IN
HONEST
DOCTOR
A D V I S E D P K -R U -N A .
R . S YLV K /S TE R E. S M IT H , Room
*18, Granite Block, St. Louis, Mo.,
w rites i “ Parana Is the best friend a
•lck man can have.
“ A few months ago I came here in t
w retched condition.
Exposure and
dampness had rained m y once robust
health. I had catarrhal affections o f
the bronchial tnbea, and for a time there
was a doubt as to m y recovery.
“ M y good honest old doctor advisee
me to take Parana, w hich I did and In
a abort tim e m y health began to Im
prove v e r y rapid ly, the brdnchlal
trouble gradu ally disappeared, and In
three months m y health was f o lly re
stored. -
“ A ccept a gratefu l man’s thanks fo r
his restoration to perfect health.”
M
M o w t h « D ir t P U m
EX-PRESIDENT CLEVELAND
Caldwell, New J e r s e y , March 18, 1837
Princeton, New Jersey, June 24, 1808
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T h « N a r n ia «« • ( «h a N a lla a a l SaeUU-
tat P a r t y (o r PrasliCaat.
For the second time Eugene V. Debs
is the nominee o f the National Social-
let party for the Presidency, In 1804
he headed that party’s ticket and nude
an agreealve campaign. He received a
total o f 402,636 votes, the largest vote
In any State 6eing 08,225 In Illinois.
Had the Socialists been united, the re>
■nit would have been even more flat
tering, fo r there was still another So
cialist candidate In tbe field, Charles
Hunter Corregan, tbe pomlnee o f the
•oclallst Labor party.
Eugene V, Debs was born In Terre
Haute, Ind., and began work a i a lo-
P e r u n a for His Patients.
Is It Y o u r
Own H air?
Do you pin your hat to your
own h a ir? C a n 't do it?
Haven’t enough hair? It must
be you do not know A yer’s
Hair V igor! Here’s an intro
duction! May the acquaint
ance result In a heavy growth
of rich, thick,glossy hair! And
we know you’ll never be gray.
* I think that A t *’ ’ * n*1r ▼!«*>’ la th# mnat
wonderful hair Kron er tli it * . i erer-tnad«. I
hare u o l It for mho * Itmo and I can truth
fully aar that I am « , tally pl«a*ed »Ith I*. I
Cheerfully ree -rmn'-nd It aa a •pleudlrl prepa
ration.-— Miss Y. B iu ret, Way land, Mich.
t i t s i s im I
a
PILLS.
COOKY PECTORAL.
C aeae o f t h « T r e e h le .
Th e visiting parson was handing con
vict No. 1313 consolation in »mall
chunks.
“ You should not complain, my mis
1
guided friend,” he said. “ It Is better pire «elèa
work eolici tad.
K . . I Haob
to take things
you find them.”
“ Youse Is on de wrong track, parson,”
replied the prisoner. “ It was practicin’
dat theory dat got me pinched.”
C lim a t ic P r m l l g i U t r .
“ I am older than 1 look,” said the mat
ron at whose house tbe ^sewing circle had
met.
“ More than forty winters have
paseed over my bead.”
“ Then you haven’t lived long in tbit
climate, if that's all,” observed tbe elderly
spinster. “ I ’ ve sometimes seen as many
as forty winters here la one spring.”
I ■
P ie ( e r H I« « .
Human Pincushion— W bat has be
come o f the glass eater?
Sword Swallower— Got a job as base
ball umpire fo r the season.
Human Pincushion— Queer job for a
glass eater, Isn’t It?
Sword Swallower— Not at all. When
tbe bleacherltes start throwing bottles
at him he’ll Just smile and swallow
them.
A . W . Perrin , M . D. 8., WO H alsey
St., B rooklyn , N . Y ., says«.
“ I am using your Peruna m yself, ana
am recom mending It to m y patlenta tn
a ll case# o f datarrh, and find It to be
m ore than you represent. Peruna can
tie had n ow o f a ll dragglsta In this sec
tion. A t the tim e 1 began using It, It
was unknown.”
— ,| H
IM
,..
at
".Lieutenant-Colonel George Geotbato.
chairman and chief engineer o f tbe
Ifthmlan email eommlggion. told Presi
dent Itoose volt late Is January that
before January I, 1815, (he ditch which
hi to bisect tbe vertebrae o f the Aiuerl
con continent w ill be completed and
that all will be In readiness fo r the
first trip to make the little pleasure
Journey from the Atlantic to tbe Pa
cific, so writes Koy Crandall in tbe
Technical W o ^ ^ t a g a s ln e . Inasmuch
ax the colon.
fo r conservatism
and caution, R B B R le v e d that he feels
deep down In bis own heart that at
least a year w ill be cut from that esti
mate.
:
Carbonat« Kar
WHEN YOU GOME TO PORTLAND
AR R AN G E TO STOP A T
•
C IT O **• V ito*’ Dane« and «U H erron»
f i l o permanantlE cored by Dr. Kuna’ s <>r.at
Narva Bratorer. Send for F R E E (S triai bottle and
■ »■ tie «. Dr. B, IL K lla e , L d _ *U Arch b t , P fc lla ^ B
P t n w e s A a G r a tia .
“ I haven't heard o f you going out to
Subbub’s to dinner lately.”
“ N o ; he says I can’t do that any
more."
“ Why, I though yon were hla cloaest
friend. W hat’s tbe matter?”
“ He tells me tbelr cook doesn’ t like
me.’’— P h iladelphia P ress.
O n la t lO B i
THE CORNELIUS
P A R K A N D ALD ER STS.
European Hotel, catering
A refined place for
th « »hopping
Frea Boa.
ot H is to r y .
The war correspondents were compli
menting Capt. Molly Pitcher on the con
comotive fireman. He next entered spicuous courage she bad displayed at the
rf PNfltM M R ) Mgr.
commercial pursuits, branching out Into battle of Monmouth.
“ It was nothing,” she said. “ I merely
politics and being elected city clerk o f
wanted to show that my other name isn’t
Terre Haute and then member o f the Coddle.”
State Legislature. He came Into na
L ittle Mrs. Hunter bad- beard
so
For, eerily, true bravery, unlike genius,
tional prominence during the great rail vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up.
many Jokes about tbe brides who
road strike, which had Chicago as a
couldn't market successfully that she
D id n ’t L ik e th e P h ra s e .
center and In which hfc bore a leading
made up ber mind that tbe first re
“ Charlie, dear,” said young Mrs. Tor-
pert. He was secretary o f the Board
quest she made o f the market man
kins, “ did you say this tip on the races
o f Locomotive Firemen and president o f
would show ber to be a sophisticated
was a ‘lead pipe7*”
the American R ailw ay Union and
housewife.' “ Send me, please,”
she
“ Yes.
served six months In Jail fo r violating
said, “ tw o French chops and one hun
“ W ell, I don’t pretend to
Federal Injunction during tbe con
dred green peas.” — Judge.
knowledge. But lead pipe somehow sug
duct of the strke. Since then be has
s u r e r u r a ip ,
gests plumbers. And plumbers are al
been conspicuous In tbe Socialist move
“ One objection to your poem,” said th«
ways expensive.” — Washington Star.
St. Helen’s Hall, Portland, Or.
ment
and
enjoys
a
wide
reputation
as
editor, glancing through tbe manuscript,
Resident and Day School for Girls.
an orator. He Is also an editor and
Mother* will find Mrs. Winslow's Sonthlsg
“ is that Whittier once wrote a poem em
Cat« ogue on Request.
Syrup the best remedy to uae lor tueir ctL Vdr"n
bodying substantially tbe same ideas,”
than from platform and sanctum teach & uring the teething par ,od.
“ Do you mean to say, sir,” thundered
es Socialist doctrine.
the six-foot caller, “ that I------"
X s t s s l R t ls r ts s e e .
O V E R .
O u V F .L A K O
O
“ But you have improved on them, my
“ Here is my seat, madam, but candor
FRENCH M IL IT A R Y A T H L E T E
dear sir,” hastily interposed the editor;
compels me to say that I think you are
“ you have improved on them immensely.”
aa well able to stand aa I am.”
C L E V E L A N D ’S C A R E E R I N SHORT.
“ Politeness compels me to say Thank
Caw Saeh T h in g s B e t
you. sir.’ ” — Chicago Tribune.
Born
a
t
Caldwell,
Essex
County,
Elected
Mayor
o
f
Buffalo
In
1881.
“ O, Johnny, Johnny!” sighed
Mr*
Elected Governor o f New York In
Lapsling. “ You're so awfully bard on N. J „ March 18, 1837. Christened Ste
London theaters, music halls and con-
1882 by a plurality o f 200,000.
shoes. This is tbe second pair I've bought phen Grover Cleveland.
rert halls provide «eating accommotlaiion
In 1841 fam ily moved to Fayetteville,
Elected President o f the United
you since we bad that equinuptial stora
for 327,000 people.
“ T H E SCH O O L. O F Q U A L IT Y "
in March l" ___________________
V. Y.
8tates In 1884. M ajority In the elec
toral college, 37.
Served as clerk In a country store.
Better each year, and larger. W e now
P r e a a s u p lle a .
In 1853 was appointed assistant
have twd floors 65 x 100 feet. Thorough
Broke all records by vetoing 115 out
Phisty— I suppose you think that If yok
work tells the story. I t counts in the
had tbe regulating of the universe you teacher o f the New York Institution for o f 087 bills.
For Infanta and Children.
could make some improvements on tbe ’he blind.
Married Frances Folsom In tbe
| end, and w e adm ittedly lead ia this re-
present Job, don't you?
For four years, from 1855, assisted W hite House June 2, 1886.
spect. Get our catalogue, pen work, etc.,
Kuphs— I don’t know about that, but I hla uncle In preparation o f “ American
Defeated in campaign for re-electior-
then Judge for , yourself as to quality.
think 1 could suggest one change.
1 Herd Book.” and bad a clerkship In a In 1888.
Bears the
should like to have things so arranged
A . P. A R M S TR O N G . LL.B., Principal
'aw firm In Buffalo.
Signature o f <
Engaged In the practice o f law In
that when a man la having a good rime-
Tenth and Motrisow
- - Portland. Oregon
Admitted to tbe bar In 1859.
New York.
the days would seem to pass slowly la
Elected President o f tbe United
Appointed Assistant District A ttor
st red of quickly. I ’ m about to take a
A a H e l l i * « n t o o ( It .
No* 31—01
P N U
vacation.”
States In 1882.
ney o f E rie County Jan. 1, 1803.
It was Dicky’s first day at Sunday
w r i t i n g t o a d v e r ri s aws p ie
v Defeated fo r the D istrict Attorney . Settled Venesuela boundary dispute
school, and he was telling his mother
G rou n d less Wear.
an ’ l » n t h i s p a p e r .
ship o f Erie County In 1865.
about
it.
In 1886.
“ 1 did think,” .aald Cholly Snobberly,
“ They sung the funniest banquet song I
Practiced law.
A fter leaving W hite House In 1890
“ o f going In for politics, but I was
ever heard,” he said.
Elected Sheriff o f Erie County In established home fo r his fam ily
In
P e n a lt ie s o f F aaae.
afraid I wouldn't know just how to
“ What was it?” she asked.
FRENCH A R M Y ’ S STRONG M AN.
1870.
Princeton, N. J.
“
Being
the author o f one o f the ‘best
tweat my Inferiors, don’t y ’ know.”
“ ’ Hold Che P o rt; Fried Ham Com-
Th e French army has many strong
sellers’ o f the year has Its drawbacks,”
“ Your Inferiors?” remarked Sharpe
in r !’ ”
_________ -
men. Muscle is cultivated sometimes
says a woman w riter o f ,>opular books.
“ Oh, you wouldn’t be likely to meet
N IC E JOBS FO R TH ESE.
president announced, “ Mr. Ethan Noble
at the expense o f other things, but tbe State ot Ohio, City o f Toledo |
“ Frequent requests fo r contributions o f
anv o f them.” — Philadelphia Press.
will read a palter entitled, ‘An Even
L ucas County.
j
fact remains that frequently this Por-
one's books to charity bazaars are a
Prank
J
.
Cheney
makes
oath
that
he
is
senior
ing In the Poultry Yard.” ’
Crush I
thoe-Uke attainment conics In pretty partner of the firm ot F. J.Cheney A Co., doint tax upon good nature— and the pocket*
He was a slight young man, and handy. The French army lu Morocco business in theCity o f Toledo, County and Bute
The anto leaped from the high, steep
aforesaid,iand that said firm will pay the sum book. No matter bow flattering such
there was a little stir o f amusement was kept busy between times at sports of ONE HCNDRED DOLLARS for each and
bank.
demands may be, they are decidedly
Why, haven’ t you heard the pauefu)
anioug the farmers as he rose, for and games. Oue o f the diversions o f every ca*e of Catarrh that cannot be Cured by
the use of Hall'a.CAtarrh Cure.
expensive.” She went on to say that
story?
Ethan's trials with chickens were fast the soldiers was liftin g heavy weights
.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres should she gra tify all tbe persons who
(Th e pieces of glass are flying yet.)
becoming village tradition.
and some o f them became nble to do ence, this 6th day of December A D 1886.
wrote to her for copies o f her books,
It landed on a conservatory I
“ There is no place in the world,” be astonishing feats, one ot which, taken
fSeal I
A . W. OLKA SON,
“ because they could not afford to buy
— Chicago Tribune.
-
Notary
Public.
gan tbe reader, “ more poetic, and I from a photograph. Is here shown. The
Hall s Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and them,” and respond to tbe constant
arts directly upon the blood and mucous sur
may say inspiring, to thoughts that a
N 6 R e c o u rse .
cannon and equipment weigh many faces of thesystem. Fernl fortcatimonlala free. erlls to devote the children o f her
“ Johnnie, I think I hear a th ief In
poultry yard In the evening. It Is after
F. J. CHKNEY A CO., Toledo,O. brain to charities, it would cost her
hundred pounds, hut the soldier picked
8old by all d-uttgists, 75c.
the sun has set and the roosters and
the dark closet beneath the stairs.”
It up and carried It easily.
Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.
from $400 to $500 a year,
without
hens are all sitting on their nests. The
“ I don’t doubt It; 1 have known it
counting tbe time lost In wrapping,
S trik in g g g A v e ra g e .
evening a ir Is deeply scented with dew
was there fo r some time.”
T o o M o a o to a o a a .
directing and stampiug.— New York
The children were not allowed In the
“ Yes,” said Slangey, “ I tramped
“ Telephone fo r the p o lice!"
From the river winding In sllvery
Press.
,
curves adown the lea comes the sug kitchen, but nobody had ever forbidden through Switzerland once.”
“ W hat’s the use? You can’t arrest
r.
B.
LOOMIS.
H
a « H e r D o a b ta .
their
sniffing
outside
the
door
to
catch
“ Come o ff!” exclaimed Dowter, “ You
gestion o f repose, o f quiet, o f the In
• gas meter.” — Houston Post.
These three men
“ I know there are such things as rain
never d id !”
finite restlessness o f the universe. Now tbe delicious odors which could be
N o D u u fvr.
makers,” sighed Mrs. Chugwater, looking
bare been named
“ Sure I d id ; on the level.”
and then are heard the squeaking of talned by a close application o f a small
through the window at the dismal pros
“ W hatever you do, dear,” wrote the aa commissioners
“ Th at proves you’re lying.
I t ’s
the chicks In their nests or tbe scratch nose to s Crack.
pect outside : “ but I don’t believe there is
ardent lover, “ don’t show my letters to general f o r t h e
"W h y, Ethel,” said Mrs. Harwood, simply Impossible to tramp through really any auch thing as a rain check. Or,
ing o f some little one trying to break
you to any one.”
United State« at
forth from her shell. As I lean on the who discovered them in the entry just Switzerland on the level."— The Catho if there is, there’s nobody that knows how
“ Have no fear, dearest,” came the the Japanese ex-
parapet I reflect on the young, fresh outside the kitchen door one Saturday lic Standard and Times.
to uae it.”
reply, “ I'm just aa much ashamed o f position tn Tokyo
life about me— ”
morning, “ why are you twitching
them as you are.”
Loomta
tn 1012.
When the reading wns over, a sturdy Tommy and slapping him?”
Ami, with that, the engagement be was form erly As
“ ’Cause he Isn’ t playing fair, moth
cttlxen leaned -forw ard tn his seat.
came a matter o f history.— Judge.
sistant
Secretary
*• 3 - ® *l r r
“ Ethan,” he said, confidentially, but *r,’’ said Ethel, “ l ie ’s had five smells
o f State. He heads
». a m il l e t .
loud enough for all to hear, “ I never nnd I ’ve only had four, and it’s my
tbe commission and - w ill
receive knew before why you bought eggs, but turn.”
|8,000
a year for five years, be I do now-”
“ I am, too, playing fair,” asserted
ginning with
1800.
He
is very
Tommy, his utterance smothered as h«
Rheumatism ia caused by an excess o f uric acid in the blood, which is
highly esteemed by President Roose
again applied his nose to the craek. carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. Every muscle,
I t a t i m l T o o th b ra s h e«.
v e lt Skiff was prominently connected
Natives o f Somaliland have the whit ’T v e got an awful cold, and I can’t nerve, bone and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, causing
with the W orld’s Fair In 1004 and la
aches, inflammation, stiffness and other well known symptoms of the disease.
est
and best teeth o f any people In the ’mell h alf as much as she can !”
now director o f the Field muaeum In
Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot be
world,
and
the
reason
Is
not
fa
r
to
A
c
c
o
r
d
i
n
g
t
o
H
o
y
le
.
Chicago.
M illet Is tbe well-known
expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment
seek.
Whenever
they
are
Idle
they
Rev. Joaeph Gravely (givin g his
a rtis t Skiff and Millet will
which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures
acts j>oatly y et prompt« American
receive $2,000 a year each for 1008 and may bo found rubbing their teeth with views o f the evils o f card playing dur give temporary relief, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and
small
pieces
o
f
wood—
little
twigs
ing a pastoral c a ll)— Aa I waa saying,
$5,000 a year for the next four years.
inflammatory poison must be expelled from the blood.
S. S. S. cures*
ly on th e bowels, cleanses The duty o f tbe commissioners Is to which are covered with a soft bark and I am In doubt—
Rheumatism
because
it
is
a
perfect
blood
purifier.
It
goes
down into the
Parrot (Interrupting e a g e rly )— When circulation, neutralizes the unc acid and drives it from the blood. S. S. S.
recommend to President Roosevelt and which ravels out Into bristles. This
th e sy ste m effectually, Congress the cost and character o f the practice prevent« the teeth decaying you are In doubt play trumps.
expels the irritating, inflammatory matter which is causing the pain, swell
And no member o f that fam ily has ing and other discomfort, enriches the weak, sour blood, and permanently
United States building and exhibits and o f courso keeps them In excellent
assists one in overcoming at tbe exposition, and later to take condition. Just as one might pick a been able to account fo r the parrot’s
cures Rheumatism. In all forms of Rheumatism, whether acute or chronic,
w ild flower In the country, so the So utterance to the satisfaction o f the S. S. S. w ill be found a safe, vegetable remedy, possessing the properties
charge
o
f
tbe
»election
and
placing
o
f
h a b it u a l constipation
mali native picks his toothbrush. They pastor.— London Punch.
exhibits.
needed to cure, and at the same time a medicine that builds up the entire
are never without their small twigs.
system
by its fine tonic effects. Book on Rheumatism and any medical advica
p erm an en tly . T o get its
T h e M a la T h in * .
Poet, N ot P arm er.
Toothbrushes as we know them are
free
to
all
who write.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
"She has the face o f a seraph 1” de
The Farfleld Grange wrs holding Its
In Somaliland. Their own
b e n e fic ia l e ffe c t s buy midwinter meeting, the topic fo r dis unknown
clared
tbe
enthusiastic
friend.
methods are undoubtedly the healthi
“Th at’s all right,” M id the practical
cussion being poultry. Tbe president est and certainly the cheapest, and It
t h e g e n u in e .
o f the society had prided himself on Is a matter fo r wonder that we do not manager, “ but has she the backing of
lanufacturod by th«
having arranged fo r a large variety o f take ■ lea f out o f their book In this re tn angel?” — Baltimore American.
Valuable Household and Fancy A rticles F R E E , in exchange fo r Carton
papers, which, taken together, would spect.— Dundee Advertiser.
Stand ,np for your rights.
People
Tops and Soap Wrappers from “ 20 Mule T eam ’ ’ Borax and “ 20 Mule
completely exhaust the Information o f
Team’ ’ Borax Products. Send postcard fo r particulars and 40-Page
may not like It at first, but they w ill
tbs community regarding hens. Ques
When the children o f a fam ily are soon learn to keep out o f your way.
Illustrated Catalogue. Address
tions o f food, o f portable houses, o f named “ Arabella,” “ Gwendolln," “ Ru
packing eggs and o f Incubators had all pert,” etc., It to a good sign the moth-
Lucky to the man who Isn’t aold when
, io u > sr HAONO OHuootsrs-awywtonu
Local agonts wanted. Write for money making plan.
been adequately treated. A t last tbe er’s fk rorlte reading to not the Bible.
woman go to m arket
EUGENE V. DEBS.
CASTOR IA
The Rind You Haio Always Bought
A CURE FOR
RHEUMATISM
S y ru ptffigs
^ O ix ir
Senna
W E W ILL GIVE A W A Y 1000
TRNIA
J ic S y h u p C o .
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PACIFIC COAST BORAX CO., Oakland, Cal.
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