Women Worry
More than mm, uri I)r. Mcfomb, nd
one reaioii li ih.il itj. ir nrrvou ora-nnln-lions
are more dilicatt). True, and Ilood't
Kirsapurilla ii put Hi nt-r e-tnnlilt-r, p-petite-Kivrr,
and blood -punlirr tucy nei il.
Indigestion 3 Year-"l m t.-nui.l.i'
Willi lining tmri for llirna reari. I rra'l ri
llr .Sar.ttt arilla ami tnr.l it. After 1
Ing a nuinln-r of bottiee 1 wa. romj.letti)
tur.-.l." ila. J. II. Hai.t.ir. 1 .(. Mo.
Nervous, In Pain, No Appetite-
llad poor uraJtu for yeara. pam In aiiuuMera
hack an(i hilia. w:th rimatant hea.tarh. Dt-r
vou.ti-.s ami no arrM-tit. Twk Hooda 8nr
aaparilia- g-a ned atr-rn 'th and ran work hard
all oar. eat hi'ml7 a:..! il. ap wall. Mm. &.
I.trraia, Mxa ijiko. JUuin.
RrX'jmatlem "I hail rhetimarl.m In on
of nil ankle, but llood'a Hanaparllla aoon
far wie permanent relief. I recommend
Hond'aSarianarilla." 11 na As HtTcamecs,
Lafayette, I ol.
Hood' Harnaparllla It sold everywhere.
In tb uaual liquid, or In tahlat form cslled
Sarsataba. 100 Doe On Dollar. Fr
parcd only by C. i. Hood Co, Lowell, Matt.
It tararlied: liar.
"n ben my buahatid was In flpsln
Isat year." aald ilr. tiwellmsn, "b
succeeded In buying lu quit lot of
tbe king's wines."
"Well, well." eiclsltlied Mr. Nu-
rltcb, "the Idee o' hrij-ln second bsnd
wines !" liillsIeliiM.i frea.
" i
la.. . J v 'Ss
PUTS CUorrj IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO nlNTMr.NT H an en"ed In aura ant
r o! It. hln ;. Hi n I. lae.in- or Frnlrudiua
t'lUt in a lu 14 uaa or uioner retuuiJaii. doc
feel A Ilea.
"Not mentioning anr namM." aaid t'n
tie' Allen Sparks. 'Tie noticed that th
only effect an eialted poaition ma to
liavt on aoni nira i to make tbera lifbt
.headed. They can't aland tb rar1d at'
'Oicajibar."
i at. V ln' raar ana all hrrrmil Dlan
raaiianUr cured bf lr. Kliaei uma
Iraallaa. to. a- ILH w. M. MliBi,riii.
a. HalllBa Devlr.
IItre la a aketch of a dfvk-e which
will tin khkI w.irk In the way r re-
niovlnif atumiia. It ran oe lT"lr"
l.y a iiiiin und a boy If timii do ut
extw.1 all or rlk'lit Im li.-a In illnnwter.
Kr lnrtfi r Muwpa t men "J b,,y
nmy I einpNiyed. The Imy '" c-Iimiik
.i... u ..... i. nt the pule. In
the llliiMtriitliui two lnrt clmlim (
1 and 2) are alwwn attaclieil to tbe
iM.le. Tlit'" are eiuh fnr feet l"Hlt
with a common grub hok on one end
ami a round hook or rime at the other
end. The Knitter clmlna are fixed to
the atiiniiH. one of them Touching tn
the IM.le, the other to the ttnib book
The l!e require to Im? W or HJ fwt
frlraa Hsrror.
"Wall, what do you want?" th proof
reader asked.
Aa he ayed tb intruder with doubt.
"I'm Juat a loalin'," aniwered th hyphen.
And th proofreader huatled biro out.
Chicago Tribun.
ncvu'c roa pi'Mino an-'Mi-a.
long and 3 or (1 Incite In diameter at
the butt. To operate, jint chain No. 4
Mo sen wilt rind Mra. Wlnilow'a Boothloa .... ii, l,,.,.,.-f ,tilmi, ami have the
rrup ib b at remedtr lo una lur Ibalt cbliantd
aurlug iba Uatblug porlod. other end fixed to tbe pole nlMtiit IS or
I L'" inches from tbe end. Take chain
I .No. 1 and pluee It ll Inches nearer the
Said She Vou men amiu to b fond end und chain No. 'i Mix inclie on the
afhuggitiK delualona. I other Hide. Now place chiiln No. 3 on
Said lie Well, wo art not to blame, the Htuiiip that Ih to be pulled and
Mprola Cora.
Iteallxlnu that the Improveineut ol
i. a matter of concern to every
' agricultural rraetloner, be.'auw of tbi
wide adaptability and geivrat cu.u.
tlon of the cereal, the Virginia Agricul
tural KxiH-rluieut Station baa publish
ed in a bulletin of nearly UK) Paget
the reaulta of exrlmenta In that Held
In a general Introduction tbe bulletin
Bay :
"inreatliTBtlon alio rery clearly
that the corn plant I .julckly affected
hr the environment In whicn u n
place.! and yield readily to aeiecuou
ao that the way for Improvement it
r.iM.n to all who will make a ayateinatlt
tutly of thla ImiMirtant crop. Tbe fact
that corn croiwea ao ennlly baa renuueu
in tbe development of nimiborleH ao-
culled varletlca or atraln. and It If
nianlfcHtely liniHWitlble to effect erina
nent Improveinent In any of theae with
out flmt underiitMnilliig their Intllvldua
,..nH irlilea and the l'ihmI and bac
point poHHeHKed by each.
"Olmervatlon leana to the belief that
the Indiscriminate crowtlng of plana
without first studying them carefully
and eliminating the hundreds of untie
slrnble vHrltles and the thousand ol
useless Individual I a waste of time
and that more permanent go"I can tn
effected by making a basic at tidy of va
rletles, rejecting all those that do not
reach a definite standard, and then pro
reeding to systematically linprovi
those that aeem worthy of el tended
consideration."
A Doctors
Medicine
Ayer's Cherry Pcctorili DOt
a simple cough syrup. "
strong medicine, s doc0,
medicine. It cure's h-rd c,seS
enronic cases or ssthmi.P,cu
risy, bronchitis, consump''00
Ask your doctor about t's'
I kae aaad a mt h, Aftrt CerrT
a aanaiair a mix
elua." Micbal ,
Aiie
'l.O. A,,yz,0
"IL."' ,
9 . .....iMLLi,
O iiTrte
Ing n of Ayer'a Fill. t bedtime.
You Kuiiicu ar aura delualr orca-tnraa.
How's This?
swing tbe pole as fur as possible; at
tach the grab hook from No. 1 to No. It
chain; swing the lever ((Mile) until
w. ,fh,n.. n,.B.i.- n.,11... a.. " - ciniiii run oe attiiciicu t , o.
raneofi atarrbtlialcanooibaturedbyala.lt Keep swinging hack nml forth, chling
C.iarrb Lura. jr j rftK.f EY A CO., Toledo, 0 ' ll(H'l'H ut ev,'rv Hw l"K u",n "'"'"P
Wa. th nndoriiiiined, bar knwu K J. I Is nil. For heavier stumping a Imrse
Cbeiiojr for tba lai 1A year, and bellera hint' . , ,, .... ,
perlecilf honorab Inai. bul.neu iranaaetl.na rig on a similar principle may be used,
an.iflTianoullyal.leto carry out any obllga- I (,v ,),,. ,.nn r,H)1r to be heavier
lion made be hi firm : ...
WALPINii. KINNAN 4 MARVIV.
Wholeaal DniKgiiti. Toledo.O
Ha'I'i Taiarrah ( ur la ken Inipriia ly. art
Iiik illrertly upon the blood ant mucoua aur
f.e ol the avitem. Tmtimnnlalr aant fre.
l-r'e 75 eenn per bottle Bold hy all )rnlita.
Take limi t Family Ptlla lor Conatlpaiioa.
Btanat
A tired feeling one
Cam over th bmy b.
Imi when a budding poet
Ithyoied It with ?ia a-vi.
itiiil stroutter. Make tbe Insiks on No.
1 unit 2 with Just turn enough to bold
ou the link of No. 3.
Good Judge
Americana aa t.lrlo-oa .ra Iroanlw Am
eriminatitig. They measure everything
by the aiicces it attains, which meth
od, considered In th light of tbe com
limn einmience of mankind, ia per.
tainlv not a bad one. The hiuh atand. ! wall than
ard of intelligence and difcernraent In
tliia country, where education it thi
r lie and not the exception, render ii
difficult and lurprialng to find a gsnera
national ntcresa not based on actus!
worth. Hence it was that with tht
p-esentatlon of St. Jacobs Oil they cor
rei tly judged it at once, and decided
that rate intrinsic worth only could h
the Bonrce of it tuireaa. Tbe deciiiri
with them was equivalent to an adop
tion ; and it Is a rait thing to find i
family without Kt. Jaooba Oil in tht
bouse.
Baereaa.
"Vea, sir. this twn is booming," aald
the prominent clti.en. proudly. "Only
last week the new rnllrond was fin
ished nml started running trains."
"And la It successful?"
"You het It la.
over there?"
"Who's he?"
'Th receiver " Cleveland Leader.
Pniertlna fowl on Rnoata.
Nuturully the fowls entcb cold more
readily at night when on the roost
than during the day. when they are
coving around freely so that protec
tion should always be given litem If
there Is danger In this reKct or If the
nights are very cold and It is desired
to keep all the heat HsNlhle among the
birds. I'laee the roosts so that the
backs will rest against tbe wall of the
poultry house, then, on the roof of the
building a few Inches farther from the
the lower roost, erect a
I'KOTKITION roa KJWI.S.
Just ask that mil
PROTECT YOURSLLFii
I vary. tlv 11 Knowl,t. fT
If' I
IT'S FREE
"SEND FOR IT NOW"
Tha Biot Fmit Jrrr and IWrv riant
l ataloa in the NorthoiMt
J. J. BUTZER
192 Front St., Portland. Oregon
for freah
A "ea pnrtlv ami tall.
jM s Jg al ilitv frr'ada
rTK-V "Vinam.
a I WM aa.la
"'V .'',,
onfiilenr
net ut
now hr
rrlted up
1 I
1 your ttir.
tv lit m huvirif
fnt out hy
w tntiou
I nm worthy
for l l . I; t A,Wlr
I M FlMltCt.OlTIWl Wci.
MADE
FOR C
SERVICE
and quamnteed
absolutely
WATfRPROOr
'aatu
OILED Sl'ITV SUCKERS
AND HAIi
Every gorment guaranteod
CUun Lejht Ouraba
5utt'3 5lKk.r3??
mtmmr mm nwwmt
t4fa.ee rm rm m ana
...t '.Tt i Mrva'.f .
frame to which a curtain run be at
tached made of any desired material,
unbleached muslin, burlap ami old
carpet being good materials, so that
when It Is let down It will fall to the
ground directly In front of the lower
riMiet. Hy the use of a strnfi and a
hook at either end n simple plan Is had
of fastening the curtain in place when
it Is not In use. The dotted line In
the illustration shows where the eur-
tain will fall when droed ami the
entire plan is easily seen from the cut
and can be readily worked out at small
ot.
I'limlna Manure I nriVr.
When eoare stable immure is plow
ed iimler and there is inuisiiire enough
in me soli ami manure to cause lis
fermentation. It Immediately begins to
rurnish food for crops. It docs this
all the heller In early spring, as the
manure under the rurmw holds it ii
and admits warm air from alxive
which Is Just what Is required to cause
active fermentation. The release of
ammonia as the manure ferments en
riches all the soil altove It. as the con
stant tendency to warm nlr Is to rise.
Hence there Is mnI reason for apply
ing manure as top dressing during tin
winter on land that Is to In- plowed or
hoed for crops in the spring.
amount or seeil llr.iulrrd f,.r rrr.
The inn. Mint of seeds required to an
acre is estimated as follows: Oats,
It bushels; barley, J bushels ; timothy. It
quarts; tobacco, '2 mimes; hluek.r!1s. o
bushels; red t lover, s quarts; redtop, l
to i! pecks; millet, oiie quarter bushel ;
i.rchaid grass, J quarts; white clover, 4
qtiiirts; buckwheat, one-half btmbel ;
corn, broadcast. 4 bushels; potatoes, pi
to I.', bushels; ruta nag.ts. three-four'ths
ln'iiinl; mix. si lawn t;rass, one half
bushel ; corn. In hills, 4 to S quarts;
corn, in drills. 1' to .'! husnes; rye'
i'j ii - inisliels; wheat, lia
bllsliels.
Tha Red Spider.
In dealing with that troublesome lit
tie pest, the red spider, a really auc
'essful remedy Is found In some of tht
liquid tobacco or nicotine extracts.
now fairly numerous on the market
They may lie used either by vaporiza
Hon overheat, directly with Bteuic
pressure, or by spraying cold dilution!
in water. They are rather costly and
must be handled with rare, us tliej
are particularly deadly Internal poisoi:
to humans as well as animals, but art
effective when used according to direc
tions and little harmful to even tht
most delicate plants, states Itural New
Yorker. This remedy Is of course ef
feotlve ott less resistant Insects, aurt
ns aphlds, thrlps and scales. It dort
not promise much as regards white fly
or outdoor scales, but we have good
remedies for these pests In hydrocyanic
gas and soluble oils.
Hawk and Poultry.
A writer In the Sclentltlo American
declares that be effectually put an end
to the depredation of buwka lit hl
poultry yard by fastening an old scythe
ground to a razor edge, with the altnrp
end down, ou a high pole set lu the
edge of a field near bis yards. The
hawks, as Is their habit, lit on tlx
si-v tbe, grasping It with their claws
with the result that their feet were
badly cut. This angered them anil they
attacked tbe scythe, literally tisith ami
toenail, Htid of course got tbe worst of
If Kvery hawk that came along mel
with a like reception, and within a
short time they were either killed or
driven away.
Tb Nlaaara I.llte-
"Whera are all those bony"100D P,r"
tla?" ticlaluted the reporter a be
hurried iulo tht station. "Ar tb,,,
one7"
"Vta." laughed the statics master a
ht pointed to tbe turtle do ln tn
malting room, "far gone."
Only Ona "BRCMO ODININE"
That la LaXATiVK Bromo oftNINIt- J-
for th .la-nature of K. w OROVK. t-'a4 u
H rld ovr t Cur a Cold In Oo Day.
U'aahlngton Is bound.-d on the tatt
by the Capitol and on the west by Ui
White Jlouse. Uetwwn them flow a
restless stream of alghtsea-ra. There
may be other districts of the "'
capital wortn seeing, uui otiiy T."aau
Ingtonlan know a It Tbe tourist ha
time and strength only to bit the high
place. In New York there are prob
ably a many tourist at lu Washing
ton, but with tbia difference, the Now
Yorker doea not wind lulling with the
tourlt clas. In fart. If the tourist
have money and a fondnesa for Broad
way and rontlguou resorts, the New
Yorker Is more than willing, o Mr.
Tourist emerges hi Identity with the
New York "push." Waahlngtonlan
never let you forget you are a tourlat
quent lr when they happen to rub
elbow with a mere tourist of th
same sex ln bote! or department
atore elevator. A Wnshlngtonlan look!
straight ahead at nothing; the tour
ist 1 known by the angle at which
she crook ber ueck.
BAD
BLOOB
Ilia Iaterfareae.
Ctttlrn.m Look bar, tlr, aidVt yo
warrant tbe borse you soli me yester
day to be without fault?
David Harum Ya. Ain't htT
Clttlman No, sir, be It not. He In
terferes. David Harum-VVail, I don't
see a you ber arty reason fur com
plaining' about that. II don't Inter
fere with anybody but himself, doei
be? Llpplncott'a,
Oa Ida laatallanaat Plaa.
TTeredity," th boarder with the rubi
cund countenance was aaying, "account!
for nearly everything. For Instance, I in
herited my eye and th color of my hair
from my mother's people, my cbin and
noae from my father aid of tb houa,
snd "
Y'ou didn't Inherit that Boa from any
body," interrupted th boarder with tb
tallow complexion. "You bought It at
various places in thla tows snd paid high
prices for it." Chiraao Tribun.
THE SOURCE OF ALL DISEASE
Every part of the body h depen.lrnt on the blood" tor nourishment nnd
Strength. When this life stream is flowing1 through the system la a state of
tmnty and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health;
Ucause pure blood is nature's j.ufe-r;uard a-ainst disease. When, however,
the body is led on weak, impure or polluted blood, the system is deprived of
Its itrenKth, disease rerma collect, and the trouble is manifested in various
Lay,t. I,us'ul ,afruJ"". Pimples, rashes and the diJerent akin affections
show that the blood is in a feverish and diseased conauion as a result of too
much acid or the presence of eome irritating; humor. Sores and Ulcers are
the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in Out Mood, and Rhewrrtntiani, Ci
tarrh, Scrrfula, Coatatt-iou tiood I'oison, etc., are all oecp-aeated blooii
flisorders that will cocttnue to grow worse a loo;? as the poison remains.
These impurttie and p-isonj find their way into the blood in various ways.
Often a alug-ttsh. inactive condition of the system, and torpid Btate of tha
avenues of bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and
form uric and other acids, which are taken up by tha blood and distributed
throughout the circulation. Corning ia contact with contagious diseases is
another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; we also breathe the germs and
mtcroVes of JIalana into our lungs, and when these get into the blood ia
auflicient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some
are so unfortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old
constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and they are
constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood is the source of all dis
ease, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the bo!y is sure to)
aufler ia some way. For blood troubles of anr character S. S. S. is the best
Hesldent women slightly raise their remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes anr
skirts with an Indescribable yet elo- .and ail poisons, euppl.es the healthful properties it needs, and completely
ana permanently cures Mood diseases of
every kind. The action of S. S. S. is ao
thorough that hereditary taints are removed
and weak, diseased blood made strong and
healthy so that disease cannot remain. It
cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores
PURELY VEGETABLE Uleer. Skla Dieses, Contagious
Blood Toison, etc., and does not leave the
Slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. Th whnla
. - - - .. va
Congrmtn Hobson of Alabama. I tloof ls rBe,wed cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's
famou. a. th. hero of Santiago nd f f!' !? . rU,e ?d 4 jolutely
later of .everal kissing campa.gt, ..
aid to favor the establishment by the p '
government of an offltial weekly new- THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm
paper for free distribution, for wblcb
lte wishes Congress to appropriate
$330,000. This periodical would con
tain a summary of th work of Con
gress and all department of the gov
ernment, so far a It might Interest
the public. He say tbe journal I In
tended to form a connecting link be
tween the government and the people.
and that tbe project grew out of bis
having ascertained that a vast amount
of valuable material did not reach the
people for whom It was Intended. II
thinks the publication of such a paper
will remove distrust and suspicion and
create a renewed Interest and confi
dence among the masse In govern
mental affair.
Molaaaea fake fur Cattle.
The molasses coke used In Fraii'-e n
food for cattle consists In the boiling
of luolasxos nnd working It briskly wltt
mixture of corn flour nnd bran, when It
Is presstMl Into the ordinary form of a
cake ami parked In hags for sale. The
proportions used are one-third molasses
one-third flour, one-third brail. Thf
suburban dairymen claimed that In tht
use of this molasses cake there are ex
tra yield of milk and an Increase In
proportion of butter fat. The propet
quantity In feeding should be It to K
pounds dally, which ls not Intended in
a basis of food, but as a coudlmeut
and to assist digestion.
to
Winter llalrrtn.
It Is f.i.-t tlint It costs n ittle
more to keep om during winter than
'iiinmer. but result, f hinnlr-ils of
lair in. -ii sls.w that hen cows e-me
fte.!, early In the fall or toward the
latter part of summrr. If they are pnnv
tly crired f..r. they produce more milk
T butter for the year than If they
fresls.n In the spring about the time
rasa begin t., start. This together
lth the bettfr price renders profits
from winter dairying much largvr Fur
thermore, winter dairying 1 mort
pleasant than umnier dairying.
t.aln In t-'rrllllalna the Noll.
The soil Is the farmer's capital, a no
he can only kci-p that capital uiilmpalr
ed by adding fertility to It. As tht
fertility decreases, bis capital dei reise
mid heroines Impaired. I'lants and imi
iniils are his stock in trade hy bavins
the best plants ami animals. He can
only heat the other fellow In the com
petition of trade by having a better
slock In trade and something that !'
pie want and are willing to pay n goo,)
price for, because It Is a Rood article.
The more fertile his soil, the cbeapet
he can produce the unities which the
people want.
Still for Denatured Alcohol.
The French use small stills for tht
niamifaeture of HTfnmes and brandies
and an article In popular Mechanics
describing the stills, suggests their use
for the manufacture of denatured uleo
ho on a small seaie. Some of thes
distilling out tit si cost only $Jii; ,,. rs
portable (hand pushed or horse -drawn t,
and various fuels nre use, In ti,,,
eral styles of machines.
Ire I'lnmlnal.
The nlr penetrates as tleej, s w,
plow. The deeper we plow tne more
plant food is prepared by the actio,, f
the air ami more moisture is curried In
the soil to withstand droughis. j, .
r..n ..i.... i .i. ... I
imi fii.innu i neii is a great aid
nieaklng up the compounds of tin. ...n
ir. preparing plant fo,, n tl,ri,li; Mi)i
tnre nnd In wanning the soil fdf iMr
planting. '
Aotataaj utian,,
Th detuctir was trying to And noma
clew to tb whereakauta of th nilsainj
man.
When your buband went eut of tht
houa that morning, slamming th door,"
ha aaked, "did he ay anything that gav
yon an Idea wher he waa folng ?"
All be said waa mil he'd be darned
if h waau't coing to hunt anm olac
w her b could read bi morning paper b,,re hands.
Id paacs.
Pennies left In the boxes by rurai
route patron for tbe purchase of
stamp from the carriers will be let
alone If the recommendatlona of
Fourth Assistant Postmaster General
Ie Graw and Superintendent Splll
tnan of the rural delivery service I
adopted. In cold weather It ha al
way been a painful duty of the carrl-i
era, this hunting around In the Ice-
cold bottom of a metal mall box with (
It bus been snld that
Dkoearailai PraeaMt.
"This government Is becoming more
snd more centralized every year," said
the student of politics.
"Yes," answered Colonel Rtlllwell of
Kentucky, "It's getting so that the
States don't do much more than fur
nish title for bat tie ships and popu
lar songs." Washington Btar.
HI I. ark.
"Luckiest man I ever knew! Fvery
thing succeeded with him. He had
only to ssy what he wanted, and h
got It. Why, eonfound It, 1 was walk
Tha Orpaaa.
"Please, sir, will you give a penny to
a poor orphan?"
"Certainly, my boy! Has your fath
er been desd long?"
"No, lr. He the orphau. Thl
money' for him."
WHAT CAUSFS MfAOAfHr
From October to May. enMa are tha moat frwu-n
ran. of heariacha. LAXATIVK hkOMO yi.'l.
NINE removes cam.. K. W. (;ruv on b. . 26c.
Bomellniea Hapitens That War.
Throrgina Did you ever try making a
lug with him oue day the very lasM comrade of your boy?
i nogy iea; But it rllrlirt work. I
found b wa too eld for m. ('hicago
Tribun.
day of his life- and be sold to me
'Wken I die, I want to die mdden'y.
Gut rua over that very night. Evei
see such luck !" Loudon Mail.
Maalaa- It Wan,,
eultor (timidly 1 I I wish to to
marry yeur duugbter, sir.
Pater (angrily ) What that, air.
Where' my cane?
Suiter (hastily) Oh, air I didn't
mean that I don't want to marry her
Pater (furiously) Don't. eh?
Where's my gun? Cleveland Leader.
I'alalea I aaerr.
sometimes finger of carrier get so Tbere ls a prevailing opinion that
,.i.i . n,t .iw i,.i thoT nre unable to cancer Is always painful from the Ixt.
She" a. I i... Th. alnnlnv mherau. Ir ia fan 11 .,n..
A .ali... , . ..I.,., ., . i.l "rite out infilled oruer icttii'i.. . p - , . ,.,r.-ia ,u
ollemHn sgglnst ,orn Insanity ,,', , im.i. i. the malorltv of c-. It la n..irUKi-
that patrons place a email wooden bog ' to ascertain bow far the public ought
'n the mall box. and therein put all to be Instructed In tbe early sigua of
tbe pennies with which they wish to cancer, with a view to the adoption ol
buy stamps or anything else. Tbe car-1 earlier diagnosis and consequently ear
ner could then, without removing hll Her operation. London Hospital.
irlnvAB emntv tha mntpnta and irn on t " "
his way rejoicing, foiling the attack of
Jack Frost. If tbe pennies are not la
the box the carrier will not be rt
tulred to look for them.
wa 1 input ! by bit relaili wmm aaked
during tbe examination b.' txrd Iitnh
borough, "How many l,gt has a sheep?"
"Does your lordship item a live ot
a dead sheep?" asked the nobleman.
"Is It not tbe aauit thing?" said the
chancellor. j
"Xo, my lord: thert ii much differ
ence. A live sheep has four legs, a
dead sheep but tiro. Tb others ar
shoulders
A Mir ut.
It was at a tauter In Manchester.
The king, aged atil Infirm, was blessed
with two sons. lit win pacing up and
down tbe stage with a irearled, trou
bled look, exclaiming aloud :
"On which of tbfe, my sons, shall I
bestow my crown!"
Immediately cisie a voice from tb
gsllery :
"Why not 'arf i crow apiece, guv
ivy?"- LAa'on Mill
'a..
Said a poetry tearlir ntmerl Pell,
To Ilia pupil who wrote t rondel,
"You would not know from Peter
A muae, ahonld ;ou meter!"
Thna gave be tb jsnnf villanell.
Vale fteoord.
What Is saul to tie tne largeat tele
graph circuit in th. world la tbat be
tween London and Tehrn, th capital
"f Persia. It la tmi miles long and I
divided into twelve lectiona.
Chinese eolnna ire m'le of timber
eight inches to ten inrhes thick. It I
calculated, therefore, that over s,OO0.t)(J
feet of tiuitier is utiliicd jearly for coffin
in Chiua.
Cy. Sulloway, of New Hampshire,
still retains his place ns the biggest,
man In the House of Itepresentatlve, 1
nnd bo far no one has appeared thai
may claim honor to second place ahead
of Ollle James, of Kentucky. Sulloway
Is something more than six and a halt
O, rrofaeanrt
Tb profeor waa complimenting th
violin virtuoso on tb aicellenc ef bit
playing.
"Uy the way," he aald, "do you play
tb 'Doctor of Divinity'?"
"Tbat is s piece I har never beard
of," answered the violinist.
"Never heard of it !" eirlaimed th
rofeaaor. "Fiddle D. D. !" Chicago
Tribune.
I lvo an l et !.!
"Do you preach without notes." que
rled a member of the church commit
tee that was seeking pastor to fill
vacancy.
"Well," rejoined the jo0'1 n",n wlth
a merry twinkle In hla eye. "I some
times have occasion, ton bank notes."
-unqux o.jt,) ; asj.inr q
OS l,ot ) Ula, jaou O) lanf 'alio)
jjqiou aatS pns Xj)unoj iti o)
..11 ..! .ff,. hot . noiind lest m0J I" H'M "ou1 noS
than m H!. breadth Is proport.on.t.
with bis height, and he towers abov (4(JJ lf.no ,nlqJ . l'.,ll,J,l
hi colleague, Frank D. Currier, as h .qjo jo lupiwiuoa aiajn.i, uisu jq
does above most all the member ot i,jqM jaXut mu aiqi iii 'ajsdg
the House. He Is one of the member! y -n.i pi.wyaj '.( fq.LH
who does not exercise his prerogative
of taking his luncheon on that side ol
the House restaurant where the sign1
proclaims "for members only," but f
each day partakes of a spring lunch
on tbe public side of tbe room, wher j
the motto Is that anybody money it
good.
Sunday island. In th Pacific, la really
the tallest mountain in the world. It
rises I'.OlK) feet out of five miles of water,
and ia thtta nearly 30,000 fuet from baa
to summit.
Not tha Sanaa.
"I suppose you have been pinched
by penury?"
"No. mum; tbe cop's name waa
O'Brien; he's Irish."
t alorlo Hrpaoilaaa.
Inquisitive I'aaaanger How are theae
ears heated?
Shivering Passenger By uggeatioa, I
tbink.
laaattlaa.
"I'm not going to that female barber
shop again. There a rude girl there,
don't you know.."
"What dltl Bhe say?"
"Why. she looked at my mnstawsh
snd awaked me If I would have It
sponged off or rubbed In."
'SBjaj iaoopi a.aanv l-a I
Haelnst Hop,,
"Charles, dear," said young Mrs. Tor
kins, "why do you call rating calcula
tions 'dope?' I thought tbat was a
slung name for a drug."
"You're quite right.' was the answer.
"They call If that because all It gen
erally gets you Is a pleasant dream and
a rude awakening." Washington Star.
Hla Syatem.
"How do you dispose of your garb
age here?" asked the stranger, who
was gathering da la for purposes of
publication.
"We always throw ours In the garb
age can." said the man with the chla
heard, "but I don't know, of course,
about the neighbors."
1 ha A ppla Orchard.
11 'l"l d by best authorities thai
nn acre of apple trees In twenty years
counting ten crops of fruit in that p!
Hod. will consume 1,.1'in pounds of ni
trogen, 310 pounds phosphoric add and
l.S'.O pounds of potash. To restore the
potash, alone would require more than
tw enty-one tons 0f high grade ,,(.,
containing 3 per .nt potash. How much
of this d.s-s the average fruit grower
return to the soil? If we were fatten
ing a steer for market and should give
It only half rations, how much profit
would that steer return.
The
General Demand
of the Well-Infurtned of the World has
always been for ,mple, pleasant
and efllclent liquid a,,tive remedy of
known value; laxallve which physi
cians could sanction for family use
because Its component parts are
known to them to he wholesome and
truly beneficial i, ,wt. acceptable
to the system and gtntle. yet prompt,
'n action.
In supplying that demand with Us
In excellent combination f Fvn"' pf
rigs and Elixir 0f Sei. the an
f'Tnla Fig Syrup (. proceeds along
ethical lines and Min on the merits
of the laxatlv for ts remarkable
success.
That la one of msnT reason why
Syrup f fgn lDi mt of Senna Is
Riven the prefor. by tbe Well-
informed. To gt U beneficial effect
g'
ulna
-manufac-
alway, buy th.
trd by the Cif0rn Fig Syrup Co,
only, and for
ale
br all
leading
druggl.t. pric, afty wnti per bottle-
9. N. U. ' No. t-oa
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L'nlted State Mint at I'n. I i
phla during the year 1.H7 turned out
lST,.ri!i.!M.'l coins, reiiresentlng a value
of $S3.2's?. 104.03. a considerable In
crease over the previous year's output.
The total value of the gold piece
coined was over $54.0n i0, and of th
silver over $V". while pennies
and nickel represented a value of over
$3,ino.. In addition to tbe United
States coins, considerable work wa
done for tbe I'hlllpplue and I'anam
government.
The application of George M. Austls
of New York for a restraining ordet
against Secretary Cortelyou. ptevent
lng him from allotting 21,).(sw ol
Panama Canal lionds to certain na
fiotoil hanks, has Is-en denletl by Judge
Gould of the Supreme Court of Uie UI
trlct of Columbia. Austin charged that
the secretary had violated the law Id
rejecting his bid for $.'!. io,iO of bondi
ami allotlng the tsuid to national
banks and others at a lower figure.
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