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Newspaper Page TextV W H Y Y O D K B A B Y CRIES. T H E S A N F R A N C IS C O B O A R D of H E A L T H . t ’l We, the members of the Board of Health of the City and County of San Francisco, Cordially approve and recommend the Royal Baking Powder. It is absolutely pure and healthful, composed of the best ingredients, of the highest strength and character. w In our judgment it is impossible make a purer or stronger Baking Powder than the Royal. Jos. R. D avidson , M. D. H onry M. F iske , M. D. C has . McQunsTnN, M. D. T. J. L f . tournex , M. D. Members San Francisco cBoard o f Health. U I h M other’* fiithllng. A man who did not keep in mind that In boy Food lie ate bis food with uiietter sauce than any cook ever invented was in the habit—a habit said to be common—of mak in g bis wife uncomfortable by a too fre quent reference to his mother’s wonderful culinary skill. Once, however, be was put to silence for a few days at least. “ John,” saitl bis wife, “ I wish you would tell me just bow your mother made ber plum pudding. Then perhaps 1 could suit you.” “ W hy, she took some raisins and stirred ’em up with pudding and baked it. T h a t’s all.” “ But, John, real plum pudding is boiled.” “ Ob, o f course. Mother always boiled it after she baked it.” —Boston Transcript. Sarcasm. Lucy (the artistic)—Music is rather a ■elfish pursuit. It ’s so tiresome to have to listen to some oue else’s playing Now art is different---- Maud (the cyn ical)— Entirely! It’s bo perfectly delightful to have to look at some one else’s drawings. — M u n s e y ’s W eekly W A T E R C A N ’T rise above its Houree. A man can 't «e ll at the price he pay« a n d in a k e m o n ey , Th e m erchant in a h in a 11 H tore 1 buys from some la rge city store lik e ours, tliA t buys from the m anu facturers. H e ca n ’t sell to you at o u r prices, n eith er can he o ffer you such an assortm ent as ours, (lin g- ham is som eth in g e v e ry b o d y uses. Make a trial o f sen din g to a la rg e store to us for U. Send ♦ 1.25, w ith a d escription o f w hat you want lig h t, m edium or dark colors, a Hootch stripe, pla id o r ch eck —and w e ’ ll m ail to you , postage paid, a 10-yard dress pattern, sh ow in g the newest styles and a q u a lity o f (¡In gh a m that we ask you to com pare w ith any purchased elsew h ere at the price. Our Spring C atalogu e is a finely Illu strated bu yin g gu id e , w hich we send free« at request. O U ) 5 6 l K N C , H o rtl in d , O r. SOMETHING NEW ( ; HERE EICH WEEK.! Watclies No one thinks of bu yin g w atch w ithou t ge ttin g prices from A. FELDENHEIMER First and M orrison streets, Portlan d , Or., be cause he keeps the largest stock, buys cheaper, and can and docs th erefo re sell cheaper. Field Glasses and H a ll Clocks o ffered at special prices. E veryb od y in A m erica that wears trousers knows that K IN G ’S A R K T H E REST. Send for rules for self-m easure m ent and get a lit tiiat no ta ilo r can surpassand very few equ al. These trousers are cu t by the h igh est-price ta ilo r art- lis ts on earth , and are m ade w ith especial view to fittin g fat and lean persons made to lit all shapes. These and W H IT E ’S H A T S are what w e prid e ourselves in lea din g w ith . If you w ant the best hat on earth under our personal gu aran tee, send us y o u rsize, w eigh t and height, and w e’ ll «end you the best h at on earth at f e m m e cheaper. KING’S PANTS.! A. B. STEINBACH & CO., Fir t and Mor Ison. Portland. Or. It's Just as Easy To grow Choice Flowers as it Is to grow common ones if you START RIGHT. KHh**r on® o f ih*» following collection* Is a gnr<1*R In liself. and your garden G not complete without them. They nr*» all l»» autll'ul anil fa'hmnnb e fl >w* em and the plants are all u n n * , healthy ami pot»* grown, and s»»nt, postage free, tor the price named. THE TIMOTHY HOPKINS COLLICIIOI Of SWEET PEIS TH E CABIN ON TH E CLAIM. L o n e ly , you say, w ith m ig h ty arch O f fcky so g r a n d ly bending? By b righ t hued clouds and g litte r in g stars A ten der m essage sending? Joyless? W h en ont o f crim son cloud T h e sunrise pours its glo ry . M orn a ft e r m orn rep ea tin g w ell A u ro ra ’s ch eerfu l story? Peareless? W h en n igh t w ith noiseless feet. F rom fields o f herbs and flowers, B w eet odors in tier m a n tle dark Bears to this co t o f ours? L ik e fa in te st sounds o f d ista n t seas Fou n d in g some ca stle hoary, W e h ear th e g re a t w o r ld ’s roa r and fr e t A n d tra ce her ch a n g efu l story. As fa r a w a y w h ite g le a m in g saiL T u rn in g a ben»I o f riv er. ▲ n oble deed w ith rndiunt Hash M akes e v e r y b ea rts trin g qu iver. Bo, th a n k fu l, w h ere the k in dly stars S p a n g le the blue w ith beauty. W o look and breath e the fe rv e n t wish T h a t a ll m ay do th e ir duty. - Boston Tran scrip t. Gloves nt Afternoon Teas. G lo ves, the c ro w n in g finish o f a w ell dressed wom an's cost nine in public, have bcon o f late ye,.m jjre a tly misused in A m eric a n society. One sees them worn at tea tables by the wom an elected to represent the hostess in pouring tea,and even at dinner tables, w here the w ear ers have been known fo sit through m any courses w ith their right hands bared, the hand o f the righ t g lo v e tucked under the w rist, and the entire le ft g lo v e kept on. From tim e im m em o ria l the habitual d inn er goers o f good society have rem oved both glo v es im m e d ia te ly a fte r ta k in g th eir places at the table, and have resumed them upon re tu rn in g to the d ra w in g room, or afte r using the fin ger bowls, and liefore aris in g fro m tho feast. A n y departure from accepted custom th a t lias o n ly eccen tricity or a desire for in novation to recomm end it should be avoided ; hence thero seems no cause for ta kin g up tho curious fashion just men tioned, probably set in a heedless m is m ent by some leader o f vogue or by an unfortunate w om an o f rank whose hand w asm ad o unpresentable by ad istigu riu g in ju ry .— Lad ies’ Uoine Journal. Jenny Lind's l-'ranknews. Jenn y L in d 's ju dgm en t o f imoks. though undirected by an yth ing like lit erary train in g, a lw ays showed independ ence and penetration. She was a do- Toted lover o f C a rly le ’s w ritin gs, and the last book she read before her death was M r. N orton s volu m e o f the corre spondence between C a rlyle and Em er son. N o doubt her adm iration for the gre a t denouncer o f shams was largely due to the intense sincerity o f her own character, w hich m ade it im possible for her to tolerate even tho.se flig h t d evia tions from strict truthfulness which are seldom taken seriously, but are looked upon as the accepted form u la o f society “ 1 am so glad to see yo n ” would hardly have been her g reetin g to a v isitor whose call was inconvenient or ill tim ed But, on the other hand, her dow nrightness o f speech had nothing in common with that o f Mrs. Candour; it carried no dis courtesy w ith it. — K. J. M c N e ill in Cen tury. Comp*i#inq ft 1 Hit ¡net Varieties. A Large Packet ot Seed* o f each fo r #/ 50, or a Packet of Seeds of Mixed Ilclut ion«lilp. T h ere is a fa m ily in the southern part the same varieties mined for only to rents. o f the county whose com plicated rela ,2 Roses $1.00 tionship lieats an yth in g upon record 12 Carnations $1.00 » » sistiss T h e fa m ily name is Kunk. A few years 12 PelarKonlums $ 1.00 ago the Kunk fa m ily consisted o f father 12 Chrysanthemums $ 1.00 and tw o g ro w n sons. In the same n eigh Flower or C C C P C 28 <’l»oloe Verletlosol tttih.r Vegetable o L L U o ijr.mr . . . or o.r MlecUti.) borhood there lived a w id o w and her tw o com ely daughters. T h e oldest one » « I t OSli: D O I . I . t It. o f th e Kunk boys m arried one o f the SHERWOOD HALL HURSERY CO. w id o w 's daughters. T h e you n g man's fath er m arried tho other daughter. The oth er one o f tho boys m arried the mother. T h e question that now both ers the fath er is w hether he is his m oth er-in -law ’s father-in-law or his daugh ter-in-law 's son-in-law, and. i f both w hich the most.— Maseoutah (Ills .l Cor C h icago Tribune. S. W. Cor. Sansome 1 City Sis., - - San Francisco, Cal, 99 fh r fk . I have been troubled with dyspep sia, but after a fair trial o f August Flower, am freed from the vexatious trouble— J. B. Young, Daughters College, Harrodsburg, Ky. I had headache otic year steady. One bottle of August Flower cured me. It was positively worth one bundled dollars tom e—J. W . Smith, P.M.andGen. Merchant, Townsend, Ont. 1 have used it myself f o r c o n s t i p a t i o n and dyspepsia and it cured me, It is the bestseller I ever handled—C. Rugli Druggist, Mcehauicsburg, Pa. « “ Is the lady of the house In?” asked a tramp o f the servant, who rang the door bell of one of the stateliest man.sinus in Austin. lady of de house don’ t come to tie J do’ “ De to t-Alk wid do likes oh you.'* ’ “ Then,” said the tramp, elevating the remnant o f a hat with a grace Chesterfield might have envied, “ tell the lady of the house a gentleman wishes to speak with her ia the parlor.” —Texas Siftings S o m e t h in g A b o u t Q u a il. W hen food is scarce in their natural haunts quail w ill boldly appear among do mestic fowls, hobnob and dine with them, the two species treating each other like the long lost cousins that they are It is t r c a i x » I’ ll SS known h- noiatnfS thought by some commentators that quail It K*» p«r*pir*-‘ iivi. o * m « o lnt< »«• neh gl «then wm ut. f u t f »rm ar»l BLIND, was the miraculous food supplied to the BLe CHIN i or FliOt HU DIN 3 rLL£J Israelites in the wild tms*. If they also tit in a ro**eK to made toast out o f t !.-• i;i.»nna, this may 01. PO-MH-KO 8 ('l i t REMEDY, hi 't u '$ dtiwdy t'-\ part« afWtnd help to account for their leisurely stay of • Ivsorha tumor*, *il*T 1tehiii*,«fT*cttiUT forty years.—Pittsburg Dispatch * pvr»nsn -Uourv». l n «.’' V I'r u «i- i ©. 1. — BoMIlko, ï*ht ladolptu*, Da. HAVE YOU GOT r. PILES N o N e e d to I n t e r f e r e . R icited iA d y —W hy don’t you interfere to *iop that dog fight? Bystander—l was just a goin’ to, mum, but you kin calm jr’ r fears now. My dog is on lop at List, mum.—Good News. T h e P le a s u r e * o f F r ie n d s h ip . ( the marquis gave you those flowers.** "Y es, and oh, Maud, he actually said that life without me meant nothing." “ Yes, dear; «very body says you ar* bio loot ih aooo — L ife EMINENT PHYSICIANS GARDING TH E DIFFER RE CAUSE. Im b.rlU c Itab l*. Never C ry—Tearful In- fluence o f Pin«. Colic, Hunger timi Thirst—Effect o f Mourning A ttire on Young (tables— Regular Habits. Although all babies are not crybabies, all baiiie« cry Crying and babies go together just as ham and eggs do, liver and bacon, hooks and eyes, «hoes and stockings, bread and butter The angelic baby whose wings de crease as his legs increase is the only ani mal that wastes his vitality in promiscuous yelling. And yet there is philosophy in the tuneless music of infancy not generally understood by the world at large. Although involuntary, a well organized baby will show as much intelligence in bis crying as his parents may in thinking Being the anchor of its mother, no one should know more about the subject than mothers, but unfortunately no medical or professional women with children could be induced to express an opinion as to why a baby cries. O f the fifteen women doctors seen only three had babies o f their own, one had an urgent case to attend and begged to be ex cused, the other was in a hurry to catch a train, aud the third remarked, with mas culine emphasis, that she had no time to bother with reporters. The follow in g opinions, most cheerfnlly | expressed by some o f the representative members o f the New York Medical society, will be read with both interest and pleas ure by every mother and lover o f a baby SUFFERING OFTEN TUP. CAUSE. , SWAM A W A Y W IT H O U T *TS HEART A M o b ile D o c t o r T e l l s a M o s t R e m a r k a b le S to r y o f a D is s e c te d S h a rk . Dr. Khett Goode, the well kuown surgeon : of this city, tells a story which Is certainly j one o f ttie most remarkable ever recorded. It is a fish story, but a true one. T he doctor, with Messrs. W. H. Barney, m tm , . . .... , h. () Aadek and \V. C. GHlibrand, was the Ill,irk manager m .n u m r guest of Captain J. W niacK, Black, or the Sullivan Tim ber company, on an ex cursion down the day. The party reached i f o r t Morgan early in the morning, and ■ spent the »lay in fishing, enjoying excellent sport. Mr. Barney brought tw o shark lines and cast them early in the day, but not until afternoon, when the party was at dinner, did he get a bite. Then the fisher men pulled in tw o moderate sized sharks, one about five feet long aud the other about seven feet long. When the fish, after considerable excitement, were pulled up on the wharf they were given their quietus with an ax. Some tim e after it was suggested that Dr. Goode open the sharks and recover whatever gold watches, finger rings, etc., their stomachs should lie found to contain. The doctor opened the seven footer, and then plied the knife on the smaller shark. The story, as he tells it, is as follows; “ I made a straight incision and opened the body o f the shark. I took out the stomach, the alim entary canal and the in testines, and, having examined the stom ach, threw those organs over into the water. Having a curiosity to see how large a heart such a fish has I cut into the diaphragm and extracted the heart. This organ, I found, was about the size of an egg, rather small, I thought, for so large a fish. The curious thing about it was that it continued to pulsate after I had taken it from the fish. It beat regularly fora minute or more, lyin g there in my hand. When it stopped beating I pricked it with the knife, and it again pulsated for a short time. It was perfectly empty o f blood. “ Meantime the pilot and others pitched the seven foot shark off the wharf, aud it sank to the bottom. W e could see it plain ly through the clear water. They then took the smaller shark, all o f whose in ternal organs I had removed, and whose heart I held in my band, and threw it into the water. You can judge o f our surprise to see that shark swisli its tail around and flap its fins from side to side, and then swim briskly away until it disappeared.” “ It went with the current?” “ Yes, but it was swimming. W e all saw it as plain as could be. The other shark sank like a shot; this one swam straight away, as naturally as any fish.” •‘ W as tho fish apparently dead when you cot it up?” “ Yes. It did not make a single move all the tim e I was cutting it. The way that dissected fish did beats anything I ever heard of or ever imagined. W e could see it for tw enty or thirty yards as it swam away. It made the pilots down there open their eyes, I assure you.” Mr. Zadeck, who was present when the doctor described this curious happening, said, when referred to, that it was “ a true b ill” —the most wonderful thing he ever saw.— Mobile Ilegister. Dr. Janeway— Baliies crying are babies speaking. It is their protest against pain, ill usage or neglect. But one mother knows more about the causes than 40,000 doctors. Dr. J. W. Dow ling—A baby does not cry aimlessly. If there is a pin in his flesh, if his stomach is full of wind, if he has iudi gestion, cold feet or a headache lie w ill cry long and loud. He will cry. too, if lie is hungry, thirsty, sleepy, angry, hot or cold. The colicky cry is loud, emphatic and im pressive; it has a businesslike, imperative, ring to it that calls for immediate and remedial attention. When the brain Is affected the cry is sharp and shrill, amounting to a shriek at times, and is indicative o f intense and un bearable pain. A cry o f this sort is pos itively agonizing to the listeners, for there is uo mistaking the pain felt by the little one. Then there is the teething cry—a pitiful, incessant, unrem itting little whine that is at times incisive and petulant, and accom panied by restlessness and ill temper. The hungry cry is a bawl, vehement, eager, ur gent and impatient. The sleepy cry is something o f a wail, but not tearful as a rule. The child is fre quently sweet tempered, though iudiffer ent, generally nervous and heavy eyed. The vicious cry, caused by restraint or clis appointment, is noisy, clamorous, lusty and rebellious; there is more volume of T h e P e r f e c t D a n c e r. voice than tears, the quality and size of The talent is inborn, not to be acquired the tone depending upon the anger nf the People are burn dancers, as they are born little one. It is a good test o f the condition of the singers and mesmerists. Train in g is nec respiratory organs, and can be maintained essary to strengthen aud make flexible the for hours by a strong, healthy child. If it j muscles o f the body, as training is neces has inherited the willful, domineering I sary to give the singer control o f her great traits o f a parent or grandparent, It may I voice. But you can no more make a dancer throw itself on tlie floor, kick, scream ami j by training than you can a prima donna. roil about for variety anil keep up the howl i The raw material must be there, some until the opponent yields or it has exhaust- | times to let itself be shaped and subdued j by cultivation, sometimes to submit to it ed its lung power Thousands o f times pins are the cause of I Impatieutly, and, the heat o f the music infantile outbursts No baby will cry if it calling, to cast away the restrictions of is well and happy Crying Is a demonstra training and plunge into the exaltation of tion of suffering, discomfort, ut^glect or the dance with the spontaneity of oue who was created a dancer by nature. hereditary viciousness. About the talent of the real dancer there HUNGER, THIRST A M » FEAR. Dr. Sumner A. Mason—A baby does most Is something o f mystery. A pulse beats in her feet that gives her a mystic grace of iiis crying because lie is hungry. The | awarded to no other. In the rise and fall cry of thirst, while not frequent, is invari | o f the music she finds woven paces that no ably taken for grief, auger or sleepiness, and the mother spends hours patting and I other eye can see. W ith a weird intuition, j incomprehensible to herself, she is able to rocking the youngster, when a tablespoon j Interpret into movement the secret spirit ful of cold water would make him perfect ly happy. Aside from ttie cry caused by o f the melody, to give form and color to ( the composer’s fantasies, richer aud more hunger, thirst and teething, there are ui j beautiful than any ho had ever dreamed of. most as many other cries as there are iu The g ift has come to her from what un fautile disorders. For instance, there I* the expiratory I lkn,own UDlmaginerl oan in pneumonia, .m l the husky cry o f Bcreduy U u n d m l* have moan - - J come and gone, each adding ins quota to that follows the coughing, there is the this talent which breaks into actual life iu broken cry in croup, bronchitis and pleur her. For a fleeting moment on the stage isy; the continuous cry o f earache, the she seems to live in a world separate and shrill cry, accompanied by a drawing up apart, and to be inspired in her wild move of the legs, in stomach ache, the scream ment by the same spirit that inspired Sa ing, and w rigglin g of the hips in intestinal lome when she danced off John the Bap pain, irritability o f the bladder, the whin tist’s head.—San Francisco Argonaut. ing cry of meningitis, when the baby fan cies a bright light, and t here is the silent A P e t r if ie d S a lm o n . cry when tlie muscles of the face coutract, Henry Benson, o f Hayden H ill, Lassen but some mechanical obstruction of the air passages occurs, and there is not enough I county, Cal., has in bis possession a speci j men o f petrified salmon. The former strength to produce sound. Dr J Ikewis Sm ith—The instant n child ! fleshy parts resemble crystallized and varie is born it cries. This is a providential ex ! gated quartz, retaining iu part the yellow pansion o f the lungs and not, as many sup ish color of the salmon, and what was pose, an indication of suffering or pain. If form erly the skin o f the fish is now a sort the bain* does not cry, we slap it aud chafe o f porcelain as hard as pure white flint. it until the cry that is to open the organs | The texture o f the entire specimen is that o f respiration is heard W ell developed, of hardest quartz. It was found on a hill well formed and healthy babies cry lustily side at about 1,500 feet altitude from the at birth, while the weak child has a feeble flo o r o f “ B ig Valley,” and was evidently little cry For the first few months, vary I petrified at the point where found. This ing with the bodily condition o f the babe, would indicate that the salmon formerly the cry is tearless, and it is not till the sec inhabited the ancient rivers, the tads of oud year tiiat the lachrymal or tear ducts which now form parts of the strata o f the are fully developed. A fte r that there is a Sierra Nevada mountains, and in which an copious shedding, and a very slight cause ! cient channels lie the rich deposits of Cali for ilia’s gold. w ill lead to crying. Children are not born without fear, and | These ancient river tads, ns is well at sight o f a st range person, object or an know n, art* found at various heights above animal a baby o f average intelligence will the sea level, and in some places but a few cry A black dog, black cat or a horse w ill j hundred feet below the crests o f the high produce more disturbance in the mind of eat ranges, and perhaps hundreds o f feet a baby than » w h it e kitten, canary bird or j below tlie present formation o f the surface a white rabbit. Children are visibly at o f the earth, and running entirely lode tract ed by any brigiit object, they never ! pendent of any present formation. T o de tire of looking at a bright light, flowers ♦ermine with certainty tiiat this salmon in please them, and they are drawn to people j habited these ancient rivers would be an gayly or brightly dressed. A child ref us ! Interesting fact, os it would fix at a much ing to go to a relative in dark clothes later date than is now generally supposed would not hesitate if the suit were chauged the geological period when, by m ighty up to a light color, with a white, red or blue heavnis, these old river courses were changed and obliterated from the face of necktie.—New York World the earth, and gigantic mountains formed A G r a m m a t ic a l l*ro p «»*n l. ia their stead.—6L Louis Republic. Both were young and handsome. Boil j A l ’uriawui W riter. had only recently graduated—one from n ! female, and the other from a male lust itn | T h e woman’s movement is making grea t Strides in modern Franco, notwithstanding tion of learning. Both hud been silent ad tit At a great deal of ridicule is cast upon mi rent for over a year. Both were inex perienced in the art o f love making, which, i it. Mme. L’ heliga Loevy, although not a although practiced by college student*, in Frenchwoman by birth, started the pres ent movement, and she works unceasingly not taught in colleges. He wanted to pro pose; she wanted him to do so. He did not : to am eliorate the lot of her poor sisters know how to do it; she did not know how under the existing laws and regulations. to teach him, but the conversation hap i She is the president of the International petted upon grammar—nouns and verbs, Union of Women, which has its headquar etc. He saw his opportunity. This is bow ters in Paris. She- lives with her husband, he Improved it, ami how she snapped at It who is an artist, iu a fiat in the old quarter He—Can you decline “ love?” o f Paris. She— I cannot. The only daughter of a wealthy Polish He—Can yon conjugate---- Bohlctnan, she learned when a child to She—Certainly. [ love you — speak and write French fluently. A t the He—Stop! Can you form a conjunction* a.«* « f a 1 her She—Jnst ask pa. He is not much o f n $r«t n o n L About ten ye .rs avfo set- grammarian, but I'll go and teach him hi* tied in I V and w hile there met and lesson. married her bu«bsnd, who share* all her Pa was an apt pupil, and in half an hour ideas, moral, political and «»vial. It whs all the .apparently insurmountable o list a not until after the con-.: i in that cles had been overcome. New York Her Mme. Cheliga-I oevy made up her mind to aid. found the Union t’ niverselle de* Femmes, which won the approval of Simon and R a ve«l a f o o l T h o u s a n d . Renan. In connection w ith this associa W ife (proudly)—I saved you ll.OOOtoday tion she started The Bulletin tics Femmes, H us band—Saved $1,000* W e haven't a tiny magazine devoted to all t.i.it con that much to save. W e haven’t $100 we cerns women’ s w ork. can call our own. Hang me if we have She acts as correspondent of a number of over $10, come to think. foreign periodicals and has at times lec W ife —But you have always said that if tured. She claims absolute equality with yon ever hail money enough you would men, neither more nor less, and is by con build a house. ▼iction a socialist Her mode of life makes Husband—O f course. It almost impossible for her to go much “ W ell, for $5 I taught a book showing Into societj. but she is to be met occasion bow to build a $10,000 house for $0,000 — a lly in literary and political circle#.—Chi- New York Weekly. Reason for Thinking So, “ H ow much commission do you people get from the collar and cuff factories*” asked an Indignant patron of a laundry the other day. “ W hat do you mean?' asked the proprietor in a concilitary tone “ Mean just what I say,” was the response. | “ O f course, people in your business are not helping the collar and cuff factories for nothing, and w ithout the destructive power , ot your acids and your m ingle* they would , not have one-tenth ton*!. ,.e ir.wU ri.m. of the trade they now enjoy. Come, now, tell rue what your com mission is for destroying collars and cuffs and I w ill pay you my proportion of it if you w ill let up on my linen.” The laun- dryman forced a smile ami endeavored to treat the question as a joke. “ I am not jo k in g,” persisted the customer; “ you have smashed fifty collars an»l nearly as many pairs o f cuffs of mine ail to pieces in three months, and that is uo joke. I buy the best o f linen goods and you invariably ruin each article at the second wash. “ Now, o f course there must be a motive in that. 1 believe that you chaps are in league with the manufacturers of collars aud cuffs, and I propose to organize a laun dry syndicate and start a lot o f fair aud square laundries, unless you let me into your scheme.” The laundry man then be came serious, aud earnestly protested that he was not in collusion with any collar aud cuff factories. The frayed and broken con dition o f his patron’s linen he attributed entirely to ‘an occasional accident.” N ew York Times. P K E V B N T IX O Use Enameiiue Stove Polish ; no dust, no smell. P l u n d e r ' s O r e g o n B l o o d P u r i f i e r is the best rem edy fo r clean sin g yo u r system. DR. GUNN'S JU S T A L IT T L E ONION SYRUP pain neglected, may become , , R H E U M A TIS M , N E U R A L G IA , S C IA T IC A , LUM BAGO. , Just a little l FOR AND CROUP. may make a cripple. Just a little G R A N D M O T H E R ’S ADVICE. In raising » fam ily o f E *"* children, m y only rem for Coughs, Coldi Cold$ r.“ n~d edy far d Croup was waa onion syrup. Ik is just . ist os effect!vo t->-d ;y as it w is forty years yrars ago. B R U ISE Now my grandchildrcu tvke Pr. Gunn's Onion Syrup which la nlready prepared and more rlensavt to tho taste. Sold everywhere. Lara a bottles 60 cents. TaAo no oubstitutofor it. T h e r-s nothing oa cood. may make serious inflammation. Just a little BURN WORRIED? Are you an.tions aud n* rvous? re you troubled because your per iods are irregular I f you have not i eglected attending to them over 3 months, you can speedily be relieved w thout the lea“ t danger or inconvenience. I w ill f- rwur l you a remedy guaranteed o restore the most aggravated case, by e press. C. O. D., for $3 00 . i n not delay, as there Is alw ays danger i f neglected t io long Ad- dre^s all commu icatlons and rem ttances to i » r . J. V . L a M o tt k . P. O B ox 2223, San Francisco, Cal. may make an ugly scar. Just a little COST will get a bottle of S T . J A C O B S O IL, A PROMPT and PERMANENT CURE. Y e a rs o f C o m fo rt o f P ain fo r Years a g a in st J U S T A L I T T LE. PRINTERS^- A copy o f the ” Official Portfolio of the World’s Columbian Exposition, descriptive of Buildings and grounds, beautifully . ill us- trated, in water color effect* v - _______ ____ ____ cts. w ill __________ be sent to any address upon receipt or 10c. in postage stamps by T h e C h a r l e s -A N D - V o u k l b ä C o - B altim ore , Mo. PU BLISH ERS C U R E ^ T H A T G —WILL FIND A FULL LINE OF— TYPE, o u g h W I T H 25ctS., S h il o h s 50cts.,and $1.00 per Bottled One cent a dose. Presses, c u r e Printing Material and Machinery T h is G r e a t C o u gh C u r e promptly cures where all others fail. Coughs, Croup Sore Throat, Hoarseness, WhoopinE Cough and Asthma. For Conaumpticn it naa no rival: has cured thouaands, and w ill c u r b Y(»U if taken in time. Sold by Druggists on a guar antee. For a Lame Hack or Ctast, use S H IL O H ’8 BELLA D O N N A PLASTERJ&c. For sale at lowest prices and most advantageous terms at Palmer&ReyType Foundry, IV V C A T A R R H “ K in g w rites m e that he is d o in g som e very b rillia n t w ork n ow .” “ Y e s; he is w r itin g ads. fo r a new stove polish .” Cor. Front and Alder Streets, ^ r e m e d y . sagas ¿ I a vo you ni Catari Catarrh ? This remedy is guaran teed to cure you. Price, 50 cts. Injector free. P O R TLA N D , OR. C U R IO . Th e stars w h ich one sees upon bein g knocked dow n furnish the fierce lig h t tiia t beats about tho throw n . PrUJslDER’S . r0REçoN B lood P u r i f i e r 1 B LOOD POISON -C U R E S - KIDNEY LIVER DISEASES. DYSPEPSIA. JkPIM PLES. BLOTCHES AND SKIM DISEASE 9 LT r * s H E A D A C H E > COSTIVENESS A S P E C IA L T Y . Syphdls permanently cured In 15 t o 35 Cays. You can bo treated at homo fo r tho sarno price and tho same g u a r a n t e e « ; with tlioso who preft r to come bj-re w e w ill contract to cure them or r; fund money and pay expense o f coming, railroad fa ro and hotel bills, i f w e fa il to cure. I f you havo taken m e r c u r y , Io d id e p o t a ih , and still h avo echos and p ’ ins, M iir o u a P n t c h c s in mouth, l o r o T h r o a t , Y’ lm p le *,C ’onf»cr-C,o lo r e d L -p o t*,U lc e r *o n any part o f tho body, J 3 ;:!r o r L y c b r o n s f n flin g o u t. It Is this & y n h ::it !c C L O L D P O I S O N that wo pun r a n tc <5 to cure. W e solicit the most o b * t !n a t e c a s e * end c h a lle n g e t h e w o r l d l o r a c a s e w e c a n n o t « u r e . This (lise.aso has always b u flle d t h e *h.S!l o f th e m e n t e m in e n t p h yn l- c ln n * . t . ^ 0 0 , 0 0 0 capital behind o a r uncondi tional guarantee. A t »* o ln t e p r o o fs s e n t s c a le d o n application Address COO 14. K C M f i b ' f C O ., 1 3 Z 5 t o 1 3 3 1 l u a s o n lc T c m p lc , C h ic a g o , IU * bl OOO Throat diseases commence with a cough_ cold or sore throat. “ Brown's Bronchial Troches” give immediate relief. Sold only in hoses. Price, 25 cents. P la y w r ig h t—W h a t d o you th in k o f m y p la y? T r u tn te lle r— I beg pardon, but it is n ot’ ca lcu la ted to p ro vo k e thou gh t. Write for prices and terms before buying else where. TAKE We positively cure rupture, piles and all rec tal diseases without pain or detention from husl ness, No cure, no pay. Also all Private dis ,as<?8. Address for pamphlet Drs. Porterfield A Losey, 838 Market street, San Francisco. The Rugged Ctiiid is largely an ‘o u t d o o r ” Our readers will serve themselves by noticing the remarkable offerings advertised in another column by the Sherwood Hall Nursery Co. o f Menlo Park and San Fran cisco, who are leaders on the coast in f ur- nisbmg everything for the farm and garden. M ark this: Y o u don ’ t h a v e to be d isa g reea b le to be good. ■ I W A K I O K O IN T M E N T S K O R C A T A R R H T H A T C O N T A IN M E R C U R Y , As m ercury w ill surely destroy the sense o f sm ell ami co m p letely derange the w h o le system when en terin g i i through the mucous surfaces, such a rticles should n eve, be used ex cep t on prescriptions fn m repu iab e physicians, hs the lain age they w ill d o is ten fold 10 the go o 1 you •»in postib v d e r iv e from them. H a ll’s Catarrh Cure, m an u factured by F J. Cheney A Co., T o ledo, o ., contain s no m ercu ry, and is taken in ternal y, a tin g d ire c tly upon he blood and mu cous sm fa»1-s < f t e system . In bu yin g H a ll s Catarrh O r e be sure you get the genuiue. It Is taken in terim ly and m ade in To led o , O., by F. J. Cheney ifc C o. Testim onials free. U 0 T Sold by dru ggists; price, 75 cents per bottle. product. r c s h ai r and exercise usually pro duce sound appetite and sound sleep. Sickly chil dren obtain great benefit from H o o d ’s ^ C u r e s FRAZER AXLE GREASE Best in th«’ World! Get tho Genuine! Sold Everywhere! P K A N K W O O L S K Y , A g e n t. P o r t la n d . O r. Scott's Emulsion dont bea of cod-livcr oil with Ilypo- phosphites, a fat-food rapid of assimilation and almost as palatable as milk. ,__ _ J BICYCLE )«"t> i l i * M o r p h i n . H a b i t C o m i In 10 HER CULES Quick Relief and Perfect Cure GAS ENGINE. Æ R u n W i t * G as e r G e s e lln e . Tour Wife can run it. Requires no liceuaed engineer. Makes no smell or dirt. No Batteries or Electric Spark. P A L .T IE R 4c R E V , S a n F rancisco , C a l . P o r t l a n d O r . ss* BICYCLES OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. M abqv » . B uildiwo - P o r t l a n d O r e b o m YOUN C M ENI T h e S p ecific A No. I. Sciatic Rheumatism V O '* (ATAUJOve — Tcu-J YOV AU. ABOUT V O R TH P A C iF IC f Y C L E f.O. O P IU M wf. i t T ph m H/f i n i / J flA K Ii BY NOT mONM THE RIGHT *'rpp r. <i ' Se A j COUGHS. COLDS SPRAIN D Y S P E P S IA . P IL K 8 Î T by U erm e a fo r breakfast. Senator James F. Pierce o f New Y o rk says: “ For the past two years I have suffered very much from an aggravated form o f nervous dyspepsia. I have resorted to va rious remedial agents, deriving but little benefit. A few months since a friend o f mine suggested the trial o f A l l c o c k ’ s P o r o u s P l a s t e r . Follow in g the sugges tion. I have been using the same with the happiest effects. T o those sim ilarly af flicted let me suggest the manner o f their use. I place one over m y stomach, one over tlie hepatic region and one on m y back. The effect is excellent. From the day I commenced their use have been slow ly but surely im proving, and am quite confident that by continuing I shall agaf“ be restored to ni*y accustomed health.” AND f H e —N o, the boss doesn ’t pay me m ore than I ’ m w orth. She— H o w in the w orld do you m anage to liv e on it? Progressing. “ This is a magnificent place, sir. Why, ten «years ago I came here with nothing but the clothes on my back.” “ An d now?” “ I ’ve go t another shirt.” —Harper’s Ba- tar. KU PTU Kl T S GLASS. That’s the way Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets come. And it’s a more important point than you think. It keeps them always freah and reli able, unlike the ordinary pills in cheap wooden or pasteboard boxes. They’re put up in a better way, and they act in a tatter way, than the huge, old fash ioned pills. No griping, no violence, no reaction after ward that sometimes leaves ou worse off than before. n that way, they cure per manently. Sick Headache, Bilious Headache, Constipa tion, Indigestion, Bilious A t tacks, and all derangements of the liver, stomach, and bowels are prevented, relieved, and cured. They’re tiny, sugar-coated granules, a compound of refinea and concentrat..»d vege table extracts—the smallest in size, the easi est to take, and the cheapest pill you can buy, for they're guaranteed to give satisfac tion, or your money is returned. You pay only for the oood you get. There’s nothing likely to tw “ just as good." one to consum ption or to ►ciofuia, aligh t causes may d v elo p this. A s soou as tne a go n izin g co m p la in t u anifesta Itself, recourse should be had to H ostetter siiiom a h Bitters, w h ic n c h eks its further iu roads an banishes th r eu m atic p is ii from tne system. T h is statement tallies ex a c tly w ith th e ’ testim on y o f physicians who h ave em ployed this flue blood d* pureut lu their private practice. Th ere is also the am plest pro fessions J and general t- stim on y as to the efficacy o f the B itiers for m alaria, liv e r com p la in t, con stipation. in d igestio n , k idn ey trou ble, nervou s ness aud l< ss o f a ppetite and flesh. A fte r a w et ting. w hether fo llo w ed by a cold o r not, the B it ters is m e f ul as a p reven tive o f the in itia l ttack o rheumatism . Peruvian W ool Fabrics. Peruvian woolen fabrics were of three kinds—a coarse woolen cloth, which they called avasca, which formed the raiment o f the common people; a finer variety, called compi, worn by the captains and officials, and still another, also called compi, but of much finer quality, reserved for the use o f persons of royal blood. Specimens of this cloth, still preserved, reveal a fineness of texture and an exquisite finish which modern ingenuity rarely equals. Both sides o f these cloths were woven alike. The delicacy o f the texture gave it the luster of silk, while the brilliancy o f the dyes em ployed excited the envy and admiration of the European artisan. The Peruvians made also shawls, robes, carpets, coverlets and hangings in great varieties of patterns. They knew how to produce an article o f great strength and durability by m ixing the hair o f animals w ith tlie fleece o f their llamas.—S. N. D. North in P o pular Science M onthly. NERVOU S F U T U R E M IS E R Y . If there is, in thi* vsi« of tears, a more prolific source of misery than the rheumatic twinge, we have yet to hear of it. People are bom with a tendency to rheumatism, Juat as th- y are with On res, without full, ab cases o f D o n o n * - hoc:» und G leet, nc matter of how long standing. Prevents stricture, It being a« in terna! remedy. Cures when everything else hgs failed. Hold by aJl Druggists. Manufacturers: The A Schoen bei. Medicine P ric e . 40.00. Co., San Jose CaL Rig CM* theackaow l« leading rem edy for a unnatural discharge) prl va te diseases o f mi certain cure /or the d tatln g « « a k O M i par to women. I rrescr.beIt nnd ?sa In recom mending nil sufferers. BEATS STEAM POWEf V D .OioAT#«, U. ■WHERE D IR T G A TH E R S , W A S T E R U LE S .” GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF r ' m SAPOLIO V r Jir. a B. Patrick Stockton, CsL R H E U M A T I S M C U R E D B Y T H E USE O F “ I was to badly afflicted with sciatic rheums* u*m that I coni l scarcely more. I used a great many rom» s w hieh did me no good. A friend pre< a red me a tatt’e of Hood’s Sarsaparilla, win-It 1 begin to t ike. The relief wrs quick And two bottles e ared me completely. I author, tz* the use of my name *r\d portrait tn recom mending Hood’s Sarsaparilla, for I think it a Very valuable medicins. I recommend It to all who may be afflicted with rheumatism or old M o o r e ’s R e v e a le d R e m e d y . i OTVtBT ft D d R.-AV Tftnila w IA so ld by f Aftn a«... .. I.L vorn ____ - m u . n . v. D R rO O TS T . LO O K O U T FOR T R A V E L IN G F A K IR S ' ----« L L IX O *'CHEESE-FRAME" Hood’s sa Cures fSTer sores, as I know of a lady tn Oakland who bas been cured of ulcers by this wonderful med icine." C. B. F a t r i c k . No. 363 California St., Stockton, California. Get HOOD'S. Hood’* F ill* »Ct « « i l y . y f« prompt!} and Sfl. utlv. on the liver and bow els. 2oO. > P. N. U. No. V-9—K F. Ji. D. So. 86« A n d r r p r r w u t n * them to he Jnst u pood *9 1 Victor*.” “ R a m b lers," “ Cleveland*,” " R a l e l R h * , ’ “ R u d i e s . " “ Sylpha," Western W heel Works. Etc. Send for At»lo*nes, d ob and »pent»’ dtwounte. FRED T. MERRILL, 9 9 « W a s h in g to n Street, Portland, Or. — CELE.