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CONTAGIOUS Mm FOOT KO 'LIMIT TO ITS POYEBS FOR EVIL Contagious l:lxl Tiilson lias hrrnv.ht more sn!T ring, mi t-ry nnd htimi!s lion into t.ic wot!! t!an all ciiw-r lit-j.-s combined ; there ii hardly any limit to its jkjwits fr evil. It is iL Ll.n Li st ami vilest of all lisordi rs, wrt-rVin-j V.m lives of tLo:c unfortunate tnnujh to contract it and dun U-iivj trjjzsiiiiltej t innocent fcCjirinT. ft tlilititi r k.iry of euffcri:i and shame, fco bijjlily ronta-HiUS is thctro'uMe th.it innocent r-frso: may contract it ly usin the saino tihle ware. t-ile-t artieUs or clothing of one in whose Mood t!ic treacherous virus l.astahen ro.-t. Not only is it a powerful poison f.ut a Very deceptive one. Only those who have learned by Litterexrwricnce know by the liUler-ore or ulcer, which usually malt s its appearance first, of the Kuilcrin whit U is to follow. Jt comes ia thefonaof ulcerated mouth n I throat, unsightly copper colored FpoU, swollen glands ia tne groin, falling Lair, olTensive soies and ulcers on the body, and la severe casts the finger rails drop oil, the bones become diieased, the- nervous ay stem is shat tered and the su.Tercr becomes an ot-ject of pity to bi IcUow man. i.i'eei lly is the treacherous nature of Contagious Llood I'oUon, r'!own when the Infected txrson nc.cavors to combat the poison witrt mercury an i pousu. l'heseiaiuerals w.;l drive away all outward symptoms of the troubles lot B while; and the victim is deceived into the belief that be is cured. W hen, howcver.the treatment is left off lie finds that the poison has only been driven letper into the blood and the disease reappears, and usually ia worse iorm 'because these strong minerals Lave not ouly failed to remove the virus from the blood but have weakened the entire system because of their destructive actioa. S. S. S. is she only real and certain cure for Contagious Wood l'ol son. It is made of a combination of hcalinff blood-purifying roots, herbs and barliS, tha lst ia Nature's gnat laboratory of forest B nd field. We otter a reward of Jt.ooo for proof that H. S. S. contains a particle of mineral la anyf .rm. S. S. S. goes down to the a?. Ty ery bottom of the trouble ami bycleansinjf riZH IK!" the !.1o.k1 of everv rarticle of the virus and adding rich, healthful qualities to this vital fluid, forever cures this powerful disorder. So thoroughly does S. S. S. cleanse the circulation that nosipnsof the disease are ever seen a?ain. and ollsprinir Is protected. Wrjte for our special txxk on Contagious blood I'oison, which fully e.x tdaius the iHITertnt stages of the trouble, and outlines n complete home treat ment for all suflerersof this trouble. No charge is made for this boot, and if yon 'wish special medical advice about case or any of its symptom, out (dtyuciaiis Will be glad to furnish that, too, without Large, THE S WIFT SPECIFIC CO., A TLANTA, CA, st ami will convert PURELY VCCETACLE Th lata ll.urjr llarlunil U Mid to 1iae received $70,()i)) from one of hi novel, but hi maimer of working lulled faiai. Nafhtaa; Faaar A boot It. Mr. , Mslsprop I i ct you hear about that poor noin' aiviuVnt wbilo aUavin'? Jt win an awful rnt'i Ihroi. Mm. Ilrowti (laughing) An awful m lint 7 Mr. M ilnprop O! It ain't no laughlti mailer, lie cut bia Jocular rein. Tba Catholic StnnJard and Time. Th I ri.-h linen Industry la booinlnf aa it baa not flourished in years, largely on I tip Pijianclum export to Ilia United Nlatea. TTi ahnrk holila the record for long diluni'p swimming. One of then r-rea-un'a has l 11 known to cover MOO wiles ia three duya. foal Dial rrolilrm, The most dilhVult part of ths conl dust prolileiu Is to dlMivrer what ele ineiit must necvsMnrlly be present In a ron I to make the tliiHt iliingi'r.nis. Some experiments liuve been earrled 011 with this end In view, but the re unite obtained hnva not been purtlcu kirly eiillclitenlnB. Wanted to Ih lb Tab. X yonnn man whose home U In Wlnd nr, t'olo.. went Into tlie Shirley hotel the olher dny and ngixterprt. After netni aexljrned a room be turned to tb clerk and aaid : "Say, I want to take a hath. I the bolel'a tub hnv?" Denver I'oaU Alarari Tbna. "Thro.'glna, bava you named tba baby yet?" "Yea, I't named her Naney Jane, but hi-r mother prefers Veronha Angelina, 'and that'a probably what tba poor llttla thini will be christened. " Hard lndy. Th Father Hoineniber, my aon, that now you are through collt-ge your bard at attuly benina. The Son Ve, father; I auppoaa I'll have to begin utmlying the tiuia tablea ww. Yonkera Hloteamon. Ripert lmnrwllad. Veneb.e Mr. I.lghtweigbt Smith is falling off In bia golf. 1'erry Yea; when ha la at home he haa to play croquet with bia aunt. Urook Itn I'nule. A Powerful Indnracmaat. Many years axo there win eonalder- ine iiineaa in iiurnsnurg, wuli'U waa attributed to the waters of the Suwnie lianun river, tlien thn aoim-e of the eity wiipisy. One of the members of the leulKliitiiro for tlmt yenr, ivm h!a re- turu to hla ciniNlltiieiita, waa Inter viewed eoneernlnic the pluirne. He Hn ett!el tlie queatlou. "i'xn my aoul, Kentleinen," he declared, "the re Mrt of the foiiln.'s of the water was a plunder on the city of Ilarrlalmrg. 1 absolutely know the water to lie pvr wlly healthful, for during the session 1 drank the water on two different oe. salons, ami I never experlemvd any 111 effeet whatever." Pittsburg I'resn. IVrambulatlng harlera shaving rntoin wri ia the street are no unusual sight in tba aid street of Manila. Tba t ruktd Son. William Knoepfel, of Kt. Ixjula, has Invented and hoi to patent a secret plowing method for the euro of bald 11 en a. I "A genuine curs for bsldnesa," said Mr. Kuoeufel tb other day, "should t make a man very rich. Why, men grow rich on fake cures. It Is amas Ing, It really Is, what fakes sonm of these cures are. Yet there's uiouey In them." I Mr. Kuoepfel gave a loud, scornful laugh. "la their profitable crookedness they remind uie," be said, "of the third son of the old eei-entrle. Per hiia you bare heard the story T Well, an old eccentric died, and left his fortune equally to bis three sons. Hut the will contained a strunge proviso. Kaeh beir wns to place $100 in the eotlin Immediately before the inter ment. "A few days after the Interment the three young men met and discussed the queer proviso and Its execution. 'Well," said tbe oldest son, 'my conscience Is clenr. I put my hundred in the colli ti In clean new notes.' 'My conscience Is clear, too,' said tbe seeoud son. 'I put In my hundred In gold.' "I, too, have, nothing to reproach myself with,' said tb third sou. 'I hail no cash at tbe time, though: so I wrote out a check for f.'KX) In poor dear father's name, placed It In tbe cottln and took In change the $-'00 In currency that I found there." Smrllla; Sleel br EleetrlollT. The enormous qunntlty of Iron ore which Is being scooped from the ranges oibout Iake 8uierlor, dug out of the hills of Aluhauia and Tennessee and hoisted from tlie deep pits of Pennsyl vania, has caused the geologist and mineralogist to make startling predic tions. Souie of them have gone so far as to say that we are aproichliig an era when Iron nuiy rank among the rarer metals because of Its scarcity. Even James J. Mill, trie railroad mag nnte and develojicr of the Northwest, who was one of the first to realize the vast deposits of ore In the Superior ranges, has made the prophecy that perhaps within a half century most of the richer ore beds will be exhausted nnd that we may be obliged to go out side of America for much of the raw material for our snnelters and fur- linees." Technics! World Magazine. Uraspln; the Idea. Hera th haughty, disdainful beauty Interrupted him. "You are wasting your time, Mr. SpfMinamore," she said. "Then you don't cara for mi, Miss Pinkie V" "Cara for youT Not the leaat In th world." "Iion't you think that in time "No, you noodle! Not in thousand years 1" "I'm a noodle, am IT" "You are." "I seel" h gasped, reaching for hla hat. Tin In the soup!" rrTCBE OF THE COrWTHT. . .1. .vrsltr -Dr. .4nH .. 1....-.- .f the east who To lue -iwiim''" , fear f-r th- future of our country I say; Truss the lludm Hiver. come out to the iiiUMIe iftf.i i,nf hills!. ..... ..t ii.. irrand old men of the na tion extet.il thl Invitation through the World to the carping, the cynical and th doubtful of New York and New Ki,gland-th molder of a hundred thousand atudenta, Jme. ITsldeiit of the Llliversiij in can, say. tb. New York World. or thirty all year, he ba. been tb active head of this institution, with more ui wraduates than Yale, and of nearly everr nationality. Now, at tb ag ot r hi. mind, atored with tbe observa tlo'n and experience of a long life, has acquired a clear perception or m iu- i .m an optimist." be continued to the World correspondent who bad sought sn expression of bis views and found the venerable prealdeiil pinngeo. In work cl.slng UP th affairs of an other successful university year. Ai 1. rirourer of tbe United State u.. ..-..... fVnrt recuutly said. I 100a forward with every hoiie ana conn den. to the continued greatness and lo.nrovement of this country. I know that among many oersons 111 the east there Is a spirit or iH-Miunmu, lime ami gloomliiesH over the ...oi.-.u all such come out here .n,i u will cure them. We will show them s broadening spirit of; resxnsl blllty. s higher plane of Ideals and 1 serious endeavor to mak things better. "I know the temperament of New Fnirland. I was born In Rhode Island and educated there. I know the In clination of the men of Boston to look with misgivings on whst Is coming and to doubt our democracy, our financial virtue and our political morals. "To a certain extent you cannot blame noston. She has had more than her share of bad government And you In New York have had some experi ence. Philadelphia, too. has been through hard trials of public corrup tion. "Hut out here In the middle west, though we have our bad siots and oc casional condition not to be commend ed, there Is s general pulling together toward higher and better things In pub lic and private life. We have no fears, no gloom, no forebodings about the future. We look forward with confl dence, for our young men are setting out Inspired with loftier Ideals and firmer principles than ever before. "It Is because I have known the young men of the past generation and because I know the young men 4f to day In the west that I am an optimist. In our universities and schools there are many thousands or students, the leaders of to-morrow. Kach one of them must view life from a loftier plane than that on which he stood In his earlier days. He cannot have com muned with the great maater of liter ature or science or law for years under tbe leadership of enthusiastic teachers without having caught some sparks of Inspiration, without being lifted to a point where broader horizons of life stretch away before him and a more stringent sense of duty Is compelling his conscience and stirring his heart, fife no longer spreads out before hi 111 as a scene for Idleness or trifling, but as the theater for strenuous activity and beneficent service to mankind." BURG LA B8 GET A St Gba.llr as a tiB.rtr.,. ArPrw Two young bun;i,r Ul ytf.t had a ,'bastly exirlei.-e r.,y inJ ulr' tw tw.ni from .ll iWJ crime that they ill 1 n,,i ,. sty the - "U!UJO. New York Su.i. They .tli new In the housebreaking B!11I)r, pef wer lad of 1U and LH i,,in-ter' SP" prentU-es, out of wiirir .,..1 D""1 nnd with assoeiatioiia n tM Apai'hs gang, now terrorizing imri. which led tbeui to rum tiaturaliv to ! means of getting m tML They chose as tbe ,.,, 0f their flrt trial tbe apartment of . ell-to-l, n slaver named Iisr.,.i... lived all alone In a house 0Q th ru Myrha They made their way tllt0 tb h"UJ' at night after the !gh, tA been put out, but as they figured fr'01" th hour st which Ian, ,,, uily returned from bia game of dominoes t the cafe. Tbey got Into the airtinat keletou key awl abut th or 00,1 lessly tiehlnd thou,. Then, hlle one of tliem prepared to strike "K" ,n8 other grolied his . . ,nl of reel forward la the anteroom of th apart merit. A he did so he Jostled against some thing that gave way ifor him. then came back and hit blm rather heavily then backed n way again. Tbe young burglar gasped. IB afrcteheil out hi hands and felt a man's clothing ami then the legs of the ,,,,. hnl.le and chilly hand, all swaying horridly to and rro as ne tou.iiod them Ills cry maile his companion strike a match In a hurry and Iu in flickering light the pair saw Itnnrlo hanging by rope to the gii flrture. I'8 WM stone dead, but the eoUpI ssJ after ward mat the hldcou- distorted race, as tbey watched it In the Hht ot the match, seemeil to is? grinning at them as ir to say : "Aha ! I'v caught you have IT They dashed out of th room and down the stairs at headlong sed. The clatter tbey mnde aroused the con cierge, and While the fumbled at th front dbor he shambled Into bis trous ers and boots and pursued them down the street. A couple of bandy police- men beaded them fr and they were marched back to the house, where the door to Ianclos' rooms were found oien, plainly allowing that tbey had been there. As the body wai still warm the po lice took It Into their heads that the couple had murdered him s a sequel to robbing his place. Put tbe next day was established that nothing had been stolen and also that Panclos had often threatened suicide because of hi sufferings from an Incurable disease. The cbslr which he had kicked from under - him completed the story. So the two apprentices In crime will only have charges of attempted burglary to nswer. 'ilie Kiml 1hi ll.ixc Ahviiva KoiiLrlit lias iMirnn tlio nt.r,a. turn of tiius. II. lictclier, nml lias been iiuulei under liis Iernal super Islon tor over :t yrnrs. Allow no one) to deceive yoit iu this, t'oimtertclts, Iinltiitlons nml lust-iiM-g-ftud nrei but l'xpcrtinetits. iwkI oiulauirer the . licultll of Cliildrcu Experience niralnst Ixperiiiient. What is CASTORIA 'Castorl U a harmless stitist Itutei for Castor Oil, l'arr torlc. Drops nnd Sootlilnir Syrups, It Is I'lcasnnt. It contains ncitlicr Opium, ."Morpliiuo nor otlur Jarcotlo suhntaiii'e. Its niro Is Its jrnurantee. It Icstroys Worms nnd ullays 1'everislinoss. It run's Iiarrlioi ami Wliul folio. It relieves Tcctlilnir TrotiMos, cures 1'oiist iit Ion nml I'lat iilencv. It iLHsimilatrs tlio l'ooil, regulates the NtomiK'h ami ilowels. RWiiiir liealthy nml natural sleep. The Ciill.lrcn's l'uuaocu The 31utlir' 1 rioiid. Tlie Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. THE UPPER TEN. Society's Hellcat IMscrlmlnaf low la Appralslns Wealth? Hoaaders. For the Instruction of those wishing to assume the responsibilities of god parents to the "tiouveam enrlchls," Iindon Truth kindly devotes a chapter of Its complete catechlst to the social svmsor's cnteehlsm : Question What Is your name? An swer Adela. Countess of Btonlhroke. Q- Viho gave you this name? A.-- My'late husband, at the altar of St, t.eorge's, Hanover Square, together with hla hHnd, hla heart and his Inex tricable financial embarrassments. Q. What Is your profession? A. I am a social sponsor. Q. hat is a social sensor? A. A smart woman with a handle to her name and a debit hnlanee at her bank er's, who undertakes to get wealthy bounders Into society by standing god mother to them on commission Q. What duties are expected ef you In jour capacity of godmother to such persons? A. To give extravagant en tertainments at their houses to all my own friends; to make up aelect little dinner pnrtles for their benefit at the Hits or the Carlton; each of my god children, and In shaping Its behavior toward blm, or her, accordingly. Q. Illustrate your answer by exam ples. A. I will. If the godchild I am sponsoring Is worth half a million. s.v clety noils to him; If ha Is worth a million. It shake hands with hltn; but If he Is worth two or more mlllons, It throw iNitb Its arms round his ne.'k. Q Ies soelety cotieeni lts.f at nil with your goibiilldreu's Mrsnnaliy? A. No. It confines Its attention strictly to their wealth. Q. When your .godchildren grow up to so.isl Independence, do you then leav them lieneeforward to ninke their own way alone? A. I do not leave them. I never leave money sponta neously. It U lnvarlnhly they whs leave or. In technical parlance, "drop" me. Q 1 you regard thla as grlrv snce? A. No. I rather regard It a me ineviiam outcome of their proved social education. Q.-Howao? A.-Ileenuaeoneof tf), first lessons you learn In society1 cstlonal curriculum la to drop th, wh can b of no further us to yon Q. Whit practical moral do you'de duc from thl circumstance? a The paramount duty of making murh money as I csn out of my ocli ,0l, children whll. I sui hav. th. run of their check books r Q you always dlscharg. this " "ul Alway conscientiously. av. ev awaass sasst. ara ssss airv. HOW TO PREVENT MOTHS. Eltmtss Far tot lm- -ruost io ran easily tell which man is traveling who tries without work. y th to let along Garmiiti ssd Safelr's Sake. It Is wise to eiHuln ihe woolen gar ment and fura purify for tba sum mer on the chance (Wt some preila tory moth may hv eluded your vlg- mce. If It can be nmle sure that no egga were desmlted is the garment It la easy and cheap t keep them out Im mediately on flnlihlng the cleaning; and nspectlng treatment, slip the garmunt Into s bag mailt of calico or muslin that will hold It easily, and that baa not the smallest break or tear. Close the ojienlng by running the ends to gether on the seting machine and lay sway on a shelf or In s trunk, as pre ferred. A housekeeper who lias kept blankets furs, ind clothing year In and year out In this way, In this moth- nfested city, gltea this as her advice, after her long ind auccessful experience. Sometimes," the savs, "I dip a cloth n turpentine and drop It In the bag with my blankets, and I always go over the closet shelves, or the trunk, or the bureau drawers In which I psck swar this bag(H clothing, etc., with a brush dlpMNl In turpentine.' Moths won't ent cotton or linen, and If you are careful to keep them out of the garment till It la Into a bag. they are out for the summer Don't use cheese loth for the baits'; u la too sleasy. I'se any clean, firm cotton or linen material. Old pillow i-n (imt are not broken or worn tliroujti anywhere are useful for this piiriMi-. Many things accum ulate In the bouse Hint may lie used. lht sllesIa dress llplnirs, faded cham- hray, pen-ale or llnon dress skirts, and he like. BBEA.KINQ CP A WASP 5 EST. iB.aets SVIII All Us Is Their Dealh la a Jaj at Hut Malar. "Moat people think of hornet and yellowr Jackets as strictly country prod- acts, but a a fact the big vegetable garden In the south extern part of t" i city are very well supplied with both, ay a Ht. !xul truck farmer. "Of four at thl season of the year they give very little trouble, but In the autumn, when fall plowing I In prog reas, It Is a very common thing to turn up a nest of ground wai. and then there la a generally a runaway In tr-o directions, for the wssp are 111 tem pered when disturbed and attack both tha farmer and bia horse; tbe latter take one direction and the farmer makes tracks In another. "It I a very eaay matter to exterm Inata tb wasp before beginning to plow, so when a gardener notices there I a neat of them anywhere on bis land be prepares for Idem before h plows. He takes a common earthenware Jug, about half full of very bot water, sets It down close to the mouth of the wasps' nest, puts on a pair of gloves, covers his head and neck with a hand kerchief under bis hat, gives the nest a poks with a long pole and runs. Tbe angry wasps come out by hundred, a nl, seeing nothing unusual but the Jug, they attack It with might and main, diving down through the narrow neck, apparently under the Impression that their enemy la hidden Inside. "The hot wsfer kills them, but those that sre not Immediately drowned keep up a tremendous bur.tlng, which seems to exasiierate still further all the wasp within hearing, and It look as though they can't get Into the Jug fast euough. I have several times taken mors than a thousand drowned wasps out of tbe Jug after a raid, for so long ss a wasp Is left be mokes for the mouth of tbe Jug, and the whoh nest can be exterminated In this way. It Is a queer illustration of stupidity on the psrt of an otherwise Intelligent Insect, but the trick never falls." St. Louis Globe-Democrat ;! NANTUCKET "CAMELS." Snakes with Twa Heada. I have lat.-ly a mured by mors than one of my fri.nds that they hav k-eu In northern India snakes with two heads I. wttbont s tall, but with a ten-olid and irf,vty formed head In tlie place where the tall ought to be. They assure mp tlult there are aicl ninia In northern India museums snd that then,, freaks of uature are fre jiiently (uiol by t!1P natives. The rid er Ic addi-d that the natives declare tliat each un, y,.n Hiul performs ac tive sirvlre fr ,lx Iuontbs In the year In turn. Tl. snaktn are ald to grow to about thrw fw.t n length. I myself have killed a ,, with two heads, but these re both st the same end sf the f-l'tll. a very different matter, which ! t believe, a well known freak and In the same category with two headed , B ives. Pioneer. word, and Selmltrra. The scimlter ,,f tb(, Saracens was the most effertlve s,,rd for cutting pur ismes ever devise,. It will be remem bered Ikiw, aee,r,ig to tbe story of Sir Walter , -g Tallaman," with sui-h s weapon, the pagan Saladln chopped a ,ft nitiion In two at one blow, to the lni!1Xement of Richard Or-ur de I.lon. with a strslght sword one csn make ,a,k or thrust, but to "lies an adverwrT on must saw with It The aclailter, tg curved and wide snd heavy toward the end, elloes by th mere fact of striking " rile. " l ady tiushington & Jour son Is s teal author! How dlstrsctlngly Inter ''!! And dfs be write for money? Ijractirsd ladTp,. I ret bis appllca Uns about ooo. , ,-eek- When one reads In Nantucket rer ords of nearly s-enty years aifo that ship were taken across the bar by the aid of "canmla," a picture of stretches of hot sund, oases of pa bin and great "ships of the desert" mov lug In procession Is presented to the mind's eye. The vision, however, Is out of the way, geographically, botnnlc- ally and soologlcally. The sand borders, tlie cold New England shore, the palms sre wanting, and the camels hear no relation whatever to those of flesh and blood. The author of "Nantucket Scraps" explains the mystery. In 1S12 the PWin arrived off Nan tucket, laden with thirteen hundred barrels of sperm oil. It was tbe first hip taken across the bar by camels. and the event was considered so Im portant that the town bells were rung, the guns fired, and the whole popula tion turned out In a general rejoicing. The bar, which blocked free way to Nantucket docks, streMied out In dan gerous menace to heavily laden vessels. It wns the ciistmn to break the cargo outside snd land thn oil In bontw; but this wss an exponslve and tedious proc ess, and the Invention of the camels was hailed with eagerness. The camels were two huge boxes one hundred and tlilrry-flve feet long and nineteen fet dei, fitted with water gates ami pumpa, so that they could lie raised or sunk at pleasure. They also poancsacd an engine, propeller and rud ders. They were yoked side to side with fifteen chains. The jimronch of a vessel wns sig naled from the tower of the Unitarian Church. Fires were then kindled In tlie camels, which started out to meet tbe ship. WMih the chains lengthened to fonn loois deeper than the keel of the veswel, the camels ranged them selves on each side of the ship, sank, stretched heir chains taut by the aid of thirty windlasses, rose and lifted the ahlp with them, until the whole did not draw more than five feet of water. Then they floated, with their burden, up the harbor. The ponderous contrivance proved to be an expensive economy, and when, after five or six years, the cainela eauie to need repair, the owner did not think It profitable to make them. Ro the' camels of Nantucket went to div ry, and their bones lay for many years In the docks. Ilaaaarlaa Pride. "Yon cannot move among the Hun garians for five minute without the caressing sense that you are In a land of gentle people," ways the author of "At the Hates of the Esst." Their eourtewy, their cordlslity and their gen erosity leave an endearing linpresslon on the memory outlasting the remin iscences of msny other lands. "'My friend, said I to a Hungarian official high up In the Austrian ser vice, 'as w are exchanging letters, I should like to he sure that mine are protierly addressed. Please tell me sre you count or baron? "'My dear fellow,' he answered, 'I sm a Hungarian !' "Under the little pleasantry you saw balf-revesled the spirit that places Hungarians In the foreground of tbe proudest civilised people. "Some years ago terrible Inundations In Hungary caused much misery. Mon ey flowed In from all quarters, and among the rest a very rarge check fnsm millionaire, since dead, whose finan cial operations did not commend them selves to tbs fastidious honor of the fund committee. "His check wss returned. Th poor preferred to suffer rsther thsn touch bresd presented by such hands, and thers you hsvs a side-light on the char acter of the Hungarian people." ISeatlSed. Sensror Tillman tells a story on him self as to bow he was ideutlfled by s salt office money-order clerk wbeu be first srrlved st the Capital City. After being In the city a few daya be dropd In at tbe post olMce to cash a money-order. ' "Do you know any one here who oould Identify you?" asked tbe clerk. "Well, no," th senator answered "Is that necessary? I am lien Tllltusu, of South Carolina. Tbe clerk smiled, then asked the scn stor If be didn't have acme letters or papers that would make him known to tbe post oftl'-e authorities, Tbe senator bad put on new suit tbst morning, and bad neglected to transfer his letters, but he had hi pocket book with htm. Digging down In his trousers pocket, be drew forth his wallet and proceeded to sxarob for aa article of Identification, but could find nothing but a small photograph of himself. "This will do, I suppose," hs said, handing It to tbe money order clerk. "Why, sure! Tbst's you sll right," remarked th man behind the counter. handing over tbe cash. LI)plncott's. notDfll Will una jars, niniiww duihib Syrup the best reniedv to us lor IbsU eaUiiiwj Tae Valvar Oaa. Cornblll Magazine tells of an Eng lish woman of high station who bewail ed to a friend the lot. by death of somewhat 111 bred but extremely wealthy neighbor who had been very liberal In his help to her country chari ties. "Mr. X. Is dead,' said she. "He was so good and kind and helpful to me la all sorts of ways. He was so rulgar, poor, dear felhw, we could not know blm In Loudon, but we shall meet In heaven." Maxima af Oraaa Widow. Ton don't know what lov I until you'v bad spat snd kissed tbs teara away. There' bo nieces In th world Ilk th success of tb auccessful debutante. Some girls know that few men ara proof against the light that shines from well-kept eth. For Thin, Poor Blood You can trust i medicine tested 60 years I Sixty years of experience, think of that! Experience with Ayer's Sar saparilla; the original Sarsa parilla; the strongest Sarsapa rilla; the Sarsaparilla the doc tors endorse for thin blood, weak nerves, general debility. Bat mvn tfclt rrt.n1 old mx11olfi cannot do Its be! work if th II v r W htsvcitT n4 th fe)waia eoniUt4. for th br-tt oathl r iuKi, you thou 11 lakt Imatlv t1raaa of sirr' Hlli whll tkm hrs4.irtlU. Th Ilvc wUl quick ij rMewiMl, cvti4 o U1 tit. bow.. A SUSS & J. O. lTrOa , Lowsll, also D4-i.iMUirri o r ) Hull VMOtL 1I7VQ AoieciKE. iy V I O CrJtKKV rbCTOSUL. at. Titns raaee snd an Nervous flssss nermanant T cured lr lr. KI1DS B ir-M i'v. Restorsr. Hend Sir KK.K I2trll bolll. and Inausa. ifs. M. H. HUM, La. U ech bu. fbUa..f a il tmaspberla Teasaaralara. The tempersture of tbe atmosphere cools on an sverage about 1 degree for every 800 feet that we ascend or warms at the same rate ss we descend. Tbe mean temperature at tbe north pole Is 0 and at the equator between 80 and 00 degrees. We can, therefore, get Into a temperature 1 degree colder for every seventy or eighty miles that we travel north and la a temperature 1 degree warmer for every seventy r eighty miles that we travel south. Haver Scheme. "My sew play is sure to make a hit," aid th popular act reus. "It gives nit an opportunity to display twenty new gowns." "MyT exclaimed ber friend.. "How nany acta?" Only four, but In on of them th seen ia at th dressmaker'." Tb Cath- tlio Standard and Times. Shake lata Vaar shoes Allen's Fnot-KsM. A powder. It makes t!h or new shoes t-el esny. It Is a nrtsin cure toe westing, callous snd bnt, tired, a hlur feet. Hold by sll limirsUia. I' Ho 2.se. Trial park sie mailed V H Kb. Address Allen 8. Oloulnd, LeUoy, tiw York. Natnrallr. The youngest member of the family lad taken enthusiastically to pyrography. Sh had juat executed a design repre- lenting a little girl playing with the cat D front of an old-fashioned fireplace. "It 1 well done, Uertba," said ber Bother. Inspecting It; "buteyou have nanaged aomebow to mak tha little gtrl look scared." That' all right, mamma." answered Bertha. "A burnt child dread the fire. Chicago Tribune. Taer Let It Go at That. They were holding down the parlor sofa together. "Women," he remarked to tlie dear girl by hla side, "are not good listeners." The dear girl mid nothing. And the dear girl's mother, who was doing aa eavesdropping stunt at the keyhole, was not In a ignition to con tradict him. TJKQE3 FIGHT ON TUBERCUtOSIS. New York Health Coiamlssloaer Isri I'eopla Ara fa Blame fur It. That the people of the 1' lilted States are guilty of the death of 4s) (htsoiis a day from tuberculosis was the dec laration, of Ir. Thomas Iiarllngton, health commissioner of New York, In a recent soech before the Twentieth Cen tury Club of Itoston. He declared the disease was preventable and could be entirely eradicated. Ir. Darlington ad vocated In combating this disease: "1. Education of the state and the education of tbe Individual. Tbe state must be appealed to on the ground of political economy. It Jias liecti estimat ed, he said, that In the Unlttd States tbe annual lose In niouey from deutbs from tuberculosis Is $330,(0,00O. "2. Instruction as to the true nature of the disease, Its prevention snd cure. Wide and general distribution of cir culars, public lectures and personal In struction must he provided. Tlie Indi vidual must be reached, and this Is easy under system of compulsory no tification. "3. Co-operation of the department of education to distribute to each child In the public schools of the city a small, simply worded card, giving ea.illy com prehended rule fur the prevention and cure of tuberculosis." HOWAHD E. nrnTOX-AMsrer an rheml.t. lM.lvllle, Colnrsoo. hpe, iiai-n prti es: liul.l. Silver, 1-sU, II ; Unlu, Hllvsr, 7 ; itohl. fci. ; Zl no or trpMr,vl. lsnlls I-.!.. Mslllug nvsloM-i sntl full prtre list sent ou sipllestli,iu t'ocilrot snd I' in sire work .olUilletL AMilsrsavsl IsrUinela &se luiuai liaua. Mica Axle Grease Eat lubricant for axles ia th world long wearing snd very sd hesiva. Makes a heavy load draw like a E,ht on. Saves half tbs weir oa wagon snd team, snd increases th earning capacity of your outfit. Ask you dealer for Ilea Axil QrtAi. STANDARD OH. CO. 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