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—* i — ■aiata I fEL.OA FEVER MICROBES. —”fhe curious fact has been demon I night'a meeting, is in the hospital to , EPIDEMIC OF MEASLES. Lubbtftk that WHEN I KNOCK AT YOUR OOOR. day.” n«7 Ar* Rniall That Billions Can fn- strated by Sir John r.abit m Drop of Blood. Seeing how much in •arnest the Important Fart« Established by a Recent ctf-tain kinds of ants aro unable to M«»<ii<ral Report. Wt»n I knock »1 your door. Muy Belle, dearest, young man was the city editor added: A yellow fever microbe has the ap- qfxist without keeping other ants as THoui-h I know you ar, graeou. ant kind. Dr. W. I). Hodges read, some months “The meeting in Slade's regular a.s- »laves, though why this is so he has And your trie rid.nl p ba. rr,,»a th. Maoerert» Medical So- pearance of three joints of sugar-cane. Three tbl.if. will none up in <uy mind: signment to-night, but I don't think ago, before the Suffolk I got them from Washington in a glass not found out. On removing the slavtes epidemic of eiety a paper on an I th nk of the night Ioace knocked tbera he'll get much except a broken head The lime that .1 U make, inr heart ache. for children tube, that somewhat resembled a from a nest of fifty slave-holding ants perha]«. Any t»w if you get any measles in an institution gourd. The tiny microbes are placed. I he found that the latter immodititely When I * ,l a rn-it backaet and .hock there, By kiMing your ma by mistake. thing at all it'll help out. Here's a over which he presides. in the big end. but by looking at it commenced to die off, and were spaedily A child who was supposed to be suf you could never tell that there was reduced in number to six. When the Wh-n I knock at your dear. May Belle, darling, couple of dollars to inset uny expenses fering merely from a severe cold was I recall how I went there to Win. you may have.” any thing but air in it The small end slaves were returned the mortality brought to the institution, and imme Bat the bn 11-dog o-h.od me cam'- .narlmg. Shortly ’ after midnight the young is sealed up, and the microbes are in ceased. And I. without knocking. balk-<l in- man appeared in the city editor 'a diately placed in the sick ward. With then?, though apparently dead. Some —A lecturer in the Royal Institution, In the dark I encou.lw.il your Utter. W bo thought me • burglar, no doubt, room. He looked aa if he had been in twenty-four hours an eruption ap microbes live in such places for twenty London, attempts to “define poison ac peared, which proved to be measles. years. End without any question* or pother. principal in a prize fight. curately” as follows: “Any substance Ere 1 could explain, kicked me ouL Three children, who were that day We will suppose, now, that we want which otherwise than by the agency of “Well?” said the city editor. Whan I knock styourdser. May Belle, dearest, “I couldn't get in,” remr.i-ked ths discharged from the sick ward, devel to look at some of them under the heat or electricity is capable of destroy Though I know that to me they re r- signed. young man. “Has Mr. Slade brought oped the disease, the one in nine days, microscope. Upon the little glass slide ing life either by chemical action on And you lore me with heart tbe s aeerest, the others in eleven days. It spread we put a drop of gelatine, of the con the tissues of the living body, or by Three th ng. will come up >n mv min L any thing?” among the in males until of sixty-five sistency that will not run. We take a physiological action after absorption Three thought, dhish I nersr can »mother “ Yes. a first-ra»c- excuse like yours. ” Fill my bead with a racket and roar. “J -ried »0 pats the guards but they all but twenty took it, and of the ex cambric needle, and after heating it to into the living system.” The fact Yourself, and your lather and mother. May Belle, dear, when 1 knock at your door. flung me down stairs. '1’hat's how 1 ceptions ten were sent away, and eight destroy all microbes that may be in the would seem to be that “poison” is a —A. W B-Uaw, in Yuak-e Blude. got this,” pointing to bis cut and swol had already had it In the case of the air, we quickly break the seal of the question of quantity, not quality. Very other two, no information on this glass tube and insert the needle, draw small quantities of aconite, hydro len lip. EXCUSE ME.” Of the ing it out quickly and resealing the cyanic acid, etc., suffice to destroy life, “That's all right. I didn’t expect point could be obtained. I forty-five patients, five died. The erup- neck of the tube. you'd g».t in. ” but used in limited quantities they ara Wo Excuse Is Better Thin a Good I “I bribed a fellow for a dollar to let 1 tion was at its height on the fifth and One well-known We insert the needle into the drop valuable drugs. me in the back way. They found me sixth days, and lasted from twelve to of gelatine on the slide, and quickly definition of poisons is “substances One. out and dropped me out of the back fourteen days. In over one-half of the put on the little cover to shut such which derange the vital functions and ■ window. That's how I got thia,” point cases there was inflammation of the germs or microbes that may be float produce death by an action not me ear. In only one ease was there con ing about in the air. Then we place chanical.” ing to his closed right eye. —The Austrians are constructing “Well, you mustn't feel discour vulsions, which came three days before the slide under the microscope. In the eruption. This child made a rapid forty-five minutes the microbes have portable electric-light plants to be aged.” “I felt a little cast down when they recovery. The treatment consisted fully aroused from their Rip Vac used in entraining and detraining mainly in cleanliness and the regula Winkle sleep, and now you see whai troops at night, and the Get‘mans are dropped me out the window.” “Exctme me.” tion of the diet. "That's not bad. You ought to ap “Certainly. Pardon me.” curious things they are. As I said be going to have a similar portable plant The following facts seem to be es fore, they resemble three joints of attached to their siege trait». I heard the above anatch of conver ply for a position in the paragraph de tablished: sation the last time I wan in New York. partment” sugar cane, but the joints are not 1. The wonderful contagiousness of straight, but at opposite angles. “I climbed up to the roof on the For the sakefof one good action a' hmidred It occurred in the evening at the New evil ones should be forgotten.—U/unesc Proverb. York end of Brooklyn Bridge, which, rear fire escape, got into the top story measels. Take this fellow, for instance, and 2. The tendency to oommunlcate It you see a joint drops off, leaving them at that hour, was crowded with men through the trap door, went down to “If a woman Is pretty, To me ’tis no matter, hurrying home. Tho snatch of con- the room above them 1 by the stair and self from, at least, the earliest visible with two joints. Presently another Be she blonde or brunette. ver «ation reads rather like a polite re found that the stove pipe came up stage. joint joins onto the dropped joint, and So she lets me look at her." 3. The interval between the exposure through the floor. ” An unhealthy woman is rarely, if ever beau mark and rejoinder. It was anything by this time a third joint appears on tiful. The peculiar diseases to which so’ many “Yes,” said the city i editor, with in- and the eruption is from nine to twelve No. 1. Now, look at No. 2 and there is of the flex are subject, but that. The first speaker wan push are prolific causes of pale days. sallow faces, blotched unsightly pimples ing and elbowing his way forward, creasing interest. a third joint. Now a joint drops from dull, lustreless eyes and with forms Wts 4. Its fatality Is mainly from Its com No. 1, and by the time it gains another men so afflicted, can he emaciated ‘•They were having such a stormy when he trod on another’! corns. The permanently cured by using Dr. Pierce ’ s Favorite Prescription; and plication with other diseases, develop second man swore and glared around, time below that 1 removed the stove joint No. 2 drops a joint, and this, with with the restoration of health comes that beau ed by it pipe without any one hearing and held when the first said, suavely: the joint from No. 2 join together and ty which, combined with good qualities of head and heart, makes women angels of loveliness 5. In a majority of cases, there is a the lower pipe from falling with my “Excuse me.” there is microbe No. 4. Another joint “ Favorite Prescription ” is the only medicine tendency to produce more or less in grows on Nos. 1 and 2. and one drops for women, sold by druggists, under a utmtive The wounded man like a flaah struck left hand.” from the manufacturers, that it will “F«.” flammation of the ear—an important f.-om No, 3, and these joining together guarantee out from the shoulder, knocked the give satisfaction In every ease, or money will be “ I could move it aside and see all 1 fact for parents to bear in mind. refunded. This guarantee has Iwen printed on other in the middle of next week, and Tiako microbe No. 4. and so they go, the bottle wrapper, and faithfully carried out wanted to and hear every thing.” 6. The tendency to cause convulsions until tbe little drop of gelatine is a for replied: many years. “ Y es . ” is very slight “Certainly. Pardon me.” working, soethin; mass of microbes. “They have resolved to go on strike Better poor, young and wise, than rich, old 7. There is generally a tendency to Now, these microbes are in the blood The striker rapidly disappeared Into and a fool.— German Proverb. on all the lines at nine to-morrow inflammation of the eyes. Dr. Hodges ’ the gathering gloom before the struck of a yellow fever patient, and there's Koiliing Like It! recovered himself sufficiently to shout morning and every one is sworn to treatment for this was to apply a solu where they live. They get Into a blood sec rosy.” Every day swells the volume of proof that as tion of borax, glycerine and water. “police.” corpuscle and e.it out all the red part, a spee-ifle for all Bl<md diseases, nothing equals “Great Scott!” cried the city editor, In the discussion of the paper. Dr. as a darkey eats out the red meat of a Dr. Fierce’» Golden Medical Discovery. Re The moral of the Incident seemed to jumping to his feet. “ Write that up. member, this is an old established remedy with Durgin, of the Board of Health, af me to tie that In some instances ex watermelon, and the blooi is then a »record! It has been weighed in the balance Give us all you can of It.” firmed that there was prevalent a mis drop of a clear fluid. and found fulfilling every claim! It has been cuse don’t “go." tested many years in thousands of cases with “It m written up. You see, the taken feeling of security in the case of The other day a boy about fifteen To give you an idea of how many Battering success! For throat and lung trou years of age called up at my room and electric light opposite made the room measles. Since I860 there had been can crowd into a corpusole of bloo 1, let bles, Catarrh, Kidney disease, Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia. Bick Headache and all disorders re •aid, after introducing himself, that he light enough to write by, and I had to in Boston eleven hundred and seven me say that It takes 3,200 corpuscles sulting from ini}>overiahed blood, there la noth stay there and hqld the stovepipe till teen deaths from this disease—an aver ing like Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery wanted advice.” strung together to make an inch. Well, — world-renowned and ever growing tu favor!. every one was gone and fit it up again age of forty-eight a year. Such a ••About what?” I asked. you can string just 150,000 microbe i so they wouldn ’ t suspect Good scheme yearly average from small-pox would across the diameter of one corpuscle, “About nothing in particular,” he Small cheer and great welcome make a grand •aid. aS he tutu Wed somewhfit nervously for next meeting. So I wrote it up as startle the community. In one year consequently you can guess billions feast. there were one hundred and fifty-two after billions ei microbes in a drop of with his hat. “You see, it’s like this: J 1 lay there. ” C'VKk. OF I’XKI MOXIA. “Great head,” said the city editor. fatal cases. want to get along in the world and I William A. Sawyer, Hess Road, Niagara blood. The theory is that these mi That young man is now managing It was voted by the society that the would like to know what—well—1 Co , N. Y.. Says: ’ one of tho biggests papers in the West, Board of Health should care for cases crobes eat up one's blood so rapidly as would like some advice. “About a year ago I was taken with a to take it all away from him in a very- This wito sqcb an unusual request and all because his rule was: of measles, as is done in small-pox and short time. Same men can stand the severe pain in both lungs. I was first at “Never have a gootl excuse."—Detroit scarlet fever. It was intended that this from a modern American boy that it letting of more blood than others, and tacked with a violent chill, then a dread quite took my breath away. Most of Free Press. vote should authorize the board to go consequently some men recover fron- ful pain and then a cough accompanied by CURIOUS ^FIGURES. the boys who come up to see me don’t to the house, give advice in respect to yellow fever.— Macon (Ga.) Telegraph. considera le fever. It looked very much like a l>ad stta< k of pneumonia. A friend want advice—they want to know Two Mathematical Wunder. Which Will isolation and disinfection, and see that of mine procured five A llcock ’ s B las where to get cigarette pictures or tick the advice was followed.— Foulh's Com llitere.t Every Header. PROVERBS REVISED. ters One he put under each arm, one ets to some game. A very curious number is 142,857, panion. Jld Laws Transformed to Sult the Wants under each shoulder blade, and one on my chest close a ound my throat. In a I looked at tbe boy who wanted ad which multiplied by 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6, of the Rising Generati >u. few hours the cough ceased, the pain 1 he Mechanical Arts. vice. He had a fresh, honest face, gives the figures in the same order, “Hunger has no ears,” hence wisdom gradually abated, and I broke out in a and I fel) Used no hesltptiqq in ijctting beginning at a different point; but if profuse pe:sp ration. I fe l into a pro We have seen how the literary edu must give first place to dinner. sleep, and the next day was almost him down as a good boy'who would multiplied by 7 gives all 9's. Multi cation which we now consider so es “A rolling st;»ne gathers no moss,” found well. 1 wore the Blasters eivlit days af probabljmiakfl his way it> the world. plied by 1 it equals 142,857, multiplied sential was regarded in England—as but it “gets over” a great deal. terwards and have never had any trouble • W nr By lft5yr"T Yffmrwrfrmsly, by 2 equals 285,714, multiplied by 3 ungentlemanly. It is not so long since “Every man is the architect of his since.” “there is one thing I’d advise you to equals 428,751, multiplied by 4 equals the physician or leech was, as Hallam own fortunes,” which saves all chance Life Is not so short but that there Is always quit. If I was you. I’d stop getting 571,428, multiplied by 5 equals 714,285, says, “an inexhaustible theme of pop of hard feeling on account of competi time for courtesy. druuk and raising a racket on the multiplied by 6 equals 857,142, multi ular ridicule.” The barber’s pole, sc tive examinations. streets at midnight and getting run in. plied by 7 equals 999,999. Multiply common in our streets, recalls a time, How’« %'our l.lvert “Faithful are the wounds of a friend,” -112,857 by 8 and you have 1,142,856. The olil lady who replied, when asked how That's my advice.” 't 'y Mid there are none more punctiliously not so long past, when the barber prac her liver was, “ God bless me, I never heard that “I never touched a drop ol liquor iti ■Then add the first figure to the last ticed blood-letting and other medical given. there was such a thing in the house,'' was noted her amiability. Prometheus, when chained my life,” said the boy, with so pained you have 142,857, the original num arts. It is within our own memory that The last that was not least is held by for to a roek, might as well have pretended to be an expression that I was sorry I had ber, the figures exactly the same as at the dentist stood on a level with the St. Louis men to have been made for a happy, as the man who is chained to a diseased liver. For poor Prometheus there was no es the start. spoken in this way to him. barber; indeed, the two were often the Chicago girl’s boot. cape, but by the use of Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Another mathematical wonder is the “Don’t »moke, I suppose?" “A miss is as good as a mile,” but a Purgative Pellets, the disagreeable feelings, irri same person. How is it that all this h> table temper, constipation, iniligestion, dizzi following: It is discovered that the “No, sir." C" .. ness und sick headache, which are caused l>; a changed, that literature, medicine and Mrs. is as good as a league. “Chew, snuff; any thing of that multiplication of 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 by 45 dentistry have become gentlemanly oc diseased liver, promptly disapiaur. The pavement of Hades is relaid the kind?” gives 4, 44, 44, 44, 44, 45. Reversing first of every January. cupations? Simply, I think, because No denunciation Is so eloquent as the final “No, sir.” the order of the digits and multiplying “Sic semjier tyrannus” maybe freely influence of a good example. they are now thought scientifically and “Read flash novels?" I 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 by 45 we g«.t a resuli institutions have been established foi rendered: “The sick always aro tyr ForC'atarrlial and Throat Disorders “No. sir." equally curious—5. 555, 555, 505. If that purpose. It may be laid down a? ants.” “ Brown's Bronchial Trochei” are renowned and “Swear?" we take 12345678 9 as the milti- “ Love goss out at the window when a general rule that whatever is taught marvellously effective, giving immediate relief. “No. sir." plicand, and interchanging the figures in school will soon become respectable poverty enters the door,” but should • 1 “FlghtF! of 45 take 54 as the multiplier, 6, 666, poverty retire by the door, it is According to Bisbop Horne, adversity bor amaz- and gentlemany, while that which it rows its sharpest stings from our impatience, “No, sir.» *-J 666, 606. Returning to the multipli tng with what celerity love comes “Well." I said, “that's all very un cand, 9876543 2 1, and taking 54 as picked up in the house or the work scrambling in at the window. The present is a bright speck between the fortunate for me. If you have any the multiplier again, we get 53, 333. shop will always lie regarded as menial darkness of the future and the twilight of the “Time and tide wait for no man,” past. — Prof. Thomas Davidson, in Forum. vices It would help me out if you tell 333. 34 all 3's except the first and but when a woman is in the sase, even ----- • ►———-------- me what they are. If yoj committed last figures.'Svhich together read 54 How to Destroy Ants. time and tide must wait or go on with Dujardin’» Life Essence has restored vigor to hundreds of old-young men who have exhaust burglary as a relaxation or sand the multiplier. Taking the same out her. eel their vital forces by dissipation, and other Prof. Cook, of the Michigan Agri bagged a friend occasionally It would multiplicand and 27, the half of 54, as bad practices. It has given back youthfulness “ All men are born free and equal, ” strength whenever used. Price, |l.uO a bot make my task ay ndvUff much easier. the multiplier, we get a product of 26, cultural College, says: “I tried bisul but unfortunately some men are born and tle. All druggists. As you don’t do any of these things 666, 666, 667, all 6’s except tho first and phide of carbon, and w ith marked ?qual to two or three of their fellows. success. To use this we have to fin< I’ll think over the matter, and if you last figures, which together read 27, is so strong as gentleness; nothing “Pride goes before a fall,” and the so Nothing gentle as real strength.—Nt. /'ranci» de .Sale». coms pp to-morrow I’ll, perhaps, see the multiplier. Now interchanging the ant hills or mounds w hich harbo: “winter of discontent” comes after. my way clearer than I do now.” the order of the figures 27 and using the ants. This is rarely difficult. W» “A poet is born not maid,” and yet The boy thanked me, although I 72 as the multiplier and 987654321 now use a crowbar, with which w< women persist in writing rhymes. make a hole in the center of the mourn knew I did not deserve any thanks. as the multiplicand, we get a product “God helps them that helps them Next day he called again. In the in of 71. Ill, 111, 112—all I s, except the which should reach down to the leve selves,” so that drummers at hotel of the lowest gallery of the ants' nest terval I had remembered the incident first and last figures, which read Skin & Scalp abies are sure of the assistance ol on Brooklyn bridge. Now, the man together 72, the multiplier.— Journal oj We now turn in about half a gill o' Heaven. DISEASES bisulphide of carbon, after which wi said “Excuse me” and had been knock Education. “He that is down need fear no fall,” ■¿■cured by.? throw on immediately a shovelful of ed down. »ecause feathers fall so softly. Cimeli “Well, my boy,” I began, “my ad How Some of the Delusion* in San Pict- clay, which should be .st once com “The blind can not lead the blind,” pactly trodden down. 7 his holds thi Ffc/A^di<s. vice is this: Never make an excuse. ure# are Produced. tnd as justice and love both have liquid in the nest, and its very volatili There is a proverb which says: •A There are various ways for providing »andaged eyos, neither can guide the poor excuse is better than none.' surprising results in photography, nature, together with its poisonouF ither. DOR CLEAN8ING, PURIFYING AND That adage is as wrong as most things that in one age would have been fumes, soon destroys the last ant ot I beautifying the skin of children and infant Many men who profess to pass their and curing torturing, disfiguring, itching, scrt> the nest. I have destroj ed a nest ut of them are. Even a good ex called magic, but in ours recognized as ives in the pursuit of virtue are apt to and pimply diseases of the Bkin, scalp and cuse is not better than none scientific tricks. The ghost picture, terly with one application Sometimes blood, with loss of hair, from infancy toold age ake care to keep so far behind that the C uticura R emedies are infallible. There are thousands of people in for instance, in which a shadowy ghost the remedy would have to be repeated C uticura , the great Skin Cure, and Cun here is no danger whatever of their this world, my boy, who are magnifi —through which materiel objects are to become effec'.ive.” oura S oap , an exquisite Skin Beautifler. ex overtaking her. ternally. and C iticuka R esolvent , the new cent architects of excuses. Some of visible—is seen between natural atti- Blood Purifier, internaWy, cure every orin of The Plot Miscarried. And speaking of proverbs, there is skin and blood diseases, trom pir pies to them manage to get along pretty tudes and oocupations. This is pro- tothing easier than the manufacture scro'ula. well building up imposing excuses dueed by an almost instantaneous ex- Winks (cheerilly)—Hello, Jinks >f pseudo-proverbs, if one will cnly Sold everywhere. Price, C vticvra , 50c.. S oap 25c.: R esolvent . |1. Prepared by the P ottei and letting others do their regu posure of the figure that is to do duty how did that little plot of yours work five his min i to it, as witness the fol D rug and C hemical C o .. B oston , M ass . lar work, but they never amount to as the ghost, followed by a full expos yesterday? Sepd for ’’H«w to Cure Skin Dtoeasee.” owing, which, if not very good, at much in the long run. No one ever ure of the figures and properties thai Jinks (savagely)—What little plot! east serve well enough for illustration: ter Baby's Skin »nd Scalp preserved and -fti AF beautified by C uticura S oap . -fc-i depends on a man who is good at ex are to appear natural. Another novel “Why, old fellow, you know you Never put a gift cigar in tbe rnout’i. MS K idney P ains , Backache and Weaknew cuses. trick was shown recently in a photo suspected Mrs. J. rather liked Mr. cured by C cticura A nti -P ain P laster .ai A man may wear epaulets, and le (¡•instantaneous pain-subduing plaster. 25c. When I was in Chicago last summei graph reproduced by a prominent trade Dashaway's society, and to satisfy inly a drummer in the band. the city editor of one of the paper» journal, which presentad the photo yourself you had arrange I forthem U It is the last step hat costs. there told me this story, which will grapher, seated at a table, playing go to the theater together, and thei A man is known by the dog he koeps. FOR THE BLOOD •how the advautage of not having an chess, with himself sitting on the op you intended to slip in unobserved am One may Learn at every horse-car excuse: Swift’« Specific has cured me of l malig posite side of the table, while he him see whether she gave attention to th< -tation that a man may be a starter and nant breaking out on my leg, whic i caused Some years ago a green-looking fel self stood up in the background looking play or to him.” intolerable pain. It was called Eczema by •ever start the doctors—four of whom treated me with low appeared in the city editor’s room at his two selves playing. “Y-e-s, I remember.” no relief. I candidly confes® that I owe I here is no yesterday for popcorn. from no one knew where and wanted a [my present good health to H. S. S.. which “Well, did you do it?” The figures were all on the negative, in my estimation is invaluable as a blood Providence always provides a shorn job. The city editor told him, as hr which was produced by three succes remedy, M isn J ulia D e W itt , she let the nurso gt> off. and 1 amb for the wind to blow upon. 2227 N. 10th St., St. Louis, Mo. had told hundreds of fellows before sive exposures of the plate, parts had to stay home and mind die baby.’ Our babv when two months old was at 1 he barbar takes even the king b him. that there was no vacancy a' thereof being masked each time by a —A’. K Weekly. tacked with Scrofula, which for a long die nose.— l.uffato Courier. time destroyed her eyMight entirely, and nresent -that is the usual formula— black velvet shutter. Still another caused us to despair of her life. The doctor failed to relieve her. and we gave — The government of the Russian Lriek is that by which a person who Swift’s Specific, which soon cured her en but that if he came across a good bit —Sevwal influential Chinese have tirely, and she is now hale and hearty. Province of tbe Amour has proposed likes that sort of thing may appear to of news it would be cheerfully accepted snbscribed large sums of money to E. V. D elk , M ill’s Point, Texas. o restrict the entry of the Chinese, be photographed riding on a flying By Send for book giving history of and paid for. vid in establishing a zoological garden Blood Diseases and advice to sufferers, “The Man Well, the young man brought tr goose - a fish or any other desired .vt Shanghai. At present the institu ■vith this statement: mailed fr»-p churians form an element which it THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. style of ridiculous locomotion. This what stuff he could, and sometimes an tion will be merely a commercial un- Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga. item or two was used; but more often is done by the subject holding upon his lertaking, but it is hoped that ulti langerous to the interests of our Rus- nothing was available, and the fellow lap a huge pieee of white or sky-tinted mately the state will take it in hand. •ian colonists, as by their intelligence, lived as best he could and slept in card with the fanciful figure drawn Amongst ethers, the Governor of For ndustry, endurance and frugality com sheds or in the park and never grum upon it. His face appears aliove the mosa has promised his help in the petition of any foreign labor system whatever vith theirs is prevented.” bled. The editor began to get tired oi upper edge of the card and seems in collection of specimens. the picture, joined to the funny little —A visitor to Japan noticed the pre- seeing his want-stricken face, and once —Four large cremation furnaces or twice advised him to go home, but body mounted on the goose or fish have been declared open at the great ■»onderanceof German influence in that the young man said that perhaps a File statue picture is made by about Parisian c.vnetery of Pere la Chaise. country. Many of the Yokohama shops chance would come along by and by, Le same device.— Pholograpiu., Review. The question is agitated whether pau ’had their Japanese signs translated —A new Parisian industry is the per bodies ihould bo cremated by the into German only, while in all notices and, any how, he was there to stay. One night the city editor said to him: manufacture of hoar-frost glass, which Paris municipality, but there is such a which appeared in foreign languages OF PURE COD LIVER OIL “If you want a chance, there’s a is covered with feathery patterns re strong feeling against it among the German held the first place. Next in ano HYPOPHOSPHITES. beautiful one open for you to-night sembling those naturally produced poor that the idea will probably have frequency, and not far behind, came Russian. English and French follow upon window-panes in cold weather. The stre >t-car men are having- meet to be abandoned. It is usually the Almost as Palatable as Milk. ed after a long interval,” and Portu ings every night, and we can’t find out The glass >s first given a ground sur wealthy who prefer cremation. So dinffuieed that the moot delicate stomach guese brought up the rear. what thej-'re up to. They meet at the face, either by the sand-blast or the can take it. Remarkable an a PL ESH PRODUCER. Person» GAIN rap —The saving which wfll result in corner of ----- t’s street and ------ave ordinary method, and is then coated —A thread has been Made from the idly while taking IT. with soft varnish. The varnish con Uber of the common nettle so fine that substituting electricity for horseflesh nue.” SCOTT ’ S EMULSION is acknowledged by Phy- "All right,” said the young man. tracts ntrongly in drying, taking with sixty miles of it only weighed two on the street railways of this country noun to be the FINEST and BEST preparation “Have you any objection to my say it the particles of glass to which it pounds and a half. is hinted pt by the fact that the opera of its class tor the relief of ing I'm a reporter on this paper?” auharc-t, aid this reproduces very CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA, —Those born in spring are general'y ton o’, ol > street ra'iwty.in Eij'.anl “None in the le;ist” said the edit accurately the branching crystal ot GENERAL DESILITY, >v electricity will rajult in sarin ' $60.- of a more robust constitution than Wasting Diseases of Children, or, with a grin. “I may say, though, frostwork. A single coat gives a deli X)3 p:r annum over and above the others. Births are more frequently and CHRONIC COUGHS. that Ratig.m, who tried to get last cate effect, and several coats yield a present hoit of oporating it by horses hoW by all Ihruggiote, by night than by day, also deaths. bold design. _ _ ____ , __ INFANTILE ■—Old Gentleinan—‘^Tow’ does mj son get on?” School Teacher—“He's one of the best students in the school. I’ve no complaint to make on that score. ’ Old Gentleman—“That was the way with me when I went to school. I’m glad he's taking after his father.” School Teacher—-But he’s rather unruly at times, Mr. Hard- aastle, and frequently has to be repri manded for lighting.” Old Gentleman —“Well, I suppose it’s natural that he should have seme of his mother's strik ing characteristics.”— N. K Ledger. I A CURES PROMPTLY SPRAINS, STRAINS, HURTS. Don’t be fooled by cheap imita tions. Always ask for “Seal,” and see that yen get the genuine. CONQUERS PAIN. HEALS, CURES. A t DRVocisr and D ealers . IKE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltlmor«. Mi. Diamond Vera - Cura CurM 1« FOR OY8PEPSIA. . 1 TO 6 DATS. < voanm cuu fob VDianTioM abb i t—#«k Trwbl— Artaiiif abb MM Mlv by the Zhex’xu Ot FbwDnqvta or Ucvwral Lealer wiU ft Vte* V ■« rtrnxrfy m Uort, er U oil be emt by maW ow reerqx <g25 cU. (4 bosa *1 00) to Stawpa fimnp.’« win on receipt l-cmt stamp. Forgive freely; hatred is a troublesome com panion. IM CHARLES A VOGELER CO.. Bafflasr*. Mt B«U l*f«pri«ton m 4 MaaNiaMam«. The Chill ItlaMt That sets the naked branches a-quivering, Is not felt by the wealthy valetudinarian indoors, but not all the covering that can be piled on bis warm bed. nor all the furnace heat that anthra cite can furnish, will warm his marrow wheu chills and fever runs its icy Augers along his sninal column. Hostetter's'stomach Bitters is the thing to infuse new warmth into his chilled and anguish frame, to remedy the fierce fever and exhausting sweats which alternate with the ehill. Dumb ague, ague cake, billious remit tent—tn short, every known form of malarial diwase is subjugated by this potent, and at the ?a/,l,\e ,ime’ wholesome and genial medicine. Billiousness, constipation, dvspepsia, sick head aches, loss of appetite and sleep, kidney trou ble, rheumatism and debility are also remedied by it. Use it with persistence to effect a thor ough cure. BOY THE BEST. TAKE NO MEXICAN SALVE The BUYXB8’ GUIDE is issued March and Sept., each year. It Is an ency. olopedia of useful Infor, mation for all who pur chase the luxuries or th« necessities of life. We can olothe you and furnish you with all the necessary and unnecessary appliances to ride, walk, danoe, sleep, eat, fish, hunt. work, go to church, or stay at home, and in various sisea. styles and quantities. Just figure out what is required to do all these things COMFORTABLY, and you can make a fair estimate of the value of the BUYERS* GUIDE, which will be sent upon receipt of 10 cents to pay postage, THE GREAT HEALER, O Cures Cuts Sore«, Salt Rh<‘um, Boil», Pimples, Felons. Skin DiHeaaes, and all ailments for which a salve is suitable. For takii.g out aoreness and healing it acts ike magic. 25cento 3 box. at all druggist-. mediate relief in the worst cases,insures c*Yn>fnrt.H able steep ; effects cures where all others fail. A ■ «fcepricab Price ôQc. and ■ Rl.OOvotDnigviFtHorbvmhil. Samnte FREES ^TOjgga^D^l^CHIFFMAN^sHjauLMiMS I Off. PIERCE'S NEW BELT Time divided Is never long, and regularity abridges all things.— Madame de Staci. Send |5 and receive 100 pounds good dry friUt (10 varieties) or send >10 and receive (DO, «,1. best and finest California dried fruit made, i-lp vwie- ties) securely packed. Smith’s Cash Stone, 41» Front St., San Francisco, Cal. AND SUSPENSORY^ £ "Kt H < Pat. Oct. 11. ’87) cures all V fdWCCiiW' ervo us and Ch rouie Dis- Wl vases of both sexes. Priced® IM and upward. 3end 2c 1 T— for sealed pamphlet No. 2. 7It* KirTIRK Ifruptured «end stamp for Pamphlet No. 1. 44 1 7 PILES. New Invention. Send 2c stamp for Pamphlet No. 8. Addrem; M- E. T. CO..704 Sacramento St.,San Francisco, Cal. MONTGOMERY WARD A CO. 111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, ILL SALESMEN W<> wish a few men to sell our goods by sample to th. wbolaale and re- tall tntae. largest man u- frsln urllne. Enclose 2 cent stamp. Wages *3 per Day. Permanent position. No postals answered. Money advanced for wages, advertising, etc. (>■. »«■natal ManaWctsrtag <« , (TactaaallA»hl*. Rather than the Cheapest PORTLAND BUSINESS B3F*O ver G.OOO.OOO lOO believe tha.r\ of the lanr ^mLtnjU^:^« CX1UEGE, Ferry’s Seeds ----------- — — — — — — Portl.iid, Oregon. Peilect equipment, tlmiough instlactlon, vSlab. lislied reputation,growing |>opulaiity. Businesi, Shorthand, Common Schoo'and Penmimhlp Depart ments. Students admitted at any 'line. Cata logue and specimens of pennisnshfp sent free. J- *• WBM1O. ftee’s. A. P. ARMSTRONG. Pria. D D. M FERRY A OO m acknowledged to the irgest Seedsmen In the world. D M F xbbt S Co'* Illurtnted, Deacrip. live and Pnced bofs ? SEED ANNUAL --------- TREATED FREE______ For 1889 Will be mailed rm U) all applicant«, and year'« customer« ord wing it. Jttiti/u- PosltlTely Cured with Vegetable Remedies. Have cured many thousand cases. Cure iiatienU «renounced hopeless by the best physicians. From rst dose symptoms rapidly disappear, and in ten o&ys at leant tw<>-third8 of all symptom« are remov- •a. send fur free book of testimonial« ux uiiraculomt cures. Ten days treatment furnished lree by mall. If you order trial, send 10 cents in stamps to pay postage. Dll. H. H. GREEN 4 SONS. Atlanta. Ga. 11 you order trial return this advertisement to ua ÉiGjÿ 0PPRICE& CREAM » Bi< Q naa n ven aarv*- sal aailafacUon la lb. curt of Oonorrhœa and Gleet. I prescribe Hand feel safe In recommend ing It to all sufftisi* A. J. STONER, «.«. Decatur, IN. PRICE Sl.OO, . Sold hr Druggie» 1 CHANCE8. Who coverts more Is evermore a slave.— Her rick. hit* Elcohant of Siam, Lion of Eng- land. Dragon of China, Cross of Switxer, land. Banuer «»f Ber-ia, Crescent of Egypt- Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chili, The Circle of Japan, Harp of Eri 1. To get ihpse buy a box of the genuine D r . C. M c L ane ' s C elebrated L iver B ills , price 2,’> cents, and mail us the out side wrapper with your address, plainly written, and 4 cents in stamps. We will then mail you the above li.t with an ele gant package of oleographic and chro matic tarde. F leming B ros ., P ittsburg , P a . Empyreal ni I I"I" ot •s*'r1 of North Carolina Plug ■ ■ ■ Cut will convince any Smoker that it is the finest Smok ing Toliacco ever sold on this Coast. THE GRSAT — Eastern woodworkers »re using naphthaline as a wood preservative It is said to be very effective, leaving the wood dry and with only a faint aromatic smell. „ w—am i I ebouid vend for R Addreee D.H. FERRY&CO.(Dttrott. Mich. To *8 a Day. Samples worth »1.50, FRER Lines not under the horses feet. Write B rew S aekty ltsix H oldek < 'o'. II <>11 y, M lch. WELL DRILLS PU RWE. J - M- riMK.. Aa.ayer aa<l Analytical <LMe«sist. Laboratory, 104 First st., Portland. Sold on Trial ! stbr ' s FOR EVERY Analyse« made of all substance«. Or. PIANOS I 1st Premiums. 25,000 in use, . 20 years Established. New . _ patented Steel Tuning De vice, in use in In no other otli________ _________ _ Pianos . _.,w Piano, , _ by which our «•• ’“*OM VUAIV 20 years, giniu ’t LCU. •tend in tune good ivr tor AW 100 , ; IJOV not UUl affected by climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink, byc^umite. crack, decay, or wear out; we guarantee it Ele gant Rosewood Cases, 8 3 strings, double re]»eating r«|«ating a/rt.lnn* neat, ivzyrv a VT'iC'xrr r action; fl finest iv-ory kava" keys; ft.»» the Famous ANTISELL. Call sr write for Catalogue, free. T. M. ANTISELL PLANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows' Uu.ll, Mar ket and Seventh Streets, San Francisco. Investment Rmall, profit*' IRIK« fiend SOc for mailing lar><e illustrated CateJuiru* with full particular«. Man- ufactured by GOULDS & AUSTIN, »•* A 1«» I^ke St.. CHICACO. ILL. \ dwicht ,^7 SÍ2? PERFECT THE COW BEANO. — TO MAKE — DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD USE $25 REWARD $25 D wight ’ s C ow -B rand S oda °*S aleratus . absolutely pure . DOR ANY CASE OF RHEUMATISM, ALWAYS UNIFORM ANO FULL WEIGHT. 1 Neuralgia, Stomach, Kidney or Liver troublea (no matter of how long standing) that HAEMO- NY (the new discovery) will not cure, and I will forfeit *5,000 for any testimonial on my circu lars or in ! jy possession that is not genuine. C. H. WEBB, itole Agent for the United States. 40 O’Farrell street, San Francisco. B ranch O ffice —143 East First St., Ix>s Angeles. Send for circulars. Ayento wanted Ev «•■sr.tbrtth.rsi*. picture of • Cow on your pactag. and you will bar. th. beat Boda made _ THE COW BRAND. \DWiCHT'S7 erywhere. THE VAN MONCISCAR PRIVATE DISPENSARY. NOB. 133 and 134 THIRD STREET, Portland, Oregon. Is the only Private Dis pensary in Portland or on the Northwest Coast, where patients are success fully treated forall NEftV OIJ8, CHRONIC AND PRIVATE DIKEAHKH id young or old, single or maimd, such as LOST MANHOOD, Nervous debility, seminal losses, failing memery, syphilitic eruptions, ef fect* of mercury, kidney and bladder troubles, gon orrhea, gket, stricture etc. CONSULTATION FREE. O r .SPINNEY s Seattle Dispensary, MK ATTLM. W. T. NERVOUS peo‘UtruLoss of Vigor, Semina , fcsa w VWO Losses. Weak Memery, Despoil dency, *c., due to excesses or abuse, cured. YOUNC MEM suffering from tbs effects . of youtOulfoHlcsoi India cretion should avail tbemsebes of our treatment. A positive cure guaranteed in every case. Byphilis, Urinary and Venereal Diseases all u.natural dis charges. promptly and safely cured, It Makes You Hungry * I have used Paine Paine ’s ’s Celery Celery Compound Comnound and and It it has had a salutary effect. Itlnvigorat- ed the system and I feel like a new man. It Improves the appetite and facilitates diges tton.” J. T. C ofe - ' land , Primus, 8. C. Paine’s Celery Compound J I Spring medicine means more now-a-days t han it did ten years ago. The wlnterof 1888-w ba.left the nerves all fagged out. The nerves must be strengthened, the blood purified, liver and bowels regulated. Paine’s Celery Compound- the Spring medicine of to-day— does all this, as nothing else can. / tssct - i W by Phgmrians, Henau IM,uied by InugguU, Endorotd by Minuter», Guaranteed by the Manufacturer» to be The Best Spring Medicine. is • unique tonic and appetizer. Pleasant to “In the spring of 1887 I waB all run down I the taste, quick In Ito action, and without any Injurious effect, it gives that rugged health would get up In the morning with so tired a feeling, and was bo weak that I could hardly vet which makes everything taste good. It cures around. I bought a bottle of Palnfa Celery Com dyspepsia and kindred disorders. Physicians pound, and before I had taken It a week I felt prescribe it il.ou. six for js.w. Druggists. very foUi'h better. I can cho>-fully recommend it to all who need a building up and Htrenvthen. W ells , R ichardson A C o .. Burlington, Vt. Ing medicine." Mrs. B. A. Dow, Burlington. Vt. MMMW era St MIDDLE-ACED MEN^CM [ uertru ARM & HAMMER BRAN D Kliney* Or Bladder. Wertr Back. Nervous ■Debility, lasting ot Bexn^I Btrength, etc., cured restored to healthy vigor. aa LT .Ferson* unable to visit ns may be treated at their home«, by correspondence. Medic the« an? ¡natruction« «ent by maiI or expreaa. Uouanltatiot tree. Send 4 cent* in stamps fur lie Young Man’i • rlend or Guide u M adlock. ffb Housefowper. and Xarenor.,— It la impor tant that the Boda or ■aleratus yon tu« should b. White and Pun aama M all similar substance* ■mdforfood. Tolnsnn obtaining only th. ”A A Rammer*’ brand 8< or Balerat ¡a, buy it "pound or half ponn Oartoon*.which bearc aam.and trademark, a* Inferior goods an wmo- «me.sub.tituted fd»th. "Arm • Hammer" brand when bought In bulk. Partie. using tuning Powder should remem ber that It* sole rising property consists ofbk aarbonate of soda. On» toaapoon ful of ths "Ann «Hammer’’ brand of ■oda or Balentns mixed With sour milk equals &1FINWAY r«AN* a JI LlfifiA I. ««Alle«, BACH. Gabler, Roenli taaoa; Burdett Or«*us. ban, ■oak of Sheet Muslo and B< 'taom Priora MATTHIAS 0 0 SCOTT’S EMULSION AGENTS WANTED Distance no hindrance. Big Protits. Pub. House. St. Paul. Minn. Pnckcci in Card Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft. o 50 CENTS. OR ------ FOB----- Asthma, CoughK, Caldn, Croap, la. fiaenaa, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Whnop- ing-Cough, Loaa of Voice, Incipient Conaumption, and all Throat and I.nng Troubles. -• J. R. CATES & CO., PROPS. 41! Bansome Street, Us P romotes STIMULATES LIVER DIGESTION “¿5 Fraaelaco, Cal. CHICHESTER’S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS BD CSOSS IUMCK9 BWC. A Orlrl.,1.1^.1, o.l, reliable pill for sale. Never Fail. A«k for (hicUvUrt ••^D>amond Brand. I. red me \X>y a talite boxes, sealed with blue rib- \Wy bon. At Accept no other. XlT pills io pa»te- Ar board boxes, pink wrappers, are a d«n«er- ou« counterfeit. Send 4c, (stamps, for particulars and “Relief fs>r Ladle«"ri leaer. by return mail. 10.000 tcotl- ironi LABIES "ho have used them. Name Paper. tkichester I'heraieal Co.,S»41soa Sq.,Pblla^Pa. P o o — Q. (/) ÛC S g jjf ' - 1 Wi F A sthma ^ RINTERS — And PUBLISHERS. Á Xo MCOHOl You will Save 25 per cent And considerable Time by placing your Orders for Type. Presses, Material, Inks, etc., with PALMER & REY. 112 114 F ront btreet. Portland. N. P, N. U. No. 270—S. F. N. U. No. 347 o L 1 / Â 1 regulates W 1ÄLS PORTLAND, OREGON