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VALLEY RECOKI». VALLEY RECORD PIO-> k ED BKK "Ita. Lady-kihera—Coraeta. Cbaa. Wendell ha- a fine line of holiday praaente, I. (i. Mom, <x Granta Paw, intend« •tartin/ a rriat mill at Riddle’» Mow Celia Brown ia spending the win ter at Portland with her sister, Mrs. J T. Gearin. Are f<nt Mamed ’ L toot. -en<l your ad- dreu, to Ti>e American« orre-ponding <’lul>. P. O. Box «13. ClarkslH.rg W. Va Rav Sap-haeR, of the Poatal telegraph office in thia city, ia eating hia Christ tn as dinn«-r with hia parenta at Corvallis. Men a bat> for 30 <-enta each at <>. H Mount'». The Medford Baptista held a public Christmas tree entertainment last night, making a present to every child in town. Madam’s Microbe killer is now kept for •ale at the <J. O. D. Emporium of Wilson A Walaaorili, in R—taer'ablock, .tahand. W. C Runzler and Frank Crowson, of .tahland. have gone to Wiwonain and Minnesota—tlieir former honies—and will return aome time next year. If you ward toenjov v<«nr nu-al« »trenirtii- eti vour diresUon will, biinnion» Liter Reg ulator II. 1. Brewer, representing the Pacific <tate Having, Loan and Building Co., ia trying to get Medford citizens intercated in a building ami bran aaaociation. Men'* »4.50 grain dioe- reduced to ».'LUO at O. 11 Mount'». etrnday Mercury The Parnell case ia at least a warning for statesmen tn keep a clean record in private as well as pub lic life. The public verdict is a hopeful sign of the times. »’<< horw M miikmis Liver Regulator ia known to oe the li»-i remedy. Tlie Ijike Ijibiah accident c<a»t the H P. »250,00) in settlement with the in jured. How much tlie Oregonian got for trying to make tlie public believe tliat a rail w:is removed, is not stated. Picture frame» made to order at If. 8. Kmsry's. lutwycrs Raytiurn and Kelsey got hot and had a personal encounter In Judge Pipe*’ court st Corvallis. T’he judge promptly cooled the belligerents off by dashing a fine of »20 apiece at the com batants. I Men’s white »birt» till Dec. I5tb will be I •old for 51 k t» apiece at O. H. Blount t. Billy Chinook, one of tlie l>est known Indians in Oregon, died at Warm Spring agency the other day He was Fremont's guide in 1847 on hia trip from Oregon to California. In 1849 lie mined in that state. In 18.58 he went back to St. Ixiuis and went to school for awhile. He was an elder in the United Presbyterian cliuri'h at Warm Spring and was church wan as equare an Indian a» one often meets. lloya Malta »2.00 up at O. H. Blount's. One petition asking the legialature to appropriate »250,000 for the world’» fair exhibit and another sgainat were placed •ide hv aiife at Cottage Grove No effort was imide to secure aiicnature« to either. Within two lava the petition against the appropriation had ninetv-two nanon at tached to it, while the other hail but one. The people generally, we believe, would favor a moderate aum, but we do not be lieve they are in favor of a sum that par- takea of a job and junketing expedition. The discovery of a preventive for croup, is one of tlie moMt liu|>ort»nt made in re cent year». Mince first discovered it iiax I mmu u»e<l in mnuv cases, and with unvary ing » qco « ms . Ita l>ein< within the reach of •If make» It the more valuable. It is only nweesary to give Chamlierlain'» Cough Remedy free y as soon an the firat indie* lions ot cru«n appear, and it will dispell all symptoms« tteadtemw. Full direction» •re given witti each bottle. For sale at 50 —«w»»is per bclL*; by t'tatwood Brae., 4 VOL. III. ASHLAND, JACKSON Real Estate Transfer*. DOI.PH IN A CORNER. W B Roberts Jc P B O’Neil, partners, to Rufus Edwards—s c *4 of n e *-4 sec 21 tp 38 s, r 2 w, 40 acres; »400. S II Hall to Wm Singer—lots 15 and 16, block 20, Medford ; »2000. R Edwards to Julia A Edwards—lot 17 block 22, Medford ; »600. Rufus Edwards to John ami Wm Ed wards—e e of n w *4 sec 21, tp 38 s. r 2 w, 40 acres, on which is situated a saw mill ; »2000. Win slinger to C 1» Ragsdale—lota 15 and 1(J, block 20, Medford: »2509. ChnstBMM eve in the mountains of Ballycolman, in the County Cork, Ire land. A blazing turf fire on tne hearth stone. In the chimney corner sat Daniel Donovan. 70 years old, who could talk nothing but Gaelic. He was twisting a little wooden wheel which connected by a passage under the hearthstone with the middle of the fire, which flickered au>l flared as tlie current of air swept through. Next to the old man sat Biddy, ag<-l 30. with her hair brushed smoothly back from her forehead and tied in a Rouian knot at the back of her heml. < lose to Biddy sat Mary, who had never wen a black man or a Chinaman. Sandwiched lx-tween Mrs. Donovan and Mary sat the American visitor. Tlie old woman was smoking nml crooning, and a little grundchild with cheeks like ripe peaches stood with her golden head resting on her grandmother's knee. The firelight danced and gleaniml over the little group as the December wind came down the wide mouthed chimney. The scene was so suggestive of peace and rest tliat for fifteen minutes no one spoke. Then Mrs. Donovan said: “And mebbe the Yankee gintleman ’Ll sing ns a song?” He would indeed have been an un grateful fellow who should refuse .such a request und. r circumstances at o.ice so liouiely and so hospitable. And in that grateful atmosphere he felt some of the old time sweetness come into his voice as he sang of the harp that once the soul of music shed in Tara's hails, and told in song the story of how two eyes of Irish blue looked up at Pat Mal loy. And ns he sang a look of rapt won der and admiration came into the far • o! his homely listeners. lie forgot that his audience was a few Irish iiea.-auts, and standing upright he clasped the luu k of his chair and )s>nrv<l out into the lowly thatched cottage wouderfni aria by Moligue, “Pour t hit Thy Heart Before the Lord.” He had sung it liefore in a massive cathedra) accompanieil by a great organ, and hud heard the tones ot his voice go ringing down the echoing nave, but never had he felt tho sweet- nesa and lieauty of it ns oil that Christ- Maa eve in tho lowly little cabin in the mountains. Ami when ho had finished the aria ami resumed his seat, Mrs. Dome van suggested: “Mebbe the gintleman will sing us a song alsmt keener Almost before he knew it the viaitoi had begun, “Do They Mi is Me at Home?’ the third line, “To know at loved DID IT. SHOWD BS WITHOUT i A Sat«* InveHiment. Is one* which is guaranteed to bring you «nti-fai'tory results, or in case of failure a return of purchase price On this safe plan you can buy troni our advertised Druggist a bottle of Dr King's New Dis- i iivery for Consumption It i< guaranteed to bring relief in every ease, w hen used for any affection of Throat, Lungs and Chest, «u< h as consumption. Inflammation of Lungs. Bronchitis, Asthma. Whooping Cough, Croup, etc , etc. It is pleasant and agreeable to taste, perfectly safe, and can always be depended upon Trial bottles free at Chitwoorl Bros. Drugstore Curious Chine»» Xc.licinea. There wm piecty of us faet»*oed oa the same pe culiar pion; And I’ve lived out here in more than fivo- aadAwenty year«, ▲ growing poor and poorer, an it certainly ap- (iears SENI» : FOR : PAMPHLET. : MAD c That my wlUH ATTORNEY A COUNSELOR AT LAW A shland . l^R. J. H. HALL, PHYSICIAN A À ADJUSTABLE IN EVERY BEARING THE POSITIVE CURE. ELY BROTHERS. 56 Warren St., New York. Price 60 MILLER. ATTORNE Y-AND-C01JNSELOR-AT- L-A-W, J acksonville - - - - O regon . Will practice in all the courts of the State. Office with \V. H. Parker, opposite Court House. Manufacturers of tlie Celebrated - c- CALDWELL, MECHANICAL AND OPERATIVE DENTIST. Nitrous Oxide Gus administered for the paiulees extraction of teeth. Office over the Bank. Five Double Strands Galvanized Bessemer Steel Wir AGENTS WANTED BOWDITCH. T. ATTORNEY AT LAW A shland , - ... O heuon Will practice in all courts of the state. Collections promptly made. DRESSMAKING I CATALCGIA". DESCRIBING OUH FÜLL LINE !’ Of’.yiTELS SENTOMAPPi-iCÄnON. CONTINUOUS TWIST of the WIRE. ESTABLISHMENT. ANY KIND AND SIZE PICKETS. F.E.ZOELLNER, SURGEON. 1 ffi e n Brick Block on Oak street, Sec ond d or from Main Street. A shland O kkuon . • 4 J I and (N ine Y ears in H ospital P kacti < i 5* Proprietor. ---- o----- EAST SIDE OF MAIN STREET, (South of the grocery store.) ^•“Cheaper than a Rai! Fence, More Durable than Boards, and Stronger than arb Wire Fence Handsome LAWN FENCES to Order. W orks no N orth S ide of R. IL C rossing . H elman S treet . ------ Q------ ■ N ’ A ‘ YOUNG STOVEYOB and Government Land Locator. 13ASH1ONABLE DRESSMAKING .uni A repairing done in a neat and satisfac tory manner. j’jLCicsoisr'V'irÆjiE, ozrzeg - ojst . AVING gained a complete knowledge of the lay of the land in this country by ac tual experience, I am thereby enabled to give strangers seeking information ths best of satisfaction. Locating on government lands a specialty. H MERCHANT TAILOR, ASHLAND.; AWARDED Southern Pacific Route THE ONÙŸ Shasta ry all classes of goods, hence you cannot fail to be suited. Call and examine, the strw.k f“r yourMf. Nothing but first-class work, a good fit and satisfaction guaranteed. Also line of a Conductor’s Cloth. What w.-ta 111 ImLy doing? “only 687? cutting np a corpse. Consequently they children have tho usual Christmas know nothing of anatomy. Such knowl And in shooing out a guinea ben £he mad« a lit> F. E. ZOELLAER. tie <Uvo tree? Was everybody in good heulth; The Willows, Cel., Journal says Frank | Wan any one wishing for the (rbts-nt edge on the subject as they pretend to Which showed a pair of stockings with a card marked “35 ” , Hunter has disappeared from there. one? And ’oefore the lines were out of possess is derived, -according to their own account, from a man born sotne The baby in his little bed was lyin' fast asleep; From the description given by the Journ al-self-important, good-looking man, his mouth he went all to pieces like a centuries ago, who had the misfortune I always held the little chap as most uncommon would be taken for the mayor of the ship on the rocks. He w:’.:i a strong to be of a transparent consistency, cheap; town where there was such a person—it man who prided himself on hi.; cynicism physically speaking, as if he were made But when I saw them cards on blanket, pillow crib and sheet is reaaonabh* to presume he is the same and niat ri ilisni. He could not rein-Ta of glass, so that it was possible to see I felt a lump raise in iny throat« I knew that 1 cliap from Walla Walla who a few years ber the time when his eves had lieen wet just how things went on in his insides. was beat ago invaded Jackson and Siskiyou county liefore. But sitting there u;i«>ii a e'.aii From observation of this extraordi No matter w here I went 1 struck them pesky lit towns and by bis shajic and a cheerful with a neat made of straw rope, and .“ur- tie signs, amount of brass made many friends rounded by as simple and ingennon« ;»■;> nary freak it was discovered that cer among the Lulies. As still further indi pie as tlie run ever shone upon, hepl.i- <sl tain channels ran to each part and ex Tho stove, the plates, the knives, tho forks, the window sash and blinds, cating that he is the boy who was in I his hands over )iis face, and the tears tremity of a human being, and that by The scissors, needles, thread, all bore that terri Ashland, and that he hasn’t changed his these channels it was possible to convey ble per cent.; tactics, we quote from that paper’s de rati through his fingers and fell upon the any remedy that might be necessary to Bigosli, I didn't dare to ask u hat card was on the scription: “He owes varicus small hearthstone. An awestruck silence fell any organ or member requiring treat rent. A full supply < of amounts about town, such as a »60 board upon the little group, broken by the ment internally. Ever since then celes That w as the sho« : meal 1 ever ate in all my C offins , C askets , R obes i of all S izes moaning of tho wind in the chimney. bill to Mrs. Mee, a »12 room bill to Mrs. I life. Reynolds, a, a good ri.vu nc. sixed bill oil at the Com- Mrs. Donovan, her face shiiiiug with tial doctors have been able to tell just And as 1 left the table, in remarking to my wife G loves , C bepf .8, , E tc . mereiai Restaurant and tarions iittle •ympathy, gently tapped the str-egn what sort of pills or decoctions were in That I was going to the polls, she helped me with OREGON. ASHLAND, - bills about town.” my coat on the shoulder and whispered in 1, Jh tended for the cure of this or that dis order. The glass man doubtless suffered And said, “ 1 reckon, John, 1 needn't tell you how Twenty five years experience in Ashland. ear: Personal Liberty to vota.’’ Embalming witii the aid of a skilled physi “If ye were to take a cup o’ the Congo from the experiments tried upon him by r». science, but medical knowledge was I walked down to my votin' place; it looked like cian. [ten] ye’d feel bettlier, sir!” 1‘liynli-al Slavery. benefited inexpressibly. Office and ware-room on Main street, at every yard He took the “Congo" and felt better. We ar«’ all free American citizens, enjoy Probably the Chinese pliarmacopceia Was full of faruiiu' implements which bore a lit foot of Granite. Then he wont outside, and lookin;.' up ;;t tle card. ing our personal liberte ; but most of us are is more elalmrate than that possessed by And seemed to say. from plow to spade, from in physical slavery, »littering from scrofula. | ' the stars wondered why it v> s n. any other people. Physicians in the thresher down to ax. salt rlieuiu or some other form of impure for him to go 3,060 miles away fi Flowery Kingdom mix up together such Good mornin’ John, and don't forget the tariff is blood. H ihm I' s Sar-apahlla is tlie great blood | 1 home in order to make a fool oi Lin:s a tax " purifier which dissolves the l>oti<is of disease, I extraordinary things for remedial pur E rnest J arkold give« hi al th »nd perfect physical liberty. ! poses as we should never dream of. One I voted stiiught, oh. yes, co doubt of .'hat; I voted Wlier« th© A m Amunea a Crowd. straight. of their cures for liver complaint is ob TIG: KILKENNY FIGHT. 2A The common people of Cairo r art to I tained by administering the fossil teeth But not exactly in tho way expected of my state. ASHLAND. JACKSON COUNTY, OK, And I showed the boys the bule cards provided Home Typical Irish Life Diapluycil in tho exhibitions of mountebanks who of various animals, which are known to r by my wife <»»«• Receñí Electfon. I teach camels, aasea and dogt to dance. I them as “dragons’ teeth.” Antelopes' That night our coogreasmau took formal leaf of Scholarship. one year............. ....... $32. public life . »25. : Commercial Course.................... The fpn in Kilkenny i{> th® only fun Tho dancing of the nsa is diverting! horns, powdered, they believe to bo ex thia «1«! world ia getting at thia moment. enough. Afterhelias friske t and capered cellent for rheumatism, and glue from I was one of them “fool farmers" during five-and Training School, jar year.. . . ....... »15. twenty years; It was never equaled liefore, even in Iie- sufficiently his master tells hi' 1 that the ! the hides of asses is supposed to be an land, where more tliun>|ia and leas kill ; I sultan iuouils to build a great p d:. ••. and ; admirable tonic and diuretic. The shell But I've learned a little eouonoa sense, as doubt less now appears; Inga in |iolitics happen than anywhere will have tu employ all the a • s in car of a certain fresh water turtle made into run and tell McKinley-and-say-dout e|ae on earth, l’arnell aeema to enter rying mortar, stones and ot'nev n: :f •. ials jelly is a sure thing for “misery in the Toucan forget to state into the riot with a seat that is entirely Ul>oii this tho aas falls down with his joints.” A decoction from the hedge That we re voted out in Kansas and we've voted new toiiitu. Ihivitt gralw a ahi Hela h and feet upward, dosing hiscycsan I extend darned near straight hog’s hide is excellent for skin diseases, cracks lies*la with the tiest of them. ing his chest as if he were dea l. and tigi rs' bones mixed with hartshorn There is aoniething exceaaively juvenile The owner loudly 'wail.i his 1. -s, nr ’ and terrapin's shell in the shape of a McKinley’s linen duties are doing their in hia exploit when he fought his way to Parnell's wagon in order to “defy” tliat appeals to the bystanders for alms tc jelly is a first rate tonic in cases of dis work. Towels which were »1 a dozen genth’iinin . We suppose that Purnell is make it good. Then, having o ’.I-,-. .< 1, eases of the bones and of ague.—Wash are now $1.25; napkins which were 75 cents a dozen are now 87 cents Towel not the man to kick a one-anued man. as much as possible, he announces that ington Star. , ing has gone up 4 cents a yard; table One acene has in it none oi the element the a-s is not really dead, but bein : Legal Liability of Women. of humor which ia happily present in aiblo of liis master’s necessity has play. I i damask which was 35 cents a yard is The court cf appeals has just decided now 30 cents, and tablecloths which nioat of the shindy. A crowd led by a a trick to secure provender. priest threw quicklime in Parnell's eyes. Will Fv-’ty th« RU>*h reaula»eths He commands the ass tu rise, but tbt that a married woman may bo r. partner were SI are now $1.15. McKinley should Liwr and KM«ry« and Kcuter« ta« That was cownrdlv and bruta! and «iis- brute remains n < . ionless in spit «.! ail in trade with her husband, and tliat be lie !• :ppy, since linen goods are no longer llrelth »d Vlgvrof Tuuth. bjrspepaia. graccÍHl. It will be felt by the Irish race the blows he can give him. At l.t’•«■ can. esl'.c is married it is no defense in to be “cheap and nasty." Want of Appetite, Indige’tion. Lick of ntrcugth ana Tired througiiout the worl«l. Á good thwack an action brought to charge her with a Feel irg absolute! yeti red. Bones, proclaims that by virtue of aa i muscles and nerves receive with a blackthorn ia sonietbing to la* partnership debt While it is true that n°5v force. Enlivens th« mind l*«i»»ibly u Sample of Many. the sultan all the handsome holies un given and taken w ith no offeuae amongst nd Kuppliea Brain Power. the decision was carried by a bare ma Suffering from complaints I met a lady acquaintance a few days gentlemen, but blinding a man with lime bound to rid® out the next day upon the jority of one, three of tho seven judges C? peculiar to their rex will find ago who walked as though she was seri O in DP- HARTER’S I ROH |.:W tin- spirit of murder in it. While all gomeliest asses they can fin«l in order to : speedy cut. Qivee a clear, beal- this row goes on in Kilkenny, Mrs. see a triumphal show, and that the ladies gallantly voting against the startling ously lame. I sought the cause. At plexion. Fre'-uent attempts at connterfeii* r add to the popularity of the original O'Shea do»-» her litigation with her un are to entertain their beasts with oats proposition, it is now tho settled law of first glance the symptoms would indi Do not experiment—ret t he ORIGINAL a*d BERT. natural brother. Sir Evelyn Wood, and and Nile water. These words are no i the state. Tho legal status of woman cate that the trouble lay in her shoes, as •Dr. HARTER'S UTTLE LIVER PILLS ■ Cur* Oon»tipul ton. Llrrr Complaint and Sick conics «>ff w inner w ith ».>09,000. It Par sooner pronounce«! than the ass rises np. has progressed amazingly within the last she was large enough to take a No. 5 shoe, ■ Raadacba. H.mple Iloaa and Draam Book nell marry her their fault will be con prances and leaps for joy. twenty years. She now incurs all the but st ill she wore Na 4. She limped along Vmailed on receipt of t-rocenU in poetace. Dr. HARTER MEDICINE CO., SLLouii, doned, and then what? With a fortune liabilities of a man, though bereft of! painfully, so 1 inquired what ailed her. The master then declares that the ass and hia history behind him Parnell will many of hi.< privileges. She is liable on no «ioubt become a formidable figure in has been pitched upon by the warden of ail civil contracts, anil her name to a [ “It is my nerves,” she replied. "Nerv-1 Irish politics, and may become the lead his street to carry his Vfermed and | promissory note or in a partnership trans ousness is my great affliction, and now my feet are so affected tliat I can hardly er ot a movement that will produce very < Ugly wife, upon which the ass lowers pnrtentlous changes in ehnreh an<1 state. his ears aud limps with one leg as if ’ action inflicts upon her all the pains walk.'' and penalties incident to the situat ’ d;. lame. “Nerves, eh?” 1 rejoined. “Do you How Scve -e Colds arc Bioken up in But she cannot vote and ehe escapes usually experience the same sensation Tlie showman, after remarking that Carpenter unii Builder Montana his donkey is a great admirer of hand jurv service. The freoilom from the ! when you take off your shoes?” From Virginia City. Mont., Madisonian.' O regon some women, commands bin. ta single performance of the latter public duty “Oh. no." she said, “but if I take them « A shland When we find a medicine we know to pus out th® prettiest one in thecomiiany, and women may deem a boon, although, to off in the day time and put on my slip M«n..in« n.er;l,'»ecoy'vh r tt a duty. quote a cynical lawyer, "there are many .-.n<l wM take pleesurt in felling the nublie ih® well trained beast completes the spinsters who would gladly serve on , pers. I find that 1 cannot get my shoes sh«iw by going about among the people, on again: mv feet seem to swell.” wti.it it 1*. Such a niedliitie we lound Rrpuirimj trill Reefin' Prompt i hiiiuberlain’s Cough Reiuedv, last winter, and finally touching one of the prettiest juries for the opportunities afforded. ! 1 had no more remarks to <Jfer.—Ex Many a fair juror might meet her fate when la grip,'* was prevailing We are of the women with his head, to the great change. Attention. satisfied that we w»r>le>i off several attack- amusement of the crowd.—Y'outh’s Com in a twelve bom discussion of an im- that were tli reatening by the use of this yOctan» case in the jury room." Twenty-live standard novels—with 283 to syrup, and we have since relieved, in a few panion. However, the great majority of wom select from—given away free to every new bours. severe colds, and in the course of lle<l prvasRii Popular. en would be more apt to tell innumer subscriber to the R e < ord or old ones who two or three dry« cptÙT,’.« mem up r I’Ttto f r- -il««h»*' l>—n rn.fl-H Dret«es of vivid red English serge are able white lies to escape the ordeal. will pay a year in advance. A cheap meth » Am. l".«r‘. AnMlO, py il» u«e. H» have several of out friends to ... 1 ..tori... Oblo. od of getting your winter ’ s reading matter Wfioin We h«ve recommended it. It is all very popular this season. These make The male juror d’jes it habitually, un :.rr duloE ». well Why . .. . t SIHIJHI a that it is represented to l>e by tlie manufac bright and liecontiug gowns for youth «.<k .nd live Merit Wins. turer- If you have a l'oligli and want to ful women When trimmed with bls.* less he is rich enough so that he can af u arr. Even be- isiuz front #5 to -top it i'h.irul>erlain’s Cough Remedy will We tie-ire to say to our citizens, that for ford to have his name called id court, i- *h<>w you how do the work. For sale by Chitwood Bros., velvet ribbet., black tur, <>r t>l;:ck passe his default entered and a fine of $256 im years we have been selling Dr King's New v. • rk in <;i:ir»' :im< r t>«-u«*v fvr vork- menterie», the color is toned down con posed for non-attendance —Naw York Discovery for Consumption. Dr. King's dru-zgi-t. _ 1O n<>w h ai.iung ai.i th» u*. New Life Pills, Bucklen's Arnica Salve anil siderably. Astrakhan is much used upon Times. Hfeifiil. farticulerw fr»*. pucklen'a Arnica Salve Electric Bitters, and have never handled ;»: l îJMO Portli«nclvM«vin* The Be-t Salve in the world for tuts. these dresses. .Some imiiatiuns of thia remedies that »ell as web, or that have Miss Mary F. Seymour, the editor of given sut h universal satisfaction We do “.ear Bruise«, Sores, Ulcers. Salt Rheum. Fever short curly fur are quite good, Sores, Tetter. Chapped Hands, Chilblains, extremely Wuli. in gray and black The Business Woman’s Journal, prujiesefl not hesitate to guarantee them everytime, M!|nli OntAf Cftt* Colo Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and ta*»i mixtures it is common looking, but soon to organize a woman's business and we stand ready to refnnd the purchase ITlIlull L/UW 1 (Jl Odlv tivelv cares Illes, or no p»y required. It is made eutirelv of silky black wool the college. She say. it will be the outcome price, if satisfactory results do not follow llieir use juese mueuirs nave wuu lueu , their use These remedies have won their guaranteed to give perfecr -atlsfaetion. or nioney reffimted. Price 25 cent« per box i effect is entirely different.—New York of the Union School of Stenography and great popularity purely on their merits i ___ A NICE YOUNG MILCH COW. with IMet. Typewriting. Chitwood Bros Druggist- ' A*- . calf, for sale. Inquire for price, fur sàie by Ciùtwooi Bros. etc., at the R ecord office. Funeral Director — { AT THE J- — L F vWo HIP PARIS IKS». EXPOSITION, ('all and examine them, NOW ON EXHIBITION AT Express Trains Leave Portland Daily. South I I North 7:(X'p in I Lv Portland Ar 9:35 a m 10:20 a m | Ar Ashland Lv 6:40 p m 10:50 a ni | Lv Ashland Ar 6: JO p ni 10:15 a m I Ar San FranciscoLv 7:00p in Above trains »top only at following sta tions north of Roseburg: East i’orlland, Oregon City, Woodburn, Salem, Albany, Tangent, Sliedds, Halsey.Harrisburg, Junc tion City, Irving, Eugene. Roseburg Mail Daily. leavk : arrive : Cortland. .8:00 a m , Roseburg 5:48pm Rosburg 6:20 am I Portland 4:00pni M artin & H arris llbany Local, Daily,(Except Sunday.) LEAVE arrive : Albany I’orlland 5:99aiu | Portland Albany 9j00ain MAIN STREET, BETWEEN CHURCH OHLY PERFECT 5Ey/iHû MECHAHIS^ /XM1LY USE. AND GRANITE A shland , - O regon . PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS. lOCJtlST SLEEPING CARS For accommodation of Second Class Pas sengers, attached to Express Trains. Pacific Coast Main office, 1368 Market St. Fan Francisco, Cal. WEST SIDE DIVISION. Between Portland and Corvalli». MAIL TRAIN DAILY (EXCEPT HVNDAY.) ARRIVE«*: LEAVE«: Portland. .7:30 a in I Corvallis. 12:10 p ni Corvallis. .12:55 p in ' Portland. 5:30 p in At Albany and Corvaflia connect with trains of Oregon Pacific Railroad Express Train Daily (Except Sunday.r \HRIV E leave : HÄC1HE.WIS Portland l.lopin M'Minnviile 5:10am IRON TONIC M’M innville 7 25pm I'mtlaml >:'.'lam For tickets and full information regarding rates, maps, etc , call on company’s agent at Ashland. R. KOEHLER. E P. RO«>ER.-'. Manager. Asst <». F. A Pass. Ast 0G, L umberyard & G it /T ruc £ s SPRING WAGO^SJ/UL STYLES. THE YAQUINA ROUTE pat ent L adies C haise . I WÂGPH C° I oregonpac T fig R. fi. 7’. E, HOGG, Itere,leer. I Oregon Developement I Co.’s STEAMERS. O. R. Buckman i O regon . O ffice —Room 2, Masonic Temple Block. AND : PRICE : LISTS. s. EMERY The majority < f i- ■i a’!-. <if tiw human body arino from i <" •v c-i Llvor. Sim- mon. Liver •cn tbc meam of reatorLij > health end happiness a a healthy Urcr Iban • c»:i earth. BEE TUAI à I IL GKNL1N3. My flannel shirt displayed tills Hign. '‘Taxed 96 i per cent.” My trousers "Taxed 100”—so this is vluu "Rats’ meant, My vest said "Taxed 100.” and ray shoes "Taxed Dta- Albany. Ashland Fence Works! Free. 0HE I*?iU!‘ — — - i-rv--- - i The medii-incs of Cam asían civiliza My coat and hat "®00." "Siffi "Protection make, us Uiriv.” tion are derived from many a curious origin, but if you waut to find funny 1 went to IUL the list in and I noticed as I camo, things utilised as remedies for disease Taxwl a per omit ” Great Scotti toe towel said you will discover them in the Chin anil Astoria l^l 11TENSHAW. N. PHILLIPS, PHILLIPS, J^OBERT A. We sang the good old war songs and re ate a ■ mis o’ beana, And wo passed the evenin' pleasantly recalliu bloody scenes; And we took the straight out tickets pinned ’em on our huts. But all the time I wondered what my Mary meant by "Rats." Next moniiu' just at sun up. as 1 woke and rubbed my eyes, A wonderin' what she meant by “‘Rata,” 1 saw to my surprise My clothes aad hat and boots all ranged in order on the tloor, And bearin' each a card I'd swear 1 never saw before • ' J T BtlLlUNG. I Tliat uigbt we had a c&mpflre, and our cougreNe- When I reached home I noticed that my Mary wore a smile. Which seemed to me as indicatin' storms ahead or bile; To head her off 1 raid, ‘‘You'll call me early mother, dear, For tomorrow will be the livest day free trade will have this year " S tate I n .- vbakce L. ATTORNEY AT LAW AND NOTARY PUBLIC. I Will practice in all the Courts of the State. Business :n the Ü. 8. Land Office will re ceive prompt attention. Office first door i north oi Bank of Ashland. Ashland. Or, AI mi lilt and Siibütha» heperij. I bnsrt!ed up; it kimiled all the sentiments o' strife To think this free trade *viff should corruptin of my wife; I quit her theu and ther^before her argument waaAhrough, As every good protecUouiat make6 it a rule to do Our congressman was eloquent, he ruade a stfrrin speech: 1 could almost see the battle's smoke eod hear the bulleftascreech; And when he liable us vote aw we bad shot at Ma! veru Hill We rose with oue accord airl cried w ith one ac claim. “We will!" J^UTHF.R Has for sale a large list of Grain. Sim /, and ¡'mit Farms. And, du you kbow, that wife of mine jinu faced me up and down That farm« rs slave to make a few monopolism in town I alv, ays try to get arouud the^e warm domestic spou; But wh.'Mi 1 praised |>rGtectiuu. a id she lai. andAUfov'erad. ‘•Ruts.” We gave him ‘’John Brown's Body' when he went to take the chair; I wore my old blue uniform to spite the Demo crata, But all tho time I wondered what my Mary meant by “Rata ” the B i auch Offices at Portland, TLe day bcf«>r«? election, just imagine my When 1 ketehed my wire a r»-adin —now whatever would you guet«? A free trade puWication. and. to m&ko it worse, rhe said Sb^'d read it regular eacii night before she went to bed man was Were: NO. 40. HOME OFFICE AT SALEM. OREGON Is , SUBSCRIPTION RATES. One year >2 ¿0 Six months ...................... .1 SO Three months 7» Advertising rates given on application. Local notices I5c per line for first inser tion and 8c for each subsequent insertion. Obituaiv lines, memorial resolutions, cards of thanks, etc., ai hall rates. WITH ITS Ineldom the papers-1 work too hard fur that. And never knew why I got lean while other men got fat; I didn’t fool with i«olitica. I Led too much to do. But I always voted m I «hot, and as they told me to Published every Thursday bv the E. J. KAISER, Editor. Oregon Land Company, Tin- On gon Senator Taken Aback I was one of them '-fool farmers,” yes, 1’U own it like a man; by a Shrewilly-Put Question. Washington, Dec. 17.—The morning, hour having expired without anything of imr>ortaiice having been «lone, the senate ; resumed consideration of the Elections bill and 1 tolpli resumed his speech of yeeterrlav upon the subject. Dolph de clared it to I* the duty of congress,“with malice toward none, and with charity for ' all.” to exercise to the fullest extent its powers under the (’oustitution to secure to every citizen of the United States, native or foreign born, white or bl.l'-k. rich or poor, the free exercise of all his rights under the Constitution. Eustis said he would put a question to ■ the senator from Oregon and ask a frank answer. The question was, if the immi gration of Chinese had i.ot lieen prohili- it< <I, if there were a million and a half Chinese in Oregon who liad the right of suffrage and who had established in Or egon a Chinese state government, and if j the people of Oregon had overthrown ¡ that Chinese government and re-estab lished white political supremacy, would i be (Dolph) in such case advocate tlie passage of a law by congress, the intent i and ctfect of which would be to encour- j age, stimulate and sustain those Chinese ¡ in theif effort to recover political jiower? Dolph said that was precisely the ar gument made on the democratic side of the chamber. Eustis—Will the senator answer my question ? Dolph—I’m not going tube interrupted. Eustis—But I request the senator from Oregon to answer my question Dolph—I will answer it in my own time, but will not stand up to lie cate-! ehised. I simplv tell the senator from Ixiuisiana that the proposition is prepos- ¡ terous Th; Chinese do not ask to be-| < ome citizens of the United States. But ■ I will tell the senator from Louisiana that ■ the people of Oregon will never raise a ' hand against tlie government of the United States. They never will fight against the flag of their country’. Eustis persisted in his efforts to have his question answered more directly, but without success. Then Morgan took the rioor and quoted a clause from the constitution of Oregon restricting suffrage to white citizens, and a section from the statutes of that state prohibiting the inter-marriage ot whites and negroes, Indians or Chinese, anil i losed with an exclamation against hy pocrisy. . . VALLEY RECORD PUBLISHING CO I Ì COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 25. 1890. THE WOMEN KMOWM Frauk Hunter. • Lady-Killer, ! VALLEY RECORD. 'T’l? IS A NEW VEHICLE, WHICH SUPPLIES A LONG FELT v. ANT. i SHORT LINE TO CALIFORNIA. FREIGHT AND FARES th< IXIWEHT -. t aring three elliptic spring» nndene-atli the i ■ "ii and v ill ca: -' .'ikilhs. with ease>. doable i. :i„l a » :id heailrd bottom. It has* box : nl around the beck for hoi.bug larger packages, d hv KDINHK «JL CtltOMH, l.otiin vllle, Ti y. Steamer Sailing Date«: from yaquina : Steamer Willamette Valley.—December 10th, 19th and 28th. erom san francisco : Steamer Willamette Valley — December 5th, 15th and 24th. The company reserves the right to change sailing dates without notice. Trains connect with O. <t C. R. »nd Riv er Boats at Corvallis and Albany. Freight and ticket office, Salmon street wharf Portland. W. B. WEBSTER Genl F. & P. Agt. 31 Montgomery St., San Francisco C. C HOGUE, G. F. A P. A.O. P. R.. Forvalli». Oregon. Read the “Record’s” Premiums.