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H IS A S H E S T O T H E W IN D . ' AST0R h o u se extravagance . T h e L it tle OhLJLwIy T h n a ç h t T h a t Mairy C l afltlles W ere B tu fbing. a fill R O YAL IS THE B est Baking: Powder The Official Government Reports: The United States Government, after elaborate tests, reports the R oyal B aking P owder to be of greater leavening strength than any other. (Bul letin 13, Ag. Dtp . , p. 599 .) The Canadian Official Tests, recently made, show the R oyal B aking P owder highest o f all in leaven ing strength. ( Bulletin 10,/. 16, Inland Rev. Dep.) In practical use, therefore, the R oyal B aking P owder goes further, makes purer and more perfect food, than any other. Government Chemists Certify: “ The Royal Baking Powder is composed o f pure and wholesome ingredients. It does not contain either alum or phos phates, or other injurious substances. “ E d w a r d G. L o v e , P h . D ." “ The Royal Baking Powder is undoubtedly the purest and most reliable baking powder offered to the public. “ H enry A. M ott , M . D ., P h . D ." “ The Royal Baking Powder is purest in quality and high est in strength o f any baking powder o f which I have knowledge. “ W m . M c M urtrie , P h . D.” The Government Report shows all other baking Powders tested to contain alum, lime or sulphuric acid. T oo BACK FROM TOWN Old frie n d » a llo t Is the best. H alest like and heartiest; R now od us first, and don’t allow Wfc’rc so blam e m uch better n o * l T hey was »te n d in ' at the bar» W h en we grabbed **the klvvered kyars" A nd lit out fe r town, to make M oney—and that old mistake! THE F IR S T LAW OF HATCH c TWa ••'ii pje»erTAtlan U ectcjc>w*e»lge<a to be, and people who adopt against the eacroache» ox disease a genuine m edicinal safeguard, accred ited by experience and the sanction of physi cians, afford a happy illustration o f the wisdom o f the saylug, lu tne health they rettore and continue to enioy. Am ong the m aladies, agai- st the growth o f w hich H ostetters Stomach Bit ters aff-ird«« etli lent protection, diseases of the kidneys and bladder are fiaught with the ut most peril and exh ibit great obstinacy when o p posed by ordii-ary means. The Bitters can aud w ill suiidue them. No testimony Is stronger than this. Used at the outaet and persist* utly, the best results may be expected. This m edicine also eradicates liver com plaint, constipation, dyspepsia, malaria, iheum alfrm and nervous ness. y M O T H E R S, an d e s p e c i a l l y nu rsin g m others, need the strength ening support and help that cornea w itn Dr. P ierce’s F a vorite Prescrip tion . It lessens the pains and bur- d en s of c h ild - bearing, insures healthy, vig orou s o f f s p r i n g , and p rom ote« an a bu n d a n t secretion o f nourish m ent on the part o f the m oth er. It is an in to u ic m ade especially fo r w om en, -^m less in a n y con dition o f the leuuu e bjbw dL as it regulates and prom otes ell the natural fu n ction s and n ever con flicts w ith them . T h e 41 P rescrip tion ” builds up, strengthens, and cure». In all the ch ro n ic weaknesses and disorders that afflict w om en , it is g u a ra n teed to benefit o r cu re, o r the m on ey is refunded. 8TRANGE FUNERAL RITES OVER A dear old lady from the country sat HENRY MEYER’S REMAINS. with her son, also from the country iu the big din i I k room of the Astor h o * - a Men who have ctitne B e W a i In cin e ra te d t o th e M u sic o f ■ few eveuinj B a n d —-H ie A ih s a W e r e C ast I n t o th e to New York from the country, if they W e thought then the world we went ▲ lr fr o m th e S ta tu e o f L ib e r t y In New had seen her, would have been remind Into beat “ T he S ettlem ent,” ed of tfifcir grandmothers. Her face wae Y o rk H a r b o r — A ll a* H e D ir e c te d . A n d the frien d » 'at w e’d m ake there kindly, and there was just a little color W ou ld beat any anyw here! A little white cloud floated out from In it. She wasn’t very tall, and her fig A nd they d o —fer that’b there biz; the head of the Statue o f Liberty at 4 ore was comfortable. She wore a shawl. T hey beat all the friends they Is— *Cept the raal old friends like vou •’clock in the afternoon, and in it dis Her bonnet was a little one, and in the ’At staid hom e, like I'd ort to! appeared in the four winds of heaven front of it was some white lace. Her A man takes a drink, then The Japanese say the drink takes drink, and th • next dr.nk W 'y , o f all the good things ytt the remains of Henry Meyer, hotel gowu was of bombazine and of takes the m an .” I a iu ’t shet of, U to quit wliut ancient cut. keeper, of Staten Island. Business, and git back to sheer To be buried in this singular, half The big, brightly lighted worn inter F o r th ro a t d isea ses a n d c o u g h s “ B rown*i These old com forts w aitin’ here— B ronchial Troches, ” lik e all o th e r really good cynical fashion in midair, as it were, ested her. So did the p e * e at the These old frieuds; and these old hands t h in g s , are im ita te d , a n d p u rc h a se r s s h o u ld ’A t a feller understands; was exactly as the dead man had often tables. While the sou was engaged in be ca re fu l t o o b ta in th e g e n u in e a r tic le p re These old w inter nights, aud old directed while he lived. As he had the Bomewhat perplexing task of select F o r «v e r y case o f C ata rrh w h ich th ey can p a re d b y J ohn I . B row n A S on s . Young folks chased in out the cold! n ot cu re, the p rop rietors o f Dr. Sage's Ca wished, his body was cremated, his ing the supper the old lady talked and! tarrh R em ed y agree to p a y $500 in cash. Sing “ Hard T im e’s ’ ll com e ag’ in One o f the haidest times to love an enem y is handful of ashes was preserved in a box hly with the waiter. She told him that when he seems to be prospering like a green bay Y o u ’re cu red b y its m ild, sooth in g, cleans No M ore!” and neighbors all jin e tal until the ueit .Sunday should come, she hoped Landlord Astor and Mis’ Astor ing, and healing p roperties, o r y o u rs paid. H ere’s a feller com e from town and then, with the popping of cham were pretty well. The waiter explained W an ts that air old fiddle down From the ch im b ley! Git the floor pagne bottles and expressions of good that Mr. Allen was the landlord, whereat Cleared fer one cow tillion m ore! — will, but no grief, was cast from the top the old lady expressed polite surprise. It’s (Nike the kitchen tire, says he. of Liberty whenever it would go. lu When the waiter had gone with the or A nd shake a friendly leg with mol “ A t Gettysburg m y ankle was smashed by a the clear sunshine of the beautiful day, der she devoted a few momentsto study —Jam es W m itcow b Riley in Century bullet. Tho wound has caused m e great suffer looking no bigger and of no more im- j ing the chandeliers. They represent —AND— ing, breaking o u t iu tor- portance than a puff of cigar smoke, candles. T o I m p r o v e C o o k in g R e ce ip ts . 3 ^ 3 r.ble sores ut intervals. the cloud hung for a moment under the “ I wonder,” she said, “ how under the As a matter of useful information It Physicians made two lee of the statue. Then the sharp north sun Mis’ Allen ever gets np there to may be stated that whenever a cooking amputations. At last my west wind caught it, whirled it instantly snuff 'em.” receipt calls for a baking powder the Mood became poisoned out of sight in the direction of the dead “ Snuff what?” asked her son. “ Royal” should be used. The receipt ind sores broke out all man's old home, and that was the last “ W hy, them candles; they’re so high will be found to work better and surer, >ver my face and body. —WILL FIND A 'FU LL LINK OF— and the bread, biscuit, rolls, cakes, One day I read about of the body o f Henry Meyer. up.” dumplings, crusts, puddings, crullers or H ood’s Sarsaparilla and A jovial though an odd sonl, and a The young man did not answer. hotel keeper for thirty years at P ort! The «... old lady again gazed ... at the chan- whatever made, will be produced sweeter, lecid ed to try it. Soon M r . H a m m o n d . Richmond, Mr. Meyer was well known ' deliers reflectively. "They ain't no need lighter, fin »r-flavored, more dainty, pal- my w ife, in dressing m y to every Staten Islander and a good of all that light,” she said. "M is’ Allen a’ able ami wholesome. Besides, the eg, said the w ound lo o k e d better and in a few “ Royal” will go fnrt er or has greater months, thank God, the soros all over m y body many other people, too. From the name is a powerful wasteful woman.” leavening nower, and is therefore more healed, aud now four years later, have never of his hotel he got to tie called “ Puck” Her son was apparently a man of few economical than any other powder. shown any sign o f reappearing.” G eo . M. H am Meyer, so that his real first name was words. Hor criticism was unnoticed. Many receipts as published si ill cal) mond , 219 M aguo.ia St., Syracuse, N. Y. generally forgotten. He was a skeptic, Presently the waiter brought the bread for cream of tartar and so ‘ a, the old- socialist, a strenuous advocate of cre and tho plates, and what the old lady fashioned way of rais ng. Modern cook mation, a pretty good liver and a man evidently thonght was a superabundance ing ami expert cooks do rot sanction when all other rem edies fall. of great popularity in spite of a thousand of knives and forks. She greeted him this old wav. In all such re:eip t«th e HOOD’S PILLS are purely vegetable, and d o not peculiarities which will he Stateu Island pleasantly. “ Back again, hey?” she said R*yal BakiDg Powder should be substi p u rje, pain or gripe. Sold b y all drug ists. folk lore for generations. “ you're pretty quick. But, Horace," she tuted without fail. The greatest adepts in the culinary art No one saw “ Puck" die. He was added to tier son, “ you ordered some are p u ti ular to use the “ Royal” only, For sale at lowest prices and most advantageous terms at foond dead in his bed in the hotel on the thin’ more than bread, didn't you?” and the authors of the most popular cook morning of Feh. 14. His wife was the “ It will bo here shortly,” put in tho books ami the teachers of the successful ^ T Ä >rt first to discover his death. As his will, waiter, with a polite bow. The old lady cooking schools, with whom the best re THEBEST made many years ago, directed, the body gave him a sweet smila “ I’m pretty sults are imperative, are careful to im press their readers and pupils with the was taken to the Fresh Pond crematory, hungry,” she said. IgOUGH CURE on Long Island, two days later and in Several of the diners had overheard imoortance of its exclusive employment. The Royal Baking Powder is the great r?V 50 c&'l £ 3 cinerated. A committee from the Staten her observations. Somo of them were s u m p t io n , C o u g h s, C r o u p , S o re Island Schuetzen corps, of which Meyers hard faced business men. They didn't est help of modern times to perfect cook T C h u r o re a » t . C o n Sold by all Druggists on a Guarantee. PO R TLA N D . OR. ing, and everv receipt requiring a quick had been a member, accompanied the laugh at her. They only regarded her Fora Lame Side, Back or Chest S h ilo h ’s P orous raising ingredient should embody it. P laster will give great satisfaction.— 25 cen ts. remains in three carriages, with a brass with lively interest. She smoothed out Write for pri es and terms before b uyin g else hand. tho tablecloth carefully, and inspected H ank Cars. S H IL O H ’S V I T A L I Z E R . where. Mrs. T. S. H a w k in s,C h a tta n oog a.T en n ., say*: re.T.S.r — “ ---------” — The body was dressed in tho bine uni the silver, evidently with approval New Zealand has set an example -oh’i 11 Shiloh '1 VUallztr ' S A VVI> M Y L I F E ? 1 Tho waiter brought the meal and gave which might ailvantageously be follow form of the Schuetzen corps, and after it had been consumed the brass buttons thoold lady close attention, which pleased ed in certain parts of this country. In aud other pieces of rnctul which the tire her immensely. She smiled on him and the same way ¡is we have “ cathedral had not destroyed were preserved as asked ufter tho health of his family. As oars” it has “ traveling banks." A clefk souvenirs. The ashes, weighing little she roso from the table she said to him representing tha bank travels up anil A m on th ly jou rn al o f spe moro than three pounds, were of a “ Tell Mis’ Allen I’d like to have her down a railway line for tlie transaction cial interest to Printers. whitish color and as feathery as cigar recipy for that snow pudilin’, but I’m in of the ordinary business of the bank H a v e y o u Catarrh? T ry th li Remixly. It win Reporters, Editors and relieve and Cure y o u . P rice 60 eta. This In ashes. They were carefully placed in a a hurry. with those who have not sufficient facil Publishers. le c t o r f o r ita successfu l treatm ent is furnish©, round tin box and put in charge of First Tho waiter bowed and said gravely ities for coming into the city. Laden free. S hiloh’s Hemediea a re sold b y us on a I f you d on ’t receive it Lieut. Moritz Wegerlo. Then, with the that ho would do so. And as the old with a sachel containing his supply of guarantee to g iv e satisfaction. and want it, write baud playing a lively air, the party re lady passed ont of the door one of tho cash, and provided with a teller’s usual diners raised a glass aud exclaimed, “ The precautions against robbery, the clerk turned to Staten Island. The sjiecial committee took the steam old lady—God bless her!”—New York makes the carriage his headquarters, Letter. er Bay Ridge for Bedloe’s Island. and there receives visits from customers To avoid curiosity Lieut. Wegerle had at the way st.ations, changing checks or E s p e c ia l C h a rm o f a F a v o r it e C lu b. C le a n s e s th e the tin box in a brown Gladstone bag. taking deposits as occasion may require | £ P î - D i & h e * ° ] N a sa l P a s s a g e s . Tho fact that wo know each other very He swung this carelessly in his hand as This plan is said to prove profitable to Jfc £? k. PO R TLAND - OREGON. well is the reason of the charm of a cer A ll a y s P a in a n d the party climbed to the top o f the ped the bank and a great convenience to the I n f la m m a t io n . estal. Then they went outside the statue tain American club. It gives an idea of settlers, who are saved ¡ill the trouble of on tho stone platform surrounding it, this place to say that people find them journeying to town to relieve themselves H e a ls t h e S o r e s . | selves neglecting their business in order and there tho bag was 0 |>ened and the R e s to re s th e to get tliero in time for luncheon. It is of surplus money or to procure change S e n se s o f T a s te master of ceremonies disclosed four a n d S m e ll. not that the company is so unusual It is not difficult, however, to see that brown paper bags, each containing an There are, no doubt, attractive men, full the New Zealanders are not properly ed equal amount o f Meyer's ashes. There of interesting knowledge; there is plenty ucateil in the matter of train robbery.— was a spoonful or two left in the bottom TR Y THE G U R E . H A Y - F E V E R of good talk. But it is not enongh that New York Commercial Advertiser of tho case, which were saved for A particle Is applied Into each nostril an * lHagree- tho talk should be good; the men must Puck's” married sister on Staten Island able Price, 5^ cents at druggists’ or by m all. T by G i b m i a fo r b rea k fa st. be seen and heard through an atmosphere E L Y B R O T H E R S , 5fl W arren Street, N ew Y ork. at her request. of friendship. Somo of the nicest men As he handed around the bags Mr. VALENTINE’ S choose to say very little; but these are Hue En&mollne Stove .Palish : no dnst. no smell. Rinschler made this speech: men in whom, in tho course of daily ac A fu ll s to 'k of Raym ond Extension Roller Here are the ashes o f old ‘Puck’ Skate» constantly ou hand. quaintance, yon learn to discover very Meyer. Ho was a good man, beloved by | Ladies or 6entlemen. charming qualities and friendly disposi Fir© A r m s , F is h in g T a c k le all. 1 never knew of any wrong thing Latest improved. Is rfcogn ized by the m edi tions. al protetsion as the only com m on-sense belt —AND— he ever did." made for the cure ot Seminal Weak ess, Pains Possibly everybody is not charming, W hen we least S p o r t i n g G o o d » o f E v e r y l .'c s c r l p t i o n Each man that got a bag stuck it into i in Back. Loss o f Memory, Hysteria, Nervou Perhaps there is even a bore or two; but expect t h e m , Prostration, or any d sease arising from youth his pocket. Then tho party proceeded ful indire ction. Relieves in one or two days bores are very human, and, to my think accidents w i l l to climb tho winding stairs to Liberty's Rheumatism, Constipation, Paralysis, Kidney or befall us, a veri ing, rather cozy. There is a gentleman - PORTLAND, OR. Liver Troubles. P r i c e it Id). Sen i for circular. 9 3 F ir s t S t r e e t , head. Their movements, however, hail fication o f the who tells over the same story, but nobody Sent t . O. D. or on rece pt o f price. Address Send 5 cents In 6 tamps for new 112-page illu s been observed by Watchman Horn, and old adage that trated catalogue. O S U O O D H K O N , U r u f f j r U t s , minds it as much as lie would if he knew, as they began tho ascent ho called out: the unexpected O a k la n d ................................................ C a l i f o r n ia and he doesn’t. Even the gentleman who "W hat havo yon got there? ‘Puck’ I |Y|AN N £ q o n e p u t t e r always h ap I is always talking about his health per Meyer?” pens. T h e fol I ,f lst qnuhty can ever W ill cn t Dry or Green forms a benaficient office; he insinuates 'O 'U e JC X t (»sen t by mail. May- lowing r e c i tes Consternation was deplete«! on every Bones, Meat, Gristle sud all into tho miuds of his auditors an im Green Cut BONES will iap y.,u suoi» it. By freight, prepaid il how an active business man was face until Horn shouted again: "It's pression that life is valuable.—E. S. Nadal suddenly brought down. double the num ber o f eggs pre’erred, wephipsa’ely 4, 5 or 8 it. trees; all right. G o ahead. You can come —will make them more fer in Scribner's. 2 yr R >seso( rare excellence, everything ! t il e - w il l carry tho hen» up!" Up they went accordingly, hut in T H E TR A IN STOPS. safely through the m olting Yon actually pay less than for the puny C incin ., 0 .—‘" Recsntly while in the act of one of tho sharp turns Capt. Fink who period and put them !u Ilitrguiu C o u n te r R e p a r te e , stuff. 1,0 0 acres Nurseries. 21,00) acres alighting from my car. I stepped upon a stone, con d ition to lay when eggs is a portly man, got hopele&sly stuck. turning: suddenly under my foot, threw Orchards. Exact information about trees An early morning customer in a big which, com m an d the highest pnee Ho handed his hag of ashes to Mr. Boeho me to the ground, with a severely sprained ankle. and w ill d ovelop e y ------- and fruits. 8tark Bros , Louisiana, Mo. oai and went back to the pedestal. It had retail «lry goods shop is apt to hear somo T H E M A N A C E R S T O P S . ch ick s faster than *ny Other food. lieen intended to throw the ashes from quaint talk among the clerks, who amuse Suffering exceedingly, I was helped into my i Big CMsth#acxno«Bi*c*. ____[ leading ramedy for ail it Feed Green Bones and the torch, but that was impossible. They themselves by chaffing one another while car, and my man rubbed me most generously r C n T M l n '^ unnatural dtochargftB a» n se C’ r e o N o z o n e to kill had forgotten the necessary formality of waiting for tho active trade o f the day with arnica and kindred remedies, but to no T oS D A V ft.^ private dtsraara of nr•« the lice, and you will make avail. f o«»r»ntM4 aot t* M certain core for the the special permit. to begin. Ill an up town shop the other \fifty per cent m ore profit, • bum Btrietnr« tatlng weakness psenflr Each man took his station therefore in morning a customer heard the follow A P O IN T T O S TO P A T . ------ to women. Bend for Catalogue and I MM.nl T b y I prescribe Hand fee! sai Reaching a station where St. Jacobs Oil could _ p ricea the head corresponding to the points of ing dialogue: I T H E E V A N S C H E NiCtt C o , in recommending !t 4 be procured, two bottles o f it T fiP the compass, and ns each hag was einp- PETALUIl IXCUBATOR COIP’Y. PETALUMA. CAL, . CMC nnat .,0 | B B | ell sufferer«. were bought, and the applies- ' — "Say, fanny?" from the ribbon counter. tied the members cried, "H ero goes tho c - e e. J m T J 8T0NER, M D .OfCATiHLk tion of it resulted at once in “ What is it. ribbons?” from the fan ashes of ‘ Puck’ Meyer. Happy days!” relief from pain, which h a d ' well nigh become unbearable.. "Happy days to old ‘Puck’ Meyer," counter. I was out and about my work “ W hy is it that y ou are so unpopular in said Mr. Rinschler. three days.” "H o was a good fellow," remarketl with the ladle«?" W . W PF.ABOPY. YOUNG MEN! Lieut. Wegerle. Prest. & Genl. Man. O. Sc M. "G ive it up.” T h e S p e cific A No. I. R. R. "Y on ’re right he was," said the others Cures, without fail, all cases of C h m o rr* “ Because in cold weather they don't hoes* und €•>!*©*, no matter of how long altogether, according to the prearranged fan -s«'c, you?" standing. Prevents stricture. It being an In T h e Pain Stops. formula. ternal r**mody. Cures when everything elae Say, ribbons, why is your trade like has failed. Sold by all Druggists. Do you believe in the resurrection?" Manufacturer»; The A. 8 cnoenheUMedicine asked one o f the committee o f a brother I Ibat of a granger.’ mem tier as they boariled the 5 o’clock "W h y is it?” boat. j “ 'Because so much of it is gros grain." "W ell, 1 guess there’s something in | —New York Times. it," said tho brother laconic all»-. | __________________ Then all I've got to say y is that ‘ Puck' H e Taken tlie C ak e fo r E c o n o m y . Meyer will find a hard job pulling him T R E A T E D FREE. Italian and Petite, one year old ; 3 »o 4 feet Tht>re is a farmer in Wrightown tow n self together when that day comes.” P o s it lv ly C u re d w it h V e g e t a b le R e m e d ie s high. 120 per 1,000 ; 4 to 6 feet high, $35 ».*r 1,000, Meyer was 50 years olii «ad came to ship who will perhaps in time get rich, Have cured thousands o f cases. Cure caees pro Packing done at cost, All trees warranted true nounced hopeless by bestphjslctans. From first doss to name aud free from insects or scale. Send _________ _______________ this country from Hamburg _____ about _____ thirty- as he is economy and watclifnlness per- symptoms disappear: In ten days at least two-thirds orders to THOB. J. DAVIS, attorney In fact for fivc years ago. lie was one of tho first sonified. He engaged a girl to assist in Regis Leblanc is a French Cana d l symptoms removed Send for free book testimo G. E. Watkins; address, Portland, Or. volunteers from Staten Island ou the the house at stated wages per week. dian store keeper at Notre Dame de nials o f miraculous cure«. Ten lays’ treatment free by mall. If you order trial, send 10c. In stamp« northern side during the rebellion. He When they agree«l to settle, nearly a M orph in © e H ,■ a m b ,,, bln it C a r e d , au In M 1< nr pay postage D r II H G reen A S o n ». Atlanta,«». in red served through the war and got a wound year later, he hail a bill against her of a Stanbridge, Q uebec, Can., xvho was If you order trial return this advertisement to no* d V í . áíi*PHÉÑv:^tm ea-r~ i,Ohé» in his left leg iu n skirmish iu Tennosse«'. little more than get for loss of time for cured o f a severe attack o f Congest He refuse«l to let the surgeons amputate ion o f the Lungs by Boschee’s Ger his limb, although they said he couldn't “ gaping” at the cars as they went to and man Syrup. H e has sold many a The very remarkable and certain fro. It seems that after the construction live unless he did. amt brought the leg rel ef (riven weman by MOORE’S and the rest o f his body home safe and train got to running she would go every bottle o f German Syrup on his per RE\ EALED REMEDY has given sound at the end <<f the war. He never time it passed to the door, look at it, sonal recommendation. I f you drop t the name of Woman’s Frietd. It is uniformly snccess- wore an overcoat, alwavs wore a silk throw up her hands and apron anil laugh, him a line h e'll give you the full nl in reliev es the hacksches, I eadachee and weakness hat the year round and always curried a so pleaseil at the sight. This loss of time facts o f the case direct, as he did us, vhich burden and shorten a woman’s life. Thon s a n ds cane. Tlie Stateu Island children al was charged aguiuet her in their settle and that Boschee’s German Syrup if women testify for it. It will give health and strength most worshiped him. ind make life a pleasure. FOR SALE BY ALL It nRTTOOtSTR. Mover provided in his will that his ment. Long headed man, that.—Doyles brought him through nicely. always will. It is a good medicine friends should have a champagne supper town Democrat. after scattering his ashes, bnt it waa and thorough in its work. • K e p t Ilia A p p o in tm e n t . found that no money remained for this. In fact, the man tiled a IsinkrunL Ilia Mr». Blifkins (tune uiiilnitfht)— Hor plac«> at Port Richmond was sola under rors! Husband! husband! I hear tome forecli«8nre tho day after he died. He on»' borrowing through the wall. left oue child, a son !! years old, by his Mr. Blifkins—Well, well! It tunst be present wife. His life was a fast and a merry one. ami his friends hartllv knew that book agent. I knew we’d all be in whether to laugh i«r cry over his memory. bed b y 11 o 'c l o c k , and I told him to call at h a lf jKist.— G o o d News. A War Veteran ^PRINTERSK* PUBLISHERS TYPE, Presses, Hood’s Cures Printing Material and Machinery s H IL O H S l CURE: Palmer & Reylype Foundry, Cor. Front and Alder Streets, H u rd t o C h oos e. A n E le v a te d R a ilr o a d E p is o d e . Mrs. Bargain—What are you worrying She was a Normal college girl, and she about this morning? decided to take the Sixth avenue elevated Mr. Bargain—I need some new clothes railroad up town. Being in haste, she and u new watch, and I can’t make up carried her coin in her mouth, that she my mind whether to get the clothes at a might lose no time at the ticket window. shop where they give away watches, or When she reached the ticket window she to buy the watch at a shop where they ■wallowed the coin and several people give away clothes.—Loudon Tit-Bits. missed several trains while she coughed it up again. When her ticket was de T H I F A T U K K O F M A N Y IL L S . posited she discovered herself to be on the down town side. She was in a hurry, Constipation lead» to a multitude of and she gritted her teeth and ran down phyttical troubles. It is generally the re •tairs. Then she got rattled, crossed sult of carelp.sHness or indifference to the Twenty-third street instead of crossing simplest rule of health. Kugeno McKay of the avenue and, mounting, found herself Brantford, Ont., write»: where she had been before. “ I had for »everal year» been a sufferer She stuck her tongue out at the gate- from con»tipation, hail taken a great many different remedies, some of which did me man and started again. As she crossed good for a time, but only for a time; then Sixth avenue the guteman 011 the down my trouble came back worse than ever. I town side called to the gateinan on the wa» induced by a friend, whom B k a n - up town side that a crazy girl was com d k r t h ’ h P il l s had benefited, to try them. Took two each night for a week; then one ing. She came. She was a good deal eve’ y "ight for about six weeks. Since out of breath, and she stuffed a $5 bill that time I have not experience the slight through the window*. As a train drew est difficulty whatever, and my bowels up she swept together her change, mostly mo e regularly ev ryday. 1 believe firmly that for »lug* is lines’» of the bowel» and bil- silver, flung it into the ticket box, and, iotiHnesH B r a n d r k t ii ’ h P il l s are far »upe- firmly grasping her ticket, dashed for a rior to any other.” place. The gateinan <1 ragged her back, A geulu* id a person who finds out things for but she did not believe him. Then, while otner people. the station telegraphed to the central of fice for instructions, she sat and made K t lT T C K I A N D PII.KH C U B E D . faces at the guteman over the way. And We positively oure rupture, piles and all rec- thegatemau on the down town side called t il diseases w ithout palu or detention from busl to the gateman on the up town side: ness No cure, no pay. Also all Private dis eases. Address for pamphlet Drs. Porterfield A ‘ ‘Are you going to the ball this even- Losuy, Ml Murk«-i street Han Franclaco. lug?” And the gateinan on the up town side A m ugw um p i>* Hii animal Ihst can eat out of called to tin; gateinan 011 the down town both stacks of hay a i the same tim o. side: “ Not this evening.”—New York • IOO Itl£\V A III» 9 1 0 0 . Sun. The r-aders o f this paper w ill tie pleased to learn that there N a t least one dreaded disease that sc e ce has been sh e to euro In all iis staves, slid ihst s Cwt-irrh Hall's Ustarrh Cure is the oiily positive cure known to the medical ira ernity Catarrh, being a constitutional dis ease, r <jnlre.HM eonsiituiiouai treatment. Hall s Catarrh Coro U t ti .011 Internally, sctln g dire tly upo 1 1 he blood and m ucous surfaces < f the s s te o, thereby destroyn g toe foundation of the dl » oh . no and giving ine patient strength by build i n f u p the • uuatliatHm aud asslstlug uaiuro in d oin g its wo k. The proprietors have so much frith n Its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollar'« for any ease that it falls to cunt, noud for list« f ten imonlals. Address K. J. iH K N K Y At CO., Toledo, O. * fo ld by druggists; 7ft cents. A bird in the l and It» worth two In the bUNh, Though ko iieour- lb* ir pluiiiMge nud rega But, 111 n « mu of an oriole robin or thrash. Let the bird be a blight gulden eagle. Ladies, why use shoe dress ing’s that have alcohol, acid, and ammonia in them, and spoil your Shoes? Watson's Peerless Polish has none of these Injuri ous Ingredients. It Is guaran teed. A Ruddy Glow on cheek and brow is evidence that th e b o d y is getting proper nourishment. When this glow of health is absent assimilation is wrong, and health is letting down. Scott's Emulsion taken immediately arrests waste, regardless o f the cause. Consumption must yield to treatment that stops waste and builds flesh anew. Almost as palatable as tnilk Prepared by Scott A Bowne, N Y All dniriWt« If You Think any kind of a cn*p w til do, the a n y k In d Of M «d a Wll O I III t r the 1 .%- m rvNiills you ahulll«t |>lunt FERRY’S SEEDS. I Always th« »«•■at. they art* n o «n u * «l i [ the otandnrl •verywtierr. F f r r f ’ w V n l \nimnt m in- m.wt Im p o rta n t I x h j W < f the k in d p i.o llatud. It |a invaluable to the planter. W e m -n d it t e e r . I). At. f e r r y a c o . DETROIT, M ick. O ld O a ld moi M in . m oi worn oM M «■>4 M l.* I .M l *n Ik. oM a d nUabt. b oa* al A Onla*«». )1 Third Mr*«. H«n Rr>rrl*ii; I will r * d hr M aro unii lb . o*h. m ra d la , lo HM1 ■ Ife. M r * M r. Iln.,1 lu ii „ I i »Vlm iri.il. An interentinK incident in tlie life of the late Mr. Brinllaui'li, M. P., Ima es caped notice in the iniiny biographical sketches. At a time when Mr. Brad laugh was most in need of money he narrowly escaped com in« in for a wind fall of over 1“J0,IMX). A Barnstaple gentle man named Tuberville—a brother of Mr. R. D. Black more, the famous author of “ Lorna Doone” —had such an admira tion for the junior metnlier for North ampton that, after a very short acquaint ance, he executed a will ill his favor. Mr. Tuberville died shortly afterward at Yeovil under circumstances which necessitated an inquest, and it then transpired that another will in favor of a young lady had been made. The latter will w a s disputed, and, eventually, as the result of a compromise, Mr. Brad laugh obtained £2,000. —London Tit-Bita 11« W hs Nut t o llla n ie . One day on a railroad car a lady al lowed her little Isiy, who could barely speak distinctly, to play about the car, and bye and live, to the horror of all of us, she discovered him complacently sitting outside on the ste|m. She brought him in. and sit hough the punishment Inflicted was mild his little heart seemed to bo completely broken. When, pres ently, the train stopped at a station great choking sobs could lie heard dis tinctly nil over the car, and suddenly we were all convulsed by a grieving, re proachful and utterly desolate little voice exclaiming, "Say, mamma, when a—naughty old—trainman leaves—a door wide open, how can—a baby help going out?"—West Shore. T ru m p e d III« P a r t n e r 's A re . At a social gathering a few evenings ago, the conversation turning upon luck a gentleman remarked: "A ll this talk about thirteen being an nnlncky num her is sheer nonsense. Whnt, for in stance, is luckier than holding thirteen trumps at whist T* "Humph?" replied another gentleman “ 1 held a thirteen trump hand once and didn't make more than one trick with itr "H ow could that be?" "W ell, you see, mv partner was some what hot tempemi, ami when I trumped his ace he jumped np hi I threw me out of the room."— Bo-ton t.lols-. “THE NEWSPAPER Mil,” ‘H JL O H V V C A TA R R H ____________ REMEDY. 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He points with pri>l« at hi* ex« lusiTe pos.««*sMons, ing more than deep cellar*, the flooring incurable, and he is left to shift lor him made of boards or stone, upon w hich »elf as a very obstinate fellow.—Detroit whu-h are made of a Chinaman’s finger Illustrated In the W orld I Cat a. pftt « nail which was four inches long when cnt. was pi ace. 1 a layer of straw or sawdust Free Press. ^ K. J. TOWER, BOSTON, MASS* The nail in the studs presents a shiny ap The sides were line«! with boards set A l th e T a b le t O l W l i P re s e n t. pearance and is susoepUble to changes in about a foot from the wall, and this Mannua W hy, B««ssie! Get down tho weather. Their owner claims that •pace was filled in with sawdust, tan bark 6USÍ5 W h H. from the back o f your chair. What are they were luccnafully used by him aa a or straw. A rough, thatched roof com I Cough l»yrup. to time !Vl«l by « 1 ru| weather barometer when he first got plete«l tlie structure, which was then you doing? Bessie— Mamma, you told me little them, bat their asefulneo* in thiadirK»- filled with ice, between the layer* of girl* should be seen, not heard.- Detna- tion had4been lost through a g * .— San w hich tan hark or sawdust was strew ed. raat's. , Francisco Letter. » . V. N. C. Ko. 478— S. F. N. V . So. I I. — D e t r o it Free Pram. WATERPROOF COAT M m iT -r n THE HARTM AN 8TEEL P ICK ET FENCE Costs no m orr than an ordinary c lu m -y w ood picket affair that nhutmrt* th* rKHTIMOM ALrt ^ jf 3 A I L E P t-REE l i A o o y , mmlMn tM , ¿ ¿ I n i Hartman Mfg. Co.. C* ' F*n*. ps- I- o 6 ,m ,. Gen W,«*rn t i l« , Art * ITH P R K E!* 508 51,1« St f lk lr .» David M . C la r k s o n , J r . . P o r t la n d ,i > r . Holly, M a s o n , M a r k s A Co., S p o k a n e Falls , W a s h Simonds Crescent Ground Cross Cuts. E W - S IM O N D S SAW #1 2 " I L L M W I . Alao S a w R e p a irin g . O O ., 7S F ro n t Stroot, P a rtla n d , o » . - g »