H IS A S H E S T O T H E W IN D . '
AST0R
h o u se
extravagance .
T h e L it tle OhLJLwIy T h n a ç h t T h a t
Mairy C l afltlles
W ere B tu fbing.
a fill
R O YAL
IS THE
B est Baking: Powder
The Official Government Reports:
The United States Government, after elaborate
tests, reports the R oyal B aking P owder to be of
greater leavening strength than any other. (Bul
letin 13, Ag. Dtp . , p. 599 .)
The Canadian Official Tests, recently made, show
the R oyal B aking P owder highest o f all in leaven
ing strength. ( Bulletin 10,/. 16, Inland Rev. Dep.)
In practical use, therefore, the R oyal B aking
P owder goes further, makes purer and more perfect
food, than any other.
Government Chemists Certify:
“ The Royal Baking Powder is composed o f pure and
wholesome ingredients. It does not contain either alum or phos
phates, or other injurious substances.
“ E d w a r d G. L o v e , P h . D ."
“ The Royal Baking Powder is undoubtedly the purest
and most reliable baking powder offered to the public.
“ H
enry
A. M
ott ,
M . D ., P h . D ."
“ The Royal Baking Powder is purest in quality and high
est in strength o f any baking powder o f which I have knowledge.
“ W m . M c M urtrie , P h . D.”
The Government Report shows all other baking
Powders tested to contain alum, lime
or sulphuric acid.
T oo
BACK FROM TOWN
Old frie n d » a llo t Is the best.
H alest like and heartiest;
R now od us first, and don’t allow
Wfc’rc so blam e m uch better n o * l
T hey was »te n d in ' at the bar»
W h en we grabbed **the klvvered kyars"
A nd lit out fe r town, to make
M oney—and that old mistake!
THE
F IR S T
LAW
OF
HATCH c
TWa ••'ii pje»erTAtlan U ectcjc>w*e»lge<a to be,
and people who adopt against the eacroache» ox
disease a genuine m edicinal safeguard, accred
ited by experience and the sanction of physi
cians, afford a happy illustration o f the wisdom
o f the saylug, lu tne health they rettore and
continue to enioy. Am ong the m aladies, agai- st
the growth o f w hich H ostetters Stomach Bit
ters aff-ird«« etli lent protection, diseases of the
kidneys and bladder are fiaught with the ut
most peril and exh ibit great obstinacy when o p
posed by ordii-ary means. The Bitters can aud
w ill suiidue them. No testimony Is stronger than
this. Used at the outaet and persist* utly, the
best results may be expected. This m edicine
also eradicates liver com plaint, constipation,
dyspepsia, malaria, iheum alfrm and nervous
ness.
y
M O T H E R S,
an d e s p e c i a l l y
nu rsin g m others,
need the strength
ening support and
help that cornea
w itn Dr. P ierce’s
F a vorite Prescrip
tion .
It lessens
the pains and bur-
d en s of c h ild -
bearing,
insures
healthy, vig orou s
o f f s p r i n g , and
p rom ote« an a bu n d a n t secretion o f nourish
m ent on the part o f the m oth er. It is an in
to u ic m ade especially fo r w om en,
-^m less in a n y con dition o f the
leuuu e bjbw dL as it regulates and prom otes
ell the natural fu n ction s and n ever con flicts
w ith them .
T h e 41 P rescrip tion ” builds up, strengthens,
and cure». In all the ch ro n ic weaknesses and
disorders that afflict w om en , it is g u a ra n teed
to benefit o r cu re, o r the m on ey is refunded.
8TRANGE FUNERAL
RITES OVER
A dear old lady from the country sat
HENRY MEYER’S REMAINS.
with her son, also from the country iu
the big din i I k room of the Astor h o * - a
Men who have ctitne
B e W a i In cin e ra te d t o th e M u sic o f ■ few eveuinj
B a n d —-H ie A ih s a W e r e C ast I n t o th e to New York from the country, if they
W e thought then the world we went
▲ lr fr o m th e S ta tu e o f L ib e r t y In New had seen her, would have been remind
Into beat “ T he S ettlem ent,”
ed of tfifcir grandmothers. Her face wae
Y o rk H a r b o r — A ll a* H e D ir e c te d .
A
n d the frien d » 'at w e’d m ake there
kindly, and there was just a little color
W ou ld beat any anyw here!
A little white cloud floated out from In it. She wasn’t very tall, and her fig
A nd they d o —fer that’b there biz;
the head of the Statue o f Liberty at 4 ore was comfortable. She wore a shawl.
T hey beat all the friends they Is—
*Cept the raal old friends like vou
•’clock in the afternoon, and in it dis Her bonnet was a little one, and in the
’At staid hom e, like I'd ort to!
appeared in the four winds of heaven front of it was some white lace. Her
A man takes a drink, then
The Japanese say
the drink takes
drink, and th • next dr.nk
W 'y , o f all the good things ytt
the remains of Henry Meyer, hotel gowu was of bombazine and of
takes
the
m
an
.”
I
a
iu
’t
shet
of,
U
to
quit
wliut ancient cut.
keeper, of Staten Island.
Business, and git back to sheer
To be buried in this singular, half
The big, brightly lighted worn inter
F o r th ro a t d isea ses a n d c o u g h s “ B rown*i
These old com forts w aitin’ here—
B ronchial Troches, ” lik e all o th e r really good
cynical fashion in midair, as it were, ested her. So did the p e * e at the
These old frieuds; and these old hands
t
h
in g s , are im ita te d , a n d p u rc h a se r s s h o u ld
’A t a feller understands;
was exactly as the dead man had often tables. While the sou was engaged in
be ca re fu l t o o b ta in th e g e n u in e a r tic le p re
These old w inter nights, aud old
directed while he lived. As he had the Bomewhat perplexing task of select
F o r «v e r y case o f C ata rrh w h ich th ey can
p
a
re d b y J ohn I . B row n A S on s .
Young folks chased in out the cold!
n ot cu re, the p rop rietors o f Dr. Sage's Ca
wished, his body was cremated, his ing the supper the old lady talked and!
tarrh
R em ed y agree to p a y $500 in cash.
Sing “ Hard T im e’s ’ ll com e ag’ in
One o f the haidest times to love an enem y is
handful of ashes was preserved in a box hly with the waiter. She told him that
when he seems to be prospering like a green bay Y o u ’re cu red b y its m ild, sooth in g, cleans
No M ore!” and neighbors all jin e tal
until the ueit .Sunday should come, she hoped Landlord Astor and Mis’ Astor
ing, and healing p roperties, o r y o u rs paid.
H ere’s a feller com e from town
and then, with the popping of cham were pretty well. The waiter explained
W an ts that air old fiddle down
From the ch im b ley! Git the floor
pagne bottles and expressions of good that Mr. Allen was the landlord, whereat
Cleared fer one cow tillion m ore! —
will, but no grief, was cast from the top the old lady expressed polite surprise.
It’s (Nike the kitchen tire, says he.
of Liberty whenever it would go. lu When the waiter had gone with the or
A nd shake a friendly leg with mol
“ A t Gettysburg m y ankle was smashed by a
the clear sunshine of the beautiful day, der she devoted a few momentsto study
—Jam es W m itcow b Riley in Century
bullet. Tho wound has caused m e great suffer
looking no bigger and of no more im- j ing the chandeliers. They represent
—AND—
ing, breaking o u t iu tor-
portance than a puff of cigar smoke, candles.
T o I m p r o v e C o o k in g R e ce ip ts .
3 ^ 3
r.ble sores ut intervals.
the cloud hung for a moment under the
“ I wonder,” she said, “ how under the
As a matter of useful information It Physicians made two
lee of the statue. Then the sharp north sun Mis’ Allen ever gets np there to may be stated that whenever a cooking amputations. At last my
west wind caught it, whirled it instantly snuff 'em.”
receipt calls for a baking powder the Mood became poisoned
out of sight in the direction of the dead
“ Snuff what?” asked her son.
“ Royal” should be used. The receipt ind sores broke out all
man's old home, and that was the last
“ W hy, them candles; they’re so high will be found to work better and surer, >ver my face and body.
—WILL FIND A 'FU LL LINK OF—
and the bread, biscuit, rolls, cakes, One day I read about
of the body o f Henry Meyer.
up.”
dumplings, crusts, puddings, crullers or H ood’s Sarsaparilla and
A jovial though an odd sonl, and a
The young man did not answer.
hotel keeper for thirty years at P ort!
The «...
old lady again gazed ...
at the chan- whatever made, will be produced sweeter, lecid ed to try it. Soon M r . H a m m o n d .
Richmond, Mr. Meyer was well known ' deliers reflectively. "They ain't no need lighter, fin »r-flavored, more dainty, pal- my w ife, in dressing m y
to every Staten Islander and a good of all that light,” she said. "M is’ Allen a’ able ami wholesome. Besides, the eg, said the w ound lo o k e d better and in a few
“ Royal” will go fnrt er or has greater months, thank God, the soros all over m y body
many other people, too. From the name is a powerful wasteful woman.”
leavening nower, and is therefore more healed, aud now four years later, have never
of his hotel he got to tie called “ Puck”
Her son was apparently a man of few economical than any other powder.
shown any sign o f reappearing.” G eo . M. H am
Meyer, so that his real first name was words. Hor criticism was unnoticed.
Many receipts as published si ill cal) mond , 219 M aguo.ia St., Syracuse, N. Y.
generally forgotten. He was a skeptic,
Presently the waiter brought the bread for cream of tartar and so ‘ a, the old-
socialist, a strenuous advocate of cre and tho plates, and what the old lady fashioned way of rais ng. Modern cook
mation, a pretty good liver and a man evidently thonght was a superabundance ing ami expert cooks do rot sanction
when all other rem edies fall.
of great popularity in spite of a thousand of knives and forks. She greeted him this old wav. In all such re:eip t«th e
HOOD’S PILLS are purely vegetable, and d o not
peculiarities which will he Stateu Island pleasantly. “ Back again, hey?” she said R*yal BakiDg Powder should be substi
p u rje, pain or gripe. Sold b y all drug ists.
folk lore for generations.
“ you're pretty quick. But, Horace," she tuted without fail.
The greatest adepts in the culinary art
No one saw “ Puck" die.
He was added to tier son, “ you ordered some are p u ti ular to use the “ Royal” only,
For sale at lowest prices and most advantageous
terms at
foond dead in his bed in the hotel on the thin’ more than bread, didn't you?”
and the authors of the most popular cook
morning of Feh. 14. His wife was the
“ It will bo here shortly,” put in tho books ami the teachers of the successful
^ T Ä >rt
first to discover his death. As his will, waiter, with a polite bow. The old lady cooking schools, with whom the best re
THEBEST
made many years ago, directed, the body gave him a sweet smila “ I’m pretty sults are imperative, are careful to im
press their readers and pupils with the
was taken to the Fresh Pond crematory, hungry,” she said.
IgOUGH CURE
on Long Island, two days later and in
Several of the diners had overheard imoortance of its exclusive employment.
The Royal Baking Powder is the great r?V 50 c&'l £ 3
cinerated. A committee from the Staten her observations. Somo of them were
s u m p t io n , C o u g h s, C r o u p , S o re
Island Schuetzen corps, of which Meyers hard faced business men. They didn't est help of modern times to perfect cook T C h u r o re a » t . C o n Sold
by all Druggists on a Guarantee.
PO R TLA N D . OR.
ing, and everv receipt requiring a quick
had been a member, accompanied the laugh at her. They only regarded her
Fora Lame Side, Back or Chest S h ilo h ’s P orous
raising ingredient should embody it.
P laster will give great satisfaction.— 25 cen ts.
remains in three carriages, with a brass with lively interest. She smoothed out
Write for pri es and terms before b uyin g else
hand.
tho tablecloth carefully, and inspected
H ank Cars.
S H IL O H ’S V I T A L I Z E R .
where.
Mrs.
T.
S.
H
a
w
k
in
s,C
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a
tta
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n
.,
say*:
re.T.S.r
—
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The body was dressed in tho bine uni the silver, evidently with approval
New Zealand has set an example
-oh’i
11 Shiloh
'1 VUallztr ' S A VVI> M Y L I F E ? 1
Tho waiter brought the meal and gave which might ailvantageously be follow
form of the Schuetzen corps, and after it
had been consumed the brass buttons thoold lady close attention, which pleased ed in certain parts of this country. In
aud other pieces of rnctul which the tire her immensely. She smiled on him and the same way ¡is we have “ cathedral
had not destroyed were preserved as asked ufter tho health of his family. As oars” it has “ traveling banks." A clefk
souvenirs. The ashes, weighing little she roso from the table she said to him representing tha bank travels up anil
A m on th ly jou rn al o f spe
moro than three pounds, were of a “ Tell Mis’ Allen I’d like to have her down a railway line for tlie transaction
cial interest to Printers.
whitish color and as feathery as cigar recipy for that snow pudilin’, but I’m in of the ordinary business of the bank
H a v e y o u Catarrh? T ry th li Remixly. It win
Reporters, Editors and
relieve and Cure y o u . P rice 60 eta. This In
ashes. They were carefully placed in a a hurry.
with those who have not sufficient facil
Publishers.
le c t o r f o r ita successfu l treatm ent is furnish©,
round tin box and put in charge of First
Tho waiter bowed and said gravely ities for coming into the city. Laden free. S hiloh’s Hemediea a re sold b y us on a
I f you d on ’t receive it
Lieut. Moritz Wegerlo. Then, with the that ho would do so. And as the old with a sachel containing his supply of guarantee to g iv e satisfaction.
and want it, write
baud playing a lively air, the party re lady passed ont of the door one of tho cash, and provided with a teller’s usual
diners raised a glass aud exclaimed, “ The precautions against robbery, the clerk
turned to Staten Island.
The sjiecial committee took the steam old lady—God bless her!”—New York makes the carriage his headquarters,
Letter.
er Bay Ridge for Bedloe’s Island.
and there receives visits from customers
To avoid curiosity Lieut. Wegerle had
at the way st.ations, changing checks or
E s p e c ia l C h a rm o f a F a v o r it e C lu b.
C le a n s e s th e
the tin box in a brown Gladstone bag.
taking deposits as occasion may require
| £ P î - D i & h e * ° ]
N a sa l P a s s a g e s .
Tho fact that wo know each other very
He swung this carelessly in his hand as
This plan is said to prove profitable to
Jfc £? k.
PO R TLAND
-
OREGON.
well
is
the
reason
of
the
charm
of
a
cer
A
ll
a
y
s
P
a
in
a
n
d
the party climbed to the top o f the ped
the bank and a great convenience to the
I n f la m m a t io n .
estal. Then they went outside the statue tain American club. It gives an idea of settlers, who are saved ¡ill the trouble of
on tho stone platform surrounding it, this place to say that people find them journeying to town to relieve themselves H e a ls t h e S o r e s . |
selves neglecting their business in order
and there tho bag was 0 |>ened and the
R e s to re s th e
to get tliero in time for luncheon. It is of surplus money or to procure change
S e n se s o f T a s te
master of ceremonies disclosed four
a n d S m e ll.
not that the company is so unusual It is not difficult, however, to see that
brown paper bags, each containing an
There are, no doubt, attractive men, full the New Zealanders are not properly ed
equal amount o f Meyer's ashes. There
of interesting knowledge; there is plenty ucateil in the matter of train robbery.—
was a spoonful or two left in the bottom
TR Y THE G U R E . H A Y - F E V E R
of good talk. But it is not enongh that New York Commercial Advertiser
of tho case, which were saved for
A particle Is applied Into each nostril an * lHagree-
tho talk should be good; the men must
Puck's” married sister on Staten Island
able Price, 5^ cents at druggists’ or by m all.
T by G i b m i a fo r b rea k fa st.
be seen and heard through an atmosphere
E L Y B R O T H E R S , 5fl W arren Street, N ew Y ork.
at her request.
of friendship. Somo of the nicest men
As he handed around the bags Mr.
VALENTINE’ S
choose to say very little; but these are Hue En&mollne Stove .Palish : no dnst. no smell.
Rinschler made this speech:
men in whom, in tho course of daily ac
A fu ll s to 'k of Raym ond Extension Roller
Here are the ashes o f old ‘Puck’
Skate» constantly ou hand.
quaintance, yon learn to discover very
Meyer. Ho was a good man, beloved by |
Ladies
or
6entlemen.
charming qualities and friendly disposi
Fir© A r m s , F is h in g T a c k le
all. 1 never knew of any wrong thing
Latest improved. Is rfcogn ized by the m edi
tions.
al protetsion as the only com m on-sense belt
—AND—
he ever did."
made for the cure ot Seminal Weak ess, Pains
Possibly everybody is not charming,
W hen we least
S p o r t i n g G o o d » o f E v e r y l .'c s c r l p t i o n
Each man that got a bag stuck it into i
in Back. Loss o f Memory, Hysteria, Nervou
Perhaps there is even a bore or two; but
expect
t
h
e
m
,
Prostration, or any d sease arising from youth
his pocket. Then tho party proceeded
ful indire ction. Relieves in one or two days
bores are very human, and, to my think
accidents w i l l
to climb tho winding stairs to Liberty's
Rheumatism, Constipation, Paralysis, Kidney or
befall us, a veri
ing, rather cozy. There is a gentleman
-
PORTLAND, OR.
Liver Troubles. P r i c e it Id). Sen i for circular. 9 3 F ir s t S t r e e t ,
head. Their movements, however, hail
fication o f the
who tells over the same story, but nobody
Sent t . O. D. or on rece pt o f price. Address
Send 5 cents In 6 tamps for new 112-page illu s
been observed by Watchman Horn, and
old
adage
that
trated
catalogue.
O
S
U
O
O
D
H
K
O
N
,
U
r
u
f
f
j
r
U
t
s
,
minds it as much as lie would if he knew,
as they began tho ascent ho called out:
the unexpected
O a k la n d ................................................ C a l i f o r n ia
and he doesn’t. Even the gentleman who
"W hat havo yon got there? ‘Puck’ I
|Y|AN N £ q o n e p u t t e r
always h ap
I is always talking about his health per
Meyer?”
pens. T h e fol
I
,f lst qnuhty can ever
W ill cn t Dry or Green
forms a benaficient office; he insinuates
'O 'U e JC X t (»sen t by mail. May-
lowing r e c i tes
Consternation was deplete«! on every
Bones, Meat, Gristle sud all
into tho miuds of his auditors an im
Green Cut BONES will
iap y.,u suoi» it. By freight, prepaid il
how an active business man was
face until Horn shouted again: "It's
pression that life is valuable.—E. S. Nadal suddenly brought down.
double the num ber o f eggs
pre’erred, wephipsa’ely 4, 5 or 8 it. trees;
all right. G o ahead. You can come
—will make them more fer
in Scribner's.
2 yr R >seso( rare excellence, everything !
t
il e - w il l carry tho hen»
up!" Up they went accordingly, hut in
T H E TR A IN STOPS.
safely through the m olting
Yon actually pay less than for the puny
C incin ., 0 .—‘" Recsntly while in the act of
one of tho sharp turns Capt. Fink who
period and put them !u
Ilitrguiu C o u n te r R e p a r te e ,
stuff.
1,0
0
acres
Nurseries.
21,00)
acres
alighting from my car. I stepped upon a stone,
con d ition to lay when eggs
is a portly man, got hopele&sly stuck.
turning: suddenly under my foot, threw
Orchards. Exact information about trees
An early morning customer in a big which,
com m an d the highest pnee
Ho handed his hag of ashes to Mr. Boeho
me to the ground, with a severely sprained ankle.
and w ill d ovelop e y
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and
fruits.
8tark
Bros
,
Louisiana,
Mo.
oai
and went back to the pedestal. It had retail «lry goods shop is apt to hear somo T H E M A N A C E R S T O P S .
ch ick s faster than *ny
Other food.
lieen intended to throw the ashes from quaint talk among the clerks, who amuse Suffering exceedingly, I was helped into my
i Big CMsth#acxno«Bi*c*.
____[ leading ramedy for ail it
Feed Green Bones and
the torch, but that was impossible. They themselves by chaffing one another while
car, and my man rubbed me most generously
r C n T M l n '^ unnatural dtochargftB a»
n se C’ r e o N o z o n e to kill
had forgotten the necessary formality of waiting for tho active trade o f the day with arnica and kindred remedies, but to no
T oS D A V ft.^ private dtsraara of nr•«
the lice, and you will make
avail.
f o«»r»ntM4 aot t* M certain core for the
the special permit.
to begin. Ill an up town shop the other
\fifty per cent m ore profit,
• bum Btrietnr«
tatlng weakness psenflr
Each man took his station therefore in morning a customer heard the follow
A P O IN T T O S TO P A T .
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to women.
Bend for Catalogue and
I
MM.nl
T
b
y
I
prescribe
Hand
fee!
sai
Reaching a station where St. Jacobs Oil could
_
p ricea
the head corresponding to the points of ing dialogue:
I
T
H
E
E
V
A
N
S
C
H
E
NiCtt
C
o
,
in
recommending
!t
4
be
procured,
two
bottles
o
f
it
T
fiP
the compass, and ns each hag was einp-
PETALUIl IXCUBATOR COIP’Y. PETALUMA. CAL,
. CMC nnat .,0 | B B | ell sufferer«.
were bought, and the applies- '
—
"Say, fanny?" from the ribbon counter.
tied the members cried, "H ero goes tho
c - e e. J m T J 8T0NER, M D .OfCATiHLk
tion of it resulted at once in
“ What is it. ribbons?” from the fan
ashes of ‘ Puck’ Meyer. Happy days!”
relief from pain, which h a d '
well nigh become unbearable..
"Happy days to old ‘Puck’ Meyer," counter.
I was out and about my work
“ W hy is it that y ou are so unpopular in
said Mr. Rinschler.
three days.”
"H o was a good fellow," remarketl with the ladle«?"
W . W PF.ABOPY.
YOUNG MEN!
Lieut. Wegerle.
Prest. & Genl. Man. O. Sc M.
"G ive it up.”
T h e S p e cific A No. I.
R. R.
"Y on ’re right he was," said the others
Cures, without fail, all cases of C h m o rr*
“ Because in cold weather they don't
hoes* und €•>!*©*, no matter of how long
altogether, according to the prearranged fan -s«'c, you?"
standing. Prevents stricture. It being an In
T h e Pain Stops.
formula.
ternal r**mody. Cures when everything elae
Say,
ribbons,
why
is
your
trade
like
has failed. Sold by all Druggists.
Do you believe in the resurrection?"
Manufacturer»; The A. 8 cnoenheUMedicine
asked one o f the committee o f a brother I Ibat of a granger.’
mem tier as they boariled the 5 o’clock
"W h y is it?”
boat.
j “ 'Because so much of it is gros grain."
"W ell, 1 guess there’s something in | —New York Times.
it," said tho brother laconic all»-.
|
__________________
Then all I've got to say
y is that ‘ Puck'
H e Taken tlie C ak e fo r E c o n o m y .
Meyer will find a hard job pulling him
T R E A T E D FREE.
Italian and Petite, one year old ; 3 »o 4 feet
Tht>re is a farmer in Wrightown tow n
self together when that day comes.”
P o s it lv ly C u re d w it h V e g e t a b le R e m e d ie s high. 120 per 1,000 ; 4 to 6 feet high, $35 ».*r 1,000,
Meyer was 50 years olii «ad came to ship who will perhaps in time get rich,
Have cured thousands o f cases. Cure caees pro Packing done at cost, All trees warranted true
nounced hopeless by bestphjslctans. From first doss to name aud free from insects or scale. Send
_________
_______________
this
country
from Hamburg _____
about _____
thirty- as he is economy and watclifnlness per-
symptoms disappear: In ten days at least two-thirds orders to THOB. J. DAVIS, attorney In fact for
fivc years ago. lie was one of tho first sonified. He engaged a girl to assist in
Regis Leblanc is a French Cana d l symptoms removed Send for free book testimo G. E. Watkins; address, Portland, Or.
volunteers from Staten Island ou the the house at stated wages per week. dian store keeper at Notre Dame de nials o f miraculous cure«. Ten lays’ treatment
free by mall. If you order trial, send 10c. In stamp«
northern side during the rebellion. He When they agree«l to settle, nearly a
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nr pay postage D r II H G reen A S o n ». Atlanta,«».
in red
served through the war and got a wound year later, he hail a bill against her of a Stanbridge, Q uebec, Can., xvho was If you order trial return this advertisement to no*
d V í . áíi*PHÉÑv:^tm ea-r~
i,Ohé»
in his left leg iu n skirmish iu Tennosse«'. little more than get for loss of time for cured o f a severe attack o f Congest
He refuse«l to let the surgeons amputate
ion o f the Lungs by Boschee’s Ger
his limb, although they said he couldn't “ gaping” at the cars as they went to and man Syrup. H e has sold many a
The very remarkable and certain
fro.
It
seems
that
after
the
construction
live unless he did. amt brought the leg
rel ef (riven weman by MOORE’S
and the rest o f his body home safe and train got to running she would go every bottle o f German Syrup on his per
RE\ EALED REMEDY has given
sound at the end <<f the war. He never time it passed to the door, look at it, sonal recommendation. I f you drop t the name of Woman’s Frietd. It is
uniformly snccess-
wore an overcoat, alwavs wore a silk throw up her hands and apron anil laugh, him a line h e'll give you the full nl in reliev es the hacksches, I eadachee
and weakness
hat the year round and always curried a so pleaseil at the sight. This loss of time facts o f the case direct, as he did us, vhich burden and shorten a woman’s
life. Thon s a n ds
cane. Tlie Stateu Island children al was charged aguiuet her in their settle and that Boschee’s German Syrup if women testify for it. It will give health and strength
most worshiped him.
ind
make
life
a
pleasure.
FOR
SALE
BY
ALL
It nRTTOOtSTR.
Mover provided in his will that his ment. Long headed man, that.—Doyles brought him through nicely.
always will. It is a good medicine
friends should have a champagne supper town Democrat.
after scattering his ashes, bnt it waa
and thorough in its work.
•
K e p t Ilia A p p o in tm e n t .
found that no money remained for this.
In fact, the man tiled a IsinkrunL Ilia
Mr». Blifkins (tune uiiilnitfht)— Hor
plac«> at Port Richmond was sola under rors! Husband! husband! I hear tome
forecli«8nre tho day after he died. He on»' borrowing through the wall.
left oue child, a son !! years old, by his
Mr. Blifkins—Well, well! It tunst be
present wife. His life was a fast and a
merry one. ami his friends hartllv knew that book agent. I knew we’d all be in
whether to laugh i«r cry over his memory. bed b y 11 o 'c l o c k , and I told him to call
at h a lf jKist.— G o o d News.
A War Veteran
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Printing Material and Machinery
s H IL O H S l
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Cor. Front and Alder Streets,
H u rd t o C h oos e.
A n E le v a te d R a ilr o a d E p is o d e .
Mrs. Bargain—What are you worrying
She was a Normal college girl, and she
about this morning?
decided to take the Sixth avenue elevated
Mr. Bargain—I need some new clothes railroad up town. Being in haste, she
and u new watch, and I can’t make up carried her coin in her mouth, that she
my mind whether to get the clothes at a might lose no time at the ticket window.
shop where they give away watches, or When she reached the ticket window she
to buy the watch at a shop where they ■wallowed the coin and several people
give away clothes.—Loudon Tit-Bits.
missed several trains while she coughed
it up again. When her ticket was de
T H I F A T U K K O F M A N Y IL L S .
posited she discovered herself to be on
the down town side. She was in a hurry,
Constipation lead» to a multitude of and she gritted her teeth and ran down
phyttical troubles. It is generally the re •tairs. Then she got rattled, crossed
sult of carelp.sHness or indifference to the Twenty-third street instead of crossing
simplest rule of health. Kugeno McKay of the avenue and, mounting, found herself
Brantford, Ont., write»:
where she had been before.
“ I had for »everal year» been a sufferer
She stuck her tongue out at the gate-
from con»tipation, hail taken a great many
different remedies, some of which did me man and started again. As she crossed
good for a time, but only for a time; then Sixth avenue the guteman 011 the down
my trouble came back worse than ever. I town side called to the gateinan on the
wa» induced by a friend, whom B k a n - up town side that a crazy girl was com
d k r t h ’ h P il l s had benefited, to try them.
Took two each night for a week; then one ing. She came. She was a good deal
eve’ y "ight for about six weeks. Since out of breath, and she stuffed a $5 bill
that time I have not experience the slight through the window*. As a train drew
est difficulty whatever, and my bowels up she swept together her change, mostly
mo e regularly ev ryday. 1 believe firmly
that for »lug* is lines’» of the bowel» and bil- silver, flung it into the ticket box, and,
iotiHnesH B r a n d r k t ii ’ h P il l s are far »upe- firmly grasping her ticket, dashed for a
rior to any other.”
place. The gateinan <1 ragged her back,
A geulu* id a person who finds out things for but she did not believe him. Then, while
otner people.
the station telegraphed to the central of
fice for instructions, she sat and made
K t lT T C K I A N D PII.KH C U B E D .
faces at the guteman over the way. And
We positively oure rupture, piles and all rec- thegatemau on the down town side called
t il diseases w ithout palu or detention from busl
to the gateman on the up town side:
ness No cure, no pay. Also all Private dis
eases. Address for pamphlet Drs. Porterfield A
‘ ‘Are you going to the ball this even-
Losuy, Ml Murk«-i street Han Franclaco.
lug?”
And the gateinan on the up town side
A m ugw um p i>* Hii animal Ihst can eat out of
called to tin; gateinan 011 the down town
both stacks of hay a i the same tim o.
side: “ Not this evening.”—New York
• IOO Itl£\V A III» 9 1 0 0 .
Sun.
The r-aders o f this paper w ill tie pleased to
learn that there N a t least one dreaded disease
that sc e ce has been sh e to euro In all iis
staves, slid ihst s Cwt-irrh Hall's Ustarrh Cure
is the oiily positive cure known to the medical
ira ernity Catarrh, being a constitutional dis
ease, r <jnlre.HM eonsiituiiouai treatment. Hall s
Catarrh Coro U t ti .011 Internally, sctln g dire tly
upo 1 1 he blood and m ucous surfaces < f the s s
te o, thereby destroyn g toe foundation of the
dl » oh . no and giving ine patient strength by build
i n f u p the • uuatliatHm aud asslstlug uaiuro in
d oin g its wo k. The proprietors have so much
frith n Its curative powers that they offer One
Hundred Dollar'« for any ease that it falls to
cunt, noud for list« f ten imonlals. Address
K. J. iH K N K Y At CO., Toledo, O.
* fo ld by druggists; 7ft cents.
A bird in the l and It» worth two In the bUNh,
Though ko iieour- lb* ir pluiiiMge nud rega
But, 111 n « mu of an oriole robin or thrash.
Let the bird be a blight gulden eagle.
Ladies, why use shoe dress
ing’s that have alcohol, acid, and
ammonia in them, and spoil
your Shoes? Watson's Peerless
Polish has none of these Injuri
ous Ingredients. It Is guaran
teed.
A Ruddy Glow
on cheek
and brow
is evidence
that th e
b o d y is
getting proper nourishment.
When this glow of health is
absent assimilation is wrong,
and health is letting down.
Scott's Emulsion
taken immediately arrests
waste, regardless o f the
cause. Consumption must
yield to treatment that stops
waste and builds flesh anew.
Almost as palatable as tnilk
Prepared by Scott A Bowne, N Y
All dniriWt«
If
You Think
any kind of a cn*p w til do, the
a n y k In d Of M «d a Wll O I III t r
the 1 .%- m rvNiills you ahulll«t |>lunt
FERRY’S SEEDS.
I Always th« »«•■at. they art* n o «n u * «l i
[
the otandnrl •verywtierr.
F f r r f ’ w V n l \nimnt m in- m.wt
Im p o rta n t I x h j W < f the k in d p i.o
llatud.
It |a invaluable to the
planter.
W e m -n d it t e e r .
I). At. f e r r y a c o .
DETROIT,
M ick.
O ld O a ld moi M in .
m oi worn oM M
«■>4 M l.* I .M l *n Ik. oM a d nUabt. b oa* al A
Onla*«». )1 Third Mr*«. H«n Rr>rrl*ii; I will r * d hr
M aro unii lb . o*h. m ra d la , lo HM1 ■ Ife. M r *
M r. Iln.,1 lu ii „ I i
»Vlm iri.il.
An interentinK incident in tlie life of
the late Mr. Brinllaui'li, M. P., Ima es
caped notice in the iniiny biographical
sketches. At a time when Mr. Brad
laugh was most in need of money he
narrowly escaped com in« in for a wind
fall of over 1“J0,IMX). A Barnstaple gentle
man named Tuberville—a brother of
Mr. R. D. Black more, the famous author
of “ Lorna Doone” —had such an admira
tion for the junior metnlier for North
ampton that, after a very short acquaint
ance, he executed a will ill his favor.
Mr. Tuberville died shortly afterward
at Yeovil under circumstances which
necessitated an inquest, and it then
transpired that another will in favor of
a young lady had been made. The latter
will w a s disputed, and, eventually, as
the result of a compromise, Mr. Brad
laugh obtained £2,000. —London Tit-Bita
11« W hs Nut t o llla n ie .
One day on a railroad car a lady al
lowed her little Isiy, who could barely
speak distinctly, to play about the car,
and bye and live, to the horror of all of
us, she discovered him complacently
sitting outside on the ste|m. She brought
him in. and sit hough the punishment
Inflicted was mild his little heart seemed
to bo completely broken. When, pres
ently, the train stopped at a station
great choking sobs could lie heard dis
tinctly nil over the car, and suddenly
we were all convulsed by a grieving, re
proachful and utterly desolate little
voice exclaiming, "Say, mamma, when
a—naughty old—trainman leaves—a
door wide open, how can—a baby help
going out?"—West Shore.
T ru m p e d III« P a r t n e r 's A re .
At a social gathering a few evenings
ago, the conversation turning upon luck
a gentleman remarked: "A ll this talk
about thirteen being an nnlncky num
her is sheer nonsense. Whnt, for in
stance, is luckier than holding thirteen
trumps at whist T*
"Humph?" replied another gentleman
“ 1 held a thirteen trump hand once and
didn't make more than one trick with
itr
"H ow could that be?"
"W ell, you see, mv partner was some
what hot tempemi, ami when I trumped
his ace he jumped np hi I threw me out
of the room."— Bo-ton t.lols-.
“THE NEWSPAPER Mil,”
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^ o V JE fts ,
O d d s In th e D iffe re n ce .
f/SH B it» *"
When a subject of the king of Da
F in g e r N *ll J e w e lr y .
K a r l ; Ice h o u se * .
homey is ailing he is ble«l from the arm.
A Ran Francisco modeler of «tataary
In America icehouses have been known If this diH<en’t cure him he is laid on his
for at least SOO year*. They were at face and two men walk np and down has a set of shirt and cuff stmls made of
Mark n on ttebwt
Unit very primitive affair*, being noth hia spine. If this fails, his case is imlled Chinese finger nail* *et in gohl. He points
with pri>l« at hi* ex« lusiTe pos.««*sMons,
ing more than deep cellar*, the flooring incurable, and he is left to shift lor him
made of boards or stone, upon w hich »elf as a very obstinate fellow.—Detroit whu-h are made of a Chinaman’s finger Illustrated
In the W orld I
Cat a. pftt «
nail which was four inches long when cnt.
was pi ace. 1 a layer of straw or sawdust Free Press.
^
K. J. TOWER, BOSTON, MASS*
The
nail
in
the
studs
presents
a
shiny
ap
The sides were line«! with boards set
A l th e T a b le t O l W l i P re s e n t.
pearance and is susoepUble to changes in
about a foot from the wall, and this
Mannua W hy, B««ssie! Get down tho weather. Their owner claims that
•pace was filled in with sawdust, tan bark
6USÍ5 W h H.
from
the
back
o
f
your
chair.
What
are
they were luccnafully used by him aa a
or straw. A rough, thatched roof com
I Cough l»yrup.
to time !Vl«l by « 1 ru|
weather barometer when he first got
plete«l tlie structure, which was then you doing?
Bessie— Mamma, you told me little them, bat their asefulneo* in thiadirK»-
filled with ice, between the layer* of
girl* should be seen, not heard.- Detna- tion had4been lost through a g * .— San
w hich tan hark or sawdust was strew ed.
raat's.
, Francisco Letter.
» . V. N. C. Ko. 478— S. F. N. V . So. I I.
— D e t r o it Free Pram.
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