D ifficu lt D igestion ¡TEACHING A SCHOOL.
T hat is dyspepsia.
I t ui&kes life m iserable.
I ts sufferers eat not because they want to,
— b u t simply because th ey must.
They know they are irrita b le a n d fre tfu l;
b u t they cannot be otherw ise.
They com plain of a bad ta s te In th e
m outh, a tenderness a t the p it of th e sto m
ach, an uneasy feeling of puffy fulness,
headache, h e a rtb u rn an d w hat not.
The effectual rem edy, p ro v ed by p e rm a
nent cures of th o u sa n d s of severe cases, is
P O S I T I O N O F S C H O O L M A S T E R IS
N O S IN E C U R E .
ty m n e tin ic e
H e H u e t o F i f c 'h t t o M a i n
t a i n l i i a c i p l i n e —O n e P e d u i f o g u c W h o
W h i p p e d E n t i r e C l a a a —M u s c l e a * I m
p o r ta n t u lte q u le ite aa la S c h o lu ra h ip .
W ho h a th bleed in g a t th e none? l ie
w ho tea ch e th a c o u u iry school. W here-
iu re 1 suy uuto you, go n o t g a ily fo rth
*
H o o d ’ s P i l l s a re t h e b e s t c a t h a r t i c .
to tea ch them th a t dw ell lu th e lau d
ro u n d a bout le»t y e h a v e w o u n d s a n d
so res, for verily it bouteth m ore to
Erudition.
c o m p a ss ye boxe th a n to re ad th e sta rs.
“ R e m e m b er," said th e B oston boy'*
—o . K „ Ills» M axim s.
u ncle, “ th a t c h ild re n sh o u ld 1*> seen
I t ia tru th th e poet alugs th a t he w ho
• n .! '! * ^ a
t>
.
e ssa y s to h a n d le th e un ru ly in a couu-
“ >1 y d e ar sir,
w as th e c o u r te o u s ,
J .
,
re jo in d e r, “ th a t is o n e of th e th e o rie s | t r >
e d u c a u u u a l w ork c u t
whose lallaey hati long sin c e been ad- o u t fo r him uot laid dow u iu a n y repu
¿pitted by civilized natio n * .
T h e em ta b le te x t hook.
N o persou ou e a rth ia su b je c te d to
jiero r of C hina ia a h o n t th e o n ly peraon
in th e world who givea i t se rio u s c o n a s m any p e tty p e rse c u tio n s herru of
sh e e r d e v iltry a a th e c o u n try school
s id e ra tio n .” — W ash in g to n S ta r.
te a c h e r. F o r a w eek, m aybe, a f te r he
“ ta k e s lu’’ th e school he h a s a fa irly
Who'» Your Grocer?
If h e d o esn 't h a n d le M onopole Spicea easy road to tra v e l; th e hoys h a v e uot
he o u g h t to. If yon w a n t to tr y th e m , finished sitting him up. B ut w oe to
send na hia nam e and a d d re ss w ith tw o him If he becom es unduly c o u lid e u t,
2-cent stam pa for postage a n d we w ill fo r tilin g s will h a p p en nut se t fo rth iu
send von a 10 c en t tin o f M onopole l 1'« sim ple ru le s lie h a s p a ste d up
C a y en n e or G inger o r W h ite P e p p e r o r « hove the b lac k b o ard .
T h e second
o th e r v a rie ty . W e know y o u ’ll say it M onday la g e n e ra lly th e tim e set for
T h e big
ia th e iin e st you ever uaed
Fend a t th e o pening of h o stilitie s.
once to W ad h a m s & K e rr B ro s., P o rt1 lea d er, likely a s u o t b ig g er th a n th e
tea ch e r, lias used S a tu rd a y a n d S u n
lan d , O regon.
d a y m ap p in g o u t his p ro g ram .
Retaining Pet.
S u b d u e d sn ic k e rs, ltiu tte u tlo n to th e
G u e st— A re tip s expected here?
b u sin e ss iu han d , poorly p re p u re d les
W a ite r— No, s a h ; we doim at...... nc so n s o r lesso n s a b so lu te ly u n le a rn e d
v u lg a r tip s , sah .
We is free-b o h n m a rk th e d a y ’s p ro ceed in g s. T h e teach-
A m e ric an c itize n s, sah, we is. a n d we e r re p rim a n d s a n d o rd er» th e school to
w ish to p reserve our self re sp ec t, s a i l.” stic k to th o se ta s k s u n til th e y a re
lea rn ed . N obody is kept in n t re c e ss o r
“ 1 am glad to h e ar t h a t . ”
“ Yes, s a h , a ll wo re q u ire is a re ta in noon re st, fo r us y e t no open d e fia n ce
in g fee, sam e us law yers, s u b .” — New 1ms m ark e d th e d e m e a n o r o f th e p u
pils. T h ey go slow ly, fo r th e te m p e r
York W eekly.
o f th e m a s te r Is n o t a re v e a le d th in g
H a m lin ’s W izard Oil is a good m ed i y e t. J u s t b e fo re school “ le ts o u t” th e
c in e ; pain am i suffering c a n n o t ab id e te a c h e r rises, ta p s Ids bell a n d , h a v in g
w ith i t ; y o u r d ru g g ist w ill tell you so.
se c u re d a tte n tio n , d e liv e rs a c u r t lec
tu r e c o n ce rn in g w h a t lias been d o n e -
Nosh's Troubles
or, ra th e r, n o t been d o n e —a n d h is a n x
“ C onfound th a t d in o s a u ru s !” e x ious d e s ire to see Im m e d iate Im p ro v e
claim ed N oah, as th e a rk gave sutdi a m en t. T h en th e hell ta p s in d ism is sa l
lurch to starb o ard th a t th e w aves a n d th e lsiy s ru sh tu m u ltu o u s ly ou t,
dash ed a g ain st the roof.
“ I w ish it tirin g hack bucolic sh o u ts o f sc o rn a u d
w ould learn to stay on its ow n sid e of d efia n ce a s th e y s c u ttle a w a y .
th e b o a t!”
T h en th e te a c h e r. If lie Is w a ry ,
T hen N oah seized a h a n d sp ik o a n d k n o w s lie Is In th e p o sitio n o f th e ti^ati
sta rte d below deck to sh ift th e c a rg o .— w ho has bet Ids sole re m a in in g d o lla r
O hio S ta te Jo u rn a l.
on a losing h o rse — he Is u p a g a in s t It
good a n d p len ty . H e a rriv e s a t th e
M others will find Mrs. W inslow ’s S ooth-
lug S y ru p th e best rem ed y to use for th e ir sc e n e of his la b o rs on T u e s d a y w ith
Q hildren d u r in g th e te e th in g period.
H o o d ’s S arsaparilla
Domestic Troubles.
M r. N agget— O h, w h a t’s th e m a tte r
w ith you?
Y ou’re forever fin d in g
fa u lt.
M rs. N agget (sw eetly) W ell, th a t
eq u alizes tilin g s. Y o u ’re forever losing
one.
M r. N agget — Losing one?
M rs. N agget— Yes, y o u r
te m p e r.
S u rely t h a t ’s a fau lt.
E I T Q Perm anently Cored. No nt« or nervouHDMt
I I IO
Biter tlmt <!»?’* o*eof I>r K line’« fireat Nerve
Restorer. Send lor F i t K E 9 2 .0 0 trial bottle ami treat*
ise. 1*K. It. 11 K l in *. L td .. v3l Arch St.. P h ila d e lp h ia , l1»
The Sure Way.
“ How d a re you send a collector
m y house?”
| )
“ To tell th e t r u th , sir, we w ere a l it
tle d o u b tfu l a b o u t y o u .”
“ T hen why n o t have me looked up?
You w ould th en have know n th a t I
n e v e r pay my h ills .” — Life.
sew bled th is m o rn in g ; w h y Is It tn
th is c o n d itio n no w ?”
"B e c k o n th ey b u ilt th em neata w ’Ue
w e w u z a t recess.”
" W h a t w e re you doin g on th e ro o f a
w h ile a g o ? ”
“ W u z n 't up on no roof ’ta ll.”
“O pen th o se w indow s. N obody is to
le a v e th e room u u til bid .” sa y s th e a n
g ry te a c h e r, seizing th e ru le r In a lirm
g ra sp . “ You stu ffe d so m e th in g In th a t
c h im n e y . Sim pson, a u d y o u 're going up
th e r e a u d ta k e It o u t rig h t n o w ."
“T h in k so?” is th e im p u d e n t re to rt.
“ You w ill e ith e r do it o r I w ill h av e
to p u u lsli you se v e re ly .”
“ B eckon you b e tte r lick m e—If y e
k in ,” sa y s Ja c k a s h e d e fia n tly faces
th e pedagogue.
T h is p lac es th e school a n d te a c h e r on
a w a r footing. T h e u ltim a tu m h av in g
lieeu d e liv e re d the te a c h e r e ith e r goes
in a n d fighta a w in n in g tight o r loses
a ll c o n tro l o f th e school. I t a d m its of
ho a lte rn a tiv e . F o r th e honor o f th e
p ro fe ssio n , he It know n, In m ost c ases
w a r m ed ic in e of a tierce a n d e a g e r v a
rie ty Is speed ily m ixed. In th e e arly
c la sh bone a n d sinew on th e side o f the
big boy tells a n d th e sc h o lars d a n c e
a b o u t, hop in g for victory. Iu th e end
iu m ost c a s e s skill, e n d u ra n c e a u d h ig h
e r n e rv o u s euergy tu rn th e sc a le s a n d
in a lm o s t record tim e S im pson Is a
lic k e d com m odity. H e m ay uot a c tu a l
ly a sc e n d to th e roof to c o rre c t h is e r
ro r o f ju d g m e n t, but th e th in g is done
a n d th e “ sm oke o u t” Is a d ism a l fa il
ure.
Iu K a n s a s a f te r th e close o f th e w a r
a se t of b oys from N ew Y ork a rriv e d
In a little village to find hom es. T h e
villag e school w as ta u g h t by a fo rm e r
tro o p e r w ho still w ore his blue u n ifo rm
vest. O ne o f th e N'ew Y orkers w as
tlie soul of m ischief, l i e sig n a liz e d th e
com in g of w in te r w hen ice w a s good
a n d sk a tin g tine by p u ttin g so m e a w
fu l tilin g s ou th e big c a n u o n stove.
T h e sm ell se n t th e school to th e ta ll
g ra s s o u tsid e.
W ilson w a s c h arg e d
w ith th e tric k , b u t d e n ie d it sto u tly .
T h en th e school re a sse m b le d a u d th e
u su a lly m ild eyes o f th a t te a c h e r b laz
ed. W ilso n w a s a s big a s lie a u d fun
w a s s u re to come.
T h e b oys com m enced to w h istle in
c o n c e rt w ith th e sh rill p ip in g of th e
w ind. O ne sm all boy w a s d e te c te d in
th e a c t a n d received a hot ru le r ou
his c ru p p e r w hen W ilson in te rp o se d
nn 1 sa id he alo n e w a s to blam e. T h e
p e d ag o g u e then allo w ed he w ould h ave
to w h ip W ilson, so th e a c tio n c o m m e n c
ed w ith o u t tim e w a ste d in p re lim in a
ries. W ilson se n t th e te a c h e r lu u n d e r
a fo rm In th e first c la sh . T h e te a c h e r
ro se a u d sta g g e re d to a clinch. T h en
he got b u sy o ver W ilson a u d poun d ed
H u u ib le T r a g e d y o f t h e f e i c a e o f L a d y -
CANCER
T W IN E .
Your Hair
Point, Shonld g, Kep, |„
I
W h en th e Boers besieged l.n d y s in lb
B ew are of u n sc ru p u lo u s d ealers who
th ey p e rm itte d a "c am p of re fu g e ” a m i
“ T w o y ears ago my h a ir w as
a held h o sp ital to he e sta b lish e d a t In- m is re p re se n t th e q u a lity of th is im p o rt
falling out badly. I purch ased a
toiubl, a few m iles d ls ta u t. H ere th e a n t a rtie le .
T he lies» m a te ria l for B in d in g T w ine
bottle of A y er’s H s ir Vigor, and
iio u -e tm ih ata u ts w ere g a th e re d . A ud to
so o n m y h a ir stopped com ing o u t.”
th e h o sp ita l, w rites G eorge L y n ch iu is p u re M anila fibre. T h e poorest m a
th e laiiidoii Ita ily E x p ress, c am e every te ria l for B in d in g T w ine is Sisal fibre.
M iss M innie H oover, P a ris, 111.
T h e best B inding T w ine is P u re M a
m o rn in g th e tra in fro m L a d y s m ith ,
n
ila
,
selected
fibre,
650
feet
to
b e a rin g Its bu rd en of sick a u d w o u n d
Perhaps your mother
th e pound. T b e n e x t g ra d e is m ade
ed.
p a rtly of P u re M a n ila fibre a n J ru n s
had thin hair, but that is
T o th e d w e lle rs a t In to u ib i th a t tra m
t>00 feet to th e pound.
b ro u g h t th e histo ry of th e siege, th e
no reason why you must
T w ine m ade of f-isal fibre c an n o t bo
d a lly b u lle tin w ri'te u lu blood und dls
sp u n longer th a n 500 feet to th e pound
go through life with half-
ease. W om en who had h u sb a n d s a n d
w ith proper stre n g th a n d evenness.
b ro th e rs a n d sous in L a d y s m ith c ro w d
starved hair. If you want
T he g re a t q u e stio n is how m any
ed a ro u n d a lw a y s to see w h a t n e w s it b u n d le s can you b ind w ith one d o l 'a r ’s
long, thick hair, feed it
brw ught, a n d w ent a w a y w ith a sigh o f w o rth of T w ine?
N otice th e len g th ,
re sp ite u n d re lief w hen it c a rrie d n o th
p e r pound a n d figure how m any feet of
with Ayer’s Hair Vigor,
lug fo r them .
T w ine you get for a d o lla r. T he m ixed
and
make it rich, dark,
A nd y e t, a f te r u fashion, th ese w o m fibre tw in e is 20 p e r c en t longer th a n
en u t In to u ib i w ere m ore fo rtu n a te th a n th e Sisal g rad es.
T he P u re M anila
and heavy.
the m en iu L ad y sm ith , sin ce th ey coulil T w in e is 30 p e r cen t longer. I t is a
SEN a bottle. AH dragfUts.
Use a
lea rn fro m the new a rriv a ls how th e ir sim p le problem in a rith m e tic ,
I f y o u r d r u g g is t c a n n o t s u p p ly y o u ,
loved ones fared . But m en w ere n o t | l i t t l e “ horse se n se ” a u d you cannot
s e n d u s o n e d o lla r a n d w e w ill e x p re s s
allo w ed to go b a c k w a rd a n d fo rw a rd fa d to decide rig h t,
y o u a b o ttle , lie s u r e a n d p iv e th e n a m e
o
f y o u r n e a r e s t e x p r e s s office. A d d r e s s ,
to In to u ib i; those w ho w en t had to re
S ta n d ard T w ine is Sisal T w ine, col-
J .C . A Y K R C O ., L ow ell, H i m .
m uln, a n d som ehow or o ilie r little or lio ored or dyed to im ita te M an ila, a n d is
n e w s seem ed to reach th e g a rriso n .
sam e len g th to th e p ound a s S ita l, is
In th e d e a rth of n e w s one m an in th e sam e stre n g th and sam e p rice a t a ll
Patent Had Expired.
L a d y s m ith had a rra n g e d t h a t tw ice a j fa cto rie s w here it is m ade.
Some
Lou
F
ie
ld
m e t G us R odgers on th e
w eek, w h e n he could g e t off d u ty , his d e a le rs a re se llin g it for a b e tte r grade
A fter ta lk in g
w ife a t In to m b l should go ut 12 o’clock th a n S isa l, w hich it is n o t.
W hen R ia lto a few days ago.
a n d s ta n d In fro n t of a big m arq u e e th e y m isre p re se n t th e tw in e a n d use a few m in n le s F ield naid:
4,G us, w h a t's becom e of th o se p a te n t
w h e re lig could see h e r th ro u g h th e d e ce p tio n to e n la rg e th e ir p rofit do
le a th e r shoes you wore la st w in te r? "
sh ip 's telescope nt the 4.7 b a tte ry .
th e y deserve patronage?
“ T hey have gone to th e w all, IaOtiis."
If T w ine is m ad e of P u re M a n ila
She w e n t th ere re g u la rly w ith her
“ W hy, w a sn 't tlie le a th e r good?"
fibre
th
e
ta
g
a
tta
c
h
e
d
to
each
b
a
ll
will
child, a n d s tra in in g h e r eyes to w a rd
“ Y e s ," said G u s w ith a sig h , “ b u t
th a t san d b a g g ed point above C o n v en t’s alw ays bear th e w ords ‘ P u re M a n ila .” th e
p a te n t e x p ir e d ." — New Y ork
If T w ine c o n ta in s any M a n ila fibre
H ill, so m etim es fondly Im agined th a t
T im es.
sh e could see him . A nd us th e m o n th s th e word “ M a n ila ” w ill alw ay s a p p e a r
S o m e th in g W rong.
p a sse d her child. like th e o th e rs In th e on th e tag , for no d e a le r or m ak e r w ill
fail to p u t on tlie lab e ls a n y fa ct w hich
eauip, grew m ore sickly, th in a n d pale,
W in d ig — I m ake it a ru le n e v e r to
w ill recom m end h is goods.
. ,,
, .
.
, • .
, .
till it seem ed a s if th e E rl K ing sp irit
T he “ Bed C lover L eaf” is th e b est *a ‘kt ° n„ a n y bubJect o i w ' K'h 1 know
n o th in g
of th e m lnsm ic fog h a d w ra p p e d it
g ra d e of T w ine m ad e a n d is th e favor- :
round and e n te red It. a n d m ade It it
J a b b e r— I f t h a t ’s tru e , i t 's m ig h ty
ite w ith th e fa rm e rs a ll over th e Pacific
q u e e r.
c hangeling of his ow n.
co ast, a n d is of g u a ra n te e d len g th and
W in d ig — W h a t’s m ig h tv queer?
B ut delicate a s th e ch ild w as, the s tre n g th .
J a b b e r— T he fact t h a t you a re con
m o th e r w as th e first to fall sick, and
T he M an ila g rad es are th e sm o o th est,
th e new s of her Illness reach ed her h u s e v en cst a n d m ost sa tisfac to ry in every s ta n tly ta lk in g .
b a n d by Ids se e in g one tin y figure resp ect.
Stilt Racing in Gaicony.
s ta n d in g alone nt th e a p p o in te d place,
T h e Sisal g rad es a re ro u g h , coarse
U n til very re c e n tly h a rd ly a n y fes-
w a v in g a h a n d k erc h ie f. And th ere cam e
a n d h a r s h ; th e y w ear o u t th e k n o tte rs, tiv a ls took p lace in th e v illa g e s of G as-
a d a y w hen It, too, w a s no longer to tw in e g uides a n d tw in e h o ld ers nn th e
cony w ith o u t s t i lt races.
T h e prizes
lie seen. He could not go to them , hut b in d ers very fast a n d a re so stiff and
u su a lly consisted of a g u n , a sh e e p , a
h a d to stay a n d fight on w ith b itte rn e ss u n y ield in g th a t th e k n o ts a re m ore lik e
ro o ste r, o r so m e th in g of th e k in d , a n d
In his heart.
ly to slip a n d becom e u n tie d w hen th e y oung wom en took p a r t in th e ex ercises.
bun d le d ro p s front th e b in d e r o r in
A V a n is h in g B ird .
And It's Incurable.
shocking a n d h a u lin g .
I f th e north G e rm an fa rm e r looks
Some tw in es a re m id m ere ly by th e
Ju d g e — W h at is y o u r profession?
w ith e q u an im ity upon th e g ra d u a l ill“ n am e of th e m a n u fa c tu re r a n d th e
W itn ess— I ’m a p o et, y o u r ho n o r.
a p p e a ra n c e of th e sto rk , th e N orthern salesm an is careful not to m e n tio n th e
“ H u h ! T h a t’s n o t a p ro fessio n ; i t ’s
to u ris t in q u est of th e q u a in t and pic grade o r q u a lity .
In b u y in g alw ay s a d is e a s e !” — C hicago D aily News.
tu re s q u e will h e a r of th e van ish in g of re q u ire specific in fo rm atio i a s to th e
th e long-legged, re d -b e a k ed bird w ith j q u a lity of th e T w ine, a n d , m oreover,
he very careful to in sp e ct th e ta g at
tach ed to th e b a lls. T he b u y e r, if well
F o u n d e d 1870
inform ed, cannot he deceived.
A Hom o S c h o o l fo r B o yo
M anila fibre is a ll b ro u g h t from th e
M ilit a r y a n d M a n u a l T ra in in g
P h ilip p in e islan d s.
T h e Pacific coast |
W rite f o r lllu a tr a t e d C a ta lo g u e
should esp ecially encourage trad o w ith
A R rHURc C z N £ W / L L . -,
th ese isla n d s, for th e y now belong to j
Vs-w-v*» e rt X» a
i ■■
o u r c o u n try , and in A sia tic tra d e lies!
o u r b e st hope for th e fu tu re , for th e ; -----
reason th a t w hen th is tra d e is d ev el
ORKG O N.
FORTLAND-
oped th e Pacific coast w ill co n tro l it
a n d o u r com m erce w ill in cre ase a
T h i r t y - t h i r d y e a r . C o m m o d io u s b u il d
th o u sa n d fold.
in g s . M o d ern e q u i p m e n t . A c a d e m ic
T he only check th a t can b e p u t upon
a n d c o lleg e p r e p a r a to r y co u rses. S pe
c ia l c o u rs e s in m u s ic a n d a r t . Illu s .
th e ra p a c ity of th e p ro d u cers of Sisal
tr a te d c a ta lo g u e . A ll d e p a r t m e n t s w ill
fibre in Y ucatan (w h ic h is th e cause of
re o p e n S e p te m b e r 16.
th e p re sen t high p rice of tw in e ) is th e
MISS E L E A N O R TK B R ET TS, P r in c ip a l.
larg est possible use of M a n ila fibre.
R educe th e dem am l for Sisal T w ine
~T
25 per c en t and you w ill see tw in e H O I T T * ^
H O O I
prices d e clin e a t once.
1 ,V y l 1 1 ^
IW W L »
Only Time Could Tell.
" H e y ! " shouted th e cycle policem an,
as tin ' m an in th e big ra cin g c ar sta rte d
to go p ast hint lik e a ra ilro a d tra in ,
“ A iu ’t you
rid in g a
trifle m ore
th a n e ig h t m ile “ an h o u r? ”
AS L O V E L Y A B IC K K B AS E V E R C A M E O F F IN A SC H O O L H O U S E F O L L O W E D .
“ flow do 1 know ,” how led th e speed
m aker over h is sh o u ld er. “ I h a v e n ’t
rid d e n an ho u r y e t.” — A utom obile te n s e m uscles a u d h a rd face, fo r th e re th a t y o u n g fellow rig h t m errily . H a lf u n m lx e d reg ret.
And w h a t w ill the
w ill tie som e kin 1 o f a row b e fo re tlie a dozen o f th e b ig g er boys y e lle d foul c h ild re n sa y , w hom H a n s A ndersen has
M agazine.
sh a d e s o f n ig h t fa ll. It is very seldom a n d w en t to th e re scu e .
| told s to rie s of th e sto rk so w o n d e rfu l
th a t it cow ard c an be induced to ta k e
As lovely a b ick e r ns e v e r c a m e off th a t th e b ird seem s p a rt a n d p a rce l of
a c o u n try school, fo r h is dom inion w ill In a school house follow ed. T h e boys F a iry la n d ? B u t the fa c ts a rc th a t w ith-
not la st five d ay s. T h e b o y s c a n tell a had th e te a c h e r tn u n d e r tb e <lesk. |„ t)le [a st |ia lf c e n tu ry th e n u m b e r of
For Infants and Children.
s h irk e r at n g la n c e a n d th ey lose no w h ich w a s u p se t,
th e fo rm s w ere a to rk s in S chlesw ig H o lstein lins ste ad
tim e w ith such, hut g e t b usy a t once.
m a rk e d by b u n c h e s o f lia ir a s som e ily d e c re a se d . V illages w h ic h used to
T h e little boys beg in th e ra c k e t, for h e ad w e n t a g a in s t nn Iron sta n d a rd ,
be th e ho m e of o ver six ty fam ilies of
B e a rs th e
th ey h a v e been Incited th e re to by th e ir th e d u s t o f b a ttle co v ered th e s tr u g
sto rk s, a n d w here som etim es six sto rk
S ig n a tu re of
eld ers, w ho w ish to ta k e a fe w notes. gling h ero es, b u t th e te a c h e r w ould not
n e sts co u ld lie c ounted on th e roofs of
T he big boys h a v e sa id th ey n re behind yield. T h e sm all hoys nnd a ll th e g irls
one fa rm e r's buildings, h a rd ly show a
A Wlndf.ll,
tlie little ones nnd th ey a re, so f a r be w e re h o w lin g tn c o n ce rt, sc a re d iulo
sin g le n e s t now . Yet th e a rriv a l of the
“ Yon say h is m oney fell to h im ? ”
h ind tlint no help com es lu tlie long fits, fo r ull th o u g h t m u rd e r w ould lie
“ No, he fell to i t — tiiuihU sI th ro u g h a c h in g day. Som e sm a ll Isty fa lls to done. B u t th is k ind o f tilin g m ust end sto rk w a s a lw a y s hailed w ith dellg n t
by th e n a tiv e s, a n d It w a s co u n ted as
a coal hole and sued fh e c it y .” — C h i lea rn his lesson. W h en a sk e d w hy, lie au.l it d id v ery sud d en ly .
m uch a sig n of good lttck if a stork
cago H erald.
sa y s w ith a w ildly b e a tin g h e a rt, but
T h e n o n -c o m b a ta n ts w ere g azin g eng- llllllt <H) a ro o f a8
o th ,,r
ta of ( ,
bold fro n t, " I d o n 't h a v e to." T h is ei rly a t tb e p lac e w h e re th e row w en t I m ally „ lg to havo a KW.,„ ow bulld , er-
c a u s e s a sn ic k er to ru n all o v e r th e lu b e h in d th c d u s t clouds.
Shouts,
room , w h erein tlie hold y o u th Joins. blo w s a n d ho w ls b ro k e th e veil, b a t d e r th e eaves. -P h ila d e lp h ia Record.
clo sin g w ith a g a sp a s tlie ru le r dro p s n o th in g could be seen b u t a n ooeaslon-
l i e l.ilo -d t h e P la c e .
c u (r_r___
.t. 1 . h n rriM . m . l u t .
s,m “* s,’fl M’"* *'> ills a n a to m y , l ie a) j)r,(tru d tn g head, a rtn o r leg w hich
H e h a d sidled into a c h e a p r e s ta u ra n t
buU errrs from th is h orrible m alady g „ ow , lu. ,-a im jt w h ip tlie te a c h e r and
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nearly alw ays in h e rit it — n o t neceaaanlv , .
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not beyond e a rsh o t of th e Herald
from th e parents, b u t m ay be front to m ,
} ) " ' I 'r‘>««I*«» help, ' b ein g o v e r e a g e r a n d Ineklng tb e cool S q u a re clock, a n d filing Ills high h at oc
rem ote ancestor, for C ancer often ru m
his H ik in g nnd suultliugly sk ill o f fo u r y e a rs' lin ttle w ith th e
th ro u g h several venerations. T hisilead ly p ro m ises to be good. R age Is iu his “ J o h n n ie s ,” w ere b u ffetin g each o th e r a low peg. As liecam c one o f th o se un
In d iv id u als w h o lo ite r In sw ell
poison m ay lay d o rm an t in th e blood foi h e a rt a g a in s t th e te a c h e r a u d th e big In high vig o r w hile th e te a c h e r tlodgeifW placed
, , ,
,
lobbies a n d eat a t u n c e rta in in te rv als,
ears, o r u n til you reach m iddle life, then b oys both.
in a u d o u t, m issing n p u n c h h e re a n d
j
Ite
trie
d
to
Ignore th e c a s u a l a c q u a in t
lie t r s t little tiore o r n icer m ake» its ap-
P o ssib ly th re e o r fo u r such happen- g iv in g o n e th ere. At Inst W ilson s u d
nearance
or a sw ollen g lan d in th , ,
rnU w e, „ m l school to a con d itio n
! an ce w ho sa t opposite, b u t w ith a p e r
d en ly sh o t o u t o f th e cloud a n d strlk
breast, o r som e o th er p art of th e body, .
,
....
gives th e first w arning.
|
«bought; «he te a c h e r la not lug his shock head a g a in s t a foot of siste n cy p e cu liar to c a s u a l a c q u a in t
ances th a t person w o u ld n 't s ta n d for
T o cure C ancer th oroughly and perm*. *» <*“ »y " H e r all. M orning recess c alls th e sto v e u p set th a t a n d lay o u t
I It. H e b u tte d in. so to sp eak , a n d th -
■ rn tly all th e poisonous vim s m ust be f',r '* con feren ce. 1 su a lly tlie te a c h e r
In tim e too s h o rt fo r reco rd tlie big
elim inated from the blood—every vestage s ta y s Inside tlie school house in deep boys w ere tlcclng w h ile th e te a c h e r I te n a n t by c o u rte sy o f hotel ro tu n d a s
of it d riv en out. T his S. S. S. does, am! th o u g h t, l i e sees Ids w ork nnd plan a c am p ed on th e ir tra il. In} Ing ab o u t | fe lt th a t It w as u p to him to sa y some-
Is th e o nly m edicine tliat can reach deep- to h a v e it out a s soon ns p ossible, for
' thing.
seated, d is tilla te blood troubles like this. d e la y s a re d a n g ero u s, l i e sits a t his w ith a th ick cane. H e w a s so m e th in g
"D o yon know ." he began. "I like t h s
c a re le ss c o n ce rn in g th e p a rt o f th e
W h en all th e poison h a s been forced out
desk, fingers Ids ru le r a n d once In a a n ato m y , b u t he lan d e d . H e d ro v e th e place. T he cooking is so hom elike, the
of th e system th e Cancer heals, a n d thc
w h ile g lan c es o u t o f th e w in d o w . H e m ob to a cornur o f th e room a n d c o n griddle cakes so d e lic io u s; th ey nre Ju st
disease nev er returns.
C a n c e rb e g m so fte n in asm sll way, s s th t m a rv e ls th a t tlie c h ild re n d o n o t seem tin u ed to b a ste th o se boys even a f te r like m y m o th er—e r m o th e r—e r m oth-
_ _ shows
_ _ _ _ to be* p laying, b u t he h a s th in g s to th ey had all m ad e su b m issio n . IIo In | e r's se rv a n t used to se rv e .” —N ew York
follow ing le tte r from Mrs. S hirer
A sm sIt'ptm pleesM os my i.w s i-u l an I nek c h ain Ids th o u g h ts a n d fa lls to lienr th e
T elegram .
ten d ed to s e ttle th e boss I* in o f th a t
below the ear mi the left side of my face. Itg .v t!
................... ...
,
_
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ste a lth y fo o tfall on tlie roof. Then a s school rig h t th e re , a n d he did . T hen
tn c n o p a in o r in c o n v rn -
♦in. r , x n ti f sh o u ld h a v e
A P h e n o m e n o n E x p la in e d .
th c c h ild re n file In. bob b in g In a w k a s th e sm oke from th e sto v e tilled th e
fo rv o tte n a b o u t it had it
“ W hy is It," sa id Mrs. M iggs. " th a t
w a rd c o u rte sy a s th ey e n te r, he be room he m arsh aled his e n em ies a n I
■ot b e g u n to in flam e an d
Itch ; 7t w o u ld b le e d a
com es a w a re of a la rg e a m o u n t of sta n d in g over th em forced th em to I a single m an Is so a n x io u s to ta k e a
litlle . th e n acah o ver, h u t
' >uld n o t h e a l. T h ia
sm o k e in th e room .
l i e Is bein g rig h t th e sto v e a n d p o u r cold w a te r girl to th e th e a te r, a n d seem s to e a rs
c o n tiu u e d fo r ac m e tim e,
! so little ab o u t p la y s a f te r he Is m a r
“ sm oked o u t.”
w h e n m y Jaw b e g a n to
on W ilson.
ried ? ”
•w e ll, b e c o m i n g v ery
“J a c k Sim pson.” lie s a y s to tlie big
T h e te a c h e r's head had a se rie s of
p a in fu l. T h e C a n c e r be
“T h a t’s very e a s ily e x p la in e d ." a n
fellow lie h a s p icked o u t a s th e ritlg hu m p s m uch re sem b lin g a m ap of the
g a n to e a t a n d th re a d ,
u n til it w i » n la rg e a s a
len d e r; “ see w h a t Is th e m a tte r w ith Big H orns. B u t o th e rs also dtop lay ed sw ere d her h u sb a n d . “ It is d u e to a
h a lf d o lla r, w h e n I h e a rd
th a t sto v e .”
o f 8 . 8 S a ml d e te rm in
m o u n ta in o u s regions w h e re n a u g h t but v e rta lo d e plorable b u t In e v ita b le m as
ed to g iv e it a f a ir tria l,
Ja c k o b e y s It Is p a r t o f th e p l a y - h a ir had prev io u sly e x iste d .
B lack culine v n n 'ty . W hen he ta k e s th e girl
• nd it w a i le m a r k a h le
anil n h u g e volu m e o f w h ite sm oke ey es once blue w ere fre q u e n t. In fact, j to w hom be Is e n g ag e d to tb e th e a te r
w h a t a w o n d e rfu l effect
H h»d fro m th e » ,r y U g m n l s « : t h ,s o r * t w x s n t < ru stles nut Into tlie room .
H e closes th e te a c h e r w as th e only o n e in th e ! he know s she la c o m p a rin g him w ith
h<-«t « n d s f t e r t a k i n g s few b o ttle s d iM p p e .r « )
• n l l r r l y , T h u w as tw o y e a rs a g o ; ( h r t e a r e alii th e door, coughs ex p lo siv e ly it la all b ick e r to Ignore h is bruise».
T h e o t h th e handsom e h e ro o f th e play, a n d to
BO aig n a o f th e C en c er, S lid m y g e n e ra l h e a .lt put on a n d b a ck s u w a y . “ S h e 's fu ll o'
e
rs
lay
on
h
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s
a
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d
e
m
itte
d sh o rt, I th e d isa d v a n ta g e o f th e hero. A fte r
e o n tln u e i good - M a a R » » t a x « , l u M ata , Mo
»lim pin’." lie gasps.
poorly
stipp.-cssed
g
ro
a
n
s
a
t
In
te rv a ls j m a rria g e she d o e s n 't h e s ita te to tell
is tlie greatest o f al!
"W h y N th e pipe c h o k e d ? "
blood purifiers, and the
| W ilson c r n r e l a n d o b ta in e d p e rm issio n hint flatly th a t he locks lik e th e low
-S w a lle rs m ust 'a ' b u ilt th e ir n e sts - to sp eak a n d m ade a m anly apology be I c o m ed ian .”—W ash in g to n S ta r.
o n ly o n e guarantee.'
|t
V,
In th e rh lm le y .”
j fo re th e w hole school. T h is en d ed th e
M oney Is t h e M a g n e t.
for o u r free bonk o r
T h is sa lly Is g re e te d w ith a ro a r.
' w a r a n d It w a s .-ever •^-stinted.
Cancer, co n ta in in g valuable and interest
Seme men excel in talking much,
“ S ilence!" c rie s th e te a c h e r, his
Ing in form ation sn o u t th is disease, ami w o rd s c u ttin g Itke k n iv es. " I w ill do
* •“! some in talk in g loud.
All th<T* Is to sotiiv <vlt-l,rations, yoe
Hut the man who lets his money talk
w n te o u r p hysicians shout your case. U'l
the
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for
th
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m ake no ch arg e for m edical advica»
Is the one who leads tike crowd.
ney w as uot cliofcsd w h o a eefieet a s back.
INK SWIFT SriCIFlO CO., ATUNtg, **.
-Washington S ta r.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
B IN D IN G
Thc p .How,BJ
„ u n til.
D o n ' t G e t K o o ta o r n t ( l e t F o n t - F a n e .
I t tv n c e rta in e u ro fu r s w e a tin g , c a llo u s a n d
h o t, t i r e d , a c h in g feet. M ake» n e w o r ti g h t
s h o e s e a sy . T ry li to d a y . Hold by a ll D ru g g ists.
P ric e -
D on't a c c e p t a s u b s t itu t e s a m p le
s e n t FitK K . A d d ress A lle n S. U lm s te il, 1 a ‘H ot
N . Y.
C A S T O R IA
B U Y IN G
TH RO UG H THE TELESCO PE.
„O regon
S hort L ine
«no U nion P acific
TIME SCHEDULES
Porti« nd. Or.
D kpabt
C h ic ag o
P o r tla n d
S p ecial
• :u ) a . m .
v ia
H u n tin g to n .
F a it I.ak e, D en v er,
i F t. VN o rth ,O m a h a ,
I K a n s a s C ity , St.
| L o u is,C h ic a g o a u d
i ta s i.
4:90 » . a .
A t a n t io ! W a lla W a lla I.ew ts-
E x p re ss
to n ,S p o k a n e ,M in *
1:50 p m .
n e a p o lis ,S t. P a u l,
v ia
D u lu th , MU wan*
H u n tin g to n .
kee. Chicagos!» E a st
Ft P a u l
F a»t M ail
6:15 !.. in.
v ia
£l o k a n a
•:1 0 a .m .
7 .0 0 a . s k
S a lt I.a k e , D en v er,
F t. W o rth ,O m a h a ,
I K a n s a s C ity , St.
L o u is ,C n ic a g o a u d
E a st.
J
B ISH O P SC 01T ACADEM Y
a
Bf
St. Helens School for Girls.
O w in g to p o s s ib le m a r k e t c h a n g e s w e
,
.
.
- - T ,
d o n o t q u o te p r ic e s in ti lls a r t i c l e , b u t
we w ill a t all tim e s sell a t reaso n ab le
pi ices based on th e cost of th e goods,
a n d we w ill te ll th e tr u th
about
th e tw in e a n d w ill n o t re so rt to any
m isre p rese n tat io n .
O ur grades a n d b ra n d s a re :
P u re
M an ila, “ R ed C lover L eaf” b ra n d , (!50
feet to th e p o u n d .
M ixed
F ib re
“ M an ila, ’ 600 feet to po u n d . Colored
S L a l, “ S ta n d a r d ,” 500 feet to pound
| S isa l, “ P a re S is a l,” 500 feet to pound.
T H E PO R T L A N D C O R D A G E CO
P a tro n iz e hom e m an u fa c tu re s.
All
o u r tw in e is m ad e in O regon. N one of
th e m oney goes o u t of tlie s ta te except
th e b a re cotd of th e raw m a te ria l.
P a r e n t s d e s ir i n g h o m e I n f lu e n c e s , b e a u tif u l
s u r r o u n d in g s , p e r e c t c lim a te , c a t e m l s u p e r-
v is io n , a n d t h o r o u g h m e n ta l , m o ra l a n d p h y s-
ic a l t r a i n i n g fo r t h e i r b o y s, w ill titv l a l l th e s e
r e q u i r e m e n t s fu lly m e t at l l o t t t 's S chool, M enlo
l a r k , S an M ateo C o u n ty , C al.
S e n d fo r C a ta lo g u e .
T w e lth y e a r b e g in s A u g u s t 12th.
IK A G. H U1TT. i'h . 1)., P rin c ip a l.
MONOPOLE
S ta n d s fo r a ll th a t is L e st in C offee, S p ice s,
R a k in g P o u t e r , C a n n e d G oods, S y ru p ,
O y ste rs , E tc . T h e y a r e c o n fe s s e d ly th e
iin e s t g< o is p a c k e d a t a n y p ric e . A sk y o u r
g r o c e r fo r th e m .
WADHAMS &. KERR BROS., Packers.
P o r tla n d .
JO H N PO O LE, P O R T L A N D , O R E.
“ Did you s a y ,” ask ed th e a u th o r ’s
frie n d , “ t h a t y our h e ro , who is poor, is
to m a rry th e rich h e ire ss”
“ Yes, th a t is th e way h e proves liis
h e ro is m .’ — In d ia n a p o lis New s.
SM j i-.in.
PORTLA ND .
A ll p a illn g d a t e ,
• u b jr c l to c h . u g .
4 :0 0
y m.
F o r S au V ratieU eo —
S ail .verj t days
4:00 p. m.
Kx. S u n d a y
Columbia Rlvor
btoomoro.
To A otorla a u d W ay
L um i mg».
W IM a m ctt« IH vtr.
4:30 p. m.
W a te r p e r m ittin g .
Kx. e u u d x y
O reg o n C ity , N aw -
b e rg , S alem , Iinle-
e iid e n c e , C u rv a i-
ls a m i Way Laud*
r itig«.
W illam e tte a n d Y a m *
h ill uivere.
8:30 p. ra.
M on.. W ed.
a u d F ri.
W a te r p e r m itt in g .
Or*Kon C U yf Day-
ton, 6i VN ny Lxud*
lugs.
I V. R ip a ria
SnLke River.
L v .L e w U to n
4:06 a. m .
7:00 a. m.
D aily e x c e p t R fp& rla to L e w ie to n D aily e x c e p t
M onday. I
I M onday.
A. L. CRAIG,
C . n e r . l P .ia e n g e r A g en t, P o r tla n d , Of.
V. A. S C H IL L IN G , C ity T ic k e t A g e n t.
T h i r d a u d W a s h in g to n S t r e u .
SO U TH
AND EA ST
-V IA -
SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
Shasta Route.
T ra in e le a v e D ra in for P o r tla n d
e ta tio n s a t 12:34 p. m . a n d 1:23 a. iu.
and
w ay
Leavip P o r t l a n d ................. . 8:30 A. M.
8:30 P. M.
• D r a in .........................,. 3:4ti r . M.
2:63 A . M
A rriv e A s h l a n d ................ 12 66 A M. 12:36 P. M.
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S a c r a m e n t o .......... 6:10 P. M.
6UJ0 A. M
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S an F r a n c is c o ...... 7:4.» P. M.
8:45 A. M.
A rriv e O g d e n ..................... 4 :*5 A. M.
7:00 A. M.
•• D e n v e r ........... ....... *:30 A M
9:15 P. M.
•* K an sa* C it y .......... 7:26 A. M.
7:25 A. M.
«• C h ie a g o ................... . 7:42 A. M.
8:30 P. M.
A rriv e Los A n g e le s ......... . 2:00 P. M. 8:05 A. M.
♦* FU P aso . ................. . f.:00 P. M.
6:00 P. M.
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F o rt W o r th ............ 6:30 A. M.
6:30 A. M.
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C ity of M exico.... 11 :30 A M 11:;» A. M.
at H o u s t o n ................. 7 :00 A M.
7 :00 A. M.
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