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N EW B ER G GRAPHIC. lU n d u mommi -e l m m .lt .r « I t at Newberg, Orafo*. OSUKD KVKRY T H U R S D A Y HORNING $1.00 P et Y ear in A dvance. TH U RSD AY , SSPTSM BER » . IMS. Sod Bless the Babies. God bless the babies! Ore g o n ’ s latest crop was on exhibi tion *at the exposition Saturday and what a show ! Babies to right o f you and babies to left— babies everywhere, giving evi dence of one crop in which there ia never q shortage* Fat, good- natured, rosy cheeked babies— eloquent testimonial to Oregon’s health giving climate, and all of them pretty ol course, for who but ar jaundiced misanthrope ever saw any but good looking babies ? And what a proud day for fond papas and mammas and doting grandparents! There w as the young m other with the first<bom and a look upon her face which said as plainly as w ords could make it—“Just dare band us anything but first honors in this show will you!” And there were others with whom the stork had been liberal, who evidently just couldn’t decide which one to pick oat for the show ring—and entered the whole herd. And to think o f the work expended in getting those infants dressed up in a w ay satisfactory t o over particular mammas! In eluding the making o f the little dresses, especially for the oc casion, and the washing and ironing, and all the details o f baby’s toilet, three days apiece would be a very conservative estimate. Say there were 1200 babies— 3600 days. It took nearly three years o f prepara tion for that baby show! But w ho will rise up and say it w asn’t worth it ? God bless the babies! Valley T . C. Co. it’s a pipe dream, with the pipe full o f gurgling oil. He spends his time advertising for a new stomach and reading his letters o f introduction to the Prince of Perdition penned by high cocka lorums o f the Congregational church. These letters tickle his funny bone and he lets out a little laugh that sounds like a cough of an automobile, and drops another thousand dollars into the contribution box. He Afcaolate P a rity Fiaeat F lavo r is a great student of the Bible, Greatest fttreatth Q uality O uaraa’d and his favorite scriptural quo rye« tation is: ‘Keep your lamps trimmed and burning.’ ” It need hardly be added that the above is a Kansas production. Spices Tea, Coffee Baking Powder Flavoring Extract Remarks which one may hear made by strangers on the fair grounds are as interesting as any part o f the show. The other day tw o well dressed and intelli gent looking ladies were in the Agricultural building and noticed the figures 1805—1905 promi nently displayed. The writer overheard one o f them remark, “ Is this year the centennial o f Oregon or something o f the kind? It mast be from those dates up there.” “ Why, I don’t know ,” answered the other in a puzzled way, “ I think they must have something to do with Lewis and Clark.” Tlfe ladies wore the ubiquitous badge— Watch Tacoma Grow—and had evidently been to o busy thus engaged to post up on such a trivial affair as the Lewis and Clark expedition. ----- In boosting a Marion coun ty candidate for congressional honors the Silverton Appeal closes a bombastic editorial with the words, “ We believe that every loyal republican will throw his influence in that direction.” What ro t! He doesn’t believe anything o f the kind. The re publican or any other party would be in a hard row if it didn’t have but one good man We are doing a better quality o f work at the .present time, than has ever been turned out ol this laundry, and our prices are right. A. N.Pressnafl. Numerous and Worthless. Everything is in the name when it comes to Witch Hazel Salve. E. C. DeWitt & Co. of Chicago dis covered some years ago how to lake a salve from Witch Hazel that is a specific for Piles. For blind, bleeding, itching and pro- muding piles, eczema, cuts, burns, braises and all skin diseases De- Witt’s Salve has no equal. This has given rise to numerous worth le ¡»counterfeits. Ask for DeWitt’! —t he genuine. Sold by F. H Caldwell. “ B A R G A IN CORNER in Newberg has at last been located Where? Southeast Corner Main and 1st Street F O R P A R T IC U L A R S C A L L O N PATTER SO N , JON ES & CO . W ho carry a fo il stock o f General M erchandise. LEAD ER S IN Q U ALITY New Meat Market SM ALL PROFIT PROM OTERS * * W E HAVE ABOU T * * Seventy-five Heating Stoves T h a t w e are going to sell before Christmas if Choice fresh and salted meets. The best the mar ket affords at prices that When a man loudly protests that nobody can make a fool o f him his hearers rarely leel like disputing so obvious a state L O C A T E D O N M A IN S T ment. ...... ............... Cored o f Lame Back A fter 1ft Years o f Suffering. Skowron & Johnson “ I had been troubled with lame back for fifteen years aud I found a complete recovery in the use of Chamberlain’s Pain Balm,” says John G. Bisher, Gillam, Iud. This liniment is also without an equal for sprains and bruises. It is for sale by C. F. Moore & Co. G «t O ff Cheap. He may well think he has got off cheap, who, after having contracted constipation or indigestion, is still able to perfectly restore his health. Nothing will do this but Dr. King’s New Life Pills. A quick, pleasant and certain cure for headache, con stipatioa, etc. 25c at F . H. Cald Administrator's Notte« of Final well& Co.’s drugstore; guaranteed Settlement. Occasionally there is a man Notice la hereby (Iren that the whose secret grief is that his ol the estate oi Leri J. honors—and especially if he administrator eeesed, haa filed his final «Mount aa wife does not drive him to drink. said estate, la the County Great interest ia centered in wasn’t a better man than the tratorof Yamhill county, Oregon, ■end that said ; haa appointed Monday. October and. MO tiie gathering o f the republican Appeal is appealing for. 10 o’clock a. m. as the day and hour tor lha lag ol objections to said Inal account and the clans of the state, to taka place settlement thereof. Seed time comes before harvest. Now, theratore, all persons Interested In mid in Portland next month and estate are hereby notified and required to ap and merit. Try it when you have Let this fact be remembered by pear at the County Court room at MeMInnrllle, speculation is rile as to the prob said county and state at said time, to then and a cough or cold and you are certain those who think the new comers there show cause, II any there may be, why to be pleased with the qui^k relief able results o f the love feast. If, said account should not be settled, allowed and a little slow in settling.* Eastern roved. and the administrator discharged, which it affords. It is pleasant to directly or indirectly, an attempt said estate forever and Anally settled. take and can always be depended ers are - seeing the Northwest Dated August *1, 1906. is made to pick oat candidates RODERT ORR, upon. For sale by C. F. Moore & Admr. oi Estate of Levi J. Parks, Deceased for the coming campaign, it will this year and returning home. Clarence Butt, Att’y for Estate. prove "not only a failure but a But wh.it they see they w on ’t boomerang. The people w on’t forget—they can’t. They’ll be stand for a suspicion o f monkey with us “ when the roses bloom business as far as the direct again.” primary law is concerned. On Editor Bennett Owns a Dog. O p p o s it e P o s t o f p ic e the other hand, if, as Chairman Baker avers, it is to be merely The Irrigator man is now the MUSICAL INSTRUM ENTS AND a good fellowship gathering in so^e custodian, owner, manager SHEET M USiq which “ old things are to pass Iand proprietor o f a do8 - One o f aw ay and all things become the sort that is short of tail, long Current M agazines and Publications— new,” the call is timely and in ears an(^ black and silky ot Stationery— Confectionery. fact ia long over due. |coat. Mrs. Tom Richardson, oi Portland, gave him to us. We F. E. WALLING* P ro p . Admirers o f Lincoln—and.what I sav “ him” for euphony, but his good American citizen is not— name is Juliette. He, that is should by all means visit the Illi- Juliette, has a pedigree as long u ois building at the fair. From and angular as a rail fence. It an educational and historical begins in Berlin,jumps to Frisco, Newberg Sash and Door^Factory. standpoint the exhibit o f the back to Paris, thence to New letters, documents and photo- York, across the water again to PLANT COMPLETE AND UP TO DATE. graphs having to do with all London, Geneva, St. Petersburg, stages and phases o f the life of Tokio and to Portland via W e do all kinds o f w ork in our our greatest president, is cer- Honolulu. It began in the days line in latest styles and patterns. tainly of surpassing interest. It of King Charles and is not ended is the opportunity o f a life time yet. We feel proud ot Juliette t o many to look upon, read and | and look with contempt upon studv many priceless Lincoln dogless editors. That is dogless papers in the original, thus com pedigreed editors, or to speak ing into a closer knowledge and plainer, pedigreed dogless edi appreciation o f the man. Young tors, or—well, all first class edi people especially should be en tors, should cultivate Tom Rich, couraged to spend some time in ardson and through him work the old Lincoln home as repro Mrs. Richardson for one ot Juli duced at the Lewis and Clark ette’s sisters or neices or grand fair. It inspires one toward neices, for every well regulated editor should own a dog. In higher citizenship. fact we propose at the next Some fellow by the name ol meeting o f the press association Cooley seems to be entitled to to offer an amendment to our the medal for the prize essay on by-laws restricting our member John Rockefeller. 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