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Auers When the nerves are weak everything goes wrong. You are tired all the time, easily discouraged, n e r v o u s , and irritable. Y o u r cheeks a re Sarsaparilla ale and your blood is thin. ? our doctor a a y a y o u a re th re a te n e d wi t h a nervoua breakdown. H e orders this grand old family medicine. “ For n o r . than M yaara I hay* aaad Aysr'i ■ananartlla in my f.mlty. It la a srsud Mala al all tluta*, and a wmidarful nv-rtWlss (or IB y ar. Mood D. C. H o l t , Waal Haraa. Sana. . . * butti«. I drnirerloa. £ Weak Nerves K- ep th e b o w els regu lar w ith A yer's Capld D efeated. A half-repentant bachelor, with quite a pile of rocks. Dropped ia, ene day, beside the way, and bought a pair of socks. Arrived at home— romantic Jeyl— he wond’ringly drew eut ▲ aria deep hidden in the hose— from eome fair hand, ne deubtl “ I'm twenty years of age,” It read, “ and euUed a country belle. With you I ’d like to correepond— if yon will never tell. My object matrimony la, and yeure, I — - hope, the same. I f yon’U address me, I ’ll respond.” And then she wrote her name. * On Bre with hope, the bachelor that very evening wrote. And folded bit epistle with a Use inside the note. Sly Uupid had him in his mesh— ne very ____ ' eiever catch. Woe. after all, quite foolish la a half repentant bach. Bat ah hew sheepish did he feel, when from the fair unknown This a newer came, to quench his Same: “ Aa old maid I have grown Alan 'twas forty yeyrs ago I planned that fond aurprtee. Defeated by a heartless wretch who wouldn’t advertise!” j S h o o k fo r t b e L a w y e r . A well-known lawyer o f this city, whose ofllce Is located close to tbe oity hall, received a tremendous shock tbe ether day. He wus counsel for a man charged with larceny, and, as the evidence was conclusive, he advised bla «lient ta plead guilty. ___ .__ ..... “ Yon know that you have a bad rec erd and you have practically confessed your gsllt,” aald tbe lawyer in a sooth ing manner, “ and you wUl be sentenc ad «a about three-years In Jail.” This last sentence completely dum founded tbe prisoner, but after be bad looked abeat his cell for several min utes he turned to bis attorney and In a very serious manner said: “ W ill you kindly go out and get me a good law- i w r • v“-~-—------ •— ____________ _ A s aaaa as the lawyer recovered Crons the shock he told the prisoner he would argue the case for him.— Phila delphia Press. A B eantifU l Volume. The moot beautiful volume in tbe Congressional Library at Washington 1s a Bible which was transcribed on parchment by a monk in the lOtb cen tury. The general lettering Is In the German text, each letter Is perfect, end there ia not a scratch or blot from lid to Nd. Koch chapter begins with a large Illuminated letter, in which is drawn the figure o f s saint, some inci dent o f whom the chapter tells. F ir s t L ife ln s n r a n o e P o lic y . Th e first life Insurance policy o f which the details are on record result ed la a lawsuit William Gybbons In sured himself on June 15, 1583, for £383 against dying In twelve months. H e did die en May 18 o f the next year, and the disgusted underwriters (the company a f those days) contested pay ment ea the plea that he bad lived twelva months o f twenty-eight days eaeh.— World's Work. V' ............ Ore and F e e l. Pennsylvania, which mokes more tRàa half tffe iron used In tbe United States, produces less than 2 per cent o f the Iren ore mined. Ohio, which comes next to Pennsylvania as an Iron- maker, mines less than 1 per cent of the total. In both cases the ere la brought to the fuel, and this Is the policy In this country. Only In Ala bama are the ore and fuel found to gether.— Scientific American. J o k e W a s e a H e r, Member of congregation— Do you know yeur sermon on coveteousneea last Sunday grievously offended and disgusted Brother Pneer? Tbe Rev. K. Moffntt Lalghtly— Aha! I shall have to tell my w ife that. It's a good one on her. she contended all the way home from church t^iat morn ing that there wasn't a man In tbe au dience who had paid tbe slightest at tention to t he sermon. , Taken at Mla Word. Mr. Newly— We don't appreciate thing» we get for nothing. Everybody likes the things best that cost the m ost Mrs. Newly—Then you muet love me • great deal, because I ’ve heard you ■ay that you paid very dearly far me. — Detroit Free Press. RI SO S C U R T tiri F OR M la »Ina. Sofa br «tragetrta C O N S U M P T IO N ^ I t I s R e a lly MEASURES UP TO THE N o C h e a p e r th a n 1 « Thin C o u n tr y . | In a id a a P o ta to . sfanuard The accuracy o f an official statem ent' A Scarborough gentleman was sur- made by United States Consul Hal- * rt,#d roeeutly to find thirty-eight pins si hu d at Birmingham, that living was ^ hi® bresgfsst egg, and most other no cheeper in England than In the P*0?1* would have been surprised, too. United 8tat>ea, having been questioned Bnder circumstances. There ought H e— Weuld you rather be pretty or by certain a u th o r ity In-this country, to b# * collection o f miraculous eggs w itty? Bht— Sir!— New Yerk Bun. be has made a supplementary report ®0DC1*where. It was enly two years The eeal man should be brought to on tbe subject to the state depart- j* * * * & •» l«M * n egg at Bed- sea the error o f his weighs.— Phlladel- m eat From this It appears that the *op® with a penny in It. There Is no ph i« Record. original statement wus based on tbe at «> “ »• but “ »• “ Doss Mr. Rsnben Haybrtek keep experience e f certain American tuba fia®,tl®o. “ H ew did the penny get ia- tb* * »■ M v « r beeB hoarders?” “ Ho take« 'em, but be welders working In the Birmingham don’t keep 'em.” — Chicago Chronicle. district. The statement caused much i “ “ ■fnctorlly settled. 1 surprise, aa It was contrary to the A comparison puzzlo Is afforded by KUe— H e cemee o f good fam ily, general understanding. One newspa- '• m» rket f»rdener, well known at dooan’t ko? Stella— Tea, be’a the ouly per urged that I f living In Great Brit Spitalflelds market, who ence lest and ain was, not appreciably cheaper than feuad a half crown under almost In In tbe United States there wae no rea credible circumstances. H e was in Jehaey— Pa, la It wrong to ateal son fo r protecting the highly paid specting his crops when bo dropped fessi a trust? Johnny's Pa— Don’t let American workman. Consul Hal tbe half crewa en tbe ground, and the q nestle* bother yen, my son. I t ’s stead says that that Is net a matter though be sea rebed long and diligent Impossible.— Cleveland Ledger. | fo r him to decide. H e Adds that that ly, he searched la vat*. A year passed l*fter a table d’hote)— paper’s proposition to low er tbe scale and the incident was being fsrgstten, Anything else, waiter? W alter— One o f living e f the American workingman when, as he was selecting some pota mete peach, sir, and yen’ll ’ave eat had batter be addressed to tbe Am eri toes for the market, Mr. Smith came across ons bf a very curious shape. the mean.— London Bystander. can workingman direct Cutting It open to discover the cause “ I only state a very plain fa c t " eaya “ Day ain’t ne etch thing as gittla' o f its eccentricity, the gardener found married In heaven.” "Course dey a in 't Mr. Halstead, “ that if the English Don’t de Bible tell yen it’ s a place er workingman livtd as w ell as bis Amer- inaide It the half-crown piece be bad peaee en rest?” — Atlanta Constitution, lean brother workingman bis living lost twelve months before. The po tato was seen by hundreds o f people, Mrs. Hatteraon— I didn’t see you at « P * “ - « * « * » « trtat- and the truth o f the story ia well the lecture en “ The Simple U fe .” Mr«. « th* llvin* ®xp«nses ° f the vouched for. Outtereen— Why. ne; I had no Idea It American. Surely there Is nothing eb- Remarkable aa they are, there Is w es going te be tnch s swell a ffa ir .- Jectionable In stating a fact so plain nothing unique In these cases. One r tr a tllja T Ifa / and so easily verified. Everybody .. , ’ , . . . . knows that the American workman la. of the romances o f money-making is W ife — It la so kind o f you to put an . ___ . ., ., ,, , the story e f a aaaa who* found a news paper Inaide a shark when fishing in J * r * P ea ’ workman cannot and does not live as Australia In 1870, and who learned the news o f tbe Franco-German w ar in 1 i American. It U within p' my knowledge that the majority of this way early enough to make a for Mies Biter— Could yen use anything people u nlted state. believe tune out o f i t Tbe story may be true everybody In Australia la In your yeur “ Household Department” tb th s that living Is much cheaper abroad or not; UNCLE SAM—“ A High Standard is Required o f Any Ca knows i t week? Country Editor— Yes, w e could wsek? Editor Yss, (ban at borne, and It seems to raa Another after tbe same kind Is that handle handle a a eeuple eeuplo o o f f dosen dosen e e f f fresh fresh eggs eggs therefore that I might well supplement tarrh Remedy That Has Been Endorsed by so Many T ru st nicely.— nleely.— New New York York Times. Times. the statement o f those American work- o f the Milrord Haven traw ler which, “ W hat conclusion does that cam- cam men who, it must be understood, have while fishing off Carllngford Lough a worthy and Prominent People.1 paign orator in his argument?” lived here a number o f years, and year or tw o ago, caught up In the net P«»&n era tor reach In “ H e never conclusion. knew tbe condition o f the United a packet o f papers, tied together with sever arrives at a conclusion, T im e a n d B o o k s . • M a t r i m o n i a l B liao . H e merely stops now and then to take taka States before they came here, and are red tape and carefully sealed. The The economy o f saving time Is wise, "You mast think I ’m a fool!” ex breath.” — Washington Star. I therefore better qualified to express skipper o f the boat banded tbe docu but there Is an economy o f spending claimed the gngry husband. ments to a lawyer, and it was found “ I never would have said so,” calmly W illie— Teacher told us to-day that ' an opinion than tourists, whether they tim e.. In reading, especially, burry ia they w ere a missing link which stood there’s a certain kind o’ tree that be Americans in England or English most wasteful. Reading la tbe mak rejoined the other half of the combine, between a woman and her fortune. ing o f thoughts, of Ideas, o f pictures in “ but since you have mentioned it I ’ m grows sat o’ rocks. I can’t remember men in America, even If they are spe Tkey proved the right o f a Miss tbe brain.1 A ll young photographers not going to perjure myself by denying what It was. His Pa— It's a family cial commissioners Investigating liv Macdonald to certain estates In Ire it.” ing conditions. know bow little Is to be made out o f tree, I guess.— Philadelphia Ledger. land, which she bad claimed ten years “ In the ‘American’ factories also, an “ under-exposed plate.” but do they T%e Irish lady declared to tbe mag before, but which she had failed to istrate that the defendant bad stolen and In the factories where orders for win because the w ill could not be understand that there may be such a thing as an nnder-exposed brain? It American world contractors have been her hen. "H o w de yen know it Is produced. I t was this w ill which was takes time to make impressions on tbe executed, when our manufacturers bad your ben?” asked the Judge. “ Know fo r Infants and Children. brought up from the sea.— Pearson’s mind. ' I f yon read too fast, either it!” erled the Irate lady. "I have mors work than they could attend to, Weekly. aloud or to yourself, or skim over your known that ken ever since It was an there are often a number o f Americans reading, tbe mind receives poor Im employed. Those In the better paid egg.” O r e g o n B lo o d P u r l i l o r is pressions or none at all.— S t Nicholas. Bears the positions find tbelr situations, on the “ You probably don’t remember me,” righ tly named, because it purifies the Signatars o f whole, comfortable and agreeable; yet began the self-made man proudly, blood and tones up the body. Mothers w ill find Mr*. W lnalqw's Soothing ____...................... . — ___ ____ ... ./ Syrup thobesi remedy to use ior their children “ but twenty years ago, when I W as a practically all these, and nearly all d u rin g the teething period. M u s c l e s In T e n s io n . poor, humble boy, you gave me a other working Americans livin g bere C A S T O R IA Tbs Kind Yon Have Allays Bought F o r g e t I t N o t. The Revue Scientlfique has been message to carry----- ” “ Yes. , e * ” * ho” l‘ * £ ¿ 5 * k have c**," ied that ’T a k e heed unto this solemn troth.’* N e w P r o b le m . cried the buay man. “ Where’s the *hey d id a o t fln d t h e o o r t o f living, as asking what muscles tire soonest with T h u s spake th e b egg a r, n e e d y; “ Gracious me!” exclaimed the lady. they had expected I t low. " A bloomin' chump was I in youth. the conclusion that it is not the mus “ These servant girl problems are very answer?” “ Many o f the working Americans in cles in use, but those under tension, al And now I ’m old and pcedy.” vexing." “ You are the first one to whom I England, Including those Americaniz though doing so work. The w riter “ W hat now?” asked her husband. have shown this poem,” tbe young ing factories and those selling our urges us to use the arms and legs less “ W by, tbat Russian girl I hired re poet went on; “I was wooing the niUM manufactures bere, accepted their fo r and the back and neck more, fo r on fuses to wash my kimonos because last night----- ” “ Poor fe l’.ow!” ropUsd eign positions at the same (in some them comes the greatest strain. H e they are Japanese.” the editor, bonding back the manu oases lower) salaries than they had has been asking men o f all occupations script “ It’s too bad ahe rejected you.” been receiving at home, persuaded and tbe same questions: Piso’s Cure h s good cough medicine. — Chicago Journal. I t has cured coughs and colds fat forty believing that they were obtaining an When you have worked much, where years. A t drnggiats, 25 cents. Hicks— H ow do yon happen to bo Increase because they would be able to do you feel tired? going fishing on Friday? I thought live more cheaply than at home, th Before you were trained did fatigue An U nkind Cat. you believed Friday wae an unlucky (t be lower wage grades the stay o f the show itself in the same regions? “ Isn’t R queer,” remarked Newpop, day. Wicks— Well, I always have, imported American wo rkman ia seldom A ll the answers point to the same “ that the baby immediately becomes Bat it occurred to me this morning 0ne duration. In one factory conclusions. Tbe baker who kneads qniet the minute I began to sing to “ A H S ign s F a l l In a D r y ' that perhaps it would be unlucky for where there were nearly fifty men a dongh all night complains o f fatigue him?" the fish.— Somerville Journal. t h b s i g n o f T H i FISH “ Oh, there’s nothing so very queer fe w years ago there Is only one, a fore- In bis legs. I ’m afraid you’re not wise. aald man, remaining. A fe w are still In juEVKH f a il s nr a w a r m o T b e blacksmith Is tired, not In bis about it,” rejoined Mrs. Newpop. ‘T h e tha fa ir girl. “ Why?” demanded the Great Britain. Most o f them returned arms and sboulders, but in his back poor little dear is evidently puzzled by la ordering Tower's flickers, the strange noise.” a customer writes: “ I knew persistent suitor. “ Because 'a word to to the United States. They were, some and loins. they will be ell right I f they the wise is sufficient,' and I have said o f them told me. disappointed In flnd- hare the *FI8R* ea them.4 The young soldier, after a march, is S t a t s o r O h io , C it y o r Touuio, I This confidence Is the s a b *No!' to you.” “ Yen, but I ’ m wise lng the cost o f livin g higher than they especially tired in the back o f the L ucas « o c h t t , ( "■ growth o f sixty-nine years of F r a n k J. c h i k e t mokes oath that he Is cnongh to know that a woman's ’No* anticipa ted.” aareiul manufacturing. neck, even i f he has carried no knap senior partner o l the firm o f J. C h i k e t i may eventually mean ‘yea.’ ” — Phila Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, Coun sack. gfrfcfft Award Wwld’s Fair, 1H4, ty and State afo-esald, and that said firm will D AM M ED BY PR AIR IE DOG& delphia Press. 4 T h e oarsman who Is In perfect train pay the gum o f ONK HUNDRED DOLLARS lor each and every case o f C a t a r r h that cannot he A t the end o f thirty years Hiram A. J. T O W E R oo. f e t o - m n a R i v e r C h o k e d U p in T e x a s b y M i g r a ing after prolonged exercise gets tired cured by the use of H a l l ' s C a t a r r h C u r e . had accumulated a fortune. His w ife F R A N K J. C H EN E Y. Boston. V. 8. A . In his calves and insteps. tio n o f th e L i t t le A n im a ls . Sworn to before me a "d subscribed in m y und daughter were delighted. “ For,” These facts point to the conclusion presence, “ The prairie dog migration from this 6th day of December, A. D., 1886. Tow er Canadian Co. * ' said they, with becoming raodeay. "w e Oklahoma to southwestern Texas dur- ^ A. W. GLEASON, confirmed effort w e should Limited ’ | seal | Notary Public. now not oniy have money enough to lng July, 1874, eclipsed anything of try to alter the habit o f contraction. cut a splurge, but poor dear papa Is that sort witnessed by white men in That is to say, the body, like the mind, H ail’s Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and M elon e f W arrarttd W it W attker Clothing too broken down to appear among tbs acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaaes this country," said Matt Duhr last needs change o f work. of the system. Bend f. r testimonials, free. best people.” — Life. week. “ Millions o f the frisky little r . J. C H E N E Y A CO., Toledo, O. “ It’s so long since ,you last called barkers must have been In quest o f C ity C o u n tr y F o lk s . Bold by Drnggista, 7&c. H a il’s Fam ily P ills are the best. Mrs. Upmore— H ow is your experi upon me I was beginning to think you new pastures or perhaps smelled that were forgetting me,” said Miss Pechi3, the approaching legions o f homeseek- ment o f living in the country succeed N o t Q n ita B ntlafactory. as she came down to tbe young man ers would surely exterminate the dogs ing? Hicks— I understand that you have Mrs. Hyems— It Isn’t so bad as you In the parlor. * T ’m for getting you,” and plow np the dog towns. had a telephone put in your house. Mrs. replied the ardent youth, “ and it’s for might expect It costs us more, o f Wicks must find it a great convenience. “ The prairie dog migration from course, to have our butter and frevh getting you that I ’ ve called to-night Wicks— Yes; but she doesn’t like it the north to the southwest lasted six Can I have you?” — Kennebec Journal. vegetables brought ont to us from tbe half as well as she thought she would. days, during the month o f July, 1874. city, bnt w e don’t have to entertain You see, when she is using it she hae to Tha passenger who had been holding The traveling ’dogs’ while crossing the himself up by a strap sat down in a Red river interfered to a great ex nearly as much company as w e did in listen half tbe time.— Somerville Joupr- uaL seat that had just been vacated. tent with the cattle that came to that tbe city.— Scottish American. “There Is plenty o f room, ma’am,” be stream to quench tbelr thirst Some said to the pudgy, little matron sitting cowboys that were on the banks o f next 'Don’ t move.” “ W e don't have Red river during the time when the to,” she said, with a cheerful smile; prairie dogs swam across any that the we own the house we Uve In.” —Chi stream was chockful o f the little ras cago Tribune. cals for many miles up and down the ” 1 tell ye w h a t” asserted Old Mau river. FOR SEED Those afflicted w ith Eczema kn ow Sptggets, “ that there painter feller Is “ Th e thirsty cattle were either un a fine a rtist’’ “ What Impressed you able or unwilling to stick their mouths more than caa be told o f the suffering imposed by this “ flesh Th* C H A T H A M F A N N IN G about his work?” “ Well, ther’ was a jnj 0 the water through the moving fire. ” I t usually begins w ith a s lig h t redness of the skin, which gradu ally M ILL, with Sacking attachment, pictur he called T h e Rainstorm.' an’ magS living prairie dogs. The cow- spreads, follow ed by blisters and pustules discharging a thin, stick y fluid will clean and grade all kinds al 1 swan, it was that nat’ral that I boys were getting ready to drive the that dries and scales off. lea vin g an inflamed surface, and at tim es the itch Grain and Seed*. The only machine in g and h ornin g are alm ost unbearable. W h ile any part o f the body is hadn’t looked at It three minutes be- famishing stock to a distant stream, liable to be attacked, the that hoe screen» and rid IV » made fore my corns begin hurtln me.” — but tbe riVer became clear o f the Eczema made its appearance on my left limb the especially for cleaning grain on the hands, feet, back, arms, face Cleveland Leader. repelling swimmers alter blocking the I and u , aie the parts most size of my thnmb in 1893, and spread until it was Coast. T o convince you that thh the pai "Prosperity?” said Dr. Sllghcem, the useful drinking place for about a often afflicted. L Th ‘A e e c a . u s e o f large os my hand, burning, itching and paining Grain Cleaner is a» represented I will There is altogether week. week “ It was generally auppoeed — that “ Eczema is a too ' — condi me, and for which I could get no relief, until see eminent surgeon. "There tend you one on 30 days’ free trial acid too much prosperity! It is killing busl- the ’dogs’ halted when -they had tion o f the blood. Th e cir ing the other cures advertised by you I wrote and and will pay the freight. secured the advise of your physicians, commenced ness.” ' “ In what way?” asked the reached the staked plains o f Texas, culation becomes l o a d e d S. S. 8 . and It cured me. Write me for our Descriptive Cat o^her. “ Why, sir, almost anybody j “ There have been some eccentric cy- w ith fiery, acid poisons that Mayetta, Kan. J. H. S pknc * . alogue and “ on time” proposition ean afford to have appendicitis nowa- clones In this country. One on the are f o r c e d through the —tt will interest you. days, and, in consequence, all o f my gouth Canadian In the year 1892 de- glands and pores o f the skin which set the flesh aflame Since the cause o f best patients regard it as too common, horned about sixty steers, but fe- th® disease is in the blood it is a waste o f tim e to try to cure it w ith local and refuse to have I t ’’— Chicago Trlb- trained from otherwise hurting the applications; thscaase must be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S S. GEO. W. fOOTT nne. animals One cyclone between Still no ®*lna1 ** a remedy for Kcsema; it cutenj the TfcpL T T Portland. Oregon A gentleman who was In the habit water and Connell Creek, about eight blood and forces out the poison through the natural o f dining dally at a certain restaurant years ago, played many fantastic channels, and builds up the entire system. T h e skin M id to the waiter (an Irishman*: “ In- tricks. I t pulled all the feetber. out becomes amooth and aoft again, and the Eczema IS P. No. I S -1 * 0 5 stead o f tipping you every day. Pat. o f A. L . Curry’s 118 chickens, and C “ C9- ^ « fus^ ** I w ill give you your tip In a lump after taklug tbe naked poultry through ¿TT ti5.atment ^ to its p u rify in g , cool.n g effect on ------- - .... - A ..Would ^ alr £ about 7 d ^ U m Wood. B ook on Skin Diseases and any advice wished, w ithout charge. sum at tbe end o f -------- tbs month THE SW IFT SPECIFIC CO .. ATLANTA. GAm yon moind paying me In advance, them In the road. A colored man, who r o it T” “ W eill that is rather a straug* happened to com« from Pawnee City request. However, i f you are In want shortly after, picked up over fifty o f of some money now, here’s half a tbs naked chickens. H s concluded crown for you, but did you mistrust that the picked hens and roosters had ms?” "Oh, no, sorr, but I am lsavlns been sent from bsavsn for bis special Color more seeds brighter and falter color* than any other dye. On» 10c eochoso colors >Hk. wool and cotton esoaNy well aad Is fooranteed to five perfect result». Ask dealer, or we wHI »rod post paid at 10c a packs«a. Writs for free booklet fcow to d n , bars to-morrow." bousflt” — Kansas City Journal. bleach aad a h colors. UONROC DRUG CO.. Daloavifle. Missouri. Clean Y o u r Grain P U T N A M F A D E L E S S DYES