicuous In tbe Socialist move­
“ One objection to your poem,” said th«
ways expensive.” — Washington Star.
St. Helen’s Hall, Portland, Or.
ment
and
enjoys
a
wide
reputation
as
editor, glancing through tbe manuscript,
Resident and Day School for Girls.
an orator. He Is also an editor and
Mother* will find Mrs. Winslow's Sonthlsg
“ is that Whittier once wrote a poem em­
Cat« ogue on Request.
Syrup the best remedy to uae lor tueir ctL Vdr"n
bodying substantially tbe same ideas,”
than from platform and sanctum teach­ & uring the teething par ,od.
“ Do you mean to say, sir,” thundered
es Socialist doctrine.
the six-foot caller, “ that I------"
X s t s s l R t ls r ts s e e .
O V E R .
O u V F .L A K O
O
“ But you have improved on them, my
“ Here is my seat, madam, but candor
FRENCH M IL IT A R Y A T H L E T E
dear sir,” hastily interposed the editor;
compels me to say that I think you are
“ you have improved on them immensely.”
aa well able to stand aa I am.”
C L E V E L A N D ’S C A R E E R I N SHORT.
“ Politeness compels me to say Thank
Caw Saeh T h in g s B e t
you. sir.’ ” — Chicago Tribune.
Born
a
t
Caldwell,
Essex
County,
Elected
Mayor
o
f
Buffalo
In
1881.
“ O, Johnny, Johnny!” sighed
Mr*
Elected Governor o f New York In
Lapsling. “ You're so awfully bard on N. J „ March 18, 1837. Christened Ste­
London theaters, music halls and con-
1882 by a plurality o f 200,000.
shoes. This is tbe second pair I've bought phen Grover Cleveland.
rert halls provide «eating accommotlaiion
In 1841 fam ily moved to Fayetteville,
Elected President o f the United
you since we bad that equinuptial stora
for 327,000 people.
“ T H E SCH O O L. O F Q U A L IT Y "
in March l" ___________________
V. Y.
8tates In 1884. M ajority In the elec­
toral college, 37.
Served as clerk In a country store.
Better each year, and larger. W e now
P r e a a s u p lle a .
In 1853 was appointed assistant
have twd floors 65 x 100 feet. Thorough
Broke all records by vetoing 115 out
Phisty— I suppose you think that If yok
work tells the story. I t counts in the
had tbe regulating of the universe you teacher o f the New York Institution for o f 087 bills.
For Infanta and Children.
could make some improvements on tbe ’he blind.
Married Frances Folsom In tbe
| end, and w e adm ittedly lead ia this re-
present Job, don't you?
For four years, from 1855, assisted W hite House June 2, 1886.
spect. Get our catalogue, pen work, etc.,
Kuphs— I don’t know about that, but I hla uncle In preparation o f “ American
Defeated in campaign for re-electior-
then Judge for , yourself as to quality.
think 1 could suggest one change.
1 Herd Book.” and bad a clerkship In a In 1888.
Bears the
should like to have things so arranged
A . P. A R M S TR O N G . LL.B., Principal
'aw firm In Buffalo.
Signature o f <
Engaged In the practice o f law In
that when a man la having a good rime-
Tenth and Motrisow
- - Portland. Oregon
Admitted to tbe bar In 1859.
New York.
the days would seem to pass slowly la­
Elected President o f tbe United
Appointed Assistant District A ttor­
st red of quickly. I ’ m about to take a
A a H e l l i * « n t o o ( It .
No* 31—01
P N U
vacation.”
States In 1882.
ney o f E rie County Jan. 1, 1803.
It was Dicky’s first day at Sunday
w r i t i n g t o a d v e r ri s aws p ie
v Defeated fo r the D istrict Attorney­ . Settled Venesuela boundary dispute
school, and he was telling his mother
G rou n d less Wear.
an ’ l » n t h i s p a p e r .
ship o f Erie County In 1865.
about
it.
In 1886.
“ 1 did think,” .aald Cholly Snobberly,
“ They sung the funniest banquet song I
Practiced law.
A fter leaving W hite House In 1890
“ o f going In for politics, but I was
ever heard,” he said.
Elected Sheriff o f Erie County In established home fo r his fam ily
In
P e n a lt ie s o f F aaae.
afraid I wouldn't know just how to
“ What was it?” she asked.
FRENCH A R M Y ’ S STRONG M AN.
1870.
Princeton, N. J.
“
Being
the author o f one o f the ‘best
tweat my Inferiors, don’t y ’ know.”
“ ’ Hold Che P o rt; Fried Ham Com-
Th e French army has many strong
sellers’ o f the year has Its drawbacks,”
“ Your Inferiors?” remarked Sharpe
in r !’ ”
_________ -
men. Muscle is cultivated sometimes
says a woman w riter o f ,>opular books.
“ Oh, you wouldn’t be likely to meet
N IC E JOBS FO R TH ESE.
president announced, “ Mr. Ethan Noble
at the expense o f other things, but tbe State ot Ohio, City o f Toledo |
“ Frequent requests fo r contributions o f
anv o f them.” — Philadelphia Press.
will read a palter entitled, ‘An Even­
L ucas County.
j
fact remains that frequently this Por-
one's books to charity bazaars are a
Prank
J
.
Cheney
makes
oath
that
he
is
senior
ing In the Poultry Yard.” ’
Crush I
thoe-Uke attainment conics In pretty partner of the firm ot F. J.Cheney A Co., doint tax upon good nature— and the pocket*
He was a slight young man, and handy. The French army lu Morocco business in theCity o f Toledo, County and Bute
The anto leaped from the high, steep
aforesaid,iand that said firm will pay the sum book. No matter bow flattering such
there was a little stir o f amusement was kept busy between times at sports of ONE HCNDRED DOLLARS for each and
bank.
demands may be, they are decidedly
Why, haven’ t you heard the pauefu)
anioug the farmers as he rose, for and games. Oue o f the diversions o f every ca*e of Catarrh that cannot be Cured by
the use of Hall'a.CAtarrh Cure.
expensive.” She went on to say that
story?
Ethan's trials with chickens were fast the soldiers was liftin g heavy weights
.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres­ should she gra tify all tbe persons who
(Th e pieces of glass are flying yet.)
becoming village tradition.
and some o f them became nble to do ence, this 6th day of December A D 1886.
wrote to her for copies o f her books,
It landed on a conservatory I
“ There is no place in the world,” be­ astonishing feats, one ot which, taken
fSeal I
A . W. OLKA SON,
“ because they could not afford to buy
— Chicago Tribune.
-
Notary
Public.
gan tbe reader, “ more poetic, and I from a photograph. Is here shown. The
Hall s Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and them,” and respond to tbe constant
arts directly upon the blood and mucous sur­
may say inspiring, to thoughts that a
N 6 R e c o u rse .
cannon and equipment weigh many faces of thesystem. Fernl fortcatimonlala free. erlls to devote the children o f her
“ Johnnie, I think I hear a th ief In
poultry yard In the evening. It Is after
F. J. CHKNEY A CO., Toledo,O. brain to charities, it would cost her
hundred pounds, hut the soldier picked
8old by all d-uttgists, 75c.
the sun has set and the roosters and
the dark closet beneath the stairs.”
It up and carried It easily.
Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.
from $400 to $500 a year,
without
hens are all sitting on their nests. The
“ I don’t doubt It; 1 have known it
counting tbe time lost In wrapping,
S trik in g g g A v e ra g e .
evening a ir Is deeply scented with dew
was there fo r some time.”
T o o M o a o to a o a a .
directing and stampiug.— New York
The children were not allowed In the
“ Yes,” said Slangey, “ I tramped
“ Telephone fo r the p o lice!"
From the river winding In sllvery
Press.
,
curves adown the lea comes the sug­ kitchen, but nobody had ever forbidden through Switzerland once.”
“ W hat’s the use? You can’t arrest
r.
B.
LOOMIS.
H
a « H e r D o a b ta .
their
sniffing
outside
the
door
to
catch
“ Come o ff!” exclaimed Dowter, “ You
gestion o f repose, o f quiet, o f the In­
• gas meter.” — Houston Post.
These three men
“ I know there are such things as rain­
never d id !”
finite restlessness o f the universe. Now tbe delicious odors which could be
N o D u u fvr.
makers,” sighed Mrs. Chugwater, looking
bare been named
“ Sure I d id ; on the level.”
and then are heard the squeaking of talned by a close application o f a small
through the window at the dismal pros­
“ W hatever you do, dear,” wrote the aa commissioners
“ Th at proves you’re lying.
I t ’s
the chicks In their nests or tbe scratch­ nose to s Crack.
pect outside : “ but I don’t believe there is
ardent lover, “ don’t show my letters to general f o r t h e
"W h y, Ethel,” said Mrs. Harwood, simply Impossible to tramp through really any auch thing as a rain check. Or,
ing o f some little one trying to break
you to any one.”
United State« at
forth from her shell. As I lean on the who discovered them in the entry just Switzerland on the level."— The Catho­ if there is, there’s nobody that knows how
“ Have no fear, dearest,” came the the Japanese ex-
parapet I reflect on the young, fresh outside the kitchen door one Saturday lic Standard and Times.
to uae it.”
reply, “ I'm just aa much ashamed o f position tn Tokyo
life about me— ”
morning, “ why are you twitching
them as you are.”
Loomta
tn 1012.
When the reading wns over, a sturdy Tommy and slapping him?”
Ami, with that, the engagement be­ was form erly As­
“ ’Cause he Isn’ t playing fair, moth
cttlxen leaned -forw ard tn his seat.
came a matter o f history.— Judge.
sistant
Secretary
*• 3 - ® *l r r
“ Ethan,” he said, confidentially, but *r,’’ said Ethel, “ l ie ’s had five smells
o f State. He heads
». a m il l e t .
loud enough for all to hear, “ I never nnd I ’ve only had four, and it’s my
tbe commission and - w ill
receive knew before why you bought eggs, but turn.”
|8,000
a year for five years, be­ I do now-”
“ I am, too, playing fair,” asserted
ginning with
1800.
He
is very
Tommy, his utterance smothered as h«
Rheumatism ia caused by an excess o f uric acid in the blood, which is
highly esteemed by President Roose­
again applied his nose to the craek. carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. Every muscle,
I t a t i m l T o o th b ra s h e«.
v e lt Skiff was prominently connected
Natives o f Somaliland have the whit­ ’T v e got an awful cold, and I can’t nerve, bone and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, causing
with the W orld’s Fair In 1004 and la
aches, inflammation, stiffness and other well known symptoms of the disease.
est
and best teeth o f any people In the ’mell h alf as much as she can !”
now director o f the Field muaeum In
Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot be
world,
and
the
reason
Is
not
fa
r
to
A
c
c
o
r
d
i
n
g
t
o
H
o
y
le
.
Chicago.
M illet Is tbe well-known
expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment
seek.
Whenever
they
are
Idle
they
Rev. Joaeph Gravely (givin g his
a rtis t Skiff and Millet will
which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures
acts j>oatly y et prompt« American
receive $2,000 a year each for 1008 and may bo found rubbing their teeth with views o f the evils o f card playing dur­ give temporary relief, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and
small
pieces
o
f
wood—
little
twigs
ing a pastoral c a ll)— Aa I waa saying,
$5,000 a year for the next four years.
inflammatory poison must be expelled from the blood.
S. S. S. cures*
ly on th e bowels, cleanses The duty o f tbe commissioners Is to which are covered with a soft bark and I am In doubt—
Rheumatism
because
it
is
a
perfect
blood
purifier.
It
goes
down into the
Parrot (Interrupting e a g e rly )— When circulation, neutralizes the unc acid and drives it from the blood. S. S. S.
recommend to President Roosevelt and which ravels out Into bristles. This
th e sy ste m effectually, Congress the cost and character o f the practice prevent« the teeth decaying you are In doubt play trumps.
expels the irritating, inflammatory matter which is causing the pain, swell­
And no member o f that fam ily has ing and other discomfort, enriches the weak, sour blood, and permanently
United States building and exhibits and o f courso keeps them In excellent
assists one in overcoming at tbe exposition, and later to take condition. Just as one might pick a been able to account fo r the parrot’s
cures Rheumatism. In all forms of Rheumatism, whether acute or chronic,
w ild flower In the country, so the So­ utterance to the satisfaction o f the S. S. S. w ill be found a safe, vegetable remedy, possessing the properties
charge
o
f
tbe
»election
and
placing
o
f
h a b it u a l constipation
mali native picks his toothbrush. They pastor.— London Punch.
exhibits.
needed to cure, and at the same time a medicine that builds up the entire
are never without their small twigs.
system
by its fine tonic effects. Book on Rheumatism and any medical advica
p erm an en tly . T o get its
T h e M a la T h in * .
Poet, N ot P arm er.
Toothbrushes as we know them are
free
to
all
who write.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
"She has the face o f a seraph 1” de­
The Farfleld Grange wrs holding Its
In Somaliland. Their own
b e n e fic ia l e ffe c t s buy midwinter meeting, the topic fo r dis­ unknown
clared
tbe
enthusiastic
friend.
methods are undoubtedly the healthi­
“Th at’s all right,” M id the practical
cussion being poultry. Tbe president est and certainly the cheapest, and It
t h e g e n u in e .
o f the society had prided himself on Is a matter fo r wonder that we do not manager, “ but has she the backing of
lanufacturod by th«
having arranged fo r a large variety o f take ■ lea f out o f their book In this re­ tn angel?” — Baltimore American.
Valuable Household and Fancy A rticles F R E E , in exchange fo r Carton
papers, which, taken together, would spect.— Dundee Advertiser.
Stand ,np for your rights.
People
Tops and Soap Wrappers from “ 20 Mule T eam ’ ’ Borax and “ 20 Mule
completely exhaust the Information o f
Team’ ’ Borax Products. Send postcard fo r particulars and 40-Page
may not like It at first, but they w ill
tbs community regarding hens. Ques­
When the children o f a fam ily are soon learn to keep out o f your way.
Illustrated Catalogue. Address
tions o f food, o f portable houses, o f named “ Arabella,” “ Gwendolln," “ Ru­
packing eggs and o f Incubators had all pert,” etc., It to a good sign the moth-
Lucky to the man who Isn’t aold when
, io u > sr HAONO OHuootsrs-awywtonu
Local agonts wanted. Write for money making plan.
been adequately treated. A t last tbe er’s fk rorlte reading to not the Bible.
woman go to m arket
EUGENE V. DEBS.
CASTOR IA
The Rind You Haio Always Bought
A CURE FOR
RHEUMATISM
S y ru ptffigs
^ O ix ir
Senna
W E W ILL GIVE A W A Y 1000
TRNIA
J ic S y h u p C o .
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PACIFIC COAST BORAX CO., Oakland, Cal.
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