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W H Y Y O D K B A B Y CRIES.
T H E
S A N
F R A N C IS C O
B O A R D of H E A L T H .
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We, the members of the Board of Health of the
City and County of San Francisco,
Cordially approve and recommend the
Royal Baking Powder. It is absolutely
pure and healthful, composed of the best
ingredients, of the highest strength and
character.
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In our judgment it is impossible
make a purer or stronger Baking Powder
than the Royal.
Jos. R. D avidson , M. D.
H onry M. F iske , M. D.
C has . McQunsTnN, M. D.
T. J. L f . tournex , M. D.
Members San Francisco cBoard o f Health.
U I h M other’* fiithllng.
A man who did not keep in mind that In
boy Food lie ate bis food with uiietter sauce
than any cook ever invented was in the
habit—a habit said to be common—of mak
in g bis wife uncomfortable by a too fre
quent reference to his mother’s wonderful
culinary skill.
Once, however, be was put to silence for
a few days at least.
“ John,” saitl bis wife, “ I wish you would
tell me just bow your mother made ber
plum pudding. Then perhaps 1 could suit
you.”
“ W hy, she took some raisins and stirred
’em up with pudding and baked it. T h a t’s
all.”
“ But, John, real plum pudding is
boiled.”
“ Ob, o f course. Mother always boiled it
after she baked it.” —Boston Transcript.
Sarcasm.
Lucy (the artistic)—Music is rather a
■elfish pursuit. It ’s so tiresome to have to
listen to some oue else’s playing Now art
is different----
Maud (the cyn ical)— Entirely!
It’s bo
perfectly delightful to have to look at some
one else’s drawings. — M u n s e y ’s W eekly
W A T E R C A N ’T
rise above its
Houree. A man
can 't «e ll at the
price he pay«
a n d
in a k e
m o n ey , Th e
m erchant in a
h in a 11 H tore
1 buys from some
la rge city store
lik e ours, tliA t buys from the m anu facturers.
H e ca n ’t sell to you at o u r prices, n eith er can
he o ffer you such an assortm ent as ours, (lin g-
ham is som eth in g e v e ry b o d y uses. Make a trial
o f sen din g to a la rg e store to us for U. Send
♦ 1.25, w ith a d escription o f w hat you want
lig h t, m edium or dark colors, a Hootch stripe,
pla id o r ch eck —and w e ’ ll m ail to you , postage
paid, a 10-yard dress pattern, sh ow in g the newest
styles and a q u a lity o f (¡In gh a m that we ask
you to com pare w ith any purchased elsew h ere
at the price. Our Spring C atalogu e is a finely
Illu strated bu yin g gu id e , w hich we send free« at
request. O U ) 5 6 l K N C , H o rtl in d , O r.
SOMETHING NEW ( ;
HERE EICH WEEK.!
Watclies
No one thinks
of
bu yin g
w atch w ithou t
ge ttin g prices
from
A. FELDENHEIMER
First and M orrison streets, Portlan d , Or., be
cause he keeps the largest stock, buys cheaper,
and can and docs th erefo re sell cheaper. Field
Glasses and H a ll Clocks o ffered at special prices.
E veryb od y in A m erica
that
wears
trousers
knows that K IN G ’S A R K
T H E REST.
Send for
rules for self-m easure
m ent and get a lit tiiat
no ta ilo r can surpassand
very few equ al. These
trousers are cu t by the
h igh est-price ta ilo r art-
lis ts on earth , and are
m ade w ith especial view
to fittin g fat and lean persons made to lit all
shapes. These and W H IT E ’S H A T S are what
w e prid e ourselves in lea din g w ith . If you
w ant the best hat on earth under our personal
gu aran tee, send us y o u rsize, w eigh t and height,
and w e’ ll «end you the best h at on earth at f e
m m e cheaper.
KING’S
PANTS.!
A. B. STEINBACH
&
CO.,
Fir t and Mor Ison. Portland. Or.
It's Just as Easy
To grow Choice Flowers as it Is to grow
common ones if you START RIGHT.
KHh**r on® o f ih*» following collection* Is a gnr<1*R
In liself. and your garden G not complete without
them. They nr*» all l»» autll'ul anil fa'hmnnb e fl >w*
em and the plants are all u n n * , healthy ami pot»*
grown, and s»»nt, postage free, tor the price named.
THE TIMOTHY HOPKINS COLLICIIOI Of SWEET PEIS
TH E
CABIN
ON
TH E
CLAIM.
L o n e ly , you say, w ith m ig h ty arch
O f fcky so g r a n d ly bending?
By b righ t hued clouds and g litte r in g stars
A ten der m essage sending?
Joyless? W h en ont o f crim son cloud
T h e sunrise pours its glo ry .
M orn a ft e r m orn rep ea tin g w ell
A u ro ra ’s ch eerfu l story?
Peareless? W h en n igh t w ith noiseless feet.
F rom fields o f herbs and flowers,
B w eet odors in tier m a n tle dark
Bears to this co t o f ours?
L ik e fa in te st sounds o f d ista n t seas
Fou n d in g some ca stle hoary,
W e h ear th e g re a t w o r ld ’s roa r and fr e t
A n d tra ce her ch a n g efu l story.
As fa r a w a y w h ite g le a m in g saiL
T u rn in g a ben»I o f riv er.
▲ n oble deed w ith rndiunt Hash
M akes e v e r y b ea rts trin g qu iver.
Bo, th a n k fu l, w h ere the k in dly stars
S p a n g le the blue w ith beauty.
W o look and breath e the fe rv e n t wish
T h a t a ll m ay do th e ir duty.
- Boston Tran scrip t.
Gloves nt Afternoon Teas.
G lo ves, the c ro w n in g finish o f a w ell
dressed wom an's cost nine in public, have
bcon o f late ye,.m jjre a tly misused in
A m eric a n society. One sees them worn
at tea tables by the wom an elected to
represent the hostess in pouring tea,and
even at dinner tables, w here the w ear
ers have been known fo sit through
m any courses w ith their right hands
bared, the hand o f the righ t g lo v e
tucked under the w rist, and the entire
le ft g lo v e kept on. From tim e im m em o
ria l the habitual d inn er goers o f good
society have rem oved both glo v es im m e
d ia te ly a fte r ta k in g th eir places at the
table, and have resumed them upon re
tu rn in g to the d ra w in g room, or afte r
using the fin ger bowls, and liefore aris
in g fro m tho feast.
A n y departure from accepted custom
th a t lias o n ly eccen tricity or a desire for
in novation to recomm end it should be
avoided ; hence thero seems no cause for
ta kin g up tho curious fashion just men
tioned, probably set in a heedless m is
m ent by some leader o f vogue or by an
unfortunate w om an o f rank whose hand
w asm ad o unpresentable by ad istigu riu g
in ju ry .— Lad ies’ Uoine Journal.
Jenny Lind's l-'ranknews.
Jenn y L in d 's ju dgm en t o f imoks.
though undirected by an yth ing like lit
erary train in g, a lw ays showed independ
ence and penetration. She was a do-
Toted lover o f C a rly le ’s w ritin gs, and
the last book she read before her death
was M r. N orton s volu m e o f the corre
spondence between C a rlyle and Em er
son. N o doubt her adm iration for the
gre a t denouncer o f shams was largely
due to the intense sincerity o f her own
character, w hich m ade it im possible for
her to tolerate even tho.se flig h t d evia
tions from strict truthfulness which are
seldom taken seriously, but are looked
upon as the accepted form u la o f society
“ 1 am so glad to see yo n ” would hardly
have been her g reetin g to a v isitor whose
call was inconvenient or ill tim ed
But,
on the other hand, her dow nrightness o f
speech had nothing in common with
that o f Mrs. Candour; it carried no dis
courtesy w ith it. — K. J. M c N e ill in Cen
tury.
Comp*i#inq ft 1 Hit ¡net Varieties. A Large Packet
ot Seed* o f each fo r #/ 50, or a Packet of Seeds of
Mixed Ilclut ion«lilp.
T h ere is a fa m ily in the southern part
the same varieties mined for only to rents.
o f the county whose com plicated rela
,2 Roses $1.00
tionship lieats an yth in g upon record
12 Carnations $1.00
» » sistiss
T h e fa m ily name is Kunk. A few years
12 PelarKonlums $ 1.00
ago the Kunk fa m ily consisted o f father
12 Chrysanthemums $ 1.00
and tw o g ro w n sons. In the same n eigh
Flower or C C C P C 28 <’l»oloe Verletlosol tttih.r
Vegetable o L L U o ijr.mr . . . or o.r MlecUti.) borhood there lived a w id o w and her
tw o com ely daughters. T h e oldest one
» « I t OSli: D O I . I . t It.
o f th e Kunk boys m arried one o f the
SHERWOOD HALL HURSERY CO.
w id o w 's daughters. T h e you n g man's
fath er m arried tho other daughter. The
oth er one o f tho boys m arried the
mother. T h e question that now both
ers the fath er is w hether he is his m oth
er-in -law ’s father-in-law or his daugh
ter-in-law 's son-in-law, and. i f both
w hich the most.— Maseoutah (Ills .l Cor
C h icago Tribune.
S. W. Cor. Sansome 1 City Sis., - - San Francisco, Cal,
99
fh r fk .
I have been troubled with dyspep
sia, but after a fair trial o f August
Flower, am freed from the vexatious
trouble— J. B. Young, Daughters
College, Harrodsburg, Ky. I had
headache otic year steady. One bottle
of August Flower cured me. It was
positively worth one bundled dollars
tom e—J. W . Smith, P.M.andGen.
Merchant, Townsend, Ont. 1 have
used it myself f o r c o n s t i p a t i o n and
dyspepsia and it cured me, It is the
bestseller I ever handled—C. Rugli
Druggist, Mcehauicsburg, Pa.
«
“ Is the lady of the house In?” asked a
tramp o f the servant, who rang the door
bell of one of the stateliest man.sinus in
Austin.
lady of de house don’ t come to tie
J do’ “ De
to t-Alk wid do likes oh you.'*
’ “ Then,” said the tramp, elevating the
remnant o f a hat with a grace Chesterfield
might have envied, “ tell the lady of the
house a gentleman wishes to speak with
her ia the parlor.” —Texas Siftings
S o m e t h in g A b o u t Q u a il.
W hen food is scarce in their natural
haunts quail w ill boldly appear among do
mestic fowls, hobnob and dine with them,
the two species treating each other like the
long lost cousins that they are
It is
t r c a i x » I’ ll SS known h- noiatnfS thought by some commentators that quail
It K*» p«r*pir*-‘ iivi. o * m « o lnt< »«• neh gl
«then wm ut. f u t f »rm ar»l BLIND, was the miraculous food supplied to the
BLe CHIN i or FliOt HU DIN 3 rLL£J Israelites in the wild tms*.
If they also
tit in a ro**eK to
made toast out o f t !.-• i;i.»nna, this may
01. PO-MH-KO 8 ('l i t REMEDY,
hi 't u '$ dtiwdy t'-\ part« afWtnd help to account for their leisurely stay of
• Ivsorha tumor*, *il*T 1tehiii*,«fT*cttiUT forty years.—Pittsburg Dispatch
* pvr»nsn -Uourv». l n «.’' V I'r u «i- i
©.
1. — BoMIlko, ï*ht ladolptu*, Da.
HAVE
YOU
GOT r.
PILES
N o N e e d to I n t e r f e r e .
R icited iA d y —W hy don’t you interfere
to *iop that dog fight?
Bystander—l was just a goin’ to, mum,
but you kin calm jr’ r fears now. My dog
is on lop at List, mum.—Good News.
T h e P le a s u r e * o f F r ie n d s h ip .
(
the marquis gave you those flowers.**
"Y es, and oh, Maud, he actually said
that life without me meant nothing."
“ Yes, dear; «very body says you ar* bio
loot ih aooo — L ife
EMINENT
PHYSICIANS
GARDING
TH E
DIFFER
RE
CAUSE.
Im b.rlU c Itab l*. Never C ry—Tearful In-
fluence o f Pin«. Colic, Hunger timi
Thirst—Effect o f Mourning A ttire on
Young (tables— Regular Habits.
Although all babies are not crybabies,
all baiiie« cry
Crying and babies go together just as
ham and eggs do, liver and bacon, hooks
and eyes, «hoes and stockings, bread and
butter The angelic baby whose wings de
crease as his legs increase is the only ani
mal that wastes his vitality in promiscuous
yelling. And yet there is philosophy in the
tuneless music of infancy not generally
understood by the world at large. Although
involuntary, a well organized baby will
show as much intelligence in bis crying as
his parents may in thinking
Being the anchor of its mother, no one
should know more about the subject than
mothers, but unfortunately no medical or
professional women with children could be
induced to express an opinion as to why a
baby cries.
O f the fifteen women doctors seen only
three had babies o f their own, one had an
urgent case to attend and begged to be ex
cused, the other was in a hurry to catch a
train, aud the third remarked, with mas
culine emphasis, that she had no time to
bother with reporters.
The follow in g opinions, most cheerfnlly
| expressed by some o f the representative
members o f the New York Medical society,
will be read with both interest and pleas
ure by every mother and lover o f a baby
SUFFERING OFTEN TUP. CAUSE.
, SWAM A W A Y W IT H O U T
*TS
HEART
A M o b ile D o c t o r T e l l s a M o s t R e m a r k
a b le S to r y o f a D is s e c te d S h a rk .
Dr. Khett Goode, the well kuown surgeon
: of this city, tells a story which Is certainly
j one o f ttie most remarkable ever recorded.
It is a fish story, but a true one.
T he doctor, with Messrs. W. H. Barney,
m
tm , .
.
....
,
h. () Aadek and \V. C. GHlibrand, was the
Ill,irk manager
m .n u m r
guest of Captain J. W niacK,
Black,
or
the Sullivan Tim ber company, on an ex
cursion down the day. The party reached
i f o r t Morgan early in the morning, and
■ spent the »lay in fishing, enjoying excellent
sport.
Mr. Barney brought tw o shark
lines and cast them early in the day, but
not until afternoon, when the party was at
dinner, did he get a bite. Then the fisher
men pulled in tw o moderate sized sharks,
one about five feet long aud the other
about seven feet long. When the fish, after
considerable excitement, were pulled up on
the wharf they were given their quietus
with an ax.
Some tim e after it was suggested that
Dr. Goode open the sharks and recover
whatever gold watches, finger rings, etc.,
their stomachs should lie found to contain.
The doctor opened the seven footer, and
then plied the knife on the smaller shark.
The story, as he tells it, is as follows;
“ I made a straight incision and opened
the body o f the shark. I took out the
stomach, the alim entary canal and the in
testines, and, having examined the stom
ach, threw those organs over into the
water.
Having a curiosity to see how
large a heart such a fish has I cut into the
diaphragm and extracted the heart. This
organ, I found, was about the size of an
egg, rather small, I thought, for so large a
fish. The curious thing about it was that
it continued to pulsate after I had taken
it from the fish. It beat regularly fora
minute or more, lyin g there in my hand.
When it stopped beating I pricked it with
the knife, and it again pulsated for a short
time. It was perfectly empty o f blood.
“ Meantime the pilot and others pitched
the seven foot shark off the wharf, aud it
sank to the bottom. W e could see it plain
ly through the clear water. They then
took the smaller shark, all o f whose in
ternal organs I had removed, and whose
heart I held in my band, and threw it into
the water. You can judge o f our surprise
to see that shark swisli its tail around and
flap its fins from side to side, and then swim
briskly away until it disappeared.”
“ It went with the current?”
“ Yes, but it was swimming. W e all saw
it as plain as could be. The other shark
sank like a shot; this one swam straight
away, as naturally as any fish.”
•‘ W as tho fish apparently dead when you
cot it up?”
“ Yes. It did not make a single move all
the tim e I was cutting it. The way that
dissected fish did beats anything I ever
heard of or ever imagined. W e could see
it for tw enty or thirty yards as it swam
away. It made the pilots down there open
their eyes, I assure you.”
Mr. Zadeck, who was present when the
doctor described this curious happening,
said, when referred to, that it was “ a true
b ill” —the most wonderful thing he ever
saw.— Mobile Ilegister.
Dr. Janeway— Baliies crying are babies
speaking. It is their protest against pain,
ill usage or neglect. But one mother
knows more about the causes than 40,000
doctors.
Dr. J. W. Dow ling—A baby does not cry
aimlessly. If there is a pin in his flesh, if
his stomach is full of wind, if he has iudi
gestion, cold feet or a headache lie w ill cry
long and loud. He will cry. too, if lie is
hungry, thirsty, sleepy, angry, hot or cold.
The colicky cry is loud, emphatic and im
pressive; it has a businesslike, imperative,
ring to it that calls for immediate and
remedial attention.
When the brain Is affected the cry is
sharp and shrill, amounting to a shriek at
times, and is indicative o f intense and un
bearable pain. A cry o f this sort is pos
itively agonizing to the listeners, for there
is uo mistaking the pain felt by the little
one.
Then there is the teething cry—a pitiful,
incessant, unrem itting little whine that is
at times incisive and petulant, and accom
panied by restlessness and ill temper. The
hungry cry is a bawl, vehement, eager, ur
gent and impatient.
The sleepy cry is something o f a wail,
but not tearful as a rule. The child is fre
quently sweet tempered, though iudiffer
ent, generally nervous and heavy eyed.
The vicious cry, caused by restraint or clis
appointment, is noisy, clamorous, lusty
and rebellious; there is more volume of
T h e P e r f e c t D a n c e r.
voice than tears, the quality and size of
The talent is inborn, not to be acquired
the tone depending upon the anger nf the
People are burn dancers, as they are born
little one.
It is a good test o f the condition of the singers and mesmerists. Train in g is nec
respiratory organs, and can be maintained essary to strengthen aud make flexible the
for hours by a strong, healthy child. If it j muscles o f the body, as training is neces
has inherited the willful, domineering I sary to give the singer control o f her great
traits o f a parent or grandparent, It may I voice. But you can no more make a dancer
throw itself on tlie floor, kick, scream ami j by training than you can a prima donna.
roil about for variety anil keep up the howl i The raw material must be there, some
until the opponent yields or it has exhaust- | times to let itself be shaped and subdued
j by cultivation, sometimes to submit to it
ed its lung power
Thousands o f times pins are the cause of I Impatieutly, and, the heat o f the music
infantile outbursts No baby will cry if it calling, to cast away the restrictions of
is well and happy Crying Is a demonstra training and plunge into the exaltation of
tion of suffering, discomfort, ut^glect or the dance with the spontaneity of oue who
was created a dancer by nature.
hereditary viciousness.
About the talent of the real dancer there
HUNGER, THIRST A M » FEAR.
Dr. Sumner A. Mason—A baby does most Is something o f mystery. A pulse beats in
her feet that gives her a mystic grace
of iiis crying because lie is hungry. The
| awarded to no other. In the rise and fall
cry of thirst, while not frequent, is invari
| o f the music she finds woven paces that no
ably taken for grief, auger or sleepiness,
and the mother spends hours patting and I other eye can see. W ith a weird intuition,
j incomprehensible to herself, she is able to
rocking the youngster, when a tablespoon
j Interpret into movement the secret spirit
ful of cold water would make him perfect
ly happy. Aside from ttie cry caused by o f the melody, to give form and color to
( the composer’s fantasies, richer aud more
hunger, thirst and teething, there are ui
j beautiful than any ho had ever dreamed of.
most as many other cries as there are iu
The g ift has come to her from what un
fautile disorders.
For instance, there I* the expiratory I lkn,own
UDlmaginerl
oan in pneumonia, .m l the husky cry
o f Bcreduy
U u n d m l* have
moan
- -
J come and gone, each adding ins quota to
that follows the coughing, there is the
this talent which breaks into actual life iu
broken cry in croup, bronchitis and pleur
her. For a fleeting moment on the stage
isy; the continuous cry o f earache, the
she seems to live in a world separate and
shrill cry, accompanied by a drawing up
apart,
and to be inspired in her wild move
of the legs, in stomach ache, the scream
ment by the same spirit that inspired Sa
ing, and w rigglin g of the hips in intestinal
lome when she danced off John the Bap
pain, irritability o f the bladder, the whin
tist’s head.—San Francisco Argonaut.
ing cry of meningitis, when the baby fan
cies a bright light, and t here is the silent
A P e t r if ie d S a lm o n .
cry when tlie muscles of the face coutract,
Henry Benson, o f Hayden H ill, Lassen
but some mechanical obstruction of the air
passages occurs, and there is not enough I county, Cal., has in bis possession a speci
j men o f petrified salmon.
The former
strength to produce sound.
Dr J Ikewis Sm ith—The instant n child ! fleshy parts resemble crystallized and varie
is born it cries. This is a providential ex ! gated quartz, retaining iu part the yellow
pansion o f the lungs and not, as many sup ish color of the salmon, and what was
pose, an indication of suffering or pain. If form erly the skin o f the fish is now a sort
the bain* does not cry, we slap it aud chafe o f porcelain as hard as pure white flint.
it until the cry that is to open the organs | The texture o f the entire specimen is that
o f respiration is heard
W ell developed, of hardest quartz. It was found on a hill
well formed and healthy babies cry lustily side at about 1,500 feet altitude from the
at birth, while the weak child has a feeble flo o r o f “ B ig Valley,” and was evidently
little cry
For the first few months, vary I petrified at the point where found. This
ing with the bodily condition o f the babe, would indicate that the salmon formerly
the cry is tearless, and it is not till the sec inhabited the ancient rivers, the tads of
oud year tiiat the lachrymal or tear ducts which now form parts of the strata o f the
are fully developed. A fte r that there is a Sierra Nevada mountains, and in which an
copious shedding, and a very slight cause ! cient channels lie the rich deposits of Cali
for ilia’s gold.
w ill lead to crying.
Children are not born without fear, and | These ancient river tads, ns is well
at sight o f a st range person, object or an know n, art* found at various heights above
animal a baby o f average intelligence will the sea level, and in some places but a few
cry A black dog, black cat or a horse w ill j hundred feet below the crests o f the high
produce more disturbance in the mind of eat ranges, and perhaps hundreds o f feet
a baby than » w h it e kitten, canary bird or j below tlie present formation o f the surface
a white rabbit. Children are visibly at o f the earth, and running entirely lode
tract ed by any brigiit object, they never ! pendent of any present formation. T o de
tire of looking at a bright light, flowers ♦ermine with certainty tiiat this salmon in
please them, and they are drawn to people j habited these ancient rivers would be an
gayly or brightly dressed. A child ref us ! Interesting fact, os it would fix at a much
ing to go to a relative in dark clothes later date than is now generally supposed
would not hesitate if the suit were chauged the geological period when, by m ighty up
to a light color, with a white, red or blue heavnis, these old river courses were
changed and obliterated from the face of
necktie.—New York World
the earth, and gigantic mountains formed
A G r a m m a t ic a l l*ro p «»*n l.
ia their stead.—6L Louis Republic.
Both were young and handsome. Boil j
A l ’uriawui W riter.
had only recently graduated—one from n !
female, and the other from a male lust itn | T h e woman’s movement is making grea t
Strides
in
modern
Franco, notwithstanding
tion of learning. Both hud been silent ad
tit At a great deal of ridicule is cast upon
mi rent for over a year. Both were inex
perienced in the art o f love making, which, i it. Mme. L’ heliga Loevy, although not a
although practiced by college student*, in Frenchwoman by birth, started the pres
ent movement, and she works unceasingly
not taught in colleges. He wanted to pro
pose; she wanted him to do so. He did not : to am eliorate the lot of her poor sisters
know how to do it; she did not know how under the existing laws and regulations.
to teach him, but the conversation hap i She is the president of the International
petted upon grammar—nouns and verbs, Union of Women, which has its headquar
etc. He saw his opportunity. This is bow ters in Paris. She- lives with her husband,
he Improved it, ami how she snapped at It
who is an artist, iu a fiat in the old quarter
He—Can you decline “ love?”
o f Paris.
She— I cannot.
The only daughter of a wealthy Polish
He—Can yon conjugate----
Bohlctnan, she learned when a child to
She—Certainly. [ love you —
speak and write French fluently. A t the
He—Stop! Can you form a conjunction* a.«* « f a
1 her
She—Jnst ask pa. He is not much o f n $r«t n o n L About ten ye .rs avfo
set-
grammarian, but I'll go and teach him hi* tied in I V
and w hile there met and
lesson.
married her bu«bsnd, who share* all her
Pa was an apt pupil, and in half an hour ideas, moral, political and «»vial. It whs
all the .apparently insurmountable o list a
not until after the con-.: i
in
that
cles had been overcome. New York Her
Mme. Cheliga-I oevy made up her mind to
aid.
found the Union t’ niverselle de* Femmes,
which won the approval of Simon and
R a ve«l a f o o l T h o u s a n d .
Renan. In connection w ith this associa
W ife (proudly)—I saved you ll.OOOtoday
tion she started The Bulletin tics Femmes,
H us band—Saved $1,000*
W e haven't a tiny magazine devoted to all t.i.it con
that much to save. W e haven’t $100 we cerns women’ s w ork.
can call our own. Hang me if we have
She acts as correspondent of a number of
over $10, come to think.
foreign periodicals and has at times lec
W ife —But you have always said that if tured. She claims absolute equality with
yon ever hail money enough you would men, neither more nor less, and is by con
build a house.
▼iction a socialist Her mode of life makes
Husband—O f course.
It almost impossible for her to go much
“ W ell, for $5 I taught a book showing Into societj. but she is to be met occasion
bow to build a $10,000 house for $0,000 — a lly in literary and political circle#.—Chi-
New York Weekly.
Reason for Thinking So,
“ H ow much commission do you people
get from the collar and cuff factories*”
asked an Indignant patron of a laundry
the other day. “ W hat do you mean?'
asked the proprietor in a concilitary tone
“ Mean just what I say,” was the response.
| “ O f course, people in your business are not
helping the collar and cuff factories for
nothing, and w ithout the destructive power
,
ot your acids and your m ingle* they would
, not have one-tenth
ton*!. ,.e
ir.wU ri.m.
of the trade
they now
enjoy. Come, now, tell rue what your com
mission is for destroying collars and cuffs
and I w ill pay you my proportion of it if
you w ill let up on my linen.” The laun-
dryman forced a smile ami endeavored to
treat the question as a joke. “ I am not
jo k in g,” persisted the customer; “ you have
smashed fifty collars an»l nearly as many
pairs o f cuffs of mine ail to pieces in three
months, and that is uo joke. I buy the
best o f linen goods and you invariably ruin
each article at the second wash.
“ Now, o f course there must be a motive
in that. 1 believe that you chaps are in
league with the manufacturers of collars
aud cuffs, and I propose to organize a laun
dry syndicate and start a lot o f fair aud
square laundries, unless you let me into
your scheme.” The laundry man then be
came serious, aud earnestly protested that
he was not in collusion with any collar aud
cuff factories. The frayed and broken con
dition o f his patron’s linen he attributed
entirely to ‘an occasional accident.”
N ew York Times.
P K E V B N T IX O
Use Enameiiue Stove Polish ; no dust, no smell.
P l u n d e r ' s O r e g o n B l o o d P u r i f i e r is
the best rem edy fo r clean sin g yo u r system.
DR. GUNN'S
JU S T A L IT T L E
ONION
SYRUP
pain neglected, may become
, ,
R H E U M A TIS M ,
N E U R A L G IA ,
S C IA T IC A ,
LUM BAGO.
,
Just a little
l FOR
AND CROUP.
may make a cripple.
Just a little
G R A N D M O T H E R ’S ADVICE.
In raising » fam ily o f E *"* children, m y only rem
for Coughs, Coldi
Cold$ r.“
n~d
edy far
d Croup was
waa onion syrup. Ik
is just
. ist os effect!vo t->-d ;y as it w is forty years
yrars ago.
B R U ISE
Now my grandchildrcu tvke Pr. Gunn's Onion Syrup
which la nlready prepared and more rlensavt to tho
taste.
Sold everywhere. Lara a bottles 60 cents.
TaAo no oubstitutofor it. T h e r-s nothing oa cood.
may make serious inflammation.
Just a little
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re you troubled
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3 months, you can speedily be relieved w thout the
lea“ t danger or inconvenience. I w ill f- rwur l you
a remedy guaranteed o restore the most aggravated
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there Is alw ays danger i f neglected t io long Ad-
dre^s all commu icatlons and rem ttances to i » r .
J. V . L a M o tt k . P. O B ox 2223, San Francisco, Cal.
may make an ugly scar.
Just a little
COST
will get a bottle of
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“ K in g w rites m e that he is d o in g som e very
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^
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can bo treated at homo fo r tho sarno price and tho
same g u a r a n t e e « ; with tlioso who preft r to come
bj-re w e w ill contract to cure them or r; fund money
and pay expense o f coming, railroad fa ro and hotel
bills, i f w e fa il to cure. I f you havo taken m e r
c u r y , Io d id e p o t a ih , and still h avo echos and
p ’ ins, M iir o u a P n t c h c s in mouth, l o r o T h r o a t ,
Y’ lm p le *,C ’onf»cr-C,o lo r e d L -p o t*,U lc e r *o n any
part o f tho body, J 3 ;:!r o r L y c b r o n s f n flin g
o u t. It Is this & y n h ::it !c C L O L D P O I S O N
that wo pun r a n tc <5 to cure. W e solicit the most
o b * t !n a t e c a s e * end c h a lle n g e t h e w o r l d l o r
a c a s e w e c a n n o t « u r e . This (lise.aso has always
b u flle d t h e *h.S!l o f th e m e n t e m in e n t p h yn l-
c ln n * . t . ^ 0 0 , 0 0 0 capital behind o a r uncondi
tional guarantee. A t »* o ln t e p r o o fs s e n t s c a le d o n
application
Address COO 14. K C M f i b ' f C O .,
1 3 Z 5 t o 1 3 3 1 l u a s o n lc T c m p lc , C h ic a g o , IU *
bl OOO
Throat diseases commence with a cough_
cold or sore throat. “ Brown's Bronchial
Troches” give immediate relief. Sold only
in hoses. Price, 25 cents.
P la y w r ig h t—W h a t d o you th in k o f m y p la y?
T r u tn te lle r— I beg pardon, but it is n ot’ ca lcu
la ted to p ro vo k e thou gh t.
Write for prices and terms before buying else
where.
TAKE
We positively cure rupture, piles and all rec
tal diseases without pain or detention from husl
ness, No cure, no pay. Also all Private dis
,as<?8. Address for pamphlet Drs. Porterfield A
Losey, 838 Market street, San Francisco.
The Rugged Ctiiid
is largely an
‘o u t d o o r ”
Our readers will serve themselves by
noticing the remarkable offerings advertised
in another column by the Sherwood Hall
Nursery Co. o f Menlo Park and San Fran
cisco, who are leaders on the coast in f ur-
nisbmg everything for the farm and garden.
M ark this: Y o u don ’ t h a v e to be d isa g reea b le
to be good.
■ I W A K I O K O IN T M E N T S K O R C A
T A R R H T H A T C O N T A IN M E R C U R Y ,
As m ercury w ill surely destroy the sense o f
sm ell ami co m p letely derange the w h o le system
when en terin g i i through the mucous surfaces,
such a rticles should n eve, be used ex cep t on
prescriptions fn m repu iab e physicians, hs the
lain age they w ill d o is ten fold 10 the go o 1 you
•»in postib v d e r iv e from them. H a ll’s Catarrh
Cure, m an u factured by F J. Cheney A Co., T o
ledo, o ., contain s no m ercu ry, and is taken in
ternal y, a tin g d ire c tly upon he blood and mu
cous sm fa»1-s < f t e system . In bu yin g H a ll s
Catarrh O r e be sure you get the genuiue. It Is
taken in terim ly and m ade in To led o , O., by F.
J. Cheney ifc C o. Testim onials free.
U 0 T Sold by dru ggists; price, 75 cents per
bottle.
product.
r c s h ai r
and exercise
usually pro
duce sound
appetite and
sound sleep.
Sickly chil
dren obtain
great benefit from
H o o d ’s ^ C u r e s
FRAZER AXLE
GREASE
Best in th«’ World!
Get tho Genuine!
Sold Everywhere!
P K A N K W O O L S K Y , A g e n t. P o r t la n d . O r.
Scott's Emulsion
dont
bea
of cod-livcr oil with Ilypo-
phosphites, a fat-food rapid
of assimilation and almost
as palatable as milk.
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i l i *
M o r p h i n . H a b i t C o m i In 10
HER CULES
Quick Relief and Perfect Cure
GAS ENGINE.
Æ
R u n W i t * G as e r G e s e lln e .
Tour Wife can run it. Requires no liceuaed
engineer. Makes no smell or dirt. No Batteries
or Electric Spark.
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P o r t l a n d O r .
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BICYCLES OF EVERY DESCRIPTION.
M abqv » . B uildiwo - P o r t l a n d O r e b o m
YOUN C M ENI
T h e S p ecific A No. I.
Sciatic Rheumatism
V
O '* (ATAUJOve — Tcu-J YOV AU. ABOUT
V O R TH P A C iF IC f Y C L E f.O.
O P IU M wf. i t T ph
m
H/f i n i /
J flA K Ii
BY NOT mONM THE RIGHT
*'rpp r. <i ' Se
A
j
COUGHS.
COLDS
SPRAIN
D Y S P E P S IA .
P IL K 8
Î
T by U erm e a fo r breakfast.
Senator James F. Pierce o f New Y o rk
says:
“ For the past two years I have suffered
very much from an aggravated form o f
nervous dyspepsia. I have resorted to va
rious remedial agents, deriving but little
benefit. A few months since a friend o f
mine suggested the trial o f A l l c o c k ’ s
P o r o u s P l a s t e r . Follow in g the sugges
tion. I have been using the same with the
happiest effects. T o those sim ilarly af
flicted let me suggest the manner o f their
use. I place one over m y stomach, one
over tlie hepatic region and one on m y
back. The effect is excellent. From the
day I commenced their use have been
slow ly but surely im proving, and am quite
confident that by continuing I shall agaf“
be restored to ni*y accustomed health.”
AND
f
H e —N o, the boss doesn ’t pay me m ore than
I ’ m w orth. She— H o w in the w orld do you
m anage to liv e on it?
Progressing.
“ This is a magnificent place, sir. Why,
ten «years ago I came here with nothing but
the clothes on my back.”
“ An d now?”
“ I ’ve go t another shirt.” —Harper’s Ba-
tar.
KU PTU Kl
T S GLASS.
That’s the way Dr. Pierce’s
Pleasant Pellets come. And
it’s a more important point
than you think.
It keeps
them always freah and reli
able, unlike the ordinary
pills in cheap wooden or
pasteboard boxes.
They’re put up in a better
way, and they act in a tatter
way, than the huge, old fash
ioned pills. No griping, no
violence, no reaction after
ward that sometimes leaves
ou worse off than before.
n that way, they cure per
manently. Sick Headache,
Bilious Headache, Constipa
tion, Indigestion, Bilious A t
tacks, and all derangements
of the liver, stomach, and
bowels are prevented, relieved, and cured.
They’re tiny, sugar-coated granules, a
compound of refinea and concentrat..»d vege
table extracts—the smallest in size, the easi
est to take, and the cheapest pill you can
buy, for they're guaranteed to give satisfac
tion, or your money is returned. You pay
only for the oood you get.
There’s nothing likely to tw “ just as good."
one to consum ption or to ►ciofuia, aligh t causes
may d v elo p this. A s soou as tne a go n izin g
co m p la in t u anifesta Itself, recourse should be
had to H ostetter siiiom a h Bitters, w h ic n c h eks
its further iu roads an banishes th r eu m atic
p is ii from tne system. T h is statement tallies
ex a c tly w ith th e ’ testim on y o f physicians who
h ave em ployed this flue blood d* pureut lu their
private practice. Th ere is also the am plest pro
fessions J and general t- stim on y as to the efficacy
o f the B itiers for m alaria, liv e r com p la in t, con
stipation. in d igestio n , k idn ey trou ble, nervou s
ness aud l< ss o f a ppetite and flesh. A fte r a w et
ting. w hether fo llo w ed by a cold o r not, the B it
ters is m e f ul as a p reven tive o f the in itia l ttack
o rheumatism .
Peruvian W ool Fabrics.
Peruvian woolen fabrics were of three
kinds—a coarse woolen cloth, which they
called avasca, which formed the raiment o f
the common people; a finer variety, called
compi, worn by the captains and officials,
and still another, also called compi, but of
much finer quality, reserved for the use o f
persons of royal blood. Specimens of this
cloth, still preserved, reveal a fineness of
texture and an exquisite finish which
modern ingenuity rarely equals.
Both
sides o f these cloths were woven alike. The
delicacy o f the texture gave it the luster of
silk, while the brilliancy o f the dyes em
ployed excited the envy and admiration of
the European artisan.
The Peruvians made also shawls, robes,
carpets, coverlets and hangings in great
varieties of patterns. They knew how to
produce an article o f great strength and
durability by m ixing the hair o f animals
w ith tlie fleece o f their llamas.—S. N. D.
North in P o pular Science M onthly.
NERVOU S
F U T U R E M IS E R Y .
If there is, in thi* vsi« of tears, a more prolific
source of misery than the rheumatic twinge, we
have yet to hear of it. People are bom with a
tendency to rheumatism, Juat as th- y are with
On res, without full, ab cases o f D o n o n * -
hoc:» und G leet, nc matter of how long
standing. Prevents stricture, It being a« in
terna! remedy. Cures when everything else
hgs failed. Hold by aJl Druggists.
Manufacturers: The A Schoen bei. Medicine
P ric e . 40.00.
Co., San Jose CaL
Rig CM* theackaow l«
leading rem edy for a
unnatural discharge)
prl va te diseases o f mi
certain cure /or the d
tatln g « « a k O M i par
to women.
I rrescr.beIt nnd ?sa
In recom mending
nil sufferers.
BEATS STEAM POWEf
V D .OioAT#«, U.
■WHERE D IR T G A TH E R S , W A S T E R U LE S .”
GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF
r
'
m
SAPOLIO
V
r
Jir. a B. Patrick
Stockton, CsL
R H E U M A T I S M C U R E D B Y T H E USE O F
“ I was to badly afflicted with sciatic rheums*
u*m that I coni l scarcely more. I used a great
many rom»
s w hieh did me no good. A friend
pre< a red me a tatt’e of Hood’s Sarsaparilla,
win-It 1 begin to t ike. The relief wrs quick
And two bottles e ared me completely. I author,
tz* the use of my name *r\d portrait tn recom
mending Hood’s Sarsaparilla, for I think it a
Very valuable medicins. I recommend It to all
who may be afflicted with rheumatism or old
M o o r e ’s R e v e a le d R e m e d y .
i OTVtBT ft D d R.-AV Tftnila w IA
so ld
by
f Aftn a«... .. I.L
vorn
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m u . n . v.
D R rO O TS T .
LO O K O U T FOR T R A V E L IN G
F A K IR S '
----« L L IX O *'CHEESE-FRAME"
Hood’s sa Cures
fSTer sores, as I know of a lady tn Oakland who
bas been cured of ulcers by this wonderful med
icine." C. B. F a t r i c k . No. 363 California St.,
Stockton, California.
Get HOOD'S.
Hood’* F ill* »Ct « « i l y . y f« prompt!} and
Sfl.
utlv. on the liver and bow els.
2oO.
> P. N. U. No. V-9—K F. Ji. D. So. 86«
A n d r r p r r w u t n * them to he Jnst u pood *9
1 Victor*.” “ R a m b lers," “ Cleveland*,” " R a l e l R h * , ’
“ R u d i e s . " “ Sylpha," Western W heel Works. Etc.
Send for At»lo*nes, d ob and »pent»’ dtwounte.
FRED
T. MERRILL,
9 9 « W a s h in g to n Street, Portland, Or.
—
CELE.