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— .0 $ ----/J. ------ -• irò---- ■*. a #’»• ;* . *■ • .. „Y f m ' . * 1 *■ 7 . _ ' * r - 'jy - %T * • a SOM E CURIOUS FINDS. "~ 1T -------- f — 1 — / LIVING IN ENGLAND. When the nerves are weak everything goes wrong. You «re tired all the time, easily discouraged, nervous, and irritable. Your cheeks are ” /'• PE-RU-NA I t la Really No Cheaper than la Thla H oa a j Loot on a Farm Woo Located Country. k - , . Inaida a Potato. , ' Tap accuracy of an official statem ent1 * «carborough gentleman waa sur- aiade by Edited States Consul PrlBed recently to And thirty-eight piua •tend at niruUngiuim. that living was *•*> brpagfast egg. and moat other no cheaper in England than in the P ^ P 1« "W “ 1«1 have beeu »urpriaed. too. United IJtete». having been questioned tne circumstances. 1 here ought • H e— Would you rather be pretty Or by certain authorities in thla country, b> be a collection of mlraculoua egga witty? She—Sir!— New York Sun. has made a supplementary report *>wewhere. It was only two years , The cpal tnan ajrouhf be brought oft the subject to the state depart- ®lnc* * ben laid an egg at Bed- see the error ©f hi* weigh*.— Pbllatlgf- m ent From ttOs It appears that the *on* wlth * P «nnF to 1L The™ u ®° phla Record. * ^ original statement was baaed, on the ^ "“ bt at all as to the fact, but the - • . • • MEASURES UP TO THE SiANU i)8D Sarsaparilla “ Do#* Mr.-Reuben Haybrick keep experience o f ccrtolu American tube J“ , b ^ n ^ a u l t e boarderer "H e takes tern, but be' working in the Birmingham J“ ? ***' b Q 1 den t keep ’em."— Chicago Chronicle. , dU trict The statement caused much , tor,,3r •®ttlea- A comparison pusxl* is afforded by E I 1 .- H * comes o f good fa m ily ,1T “ l t , wa* ront~ ry to - I general erne newspu newspu- * market gardener, well known at doesn’t be? S te lla -Y v e s . i. h-’- «>■'* * en en I unuersumuing. understanding. One P” « ■ « « * that I f llv ta f .in Great Brit- who once lost and thing I know against gainst H .-T o w n ^ w ju ^ . ppf#etaWy cheaper tban found a half crown under almost ln- , ~i¡ ' In tbs United States there was no re*- credible circumstances. H e was in Joh n n y-Pa. is It w rong to steal ^ fo r protecting the highly paid specting big crops when be dropped * F»r mm than M m n I h » T # ,Md Ayer's from a trust? Johnny's P a - D o n ’t let AmericKI, Workman. Consul Hal- tbe half crown on the ground, and •an*i>itrtlla In my f.imflr. It la a (rami touts at all tlmaa. and a wonderful m-dletne for Im the question bother yon, my son. It's stead , para Hood"—D. C. HOLT. Waat Hates. Caua. says that that is not a matter though he searched long and diligent aim a botti*. Impossible. - < levelsnd Ledgsr. [fo r him to decide. H e add* that that ly, he searched la vain. A year passed J . O. ATM CO.. Tow«ll. M» m . Gourmand (after a table d'hote)— paper’s proposition to lower the scale and the Incident was being forgotten, Anything else, waiter? Walter— One o f living o f the American workingman when, as he was selecting some pota more peach, sir. snd you’ll ’avs eat had better be addressed to the Ameri- toes 191» the market, Mr. Smith came •cross one o f a vesy curious shape. th * menu.— Loudon Bystander. can workingman direct “ I only state a very plain fa c t ” says Cutting it open te discover the cause jer'a "Day afn't no sich thing as glttin’ r * p th ? b ö v v # !i!^ Phis, Just o n e pill o a ch -n ig Ight. married in heaven.’’ “ Course dey ain’t Mr. Halstead, “ that If the English o f its eccentricity, tbe'gardener found Inside it tbe half-crown ''piece be bad Don’t de Bible tell yon It’s a place er workingman livtd aa well as hi* Amer- lost twelve menth8 before. Tbe po- Cupid Detested. peace en rest?” — Atlanta Constitution, lean brother workingman bis living tatq was seen by hundreds o f people, ▲ half-repeuUut bachelor, with quite a Mrs. Hatteruon— I didn’t see you st ® * P « « « * be as great or great- and the trdtb o f the story is well pile of rocks, «* • vouched for. Dropped in, one day, besido tbs way, the lectors on “ The Simple L ife.” Mr»- " ti^ D the llvln* exbenae* Cutterson— Why, no;*I had no idea it American. BureJy there is nothing ©b- Uemarkabie as they are, there is and bought a pair of aocks. Arrived at borne— romantic Joy!—be waa going to bo such a swell a ffa ir .- Jectionable in storing a fhet so plain nothing,unique in these cases. One Brooklyn L ife and so easily verified. Kverybody. wond’ringly drew out e f the romances o f money-making is knows that the American workmdn Is, A note deep bidden in the hose— from W ife —It Is so kind o f yon to put on- the story o f a man who found a news- by comparison, highly paid. I cm some fair band, no doubt! per inside a shark wb$n fishing in my boot, for me^ Kneeling Husband ^ that the English (tugging a w a y > - It'. s - a - p te a - u r e , w o' kraan and do€8 pot llve w Australia in 1870, and who learned the " I ’m twenty years of ag#,” it read, "and news o f the Franco-German war in my dear. Still. I ’m glad you're not a 1 welt weU as the ^ American. It I* ------- celled a country belle. American, it is within this way early enough to make a for With you I ’d like to correspond— if you. ce pede. c - e-Up. I ruy knowledge that the majority of will never tall. Mias Rlter Could you use anything peop]e b, ( M United States believe tune out o f it. The story may be true n a •'UonaohoM I lana efvTiac *’ * ♦ h a . - Australia My object matrimony is, and yours, I In «A yonr “ Household Department" tb s tin . t living is much cheaper abroad or not;, everybody In UNCLE SAM—“ A High Standard Required o f Any Ca- hope, the same... week? Country Editor— Yes, we could than at home, and it seems to me knows i t I f you’ll address me, I'll respond.**/ And handle a couple o f dozen o f fresh eggs Another after the same kind is that tarrh Remedy That H as Been Endorsed by so Many Trust therefore that I might well supplement then she wrote her name. ~~£ r-- nicely.— New York Times. • the statement of those American work o f the Milford Haven trawler which, worthy and Prominent People.” “ W h a t . conclusion does that cam men who, iTm ^St be unTeratood, " b ^ e ^ hlle fl*hln« off Carllngford Lough a On fire with hope, the bachelor that very year or tw o ago, caught up in tbe net evening wrote, i paign orator reach in bis argument?” lived here a number o f years, and And folded his epistle with a kiss inside “ H e never arrives at a conclusion. knew the condition o f the Uuited a packet o f papers, tied together with M a trim o n ia l b lits . ’ T im a a n d R o ok s.____ red tape and carefully sealed. Tbe " the note. H e merely stops now and then to take States before they came here, and are The economy o f saving time is wise, “ Yon must think I ’m a fool!” ex ■kipper of tbe boat handed tbe docu 81y Cupid had him in his mesh— no very breath.’’— Washington 8 tar. J therefore better qualified to express but there Is an economy o f spending claimed the angry husband. clever catch. ment* to a lawyer, and It was found “ I never would have said so,” calmly W illie— Teacher told us to-day t h a t '* an “ opinion than tourists, whether they they were a missing link wbfch stood time. In reading, especially, burry is Tor, after all, quite foolish is a half rejoined the other half of the combine, be Americans in England or English most' wasteful. Reading is the mak there’s a certain kind .0’ tree that repentant bach. between a woman and her fortune. ing o f thoughts, of Ideas, o f pictifres in ‘but since yon have mentioned it I ’m grows out o’ reeks. I can’t remember men in America, even If they are spe- They proved the right o f a Miss tbe bralp. All young photographers not going to perjure myself by denying But ok bow sheepish did he feel,- when wbat it was. H I* Pa— I f s a family <*l*i commtoMonera investigating Ihr it.*’ Macdonald to certain estates ln Ire know bow little is to be made out of from the fair unknown - ing conditions. tree, I guess.— Philadelphia Ledger. land, which she had claimed ten yea n This answer came, to quench hia flame: an “ under-exposed plate,” but do they In the ‘ ‘A American’ t factories also. The Irish lcdy declared to tbe umg before, but which she had failed to “ An old maid I have grown lstrate that the defendant had atoleu ln the iactorles- where orders for win because the w ill conld not be understand that there may be such a Alas ’tVas forty years ago I planned h%r hen. “ H ow do you know It is American world contractors have beeM produced. It was this w ill which was thing *s an nuder-exposed brain? It that fond surprise. your h e n ^ asked the Judge. “ Know executed, when our manufacturers had irougbt up from the sea.— Pearson's takes time to make impressions on tbe Defeated by a heartless wretch who For Infants and Children. mind. I f you read too fast, either wrouldn’t advertiser* _ It!” cited the Irate lady. “I have more work than they could attend to, eekly. aloud or to yourself, or skim over your known that ken ever since It was an there are often a number o f Americans reading, the mind receives poor im Shook for i be Law yer. employed. Those in tlie better paid egg-” O re g o n B l o o d P u r i f i e r is pressions or none at all.— SL Nicholas. Bears the A well-known lawyer o f this city, positions find their situations, on the “ You probgbly don’ t remember n»f\” rightly named, because it purifies the 'whose office is located close to the Signature o f 1 whole, comfortable snd agreeable; yet blood and tones up the body. M others w ill And Mrs. Winslow’s Boothlng city hall, received a tremendous shock began tbe Self-made man proudly, practically all these, and nearly all Syru p the best rem edy to use io r their children y . the other day. He wus counsel for a "but twenty years ago. when 1 was a other working .Americans living here • d u rin g the teething period. Muscles In Tension. ' F o rg e t I t Not. man charged with larceny, and, aa the poor, humble boy, you gave me a whom I have met, have claimed that “Take heed unto this solemn truth," The feevue Scientifique bas been message to carry—— ” “ Yes. yes, . . . . . . .. . . . . . N e w P r o b l e m . evidence was conclusive, he advised Thus spake the beggar, needy; cried the bu-y man. . “ W h e re , the the? * * * + * 1 * 1 * CQUt W t t ^ , — asking what muscles tire soonest, with “ Gracious m e!" exclaimed the lady. tria sttsnt to -plead m B tr. - 7 — — " A bloomin’ chump was I in yonth. uwuurueV v i 1 < "«u1 C..—.-.. —— _ *be -couolueloa -that- it ) « not the mus “ You know that you have a'Dad rec And now I ’m old «a d seedy.” . “ Many of the working AmericansTn “ Yon are the first one to whom I England, Including those Americanis cles in use, but those under tension, al vexing.' ord and yon bave practically confessed though doing no work. The writer “ What now?” aRked her husband. your guilt,” said the lawyer In a sooth have shown this poem,” the young ing factories and those selling our urges ns to utte the arms and legs less “ Why, that Russian girl I hired re ing manner, “and you w ill be sentenc poo* went on; “ F w as wooing the muse manufacture.* here, accepted their fo r last night----- ” “ Poor fellow!” w e ll3.1 eign positions at the same (in some and the back and neck more, for on fuses to wash my kimonos because ed to about three years in Jail.’’ thPm comes the greatest strain. H e they are Japanese.” This last sentence completely dam tbe editor, handing back tbe manu cases lower) salaries tban they had bps been asking men o f all occupations founded the prisoner, but after he had script. “ It’ s too bad she rejected you.” been receiving at home, persuaded and Piso'a Cure I* a good conph medicine. the same questions; looked about his cell for several min — Chicago Journal. I t has cured coughs and colds for forty believing that they were obtaining an When you have,worked much, where years. A t druggists, 25 cents. ntee he turned to hla attorney and in a Hicks— How do yon happen to he increase because they would be able to do you feel tired? very serious manner said: ill you going fishing on Friday? I thought live more cheaply than at home. In Before you were trained did fatigue A a U nkind Cut. kindly go out and get me a goocl law you believed Friday was an unlucky the lower w age grades the stay o f the show Itself in the same regions? “ Isn’t it queer,” remarked Newpop, yer?" day. Wicks— Well, I always h a v e j Imported American workman is seldom A)1 the answer« point to the ‘ saai£ “ that the baby immediately beeoffito Aa soon as the lawyer recovered But it occurred to me this morning one o f great duration. In one factory quiet the minute I began to sing to from the shock “he told the prisoner be that perhaps It would be unlucky for where there were nearly fifty men a conclusions. The baker who knead^ “ AH Signs F all In a D ry T t m e " dough all night complains o f fatigue him?” would argue thq, case for him.—‘ Phila the fish.— Somerville Journal. THE SION o r T H E FISH “ Oh, there’s nothing so very queer few years ago there Is only one, a fore In his legs. delphia Press. NEVER FAILS IN A WE* TIME about it,” rejoined Mrs. Newpop. ' “ The “ I'm afraid you’re not wise." said man, remaining. A few are still in Tbe blacksmith is tired, not ln hig poor little dear is evidently puuled by the fair girl. “ Why?” demanded tbe Great Britain. Most o f them returned l a ordering Tower’s Slickers, arms and shoulders, but in his back the strange uoise.” A B enu titol Volume. a customer writes: “ I knew The most beautiful volume in the persistent suitor. “ Because ‘a word to to the United States. They were, some and loins. they will be ell right If they hare the ‘ FISH* ea then * Congreesional Library at Washington the wise is sufficient,’ and I have said o f them told gne. disappointed ln flnd- The young soldier, after a march, is S ta ts o r O h io , C it y of to lxdo , I This confldenoe is tbe out L ucas C o u n t y , | is a Bible which was transcribed on ’No!’ to you." “ Yes, but I ’m wise ing the cost o f living higher than they especially tired in tbe back o f the growth of slitr-nine years ot F r an k J . C h e n e y m akes oath that b e Is enough to know that a woman’s ‘No’ anticipated.’’ caret ul manufacturing. parchment by a monk In the 16th cen neck, even if he has carried no knap senior partner ol the Arm of K. J. c h b n k y a Co., doing bUNiness tn the C ity of Toledo, Coun - sack. tury. The general lettering Is in the may eventually mean *yea.’ ” —Phila ty and State aforesaid, and that said Arm w ill DAM M ED BY PR AIR IE DOQ& German text, each letter Is perfect, delphia Press. The oarsman who is in perfect train pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of C a t a r r h th a t cannot be A t the end of thirty years Hiram and there Is not a-scratdb or blot from A . J. T O W E R C O . “ “ •re® H lv e r C h o k e d U p i n T e x a s b y M i g r a ing after prolonged exercise gete tired cured by the use of H a l l ' s C a t a r r h C o r k . lid to lid. Each chapter beglus with had accumulated a fortune. His w ife ln his calves and insteps. Boston. U.S. A. < ^ )W E R ) FRAN K J . C H I m S t . h t io n o f t h e L i t t l e A n i m a l s . Sworn to before me and subscribed ln m y a large Illuminated letter, in which is and daughtw were delighted. ’•For,” These facts point to tbe conclusion “ The prairie dog migration from u esen ce, this 6th dey of December, A. D , 186*. T ow er Canadian Co. ___ - A. W. Cl.EASON, drawn the figure o f a saint, some inci said they, with, becoming modesy, “ we Oklahoma to southwestern Texas dur that in any continued effort w e should Limited ' K- I •> Notary Public. novF not oniy have money enough to ing July, 1874, eclipsed anything of try to alter the habit o f contraction. dent o f whom the chapter telln ■ - -- -'■ '■ '■ ■ »»1 • q w > m »> . Toronto, Canada IR *^ cut a splurge, but poor dtor papa Is that sort witnes*&l by white men in That is to say, the body, like tbe mind, H all’* C atarrh Cure 1 § taken in ternally, and ’ F irst L ife Insurance P o licy. •«tor* of Eorroatto Wot Woathor Clothing too broken down to appear among tbe this country,” said Matt Duhr last needs change o f work. act* directly on the blood and mucuua surface* j Th e first life Insurance policy o f best people.” — Life. of the lyite m . Bend f r testim onial*, free. week. “ Millions o f the frisky little F . J . C H E N E Y *1 CO., Toledo, O. which the details are on record result City Country Folks. “ It's so long since you last called barken must have been In quest o f Bold by D rn**i*ta, 76 e. ' ed in a lawsuit William Gybbons in H all’s F am ily r i lls are the best. Mrs. Up mo re— H ow is your experi upon me 1 was beginning to think you new pastures or perhaps smelled that sured himself on-June 15, 1583, for were forgetting me.” said Mlsa Pechls, the approaching legions o f homeseek- ment o f living in the country succeed (383 against dying in twelve months. N o t Q u it o S a t is fa c t o r y . as she came down to the young man era would Surely exterminate the dogs ing? He did die on M ay 18 of the next year, Hicks— I lyiderstand that yon have Mrs. Hyems— I t isn’t so bad as you tn the parlor. “ I’ m fo r getting you,” and plow np tbe dog towns. end the disgusted underwriters (the had a telephone pnt in yonr house. Mrs. might expect It costs us more, o f replied the ardent youth, “ and It’s for company of those days) contested pay Wicks must find it i great convenience. “ The prairie dog migration from eouree, to have our butter and fresh getting yon that I ’ve called to-night Wicks— Ye*; but she doesn’t like it ment op the plea that he had lived the north to the southwest lasted six vegetables brought out to us from th<> half as well as she thought she would. twelra months qf twenty-eight days Can I have yop?” — Hennebec Journal. days, during the month o f July, 1874. city, but w e don’t baYe to entertain You see, when she is using it she has to eachi-^World’s Work. The passenger who bad been holdlhg T h e traveling ’dogs’ while crossing the nearly as mneb company as w e did is listen half the time.—Somerville Joupr- himself up by a etrap sat down la a Red river interfered to a great ex-| aaL the city.— Scottish American. Ora and Fnol. it that had ¿net' been vacated.! tent with the cattle that came to that Pennsylvania, which ,makes more “ There Is plenty o f room, ma’am,” .he stream to quench their th irst Some than h a lf the Iron used ln the tjniftd aajd to the pudgy, little matron sitting | cowboys that were on the banks of States, produces leas than * pflr cunt ‘Don’t mov*.” "W e doq’t have Red river during the time when the o f the Iron ore mined. Ohio, whl^b trP she said, with a cheerful smile; prairie dogs swam across say that the comes next to Pennsylvania aa an Iron- “ we own the bouee w e live In."—Chi stream was chpckfu! o f the little ras maker, mines less than 1 per cent o f cago Tribune. cals fo r many tulles up and down the tbe total. In both cases the ore U “ I ten A what,” asserted Old Mau river. FOR SEED brought to tbe fuel, and this is the Those afflicted with Eczema know Splggets, “ that there painter feller Is “ The thirsty cattle were el thee un policy In this country. Only in Ala more than can be told of the suffering imposed by this “ flesh a fine a rtist” “ What Impressed you able or unwilling to stick their m outl* fire. ?? T A M S I M o ll« * ItA J V tM fl O n 1 J A . !■ 4 a* ■ « — — • L * _ V ? _ . 1 - ? bama'' sre tbs ore and fuel found to The C H A T H A M F A N N IN G about hla work?” “ Well; tber' was a into the water through the moving gether.—Scientific American. M ILL, with Sacking attachment, pictur he called ‘The Rainstorm.’ an’ inaga 0f living prairie dogs. The cow- will clean and grade ail kinds of J o k e W e « on H e r . I swan, it was that nat’ral that I boya were getting ready to drive the ten- and hnrnine are almos Grain and Seeds. The only machine tost unbearable* W h ile any part of the body is Member o f ’ congregation— Do yon hadn’t looked at It three minutes be- f amisblng stock to a distant stream, liable to be attacked tfte that has screens and riddles made know your sermon on coveteousness fore my corn* begin hurtln’ me.” — but ^ Bed river became clear o f the ' ’ " Eczema made its appearanee on my left limb the especially for cleaning grain on the hands, feet, back, arms, face last Sllnday grievously offended and Cleveland Leader. | repemng swimmers after blocking the and legs aie the parts most size of my thumb in 1893, and spread until it was Coast. T o convince you that this disgusted Brother Pneer? Prosperity?” said Dr. Sllghcem, the useful drinking place for about a often afflicted. Th e cause o f large as my hand, burning, itching and paining Grain Cleaner is as represented I will me, and for which I could get no relief, until see The Rev. K. Moffatt Lalghtly— Aha! eminent surgeon. "There is nltogetheo week. It was generally supposed that Eczema is a too acid condi- send you one on 30 days’ free trial ing the other cures advertised by you I wrote and I dflall have to tell my w ife that it ’s too much prospejjty! It Is killing bust, the ‘dogs’ halted when they had tion o f the blood. Theicir- and will pay the freight. ^ secured the advise of your physicians, commenced a good one on her. She contended all nees.” “ In what way?” asked the reached tbe staked plains o f Texas. culation becomes l o a d e d S. S. S. and it cured me. , Write me for our Descriptive Cat tbe way home from church that morn other. "W hy, sir, almost anybody ( “ There have been some'eccentric cy- w ith fiery, acid poisons that M a y e tta , Kan. J. H. S pen ce . alogue and "on time” proposition ing that there wasn’t a man ln the au can afford to have Hpppndtcltis nowa-'clones tn this country. One on the *re f o r c e d through the —it will interest you. dience who had paid'the slightest at days, add, In consequence, all o f my South Canadian in the year 1892 de- «la n d s and pores o f the skin which set the flesh aflame. Since tbe cause o f tention to the sermon.______ beet patients regard It as too common, horned about sixty steers, but re- the disease is in the blood it is a waste o f tim e to try to cure it w ith local GEO. W . FOOTT and refuse to have I t ” — Chicago Trib- f rained from otherwise hurting the »pplications; the cause must be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S S. Taken at Hie W ord. a % * \- ' • 1 animals. One cyclone between S till-! has no equal as a remedy for Eczema; it enters the M r.' Newly— W e don’t appreciate une. Dept. 11 Portland. Oregon A gentleman who *vas In the habit 'w a te r and Council Creek, about eight blood and forces out the poison through the natural things we get for nothing. Everybody channels, and builds up the entire system. The skin likes the things best Nthat cost the o f dining dally at a certain restaurant yearf ago., played many fantastic said to the waiter (an IrlshmanT; “ in- trick*. I t pulled ail the feathers out k J becomes smooth and soft again, and the Eczema is m ost cored. Case* Sto. U -t**S P.N.UI Mrs. Newly—Then you must tove me stead of tipping yoq every day, Pat, i at, v o f i a A. . L. Qurry’s 118 chickens, and . ,, .. . . . — . ^ that t have .. • persistently refused to . be t h e o r i t o ^ toeatment yield to its p u n fy.n g , cooling effect on a great deal, because I ’ve heard you I will give you your tip In a lump after taking the naked poultry through ^ the blood. Book on Skin Diseases and any advice wished, without c h a rg e r ilK N w ritin g to ndvortlssrs please I ■ay that you paid very dearly for me. sum at the end of the month.” “ Would the air for about ten miles, dropped in n ilon th is f u i r . | . THE SW IFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm you molnd paying riè in advance tbem ln the road. A colored man, tobo — Detroit Free Press. Bohr?” "W ell! that le rather a Strangs happened to come from Pawnee City request However, If you are in waat shortly after, picked up over fifty o f of some money now, here’s Jialf a the naked chickens. H e concluded crown for you, but did you mistrust that the picked hens and rooster* had One 10c patii ns e caler» sUk, wool hod cotton eenolty well and le more ere goods hrigMcr sad faster colors than any other dye. me?” “ Oh, no, eorr, but I am leaving been sent from heaven for hie special Color r m tat paid at 10c a package. Write 1er free booklet how to dye. ■ueranteed Ask dealer,/ er we ' s a ls e * to give perfect resaRs. bare to-morrow.” benefit”— Kansas City Journal. •tooth and mi« cotore. MONROC DRUG CO.. ? ale and your blood is thin. our doctor says you are' threatened with r nervous breakdown. He orders this grand old family medicine. Weak Nerves for is C A S TO R IA The Kind You Have Always Bough! W flfR . RESTORER. Clean Y o u r Grain a PUTNAM FADELESS DYES