March
A pril M ay
(.’ l i a b l e tu S ta n d f o r M o n t h « B e r e u s s
S p r a in e d A n k le * .
' SCIENCE HAS A DIVINING ROD
THAI SHAMtS »W ITCH HAZEL.”
From IKe C ardiff T im ti.
Science lias armed herself with n di
vining rod which cannot he open to the
suspicion which has ever attached to
T h e r e is ft best t im e fo r doin g
(lie pronged twig of witchhnzel. A
e v e r y th in g — th a t is, a t im e w h en a
simple apparatus has been devised for
th in g can be d on e to th e best a d
thu IcM-atlnff of ores and mineral bear-
va n ta ge, m ost e a s ily a n d m ost ef ; ini; rock and enith.
fe c tiv e ly '.
N o w is th e I test tim e | The new device pretty nearly elimin
for p u r ify in g y o u r b lo o d .
W h y ? ates the element of chance lu minim;
Because yo u r s y s te m is n » w t r y in g operations. The principle Involved Is
to p u r ify it— y o u k n o w th is b y the that a vein of ore Is n better conductor
pim ples an d o th e r e r u p tio n s th a t of electricity than the earth around it.
Two steel rods are connected with
h a v e com e on y’ ou r fa ce a n d b o d y .
each other, with nil electric battery,
and with a delicate instrument which
measures the resistance of the circuit.
The rods are driven Into the ({round,
and a light current Is sent through the
A r e th e m ed ic in e s to ta k e — th e y d o
connecting wire. The current, to com
th e w o rk th o r o u g h ly a n d a g r e e a b ly
plete iis circuit, must travel through
a n d n e v e r fa il to d o it.
the earth from the end of one rod to the
H o o d ’s are th e m e d ic in e s v o u en d of the other. The resistance of the
ltavo alw ays hcaiu rocomniciHunl. i -; i s*t]j is noted, and the rods are moved
11 h cannot
recoin mend It nod a •*« >v >* I 'a: 111 s to miv oosilions Th
Is is relict ted until
too
ig h ly as a «print; mcdltlne. W h en » .• 10 UI1> I'o s m o n s .
I m s IS 11 p e . n e a u n t il
Among the thousands of voluntary
endorsement» oi the great value of 8 t.
Jacobs Oil for sprains, stiffness and
soreness, is that of Mrs. G. Thomas,
1 Alexandra Road, Gelli, Ysbrod, near
Pontypridd, Houtli Wales, who says:—
“ It is with great pleasure that I add
my willing testimony to the invaluable
excellence of your celebrated 8 t. Jacobs
Oil, as experienced in my own case. I
sprained both nty ankles in walking
down some steps mi severely that I was
unable to stand for several months.
The pain I suffered was most severe,
and nothing that I used helped me
until 1 applied St. Jacobs Oil, when
they immediately became better ami
in a short time I was able to go about,
and soon after I was quite cured. I am
now determined to advise all persons
suffering from pains to use this won
derful remedy, which did so much for
me.”
Mrs. Thomas does not enlighten us
as to what treatment she pursued dur
ta ke It in the « p r i e s s e a ll feel b e lte r ttm niKh
ing the nionths she was unable to stand,
th e «n m u ie r.”
Mas. H. H . K e a i ., M c C rs v -, I'a.
and during which time she was suffer
H ea d '. 8ara.iparllla r e o m iio « la
euro mnd free;.« fits promluo.
ing so much, hut wo venture to suggest
that had she called in any well known
medical man he would at once have
What He May Have Meant.
prescrilie l St. Jacobs Oil, for it lias
Mrs. Punkingtnn— Kmntv writes that
conquered pain upwards of 60 years,
her rich New York feller takes her out
and doctors know there is nothing so
to his country place uv’ry evenin’ an’
good. The proprietors of St. Jacobs
gives her a ride on Ills drag.
Oil have been awarded twelve gold
Amos Puukington— Gosh! It beats
medals by different international exhi
all what girls w ill do when they git
bitions as the premier pain-killing rem
citified. You wouldn’ t ketch Kmmy
edy of the world.
The /committees
ridin’ on no drag hereto hum.— Judge.
w ho made the awards were in each in
stance com|sised largely of the most
I ant mite I’iso'a Cur* for Consumption
r a v e d n ty l i f e t h r e e years ago.
Mas. T it o s .
eminent medcial men obtainable. Mrs.
K o r k i n s , M a p l e s tr e e t, Norwich, N. Y.,
aoi>.
Thomas did not know the high opinion
Feb. 17, l’JOO.
in which St. Jacobs Oil is held by
a marked reduction of resistance is almost every progressive medical man.
The Ring to Blame.
Con Seet— Diamond engagement rings I noted. Then the operators know that
(jetting Ready for It.
are, very evidently, not fashionable one or both o f the steel rods are over
“
She
never
studied for the stage, did
or
nearly
over
h
body
of
mineral.
By
any more.
Ascum— What makes you think so? j repeateal shifting, the location of the she?”
“ Studied fur it!
W ell,
rather!
Con Seet— I offered one to Miss Rox- ! mineral Is narrowed down until the
ley last night, and she wouldn’t have ¡ v,’ht of ore can he mapped out with nb- Why, she’ s taken the entire divorce
court course.” — Chicago Post.
it at all.— Philadelphia Press.
solute accuracy.
H o od 's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
M inera ls h av e been located at it depth
A r e You C sliig A l l e n ’ « Flint-K»*i>?
I o f 500 feet, a ltd the operators o f the lic
i t 1« the only euro lor swollen, Smarting, vic e snv l ic it so f o r ..s i h m i i , n„.
Burning, Sweating Few, Corns mid Hunt.... ! . 1 ,
, l, n t’ R" rilr lls " " v KHOW, t i l d e
A sk fo r M ie n ’ s Foot-Base, a p o w d e r to t o
n e e d li e n o l i m i t t o t h e d e p t h a t w h i c h
sh aken In to th e shoes. A t a ll lirin ig is ts and ! , i , „ v
,,,,, „ 1 ,
Shoe Stores, 2 , i . S am ple sent F U L L . A d .lr, ,
J ln n " o t ic .
A lle n S. OluiBte.l, f^ K o y , N. V.
Why lie Drinks,
Blinks— When you aro tempted to
tako liquor, think of your w ife at liona «
Jinks— 1 do. That’s w hat drives un
to drink.— Baltimore World,
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s ¡Sooth.
Ing Byrup the best remedy to use lor their
children during the teething period.
Doubly Answered.
“ Do you object to cigarette smoko?”
asked Young Hoftleigh, as ho prepared
to light ono of the undertaker’s de
The women of Finland of the lower
lights.
“ Really, I don’t know,” replied Miss classes perform arduous labor Hint lu
Cutting. “ No gentleman ever smoked other countries is usually assigned to
one in my nresence.” — Chicago News. males. They wheel handcarts and bar-
rows o f various descriptions containing
W E LL LIGHTED 8 TORES.
heavy burdens. They also sweep the
streets, net ns boatmen nnd even assist
Th t M. &. M. Arcs are Causing Quite a Stir. In loading ships.
Nothing is more annoying than a
It Is reported llmt a camera has been
poorly lighted store. From the time of placed so ns to take each day one pic
old tallow dips millions of people have
lieen bothered by insufficient light when ture of the new building of the depart
the evening «xmics. But now it seems ment of pity sics of the Cornell Uni
the whole question is settled by the versity, no,v being constructed, with
beautiful, brilliant, economical ” M W I lie object o f producing hereafter n
M ” Arc I,amps that are becoming so moving picture of the building from
popular. They are cheap, too. Write Its beginning to Its completion.
to C. W. Lord, Portland, Oregon, for a
Birds are made to take lltelr own
circular telling you all about them.
You’ll 1 k > glud you wrote.
Agents aro pictures by the Ingenious apparatus of
wanted in every town.
O. <). I’lke. mi English photographer.
A bait of fat Is placed on tin electrical
S h i’» Prepared to Conquer.
"fire which Is so connected with a
When a girl gets a roso in her hair ennieni that v lien the bnlt Is removed
and a white crocheted thing on her the camera shutter Is released, giving
head she is armed for anything she an instantaneous exposure of the sen
might meet in socioty.— Atchison sitive plate.
Globe.
The average weight o f engines on
♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ German Statu railways Is 42.07 tons,
while those In use on private roads av
I Q /f£C O N ßLO O üPusin£P l erage ¡17.08 tons. During the year
TESTED AMD TRUE DUARAMTEEDl 181*1) 440 engines were purchased l>y
MOWr Im thu Tim. to USI IT. J the State railways nnd 50 by private
companies In the year 1808 $550,000
w as spent for the purchase of new aud
Trying Situation.
the repair of old engines on private
Miss Amateur— Can’t you give me
lines.
a part with more speaking in it?
There Is eonslderahle amusement In
Theatrical
manager — For what
some of tho census tallies, and Jokes
reason?
Miss Amateur— W ell, before going arc going the rounds over the fact that
on the stage I belonged to a woman’ s Chicago has more hogs than New York,
debating club, and not having a chance but llmt New York leads In the matter
to say much, goes very ill with uio.— of goats. Pennsylvania beats all other
States In the number of mules, which
Ohio State Journal.
fact Is mentioned Itt relation to Its fac
tional politics.
S cro fu ia
T H E O FFSPRIN G
OF H ER ED ITA R Y
B LO O D TAINT.
Scrofula is but a modified form of Blood
Poison and Consumption. The parent
who is tainted by cither will see m the
child the saute di rase
manifesting i t s e l f in
the form of swollen
glands of the neck end
throat, catarrh, weak
eyes, offensive s o r e s
and abscesses and of
tentimes white (w ell
ing— »tire s ig n s of
Scrofula. There may
be no ex ternnl signs for
a longtime, t •rtho.l: -
In some cases, but the poison is itt the
blood and will breakout at the fir»t favor
able opportunity. S. S. S. cures this wast
ing, destructive disease by first purifying
and building up the blood and stimulating
and invigorating the whole system.
Big Bet> Compared.
Elections have not produced tho big
gest bets. In August, 11100, a New
York firm wagered $250,000 on McKin
ley's election, nut in 1843 Lord George
Bcntinck bet $720,000 on one of his
race horses in England.
CATARItll CANNOT BE CORED
A atrcain with peculiar properties
Hows near Tucson, Arl*. Wood aud
vegetables and other soft substances
thrown Into it become petrified. It Is
customary for visitors to leave Kota-
toes in It for a few weeks enclosed In
wire receptacles and find I Item turned
to stone.
There Is a large number of profes
sional "bee hunters” ill thu West and
Southwest of Texas. Small caves and
dark recesses formed by shelving rock
abound along the waterways of tho
Toxan rivers. They nre the natural
hives o f tho wild bees, and take the
plneo of the hollow tree trunks o f the
forest regions of the northern country.
Those eaves ate used year after year
by the tiers, and lu many Instances they
have been found to be literally filled
with honey.
W ith lo c a l app lica tio n s, u th e y ea n n o t reach
th e sea t u( the riisHRse. I'a la r r h is a blood nr
eon d iO ilio n a l ill-, sue, a u d in o rd e r to eu re it
yo u m u st tako in te rn al r e m e d ie s
H a ll's Ca.
le r r li i o re is taken in te r n a lly , and a c ts d lr e c tly
on I ho b lood and ’. u n ion s s u m b k i . H a ll'» (;n-
ta rrli Cure is n ot a qu ack m e d icin e.
I t w as
p re re rib e d b y o n e o f t o o best p h ysician s in th is
co n n try for > ears, amt is a regu la r prescription ,
it is Composed id the best to.lies k n ow n , c o m
bin ed w ith the In-lit b lo od lu m b e rs, a c tin g d i
r e c tly on th e m ucous su rfaces.
T h o p e r fe c t
com In tuition o f the tw o in g re d ien ts Is w h a tp ro -
du ees such w on d erfu l resu lts in c u rin g o a tu rrh .
Send fo r testim o n ials, free.
F .1. ' ll K M , V ,4 C o ,, 1‘ ro p r»., T o le d o , O.
Sold by druggists, p rice 75o.
Kails F a m ily F ills are th e beat
Satisfied.
“ My friend,” said the very severe
person, "treasure the precious mo
ments.
Think, with the deep awe
which the subject deserves to com
mand, upon the fact that time is swift
ly fleeting and stays for no man.”
“ That’s all right,” answered the
cheery citizen; “ I want it to fleet. II
time were stationary I ’d bcoutof work.
You see, I'm a watchmaker.” — Wash
ington Stur.
Order From the Philippines.
“ Mywifehadadeep-seated cough
for three years. I purchased two
bottles o f A y e r’ s Cherry Pectoral,
large size, and it cured her com
pletely.”
J. H . Burge, Macon, Col.
Probably you know of
cough medicines that re
lie v e lit t le coughs, all
coughs, except deep one si
The medicine that has
been curing the worst of
deep coughs fo r s ix ty
yea rs is Ayer’s Cherry
Pectoral.
“ that you keep pbotygrafts of all the
prominent men.”
"Yea. air, we do,” replied the dealer.
“ Well, my name's the Hon. .label
I’erklns, Mayor of I’ettyvllle, lllnoy.
I.emmo ltavo one o’ tuiue."-Philadel
phia Press.
A ll
D o u lit i
R em oved.
She— And you will always love me.
even when I am old nnd ugly?
It overcome* all forms of blood poison,
lie - B u t you can uever grow any
whether inherited or acquired, an 1 no
remedy so thoroughly and effectively ol ler or any uglier In my eyes, darling.
cleanses the blood.
if yoll have anv —Pall Mall Gazette.
blood trouble, or your child has inherited
some bliiod taint, take S S S and get
( T ir o s » o i l > * le s
the blood in good condition and prevint
According to latest authorities, the
the disease doing further damage.
Hindu chronology extends to «174 It.
Send for our fice book and write our
physicians about your ca -r. We make no <; ; Hahylon, «758 It. L\; China, « t j *
B. C.
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charge whatever for me hc.it advice.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
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The Farmer
The Gardener
and
The Housewife
J They cost a little more. They 1
I are worth a great deal more l
1 than the ordinary kind. .Sold 1
J everywhere. 190-J annual free. '
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VICTORIA RAPE
[Giant Incarnate C lo v e r ,
Produces a luxuriant crop three feet tall
within six weeks after seeding and lots
and lots of pasturage all summer long
besides. W ill do well anywhere. Price
dirt cheap.
G rass, Clovers and
Fodder P lan ts
maker !
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Our catalogue Is brimful o f thoroughly tested farm seeds
such as Thousand Headed Kale; Teosinte, producimi no tons of
green fodder per acre ; Pea Oat : 8peltz, with its 80 bushels of grain
and 4 tons o f hay per acre. Billion Dollar Grass, etc., etc.
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Yielding I tons ot magnificent hay and an endless amount o f pasturage on anyfsrm ln America.
Bromua Ineritila—B tons o f Hay per Here
The irreat (trass ot the century, orowtng wherever soli is found.
Our great enUIngne, worth »n o to
any wide awake American Mantener or farmer, la mailed to you with many farm seed «amides, unon
receipt o f hut 10 cents postage.
Catalog alune » rents for postage.
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L ife out o f doors and out o f the games which they play and the enjoy
ment which they receive and the efforts which they make, comes the
greater part o f that healthful development which is so essential to their
happiness when grown. When a laxative is needed the remedy which is
given to them to dleanse and sweeten and strengthen the internal organs
on which it acts, should be such as physicians would sanction, because its
comixmcnt parts are known to be wholesome and the remedy itself free from
every objectionable quality. The one remedy which physicians and parents,
well-informed, approve and recommend and whicfi the little ones enjoy,
because o f its p',- daunt flavor, its gentle action and its beneficial effects, is —
Syrup o f F igs and for the same reason it is the only laxative which should
be used by fathers and mothers.
Syrup o f Figs is the only remedy which acts gently, pleasantly and
naturally without griping, irritating, or nauseating and which cleanses the
system effectually, without producing that constipated habit which results
from the use o f the old-time cathartics and modern imitations, and against
which the children should be so carefully guarded. I f you would have them
grow to manhood and womanhood, strong, healthy and happy, do not give
them medicines, when medicines are not needed, and when nature needs
assistance in the way o f a laxative, give them only the simple, pleasant and
gen tle—Syrup o f Figs.
Its quality is due not only to the excellence o f the combination o f the
laxative principles o f plants with pleasant aromatic syrups and juices, but
also to our original method o f manufacture and as you value the health of
the little ones, do not accept any o f the substitutes which unscrupulous deal
ers sometimes offer to increase their profits. The genuine article may be
bought anywhere o f all reliable druggists at fifty cents per bottl?. Please
to remember, the full name o f the Company__
C A L I F O R N I A F I G S Y R . U P C O . - is printed on
the front o f every pack
age. In order to get its
beneficial effects it is al
ways necessary to buy
the genuine only.
r.
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6:45 a.m
M on., Wed.
and Fri.
W illam ette River.
4:90 p. m.
W ater p erm ittin g .
E x .S u n d a y
O regon C ity, N e w
berg, Salem , In d e
p en d en ce, C o r v a l
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ings.
W lllam atte and Y a m
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hill Rivers.
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and Sat.
Oregou C ity , Day-
t o n ,A W ay La n d
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8:30 p. in .
M on., W e d .
a n d F r l.
A. L. CRAIG,
G eneral Paasenger A geu t, P o rtla n d , Or.
V. A. S C H IL L IN G , C ity T ic k e t A g e n t.
T h ird and W a s h in gto n Streets.
AND EAST
-V IA -
SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
Shasta Route.
L ea ve P o rtla n d ........... ... K:30 A. M.
• D ra in .................. .... 8:4f 1* M
A r r iv e Ash la n d ...........
12.55 A. M.
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A rr iv e O gd en ................ .. 4 : *>5 A M.
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C h a ir cars S acram en to to Ogden and E l Paso,
and T o u rist cars to Chicago, St. L o u i*, N e w
O rlean s and W ashin gton.
C o n n e c tin g at Ban Francisco w ith the s ev era l
stean ishin lin es fo r H o n o lu lu , Japan, China,
P h ilip p in es, C e n tra l and South A m erica .
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Invention is prohshiT patentable. Comm ante*,
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•ent ‘ r##. t Md#«t scencv fo r seonnn* patents.
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D a ily
E x .S u n da y
8:00 p.m .
Saturday
10:00 p. iu.
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GARMENTS AND MAT*’
P i IM C iP A U
For Fan Fra n cisco—
bail e v e ry 6 d a ya
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showing *T ull
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t :M p. to.
L v . H iparia
Snake R ive r.
L v . L ew isto n
4:05 a. m.
7:00 a. m.
D a ily except Rip&ria to L ew isto n D a ily e x cep t
M ond ay.
M on d ay.
About 10 mile*ahead o f Dwarf Essex Rape in
" v bushiness, in vigor and nourishing quality. 11
makes it possible to «row swine and sheep '
J and cattle all over America at lc. a lb. It is
^marvelously prolitlc. fijalzer's catalog tells.
CURE SIC K HEADACHE.
ON SALE EVERYWHERE
CATAkOCUCmtl
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Rubbing them to pieces; use niv Wash
ing Tablets. No rubbing required. Send
60 cents for sample package and full di-
ructions.
W . O. P O W E L L ,
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PRU88IAN
LIC E KILLER
( I B N l ’ I N l t MUST HAHIUPSATURS.
TAHMSlfttTIWE*
•wre re lie f horn I t a s i « , o p iu m » ( A u » m
feebtta a sa d few p a rtte a le e s M
at * constant disadvantage. This Is
why, for the past twenty-five years,
thousands of women have been con
fiding their troubles to us, and our
advice has brought happiness and
health to countless women in the U S.
Mrs. Chappell, of Grant Park, 111.,
whose portrait we publish, advises all
1 suffering women to use Lydia E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable Compound, as It
cured her of inflammation pf the ovaries
and wom b; she, therefore, speaks from
knowledge, and her experience ought
to give others confidence. Address Mi s.
Pinlcham’s Laboratory, Lynn, Mass.
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Sew Year Resolutions
W h e n D o c t o r • Fall,
Friend (over the » ire after dinner)—
Your wife is certainly a brilliantly
handsome woman. I should think you
would be jealous of her.
llis Host (confidentially)— To tell
you the truth, Seymour, I am. I never
invite anybody hère that a sane woman
! could possibly take the least faucy to.
“ What’s the big feller a-doin of now,
“ We have a deaf and dumb member | Maria?”
“ Hush! H e’s a-singin’ of a song in
of our Woman’s Club,” said Miss Gab-
I German. What do you want?”
beigh to young Mr. Duggleby.
“ I wants,” said the Bill ville citizen
“ Indeed,” gurgled the youth, “ I
should think she would be at a disad ! in a hoarse whisper, “ to cuss some
in English.’ ’— Atlanta Constitution.
vantage.”
“ Ob, my, no! W hy, we let her
Diviiion of Labor.
make all the motions.”
“ He is very rich, but insufferably
And the next day Harold Duggleby
smiled audibly several times, having vulgar,” she said
“ And yet you are going to marry
charted the remark and arrived at an
understanding of its import.— Balti him?” returned her dearest friend.
“ Yes.
You see, I ’ ve figured it out
more American.
that I can look after bis money and
leave the vulgarity to him.
lie can
care for it at the club, and he ought
don’ t you think?
think?” —
to lie thankful, don
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Miranda Milkweed — Law, child,
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Emerson Longfellow Beaconstreet—
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ance of cerebral cortex in tho lower
frontal lobe, an ultra vesicular growth
of the niidbrain and extraordinary de
velopmental phenomena in the medulla
oblongata. This condition has for its
primary causation excessive intellectual
strenuosity.— Chicago News.
Among recent otders from Philip
pine headquarters is the following:
“ The metallic lining of boxes aqd
packages belonging to the United
States, used to protect mutches and
other aricles from moisture, and when
no longer needed will be melted and
thrown into deep water or otherwise
.disposed of in such manner as to pre
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and peculiar organic disturbances.
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women, and the aid a man would give
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T o treat a case properly it is neces
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Where He Went for It
given by a woman to her family phy
Albert was sent down town by his sician. She cannot bring herself to
mother to get some horse radish which tell everything, and the physician is
she needed for her pickles.
After quite a long absene he came
back home tired V id empty handed.
“ W ell, where is the horseradish?”
asked his mother.
“ Why, mother, I went to every liv
ery stable in town, and they didn’t
have a bit,” answered Albert with a
weary sigh.— Tit-Bits.
She Found O u t
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and is a positive and
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to please the little daughter.
But
while she was still very small she died,
leaving the castle quite desolate. The
sad father could no lunger bear the
sight of the beloved white swans, so he
had black ones substituted iu memory
of the gentle child.
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Insinuating.
“ Lady," said Meandering Mike, ” 1 JO M \ POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
J M Reals, its Public Square, N i.h r lllc Tcnn .
notices dat you marks de crust of each
m i s ; ’’ Ten y t a is a g n my daughter f il l ou t cut
Foot o f M o rriso n S treet.
her forehead
From this wound tlir gl.iti.ls ,.■! pie wit' a letter.”
the aide o f her face bet-attic swollen and I mi - m i I
"Yea.”
Can give you the host bargain, in
Some o f the t^st dortois here * 11,1 elsewhere
attended her sailhout any benefit. W e derided
“ Well, I'd like to ask you. In a spirit Buggies, Plows, Boilers nnd Engines,
to try 8. 8. 8., and a few bullies cuied her cu
of holiday cheer, w hether M stands fur Windmills and Pumps and General
Urely.”
Machinery. Sou us bolero buying.
makes new and pure ’luluee' or 'M ik e ? '"—Washington Star.
blood to nourish nnd
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Without Exjgjtratlon. of Court«.
“ What we want in this town,” said
the manager of the opera house, “ is a
real hot show. The classic drama is
all right for them that like it, hut we
want something sizzling or it won’t go.”
“ M y dear sir,” replied the advance
ugent with quiet confidence and that
strict veracity for which he was justly
noted, “ at the last two towns we
played they cancelled the fire insurance
on the theater buildings.'’— Chicago
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