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* VALLEY RECORD VALLEY RECORD PKHK*KI> BltlCKM. Lady-killer»—Corsets. Chas. Wendell ha» a fine line of bolalav prsrento» I. G. Meua, oi Grants Haas, intemia starting a trrist mill at Riddle’» Miaa Ol a Brown ia spending the whi ter st Portland with Iter sistt r, Mrs. J T. Gearin. Ar* you Mamed ? if »ot, »end your »<1- I dreaatoTite American Corresponding Club. P, O. Box SIX, Clariulxirg. W. Va Rav Satrhwell, of the Postal telegraph office in this city, ia eating hia Cbriattnas dinner with hia parents at Corvallis. Man « haU for 5b rente each at O. H Blount’». The Medford Raptiatk held a puMic Chriatmas tree entertainment last night, making a present to every child in town. Rmlain’s Microbe killer is no* kept for sale at the C. O. D. Emporium of Wilson A Watewor1.li, in Reeser'» block, Aahand. W. C Runzler anti Frank Crowson, of Ashland, have rone to Wisconsin and Minnesota—tlieir former Itomes—and will return some time next year. If you want to enjoy your meal« strength- •n vour duresUon with Him mon» fjver Reg- ulalor VOL. III. ASHLAND, JACKSON Real EMatc Transfers. W B Roberto APB O’Neil, partners, to Rufus Edward»—s e *« of n e ‘j sec 21 tp 38 a, r 2 w, 40 acres; $400. 8 H Hull to Wm Singer—lots 15 and 16, block 20, Medford ; $2000. R Edwards to Julia A Edwards—lot 17 block 22, Medford ; $000. Rufus Ed wards to John ami Wm Ed wards—« e ’i of n w sec 21, tp 38 a, r 2 w, 40 acres, on which ia situate'i a saw t mill; $2000. Win Slinger to C D Ragsdale—iota 15 and 16, Mock 20, Medford: $250'). A < HK 1ST M AH EVE IN IRELAND (Jltristmas eve in the mountains of | Ballycoltuan, in the County Cork, Ire land. A blazing turf fire ou the hearth stone. In the chimney corner sat Daniel H. I. Brewer, rej>reuenting the Pacific Douovan. 70 years old, who could talk -tate Having, Loan and Building Co., te nothing but < iaelic. He was twisting a trying to get Medford citizens intereshd little wooden wheel which connecteil by in a building and loan association. a passage under the hearthstone with Men'» $4JM grain »boe» reduce*I to $:i.<)0 the middle of the fire, which flickered . at O. H. Blount'». aud flare-1 ar tlie current of air swept Hunday Mercury: Tlie Parnell case is through. Next to the old man sat at least a warning for statesmen to keep Biddy, aged 30. with her hair brushed a clean record in privste as arall as pub smoothly back from her forehead end lic lite. Tbs public verdict is n hopeful tied in a Roman knot at the back of her ' sign of the times. bead. Close to Biddy sat Mary, who had j For h<e»e-<M,lic Mtniinon» Liver Regulator . never seen a Mack man or a Chinaman. Sandwiched between Mrs. Donovan 1» known to lie the hext remedy. and Mary sat the American visitor. Tlie The Isiks Labfoh accident cost the B. i P. $250,000 in settlement with the in- : old woman was smoking and crooning, jured. llow much tlie Oregonian got for and a little grandchild with cheeks like trying to make the public believe that a ripe peaches stood with her golden head resting on her grandmother’s knee. rail was renoved, is not stated. Picture frame» made to order at H. 8.1 The firelight danced and gleamed over Kmsry's. the little group as the December wind Ijtwyrre R«yl>urn and Keteay got hot I came down the wide inonthed chimney. and ha<l a personal encounter in Judge The scene was so suggestive of peace J’ipes’ court at Corvallis. The judge and rest that for fifteen minutes no oue promptly cooled the belligerents off by ' spoke. Then Mrs. Donovan said: dashing a fine of $20 apiece at the com “And meblsj the Yankee gintleinan ’Ll batants. sing ns a sung?" Men'« white »blrt* till Dec. l.'itb will le i He would indeed have been an nn •old for 50cte apiece at O. H. Blount ». grateful fellow who shonld refuse such Billy Chinook, one of tlie best known a request under circumstances at once Indiana ia Oregon, died at Warm Spring : so Itoutely and so hrnpitable. Ami in agency the ether day He was Fremont's that grqteful atmosphere he felt some of guide in 1847 on his trip from Oregon to the old time sweetness come into his California. In 1841) he mined in tliat voice as he sang uf the harp that once state. In 1858 he went back to St. Louis the soul of music shed in Tara's halls. and went to school for awhile. He was an<l told in song the story of how two an elder in the United Presbyterian church at Warm Spring and was aa eyes of Irish blue looked np at Pat Mal foy. And as he wing it look of rapt won square an Indian aa one often meets. der and adniiratitm came into the fac • o! Boy«' suite $2.00 up at O. H. Blount*». his homely listeners. He forgot that liis One petition asking the legislature to „ audience was a few Irish peasauts, and appropriate $250,000 for the worhl’a fair stauding upright he clasped the l»u k of exhibit and another against were placed his chair and p<Hired out into the lowly side by side at Cottage Grove No effort was made to secure signatures to either. thatched cottage fh.it wonderful aria by Within two davs the petition against the Muligue, “Pour Ont Thy Heart Before appropriation had ninety-two names at the Lord." Hu had snng it liefore iu a tached to It, while the other had but one. massive cathedral accompanist! by a The people generally, we believe, would great organ, aud liutl heard the tones of I favor a moderate num, but we do not be his voice go ringing down the echoing lieve they are In favor of a sum that par nave, but never had ho felt tho sweet- takes of a job and junketing expedition. ness mid lieuuty of it as on that Christ Tbs diseovvry of a preventive for croup, mas eve in the lowly little cabin in the ia ons of th* mast important made in re mountains. An-l when he had finished cent year». Since fir»t discovered it lias the aria and resumed his seat, Mrs. Douo beau qse<l in uanv canes, and with unvary ins sqcoms . Ite being within the reach of van suggested: “Mebbe tlie giutlenuui will sing us u an makes it tli« more valuable. It te oulv • Cbamberlain'M from there given by the Journ- _ --------- r-------good-looking man, would be taken for the mayor of the town where 1 hare was sneb a person—it ia reasonable to preautne he ia the same chap from Walla Walla who a few years ago invaded Jackson and Siskiyou countv towns and by his shape and a cheerful amount of brass made many friends among the ladies. As still further indi cating that he ia the boy who was in Ashland, and that he hasn’t changed his tactics, we quote from that paper’s de scription: "He owes various small amounts abort town, such as a $60 board bill to Mrs. Mee, a $12 room bill to Mrs. wo.ui.in, a jfuvii i.KM bill uni at ui the 111« Com Reynolds, <ood sired mereiai Restaurant and various little mercial bilia» about town.” Personal Liberty r». Physical Slavcrj. We are all free American cituens. enjoy ing our personal liberty; but most of us are in physical slavery, suffering from scrofula, »all rnettui or mime other form of impure blood. Hood'»Sarsaparilla is lhe great blood purifier which dissolves the bonds of disease, gives hralth and perfect physical liberty. TH$1 KILKENNY FIGHT. VALLEY RECORD. children have the usual Christmis tree? Was everybody in go»! health: Was any one wishing for the sb.-umt one? And liefore the lines were out of his mouth he went all to pieces like a ship on the rocks. He was a strong man who prided himself on hi.; eynicisin and materialism. He could nut reui- in- ber 1 he time when his eyes had lieen wet liefore. But sitting there u:»n a c’uur with h seat made of straw rutie, and eur- rounded by as simple and ingenuous peo ple as the sun over shone upon, he placed his hands over his face, and the tears ran through his lingers and fell npon the hearthstone. An awestrnck tdlenee fell upon the little group, broken by the moaning of the wind in the chimuey. Mrs. Donovan, her face shining with BytniMitliy, gently tapped the str ":.g-r ou the shoulder and whispered in his ear: •‘If ye were to take u cup o' the Congo (ten] ye'd feel betther, sir!" He took the "Congo” and felt better. Theu ho went outside, and looking up at the stars wondered why it whs ne 'e :’j for him to go 3,000 miles away from home in order to make a fool oi lliius •if. E rnest J arbold Where the Au Amwes a Crowd. DOLPH IN A COHN EK. A Sale Invest men!. Is one1 which is guaranteed to bring you satisfactory results, or in case of failure a return of purchase price On this safe plan you can buy from our advertised Druggist a bottle of Dr King’s New Dis covery for Consumption It is guaranteed to bring relief in every case, when used for any affection of Throat, Lungs and Chest, such us consumption, Inflammation of Lungs. Bronchitis, Asthma, Whooping Cough. ... Croup, . . etc , etc. It is pleasant and agreeable to taste, perfectly safe, and can always be depended upon Trial bottles free at Chitwood Bros. Drug store Curious Chinese .Viedlclnss, Tlie medicines of Caucasian civiliza tion are derived from many a curious E. J. KAISER, Editor. COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 25, 1890. THE WOMK» DID IT. lu HOUSSE LB SHOULD BS WITHOUT Tin- Oregon Senator Taken Aback I woi one of them “fool fannera;” yes, l'U sva it like a ma*; by a Shrewdly-Put Qneatton. Washington, Dec. 17 —The morning hour having expire,! without anything of irnr-ortatice having been done, the senate resumed consideration of the Elections i bill and Dolph resumed hie speech of yesterday upon the subject. Dolph de clared it to )>e the duty of congress,“with malice toward none, and with charity for all,” to exercise to the fullest extent its powers under the Constitution to secure to every citizen of the United States, native or foreign born, white or black, rich or poor, the free exercise of all his rights under the Constitution. Eustis said he would put a question to the senator from Oregon and ask a frank I answer. The question was, if the immi gration of Chinese hud i.ot been prohib ited, if there were a million and a half Chinese in Oregon who had the right of i suffrage and who had eslabliahe«! in Or- | egon a Chinese state government, and if j the people of Oregon had overthrown ; that Chinese government and re-estab lished white [»olitical supremacy, would j be (Dolph) in such case advocato the j passage of a law hv congress, the intent1 and effect of which would be to encour age, stimulate and sustain those Chinese in their effort to recover political power? Dolph sai<l that was precisely the ar- j gument made on the democratic side of the chamber. Eustis—Will the senator answer niv i question ? Dolph—Pin not going tube interrupted. Eustis—But I request the senator from Oregon to answer my question Dolph—I will answer it in my own time, but will not stand up to be cate chised. I simplv tell the senator from Ix>ui6iana that the proposition is prepos terous Tht Chinese do not ask to l»e- eome citizens of the United States. Bnt I will tell the senator from Louisiana that the people of Oregon will never raise a hand against the government of the United States. They never will fight against the flag of their country. Eustis persisted in his efforts to have his question answered more directly, but without success. Then Morgan took the floor and quoted a clause from the constitution of Oregon restricting suffrage to white citizens, and a section from the statutes of that state prohibiting the inter-marriage ot whites and negroes, Indians or Chinese, anti closed with an exclamation against hy pocrisy. ! ;. . Published every Thursday bv the , VALLEY HECORD PUBLISHING CO There was pienty ot us fashiosed oe the asm» pe culiar plan; i And I t * Mred out here ia Kaasre more than flre- ■ad-twooty yean. A growing poor and poorer. M it certainly ap pear* I*eia.sn r-wl the paper-- I work too hard for that. And never knew why I got lean while other men got fat; I didn't fool with iniitics. I La-l too much to do; But I always voted as I shoe and as they told me to Ths day before eiection, just imagine my distresa. When 1 ketehe.1 my wife a read in'—now whatever wouid you A free trade nubHcation. and. to make it worse, she said She'd rea-l it regular each uigbt before »he weal to bed HOME OFFICE AT SALEM. OREGON I n ÍJ. S Our congreoMnau n as eloqu -ol. he mode a atlrrtu speech: I could almost «ee the battle's smoke end hear the Isiliels screech: And when he hade u* vote as we bad shot at Mai reru Bill We rose with oue accord ant cried with on» ac claim. “We will!” We aang the good old war songs and we al« a mesa o' beatu, And we pmwed the evenin' pleasantly recalliu bloody acenes; we took the straight out tickets and we pinned 'em on our hats. But all the time I wondered what my Mary meant by “Rats.” When I reached home I noticed tliat my Mary wore a smile. Which seemed to me as indicatin' storms ahead or bile; To bead her off I said. “You'll call me early mother, dear, For tomorrow will be Che liveet day tree trade will have this year ” Next inorniu' Just at sun up. as 1 woke and rubbed my eyes, A wonderin' nlutt she meant by ''Bata.*' I saw Co my surprise My clothes and hat and boots all ranged In order on the floor. And bearin' each a card I'd swear I never saw t before Anil the Blanch Offices at Portland, and Astoria Albany. h K>» I UQ a v à TX I r.w1 • r, 11 A wh C C SAS355, SA. £_ __ Pria. OHE Iklhr__ e&d H. and SURGEON. H ospital P ractice .^* < ffi -e n Br ck Block on Oak street, Sec ond d or from Main Street. THE POSITIVE CURE. A sh land OllKGON.* J^OBEItT A. MILLER. ATTORNEY-AND-COUNSELOR-AT- LAW, H. S EMERY, - - O regon . - Will practice in all the courts of the State. Office with \V. H. Parker, opposite Cosrt House. Proprietor. - Manufacturers of the Celebrated - C. CALDWELL, ■ MECHANICAL AND OPERATIVE DENTIST. Nitrous Oxide Gas administered for the paiuless extraction of teeth. Office over the Bank. J T. BOWDITCH. ATTORNEY AT LAW. K ¡,^BEST2Ji^.SAFETYEvERMAní ADJUSTABLE IN EVERY BEARING Five Double Strands AGENTS WANTED Wir CONTINUOUS TWIST of the WIRE. « ‘ ' ESTABLISHMENT. ANY KIND AND SIZE PICKETS. Cheaper than a Rai! Fence, More Durable than Boards, and Stronger than arb Wire Fence Handsome LAWN FENCES to Order. W orks no N ohtii S ide of R. 1?. (’ bussing . H elman S treet . F.E.ZOELLNER, N A • YOUNG x vywxivr, My flannel shirt displayed tills sign. “Taxed M per cent.'' My trousers ‘Taxed 100"—ao tills is what '‘Rats’ meant; My vest said ‘Taxed 100. ” and my shoes 'Taxed H” My coat and hat “000," wiflf '‘Protection makes us thrire" O beoun . Will practice in all courts of the state. Collections promptly made. •X i CATALOGUE DCSCfilBING OUR FULL LINE ’ OF'A'ITf.LS SîNT CtlAPPUCA’nûM. cl O wo ? Steel Galvanized Bessemer ... . A shland , - in ELY BROTHERS. 66 Wamn 8L. New York. Price Meta BE£ TUA'I ktst, CLT I Illi GizllNX J! * HALL, J acksonville - The majorify cf t!;.i i'.b, <if the human body ariso from .» Liver. S;m- Inons Liver ¡‘.c rulati r I. ... 'iccn tho mean* Of restoring : . ¡:. ;:.„• to health end happiness by g a healthy Liver ttia.1 c ; y e:> earth. O regon . - (N ine Y ears Ashland Fence Works! PHILADELPHIA. A shland . O fficx —Room 2, Masonic Teiuple Block. PHYSICIAN ATARRH a STSiSTL» viSïTABti WHlLTLSiS »tcpieiMx. N. PHILLIPS, DK J O ■/ r ATTORNEY AT LAW AND NOTARY PUBLIC. Will practice in all ths Courts of the State. Business in the U. 8. Land Office will re ceive prompt attention tiffice tirsi door north o: Bank of Ashland. Ashland. Or, ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR AT LAW . Als« City and Martas Prcperiy. •SEND : FOR : PAMPHLET. ; MAP : AND : PRICE : LISTS. g Q J^UTHER L. l^RTENSHAW. J S tate I nsvbance B uilding . Has for sale a large list of Grain, Stock and Fruit Farina. d 1 That utght we bad a campflre. and our eougresw man was there: We gave him “John Brown'« Body" when he went to take the chair; I WOT» my old bine uniform to spite the lienio crate, But all the time I wondered what my Mary meant by “Bata ” ---- WITH ITS----- k¿5 W M N And, do you know, that wife of mine just faced me up and down That tanners stave to make a few monopolists in town I always try to get arouud Uieae warm doiunuic spaU: **_ — But wh.ru I prako! protection, and »‘ie kuiMpMMH and ai»v-ered. "Ruts." Q I brhatled up; it kindled all lhe aoatiinenla strife To thick this free trade stuff shoulJ bn corruptin of my wife; I quit her then and ther^iefore her argument wn« through. As every goo<t |>rotectMui«t makes it a rule to do Oregon Land Company, asá i R NO. 40. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. One year........................................ $2 50 Six mouths ............................................. 1 50 Three months................ 7# Advertising rates given on application. Local notices I5c tier line for first inser tion and 8c for eaeu subsequent iusertiou. Obituaiy lines, memorial resolutions, cards of thanks, etc., a; halt rates. ---- -o----- EAST bl DE OF MAIN STREET, (bouth of the grocery store.) dt 3ASH1ONABLE DRK88MAK1NG ami SURVEYOR and Government Land Locator. ¿T^uOKZSOISrVIXjLB, ORdZEG-OZN". AVING gained a complete knowledge of the lay of the land in this country b tuai experience, I am thereby enabled to give strangers seeking hiforuiation best of satisfaction. Locating on government lands a specialty H done in a neat and satisfac-, 1 lory repairing manner. Prices Reasonable teftiltbo cutting up a corj*e. (’onHcqncutly they a guinea benähe made a nv know nothing of anuiumy. Such knowl And In edge on the subject as they pretend to ir 'of stockings with a oard — V* possess is dcrivetl, -according to their own account, from a man born some The baby lu bis little bed was lyin' Case asleep; centuries ago, who had the misfortune I always held the little chap as most uncommon cheap; to be of a transparent consistency, physically speaking, us if he were made But when I saw them cards on blanket, pillow crib and «beet of glass, so that it was possible to see I felt a lump raise in my throat. 1 knew that I just how things went on in his insides. was beat From observation of this extraordi No matter where I went I struck them pesky lit nary freak it was discovered that cer tie signs. tain channels ran to each part and ex The stove, the plates, the knives, the forks, the window sash and blinds, tremity of a human being, and that by The scissors, needles, thread, all bore that terrl these channels it was possible to convey ble per cent.; any remedy that might be necessary to Bigosh, I didn't dare to ask » bat card was on tbs rent. any organ or member requiring treat ment internally. Ever Bince then celes That was the shot t meal I ever ate in all my tial doctors have been able to tell just life. what sort of pills or decoctions were in And as 1 left the table, in remarking to my wife That I was going to the polls, she helped me with tended for the cure of this or that dis niy coat order. The glass man doubtless suffered And said, “I reckon, John, I needn't tell you how to rote.” from the experiments tried npon him by science, but medical knowledge was I I walked down to niy votin' place; It looked like benefited inexpressibly. every yard Probably the Chinese pharmacopoeia Was full of farmin' implements which bore a lit tle card. is more elaliorate than that possessed by And seemed to say. from plo-.v to spade, from any other people. Physicians in the thresher down to ax, Flowery Kingdom mix up together such Good morain' John, and dea l forget Lbe tariff is a tax.” extraordinary things for remedial pur poses as we should never dream of. One I voted straight, oh. yes. no doubt of Gat; I voted straight. of their cures for liver complaint is ob tained by administering the fossil teeth But not exactly in the way expected of my state. And I showed the boys the little cords provided i of various animals, which are known to by my wife | them as “dragons’ teeth.” Antelopes' That night our coogreesmau took formal leaf nt i horns, powdered, they believe to be ex public life . , cellent for rheumatism, and glue from I was one of them "fool farmers" during five-and the hides of asses is supposed to be au twenty years; admirable tonic and diuretic. The shell Í But I've learned A little common sense, as doubt THEO Also line of a Conductor’s Cloth. F. E. ZOELLÜEL H. S.'EfflERY. Shasta B rand prize ! --1 AT THE }--- PARIS Funeral Director. EXPOSITION, 1HK1). Call and examine tbeiu, LEAVE A full supply of NOW ON EXHIBITION C offins , C askets , R obes of all S izes G loves , C hepf . s , E tc . ASHLAND, - - OREGON. Twenty five years experience in Ashland. Embalming with the aid of a skilled physi cian. Office and ware-room on Main street, at foot of Granite. AT M ärtin & H arris ' OHLY PERFECT AND GRANITE A shland , - O regon . Pacific Coast Main office, 1368 Maiket St. San Francisco, Cal. A llbany Local, Daily,(Except Sunday.) leave : arrive : 5:00pm Albany 5:00 am Portland Portland Albany .!l:(bptL 9 ¡00 am PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS. 10URIST SLEEPING CARS For accommodation of Second Class Pas sengers, attached to Express Trains. MAIL TRAIN DAILY (EXCEPT SUNDAY.) LEAVES: ARRIVE*: Portland... .7:30 a ui I Corvallis. 12:10 p ni Corvallis.. .12:55 p m I Portland. 5:30 p in At Albany and Corvallis connect with trains of Oregon Pacific Railroad Express Train Daily (Except Sunday.f akkivx :______ leave ; i'urtland 4:40 p m ¡ M'MinnviJÍe 7:25pm M’Minnville 5:45am I Portland .8:20 am BUGGIES^ IRON F TONIC Milch Cow For Sale. ARRIVE 8:00 am I Roseburg . .5:40 p nt .6:20 a m I Portland 4:00pm WEST SIDE DIVISION. Between Portland and Corvallis THE ONLY TRUE O. R. Buckman Portland Rosburg MAIN STREET, BETWEEN CHURCH se W1HG mechanism P âmily U8Ê. The common people of Cairo resort to ASHLAND, JACKSON COUNTY, OK, Some Typical Irish I»Hb Displayed lu the exhibitions of mountebanks who the |lec«ut Eleet|on. teach camels, asses and dogs to dance. Scholarship, one year................ The fun in Kilkenny is the only fun The dancing at the asj is diverting Commercial Course..................... thi« old world m getting at this moment. enough. After lio has frisked and capered Training School, per year......... It was never equaled l»efore, eten in lie sufficiently his master tells hi' 1 that the land, where more tbunipa and less kill sultan means to build a great p dace, and less now appears; inu« in politic« hup|>en than anywhere will liav« to employ all the a; sea iu car of a certain fresh water turtle made into i else on earth. I*arnell seems to enter rying mortar, stoDes and other matwials. jelly is a sure thing for “misery in the I Toucan run and toil McKinley-and-say—dout forget to state into tiie riot with a aest that is entirely Upon this the ass falls down with his joints." A decoction from the hedge- ¡ That we re voted out in Kansas and we've voted new to hitu. Davitt grab« a aliiUelaii » nil feet upwanl, closing his eyes an I extend darned near straight. hog’s hide is excellent for ekin diseases, | crack« lieada with the best of them. ing his chest as if he were dead. and tigers’ bones mixed with hartshorn There is something excessively juvenile The owner loudly I -wail.; his l;;ss, an 1 and terrapin’s shell in the shape of a ! McKinley’s lineu duties are doing their in his exploit when he fought his way to Parnell'« wagon in order to “defy” that appeals to the bystanders for alms to jelly is a first rate tonic in cases of dis- j work. Towels which were $1 a dozen gentleman We suppose that Parnell is make it good. Tlien, having cullt-cleJ | eases of the bones aud of ague.—Wash are now $1.25; napkins which were 75 not the man to kick a one-armed roan. as lunch as possible, he announces that; ington Star. I cents a dozen are now 87 cents Towel i hits gone up 4 cents a yard; table One scene has in it none of the element the ass is not really dead, bnt being sen- j i ing L« e »I Liability of Women. of humor which ia happily present in aible of his master's necessity has played i damask which was 25 cents a yard is The court of appeals has just decided now 30 cents, and tablecloths which roost of the shindy. A crowd led by a a trick to secure provender. priest threw quicklime in Parnell’s eyes. He commands the ass to rise, but the I ^at a married woman may bo a partner t were ?1 are now $1.15. McKinley should Will r»-ir, <k> State! rem late ths Llwr and KUaeye and Xealere th* That was cowardiv and brutal and dis i brute remains motionless in spi te c a-(] in trade with her husband, and tliat be- l>e h -.ppy. since linen goods are no longer Health usd Vlyorwf Tooth. Dyspepsia, I graceful. It will be felt by the Irish race ' the blows he can give him. At l.i i,.. canseshe is married it is no defense in Want of Appetite, Indimetiaa. to be “cheap and nasty." Liick of Strength and Tired throughout the world. Á good thwack f an action brought to charge her with a Feel ir.g absolute! ycu red, Bones, proclaims that by virtue of an c nusclcs and nerves receive with a blackthorn ia something to lie partnership debt While it ia true that n»*w force. Enlivens the mind Possibly a Sample of Many. siven and taken with no odeu«e amongst the sultan all the handsome ladies are the decision was carried by a bare ma supplies Brain Power. 1 met a lady acquaintance a few days 1 _ _ _Suffering from complaints gentlemen, but blinding a mail with lime bound to ride out the next day upon tlie ; I A B peculiar to their eex will find Le A&J I £» W in DR. HARTSB’S IROH |;;w the spirit of murder in it. While all : pomeliest asses they can find in order to , jority of one, three of the seven judges ago who walked as though she was seri TONIC a safe and speedy cure. Qives a clear, heal this row goes on in Kilkeunv, Mrs. see a triumphal show, and that the ladies gallantly voting against the startling ously lame. I sought the cause. At thy complexion. Frequent attempts at counterfeit in« only add to the popularity of the original __ O’Nliea clcee* tier litigation with her un are to entertain their beasts with oats proposition, it is now the settled law of first glance the symptoms would indi VO not experiment—get the ORIttJKAL aad BaHT. natural brother. Sir Evelyn Wood, and and Nile water. These words are no j the state. Tho legal status of woman cate that the trouble lay iu her shoes, as I couu-s off winner with $.'8)0,000. It Par Booner pronounced than tlie ass rises np. has progressed amazingly within the last she was large enough to take a No. 5 shoe, ■ Headache. Sample Done and Dream Books nell marry her their fault will be con prances and leaps for joy. twenty years. She now incurs all the but st ill she wore Na 4. She limped along Emailed on receipt of tT?o cents in poeta«e. F Dr. HARTER MEDICINE CO., 8tLouu, Ks> doned, and then what? With a fortune I The master then declares that the ass liabilities of a man, though bereft of painfully, so I inquired what ailed her. and bis history behind him Parnell will many of hia priYileges. She is liable on “It is my nerves,” she replied. “Nerv- : no doubt become a formidable figure in has been pitched upon by the warden of all civi^ contracts, and her name to a his street to carry his .|efuriued and ; ousness is my great affliction, and now t Irish politic», and nuty become the lead promissory note or in a jKtrtnersliip traus- my feet are so affected tliat I can hardly I er ot * movement tfia; will produce very Oglj wife, npon which the ass lowers } nrtentlou» change* in church and state. his ears and limps with one leg as if' • action inflicts upon her all the pains , walk.” and penalties incident to the situation. lame. “Nerves, eb?” 1 rejoined. “Do you How Sere”* Colds are Btoken up in But she cannot vote and she escapes usually experience the same sensation The showman, after remarking that Carpenter and Builder Montan* jury service. The freedom from the ' Lis donkey is a great admirer of hand when you take off your shoes?" Froiu Virginia City. Mont., Madisonian.] O regon some women, commands bin* single performance of the latter public duty A shland “Oh. no.” she said, “but if 1 take them When we find a medicine we k>>ow to pus the prettiest one in the company, and women may deem a boon, although, to i off in the day time and put on my slip g«n..ia« merit, wpuQp-hlrr ft a dtfty. the well trained beast completes the quote a cynical lawyer, “there are many pers. I find that 1 c;innot get my shoes 5nd »‘e rtkk pleasure iu telling the public spinsters who would gladly serve on on »gain: ray feet seem to swell.” What it is. Such a niedl.iiue we round show by going about among the people, Repairing will Receive Prompt Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, last winter, and finally touching one of the prettiest juries for the opportunities afforded- I had no more remarks to a&ei.— Ex when la grippe was prevailing We are of the women with his head, to the great Many a fair juror might mpet her fate change. Attention. satisfies! that we wanted off several attacks amusement of the crowd.—Yonth'sCYm- in a twelve l;ou» discussion of an im- that were threatening by the use of this tan» case in the jury room." Twenty-live standard novels—with 2b3to syrup, and we have since relieved, in a few panion. However, the great majority of wom select from—given away free to every new iiours, severe colds, and in the course of Pre*s«4 Popular. en would be more apt to tell innumer subscriber to the R e . obd or old ones who two or three dsys. HlttaL. m O» vii Hiein up dvr I’ttle f< Tf.m*«hi»vf l>*en mad*a$ Drw«es of vivid red English surge are able white lies to escape the ordeai. will pay a year in advance. A cheap, meth r>«r ui», by Anna Austin, t»y its use. a» have severe! of our friends to », hint .Ino. Bona. T<4edo, (»bio. whom *'e bare recommended it. It is all very popular this season. These make The male juror does it habitually, un od of getting your winter’s reading matter nt. filters are dutug a» well Why • ii? Some earn over r 5M».ae a that it is represented to bs by the manufac bright and liecoming gowns for youth i». Y-»II ran <iv lhe work and live less ba is rich enough so that he can af- - Merit Wins. turers. If yrm have a cough and want to «ne. n l»« r.-vt-r y<^i pré. Evenbe- ful women. When trimmed with black -lop it Cbarulierlain’s Cough Remedy will r* are rMwily rñruili? from ÍÚ to We desire »o say to our citizens, that for ford to have his name called in court, f ifîa.ltiy. All ajf*. VVr *h< w you bow velvet ribbon, black «ur, or black pm--e- do the work. For sale by Chitwood Bros., his default entered and a fine of $350 im ' years we have been selling Dr King s New ; r.rt »tart * ,<u. 4 sn v. < rk in «pew time menteries, the color is toned down con i Discovery for Consumption. Dr. King’s i r ;.il ili- tin:- . His n<< n-y for vtork- druggists _ _ posed for non-attendance —Ji aw York New Life* Pills. Bucklen’s Arnica Salve ami • r>. unknot» II ainottg th» m. siderably. Astrakhan ia much used upou Times. Xí IV»’ .-<n«i w->?,i!erfnl. Particulars free. pucklen's Arnim Salve Electric Bitters, and have never handled »¿•S I’orllisud.M nia* these dresses. Some imitations of thia Tlie Best Salve in the world for Cuts. remedies that sell as well, or that have Miss Mary F. Seymour, the editor of given such universal satisfaction We do Bruise-. Sores. Ulcers. Salt libeuiu. Fever short curly fur are quite good, SUM» «ear Sores, Tetter Chapped Hands, Chilblains. extremely isji. in gray and black The Business Woman’s Journal, proposes . not hesitate to guarantee them everv time, Com«, and all Skin Eruptions, and nuei; mixtures it is eummun looking, but soon to organize a woman's business and we stand ready to refnnd the purchase tivelv cores l*Ue«, or no |»ay requited. It is price, if satisfactory results do not follow guaranteed to ttfe perfect satisfaction, or i made entirely of silky black wool the college. She says it will be the outcome 1 their use These remedies have won their nice yoüng ^ m F lch cow . with rrioncy tHqnderl. IMi-e 25 cents per box I effe<< is entirely different. —New Vo”k of the Union School of Stenography and I great popularity purely on their merits. colt, for sale. Inquire for price, Typewriting. ‘ iYet. Chitwooa Bros Druggist- Fur sals by CHtwood Bros. etc., at the R ecord office. V - * Express Trains Leave Fortland Daily South I I North 7:<X‘p iu I Lv Portland Ar 0:35 a m 10:20 a ni Ar Ashland Lv 6:40 p in 10:50 a ni I Lv Ashland Ar 6:10 p m 10:15a in I Ar SanFranciscoLv 7:00p m Above trains stop only at following sta tions north of Roseburg: East Portland, Oregon City, Woodburn, Salem, Albany, Tangent, Shedds, Halsey.Harrisburg, Junc tion City, Irving, Eugene. Roseburif Mail Daily. For tickets and full information regarding rates, maps, etc , call on company’s agent at Ashland. R. KOEHLER, Li, E P. ROGERS, Manager. Asst G. F. A Puss. Agt L og .L umberyard a G it /T ruc >< s SPRING WAGORSJRLL STYLES. THE YAQUINA ROUTE PAT ENT T L adies C haï S e . PATENT CHAISE BRAKE ? fi .’ WAG°N G? Oregon Developement Co.’s STEAMERS. TZ<£±1J CZLUiyrjkiS.. B'U IS A NEW VEHICLE, WHICH SUPPLIES A LONG FELT WANT. SHOUT LINE TO CALIFORNIA. ^HEIGHT AND FAKES the IXIWEHT Steamer Sailing Dates: FROM YAQVINA I Steamer Willamette Valley—Dees tn her 10th, 19th and 28th. EROM SAN FRANCISCO t Steamer Willamette Valley — December 5th, 15th and 24th. The company reserves the right to change sailing dates without notice. Trains connect with O. A C. R. and Riv er Boats at Corvallis and Albany. Freight and ticket office, Salmon street wharf Portland. W. B. WEBSTER Genl F. A P. Agt. 31 Montgomery St., San Francisco C. C HOGUE, G. F. A P. A.O. P. R-, Corvallis. Oregon. ?, haring tnree elliptic springs underneath the t wairon and vill carry SOU lbs. with (a*), doable r <» -s‘i. and a sa’id beaded bottom. It hosa box re ?i;nrd around the back tor holding larger packages. V.‘ C/ULiur»!! h7 UAKIMNEK <SL CKOHM, X x > u 1 mv 111 c 9 K.y. Read the “Record’s” Premiums.