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VALLEY RECORD.! VALLEY RECORD VALLEY RECORD ISSUED EVERY THURSDAY. V. A. JACOBS. B. J. KAIKKB. JACOBS & KAISER. Publishers and Proprietors. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Ona ye r.............................. »I. months . .. Three montha Terms, in advance. 50 1* 74 Central House ASHLAND, JACKSON COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1889 VOL. I EUROPEAN A. C. CALBWILL. INCH AND OUNCE. I PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. DOING UP LACE-CURTAINS. NO. 39. DANCING IN THE BARN Published at Ashland, in the flourishing Rogue River Valley The leading town of Southern Oregon, population 2,500, juno tion of O. & C. and S. P. R. R. Leading industries—fruit raising, mining, manufacturing, stock- raising and farming. IMAGINARY ILLS." —Chaussier dried a man in a kiln The Derivation of These Teo Standards n Valuable Suggestion* on a Most Imp or tan Along the sky sweet airs are sUU; t MECHANICAL AND OPERATIVE of Measurement. >> , and there resulted only twelve pounds Household Topic. Across the grass the moonbeams fall; The Treatment of Hypochondriacs Die- DENTIST. As the Jews had a mystical rever of solid matter. E. K BRIQTHMAN, Prop. Upon the night strikes sweet the trill cusaod by a Physician. Once thoroughly understood this ence for seven, and the ancient Welsh Of nightingale and whippoorwill. AND ---- —An experiment recently made in work is as easily accomplished as any Ashland. Oregon. So many people are hypochrondriace And down the vale I hear the call OREGON. and Celts for three, and the Greeks a Scotland proves that the tortoise can simple washing. After taking the cur ASHLAND. that a physician expects to find one- To "Dancing in the Barn." Nitrous Oxide Gas administered fcr the perfect philosophy constructed out of walk a mile in four hours. Ah me! third of his patients laboring under tains dowu shake out the dust careful extraction of teeth. the harmonies of all sorts of numbers, So long ago it seems to be— —Telephones are great convenience, ly, so as to avoid tearing the material; Kenovated throughout and newly fur painless imaginary ills. It is easy for people Offios over the bank. That “ Dancing in the Barn." Under Masonic Temple, so the Romans fell back upon a scale and yet people are all the time talking then spread them out on two lines near nished. to exaggerate symptoms, and by giving The torchlight falls on each young face. B. F. IXYDIK. Proprietor of—or. more properly, upon a scale against them.— Yonkers Statesman. themselves into the hands of quacks, DR. P. F. UNCER, together, and brush them gently with As, wheeling in the country dance. with a base of—six. Accordingly, a6 —A traveling man remarks that any a soft feather duster; this will remove become confirmed victims of supposed Now in, now out, our shadows ohase A good sample room for comm er — WITH — MEALH CENTS they divided the pound into twelve fellow who makes love to a widow is all the dust that can be got off. Now About the dear, old-fashioned place. ill health. What is not at all unusual ctal traveler« has l>een fitted up in Can aught tn life so much entrance ounces, so they also divided the foot, literally courting danger.— Merchant have ready a tub half full of tepid is to find physicians who have become As " Dancing in the Barn?” connection with the hotel. All we ask i> a «hare of your patronage, which was the standard of lineal Traveler. thoroughly hypoed. Many of them water, to which two tablespoonfuls of Ab, no! which we shall merit. Will serve meal« at all measure, into twelve sections, and —“I wish I could sell all I write,” liquid ammonia has been added (this For youth Is fair, but It must go, with great reputation and a large hours. Like “Dancing In the Birn.” they called these sections unci®, too. remarked a certain author to a lady. DENTIST. practice and capable of diagnosing any comes put up in bottles ready for use, But how did they get the inch orig “There are those,” replied his com But ah! that nigh: when as of yore case become cranks concerning their : and is called, I think, household am GRAVES & SONNICHSON, Omet in Ayers Building, facing Sew Hotel. inally? it may be asked. Rather, how panion, sweetly, “who say you can't I beard the haunting old refrain— own health. They exaggerate the monia). Place the curtains in this When Love is done, it comes no more; did they get the pound? for that, and write all you sell.”— Life. AMBIAMO. OBBUOM. slightest symptoms into dangerous water and allow them to remain some And ah, my heart, bow you were sore! not the inch, is the unit. There seems —“Mrs. Barkley, are you familiar fifteen or twenty minutes, turning them Opp. Oddfellow«’ Building, And yet my feet kept time again cases and believe they have chronio to be no precise information on this with-Songs without Words?’ ” "O, yes, With “Dancing in the Barn." B. PtFKATT troubles when they would know that, over carefully every minute or two Too late; point. .They would divide any unit quite. Mr. Barkley frequently sings in a patient, it would be but a slight Main Street. Ashland. Oregon. and squeezing with the hands. This The hour had struok of life and fate iuto twelfths, and a prevailing notion them when he comes home in the ATTORNEY AND COUNSE LLORA T To "Dune.ng in the Barn." indisposition. Most physicians are process will loosen all the dirt, after All work guaranteed. Repairing neatly was at one time the linear uncia was morning.”— Terre Haute Express. LAW. not competent to treat themselves, and which squeeze out as dry as possible, doae. Long after, !n a crowded street, —A Brooklyn man intends to start a his WELL-KNOWN ___________ _______ HOUSE _______ UNDER really the original, and was then many of them are confirmed hypochon A noor, old, blind man feebly played but be very, very careful lest the the new management, will be conducted transferred as a name to a weight. goat ft rm, which he thinks will bring Just where the town and river meet. LIA TH U MANUFACTORY. driacs. Medical students begin early meshes of tho laoe be broken. Have on the l>e«t and most popular plans, no pains This, though plausible, is hardly the My heart stood still, my steps delayed. him $10.80 per day. He will stock it Will practice in all Courts of the State. being «fiared to give general satlsfaetion. It ready another tub containing water For that old tune which stopped and stayed to imagine themselves afflicted with They have on hand a stock of battar contains comfortable sleeping apartments sup- case. Sometimes, especially in old with seventy-five goats, and as the or Office adjoining Well's (Farge A Co.’s pli< d with single and double beds, making it a Was “Dancingin the Barn." the various diseases whioh they are prepared as before, and place the cur oaJf akin, grain calf akin, kfp. dongolaand And oh I desirable place for the entertainment of Doth books, written when philology was not dinary goat will give three pints of tains immediately in it, one at a time, boak «klu >han aver imported to Ashland, Express Office. studying. I remember when at college travelers and families. What tales are told of long ago— what it is now. it was the fashion to milk a day, he calculates upon ninety wblab that offer fur sale to tha trade of I had a room-mate who became thor allowing them to soak until all are That “ Dancing In the Barn. ” •outharn Oregon at reasonable figures. derive unci® from the same word in quarts per day at twelve to fifteen cents J. T. oughly hypoed after entering the washed. It will need three waters if Highest merest price paid for hides and the Greek, because, after the revival a quart. THE TABLES Ah, poor young love, I thought you dead! course. One day he caught a cold and pelts, the curtains are much soiled, hut the And yet I shed these sudden tears of letters in Europe, the admiration of ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT —One of the leading American col Nhop on Main Street, opposite plaza. that night suddenly informed me he After so many silent years; water will decide this; should it be very LAW. Will always be supplied with the best the the Greek became so great that when leges has resolved to dispense with a It seemed a requiem o'er your head— believed he was going to die, as he ASHLAND, OREGON. market affords, served in style that will be ever similar words were found in it “class yell” next year. An institution much discolored, use different waters That "Dancing in the Barn.” sure to please the nioet fastidious taste was certain he was afflicted with a until the last from which they were But deep Ma tew reasonable and sal isf action guaran and some other language it was al of learning ths^t will thus aim a deadly most malignant fever which he had In my poor heart that love doth sleep, teed. ways said that the other language bor blow at the higher education of our taken looks clear. Ammonia in the With "Dancing in the Barn.” been studying that day. I went imme first two waters will be sufficient un Will practice in all Courts of the State. —Anna F. De A’ocen, in America. J. J. STRAIT. Proprietor rowed them from the Greek. This is youth doesn't deserve the patronage of less the curtains are very gray and diately for one of the professors, and he Collection« promptly made. very far from being always so, and in. the American people. Football may DBALKH IN not being in I had another coma Tha smoky. Next, place them in a coarse the present instance the very reverse go next —Norristown Herald. THE FUTURE VILLAGE J. C. PLUMERTH, second understood the case at once and pillow-case and scald in clean soap appears to have occurred. The ounce —“You should have counted on the Paints, Oils, Painters' Tools A Combination of Indantrial with Agri, gave my frie^ some simple remedy, is literally the twelfth, and thus we expense of married life before you suds (not very strong), for a few min cultural Enterprise. Wall Paper.'Class, F.to. and, later, the first came, and he, see at once the sense of speaking of an entered upon it,” said the young hus utes. Use pure white soap, and let Agriculture is so much in need of wishing to give the young man a les the water be only blood warm when Opp. Oddfellows’ Hall. ounce of land and an inch of milk, just band's friend; “it was only a question ASHLAND, OREGON. »■Udine Fnpera. Wragglag Pagers aid from those who inhabit the cities, son, had me administer a liberal dose they sre first put in; allow them to AMULAN». OBKUON os of an inch of a man's will or an of common sense and reason that you that every summer thousands of men ■nd Twiner. inch of interest for money on a loan. should have exercised.” “Common come to a boiling heat, and then rinse leave their slums in the towns and go of ipecac. This made him very sick, I will give estimates to erect all kinds It was always the twelfth of a unit; sense and reason?” echoed the youth thoroughly in two clear waters, the to the country for the season of crops. but cured him of the malignant fever. All Kinds of FRESH BREAD AMD PIES DAILY. of buildings in and out of the ally, fur- twelfth of an hour; twelfth of a ful benedict; “why, I was in love!” last of which should be blued, and The London destitutes go in thousands A long-discussed question among tha n'sbing labor, material, plan« and »pacifi then starch in thin boiled starch which to Kent and Sussex as hay-makers and medical fraterpity is whether a physi jugerum, that half-acre which the two —Chicago Globe. cations, upon reasonable term*. All work cian should humor a hypochondriac guaranteed. oxen plowed in a day; twelfth of a —Railroad Superintendent—Any of must bo made very blue, as lace when hop-pickers; whole villages in France Residence on Spring struct. CONTRACTS FOR aextarius, or equivalent to our pint; the passenger cars need repairing?" hung up against the light does not ap abandoc their homes and their cottage and ostensibly treat him as if he were sick, or, on the other hand, to try to Knlallne. ■>«t|»erl««B^ Kte Ktc. twelfth of the entire hereditis; Head Examiner—“Yes, sir; No. 306 is pear blue. industries in the summer and wander A. W. SCOTT, ir Bverjr Variety The blood-warm water and starch to the more fertile parts of the coun disabuse his mind of his folly. One of Cur. MAIN AND GRANITE 8T8., twelfth of the principal lent on time in very bad shape; ought to go to the the professors of a college put it to tha KBPT COMMTAMTL.Y OM BAND ! when it was money at usury—that is, shop at once.” “What’s the matter?” should be strained, that no particle of try; and in Russia there is every year amhi . au ». obkuom class in this way: “If when you are bluing may settle on the curtains. over eight per cent. “Two of the windows are so loose that an exodus of many hundreds of thou After scalding, take the curtains from sands of men who journey from the called in to a patient you find him suf Orders for parties promptly executed Special It is, accordingly, as much of a mis any ordinary man can raise them, sir. ” prices given. ASHLAND, OREGON. the boiler and rinse thoroughly, but North to the Southern prairies for fering imaginary ills, and you tell him C. A. N UTLEY, take to say that the primary meaning — Time. Al’ kinds of ornamental work neatly done. with a gentle hand, until all suds are harvesting the crops, while many St so instead of humoring and apparently Wedding cakes a specialty. of the word is a linear, which is to say — Two vagrants called on a kind lady Is prepared to GIVE ESTIMATES Bread delivered dally at your door. out Then wring or squeeze out and Petersburg manufacturers reduce their curing him, you lose a client who that it comes straight from the Greek in the suburbs of New York. “To and TAKE CONTRACTS on all Prices always reasonable. put through the bluing water; wring production in the summer, because the when he may be sick will not call you into the Latin and thence on to us. The classes of Brick and Wooden Build which of you two shall I give this JOHN WEXLER, Propr. out from that and prepare to stretch operatives return to their native vil in because he has no confidence in ings in and adjacent to Ashland. riddle is plain enough when we get to nickel?” she asked. First tramp— and pin out smoothly, to the original lages for the culture of their allot your ability. You thus lose practice Can be found at the New Hotel the true origin of the word — a twelfth. “Give it to him, madam. He has pur Mei'cliMiit, Maw is the Tiste ts Get Year Mofa», length and width. This must be done ments. Extensive agriculture can not and a chance to do good when the real Building. Once, indeed, it used to be said that chased the route from me, and I am Chairs, Mgrlag Beds. Ete„ the true origin was that the word just taking him around to introduce while the curtains are wet, as the lace be carried on without additional hands necessity arises; besides by humoring Be gai red. meant a thumb breadth, because its him to the customers.”— Texas Siftings. can not be stretched when dry. The in the summer; but it still more needs the man you do no harm, for he will CEO. W. COOPER, equivalent, pollex, in linear measure, —Not Used to Traveling.—Stranger whole process of washing, rinsing, a temporary aid for improving the soil, call in some other •physician, who will All kinds of fruit bought and sold on do exactly what you could have done was often used in its place. But this (at hotel bar)—“Best whisky, please.” scalding and drying should bejione as for tenfolding its productive powers. eoiiitnlsalon. yourself." This argument has doubt GEO. H. TYLER is not the case. Some of the old Latins Bartender (severely)—“This is a pro quickly and thoroughly as possible, as Steam-digging, drainage and ma less caused many physicians to treat Choice Confectionery kept constantly on no other cotton material shrinks BO themselves, moreover, thought it hibition town, sir.” Stranger—“Ah, Has opened an nuring would render the heavy clays hypochondriacs according to their hand. Also easily. meant literally the unit; but even this excuse me.” (moving away.) Bar to the northwest of London a much Wishes to notify the public that he is Although many pin a clean sheet on richer soil than that of the American fancy. The professor who followed prepared to TAKE CONTRACTS for will not hold beside the proper signifi tender (excitedly) — “Great Scott, OYSTER A ICE CREAM PARLOR DWELLINGS, BARNS. BRIDGES, etc., to a carpet and pin the curtain on to prairies. cation of the twelfth. stranger, haven’t you sense enough to To become fertile those the other one in the class heard of his KNTABLINHMKNT anywhere in the country between Red predecessor’s advice and was very in the sheet while drying, I consider it a The pound weight really never di get sick? ” - - Drake's Magazine. clays want only plain, unskilled human Bluff aud Portland. Having a large crew Opwn «vary day except Sunday. At H. 8. Emery's, at R. R. crossing, Ash- much better and easier way to keep on of good men with me all the time, 1 can vided by inches or ounces, it was di labor, such as is necessary for digging dignant, saying that a physician should Next door to Poetoffice. and Oregon. —Editor Society Journal (to repor put up bui!dings in good shape and on Also manufacturer of Wheeler's Patent vided by twelfths, by halves, by thirds, hand four strips ot thin boards about the soil, laying in drainage tubes, pul be true to his profession and treat ter) — “ Mr. Jinks, the directors have short notice. Spring Beds—the Best Made. by fourths and by sixths. And here, ordered mi to raise your salary. You three inches wide, made similar to verizing phosphorites, and the like; every patient as he finds him, not in Reference given. Address. Picture frames a specialty. again, we se<e what a convenient base bring hi more society scandal than all quilting frames, with holes at suitable and that labor would be gladly done by creasing the number of hypochon Geo- W. Cooper, a system of twelfths is for division the other reporters put together.” distances to increase or diminish the the factory workers if it were properly driacs In the world by encouraging th« Yreka. Cal. tnity for the natural human tendency in that direc Leave order« either at «hop or at Mrs Tr compared with a system of tenths, Jinks—“Thank you. The advance will length and breadth to suit the size of organized in a free c ier'« photograph room«. the curtains. Have strong wooden which could only be divided evenly I d be handed over to my wife. It is hers benefit of the whole -^_.cty. The soil tion.—Dr. I. B. Bruce, in St. Louis two ways—by two and five. For seven by right." Editor—“How so?” Jinks pins put through the holes to fasten the claims that aid, and it would have it Globe-Democrat. ounces they use the literal seven —“She is the secretary of the ladies’ frames strongly together; tack wide under a proper organization, even if it HOSLEY & PELTON, Prop's TIMBER CULTURE. JAMES NORRIS. tape or selvage edges of cloth the were necessary to stop many mills in twelfths; for eight ounces they said anti-gossip club.”— Cartoon. New Store, on Third Avenue, near the Depot, whole length of the frame, then place What Lands on ths Farm ts Devote to two parts — that is, two thirds; for nine, the summer for that purpose. No —A gentleman who has recently Ashland. »re«en. ths Planting of Trass. Wbo'eexle and retail dealer In wanting a fourth, which with us reads aken up French, and who loses no op them on chairs, so that they will stand doubt the present factory owners would While the great mass of our farmers like a roundabout way of expressing portunity of airing the little knowledge firm and steady, out >f doors on a still, consider it ruinous if they had to stop — AND Has a complete stock of the best lines of three-quarters; for ten, wanting a he has thus far acquired of that lan bright, sunnv day, and pin or baste the their mills for several months every admi'. the necessity of timber culti BUILDER, sixth; for eleven, wanting a twelfth.— guage by translating and pronouncing curtains to the tape, pulling out and year, because the capital engaged in a vated in a general and systematic way, ABHLAKD. OBK«OM Boston Herald. iactory is expected to pump money but few on this side of the treeleM such words and phrases as his friends fastening every point in the lace. Which be will sell In large or small quan every day and every hour, if possible. plains are ready to give up to this Before wetting the curtains measure might encounter in his preBence, was Will furnish plana for any and all kind« of BEATING A LAWYER. tities at lowest rates. Cured Maate constantly on hand. But that is the capitalists view of the work their best cultivated fields. the length and breadth and mark it on thus addressed by an acquaintance: buildings here and elsewhere, and superin tend the construction of the same when desired. It Is Done by a Farmer Who Believes In “If you only knew as much English as the frame on which they are to be matter—not the community’s view. As Timber planting is an investment from Office on the wist «ide of the plaza with Tarma Cash. Pam-book accounts pay Treating City Fo'ks Fairly. you do French, what a success you dried. After washing, fasten at both to the workers, who ought to be the which we can not hope to realize any Lucky & Co. (17) ends first and then stretch to match real managers of industries, they will thing for a considerable length of “ You newspaper fellows,” said a would be!”--7'ex<M Siftings. lualudlug carriage work, contracted for able monthly. at lowest figures. the measure. Curtains thus stretched find it healthy not to perform the same time. Comparatively few farmers are Taylor township farmer to a reporter CLUMSY DIRECTNESS. dry very quickly in the sun, and if well monotonous work all the year round, able to give up the regular annual in R. N. ANDERSON, the other day, “ have had so many guys MATinFAI-riON 4JUABAMTEB» ! The Most. Common Wi ’ .y of Giving ’ Offense [26] rinsed and free from soap several can and they will abandon it for the sum comes that they realize from common New Butcher Shop. and gags at cider that the majority of in an Unconscious Way. be dried at the same time. Instead of mer, if indeed they do not find the farm crops, no matter how profitable people believe we add half water in Some people are perpetually giving II. JUDGE, tacking on the strips of cloth or tape, means of keeping the factory running the timber crop promises to be. Tke undenighed has opened a new every case.” offense in the most unconscious way. if small-sized galvanized hooks were by relieving each Other in groups. Fortunately it is not necessary for bnteher shop In “ Don't you?” innocently inquired “Now, do let me propose you as a ¿«■LAND, OirtlOS The scattering of industries over the them to make such sacrifices, as a rule. used the work could be greatly facili HARNESS AND SADDLE the scribe. ASHLAND, member,” says Smith. "But suppose There are few farms east of the great “ No! you blame numbskull, we they blackball me?” replies Brown. tated, and the curtains be caught on to country—so as to bring the factory plains that do not contain more or less A full line of foreign and domestic goods MANUFACTURER, these hooks while drying. Curtains amidst the fields and to make agri On Main street, second door from Gran don ’ t! ” cassi meres and fancy suitings of the latest “Pooh! Absurd! Why, my dear fel washed in -he manner described look culture derive all those profits which waste land. Such lands often prove ite street. I propose to supply ths public styles, always on hand “ But I—I—” low, there’s not a man in the club that much better than when done at the it always finds in being combined with admirably adapted to tree growing. Store in Mrs. Gillette's building, corner of with ths best of frssh ORffQON. ASHLAND, “ Oh, of course, you thought so, but knows you even! Main and Church street». Lady very de- even!” ’ A lady de Many of the marshes and lowlands 4Jeod Bite fciaaraateed. you fellers ain’t expected to be too sirous of con cealing the awful fact hat laundry, and last a great deal longer, industry (see the Eastern States of lying along our rivers that are periodi America) — and the combination of in which is quite an object to be consid smart in the top-story. However, I Bhe is the same age as her husband, All work ordered will be made to rire cally overflowed will yield fine growths dustrial with agricultural work are ered. — Portland Transcript. was going to tell you about a lawyer observed to a visitor: “My husb; nd is * of such varieties of timber as are natur surely the next step to be made, as In season. A liberal share of the pat- in town He wanted a barrel of cider, forty; there are just five years between ENTIRE SATISFACTION ally adapted to such lands. The swalee soon as a reorganization of our present renaee of the people of Ashland and An Artificial Silk-Worm. but he was terribly afraid of being us.” “Is it passible?” was the unguard vicinity respectfully solicited. on many farms, small swamps, rough, condition is possible. That step is im cheated. He engaged me to bring in ed reply of her friend. “I gi»e you my Repairing neatly and promptly done, “It is by no means impossible," said posed by the very necessities of pro rocky, hilly, uneven lands, that are al the juice, and in order to keep me word, you look as young as he* does.” Paterson silk manufacturer, “that ducing for the producers themselves; most worthless for crops, the vast, All Order« Promptly Filled. and at low rates. CITY straight he said: As unexpected must have been the re artificial silk may sometime replace it is imposed by the necessity for eaoh sandy stretches along our seaboards— ASHLAND “Now, then, when the cider comes I ply of the husband whose wife said: the product of the silk-worms’ labor. healthy man and woman to spend a all such lands judiciously planted will shall test it with a lackadaisial. and if “You have never taken me to the That, of course, is only a possibility, part of their lives in free work in the grow good crops of timber and ought to DAVID PAYNE. there is any water in it I’ll make you cemetery.” “No, dear,” he answered; and not a probability, but it is very free air, and it will be rendered the be re-timbered. The farmer who has FEED AND LIVERY STABLE. Oreges* Aahlaa«, sweat for swindling.” TJLÆ2N HIER. that is a pleasure I have yet in antici probable that artificial methods will more necessary when the great social such lands within his boundary lines “ Did he say lackadaisial?” asked pation.” It is related of a po -trait replace the tedious and expensive movements, which have now become may start a forest without great ex Passenger Coach Every Train. the reporter. painter that, having recently painted means now employed to utilize the unavoidable, come to disturb the pense. A piece of ground must be “ Something like that It made me the portrait of a lady, acritie who had worms. It has for some time been present international trade and compel rocky indeed that trees can not be Overland to California Freight moved anywhere] about town at rates a bit mad, and so I planned to fix just dropped in to see what w»as going known that worn-out silken fabricscan each nation to revert to her own re grown upon. Nor does a plantation . VIA him. I brought in a cask holding on in the studio, exclaimed: “It is be utilized by putting them in a chem sources for her own maintenance.— require very rich soil. Of course light, Lower than Any One Bine. forty-eight gallons. Thirty gallons very nicely painted; but why do you ical bath which separates foreign sub Prtnce Krapotkin, in Nineteenth Cent sandy earth will not throw up a rank, Fire wood of all kinds delivered anywhere were well watered and the rest cider. take such an ugly model?” “It is my stances from the silk itself, and saves ury. In town at lowest prices. 130) rapid timber growth, but such lands can I left it at his house, and to-day I mother,” calmly replied the artist. “O, the latter in a solution. This solution be made to pay, nevertheless. THE MT. SHASTA ROUTE. The Ohio Serpent Mound. called at hisiofflee to get my money. ” pardon, a thousand times!” from the can be respun or used to plate other Some of the finest natural growth Time Betwceu “ And he went for you?” critic in great confusion. “I ought to thread. Now, as I learn from France, The famous Serpent Mound, in timber is found along the steep sides Peculiar Dutch Customs. AMULAN» AM» MAN raAMClHCO. Proprietor. “ Hardly. He gave me half a dollar have perceived it She resembles you Dr. Chardonne, of that country, has Adams County, O., where the Peabody and tops of ledges and among huge 23 HOURS. Many peculiar customs still prevail extra, and said it was the first barrel completely.” On a similar occasion, a succeeded in making a purely artificial Museum of American Archaeology has bowlders that nearly cover the ground. CAUrOKNIA KXraiUW THAIS» Hl’X DAILY Having purchased the old stable on in Holland which amuse the tourist, of genuine cider he had had in teD facetious friend, inspecting a portrait, silk. He makes a solution of nitro long had workers unearthing the se Such lands are planted in England by Between Main street near the bridge, and aisum i but which are quite sensible after all. years. ”— Detroit Free Press. said to the artist: “And this is Tom cellulose, alcohol, ether, ferrous chlo crets of the strange structure, has been digging holes here and there where- management of the same. I am pre Smith, is it? Dear, dear! And I re ride and tannic acid.in nicely-calculat bought and turned into a magnificent ever the chance is afforded among the Portland and San Francisco the pared to offer the public better accommo In many Dutch towns bulletins are af member him, such a handsome, jolly ed proportions, and runs it from a res park, for perpetual preservation. It rocks, and carefully planting such Which Man Felt the Worse? dations than ever before afford»«. in fixed to the doors of houses in which I North. South. ~* ■ » —■ looking chap a month ago. Dea?, dear! ervoir through an exceedingly minute is the most notable of all the mounds trees as are desired. We have many persons are sick in order that their « 00 p.lll. Leaves Portland. Arrives ■ 10:4o a ni Southern Oregon in the livery business. 5 40 p.lll. s 30 am Arrives Ashland Leaves “You look depressed,” said one club From the following, it would seem that hole into a bath of water, acidulated of this country. Prof. Putnam has re friends may be apprised of the state of lessons to learn In this line, and as our » 00 a m Leaves Ashland Arrives 5:10 pm. their health without knocking or ring member to another. “I am depressed,” the ceremonious Orientals are not with one-half of one per cent of cently found reasons for reversing the oountry becomes more thickly settled 7:45 a m Ar San Francisco Lv 7 00 p in. LScal pa*sen<cr «rains daily. (Except Sunday.) Horses Boarded and Fed ing, and in Harlem the birth of a child was the reply. “I went home last above marring their politeness by an mono-hydrated nitric acid. The fluid opinion that had been growing among it will be necessary for us to economize a.m_ leave Portland Arrive I L» . p in. is announced by means of a small pla night slightly under the influence and jccasional speech apropos of the sub hardens in the water, and is dried in scholars, that this mound, and all sim in space and utilize all such rough bits leave ¡ 11:3b am 12 «1 pui Leave Albany At reasonable rates. card adorned with red silk and lace. my dear little wife would not say a- ject in hand. Some European ladies, hot air. I is said that the thread can ilar structures, were the work of Cher of surface just as they have long been 2:40 p.m. Arrive Engene leave yoo New and handsome turnout«. reliable So the traveler on the lookout for tho word to me this morning. I feel pret passing through Constantinople, paid a be readily dried, but I do not know okee or Shawnee, or other historic obliged to do in the countries across TOLLMAN BUFFET SLEEl'EBS. aud safe buggy teams, ant good saddle peculiar may see a notice on the door ty badly, I can tell you.” visit to a certain high Turkish function what other valuable qualities it has.” tribeB of Indians. He concludes that the sea. hones always to be had at these atables. ary. The host offered them refreshments as he passes by that "Mr. Van Diepen “Crickety!” commented the other, at least the Serpent Mound was the —N. K Mail and Express. TOURIST:*: SLEEPING:-:CARS, On the treeless plains of the West a beck is better to-day; pulse, 95; tem “I wish my wife would do likewise. including a variety of sweetmeats, al WILL BUY ABD SBLL HORSES. work of a race of men either identical few acres of the best land is not be For a«conimod«lion ot Second ( lass i'assen- perature, normal:” or, “Mrs. Van But when I go home ‘tired and ways taking care to give one of the with the ancient Mexicans or akin to grudged the forest plantation. It be Not Very Complimentary. gers Ulached to Etpreea Trains. Wellbuilt was delivered of a son this troubled’ you bet I catch it Why, ladies double the quantity he gave to them. The preservation of our most comes then more a question of outlay The O & C. R. R. Ferry makes connection morning; weight, ten and one-half she’ll almost talk my head off and the others. Flattered by this marked Politician—Why is it. Uncle Mose, important and characteristic monu with all the regular trains on the Hast Side Di- pounds; notice of christening here she'll follow me all over the house attention, she put the question, through that whenever I appear on the street ments of antiquity should engage not of labor and of capital for seed and Tiaion from foot ot F •trret.J'orHaud. the interpreter: “Why do you serve trees. The question of location is not after.” A painted Turk’s head is the lecturing. Not talk to me! Why, me more liberally than the rest?” you dodge around the corner? Wret side Division. only our universities, but the Govern with regard to the economy or value customary sign of druggists ’ shops, Uncle Mose — Bekase de good book that is just what I want her to da You “Because you have a larger mouth,’ ment Harvard, with Prof. Putnam, of land as much as it is for the protec BETWEEN PORTLAND AND CORVALLIS. while a large crown decorated with are the luckiest chap I know.”— Denver was the straightforward repljr-- says ter shun der ’pearance ob ebib has so far been left to do the work in tion that the timber will afford the >A1L TBAIMS OAILY IKXCKrT SUMDAY.i gilding, suspended beneath the Dutch News. Ohio. St. Louis C lob’.-Democrat. 7 3U am ■ Lv Portland Ari A'JOp.m yards, stables and dwellings.— IF. Z>. 12 25 p.m. I Ar Corvallis Lv | 130p.ni flag, indicate that fresh herring have —A lotion made of alum and sul —Two men in Seattle, W. T., evi Boynton, in Farm and Home. She Was Net a Cook, arrived in the shops thus adorned. At Albany and Corvallis connect with trains dently do not believe in compromise phate of zinc is excellent for chilblaina — Panned Oysters—A colored cook, of Oregon Pacific Railroad. Foot-warmers are universally em-1 He (with evident agitation)—M— They bought adjacent pieces of land. if the chilblains break the ulcers are famous for her panned oysters, pre ployed by the female members of the t tlrtiw TKalNS DAILY, (Kxurt STKDAY.) A house stood upon one lot, and one often difficult to heal. Subdue the in pared them in this manner: Drain the —The eloquence of a clergyman at * community, and are seen in great Miss Grimes, do you sing? T. t O pm i Lv Portland Ari s 00 a.m flammation by milk and water poultices, oysters, then wash and wipe them dry. Coldwater. Mich., met with a sudden hundred dollars worth of the buildiDg She — A little. K OO p m | Av McMinnville I.v | 5:45 a.m numbers in the churches, recalling the Follow with cooling In a shallow dripping-pan, melt a large collapse the other Sunday, when, to projected onto the other lo|. The one applied cold. He—And play? -scaldinos.” with which the devout hundred dollar man employed carpen ointments, as cerate of acetate of lead, lump of butter, without allowing it to emphasize a point, he brought his fist She — Yes. women of Italy try to warm themselves spermaceti ointment, or Carron oiL He (sighing)—Paint, too,’ I suppose? ters to cut off his end of the house. brown. Throw in the oysters and down heavily upon the pulpit and hit when in the cold churches.— Boston —Pongee and foulard silks can be shake and stir them constantly until upon a needle some one had left there. She — Soma ; Journal. —The plan of stupefying birds with washed in tepid water in which plenty they are sufficiently cooked; then lay He—Recite any? whisky, so that their capture can be of soap has been lathered. If rinsed them on slices of toast, arranged in a She—Once in a great while. _ “Sewing machines repawed,” reads more easily accomplished, was success well in clear water, mopped well, dried dish beforehand. It is better to do a —A dollar’s worth of postage stamps, He—Do you cook? a sign on a house in Tennessee which * For full information regardinir ratea, mapa, fully tried on quail by an enterprising slightly, and rolled very smoothly and few at a time, and send them to the well soaked and with the gum side up, She-No! is nine miles from any other cabin and «te., call on company’s agent at Ashland. Office and waieroom at railroad cross ing, Helman Street. thirty-seven from the nearest machine. , He—Thank Heaven! Miss Grimes, fellow at Santa Cruz, Cal. Quail tightly, and after lying some hours table by relays, so that the toast may makes ■ most efficacious, though some R. KOKHl.ER. E. P. HOGERS. what expensive fly-paper.— Pittsburgh Manacer" Asst. G, F, andPaae AgU I The owner wants things to look like will you be my wife? Burlinqton Free abound there, and large catches were ironed on the wrong sid«, they will not become sodden. OREGON ASHLAND Dispatch. made. look very welL — Christian at Work. Press. business around him. RESTAURANT OYSTER PARLORS DR. J. M. TAYLOR ASHLAND HOUSE BOOT & SHOE MAKERS, T H. S. EVANS. U.S B akery ! Artists’ Materials CHOICE CAKES! Contractor and Builder, Produce & Commission Contractor and Builder, UPHOLSTERING Ashland Market H. H. LITTLE’S ARCHITECT BEEF. PORK and MUTTON Paints, Oils and Varnishes Painting of all Kinds, Merchant Tailor BEEF. PORK OR MUTTON Estes & Williams PASSENGER AND FREIGHT Mon Pacific Go’s Lino, GEORGE STEPHENSON. 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