Newberg graphic., June 14, 1906, Image 3

h*
Buy H air
at Auction?
At any rate, you aeem to be
getting rid of it on auction-sale
p rin cip les: “ going, going,
g-o-n-e!” Stop the auction
with Ayer*« Hair Vigor. It
checks falling hair, and slaraya
restores color to gray hair. A
splendid dressing also. Sold
for over sixty years.
A lljerS
9
i
U M U c n t
C M U *.
We w ill g ive One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (eaused by catarrh) that can­
not be cured by H all's Catarrh Cure. Band for
d roolers, free.
r. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by Druggists, 76c.
H a ll’s Fam ily ITUs are the best.
P l a n t i n g C onn t a
Panam a.
"Anyone who is w illin g to work can
get rich In the Republic o f Panama,”
said D illw ynn M. H aslett to a Kansas
C ity Journal writer. " I t coats 10 cants
a bunch to raise bananas and there Is
alw ays sa lt fo r them at 80 cents a
bunch. Th ree crops o f com ctln be
raised a year and no cultivation Is re­
quired. A man walks along and drops
the corn In the footprints be makes
and a native follow s and covers tbs
corn w ith his big toe. Th at Is mil there
Is to do until It Is tim e te gather I t ”
Mothers w ill Had Mr*. W inslow's Soothing
Syrup the beet remedy to urn for their ehOdrua
d u rin g the teething period.
r iu u ln
"D o yon favor government owner-
ship o f railways?”
“ I don’t know,” answered Farm er
Corntossel. " I t ’nd be all right I f we
could alias be sure o f sharin’ profits,
but I ’ ve, got trouble enough with taxe#
without dlggin’ down to pay deficits.”
— Washington Star.
r i T O Si. V ita l’ P an e« in d all Narvooa U e i w
M I d p n m u M D U ; cured b y Dr. K iln «’ « Or. at
N orvo Restorer. Hoad tar F K K K f l trial bottl- and
I n it ia l. Dr. R- H - K lU ».L d ..M l A rch Bt-, Ptnia-.P*.
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He
R e a d th e
o
E lg a s .
One morning tw o young women en­
tered the Saltvllle grocery, and after
some discussion bought s pound o f
dates, tw o pounds o f glngersnaps and
tw o pounds o f crackers.
"Stopping at Mias O ray’sT" Inquired
the clerk, tlk be tied up the bundles.
"Y es,” said one o f the young women,
w ith evident surprise.
“ Came about yeeterday forenoon T"
said the clerk.
“ H ow did you know?” asked the oth­
er young woman, curiously.
"Um.
W ell, I can most generally
tell,” said the clerk, without glancing
at the objects o f his mind-reading, da
be twitched a knot In the string. “ You
see. It’s pretty drlsxly and muddy to­
day, and I knew there wouldn’t be any­
body’s boarders but Miss G ray’s feel
the need o f coming out here such weath­
e r ; and long as yon didn’ t come till to­
day, I knew fo r sure you couldn’t have
been here more’n one day. Three meals
Is about the average.”
Indianapolis Transportation Facilities.
Indianapolis has 18 railroads, reach­
ing a ll tha Important oitlea of the Cen­
tra l Weat, and 14 intarurban electric
lines and connections axtending from
86 to 76 milsa in every direction.
Theee bring into
Indianapolis
an
enormous trading population.
From a
radius of 60 miles more than S6,C00
manufacturers and dealers corns to In ­
dianapolis for thsir «ap plies.
Editors
and publishers w ill v is it Indianapolis
in Jans, tbs occasion being tbs annual
convention of tha N ational Editorial
association.
fa lla c y
CAST0RIA
What is C A S TO R IA
Bean the Signature of
b r local applications as they cannot rsaeh the
diseased portion of the ear. There la on ly one
way to euro daainaaa, and th at la by constitu­
tional remedlae. heafaess is caused by an In-
named condition o f the mucous lin in g of the
Eustachian Tube. Whan this tube Is Inflamed
you h a re a rum bling sou nd or Im perfect hear­
ing, and whan it la e n tirely d osed , Deafness la
the result, and unless the inflam m ation can be
taken ou t and this tube restored to Its normal
condition, hearing w ill be destroyed forarer;
nine eases ou t o f ' ten are
_
____ ___ by Catarrh^
__ _
eauaad
which is nothin g but an Inflamad condition
C a illo u
A LITTLE LESSON
IN ADVERSITY.
The Kind Ton Hare Always Bought
«A ffa ld a sti i a
" H a l ha I T h at was a fanny Joka
you wrota about the fallow who didn’t
know a ‘bunker* from a ‘stymie,’ " aald
the golfer.
"M a d e a hit w ith yo o g o lf era, eh 7”
replied the fanny man.
"Tea. Such Ignortnce la laughable.”
" I auppoae so. Bay, what are ‘bunk-
era’ and ’stymies,’ anyway r*— P h ila ­
delphia Ledger.
A
e r« three or four feet deep scattered
o ver 160 square miles. Its moat strik­
ing feature la Its variety o f colors, sup­
posed to be due to the variegated soil o f
the river bottom. ND few er than
tw elve shades o f pink, blue, yellow and
brown have been noted, each log hav­
ing its own uniform shade. T h e logs
taken out have ranged from fo rty to
I t seems slmost Incredible that a deaf 200 feet in length and from fifteen to
man should betone o f the greatest mas­ tw enty Indies in diameter, and it Is
Proud o f H is English. “ Ah, ma f o il
The Kind Ton Have Always Bought has borne the „ __
ters o f music, and almost beyond be­ estimated that more than 160,000,
ture o f Chan. H . Fletcher, and has been made under his.
bow
b#
la
like
bis
fa
th
e
r!
A
chip
o
f
se
averaging
seventy
feet,
remain.
lie f that Beetho
personal supervision for over
rver 80 years. Allow no ono
old blockhead, la be not?”
ven, y»e gian t o f
to deceive you In this. Counter_________________
Counterfeits, Imitations _____
and
Contradicted.
"H e re ’s a
scientist
>
D IF F IC U L T TO PROVE.
composers, should
“ Just-aa-good ” are but Experiments, and endanger the
who saya that w e think w ith one-half
health o f Children—Experience against Experiment.
have been afflicted
R e t A l w a y s E a s y to E a U k l U k O s # «
o f oar brain." “ W ell, I could show him
with the loss o f his
Id e n t it y .
(
hearing when be * Paradoxical aa It may seem, the moat some people who don’t ”
In a Dilemma. Th e W ife — T w o weeks
was bat 80 years difficult thing to prove In a court o f
Castorla is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, P a r»»
goric. Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It
■go
yon
said
my
husband
couldn’
t
live,
old, in the fu ll sen
law la who you are. I t la a almpla
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
1th o f bis wonder- m atter If you have still livin g plenty and now he’s nearly walL Th e Doctor
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
fu l powers.
o f relatives o f an older generation, but — Madam, I can only express my re­
and allays Feverishness. It cores
cor
Diarrhoea and W ind
g
re
t
T o many a man suppose your parents and
It relievi
thla
a f f l i c t i o n aunts are dead, it becomes well-nigh
Teacher H it Hard. “ Now, boys," said
D u u n a co a n a n o w e u , g i v i n g n e a itn y a n a n a tu i
would have dosed Impossible, says a w riter In tbe New tbe teacher, "b o w many months have
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
t h e d o o r s o f Y ork W orld. A s a (patter o f f a c t your 28 days?" “ AH o f ’em,” promptly
achievement, b u t knowledge o f your Identity la absolute­ piled the youngster at the foot o f tbe
LUDWIO BEETHOVEN.
not ao w ith the ly hearsay. You know your fath er and class.
, wonderful musician. A t first despond mother caljed you their son, and to
Friend— H a ve you ever seen active
ent when be bad been assured by the that fa ct yon may testify I f tbe ques­
service, colonel? CoL Grass— I have,
best phyaidans that nothing could be tion o f your Identity should ever come
sir— very active.
I once promised a
done to help him, be refused to meet before a Judge and Jury. But the testi­
w aiter tWo shillings I f be served ma
any one, as he could not bear the world mony goes before tbe Jury w ith tbe quickly.— T lt B lt s .
to know that be had become deaf. I t
w arning from the Judge that It is only
“ Remember," said the angry hus­
was then that be w rote:
hearsay, fo r you have no personal band, “ what I say goes.” “ I t does,” re­
" I t makes me sad to think that oth­
knowledge o f the matter.
joined his w ife, calmly, “ providing you
ers can bear the notes o f a fa r-o ff Ante
Official town o r parish records era w rits It down and put a stamp on I t ” —
or a distant shepherd’s song, and I can­
valuable, but by no means conclusive. — Philadelphia Bulletin.
n o t*
Suppose you are John Smith, son o f
Parson Johnslng— D ls be ah turkey
But gradually bis great nature con­
Robert and M ary Smith, born a t A l­ has shot In him, d es k in ; am be a w ild
quered the blackness o f his despair,
bany on August 1, 1866. T b e record o f
one? Deacon Ketcbum— W al, no— bat
and he went to w ork again w ith deter­
births in tbe Bureau o f V ital Statistics
some o’ de shot dat was fired at me
mination. Despite his deafness be do-,
at Albany w ill prove that a son named done bit deteu rkey!— Life.
termlned to lead an orchestra In a sym­
John waa born to Robert and M ary
phony o f his own. When the lost note
"B y George, but I ’ve got a Jewel o f
Smith on that d a te; the register o f the
bad died aw ay the great audience was
a glrL
I proposed by w ire and told
church may {w ove that John, son o f
perfectly quiet fo r-a m om ent 'Th en a
Roteart and M ary 8m lt¿, w a T b a b i e d ^
* a M w er at mjr “ I—
" “ W e ,ir
storm o f applause broke forth. Beetho­
*
*
y
“ And the frugal little thing w aited un­
on a certain data, but they do not prove
ven could not bear I t could not know
til 0 p. m. and got night ratea.” — Cour-
Intestines with a costly waste of D lgestiv»
that you are the John 8mith, o f whom
ler-Journal.
that his svmnhony hat) pleased. Th
-O
Juice, as Salts, Castor Oil. Calomel.
these are records.
apis use grew louder and louder. Pina:
Good Answer. " I am not going to
T o establish the connection between
Jalap, or Aperient Waters, always do.
ly one o f the musicians touched Beetho­
you and the person mentioned In the Join tbe church.” said a wiseacre to Dr.
No,— Cascarets strengthen and stimu­
ven upon the arm. H e turned and saw
records. In other words to prove your Van Dyke— “ they are all hypocrites
late
the Bowel Muscles instead.
what be had not been able to bear.
own identity, Is the difficulty. I f your there.” “ N ever mind, my dear fello w ,"
These
are the Muscles that fine tha
I t was a fter be bad become d eaf that
mother is a live she can do It ; I f any Replied tbe divine, “ there Is room fo r
Food passages and that tighten up wheA
many o f Beethoven’s greatest composi­
relative who has known you since you one more.”
Food touches them, thus driving that
tions w ere written, a proof that by
She Fixed H im !
Visiting Philan­
w ere born la a live be can do I t
Food on to Its finish.
force o f w ill alone a man m ay - prove
T b e successive suits fo r the estate thropist— Good morning, m adam e; I am
They are tha Muscles that turn Pood
h lm ielf greater than circumstance.
o f A. T . Stewart failed on such grounds collecting fo r tbe Drunkards’ Home.
Into Strength through Nutrition.
as these. Tha plaintiffs, cousins o f tbe Mrs. McGuire— Shu re I ’m glad o f It,
COOKING IN T H E CH UR C H .
late Mrs. Stewart, w ere unable to prove •or— I f ye come round to-night yes can
their relationship. I t waa necessary In take me husband.
■ ••ti
P a r a ls k «*
( o r O e e a a te a a l a
W ell,— a Csocaret acts on your Bowel
T p -t o -D u t u H o a a a a o f W o r a b t p .
one o f these cases that a man should
A
Troublesome
Future.
Nurse—
Muscles
as If you had Just Sawed a cord
L igh t and heavy housekeeping as prove his late father and A. T. Stewart Bridget, come here and see a French
of
wood,
or walked ten miles.
practiced In up-to-date churches la a to have been brothers, but be had no baby horn In Dublin.
Bridget— Poor
That's why Cascarets are safe to taka
revelation to tbe people who see It fo r personal knowledge o f tbe m atter; be little da rllu t! It's a great perplexity
continuously in health; and out of health.
tbe first time. Tbe country visitor la had beard his father In Ireland refer you'll be to youreelf, I ’m ta n k in ’, when
Because they move the Food Naturally.
apt to be shocked or delighted, accord­ to A. T . Stewart aa his brother, but you begin shpeakln’ i
digesting It without waste of tomorrow’s
ing to tem peram ent Many conserva­ tha court would not let hjm testify
On tbe T ro lley Car.
"Y o u r fare,
tiva folk. Including missionaries, rural even to that, and, aa the defendants de­
Gastric Juice.
R E A T medicine,— the Saw-
lao," aald tha conductor, pausing be­
pastora, and laymen, come to censure nied the relationship, the case fa ll to
They thus work all the Nutrition out o f
buck.
fore bar. She blushed and bit her Up.
and remain to d igest
tbe ground.
It
before it decays.
Two hours a day sawing
"T o u r faro, miss,” ha repeated. "Sura,”
W hy shouldn’t a church have a
Tha identity o f a person
becomes said the girl, "a n ’ what I f I be? Ya
The thin, flat. Ten Cent box Is made
wood win keep a n y o n e ’ s
kitchen?
even harder o f proof a fter ha la dead. must not bo repeatin’ It like that before
to fit your Vest Pocket, or " M y Lady's”
Bowels regular.
W hat could be more practical? It la In tha R oyal Arcanum there a re sev­ folks.”
Purse.
N o need of pills. Cathartics, Castor
asked. Th ere are clubrooma, libraries, eral hundred thousand dollars o f death
Carry It constantly with you and take
m T hat’s D iffe re n t
Sm
ith:
"
H
e
took
Oil nor "Physio,” if you'll only work tbo
and gymnasiums In churches nowadays, benefits tied op because o f tbe Inability
a C as caret whenever you suspect you
eeveral good-slsed sticks and beat his Sawbuck regularly. „
and people say It la quite proper to o f heirs to prove that tha Insured man
need one.
Wife.
Brown— I cannot
believe be
Exercise la Nature’s Cure for Consti­
have a well-furnished kitchen capable la dead.
could
be
gu
ilty
o
f
such
cruelty.
Smith
Thus you win ward o ff Appendicitis
pation and,—Ten-Mile walk will do, If you
o f supplying after
meeting refresh
V ery often It is necessary to success
—
Cruelty?
Th
ere
wasn’t
any
cruelty
Constipation,
Indigestion, — and other
haven't
got
a
wood
pile.
mente and the solid meals o f rarer oc­ in litigation over an estate to prove
about i t
They w ere playing go lf to­
things besides.
casions.
o
not only who w ere your, parents, but
Druggists— 10 Cents a Box.
In some churches the ecclesiastic who .w ere your grandparent«. Fam ily gether.
But, If you will take your Exercise
"W h a t I w a n t” said the young man,
Be very careful to get the genuine»
kitchen gives forth a savory effluence Bibles, w ith tbe records therein, help
three times s day. A cup o f ooffee hot ont In this, but are not at all conclu­ “ Is to get m arried and have a peace­ an Easy Chair, there's only one way
made only by the Sterling Remedy Com­
from tbe urn often heartens tbe min­ sive. Birth and m arriage certificates ful, quiet home.” "W e ll,” said Farm er do that, and make a Success of it.
pany and never sold in bulk. Every tab­
Because,— there's only ona kind of
ister before be ascends tbe p u lp it Aged are accepted as corroborative, but it Corntossel, “ sometimes It work that
let stamped ” CCC.”
members o f the congregation, wearied requires quite a mass o f such matter, way, and then again sometimes It’ s like Artificial Exercise for the Bowels and its
a
a.
a
by a long service, may be revived In together with at least some witnesses Joinin’ a debatin’ society.” — W ashing­ name is "C A S C A R E T S .”
ton
Star.
J
tbe basement by a draught o f steaming who can testify o f their own personal
n r r s x E t o o u r rs itN D S t
Cascarets are the only means to exer­
We waat te seed to ear friends
oolong.
Young W ife — Th e landlord says be’U cise the Bowel Muscles, without work.
knowledge, before a court w ill accept
Franck-deafened. GOLD-PLATE^BOftBO^BOX?
" I t la a sign o f progresa,” said an such a fa ct as proved to Its satisfac­ paper tbe bedroom, but w ill have to
hard-enameled
to cote*. It Is a besot? h r tha
They don’t Purge, Gripe, nor "upset
dressing table. Ten cento to Stan is
' asked asá
enthusiastic matron, who manages one tion.
put It on over tbe old paper and not your Stomach,’ ’ because they don’t act
cost of Cascarets.
mease re of seed frith I sad
and to cover
i
church kitchen, the other day. "T h e
«crape the walls. Husband— W ell, that’s Ilka Cathartics.
___________________
j trinket
ns
I t E * dainty
trtol is loaded.
day. mentioning this
' Scad to-day,
food at festivals and sociables used to
all r ig h t Young W ife — But think, that
PASSING OF FAMOUS HEN.
Sterling Remedy Company.
They don't flush out your Bowels and
be a byword. Everything waa cold,
room Is much too small already.— Am er­
L
a
i
d
d
.TS
O
B
s
fo
s
w
H
a
d
i
k
e
soggy and uneatable.
ican Spectator.
D ta d a t A w e o f JBS.
W a r a « th a W o r ld .
"P eop le nibbled at things out o f a
"W h a t a lovely collection o f odd
Betsy," George Bradley’s famous
Deacon
Hardesty— I ’m sorry to hear
sense o f religious duty end went to a
ben, known to poultry % raisers
all cu p s!" exclaimed a gu est peering Into that you are dissatisfied with your preach­
good restaurant afterward.
N ow tbe
the
china
cabin
et;
“
did
It
take
you
through Tennessee, Is dead at tbe age
er. He ie a most excellent man.
menu at any a ffa ir compares favorably
o f 22 years, and has been burled w ith long to get so many?” “ Oh, no,” said
Brother McGinnis (o f another congre­
with what you get outside.
honors befitting her career o f useful­ the hostess; “ those are samples o f tbs gation)— Oh, yes, and he’s a good preach­
“ A missionary to China said that our
sets w e have had In the last tw o years I” er; but he doesn’ t draw well. W e have Forty years ago and after row years
ness.
church reminded her o f tbe Chinese
a chance now to get a man who haa just of use on the eastern const Tower'a
Betsy was one o f a brood o f chicks — D etroit Free Press.
temples which are used as hotels by
been tried for heresy.
Waterproof Oiled Coats nwre introduced
hatched on tbe day that Bradley's eld­
Th e Judge— B u t i f you tooted your
travelers. Anybody ont there may
in the West and were called Sliders
est son was born, nearly twenty-three horm how Is It that the plaintiff did
Y o n C an O c t A lla n ’ s F o o t-E a s e F RE E .
sleep and get bis meals In the temple,
the pioneers and cowboy* This graphic
not hear you in tim e to get ont o f the
W rite Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y ., fo r s
which Is often tbe only available pub­ years ago. B y tbe date o f tbe young
none
has come into such feseral use that
ue
sample
o
f
A
lle
n
’s
Foot-Ease.
I
t
cares
man’s birth tbs fam ily established her w ay? Th e Defendant— I am convinced,
lic bouse.
Sweeting, hot sw ollen, aching feet. I t makes i t is frequently though wrongfully applied
your honor, that tbe accident was due new or tigh t shoes easy. A certain core for
age. j
"N ow , I think that speaks w ell fo r
to Eiujy «bstitntes You want the genrne
Betsy was occasionally permitted to en tirely to the In ferior velocity o f corns, ingrow in g nails and bunions. AU drng*
the Chinese and fo r ourselves. Tbe
gluts sell it. 26c. Don’t accept any substitute.
Look fir the
of thenshand
sound.— Brooklyn L ife.
indulge
her
motherly
Instincts,
upon
church can never be made too popular
the
rar*
Tower
on
the buttons
R td a a n d P r o p o s a ls .
Mrs. Scraggs (v ic io u s ly )— I t seems
and too useful. Religion ought not to which occasions she Invariably brought
9
* MAM M BACI AM YHLOW AW
"H a s Count Fucash made a proposal
be an enemy to modern Improvements.” Into tbe world from a doaen to fifteen Ilka a hundred years since w e were
tor your daughter’s hand?”
"O ne good thing about church kitch­ o f the finest chicks that ever scratch­ married. I can’t even remember when
XXTOWtt CRMST08.HASLIL&A
“ Not exactly,” answered Mr. Cumrox.
w e first m e t Scraggs (w e a r ily ) — I can.
TONRR (AILIUM CttjumtitTO>CIITO.CAR
ens,” said an uptown matron, "Is that ed gravel.
When not engaged In motherly duties I t w as at a dinner party, and there " H e Is w aiting fo r me to put In bids
they permit us servant tyrannised folk
Betsy
sometimes worked overtim e and were thlrteeen at table.— Translated fo r tor a title.” — Washington Star.
to practice a little cookery. I could
Talas from Fam llle Journal.
never dare~to enter my kitchen at bom» laid tw o eggs a day.
SEVEN YEARS A q O
year a fter year passed without
and make experiments In cook’s pres­
E lm er— H a ve you read any o f those
ence. But I can go to tbe church es­ any appreciable difference In Betsy's versified advertisements I ’m w ritin g A R o c h e s t e r C h e m is t r o u n d n S in g u la r ­
Part tetad Trade Directory
l y E f f e c t i v e M u d lc ln e .
tablishment and educate m yself in all strenuonslty, she became tbe wonder fo r "Phlaslck’s Pink Panacea?” Crit-
la Part laud of Ruara*
tbe departments o f culinary a r t Also o f the country and tha barnyard Jewel ttek— Yea, and they makw me side. R i­
W illia m A . Franklin, of tbe Frank­
one meets there ladles who have tra v­ o f the Bradley family.
mer—Good I T h a t’s the effect I want lin A Palm er Chem ical Go., Rochester,
I t la estimated that daring that time them to have. I t helps tbe sale o f tha
M A G IO L A N T E R N S - Wotstrr Co..
eled and there la a chance to acquire
N . Y . , w rites:
Lowool prior« on Lan Mr «a and M id««.
the rudiments o f cosmopolitan cook­ this Industrious hen has laid 4,780 eggs "Panacea.” — Philadelphia Ledger.
"S e ven y e a n ago
and
hatched
670
chickens.
HORSES
of all kinds h r sala at vary raaaoaabte
I was suffering very
ery*
"M r. Bugglna,” said the attending
prtciu Inqutra a t fro n t SC
O ver her grave Mr. Bradley w ill
much
through
the
physician, gravely, “ I am a fraid your
erect a headstone Inscribed as fo llow s:
isiln ro o f the kid­ C R E A M S E P A R A T O R S —W « guarani«« th « V. &
w ife ’s mind Is gone." "W e ll, I ’m not
Separator to b « the beat., W rit« ,lor fra« cútalo«.
W illia m H. Chase, the portrait paint­
"H e re lies laying Betsy.
Born In
neys to elim inate
Haa-l wood Ou, fifth and Oak.
surprised,” replied Mr. B. “ She’s been
er, tells s story o f the time when the 1883; died In 1905. She did many a
tbe nrio acid from
givin g me a piece o f it every day fo r
M E N ’ S C L O T H IN G - Baffoni d ______________
Pandi »ton. ____
ani«
late James M cNeil W histler was at fow l deed fo r those she loved. Peace
my
system.
My
ngout« Alflrod Bonjumlu * Co.’ « côrract ototbm.
twenty-three years, and she didn’t have
Everything
la
UMa’
a
tarnishing«.
outs w ith tbe Royal Academy at Lon­ to her bones— let them lay. May she
back waa very lame
Sixth «trusta Opposite postonica.
a w hole lot to start on I” — Washington
don.
and ached if I over­
lay again some other day.”
L ife.
P O U L T R Y POOD—I f yoo waat your hen« 1« lay
exerted
myself
in
the
least
degree.
A
t
About this time an adm irer o f
I f the 4,760 eggs that Betsy laid dur­
" I ’d like to pay you something ex­ tim e« I was weighed down w ith a feel­
W histler In Pennsylvania wrote him ing her nineteen years o f faith fu l serv­
Port! aad. Oregon.
requesting his autograph. T b e letter ice w ere sold In the market at their tra,” said the customer, “ but see that ing o f languor and depression and suf­
sign.”
H e pointed to tbe printed no­ fered continually from annoving irregu­ P IA N O S a O R G A N S — Oldrot plano homo on ta -
was sent In care o f the academy. Th at present price they would
realise
cía« ram«. Organa and Plano« on may payment«.
W rits tar Hat. Lot oaquota yoo a pries. A l i m *
Institution took advantage o f tbe op­ ! ¡908.60. I f her 670 chickens brought tice, " N o tips must be accepted In this larities o f the kidney secretions.
Gilbert-Ram
ak«r Co., Portland, Oregon.
I procured a box of Dotm’ s K idn ey
portunity thus offered to revenge Itself an average price o f 80 cents they would barber shop.” "W b lst,” said the bar­
P
ills
and
began
using
them.
I
found
W A N T E D —M m and Women to learn Barin-r trutta
ber,
"th
a
t’s
s
tip
from
tbe
boss,
and
tor tbe alleged affronts put upon It by represent a market value o f $171.
In righ t « N U ; gradante« earn (rum fig in MB
lt*a agin tbe rule to accept I t ” — Phila­ prom pt re lief from tha aching and
w m k ly ; expert Inairucfora; catalog tarn; Molar
tbe caustic W histler. T b e Pennsyl­
On this basis Betsy earned $1,079.60
Rystam
of College«, » N. Fourth at., Portland.
lameness
in
m
y
back,
and
by
the
tim
e
vania’s letter was returned to
him tor her owner before she retired from delphia Ledger.
I had taken three boxes I waa cured of T E L E G R A P H Y T A U G H T F R E E . Com-
some months later, through tbe dead active dnty and commenced to take life
Moving. “ Pa,” said Tommy T w ad­
ru an o and posino« accarad when gradaste,!
all irregu larities.”
Ç lata
hla offer «nod only for abort lima. W rit# tar pta­
latter office at Washington, and It bora easy.— N ew York Herald.
dles, “ this here mythology book says
Sold by a ll dealers; 60 cents a box. llen lar». P A C I P IC T R LEO H A P H IN H T IT U T R
on the envelope the word “ Unknown.”
Ornad Tha at r « Building, Portland, Giugno.
that Orpheus was such a fine musician Foster-Milbnrn Co., Buffalo, N . Y .
„ T e r r i b l « T h o u p h t.
repeated ns many times as space would
th’t be made trees an’ stones move.”
Mrs. Bacon— I see Japanese cooks “ Your sister Teresa has Orpheus beat
F. N. U
Nu* 24
allow.— Washington Star.
H<>W A KD E. B U RTO N . — Am ay-r Mid Chemist.
are coming into favor.
a City block,” grumbled Pa Twaddles. 1 * I m i I t IH a ('o lim d ft Hpeclmen p r l n r o d d ,
silver, Lead, SI ; (told, Hll v «r, Tie ; Gold. Me : Zlac or
Mr. Bacon— Weil, say I A fte r discov­ “ H er plano-playlng has made twenty Copper,
R ic h M in e o f O a k .
fl. cyanide «rot». Mailing rnvolopro and
a dvwTtlaura pluuuu I
Dill
liai arnt on application. Control and U ~ -
A Russian timber dealer has discov­ ering what fighters those Japanese are. fam ilies move out o f this Pat in the pire prier
re w
work aulici tad.
Hotarynoo:
franai
ered s valuable mine o f oak. i t exists Imagine going up against a Japanese last tw o months.”
In s river In south Russia and baa la y­ cook I— Yonkers Statesman.
A b o a t J e w e le r s .
Jewelers, when watches are with
them fo r repairs, are frequently Insult­
ed with tbe rem ak:
" I trust there Is no danger o f crys­
tals being substituted for tbe Jewels In
tbs works o f my watch.”
F or a groat many parsons think there
are dishonest Jewelers who make a
practice, w ith “full-jew eled” watches,
o f substituting crystals fa r tha Jewels
a t an enormous profit.
Aa a matter o f fact, there Is ao truth
In thla suspicion. A Jeweler, no matter
how dishonest, could not steal the Jew­
els In a watch, fo r they are valueless;
they only cost 10 cents apiece.
In antique watches tbe Jewels were
often costly. In modern watches they
a re never worth more than f 16 a gross.
r f #
In Use Fo r O ver 3 0 Years.
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