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Newspaper Page TextMarch A pril M ay (.’ l i a b l e tu S ta n d f o r M o n t h « B e r e u s s S p r a in e d A n k le * . ' SCIENCE HAS A DIVINING ROD THAI SHAMtS »W ITCH HAZEL.” From IKe C ardiff T im ti. Science lias armed herself with n di vining rod which cannot he open to the suspicion which has ever attached to T h e r e is ft best t im e fo r doin g (lie pronged twig of witchhnzel. A e v e r y th in g — th a t is, a t im e w h en a simple apparatus has been devised for th in g can be d on e to th e best a d thu IcM-atlnff of ores and mineral bear- va n ta ge, m ost e a s ily a n d m ost ef ; ini; rock and enith. fe c tiv e ly '. N o w is th e I test tim e | The new device pretty nearly elimin for p u r ify in g y o u r b lo o d . W h y ? ates the element of chance lu minim; Because yo u r s y s te m is n » w t r y in g operations. The principle Involved Is to p u r ify it— y o u k n o w th is b y the that a vein of ore Is n better conductor pim ples an d o th e r e r u p tio n s th a t of electricity than the earth around it. Two steel rods are connected with h a v e com e on y’ ou r fa ce a n d b o d y . each other, with nil electric battery, and with a delicate instrument which measures the resistance of the circuit. The rods are driven Into the ({round, and a light current Is sent through the A r e th e m ed ic in e s to ta k e — th e y d o connecting wire. The current, to com th e w o rk th o r o u g h ly a n d a g r e e a b ly plete iis circuit, must travel through a n d n e v e r fa il to d o it. the earth from the end of one rod to the H o o d ’s are th e m e d ic in e s v o u en d of the other. The resistance of the ltavo alw ays hcaiu rocomniciHunl. i -; i s*t]j is noted, and the rods are moved 11 h cannot recoin mend It nod a •*« >v >* I 'a: 111 s to miv oosilions Th Is is relict ted until too ig h ly as a «print; mcdltlne. W h en » .• 10 UI1> I'o s m o n s . I m s IS 11 p e . n e a u n t il Among the thousands of voluntary endorsement» oi the great value of 8 t. Jacobs Oil for sprains, stiffness and soreness, is that of Mrs. G. Thomas, 1 Alexandra Road, Gelli, Ysbrod, near Pontypridd, Houtli Wales, who says:— “ It is with great pleasure that I add my willing testimony to the invaluable excellence of your celebrated 8 t. Jacobs Oil, as experienced in my own case. I sprained both nty ankles in walking down some steps mi severely that I was unable to stand for several months. The pain I suffered was most severe, and nothing that I used helped me until 1 applied St. Jacobs Oil, when they immediately became better ami in a short time I was able to go about, and soon after I was quite cured. I am now determined to advise all persons suffering from pains to use this won derful remedy, which did so much for me.” Mrs. Thomas does not enlighten us as to what treatment she pursued dur ta ke It in the « p r i e s s e a ll feel b e lte r ttm niKh ing the nionths she was unable to stand, th e «n m u ie r.” Mas. H. H . K e a i ., M c C rs v -, I'a. and during which time she was suffer H ea d '. 8ara.iparllla r e o m iio « la euro mnd free;.« fits promluo. ing so much, hut wo venture to suggest that had she called in any well known medical man he would at once have What He May Have Meant. prescrilie l St. Jacobs Oil, for it lias Mrs. Punkingtnn— Kmntv writes that conquered pain upwards of 60 years, her rich New York feller takes her out and doctors know there is nothing so to his country place uv’ry evenin’ an’ good. The proprietors of St. Jacobs gives her a ride on Ills drag. Oil have been awarded twelve gold Amos Puukington— Gosh! It beats medals by different international exhi all what girls w ill do when they git bitions as the premier pain-killing rem citified. You wouldn’ t ketch Kmmy edy of the world. The /committees ridin’ on no drag hereto hum.— Judge. w ho made the awards were in each in stance com|sised largely of the most I ant mite I’iso'a Cur* for Consumption r a v e d n ty l i f e t h r e e years ago. Mas. T it o s . eminent medcial men obtainable. Mrs. K o r k i n s , M a p l e s tr e e t, Norwich, N. Y., aoi>. Thomas did not know the high opinion Feb. 17, l’JOO. in which St. Jacobs Oil is held by a marked reduction of resistance is almost every progressive medical man. The Ring to Blame. Con Seet— Diamond engagement rings I noted. Then the operators know that (jetting Ready for It. are, very evidently, not fashionable one or both o f the steel rods are over “ She never studied for the stage, did or nearly over h body of mineral. By any more. Ascum— What makes you think so? j repeateal shifting, the location of the she?” “ Studied fur it! W ell, rather! Con Seet— I offered one to Miss Rox- ! mineral Is narrowed down until the ley last night, and she wouldn’t have ¡ v,’ht of ore can he mapped out with nb- Why, she’ s taken the entire divorce court course.” — Chicago Post. it at all.— Philadelphia Press. solute accuracy. H o od 's Sarsaparilla and Pills M inera ls h av e been located at it depth A r e You C sliig A l l e n ’ « Flint-K»*i>? I o f 500 feet, a ltd the operators o f the lic i t 1« the only euro lor swollen, Smarting, vic e snv l ic it so f o r ..s i h m i i , n„. Burning, Sweating Few, Corns mid Hunt.... ! . 1 , , l, n t’ R" rilr lls " " v KHOW, t i l d e A sk fo r M ie n ’ s Foot-Base, a p o w d e r to t o n e e d li e n o l i m i t t o t h e d e p t h a t w h i c h sh aken In to th e shoes. A t a ll lirin ig is ts and ! , i , „ v ,,,,, „ 1 , Shoe Stores, 2 , i . S am ple sent F U L L . A d .lr, , J ln n " o t ic . A lle n S. OluiBte.l, f^ K o y , N. V. Why lie Drinks, Blinks— When you aro tempted to tako liquor, think of your w ife at liona « Jinks— 1 do. That’s w hat drives un to drink.— Baltimore World, Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s ¡Sooth. Ing Byrup the best remedy to use lor their children during the teething period. Doubly Answered. “ Do you object to cigarette smoko?” asked Young Hoftleigh, as ho prepared to light ono of the undertaker’s de The women of Finland of the lower lights. “ Really, I don’t know,” replied Miss classes perform arduous labor Hint lu Cutting. “ No gentleman ever smoked other countries is usually assigned to one in my nresence.” — Chicago News. males. They wheel handcarts and bar- rows o f various descriptions containing W E LL LIGHTED 8 TORES. heavy burdens. They also sweep the streets, net ns boatmen nnd even assist Th t M. &. M. Arcs are Causing Quite a Stir. In loading ships. Nothing is more annoying than a It Is reported llmt a camera has been poorly lighted store. From the time of placed so ns to take each day one pic old tallow dips millions of people have lieen bothered by insufficient light when ture of the new building of the depart the evening «xmics. But now it seems ment of pity sics of the Cornell Uni the whole question is settled by the versity, no,v being constructed, with beautiful, brilliant, economical ” M W I lie object o f producing hereafter n M ” Arc I,amps that are becoming so moving picture of the building from popular. They are cheap, too. Write Its beginning to Its completion. to C. W. Lord, Portland, Oregon, for a Birds are made to take lltelr own circular telling you all about them. You’ll 1 k > glud you wrote. Agents aro pictures by the Ingenious apparatus of wanted in every town. O. <). I’lke. mi English photographer. A bait of fat Is placed on tin electrical S h i’» Prepared to Conquer. "fire which Is so connected with a When a girl gets a roso in her hair ennieni that v lien the bnlt Is removed and a white crocheted thing on her the camera shutter Is released, giving head she is armed for anything she an instantaneous exposure of the sen might meet in socioty.— Atchison sitive plate. Globe. The average weight o f engines on ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ German Statu railways Is 42.07 tons, while those In use on private roads av I Q /f£C O N ßLO O üPusin£P l erage ¡17.08 tons. During the year TESTED AMD TRUE DUARAMTEEDl 181*1) 440 engines were purchased l>y MOWr Im thu Tim. to USI IT. J the State railways nnd 50 by private companies In the year 1808 $550,000 w as spent for the purchase of new aud Trying Situation. the repair of old engines on private Miss Amateur— Can’t you give me lines. a part with more speaking in it? There Is eonslderahle amusement In Theatrical manager — For what some of tho census tallies, and Jokes reason? Miss Amateur— W ell, before going arc going the rounds over the fact that on the stage I belonged to a woman’ s Chicago has more hogs than New York, debating club, and not having a chance but llmt New York leads In the matter to say much, goes very ill with uio.— of goats. Pennsylvania beats all other States In the number of mules, which Ohio State Journal. fact Is mentioned Itt relation to Its fac tional politics. S cro fu ia T H E O FFSPRIN G OF H ER ED ITA R Y B LO O D TAINT. Scrofula is but a modified form of Blood Poison and Consumption. The parent who is tainted by cither will see m the child the saute di rase manifesting i t s e l f in the form of swollen glands of the neck end throat, catarrh, weak eyes, offensive s o r e s and abscesses and of tentimes white (w ell ing— »tire s ig n s of Scrofula. There may be no ex ternnl signs for a longtime, t •rtho.l: - In some cases, but the poison is itt the blood and will breakout at the fir»t favor able opportunity. S. S. S. cures this wast ing, destructive disease by first purifying and building up the blood and stimulating and invigorating the whole system. Big Bet> Compared. Elections have not produced tho big gest bets. In August, 11100, a New York firm wagered $250,000 on McKin ley's election, nut in 1843 Lord George Bcntinck bet $720,000 on one of his race horses in England. CATARItll CANNOT BE CORED A atrcain with peculiar properties Hows near Tucson, Arl*. Wood aud vegetables and other soft substances thrown Into it become petrified. It Is customary for visitors to leave Kota- toes in It for a few weeks enclosed In wire receptacles and find I Item turned to stone. There Is a large number of profes sional "bee hunters” ill thu West and Southwest of Texas. Small caves and dark recesses formed by shelving rock abound along the waterways of tho Toxan rivers. They nre the natural hives o f tho wild bees, and take the plneo of the hollow tree trunks o f the forest regions of the northern country. Those eaves ate used year after year by the tiers, and lu many Instances they have been found to be literally filled with honey. W ith lo c a l app lica tio n s, u th e y ea n n o t reach th e sea t u( the riisHRse. I'a la r r h is a blood nr eon d iO ilio n a l ill-, sue, a u d in o rd e r to eu re it yo u m u st tako in te rn al r e m e d ie s H a ll's Ca. le r r li i o re is taken in te r n a lly , and a c ts d lr e c tly on I ho b lood and ’. u n ion s s u m b k i . H a ll'» (;n- ta rrli Cure is n ot a qu ack m e d icin e. I t w as p re re rib e d b y o n e o f t o o best p h ysician s in th is co n n try for > ears, amt is a regu la r prescription , it is Composed id the best to.lies k n ow n , c o m bin ed w ith the In-lit b lo od lu m b e rs, a c tin g d i r e c tly on th e m ucous su rfaces. T h o p e r fe c t com In tuition o f the tw o in g re d ien ts Is w h a tp ro - du ees such w on d erfu l resu lts in c u rin g o a tu rrh . Send fo r testim o n ials, free. F .1. ' ll K M , V ,4 C o ,, 1‘ ro p r»., T o le d o , O. Sold by druggists, p rice 75o. Kails F a m ily F ills are th e beat Satisfied. “ My friend,” said the very severe person, "treasure the precious mo ments. Think, with the deep awe which the subject deserves to com mand, upon the fact that time is swift ly fleeting and stays for no man.” “ That’s all right,” answered the cheery citizen; “ I want it to fleet. II time were stationary I ’d bcoutof work. You see, I'm a watchmaker.” — Wash ington Stur. Order From the Philippines. “ Mywifehadadeep-seated cough for three years. I purchased two bottles o f A y e r’ s Cherry Pectoral, large size, and it cured her com pletely.” J. H . Burge, Macon, Col. Probably you know of cough medicines that re lie v e lit t le coughs, all coughs, except deep one si The medicine that has been curing the worst of deep coughs fo r s ix ty yea rs is Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. “ that you keep pbotygrafts of all the prominent men.” "Yea. air, we do,” replied the dealer. “ Well, my name's the Hon. .label I’erklns, Mayor of I’ettyvllle, lllnoy. I.emmo ltavo one o’ tuiue."-Philadel phia Press. A ll D o u lit i R em oved. She— And you will always love me. even when I am old nnd ugly? It overcome* all forms of blood poison, lie - B u t you can uever grow any whether inherited or acquired, an 1 no remedy so thoroughly and effectively ol ler or any uglier In my eyes, darling. cleanses the blood. if yoll have anv —Pall Mall Gazette. blood trouble, or your child has inherited some bliiod taint, take S S S and get ( T ir o s » o i l > * le s the blood in good condition and prevint According to latest authorities, the the disease doing further damage. Hindu chronology extends to «174 It. Send for our fice book and write our physicians about your ca -r. We make no <; ; Hahylon, «758 It. L\; China, « t j * B. C. _____ charge whatever for me hc.it advice. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Carter's ■ . The Farmer The Gardener and The Housewife J They cost a little more. They 1 I are worth a great deal more l 1 than the ordinary kind. .Sold 1 J everywhere. 190-J annual free. ' D. M . F E R R Y A C O . D e t r o it , M ic h . yf A J TOWEB C Q ,ROSTOW .M A S S , «, L S u p e r io r F b D D E R P l a n t s VICTORIA RAPE [Giant Incarnate C lo v e r , Produces a luxuriant crop three feet tall within six weeks after seeding and lots and lots of pasturage all summer long besides. W ill do well anywhere. Price dirt cheap. G rass, Clovers and Fodder P lan ts maker ! LX, v."' Our catalogue Is brimful o f thoroughly tested farm seeds such as Thousand Headed Kale; Teosinte, producimi no tons of green fodder per acre ; Pea Oat : 8peltz, with its 80 bushels of grain and 4 tons o f hay per acre. Billion Dollar Grass, etc., etc. |TH l " f a ' FRIEND J S a b e r ’ s Crasa M ix tu re s Yielding I tons ot magnificent hay and an endless amount o f pasturage on anyfsrm ln America. Bromua Ineritila—B tons o f Hay per Here The irreat (trass ot the century, orowtng wherever soli is found. Our great enUIngne, worth »n o to any wide awake American Mantener or farmer, la mailed to you with many farm seed «amides, unon receipt o f hut 10 cents postage. Catalog alune » rents for postage. ’F t * * '" A- I L ife out o f doors and out o f the games which they play and the enjoy ment which they receive and the efforts which they make, comes the greater part o f that healthful development which is so essential to their happiness when grown. When a laxative is needed the remedy which is given to them to dleanse and sweeten and strengthen the internal organs on which it acts, should be such as physicians would sanction, because its comixmcnt parts are known to be wholesome and the remedy itself free from every objectionable quality. The one remedy which physicians and parents, well-informed, approve and recommend and whicfi the little ones enjoy, because o f its p',- daunt flavor, its gentle action and its beneficial effects, is — Syrup o f F igs and for the same reason it is the only laxative which should be used by fathers and mothers. Syrup o f Figs is the only remedy which acts gently, pleasantly and naturally without griping, irritating, or nauseating and which cleanses the system effectually, without producing that constipated habit which results from the use o f the old-time cathartics and modern imitations, and against which the children should be so carefully guarded. I f you would have them grow to manhood and womanhood, strong, healthy and happy, do not give them medicines, when medicines are not needed, and when nature needs assistance in the way o f a laxative, give them only the simple, pleasant and gen tle—Syrup o f Figs. Its quality is due not only to the excellence o f the combination o f the laxative principles o f plants with pleasant aromatic syrups and juices, but also to our original method o f manufacture and as you value the health of the little ones, do not accept any o f the substitutes which unscrupulous deal ers sometimes offer to increase their profits. The genuine article may be bought anywhere o f all reliable druggists at fifty cents per bottl?. Please to remember, the full name o f the Company__ C A L I F O R N I A F I G S Y R . U P C O . - is printed on the front o f every pack age. In order to get its beneficial effects it is al ways necessary to buy the genuine only. r. N. o . S«. 10 — 1 * 0 ». \ y ilK N w r itin g U * d ? * r t l H n vv u i t u t i in thT* p a p v r * pU 6:45 a.m M on., Wed. and Fri. W illam ette River. 4:90 p. m. W ater p erm ittin g . E x .S u n d a y O regon C ity, N e w berg, Salem , In d e p en d en ce, C o r v a l lis and W ay L a n d ings. W lllam atte and Y a m 7:00 a. m. hill Rivers. Tues., Tliu r. W ater p e rm ittin g . and Sat. Oregou C ity , Day- t o n ,A W ay La n d ings. 8:30 p. in . M on., W e d . a n d F r l. A. L. CRAIG, G eneral Paasenger A geu t, P o rtla n d , Or. V. A. S C H IL L IN G , C ity T ic k e t A g e n t. T h ird and W a s h in gto n Streets. AND EAST -V IA - SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO. Shasta Route. L ea ve P o rtla n d ........... ... K:30 A. M. • D ra in .................. .... 8:4f 1* M A r r iv e Ash la n d ........... 12.55 A. M. " Fat rumen t o ...... . 5:10 1*. M. “ San Francisco... .. 7:43 P. M. A rr iv e O gd en ................ .. 4 : *>5 A M. “ D en ver ............. .. 9:30 A. M “ Kansas C it y ...... .. 7:25 A. M. '* C h ica go ............. ... 7:42 A. M. A rr iv e Los A n g e le s .... ... 2 00 I\ M. *' El Paso.............. ... 6:00 P. M. “ F o rtY N o rth ....... .. f.:30 A. M. “ C ity o f M ex ico . ...11:30 A. M. •' H oi s io n ............ . 7:00 A M “ N ew O rlean s..... ... H:iK) P M “ W a s h in g to n ...... . 6:42 A, M. " N e w Y o r k .......... .12:10 P. M. and vraj H:.‘Í0 P 2:58 A 12:35 P. 5:00 A. 8:46 A. 7.00 A. 9:15 P. 7:25 A. 8:30 P. 8:05 A. 6:00 P. 6:30 A. 11:30 A 7:00 A 6:30 P. 6:42 A 12:10 P. M M M. 51 M. M. M M. M. M. M. M. M M. M. M. P u llm a n and T o u ris t cars on both trains. C h a ir cars S acram en to to Ogden and E l Paso, and T o u rist cars to Chicago, St. L o u i*, N e w O rlean s and W ashin gton. C o n n e c tin g at Ban Francisco w ith the s ev era l stean ishin lin es fo r H o n o lu lu , Japan, China, P h ilip p in es, C e n tra l and South A m erica . Bee a gen t at D rain sta tion or address R. 0 . M ILLE R , O . P . A ., P o r t la n d , O r e g o n ." m N e w b e rg G ra p h ic ¡p ■ ; V i v r $1.50 p e r Y ea r VS v J ^ ' A t m ’ 50 Y E A R S ’ EX P ER IEN C E P atents r x . :--;v... TRAOC M A A S « D esigns C op y r ig h ts A c . An von# R#ndtn* a sketch and description may quickly .ascertain oar opinion tree wh#th#* an Invention is prohshiT patentable. Comm ante*, lions strictly cor.OrienttaL Handbook on l>K « o t * •ent ‘ r##. t Md#«t scencv fo r seonnn* patents. Patents taken thr uirh Mona A Co. receiea tyeruu nntirr. without chur**, in tha f 1870 N. T o A storia and W ay Land ings. Subscribo fo r tho A Hont* Scho*! for Boy* Military and Montrai Trainino Wrha for II I not rotad O at a lottato G 4:00 p. ra. Ex. 8uuday C o lu m b ia River Steam er*. JOHN A. SALZER SEED COMPANY. La Crosse. Wis. ^■Uii NfW/LL D a ily E x .S u n da y 8:00 p.m . Saturday 10:00 p. iu. SOUTH T H E C H IL D R E N ENJOY UNtorj GARMENTS AND MAT*’ P i IM C iP A U For Fan Fra n cisco— bail e v e ry 6 d a ya ^••••3. ,r v 't 0 C : :\ “ ' ! r showing *T ull A R TH U R C t :M p. to. L v . H iparia Snake R ive r. L v . L ew isto n 4:05 a. m. 7:00 a. m. D a ily except Rip&ria to L ew isto n D a ily e x cep t M ond ay. M on d ay. About 10 mile*ahead o f Dwarf Essex Rape in " v bushiness, in vigor and nourishing quality. 11 makes it possible to «row swine and sheep ' J and cattle all over America at lc. a lb. It is ^marvelously prolitlc. fijalzer's catalog tells. CURE SIC K HEADACHE. ON SALE EVERYWHERE CATAkOCUCmtl iMliy Ins itut*. ( j A I no ^ PtA?t IN •lACAOUYfLUJW M n tF il *o 4 1 0 W i l l i a m « A v e . . P o r t la n d . O r r a o i i PO RTLAND . S K K I l S T O U R , Ci>:i« t A g e n t s , P o r t l a n d , O r e , , a n d S e a t t le , W n s li. fjcSèt» I P urely T e f e t a M e . z < & > ^ ^ w ¿ Rubbing them to pieces; use niv Wash ing Tablets. No rubbing required. Send 60 cents for sample package and full di- ructions. W . O. P O W E L L , Box 606 , Portland, Oregon. 7:00a. m. A ll sa ilin g dates su bject to ch ange PRU88IAN LIC E KILLER ( I B N l ’ I N l t MUST HAHIUPSATURS. TAHMSlfttTIWE* •wre re lie f horn I t a s i « , o p iu m » ( A u » m feebtta a sa d few p a rtte a le e s M at * constant disadvantage. This Is why, for the past twenty-five years, thousands of women have been con fiding their troubles to us, and our advice has brought happiness and health to countless women in the U S. Mrs. Chappell, of Grant Park, 111., whose portrait we publish, advises all 1 suffering women to use Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound, as It cured her of inflammation pf the ovaries and wom b; she, therefore, speaks from knowledge, and her experience ought to give others confidence. Address Mi s. Pinlcham’s Laboratory, Lynn, Mass. _____________________________________ . K i l l s L i c e o n P o u lt r y . Y o u p a in t t h e p e r c h e s , t h e fu m e s k i l l t h e lic e . IT ena c a n n o t f e e d li c e a n d f e e d y o n . P r i c e , 6 0 c a n d 9 1 .0 0 a c a n . S o ld b y d e a le r s . PRUSSIAN REMEDY CO , 8t Paul, Minn Gentlemen: —I am a breeder o f first-class 811-I.ace Wyandotte*. I won a can o f your PRUSSIAN LIQUID LICE KILLF.R as a special premium at the St Paul Poultry Show of 1900. and find It is all right. There are several here that want a reliable lice killer, and yours is all riffht. WM M H\VAO(«ERT. Wavzata. Minn. J II MALONE o f Adel. Mo . says the PRUSSIAN LICE KILLER la just the thing for lice on hogs, and la worth five times its co*L HEAOACHEt DI7ZINESS. BlUOUSNESt. TORPIO LIVER. CONSTIPATION. SALLOW SKIN. THECOMPLEXIOH D o n WEIR OUT THE CLOTHES A: to e. m. Fait Lake. Denver, Ft. W orth ,O m ah a, Kansas C ity , St. Louis.C h lt-agoan d EaaL M as. O. H. G h a p p e i . l . LAMBERSON - Portland Oregon f c . , - g o 's FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR 4:30 p. in. A t 'a n t ic W a lla W a lla Lew is Express to n ,S p o k a n e,M in 8:50 p m. n ea polis, St. Paul, v ia D u lu th . M ilw a u H u n tin gto n . kee, Chicagodt East T r a in * lea ve Drain for P o rtla n d ■tatlons at 12:34 p. m. and 1:23 a. m. S e e F a c-S Im lle W ra p p e r B e lo w . A s s i vs C hicago Salt Lake, Denver, P o rtla n d Ft. W orth ,O m ah a, Special 1 Kansas C ity , St. 9:00 a. m. L ou is.C h icagou u d v ia East. H u n tin gto n . 1:00 p.m . Together with our Complete Catalog for 1902 , if you will send us a mail order, no matter how small. Write us, and make your selections from our Cat alog. Springtime is here, and it is time for planting. Must Bear Signature of KARS THIS TRADE MAW K eeley C u ro T IM E S C H E D U L E S P o rtls n d , O r. M r a i t FROM 2 Hyacinth Bulbs C Q C C Or 6 Tulips, Fl\LL Little Liver Pills. ^ ÏI1 MIS® 1 UK asd union P ac ific OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE At the Crand Opera. Genuine IN THE WORLD take „O regon S hort L ine St. Paul Past M all 6:15 p. m. via Spokane l i iiiiiE GUARANTEED. USED AND SOLD E V E R YW H E R E WATERPROOF CLOTHING Hating your enemies makes you tin comfortable, and does your enemies no harm. re Is no denying that there are ninny happy looking widow». Telling Hi» Friend. ; é í M s h í W e Will Give You TH E BEST Sew Year Resolutions W h e n D o c t o r • Fall, Friend (over the » ire after dinner)— Your wife is certainly a brilliantly handsome woman. I should think you would be jealous of her. llis Host (confidentially)— To tell you the truth, Seymour, I am. I never invite anybody hère that a sane woman ! could possibly take the least faucy to. “ What’s the big feller a-doin of now, “ We have a deaf and dumb member | Maria?” “ Hush! H e’s a-singin’ of a song in of our Woman’s Club,” said Miss Gab- I German. What do you want?” beigh to young Mr. Duggleby. “ I wants,” said the Bill ville citizen “ Indeed,” gurgled the youth, “ I should think she would be at a disad ! in a hoarse whisper, “ to cuss some in English.’ ’— Atlanta Constitution. vantage.” “ Ob, my, no! W hy, we let her Diviiion of Labor. make all the motions.” “ He is very rich, but insufferably And the next day Harold Duggleby smiled audibly several times, having vulgar,” she said “ And yet you are going to marry charted the remark and arrived at an understanding of its import.— Balti him?” returned her dearest friend. “ Yes. You see, I ’ ve figured it out more American. that I can look after bis money and leave the vulgarity to him. lie can care for it at the club, and he ought don’ t you think? think?” — to lie thankful, don Post. Chicago Post.. 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Among recent otders from Philip pine headquarters is the following: “ The metallic lining of boxes aqd packages belonging to the United States, used to protect mutches and other aricles from moisture, and when no longer needed will be melted and thrown into deep water or otherwise .disposed of in such manner as to pre vent recovery.” W h y a W oman How gladly would men fly to wo man's aid did they but understand a woman's feelings, trials, nmobilities, and peculiar organic disturbances. Those things are known only to women, and the aid a man would give is not at his command. T o treat a case properly it is neces sary to know all about it, and full j information, many times, cannot be Where He Went for It given by a woman to her family phy Albert was sent down town by his sician. She cannot bring herself to mother to get some horse radish which tell everything, and the physician is she needed for her pickles. After quite a long absene he came back home tired V id empty handed. “ W ell, where is the horseradish?” asked his mother. “ Why, mother, I went to every liv ery stable in town, and they didn’t have a bit,” answered Albert with a weary sigh.— Tit-Bits. She Found O u t Cough "1 understand,” said the customer, and is a positive and TNE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA. The Swans. There is a pathetic little story told of one of the Russian children of the royal family. She was very fond of white swans, and her father had a great num- lier of them brought to the castle lakes to please the little daughter. But while she was still very small she died, leaving the castle quite desolate. The sad father could no lunger bear the sight of the beloved white swans, so he had black ones substituted iu memory of the gentle child. Very amali and as eu y to take ad sagù. Insinuating. “ Lady," said Meandering Mike, ” 1 JO M \ POOLE, Portland, Oregon, J M Reals, its Public Square, N i.h r lllc Tcnn . notices dat you marks de crust of each m i s ; ’’ Ten y t a is a g n my daughter f il l ou t cut Foot o f M o rriso n S treet. her forehead From this wound tlir gl.iti.ls ,.■! pie wit' a letter.” the aide o f her face bet-attic swollen and I mi - m i I "Yea.” Can give you the host bargain, in Some o f the t^st dortois here * 11,1 elsewhere attended her sailhout any benefit. W e derided “ Well, I'd like to ask you. In a spirit Buggies, Plows, Boilers nnd Engines, to try 8. 8. 8., and a few bullies cuied her cu of holiday cheer, w hether M stands fur Windmills and Pumps and General Urely.” Machinery. Sou us bolero buying. makes new and pure ’luluee' or 'M ik e ? '"—Washington Star. blood to nourish nnd k J | k jll Without Exjgjtratlon. of Court«. “ What we want in this town,” said the manager of the opera house, “ is a real hot show. The classic drama is all right for them that like it, hut we want something sizzling or it won’t go.” “ M y dear sir,” replied the advance ugent with quiet confidence and that strict veracity for which he was justly noted, “ at the last two towns we played they cancelled the fire insurance on the theater buildings.'’— Chicago Post. of C (J K fe lls B Y S T . J A C O B * O i l . . S Á t o • c. Scientific American. A handsomely Illustrated weeklv. I arrest cir culation or any «* ¡entitle Journal. Terms. f > a r --’ hs. |l. Sold by all rswsdealera. 4 Hew York o a e e . O l F S t„ W ashtnftoo, D, C.