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About Hillsboro independent. (Hillsboro, Washington County, Or.) 189?-1932 | View Entire Issue (March 6, 1908)
Women Worry More than mm, uri I)r. Mcfomb, nd one reaioii li ih.il itj. ir nrrvou ora-nnln-lions are more dilicatt). True, and Ilood't Kirsapurilla ii put Hi nt-r e-tnnlilt-r, p-petite-Kivrr, and blood -punlirr tucy nei il. Indigestion 3 Year-"l m t.-nui.l.i' Willi lining tmri for llirna reari. I rra'l ri llr .Sar.ttt arilla ami tnr.l it. After 1 Ing a nuinln-r of bottiee 1 wa. romj.letti) tur.-.l." ila. J. II. Hai.t.ir. 1 .(. Mo. Nervous, In Pain, No Appetite- llad poor uraJtu for yeara. pam In aiiuuMera hack an(i hilia. w:th rimatant hea.tarh. Dt-r vou.ti-.s ami no arrM-tit. Twk Hooda 8nr aaparilia- g-a ned atr-rn 'th and ran work hard all oar. eat hi'ml7 a:..! il. ap wall. Mm. &. I.trraia, Mxa ijiko. JUuin. RrX'jmatlem "I hail rhetimarl.m In on of nil ankle, but llood'a Hanaparllla aoon far wie permanent relief. I recommend Hond'aSarianarilla." 11 na As HtTcamecs, Lafayette, I ol. Hood' Harnaparllla It sold everywhere. In tb uaual liquid, or In tahlat form cslled Sarsataba. 100 Doe On Dollar. Fr parcd only by C. i. Hood Co, Lowell, Matt. It tararlied: liar. "n ben my buahatid was In flpsln Isat year." aald ilr. tiwellmsn, "b succeeded In buying lu quit lot of tbe king's wines." "Well, well." eiclsltlied Mr. Nu- rltcb, "the Idee o' hrij-ln second bsnd wines !" liillsIeliiM.i frea. " i la.. . J v 'Ss PUTS CUorrj IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. PAZO nlNTMr.NT H an en"ed In aura ant r o! It. hln ;. Hi n I. lae.in- or Frnlrudiua t'lUt in a lu 14 uaa or uioner retuuiJaii. doc feel A Ilea. "Not mentioning anr namM." aaid t'n tie' Allen Sparks. 'Tie noticed that th only effect an eialted poaition ma to liavt on aoni nira i to make tbera lifbt .headed. They can't aland tb rar1d at' 'Oicajibar." i at. V ln' raar ana all hrrrmil Dlan raaiianUr cured bf lr. Kliaei uma Iraallaa. to. a- ILH w. M. MliBi,riii. a. HalllBa Devlr. IItre la a aketch of a dfvk-e which will tin khkI w.irk In the way r re- niovlnif atumiia. It ran oe lT"lr" l.y a iiiiin und a boy If timii do ut extw.1 all or rlk'lit Im li.-a In illnnwter. Kr lnrtfi r Muwpa t men "J b,,y nmy I einpNiyed. The Imy '" c-Iimiik .i... u ..... i. nt the pule. In the llliiMtriitliui two lnrt clmlim ( 1 and 2) are alwwn attaclieil to tbe iM.le. Tlit'" are eiuh fnr feet l"Hlt with a common grub hok on one end ami a round hook or rime at the other end. The Knitter clmlna are fixed to the atiiniiH. one of them Touching tn the IM.le, the other to the ttnib book The l!e require to Im? W or HJ fwt frlraa Hsrror. "Wall, what do you want?" th proof reader asked. Aa he ayed tb intruder with doubt. "I'm Juat a loalin'," aniwered th hyphen. And th proofreader huatled biro out. Chicago Tribun. ncvu'c roa pi'Mino an-'Mi-a. long and 3 or (1 Incite In diameter at the butt. To operate, jint chain No. 4 Mo sen wilt rind Mra. Wlnilow'a Boothloa .... ii, l,,.,.,.-f ,tilmi, ami have the rrup ib b at remedtr lo una lur Ibalt cbliantd aurlug iba Uatblug porlod. other end fixed to tbe pole nlMtiit IS or I L'" inches from tbe end. Take chain I .No. 1 and pluee It ll Inches nearer the Said She Vou men amiu to b fond end und chain No. 'i Mix inclie on the afhuggitiK delualona. I other Hide. Now place chiiln No. 3 on Said lie Well, wo art not to blame, the Htuiiip that Ih to be pulled and Mprola Cora. Iteallxlnu that the Improveineut ol i. a matter of concern to every ' agricultural rraetloner, be.'auw of tbi wide adaptability and geivrat cu.u. tlon of the cereal, the Virginia Agricul tural KxiH-rluieut Station baa publish ed in a bulletin of nearly UK) Paget the reaulta of exrlmenta In that Held In a general Introduction tbe bulletin Bay : "inreatliTBtlon alio rery clearly that the corn plant I .julckly affected hr the environment In whicn u n place.! and yield readily to aeiecuou ao that the way for Improvement it r.iM.n to all who will make a ayateinatlt tutly of thla ImiMirtant crop. Tbe fact that corn croiwea ao ennlly baa renuueu in tbe development of nimiborleH ao- culled varletlca or atraln. and It If nianlfcHtely liniHWitlble to effect erina nent Improveinent In any of theae with out flmt underiitMnilliig their Intllvldua ,..nH irlilea and the l'ihmI and bac point poHHeHKed by each. "Olmervatlon leana to the belief that the Indiscriminate crowtlng of plana without first studying them carefully and eliminating the hundreds of untie slrnble vHrltles and the thousand ol useless Individual I a waste of time and that more permanent go"I can tn effected by making a basic at tidy of va rletles, rejecting all those that do not reach a definite standard, and then pro reeding to systematically linprovi those that aeem worthy of el tended consideration." A Doctors Medicine Ayer's Cherry Pcctorili DOt a simple cough syrup. " strong medicine, s doc0, medicine. It cure's h-rd c,seS enronic cases or ssthmi.P,cu risy, bronchitis, consump''00 Ask your doctor about t's' I kae aaad a mt h, Aftrt CerrT a aanaiair a mix elua." Micbal , Aiie 'l.O. A,,yz,0 "IL."' , 9 . .....iMLLi, O iiTrte Ing n of Ayer'a Fill. t bedtime. You Kuiiicu ar aura delualr orca-tnraa. How's This? swing tbe pole as fur as possible; at tach the grab hook from No. 1 to No. It chain; swing the lever ((Mile) until w. ,fh,n.. n,.B.i.- n.,11... a.. " - ciniiii run oe attiiciicu t , o. raneofi atarrbtlialcanooibaturedbyala.lt Keep swinging hack nml forth, chling C.iarrb Lura. jr j rftK.f EY A CO., Toledo, 0 ' ll(H'l'H ut ev,'rv Hw l"K u",n "'"'"P Wa. th nndoriiiiined, bar knwu K J. I Is nil. For heavier stumping a Imrse Cbeiiojr for tba lai 1A year, and bellera hint' . , ,, .... , perlecilf honorab Inai. bul.neu iranaaetl.na rig on a similar principle may be used, an.iflTianoullyal.leto carry out any obllga- I (,v ,),,. ,.nn r,H)1r to be heavier lion made be hi firm : ... WALPINii. KINNAN 4 MARVIV. Wholeaal DniKgiiti. Toledo.O Ha'I'i Taiarrah ( ur la ken Inipriia ly. art Iiik illrertly upon the blood ant mucoua aur f.e ol the avitem. Tmtimnnlalr aant fre. l-r'e 75 eenn per bottle Bold hy all )rnlita. Take limi t Family Ptlla lor Conatlpaiioa. Btanat A tired feeling one Cam over th bmy b. Imi when a budding poet Ithyoied It with ?ia a-vi. itiiil stroutter. Make tbe Insiks on No. 1 unit 2 with Just turn enough to bold ou the link of No. 3. Good Judge Americana aa t.lrlo-oa .ra Iroanlw Am eriminatitig. They measure everything by the aiicces it attains, which meth od, considered In th light of tbe com limn einmience of mankind, ia per. tainlv not a bad one. The hiuh atand. ! wall than ard of intelligence and difcernraent In tliia country, where education it thi r lie and not the exception, render ii difficult and lurprialng to find a gsnera national ntcresa not based on actus! worth. Hence it was that with tht p-esentatlon of St. Jacobs Oil they cor rei tly judged it at once, and decided that rate intrinsic worth only could h the Bonrce of it tuireaa. Tbe deciiiri with them was equivalent to an adop tion ; and it Is a rait thing to find i family without Kt. Jaooba Oil in tht bouse. Baereaa. "Vea, sir. this twn is booming," aald the prominent clti.en. proudly. "Only last week the new rnllrond was fin ished nml started running trains." "And la It successful?" "You het It la. over there?" "Who's he?" 'Th receiver " Cleveland Leader. Pniertlna fowl on Rnoata. Nuturully the fowls entcb cold more readily at night when on the roost than during the day. when they are coving around freely so that protec tion should always be given litem If there Is danger In this reKct or If the nights are very cold and It is desired to keep all the heat HsNlhle among the birds. I'laee the roosts so that the backs will rest against tbe wall of the poultry house, then, on the roof of the building a few Inches farther from the the lower roost, erect a I'KOTKITION roa KJWI.S. Just ask that mil PROTECT YOURSLLFii I vary. tlv 11 Knowl,t. fT If' I IT'S FREE "SEND FOR IT NOW" Tha Biot Fmit Jrrr and IWrv riant l ataloa in the NorthoiMt J. J. BUTZER 192 Front St., Portland. Oregon for freah A "ea pnrtlv ami tall. jM s Jg al ilitv frr'ada rTK-V "Vinam. a I WM aa.la "'V .'',, onfiilenr net ut now hr rrlted up 1 I 1 your ttir. tv lit m huvirif fnt out hy w tntiou I nm worthy for l l . I; t A,Wlr I M FlMltCt.OlTIWl Wci. MADE FOR C SERVICE and quamnteed absolutely WATfRPROOr 'aatu OILED Sl'ITV SUCKERS AND HAIi Every gorment guaranteod CUun Lejht Ouraba 5utt'3 5lKk.r3?? mtmmr mm nwwmt t4fa.ee rm rm m ana ...t '.Tt i Mrva'.f . frame to which a curtain run be at tached made of any desired material, unbleached muslin, burlap ami old carpet being good materials, so that when It Is let down It will fall to the ground directly In front of the lower riMiet. Hy the use of a strnfi and a hook at either end n simple plan Is had of fastening the curtain in place when it Is not In use. The dotted line In the illustration shows where the eur- tain will fall when droed ami the entire plan is easily seen from the cut and can be readily worked out at small ot. I'limlna Manure I nriVr. When eoare stable immure is plow ed iimler and there is inuisiiire enough in me soli ami manure to cause lis fermentation. It Immediately begins to rurnish food for crops. It docs this all the heller In early spring, as the manure under the rurmw holds it ii and admits warm air from alxive which Is Just what Is required to cause active fermentation. The release of ammonia as the manure ferments en riches all the soil altove It. as the con stant tendency to warm nlr Is to rise. Hence there Is mnI reason for apply ing manure as top dressing during tin winter on land that Is to In- plowed or hoed for crops in the spring. amount or seeil llr.iulrrd f,.r rrr. The inn. Mint of seeds required to an acre is estimated as follows: Oats, It bushels; barley, J bushels ; timothy. It quarts; tobacco, '2 mimes; hluek.r!1s. o bushels; red t lover, s quarts; redtop, l to i! pecks; millet, oiie quarter bushel ; i.rchaid grass, J quarts; white clover, 4 qtiiirts; buckwheat, one-half btmbel ; corn, broadcast. 4 bushels; potatoes, pi to I.', bushels; ruta nag.ts. three-four'ths ln'iiinl; mix. si lawn t;rass, one half bushel ; corn. In hills, 4 to S quarts; corn, in drills. 1' to .'! husnes; rye' i'j ii - inisliels; wheat, lia bllsliels. Tha Red Spider. In dealing with that troublesome lit tie pest, the red spider, a really auc 'essful remedy Is found In some of tht liquid tobacco or nicotine extracts. now fairly numerous on the market They may lie used either by vaporiza Hon overheat, directly with Bteuic pressure, or by spraying cold dilution! in water. They are rather costly and must be handled with rare, us tliej are particularly deadly Internal poisoi: to humans as well as animals, but art effective when used according to direc tions and little harmful to even tht most delicate plants, states Itural New Yorker. This remedy Is of course ef feotlve ott less resistant Insects, aurt ns aphlds, thrlps and scales. It dort not promise much as regards white fly or outdoor scales, but we have good remedies for these pests In hydrocyanic gas and soluble oils. Hawk and Poultry. A writer In the Sclentltlo American declares that be effectually put an end to the depredation of buwka lit hl poultry yard by fastening an old scythe ground to a razor edge, with the altnrp end down, ou a high pole set lu the edge of a field near bis yards. The hawks, as Is their habit, lit on tlx si-v tbe, grasping It with their claws with the result that their feet were badly cut. This angered them anil they attacked tbe scythe, literally tisith ami toenail, Htid of course got tbe worst of If Kvery hawk that came along mel with a like reception, and within a short time they were either killed or driven away. Tb Nlaaara I.llte- "Whera are all those bony"100D P,r" tla?" ticlaluted the reporter a be hurried iulo tht station. "Ar tb,,, one7" "Vta." laughed the statics master a ht pointed to tbe turtle do ln tn malting room, "far gone." Only Ona "BRCMO ODININE" That la LaXATiVK Bromo oftNINIt- J- for th .la-nature of K. w OROVK. t-'a4 u H rld ovr t Cur a Cold In Oo Day. U'aahlngton Is bound.-d on the tatt by the Capitol and on the west by Ui White Jlouse. Uetwwn them flow a restless stream of alghtsea-ra. There may be other districts of the "' capital wortn seeing, uui otiiy T."aau Ingtonlan know a It Tbe tourist ha time and strength only to bit the high place. In New York there are prob ably a many tourist at lu Washing ton, but with tbia difference, the Now Yorker doea not wind lulling with the tourlt clas. In fart. If the tourist have money and a fondnesa for Broad way and rontlguou resorts, the New Yorker Is more than willing, o Mr. Tourist emerges hi Identity with the New York "push." Waahlngtonlan never let you forget you are a tourlat quent lr when they happen to rub elbow with a mere tourist of th same sex ln bote! or department atore elevator. A Wnshlngtonlan look! straight ahead at nothing; the tour ist 1 known by the angle at which she crook ber ueck. BAD BLOOB Ilia Iaterfareae. Ctttlrn.m Look bar, tlr, aidVt yo warrant tbe borse you soli me yester day to be without fault? David Harum Ya. Ain't htT Clttlman No, sir, be It not. He In terferes. David Harum-VVail, I don't see a you ber arty reason fur com plaining' about that. II don't Inter fere with anybody but himself, doei be? Llpplncott'a, Oa Ida laatallanaat Plaa. TTeredity," th boarder with the rubi cund countenance was aaying, "account! for nearly everything. For Instance, I in herited my eye and th color of my hair from my mother's people, my cbin and noae from my father aid of tb houa, snd " Y'ou didn't Inherit that Boa from any body," interrupted th boarder with tb tallow complexion. "You bought It at various places in thla tows snd paid high prices for it." Chiraao Tribun. THE SOURCE OF ALL DISEASE Every part of the body h depen.lrnt on the blood" tor nourishment nnd Strength. When this life stream is flowing1 through the system la a state of tmnty and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health; Ucause pure blood is nature's j.ufe-r;uard a-ainst disease. When, however, the body is led on weak, impure or polluted blood, the system is deprived of Its itrenKth, disease rerma collect, and the trouble is manifested in various Lay,t. I,us'ul ,afruJ"". Pimples, rashes and the diJerent akin affections show that the blood is in a feverish and diseased conauion as a result of too much acid or the presence of eome irritating; humor. Sores and Ulcers are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in Out Mood, and Rhewrrtntiani, Ci tarrh, Scrrfula, Coatatt-iou tiood I'oison, etc., are all oecp-aeated blooii flisorders that will cocttnue to grow worse a loo;? as the poison remains. These impurttie and p-isonj find their way into the blood in various ways. Often a alug-ttsh. inactive condition of the system, and torpid Btate of tha avenues of bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and form uric and other acids, which are taken up by tha blood and distributed throughout the circulation. Corning ia contact with contagious diseases is another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; we also breathe the germs and mtcroVes of JIalana into our lungs, and when these get into the blood ia auflicient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some are so unfortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and they are constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood is the source of all dis ease, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the bo!y is sure to) aufler ia some way. For blood troubles of anr character S. S. S. is the best Hesldent women slightly raise their remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes anr skirts with an Indescribable yet elo- .and ail poisons, euppl.es the healthful properties it needs, and completely ana permanently cures Mood diseases of every kind. The action of S. S. S. is ao thorough that hereditary taints are removed and weak, diseased blood made strong and healthy so that disease cannot remain. It cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores PURELY VEGETABLE Uleer. Skla Dieses, Contagious Blood Toison, etc., and does not leave the Slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. Th whnla . - - - .. va Congrmtn Hobson of Alabama. I tloof ls rBe,wed cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's famou. a. th. hero of Santiago nd f f!' !? . rU,e ?d 4 jolutely later of .everal kissing campa.gt, .. aid to favor the establishment by the p ' government of an offltial weekly new- THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm paper for free distribution, for wblcb lte wishes Congress to appropriate $330,000. This periodical would con tain a summary of th work of Con gress and all department of the gov ernment, so far a It might Interest the public. He say tbe journal I In tended to form a connecting link be tween the government and the people. and that tbe project grew out of bis having ascertained that a vast amount of valuable material did not reach the people for whom It was Intended. II thinks the publication of such a paper will remove distrust and suspicion and create a renewed Interest and confi dence among the masse In govern mental affair. Molaaaea fake fur Cattle. The molasses coke used In Fraii'-e n food for cattle consists In the boiling of luolasxos nnd working It briskly wltt mixture of corn flour nnd bran, when It Is presstMl Into the ordinary form of a cake ami parked In hags for sale. The proportions used are one-third molasses one-third flour, one-third brail. Thf suburban dairymen claimed that In tht use of this molasses cake there are ex tra yield of milk and an Increase In proportion of butter fat. The propet quantity In feeding should be It to K pounds dally, which ls not Intended in a basis of food, but as a coudlmeut and to assist digestion. to Winter llalrrtn. It Is f.i.-t tlint It costs n ittle more to keep om during winter than 'iiinmer. but result, f hinnlr-ils of lair in. -ii sls.w that hen cows e-me fte.!, early In the fall or toward the latter part of summrr. If they are pnnv tly crired f..r. they produce more milk T butter for the year than If they fresls.n In the spring about the time rasa begin t., start. This together lth the bettfr price renders profits from winter dairying much largvr Fur thermore, winter dairying 1 mort pleasant than umnier dairying. t.aln In t-'rrllllalna the Noll. The soil Is the farmer's capital, a no he can only kci-p that capital uiilmpalr ed by adding fertility to It. As tht fertility decreases, bis capital dei reise mid heroines Impaired. I'lants and imi iniils are his stock in trade hy bavins the best plants ami animals. He can only heat the other fellow In the com petition of trade by having a better slock In trade and something that !' pie want and are willing to pay n goo,) price for, because It Is a Rood article. The more fertile his soil, the cbeapet he can produce the unities which the people want. Still for Denatured Alcohol. The French use small stills for tht niamifaeture of HTfnmes and brandies and an article In popular Mechanics describing the stills, suggests their use for the manufacture of denatured uleo ho on a small seaie. Some of thes distilling out tit si cost only $Jii; ,,. rs portable (hand pushed or horse -drawn t, and various fuels nre use, In ti,,, eral styles of machines. Ire I'lnmlnal. The nlr penetrates as tleej, s w, plow. The deeper we plow tne more plant food is prepared by the actio,, f the air ami more moisture is curried In the soil to withstand droughis. j, . r..n ..i.... i .i. ... I imi fii.innu i neii is a great aid nieaklng up the compounds of tin. ...n ir. preparing plant fo,, n tl,ri,li; Mi)i tnre nnd In wanning the soil fdf iMr planting. ' Aotataaj utian,, Th detuctir was trying to And noma clew to tb whereakauta of th nilsainj man. When your buband went eut of tht houa that morning, slamming th door," ha aaked, "did he ay anything that gav yon an Idea wher he waa folng ?" All be said waa mil he'd be darned if h waau't coing to hunt anm olac w her b could read bi morning paper b,,re hands. Id paacs. Pennies left In the boxes by rurai route patron for tbe purchase of stamp from the carriers will be let alone If the recommendatlona of Fourth Assistant Postmaster General Ie Graw and Superintendent Splll tnan of the rural delivery service I adopted. In cold weather It ha al way been a painful duty of the carrl-i era, this hunting around In the Ice- cold bottom of a metal mall box with ( It bus been snld that Dkoearailai PraeaMt. "This government Is becoming more snd more centralized every year," said the student of politics. "Yes," answered Colonel Rtlllwell of Kentucky, "It's getting so that the States don't do much more than fur nish title for bat tie ships and popu lar songs." Washington Btar. HI I. ark. "Luckiest man I ever knew! Fvery thing succeeded with him. He had only to ssy what he wanted, and h got It. Why, eonfound It, 1 was walk Tha Orpaaa. "Please, sir, will you give a penny to a poor orphan?" "Certainly, my boy! Has your fath er been desd long?" "No, lr. He the orphau. Thl money' for him." WHAT CAUSFS MfAOAfHr From October to May. enMa are tha moat frwu-n ran. of heariacha. LAXATIVK hkOMO yi.'l. NINE removes cam.. K. W. (;ruv on b. . 26c. Bomellniea Hapitens That War. Throrgina Did you ever try making a lug with him oue day the very lasM comrade of your boy? i nogy iea; But it rllrlirt work. I found b wa too eld for m. ('hicago Tribun. day of his life- and be sold to me 'Wken I die, I want to die mdden'y. Gut rua over that very night. Evei see such luck !" Loudon Mail. Maalaa- It Wan,, eultor (timidly 1 I I wish to to marry yeur duugbter, sir. Pater (angrily ) What that, air. Where' my cane? Suiter (hastily) Oh, air I didn't mean that I don't want to marry her Pater (furiously) Don't. eh? Where's my gun? Cleveland Leader. I'alalea I aaerr. sometimes finger of carrier get so Tbere ls a prevailing opinion that ,.i.i . n,t .iw i,.i thoT nre unable to cancer Is always painful from the Ixt. She" a. I i... Th. alnnlnv mherau. Ir ia fan 11 .,n.. A .ali... , . ..I.,., ., . i.l "rite out infilled oruer icttii'i.. . p - , . ,.,r.-ia ,u ollemHn sgglnst ,orn Insanity ,,', , im.i. i. the malorltv of c-. It la n..irUKi- that patrons place a email wooden bog ' to ascertain bow far the public ought 'n the mall box. and therein put all to be Instructed In tbe early sigua of tbe pennies with which they wish to cancer, with a view to the adoption ol buy stamps or anything else. Tbe car-1 earlier diagnosis and consequently ear ner could then, without removing hll Her operation. London Hospital. irlnvAB emntv tha mntpnta and irn on t " " his way rejoicing, foiling the attack of Jack Frost. If tbe pennies are not la the box the carrier will not be rt tulred to look for them. wa 1 input ! by bit relaili wmm aaked during tbe examination b.' txrd Iitnh borough, "How many l,gt has a sheep?" "Does your lordship item a live ot a dead sheep?" asked the nobleman. "Is It not tbe aauit thing?" said the chancellor. j "Xo, my lord: thert ii much differ ence. A live sheep has four legs, a dead sheep but tiro. Tb others ar shoulders A Mir ut. It was at a tauter In Manchester. The king, aged atil Infirm, was blessed with two sons. lit win pacing up and down tbe stage with a irearled, trou bled look, exclaiming aloud : "On which of tbfe, my sons, shall I bestow my crown!" Immediately cisie a voice from tb gsllery : "Why not 'arf i crow apiece, guv ivy?"- LAa'on Mill 'a.. Said a poetry tearlir ntmerl Pell, To Ilia pupil who wrote t rondel, "You would not know from Peter A muae, ahonld ;ou meter!" Thna gave be tb jsnnf villanell. Vale fteoord. What Is saul to tie tne largeat tele graph circuit in th. world la tbat be tween London and Tehrn, th capital "f Persia. It la tmi miles long and I divided into twelve lectiona. Chinese eolnna ire m'le of timber eight inches to ten inrhes thick. It I calculated, therefore, that over s,OO0.t)(J feet of tiuitier is utiliicd jearly for coffin in Chiua. Cy. Sulloway, of New Hampshire, still retains his place ns the biggest, man In the House of Itepresentatlve, 1 nnd bo far no one has appeared thai may claim honor to second place ahead of Ollle James, of Kentucky. Sulloway Is something more than six and a halt O, rrofaeanrt Tb profeor waa complimenting th violin virtuoso on tb aicellenc ef bit playing. "Uy the way," he aald, "do you play tb 'Doctor of Divinity'?" "Tbat is s piece I har never beard of," answered the violinist. "Never heard of it !" eirlaimed th rofeaaor. "Fiddle D. D. !" Chicago Tribune. I lvo an l et !.! "Do you preach without notes." que rled a member of the church commit tee that was seeking pastor to fill vacancy. "Well," rejoined the jo0'1 n",n wlth a merry twinkle In hla eye. "I some times have occasion, ton bank notes." -unqux o.jt,) ; asj.inr q OS l,ot ) Ula, jaou O) lanf 'alio) jjqiou aatS pns Xj)unoj iti o) ..11 ..! .ff,. hot . noiind lest m0J I" H'M "ou1 noS than m H!. breadth Is proport.on.t. with bis height, and he towers abov (4(JJ lf.no ,nlqJ . l'.,ll,J,l hi colleague, Frank D. Currier, as h .qjo jo lupiwiuoa aiajn.i, uisu jq does above most all the member ot i,jqM jaXut mu aiqi iii 'ajsdg the House. He Is one of the member! y -n.i pi.wyaj '.( fq.LH who does not exercise his prerogative of taking his luncheon on that side ol the House restaurant where the sign1 proclaims "for members only," but f each day partakes of a spring lunch on tbe public side of tbe room, wher j the motto Is that anybody money it good. Sunday island. In th Pacific, la really the tallest mountain in the world. It rises I'.OlK) feet out of five miles of water, and ia thtta nearly 30,000 fuet from baa to summit. Not tha Sanaa. "I suppose you have been pinched by penury?" "No. mum; tbe cop's name waa O'Brien; he's Irish." t alorlo Hrpaoilaaa. Inquisitive I'aaaanger How are theae ears heated? Shivering Passenger By uggeatioa, I tbink. laaattlaa. "I'm not going to that female barber shop again. There a rude girl there, don't you know.." "What dltl Bhe say?" "Why. she looked at my mnstawsh snd awaked me If I would have It sponged off or rubbed In." 'SBjaj iaoopi a.aanv l-a I Haelnst Hop,, "Charles, dear," said young Mrs. Tor kins, "why do you call rating calcula tions 'dope?' I thought tbat was a slung name for a drug." "You're quite right.' was the answer. "They call If that because all It gen erally gets you Is a pleasant dream and a rude awakening." Washington Star. Hla Syatem. "How do you dispose of your garb age here?" asked the stranger, who was gathering da la for purposes of publication. "We always throw ours In the garb age can." said the man with the chla heard, "but I don't know, of course, about the neighbors." 1 ha A ppla Orchard. 11 'l"l d by best authorities thai nn acre of apple trees In twenty years counting ten crops of fruit in that p! Hod. will consume 1,.1'in pounds of ni trogen, 310 pounds phosphoric add and l.S'.O pounds of potash. To restore the potash, alone would require more than tw enty-one tons 0f high grade ,,(., containing 3 per .nt potash. How much of this d.s-s the average fruit grower return to the soil? If we were fatten ing a steer for market and should give It only half rations, how much profit would that steer return. The General Demand of the Well-Infurtned of the World has always been for ,mple, pleasant and efllclent liquid a,,tive remedy of known value; laxallve which physi cians could sanction for family use because Its component parts are known to them to he wholesome and truly beneficial i, ,wt. acceptable to the system and gtntle. yet prompt, 'n action. In supplying that demand with Us In excellent combination f Fvn"' pf rigs and Elixir 0f Sei. the an f'Tnla Fig Syrup (. proceeds along ethical lines and Min on the merits of the laxatlv for ts remarkable success. That la one of msnT reason why Syrup f fgn lDi mt of Senna Is Riven the prefor. by tbe Well- informed. To gt U beneficial effect g' ulna -manufac- alway, buy th. trd by the Cif0rn Fig Syrup Co, only, and for ale br all leading druggl.t. pric, afty wnti per bottle- 9. N. U. ' No. t-oa IV" " "ttta, TL,'1 ' M.w Ik, . .-. - rT L'nlted State Mint at I'n. I i phla during the year 1.H7 turned out lST,.ri!i.!M.'l coins, reiiresentlng a value of $S3.2's?. 104.03. a considerable In crease over the previous year's output. The total value of the gold piece coined was over $54.0n i0, and of th silver over $V". while pennies and nickel represented a value of over $3,ino.. In addition to tbe United States coins, considerable work wa done for tbe I'hlllpplue and I'anam government. The application of George M. Austls of New York for a restraining ordet against Secretary Cortelyou. ptevent lng him from allotting 21,).(sw ol Panama Canal lionds to certain na fiotoil hanks, has Is-en denletl by Judge Gould of the Supreme Court of Uie UI trlct of Columbia. Austin charged that the secretary had violated the law Id rejecting his bid for $.'!. io,iO of bondi ami allotlng the tsuid to national banks and others at a lower figure. STJACOOS OIL 1 i y RHEUMATISM is most poinful, U hat's good? Gives Instant relief. Removes the twinge. 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Insleiul of being destroyel nre now sent to the orphan asylumi nnd children' home and hospital In Wnshlngton. where they give delight which even the lnteuaea recipient might not have felt Pome of the government building. erected within a quarter of a century were designed by men who had rich Ides In color, but who larked In every thing else. Consequently harmony and artistic effect were not drawn upon and these idle of the crai:y-o,uIlt or der are out of place alongside the new one which eicel In artistic merit snd which are worthy of tbe capital of s mighty nation. PACIFIC COAST BORAX CO., Oakland, Cal. x asoia ar ait eeirea ana awrav nttW, SOV. WOMINJ. ( tHO CMILOaih) sr. -, omuinmm imm aeier earTa waaea ca --" - - - JvA raei art reai auajr Ihmr aSaf seweVal, lmr asaeaf I ataaa. th hmMor, araar faneae, vwM an fAva axaeVaf fa-a'ar. iM '2 frw W. L Ikwrrti t4 in. SS Girt tiiri Shoi Cannot B Enualtad At Ant rVes",-e-. JaT V I TI W. W. L, DfaC Mim ftst awt'aai If ensAsj mm bnttsam. 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