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t I V T o o E a rly . There ia an Interesting anecdote given/In the Boston Herald of a Mr. Capen, an old resident of one o f the seaport towns of Massachusetts. He is now employed as driver of the coach which conveys travelers from the trains to tho hotel. One Saturday evening In the latter part of September three men arrived on the afternoon train from Boston. Mr. Capan was sitting on tho driver“! ■eat of the coach, waiting to take them to their destination. They looked about the station, and evidently were not favorably Impressed by the sur rounding!, for one man waa beard to say: “W hat a dytolate country! W e cer tainly have come to tho Jumplng-off place this time. I don’t bolleve we can even gat a Sunday paper In this place, can we, driver T” There waa allenca for a moment, and & an Mr. Capen drawled out " W a t not to-night" group« of sloops and estimate which were so familiar at the fishing villages A THRIFTY GUEST. a few years ago are fast giving place to ngly, mast lees power launches, mostly of tho gasoline and petroleum A fe w years ago Mrs. Boevas paid types. Tho reason for this chance Is that a visit to some distant cousin*—tw o rich old maiden ladle* who live togeth the fisherman, who, even If be te pic er In a remote village of Canada. On turesque, le a business man, has found that It pays. In the old days unfavor the night before she left their bon able weather might delay him for And you know why, too. It's ■a tho throe eat on tho veranda 1 hours, or even days, in getting from gather, one of the hostesses remarked those gray hairs I Don’t you the fishing grounds, and his fish were speculatively: “ Well, It hasn’t cost know thst Ayer's H sir Vigor ■polled. Now ho can figure almost to a Drusllly and me so much ns 1 certainty on the time of Ms run to mar restores color to gray hair? thought It would to have you bn ket and be lands bis fish In bettor con You a o « every time you were Invited W ell, It does. And it never dition and gets better prices. out, wo wore asked, too, and that fails, either. It stops falling In Narraganeett bay, wMcb la ona saved the price of a maal for each of hair also, and keeps the scalp of the sources of supply for N ew York, us; so it almost evens up!” * the fisherman «an get to-day’s catch clean and healthy. D o not This story has been a byword among Into the markets to-morrow morning the members of the Reeves family grow old too fasti by running to Newport and catching ever since, and only recently they the regular boats. Formerly It took have acquired a companion-piece s day longer and the result o f tms which, Mrs. Reeves declares, balances change Is exemplified by the experi It beautifully. ence of a little partnership of three Tbeir home la In Washington; so fishermen, who own a power boat, and W a r r a n te d a S p eed y C ere. that It forms a convenient target for who In the first year that tbey bought Dr. William Osier, In one of hlR Bal any and all of their friends who elm It cleaned np 88,000 In excess of the timore lectures, recited a quaint old at “doing” the national capital, but previous year's profits.— N ew Tork cure for tho gout— a cura, from a sev their spirit of hospitality has eever Time*. enteenth century medical work, that grown tired. Not long ago Mr. Reeves w as designed to show gout’s hopeless received word that his Uncle Abner FIVE S H IF T S IN Q A R B A DAY. ness. “First pick,” aald this odd cure; J u t a W ay Tbey H a rt. and w ife were coming to visit him. “ Say, conductor," ssksd tb * inqal*Ittv* “a handkerchief from the pocket of a “N ow don’t you think, Burton," C o n fo rm ity to R a s k i n * O ffic e r's Preen p u u n i t r , "in speaking o f tha tin # which spinster who never wished to wed; sec Mrs. Reeves asked her husband, when K e p t 4 ,0 0 0 N a v y M en Busy. ia proper, ‘a quarter to aix* o r a ‘quarter ond, wash tha handkerchief in an hon she beard the news, “that it would do Four thousand officers and bluejack o f six.’ ” est miner's pend; third, dry It on tho to let yonr U n d e Abner pay at least ets, constituting tho crews of fire first- “ N eith er," replied the railroad naan. hedge of a person who never waa cove part of Ms own expenses wM la he’s class battleships and one gunboat • I alw ays say, ‘flra-forty-flve.’ " tous: fourth, send it to the shop o f a York navyyard, sightseeing round here? I wouldn’t now in the N ew physician who never killed a patient« speak of It, only, you know, ho has changed their uniforms simultaneous H e H a d K n o n «h . fifth, mark it with a lawyer's Ink who Enpeck w as dining at tha home o f a never cheated a client; and, sixth, ap more money than he knows what to ly five times Sunday, aaya the N ew York Tlmea. The reason o f so much do with." friend. ply It, hot, to tho gout-tormented p art “That's true enough, igy dear," ad changing of drew waa doe to the reg “ W ill yon hare some of tb# tongue?” A speedy cure moat follow." mitted Mr. Beeves with Ms genial ulation which requires that each offi asked the hoeteea. smile, “b u t he’s going to ho our guest, cer and man must at all times wear Too Good so Lose. “No, thank yon,” replied Enpeck, " I The peculiar state of affaire has re and I Intend to givo him and Aunt a uniform to conform with that worn Hit too much of that at home." sulted from the recent orders that Huldah the time of tbeir Uvea. I by the commanding or senior officer o f twenty Cincinnati poltcemen should guess ‘Drusllly and me' can manage the fleet or squadron. How’s ThUT Rear Admiral Robley IX Evans, the Each day to pay their car taro for a few days." We oflkr One Hundred P o lla n Inward tea bring down tbeir w eight any case ot Catarrh that oanaot he cured by the men wrestled, Joggled Indi Bo U n d o Abner and Aunt Huldah commander-in-chief of th* North At H a ll’s Catarrh Cure. d ab s, heavy dumbbells, flapped over cam«. Mr. Reeves met them at the lantic fleet five of w h o w battleships horisontal bars and circled the track station, and for the next week devot are at the navy-yard, is, of coarse, tho In the police gymnasium until their ed himself to giving them a glorious ranking officer o f the yard. H e Is uons ana nnanciaiij soie io carry out any oo- Ups were blue. Then Chief Mllllken holiday. Not a point o f Interest w a s away on leave of absence. N ext to UaaUons nada by their t i n . W ir <k T bdax . wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. had a report filed with him as to the missed; not a oar 11ns anywhere round him comes R a w Admiral Coghlan, the W aldino , K is has A M asyui , wholesale brut- weights of the officers. To his amass Washington faUed of patronage. Just commandant of the yard. After Mm ■ix is, Toledo. O. Hall'e Catarrh Cure la taken Internally, act ment several had increased In avoir- ones, In all their visit, the two w ent comes R w r Admiral Daria, command ing directly npo: " of the sy system. Price Ite. per bottle. dupols. The others had cut down their out together, unaccompanied, and th* ing the second division of tho battle — *—L Testimoni * ^ free. " Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials weight a very little. The chief win twenty-five cents that U n d e Abner ship squadron. However, it warn said, H alla Family Pills are the beet. ask tho mayor to allow tho heavy paid for six car tickets on that occa absences of commanding officers were weights to remain In tbeir class. sion waa the only money be spent frequent and this made the ranking Noted fo r H e r Beauty. a good deal of a puaaie to anybody The Coonteaa of Northbrook, until a Marriagss on board ship are consid w M le In Washington. abort while ago known aa Viscountess ered unlucky. I f you can’t be married As tbey were riding to tho train, in but a navy man. At any rate, tho officers and man of Baring, ia looked upon as one of the on dry land remain unwed. tho street-car, on tha morning o f their handsomest women in London society. departure, Mr. Reeves paid the fare the Kearaarge, Kentucky, Alabama, AM USEM ENT NOTES. During the Ufa e f the late Earl, says aa usual, and then dropped into a seat Maine and Missouri and tha second The Tattler, she always spent much class gunboat Dubuque had to beside Uncle Abner. o f her time with him at bis conn try “W ell, unde.” he satd, heartily, " I some lightning change« of drees. The Perhaps the most important even home. In Hampshire, and there shone of tho present season w ill be the en hope you’re 'not sorry you came?" ' changes began at reveille, when * as the moat brilliant hostess in the gagetnent of Isidore Witmark and Fred “Oh, no,” U n d e Abner replied, ah- signal from the Alabam a sboweft that country, arranging tha shooting parties eric Rankin’! comedy opera “ The ntly. H e waa fumbling In Ms pock the commanding officer was going to entirely herself and superintending Chaperone,’ ’ which w ill bo seen at tha et-book for something. A t last he pro breakfast dressed In bln*. the very smallest detail aa to the eom- Marqoam Theater aix nights and W ed duced two car tickets. "Bay, Burt," Thla Information w as quickly w ig fort of her father In law ’s guests. The nesday and Saturday matinees, open he said, “I had these left from the wagged to all the ships and when the •art was devoted to her and w as never ing Monday night, Sept. 18th. “ The quarter's worth I bought tho day your men lined np- for m ew inch o f thorn tired of showing off her portraits and Chaperons” has become whet la known Annt Huldy and I rod« out to Cabin was d a d In tha bine uniform of the pictures, o f which ho had no fewer as A standard attraction, that ia, the John’s Bridge. Tbey won’t bo any service. After breakfast tb* men than fifty different kinds, and always amusement going public of tho country 0 to mo after I'leave here; so If yon lounged about decks or strolled around talked o f her as bis "baautlfnl daugh at large has some to look forward to want to give mo a dime and take ’em the yard. About 10 o’clock another ter-in-law." tho regalar annual visit of this charm off my hand«, we’ll call It square]"— signal waa wigwagged from the flag ing musical play aa to a genuine pleas ship. The signal Waa to tho effect Tooth’s Companion. ure. It is always new and up-to-date. that th* ranking officer was wearing A regiment e f soldiers w as drawn Managers of theaters are also always up far church parade in the barrack glad to book “ Tho Chaperons” because P R E S E R V E T H E B A T T L E F IE L D S . a white cap. Ten minutes later all the eBtcera and nearly S,S00 men had square, but the church w as being re they are invariably sure of big bualneea a a a * e f C u b es C oeU icto r a i l mi H is discarded tbeir caps of bin« and had paired and could only bold half of and that their patrons w ill be nuns t o r ic l e t * root. reappeared ia caps made . of pure them. than satisfied. The oompany this year It la true that the great battles of wMta duck. “Sergeant-major,” shouted the ee ia bigger, better and made up of more th* Civil W a r and those o f th* pres The next change waa at the lunch nel, “tell all the men whe don’t went pretty young girls than over before, ent on* In Manchuria, where th* man hour. Hardly had that meal ended to go to church to fall out on the re and tha scenery and costumes ara en killed and wounded in a day outnum when there was some more w igw a g verse flank." tirely new. “ The Chaperone” ia the ber all thosa who fought on both sides ging between the ships. The com O f coarse a large number quickly first of the big musical 00 medies to ap at Ban J u s , make that battle read manding officer waa In the fall uni and gladly aralied themselves ef the pear daring the Lewis and Clark fair. like a skirmish'. But tha Spanish war form e f white dock. H a lf an hour The Chas. A . Taylor company ia just privilege. had Its results. A t least It made later the officers still on ships and “Now, aergeent-major," said tha comnleting a successful engagement at Cuba Into a republic, end so enriched every bluejacket on ship or In tho colonel, “dismiss ail the men who did The Empire this week. or burdened us with colonise that our yard had returned from a harried visit This company has been a great and not FaTI' oatJU|d march the others to republic changed Into something like to M s quarters, where he had changed pleasing surprise to oar theater goere ehnrch; they need It London an em plro But I do not urge th at It th* bine for the white dnek. Standard. ' . — w ill never be because Ban Juan BIX bells sounded. When the Jingle changed our foreign policy that people died aw ay the ranking officer wore his T H K D A I R T F L T K I I . I . K R Conroy« all th. aim and afford, w ill visit the spot, and will send from cap o f bin«. So did everybody else a comfort tm y.ry i t picture postal cards. The human tittle later. , boua-ln doing room, «Imping Interest Stoma w ill keep Ban Juan Just before the dinner call another -F. room aog all « »n' . plaom «rh.ro alive. The men who fought there signal appeared. “Off with the white bio- Ä 'tn s 'X : t Aim art Iron came from every State In oor coun and on with the blue" le a literal Cleon, id will try and from every class of our so tranaUfttes of what the man with the '•h i' V,,,,'* not «di oriniti«* ' anything. Try cial Ufa. W o sent there tho best of signal flags said. It was nearly sun th.m onm and you will a nrv«r k. without th«m. i f not k.pt by oor regular army, and with them, down, bat th* Interval between sig duelers, tent se prepaid for Wc. Harold Somara, cowboys, clerks, bricklayers, football nal and mesa call waa s u fflc is u t lir M Dettoli b Avo-, Brooklyn, H. T. players, thro« future commanders of another rapid change of garb and 4 the greater army that followed that whan tho “laat call for dinner” sound f. $ ■ V war, the future Governor of Cuba, fu ed the decks of «very battleship and K O U C M 7 -/£ 7 A / ture commanders of tho Philippines, the tittle gunboat showed formations tho commander o f our forces In China, of smart aeamen, every one of whom • CR* tW« sot. istwra te as with the u m i . • «ad addresses e f yourself and two ef year * future President o f the United waa clad In the full blue uniform of • friends, end the dete when you will probably * Its tee. tho United States service. • enter a business college, end we win credit , And, whether these men when they e yon with 05.00 on our «5.00 scholarship. • “1 believe we bold tho record In • Our school oCrrs exceptional advantages to • returned to their homes again became ■hooting, but I know we hold It when • students of Business. Shorthand, English, etc. * clerks, and millionaires and dentists, changing clothes la under discussion,” l B u t letmocTioe—L owest T uitior « or roe* to be presidents and mounted remarked an officer aa be darted • «sirs res cataissu is — it -« re d « * policemen, they all remember very around a twelve-inch turret on hie • T H E M U L T N O M A H •* kindly th* days they lay huddled to w ay to his quarters to change his : B U S IN E S S IN STITU TE .* gether in th* trenches on that hot and white duck for a blue uniform. • m . a. A Law , Race. . Madefy* M irili■!L With **T* Chaasfwm" glaring sky Una. And there most be ce sixth er. PORTLAND, ORE. W h ore Ha F e ll D ow n .« by the excellence of ite performances, many more besides who hold tho place Archibald— 1 will do anything In tho There are fe w In th* for although unheralded and almost la memory. unknown it haa given ns one of the United States so poor in relatives and world for yon, daareet! Helena— W ill yon? beet, If not tho very beet, renditions of friends who did not In Ms or her AreMbqjd— I f yon would only try melodrama ever seen in this city. They heart sand a substitute to Cuba. For w ill be followed for the week starting thee« it seems as though Baa Juan Helen«— Then take this collarette to Sunday, Sept. 17th, by a company in might bo better preserved, not aa it ’Fabio Romain,” and we are promised for already Its aspect Is too far Oatehom’a department atora and ex another Intellectual treat. The Baker changed to wish for that, but as It change it for a six« larger; T v * loot has been crowded at every perfomanoe waa.— Scribner’s the slip.— Puck- Pumps water for this week of the “ Kentucky Belle«” On O th e r N t «h t * . hones and Irrigation. burlesque oompany. U S E Q A S O L IN E F ISH E R S NO W . Mr. GoodtMng— H ow does yonr sla Displaces wind mills One of the principal reasons for the ter like the engagement ring I gave aad gasoline engines. Up-ta-Dak* Hen Find Them More success of this excellent company lies her, Bobby? Bnrne gasoline, wood P ro*table then S a llie s Craft. in tho jingling melodious music sung or oo«l. Haa auto H er Young B ro th e r-W e ll. It’s a Ut- Tboee who bewail the death o f ro by rarely cultivated voices. matic stop. Shipped mance at aea because o f tho displace tle too small: ah* has an aw fnl hard This cosy little theater seems to bo on approval. Write reganiing with a bound its old popular ment of sail by staam have now an- time gotttng it off when the other fel for catalogues end *r cause for wo*. Whatever of low- call I— Puck. ity and the management are to he con priesa. romance lingered about a aea faring life gratulated on the suooeee of their new a Ooaatotrot O o r e ta ' the opinion o f these persona at- venture. " I can remember whan the wealthy Wheeler A Markell’s merrymakers, tacbed Itself to tb* fishermen, those Mr. Hldem didn’t have a dollar o f Ms who follow the “ Kentucky Belles,” are “eaptalna courageous,” who In little ow n," aald the man who disparage«. ■aid to be a first class organisation of aail-drlvqn dories risked their lives to 321 Hawthorne Ave. , Ora. "W e ll,” answered the misanthrope, singers and fun maker« and w ill keep supply tho shore-living folks with fooo. I t Is sold that he le atlQ doing bnst- Vmi____________________ up and add to the reputation their Now, however, the fisherman la follow nass entirely with other people’s dol ing Ms brother of the deep aea trade predecessors have established. ft ft a lar«."— Washington Star. They w ill start up on next Sunday, and 1* bsesnrtag a mem meebanio. Whan tb* farm ara klok for rain thay the 17 th, Inst, and w ill play a ll the F ew er I* displacing an sail, even ta th* l w s . Httt* M B « b oat and th ■•/I T M r la tha aritiaal tim a r weak. tm Growing Old F a s t j j l f f B E S T T O N IC W hen the system gete debilitated and in u nut-down condition it needs a tonic and there has never been one discovered that ia the equal of S . S. 8. It 1 s especially adapted for a system ic remedy, because it contains no strong minerals to derange th * . Stomach and digestion, and affect the liver and bowels. I t is made entirely o f roots, herb* and barks selected for their purifying ai and ju st the ■ ¡ 1 that are needed to restore to the body strong robust health. W hen th * blood becomes impure and clo gged w itk waste matters and -poisons the body does not receive sn f- I have used year 8. & & and fon&d it to be a*., ficient nourishment and snf- excellent took to build np the general health and f e n from debility, weakness. tJ S V S i sk e p ly t e s s , nervousness, J J J ^ ^ g ^ g M y £ S £ h £ ^ S n h £ < L a ! loss of appetite, bad digea- ^ k , properties it gives a splendid appetite, tion and m any Other d u a - rafrvahing sleep, and the system undergoes A g o « greesble symptom s o f S dis- «sal building up under its invigorating influence, ordered blood circulation, 348 Woodland A t *., Warren, O. M as. K a n B s c s , and if it is not corrected some « form of m alignant fever or other dangerous disorder w ill follow. 8. 8. 8 . builds np the broken down constitution, clears the blood of all poisons « M im parities and m akes it strong and healthy. T h e nerves are restored to a calm restful state, refreshing sleep ia had again, the appetite returns and tha whole system is toned np b y th is great remedy,' ’ S. S. 8. is a blood puri fier and tonic and acts prom ptly in this run-down depleted condition o f tha System. Book on the blood and medical advice furnished b y our physicians. without charge. C O . , ATLAMTA, G A r R e a l Unkind. Hattie— My music teacher aaya I have the moat wonderful vole* he ever heard for on* of my age * Carrie— Well, you shouldn't allow a little thing like that to worry you. Hattie— Worry met Why, what do you mean? Carrie— Ton are young yet, and the chances are yon will outgrow it P f T n f W H W tIy Cate*. Ifo a u o r ncrronancoa f l l O after a m day*« am of Dr.ltllae’sUreat N err* jU o to w . Seed for F r e » S t trial bottle and Irratiaa. Dr.K.H.JUlae,Ltd.. Ml A rc « St.. Philadelphia, P a Yon Can Oat Allan’ s Foot-Ease I W rite alien & Olmsted, In K o y,H . T ., tor n ’* ’s Foot-Tarn. I t ea bee mm pie of A lle llen tweeting, hot swollen, aching fert. n It makes Don’t imagine that every sad-eyed saw or tight shoe« eery. A certain cure lea Ingrowing naHi end bunion*. A ll drug, woman yon meet has loved aid loot. It’e corns. gist* roll It. 25c. Don’t aeropt any ■utetttats more th*a likely she loved end gat him. W aa a Nbooter. Mother*will «a d Mr*. Wlnniow’» Soothing Nevada Nad— Thar goes Miracle Mika« Syrup th* bam remedy to M e lor thalr children daring tha teething period. He’s ambydextrous. Eastern Tourist— A h ; I suppose he can Knowledge and timber shouldn't be write with either hand. mnch need till they are seasoned.— O. W . „ Nevada Ned— Nop«.* Can’t writ* at llolmee. ati. H * shoots two-handed. CASTORIA For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Opium .Morphin* nor » t o r a l N o T l ü R c a ^ H In A perfect Remedy ForConstips- R on, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish n e ss and L o s s O F S L E E P . 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W ecu n siderit Indlspensfblein fattening h ogs a a d cattle.—J. W . W IL L IA M S ,B r e e d e r * ,B rie n t ,Ind. E C O N O M Y Hoi Air Pumping Engine F ff(/ M / A N STOCK FOOO Boras grain by «act«tins dtgestto i. getting «II tbs good oat of the food consumed. HYRKT OW, ÍEK of horses, raws, bogs or pell. It** ohago, Ms. *1.**. IV lb pall. Its* feeds. »Xte. IXM. ■TRY F O O D , » great Keg Prodneer and Cholera Cura. P R U R S IA N ■ V f PORTLAND SCFD CO.. Portland. Orsgsn, Corot Agents era em igrating to A lb a n a and Coa- ode by tha thoun- Wbere there Is a Unde Sam’s People B E A L L & CO. rar In visib le. The Judge— You say yon arc not n vagrant, yet you have no visibl* mean* of support. The Hobo— I did have die Doomin', y er honor. T b * Judge— Then why isn’t it visi ble at the present time t The Hobo— ’Cause I went an’ eat it. berte affords th* greatest opportunity of any country la th* world for good In rest- menu. Land can be bought of the C. P. R. company on easy pay manta of one-alxth to one-tenth down, * per eent Internet, yearly lisymenls, from |kS0 to 1* 00 per sera, that le as fine land as the sun aver shown on. I am oonduetlng parties ont of Spoken# Mondays of each week, giv ing spoelol railroad rates and showing them over Alberta Join the crowd. Any Information cheerfully (Iran. JAM!* M. LEWIS, Special loa d Agent Alberts end Canadian Ballway lsad*. 71* Riverside Ave.. 5— kune. Wash. »