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D ifficu lt D igestion ¡TEACHING A SCHOOL. T hat is dyspepsia. I t ui&kes life m iserable. I ts sufferers eat not because they want to, — b u t simply because th ey must. They know they are irrita b le a n d fre tfu l; b u t they cannot be otherw ise. They com plain of a bad ta s te In th e m outh, a tenderness a t the p it of th e sto m ach, an uneasy feeling of puffy fulness, headache, h e a rtb u rn an d w hat not. The effectual rem edy, p ro v ed by p e rm a nent cures of th o u sa n d s of severe cases, is P O S I T I O N O F S C H O O L M A S T E R IS N O S IN E C U R E . ty m n e tin ic e H e H u e t o F i f c 'h t t o M a i n t a i n l i i a c i p l i n e —O n e P e d u i f o g u c W h o W h i p p e d E n t i r e C l a a a —M u s c l e a * I m p o r ta n t u lte q u le ite aa la S c h o lu ra h ip . W ho h a th bleed in g a t th e none? l ie w ho tea ch e th a c o u u iry school. W here- iu re 1 suy uuto you, go n o t g a ily fo rth * H o o d ’ s P i l l s a re t h e b e s t c a t h a r t i c . to tea ch them th a t dw ell lu th e lau d ro u n d a bout le»t y e h a v e w o u n d s a n d so res, for verily it bouteth m ore to Erudition. c o m p a ss ye boxe th a n to re ad th e sta rs. “ R e m e m b er," said th e B oston boy'* —o . K „ Ills» M axim s. u ncle, “ th a t c h ild re n sh o u ld 1*> seen I t ia tru th th e poet alugs th a t he w ho • n .! '! * ^ a t> . e ssa y s to h a n d le th e un ru ly in a couu- “ >1 y d e ar sir, w as th e c o u r te o u s , J . , re jo in d e r, “ th a t is o n e of th e th e o rie s | t r > e d u c a u u u a l w ork c u t whose lallaey hati long sin c e been ad- o u t fo r him uot laid dow u iu a n y repu ¿pitted by civilized natio n * . T h e em ta b le te x t hook. N o persou ou e a rth ia su b je c te d to jiero r of C hina ia a h o n t th e o n ly peraon in th e world who givea i t se rio u s c o n a s m any p e tty p e rse c u tio n s herru of sh e e r d e v iltry a a th e c o u n try school s id e ra tio n .” — W ash in g to n S ta r. te a c h e r. F o r a w eek, m aybe, a f te r he “ ta k e s lu’’ th e school he h a s a fa irly Who'» Your Grocer? If h e d o esn 't h a n d le M onopole Spicea easy road to tra v e l; th e hoys h a v e uot he o u g h t to. If yon w a n t to tr y th e m , finished sitting him up. B ut w oe to send na hia nam e and a d d re ss w ith tw o him If he becom es unduly c o u lid e u t, 2-cent stam pa for postage a n d we w ill fo r tilin g s will h a p p en nut se t fo rth iu send von a 10 c en t tin o f M onopole l 1'« sim ple ru le s lie h a s p a ste d up C a y en n e or G inger o r W h ite P e p p e r o r « hove the b lac k b o ard . T h e second o th e r v a rie ty . W e know y o u ’ll say it M onday la g e n e ra lly th e tim e set for T h e big ia th e iin e st you ever uaed Fend a t th e o pening of h o stilitie s. once to W ad h a m s & K e rr B ro s., P o rt1 lea d er, likely a s u o t b ig g er th a n th e tea ch e r, lias used S a tu rd a y a n d S u n lan d , O regon. d a y m ap p in g o u t his p ro g ram . Retaining Pet. S u b d u e d sn ic k e rs, ltiu tte u tlo n to th e G u e st— A re tip s expected here? b u sin e ss iu han d , poorly p re p u re d les W a ite r— No, s a h ; we doim at...... nc so n s o r lesso n s a b so lu te ly u n le a rn e d v u lg a r tip s , sah . We is free-b o h n m a rk th e d a y ’s p ro ceed in g s. T h e teach- A m e ric an c itize n s, sah, we is. a n d we e r re p rim a n d s a n d o rd er» th e school to w ish to p reserve our self re sp ec t, s a i l.” stic k to th o se ta s k s u n til th e y a re lea rn ed . N obody is kept in n t re c e ss o r “ 1 am glad to h e ar t h a t . ” “ Yes, s a h , a ll wo re q u ire is a re ta in noon re st, fo r us y e t no open d e fia n ce in g fee, sam e us law yers, s u b .” — New 1ms m ark e d th e d e m e a n o r o f th e p u pils. T h ey go slow ly, fo r th e te m p e r York W eekly. o f th e m a s te r Is n o t a re v e a le d th in g H a m lin ’s W izard Oil is a good m ed i y e t. J u s t b e fo re school “ le ts o u t” th e c in e ; pain am i suffering c a n n o t ab id e te a c h e r rises, ta p s Ids bell a n d , h a v in g w ith i t ; y o u r d ru g g ist w ill tell you so. se c u re d a tte n tio n , d e liv e rs a c u r t lec tu r e c o n ce rn in g w h a t lias been d o n e - Nosh's Troubles or, ra th e r, n o t been d o n e —a n d h is a n x “ C onfound th a t d in o s a u ru s !” e x ious d e s ire to see Im m e d iate Im p ro v e claim ed N oah, as th e a rk gave sutdi a m en t. T h en th e hell ta p s in d ism is sa l lurch to starb o ard th a t th e w aves a n d th e lsiy s ru sh tu m u ltu o u s ly ou t, dash ed a g ain st the roof. “ I w ish it tirin g hack bucolic sh o u ts o f sc o rn a u d w ould learn to stay on its ow n sid e of d efia n ce a s th e y s c u ttle a w a y . th e b o a t!” T h en th e te a c h e r. If lie Is w a ry , T hen N oah seized a h a n d sp ik o a n d k n o w s lie Is In th e p o sitio n o f th e ti^ati sta rte d below deck to sh ift th e c a rg o .— w ho has bet Ids sole re m a in in g d o lla r O hio S ta te Jo u rn a l. on a losing h o rse — he Is u p a g a in s t It good a n d p len ty . H e a rriv e s a t th e M others will find Mrs. W inslow ’s S ooth- lug S y ru p th e best rem ed y to use for th e ir sc e n e of his la b o rs on T u e s d a y w ith Q hildren d u r in g th e te e th in g period. H o o d ’s S arsaparilla Domestic Troubles. M r. N agget— O h, w h a t’s th e m a tte r w ith you? Y ou’re forever fin d in g fa u lt. M rs. N agget (sw eetly) W ell, th a t eq u alizes tilin g s. Y o u ’re forever losing one. M r. N agget — Losing one? M rs. N agget— Yes, y o u r te m p e r. S u rely t h a t ’s a fau lt. E I T Q Perm anently Cored. No nt« or nervouHDMt I I IO Biter tlmt <!»?’* o*eof I>r K line’« fireat Nerve Restorer. Send lor F i t K E 9 2 .0 0 trial bottle ami treat* ise. 1*K. It. 11 K l in *. L td .. v3l Arch St.. P h ila d e lp h ia , l1» The Sure Way. “ How d a re you send a collector m y house?” | ) “ To tell th e t r u th , sir, we w ere a l it tle d o u b tfu l a b o u t y o u .” “ T hen why n o t have me looked up? You w ould th en have know n th a t I n e v e r pay my h ills .” — Life. sew bled th is m o rn in g ; w h y Is It tn th is c o n d itio n no w ?” "B e c k o n th ey b u ilt th em neata w ’Ue w e w u z a t recess.” " W h a t w e re you doin g on th e ro o f a w h ile a g o ? ” “ W u z n 't up on no roof ’ta ll.” “O pen th o se w indow s. N obody is to le a v e th e room u u til bid .” sa y s th e a n g ry te a c h e r, seizing th e ru le r In a lirm g ra sp . “ You stu ffe d so m e th in g In th a t c h im n e y . Sim pson, a u d y o u 're going up th e r e a u d ta k e It o u t rig h t n o w ." “T h in k so?” is th e im p u d e n t re to rt. “ You w ill e ith e r do it o r I w ill h av e to p u u lsli you se v e re ly .” “ B eckon you b e tte r lick m e—If y e k in ,” sa y s Ja c k a s h e d e fia n tly faces th e pedagogue. T h is p lac es th e school a n d te a c h e r on a w a r footing. T h e u ltim a tu m h av in g lieeu d e liv e re d the te a c h e r e ith e r goes in a n d fighta a w in n in g tight o r loses a ll c o n tro l o f th e school. I t a d m its of ho a lte rn a tiv e . F o r th e honor o f th e p ro fe ssio n , he It know n, In m ost c ases w a r m ed ic in e of a tierce a n d e a g e r v a rie ty Is speed ily m ixed. In th e e arly c la sh bone a n d sinew on th e side o f the big boy tells a n d th e sc h o lars d a n c e a b o u t, hop in g for victory. Iu th e end iu m ost c a s e s skill, e n d u ra n c e a u d h ig h e r n e rv o u s euergy tu rn th e sc a le s a n d in a lm o s t record tim e S im pson Is a lic k e d com m odity. H e m ay uot a c tu a l ly a sc e n d to th e roof to c o rre c t h is e r ro r o f ju d g m e n t, but th e th in g is done a n d th e “ sm oke o u t” Is a d ism a l fa il ure. Iu K a n s a s a f te r th e close o f th e w a r a se t of b oys from N ew Y ork a rriv e d In a little village to find hom es. T h e villag e school w as ta u g h t by a fo rm e r tro o p e r w ho still w ore his blue u n ifo rm vest. O ne o f th e N'ew Y orkers w as tlie soul of m ischief, l i e sig n a liz e d th e com in g of w in te r w hen ice w a s good a n d sk a tin g tine by p u ttin g so m e a w fu l tilin g s ou th e big c a n u o n stove. T h e sm ell se n t th e school to th e ta ll g ra s s o u tsid e. W ilson w a s c h arg e d w ith th e tric k , b u t d e n ie d it sto u tly . T h en th e school re a sse m b le d a u d th e u su a lly m ild eyes o f th a t te a c h e r b laz ed. W ilso n w a s a s big a s lie a u d fun w a s s u re to come. T h e b oys com m enced to w h istle in c o n c e rt w ith th e sh rill p ip in g of th e w ind. O ne sm all boy w a s d e te c te d in th e a c t a n d received a hot ru le r ou his c ru p p e r w hen W ilson in te rp o se d nn 1 sa id he alo n e w a s to blam e. T h e p e d ag o g u e then allo w ed he w ould h ave to w h ip W ilson, so th e a c tio n c o m m e n c ed w ith o u t tim e w a ste d in p re lim in a ries. W ilson se n t th e te a c h e r lu u n d e r a fo rm In th e first c la sh . T h e te a c h e r ro se a u d sta g g e re d to a clinch. T h en he got b u sy o ver W ilson a u d poun d ed H u u ib le T r a g e d y o f t h e f e i c a e o f L a d y - CANCER T W IN E . Your Hair Point, Shonld g, Kep, |„ I W h en th e Boers besieged l.n d y s in lb B ew are of u n sc ru p u lo u s d ealers who th ey p e rm itte d a "c am p of re fu g e ” a m i “ T w o y ears ago my h a ir w as a held h o sp ital to he e sta b lish e d a t In- m is re p re se n t th e q u a lity of th is im p o rt falling out badly. I purch ased a toiubl, a few m iles d ls ta u t. H ere th e a n t a rtie le . T he lies» m a te ria l for B in d in g T w ine bottle of A y er’s H s ir Vigor, and iio u -e tm ih ata u ts w ere g a th e re d . A ud to so o n m y h a ir stopped com ing o u t.” th e h o sp ita l, w rites G eorge L y n ch iu is p u re M anila fibre. T h e poorest m a th e laiiidoii Ita ily E x p ress, c am e every te ria l for B in d in g T w ine is Sisal fibre. M iss M innie H oover, P a ris, 111. T h e best B inding T w ine is P u re M a m o rn in g th e tra in fro m L a d y s m ith , n ila , selected fibre, 650 feet to b e a rin g Its bu rd en of sick a u d w o u n d Perhaps your mother th e pound. T b e n e x t g ra d e is m ade ed. p a rtly of P u re M a n ila fibre a n J ru n s had thin hair, but that is T o th e d w e lle rs a t In to u ib i th a t tra m t>00 feet to th e pound. b ro u g h t th e histo ry of th e siege, th e no reason why you must T w ine m ade of f-isal fibre c an n o t bo d a lly b u lle tin w ri'te u lu blood und dls sp u n longer th a n 500 feet to th e pound go through life with half- ease. W om en who had h u sb a n d s a n d w ith proper stre n g th a n d evenness. b ro th e rs a n d sous in L a d y s m ith c ro w d starved hair. If you want T he g re a t q u e stio n is how m any ed a ro u n d a lw a y s to see w h a t n e w s it b u n d le s can you b ind w ith one d o l 'a r ’s long, thick hair, feed it brw ught, a n d w ent a w a y w ith a sigh o f w o rth of T w ine? N otice th e len g th , re sp ite u n d re lief w hen it c a rrie d n o th p e r pound a n d figure how m any feet of with Ayer’s Hair Vigor, lug fo r them . T w ine you get for a d o lla r. T he m ixed and make it rich, dark, A nd y e t, a f te r u fashion, th ese w o m fibre tw in e is 20 p e r c en t longer th a n en u t In to u ib i w ere m ore fo rtu n a te th a n th e Sisal g rad es. T he P u re M anila and heavy. the m en iu L ad y sm ith , sin ce th ey coulil T w in e is 30 p e r cen t longer. I t is a SEN a bottle. AH dragfUts. Use a lea rn fro m the new a rriv a ls how th e ir sim p le problem in a rith m e tic , I f y o u r d r u g g is t c a n n o t s u p p ly y o u , loved ones fared . But m en w ere n o t | l i t t l e “ horse se n se ” a u d you cannot s e n d u s o n e d o lla r a n d w e w ill e x p re s s allo w ed to go b a c k w a rd a n d fo rw a rd fa d to decide rig h t, y o u a b o ttle , lie s u r e a n d p iv e th e n a m e o f y o u r n e a r e s t e x p r e s s office. A d d r e s s , to In to u ib i; those w ho w en t had to re S ta n d ard T w ine is Sisal T w ine, col- J .C . A Y K R C O ., L ow ell, H i m . m uln, a n d som ehow or o ilie r little or lio ored or dyed to im ita te M an ila, a n d is n e w s seem ed to reach th e g a rriso n . sam e len g th to th e p ound a s S ita l, is In th e d e a rth of n e w s one m an in th e sam e stre n g th and sam e p rice a t a ll Patent Had Expired. L a d y s m ith had a rra n g e d t h a t tw ice a j fa cto rie s w here it is m ade. Some Lou F ie ld m e t G us R odgers on th e w eek, w h e n he could g e t off d u ty , his d e a le rs a re se llin g it for a b e tte r grade A fter ta lk in g w ife a t In to m b l should go ut 12 o’clock th a n S isa l, w hich it is n o t. W hen R ia lto a few days ago. a n d s ta n d In fro n t of a big m arq u e e th e y m isre p re se n t th e tw in e a n d use a few m in n le s F ield naid: 4,G us, w h a t's becom e of th o se p a te n t w h e re lig could see h e r th ro u g h th e d e ce p tio n to e n la rg e th e ir p rofit do le a th e r shoes you wore la st w in te r? " sh ip 's telescope nt the 4.7 b a tte ry . th e y deserve patronage? “ T hey have gone to th e w all, IaOtiis." If T w ine is m ad e of P u re M a n ila She w e n t th ere re g u la rly w ith her “ W hy, w a sn 't tlie le a th e r good?" fibre th e ta g a tta c h e d to each b a ll will child, a n d s tra in in g h e r eyes to w a rd “ Y e s ," said G u s w ith a sig h , “ b u t th a t san d b a g g ed point above C o n v en t’s alw ays bear th e w ords ‘ P u re M a n ila .” th e p a te n t e x p ir e d ." — New Y ork If T w ine c o n ta in s any M a n ila fibre H ill, so m etim es fondly Im agined th a t T im es. sh e could see him . A nd us th e m o n th s th e word “ M a n ila ” w ill alw ay s a p p e a r S o m e th in g W rong. p a sse d her child. like th e o th e rs In th e on th e tag , for no d e a le r or m ak e r w ill fail to p u t on tlie lab e ls a n y fa ct w hich eauip, grew m ore sickly, th in a n d pale, W in d ig — I m ake it a ru le n e v e r to w ill recom m end h is goods. . ,, , . . , • . , . till it seem ed a s if th e E rl K ing sp irit T he “ Bed C lover L eaf” is th e b est *a ‘kt ° n„ a n y bubJect o i w ' K'h 1 know n o th in g of th e m lnsm ic fog h a d w ra p p e d it g ra d e of T w ine m ad e a n d is th e favor- : round and e n te red It. a n d m ade It it J a b b e r— I f t h a t ’s tru e , i t 's m ig h ty ite w ith th e fa rm e rs a ll over th e Pacific q u e e r. c hangeling of his ow n. co ast, a n d is of g u a ra n te e d len g th and W in d ig — W h a t’s m ig h tv queer? B ut delicate a s th e ch ild w as, the s tre n g th . J a b b e r— T he fact t h a t you a re con m o th e r w as th e first to fall sick, and T he M an ila g rad es are th e sm o o th est, th e new s of her Illness reach ed her h u s e v en cst a n d m ost sa tisfac to ry in every s ta n tly ta lk in g . b a n d by Ids se e in g one tin y figure resp ect. Stilt Racing in Gaicony. s ta n d in g alone nt th e a p p o in te d place, T h e Sisal g rad es a re ro u g h , coarse U n til very re c e n tly h a rd ly a n y fes- w a v in g a h a n d k erc h ie f. And th ere cam e a n d h a r s h ; th e y w ear o u t th e k n o tte rs, tiv a ls took p lace in th e v illa g e s of G as- a d a y w hen It, too, w a s no longer to tw in e g uides a n d tw in e h o ld ers nn th e cony w ith o u t s t i lt races. T h e prizes lie seen. He could not go to them , hut b in d ers very fast a n d a re so stiff and u su a lly consisted of a g u n , a sh e e p , a h a d to stay a n d fight on w ith b itte rn e ss u n y ield in g th a t th e k n o ts a re m ore lik e ro o ste r, o r so m e th in g of th e k in d , a n d In his heart. ly to slip a n d becom e u n tie d w hen th e y oung wom en took p a r t in th e ex ercises. bun d le d ro p s front th e b in d e r o r in A V a n is h in g B ird . And It's Incurable. shocking a n d h a u lin g . I f th e north G e rm an fa rm e r looks Some tw in es a re m id m ere ly by th e Ju d g e — W h at is y o u r profession? w ith e q u an im ity upon th e g ra d u a l ill“ n am e of th e m a n u fa c tu re r a n d th e W itn ess— I ’m a p o et, y o u r ho n o r. a p p e a ra n c e of th e sto rk , th e N orthern salesm an is careful not to m e n tio n th e “ H u h ! T h a t’s n o t a p ro fessio n ; i t ’s to u ris t in q u est of th e q u a in t and pic grade o r q u a lity . In b u y in g alw ay s a d is e a s e !” — C hicago D aily News. tu re s q u e will h e a r of th e van ish in g of re q u ire specific in fo rm atio i a s to th e th e long-legged, re d -b e a k ed bird w ith j q u a lity of th e T w ine, a n d , m oreover, he very careful to in sp e ct th e ta g at tach ed to th e b a lls. T he b u y e r, if well F o u n d e d 1870 inform ed, cannot he deceived. A Hom o S c h o o l fo r B o yo M anila fibre is a ll b ro u g h t from th e M ilit a r y a n d M a n u a l T ra in in g P h ilip p in e islan d s. T h e Pacific coast | W rite f o r lllu a tr a t e d C a ta lo g u e should esp ecially encourage trad o w ith A R rHURc C z N £ W / L L . -, th ese isla n d s, for th e y now belong to j Vs-w-v*» e rt X» a i ■■ o u r c o u n try , and in A sia tic tra d e lies! o u r b e st hope for th e fu tu re , for th e ; ----- reason th a t w hen th is tra d e is d ev el ORKG O N. FORTLAND- oped th e Pacific coast w ill co n tro l it a n d o u r com m erce w ill in cre ase a T h i r t y - t h i r d y e a r . C o m m o d io u s b u il d th o u sa n d fold. in g s . M o d ern e q u i p m e n t . A c a d e m ic T he only check th a t can b e p u t upon a n d c o lleg e p r e p a r a to r y co u rses. S pe c ia l c o u rs e s in m u s ic a n d a r t . Illu s . th e ra p a c ity of th e p ro d u cers of Sisal tr a te d c a ta lo g u e . A ll d e p a r t m e n t s w ill fibre in Y ucatan (w h ic h is th e cause of re o p e n S e p te m b e r 16. th e p re sen t high p rice of tw in e ) is th e MISS E L E A N O R TK B R ET TS, P r in c ip a l. larg est possible use of M a n ila fibre. R educe th e dem am l for Sisal T w ine ~T 25 per c en t and you w ill see tw in e H O I T T * ^ H O O I prices d e clin e a t once. 1 ,V y l 1 1 ^ IW W L » Only Time Could Tell. " H e y ! " shouted th e cycle policem an, as tin ' m an in th e big ra cin g c ar sta rte d to go p ast hint lik e a ra ilro a d tra in , “ A iu ’t you rid in g a trifle m ore th a n e ig h t m ile “ an h o u r? ” AS L O V E L Y A B IC K K B AS E V E R C A M E O F F IN A SC H O O L H O U S E F O L L O W E D . “ flow do 1 know ,” how led th e speed m aker over h is sh o u ld er. “ I h a v e n ’t rid d e n an ho u r y e t.” — A utom obile te n s e m uscles a u d h a rd face, fo r th e re th a t y o u n g fellow rig h t m errily . H a lf u n m lx e d reg ret. And w h a t w ill the w ill tie som e kin 1 o f a row b e fo re tlie a dozen o f th e b ig g er boys y e lle d foul c h ild re n sa y , w hom H a n s A ndersen has M agazine. sh a d e s o f n ig h t fa ll. It is very seldom a n d w en t to th e re scu e . | told s to rie s of th e sto rk so w o n d e rfu l th a t it cow ard c an be induced to ta k e As lovely a b ick e r ns e v e r c a m e off th a t th e b ird seem s p a rt a n d p a rce l of a c o u n try school, fo r h is dom inion w ill In a school house follow ed. T h e boys F a iry la n d ? B u t the fa c ts a rc th a t w ith- not la st five d ay s. T h e b o y s c a n tell a had th e te a c h e r tn u n d e r tb e <lesk. |„ t)le [a st |ia lf c e n tu ry th e n u m b e r of For Infants and Children. s h irk e r at n g la n c e a n d th ey lose no w h ich w a s u p se t, th e fo rm s w ere a to rk s in S chlesw ig H o lstein lins ste ad tim e w ith such, hut g e t b usy a t once. m a rk e d by b u n c h e s o f lia ir a s som e ily d e c re a se d . V illages w h ic h used to T h e little boys beg in th e ra c k e t, for h e ad w e n t a g a in s t nn Iron sta n d a rd , be th e ho m e of o ver six ty fam ilies of B e a rs th e th ey h a v e been Incited th e re to by th e ir th e d u s t o f b a ttle co v ered th e s tr u g sto rk s, a n d w here som etim es six sto rk S ig n a tu re of eld ers, w ho w ish to ta k e a fe w notes. gling h ero es, b u t th e te a c h e r w ould not n e sts co u ld lie c ounted on th e roofs of T he big boys h a v e sa id th ey n re behind yield. T h e sm all hoys nnd a ll th e g irls one fa rm e r's buildings, h a rd ly show a A Wlndf.ll, tlie little ones nnd th ey a re, so f a r be w e re h o w lin g tn c o n ce rt, sc a re d iulo sin g le n e s t now . Yet th e a rriv a l of the “ Yon say h is m oney fell to h im ? ” h ind tlint no help com es lu tlie long fits, fo r ull th o u g h t m u rd e r w ould lie “ No, he fell to i t — tiiuihU sI th ro u g h a c h in g day. Som e sm a ll Isty fa lls to done. B u t th is k ind o f tilin g m ust end sto rk w a s a lw a y s hailed w ith dellg n t by th e n a tiv e s, a n d It w a s co u n ted as a coal hole and sued fh e c it y .” — C h i lea rn his lesson. W h en a sk e d w hy, lie au.l it d id v ery sud d en ly . m uch a sig n of good lttck if a stork cago H erald. sa y s w ith a w ildly b e a tin g h e a rt, but T h e n o n -c o m b a ta n ts w ere g azin g eng- llllllt <H) a ro o f a8 o th ,,r ta of ( , bold fro n t, " I d o n 't h a v e to." T h is ei rly a t tb e p lac e w h e re th e row w en t I m ally „ lg to havo a KW.,„ ow bulld , er- c a u s e s a sn ic k er to ru n all o v e r th e lu b e h in d th c d u s t clouds. Shouts, room , w h erein tlie hold y o u th Joins. blo w s a n d ho w ls b ro k e th e veil, b a t d e r th e eaves. -P h ila d e lp h ia Record. clo sin g w ith a g a sp a s tlie ru le r dro p s n o th in g could be seen b u t a n ooeaslon- l i e l.ilo -d t h e P la c e . c u (r_r___ .t. 1 . h n rriM . m . l u t . s,m “* s,’fl M’"* *'> ills a n a to m y , l ie a) j)r,(tru d tn g head, a rtn o r leg w hich H e h a d sidled into a c h e a p r e s ta u ra n t buU errrs from th is h orrible m alady g „ ow , lu. ,-a im jt w h ip tlie te a c h e r and w as p ro m p tly sm itte n . The a s s a ila n ts nearly alw ays in h e rit it — n o t neceaaanlv , . . . .. . . , , » . not beyond e a rsh o t of th e Herald from th e parents, b u t m ay be front to m , } ) " ' I 'r‘>««I*«» help, ' b ein g o v e r e a g e r a n d Ineklng tb e cool S q u a re clock, a n d filing Ills high h at oc rem ote ancestor, for C ancer often ru m his H ik in g nnd suultliugly sk ill o f fo u r y e a rs' lin ttle w ith th e th ro u g h several venerations. T hisilead ly p ro m ises to be good. R age Is iu his “ J o h n n ie s ,” w ere b u ffetin g each o th e r a low peg. As liecam c one o f th o se un In d iv id u als w h o lo ite r In sw ell poison m ay lay d o rm an t in th e blood foi h e a rt a g a in s t th e te a c h e r a u d th e big In high vig o r w hile th e te a c h e r tlodgeifW placed , , , , lobbies a n d eat a t u n c e rta in in te rv als, ears, o r u n til you reach m iddle life, then b oys both. in a u d o u t, m issing n p u n c h h e re a n d j Ite trie d to Ignore th e c a s u a l a c q u a in t lie t r s t little tiore o r n icer m ake» its ap- P o ssib ly th re e o r fo u r such happen- g iv in g o n e th ere. At Inst W ilson s u d nearance or a sw ollen g lan d in th , , rnU w e, „ m l school to a con d itio n ! an ce w ho sa t opposite, b u t w ith a p e r d en ly sh o t o u t o f th e cloud a n d strlk breast, o r som e o th er p art of th e body, . , .... gives th e first w arning. | «bought; «he te a c h e r la not lug his shock head a g a in s t a foot of siste n cy p e cu liar to c a s u a l a c q u a in t ances th a t person w o u ld n 't s ta n d for T o cure C ancer th oroughly and perm*. *» <*“ »y " H e r all. M orning recess c alls th e sto v e u p set th a t a n d lay o u t I It. H e b u tte d in. so to sp eak , a n d th - ■ rn tly all th e poisonous vim s m ust be f',r '* con feren ce. 1 su a lly tlie te a c h e r In tim e too s h o rt fo r reco rd tlie big elim inated from the blood—every vestage s ta y s Inside tlie school house in deep boys w ere tlcclng w h ile th e te a c h e r I te n a n t by c o u rte sy o f hotel ro tu n d a s of it d riv en out. T his S. S. S. does, am! th o u g h t, l i e sees Ids w ork nnd plan a c am p ed on th e ir tra il. In} Ing ab o u t | fe lt th a t It w as u p to him to sa y some- Is th e o nly m edicine tliat can reach deep- to h a v e it out a s soon ns p ossible, for ' thing. seated, d is tilla te blood troubles like this. d e la y s a re d a n g ero u s, l i e sits a t his w ith a th ick cane. H e w a s so m e th in g "D o yon know ." he began. "I like t h s c a re le ss c o n ce rn in g th e p a rt o f th e W h en all th e poison h a s been forced out desk, fingers Ids ru le r a n d once In a a n ato m y , b u t he lan d e d . H e d ro v e th e place. T he cooking is so hom elike, the of th e system th e Cancer heals, a n d thc w h ile g lan c es o u t o f th e w in d o w . H e m ob to a cornur o f th e room a n d c o n griddle cakes so d e lic io u s; th ey nre Ju st disease nev er returns. C a n c e rb e g m so fte n in asm sll way, s s th t m a rv e ls th a t tlie c h ild re n d o n o t seem tin u ed to b a ste th o se boys even a f te r like m y m o th er—e r m o th e r—e r m oth- _ _ shows _ _ _ _ to be* p laying, b u t he h a s th in g s to th ey had all m ad e su b m issio n . IIo In | e r's se rv a n t used to se rv e .” —N ew York follow ing le tte r from Mrs. S hirer A sm sIt'ptm pleesM os my i.w s i-u l an I nek c h ain Ids th o u g h ts a n d fa lls to lienr th e T elegram . ten d ed to s e ttle th e boss I* in o f th a t below the ear mi the left side of my face. Itg .v t! ................... ... , _ * ste a lth y fo o tfall on tlie roof. Then a s school rig h t th e re , a n d he did . T hen tn c n o p a in o r in c o n v rn - ♦in. r , x n ti f sh o u ld h a v e A P h e n o m e n o n E x p la in e d . th c c h ild re n file In. bob b in g In a w k a s th e sm oke from th e sto v e tilled th e fo rv o tte n a b o u t it had it “ W hy is It," sa id Mrs. M iggs. " th a t w a rd c o u rte sy a s th ey e n te r, he be room he m arsh aled his e n em ies a n I ■ot b e g u n to in flam e an d Itch ; 7t w o u ld b le e d a com es a w a re of a la rg e a m o u n t of sta n d in g over th em forced th em to I a single m an Is so a n x io u s to ta k e a litlle . th e n acah o ver, h u t ' >uld n o t h e a l. T h ia sm o k e in th e room . l i e Is bein g rig h t th e sto v e a n d p o u r cold w a te r girl to th e th e a te r, a n d seem s to e a rs c o n tiu u e d fo r ac m e tim e, ! so little ab o u t p la y s a f te r he Is m a r “ sm oked o u t.” w h e n m y Jaw b e g a n to on W ilson. ried ? ” •w e ll, b e c o m i n g v ery “J a c k Sim pson.” lie s a y s to tlie big T h e te a c h e r's head had a se rie s of p a in fu l. T h e C a n c e r be “T h a t’s very e a s ily e x p la in e d ." a n fellow lie h a s p icked o u t a s th e ritlg hu m p s m uch re sem b lin g a m ap of the g a n to e a t a n d th re a d , u n til it w i » n la rg e a s a len d e r; “ see w h a t Is th e m a tte r w ith Big H orns. B u t o th e rs also dtop lay ed sw ere d her h u sb a n d . “ It is d u e to a h a lf d o lla r, w h e n I h e a rd th a t sto v e .” o f 8 . 8 S a ml d e te rm in m o u n ta in o u s regions w h e re n a u g h t but v e rta lo d e plorable b u t In e v ita b le m as ed to g iv e it a f a ir tria l, Ja c k o b e y s It Is p a r t o f th e p l a y - h a ir had prev io u sly e x iste d . B lack culine v n n 'ty . W hen he ta k e s th e girl • nd it w a i le m a r k a h le anil n h u g e volu m e o f w h ite sm oke ey es once blue w ere fre q u e n t. In fact, j to w hom be Is e n g ag e d to tb e th e a te r w h a t a w o n d e rfu l effect H h»d fro m th e » ,r y U g m n l s « : t h ,s o r * t w x s n t < ru stles nut Into tlie room . H e closes th e te a c h e r w as th e only o n e in th e ! he know s she la c o m p a rin g him w ith h<-«t « n d s f t e r t a k i n g s few b o ttle s d iM p p e .r « ) • n l l r r l y , T h u w as tw o y e a rs a g o ; ( h r t e a r e alii th e door, coughs ex p lo siv e ly it la all b ick e r to Ignore h is bruise». T h e o t h th e handsom e h e ro o f th e play, a n d to BO aig n a o f th e C en c er, S lid m y g e n e ra l h e a .lt put on a n d b a ck s u w a y . “ S h e 's fu ll o' e rs lay on h a n d s a n d e m itte d sh o rt, I th e d isa d v a n ta g e o f th e hero. A fte r e o n tln u e i good - M a a R » » t a x « , l u M ata , Mo »lim pin’." lie gasps. poorly stipp.-cssed g ro a n s a t In te rv a ls j m a rria g e she d o e s n 't h e s ita te to tell is tlie greatest o f al! "W h y N th e pipe c h o k e d ? " blood purifiers, and the | W ilson c r n r e l a n d o b ta in e d p e rm issio n hint flatly th a t he locks lik e th e low -S w a lle rs m ust 'a ' b u ilt th e ir n e sts - to sp eak a n d m ade a m anly apology be I c o m ed ian .”—W ash in g to n S ta r. o n ly o n e guarantee.' |t V, In th e rh lm le y .” j fo re th e w hole school. T h is en d ed th e M oney Is t h e M a g n e t. for o u r free bonk o r T h is sa lly Is g re e te d w ith a ro a r. ' w a r a n d It w a s .-ever •^-stinted. Cancer, co n ta in in g valuable and interest Seme men excel in talking much, “ S ilence!" c rie s th e te a c h e r, his Ing in form ation sn o u t th is disease, ami w o rd s c u ttin g Itke k n iv es. " I w ill do * •“! some in talk in g loud. All th<T* Is to sotiiv <vlt-l,rations, yoe Hut the man who lets his money talk w n te o u r p hysicians shout your case. U'l the lau g h in g for th is srOooi. 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