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Newspaper Page TextST. MELON'S HALL rOKTlAND, OfttGON A fllrla' S h.l oft'. hlgheat plan. Collrfl ete leiiarttucnl. Mu.ic. Art. Elueullon. fajriu tiaaluiu. Kail term on iWpwiatmr la. MND TON CAIMOGLf RtMG VOtJS TOOTH TROUBirS TO li B.tuva betas C twfc. ' Wt. B. C. WRIGHT, 342'i WmUhIw M. rartiMd, Oregee Thi Portland Til! and Mantel Co. Kt4 b vlftJ to ! ytt rtieulr .bout iMnttlul tirtmle, Mrt.lis, fciisiuvlwl A Hts) ttMtsj. i . JAMtS C. BARMR. Prep. 1 1 T Ukvim BMc P ertUaa, OrM POLAND CHINA HOGS old enough to wran la bred ion of up t41ala breeding, rwllgra furnlahwl villi cttrj Mid. Writ ai four aula. . ' . A. L. SWAGGARTT V A HUN A. ORfGON A ,1a I aria llaarK. . t'J Ml yu. Maria." said Farmer Heck. after the vleitor from Ilia city bad ra llied if or the night. "It's doing I'nc-lt Usury a power of rood to get a a ay from tit city and come out here where be can l.reMlie the freab air. He says it's all right to talk about the comforts and con teajetuea f city life, aod all that, but joa fan t improve 00 nature. Ta glnd be think so." aald Mr. I feck, with a aniff. "U must hare rlmnzed hi mind since thi morning. otinny say he auent mighty Dear the vbole fort-noon in front of the looking j'a up in hi room, pulling the baira out of, Ms ears." . . . la a rittiur( oJS.-e building a system of vaahlug the air and ivoioving ail duat tin been Introduced. muieTeam RAX Buy Hair at Auction? At any rite, you seem 10 be getting rid of it on auction-sale principles: "going, going, g-o-n-el" Stop the auction with Ayer'a Hair Vigor. It checksfalllnghalr, and always restores color to gray hair. A splendid dressing also. Sold for over sixty yeara. My lr cam eat to Wdly I eaarlv l II. I bed boril maeti about avr' ilalr Vter I Uwwaht I woaid give It in.l. I did ao and II eompletalr atoppad (he fa.1 liner, ana m.4 hair ro vari rapidly. IUII u. riaXD, MocUtdaia. Hmt. A' liers bfJ.O. Ajar Oa., Low.il, auee manufeoaaeaea ef gAISAPAftlLLA, PILLS. catkin peaotAL Cm Iberia, a rertlle Lao. Siberia, ao far from being a country of desolation, la In aome district a green and fertile land aa Australia, l'robably tbe Russins themselves hav no very definite Ideas about tbe mar- Telous fertility of this territory, which occupies ao large apace on the nuip of Asia. Tbe soil Is of great richness, and tbe crops, wherever tbe country Is cultivated, are of almost phenomenal abundance. For tbe most part It baa lain Idle ao long tbat its productive power Is almost Illimitable. Tbe forest tracts are luxuriant, and tbe natural Irrigation system magnificent There Is room In Siberia for millions of colon ials, sud an abundant living for them n. ' klasr Senaathlaar Eaaler. "Why did tbat great flnuncler want to get Into political life,?" asked one Wall street man. Weil," answered tbe other, "condi tions are becoming peculiar. It's hard er fur a man to stay at tbe bend of a railway system than It la to bold a big government oltlee. ' Washington Btar. IN THE LAUNDRY; Softens Water Saves Cleans and Whitens Clothes AM dealer, S-KMIe pie, bnoiple Borav, Motive Tnlr Hlamre 1 10 'wtinra and tnv.lilai 5r. anil tlffar1! rabif iv wAa ati .a Ja. t u. , ' UaKlaud, Cat, Chile Reek Imaalajraata. The Chilean government ha placed 1(5,000 at tbe dlxpntial of the presl dent, to be expended In securing Imml grants for that republic. ' CLASSIFIED ADS NOTICE The following announcement! ar from U'-v!lng buitineM men and flrmi, and art well worthy your careful readinff. 1 ha Hit may routalu Jul ill) yruyulliou yuu (r look ing fur. REAL ESTATE MAKE YOUR HOME TIES .. . i " THE REMEDY" i ( j' 'III' M ' i EAST CREENACRES Th onlr tracta on the market where yon ean contract to aell your rrop. Ten traina a day. Abundance of watar. Price I1M.U0 per acre eaiy pa) menu come In or writ lur particu lar. BEKCIIER A THOMPSON Spokane, Waihlnston. 110 Steven A. B. CHASE PLAYER-PIANO Don not enlarge the Inatmiaent or elianseatyl ol raae; mechanlam all below keyboard; operate piano aetlon abalract direct, and preclaely aa regular piano key do, arrurlnf the name eipreaalon aa the artlat caa by hand: ran be entirely remOTed Irnm the piano In Ore minute', time, and that without the uw ot a ecrew driver, i Write for Free Booklet SHERMAN, CLAY & CO. SFOKANE. uk. SEATTLE. Vaih. PORTLAND, Ortjoi SPEND " " YOUR VACATION AT THE BREAKERS HOTEL North Beech, Washington, th leading reaort In th NorthweaU Now open. Advantages; RlKht on th edge n( the ocean beach. Electric light, eteam beat, hot anil cold all watar In every batli tub, public bath, pri vate bath, ana poetnfllce In the bullillug. Private dairy, private livery table, private vcKdable garden, private poultry yard.. Amusements: Two tennl eonrt. tnur bowU Ing alleya, roller akallng, golf, horaetiaik riding with private teacher. A beautiful lake in th hntl ground., boat riding, nil ltardn, pind, private hotel orchea tra, two planoa, pianola, orehea treile, exeellent dancing pavil ion. Writ for rrc Booklet THE BREAKERS HOTEL Breakers, Washington Tke Reaaedy. "Tou're not In love. Hobble. Toil only think you are." "Well, how the dlckena am I tt find out my mlatake If I am mistaken ?" "Oh, marry the woman by all means." Home Note. Tbe first known book catalogue waa Issued In 1504 In Augaburg. Germany, by one Georpe Wilier. It waa a quarto of nineteen pages, and reooraeu toe title of two buuUrvd nad tJfty-all books arranged In classes. Hand llsta or poster were printed a early as 140!) by Johann Meutel (or Mentelln). of Btrasburg, who printed the flret edition of tbe Bible In 1413 or 144M. Tbe first rstalogue In tug- Is nd was printed lu 15U3 by John Win det for Andrew Uaunaell, a bookseller. Itlfbard Harding Davla will make a contribution to motor flctiou with bla forthcoming book, "Tbe Adventure of tha Scarlet Car." It Is an account of some exciting experiences that hap pened to tbe Scarlet Car aud to the girl aud tbe men who were In It Tbe new story will be Illustrated by Fred erick Don Steel. Tbe Cambridge History of English Literature, which Is to follow tbe plan of the Cao'h'Hge Modern History, will be published In fourteen volumes and will cover tbe whole of English litera ture from lieowulf to the end of the Victorian age. Each chapter will be tbe work of a writer eieclally familiar with tbe subject, and tbe purpose of the history I to give a connected ac count of tbe different movements, to treat the minor writer adequately and not to allow them to be overshadowed by a few great personalities, 1 Tbe largest library lo the world, which la the Blbllotheque Natlonale at Paris, contains three million volume. The next largest library 1 lu tbe Brit ish Museum, where reposing on muty shelves are two million books. The Imperial library at St. Petersburg talna a million and a half volume. The New York City library Is the largest in the United States and contains one million fourteen thousand books. The Harvard library Is the largest college library In America, containing nine hundred and ten thousand volumes. The manuscript of Arthur II. Smith's forthcoming book, "America and China," baa reached the publisher from Shanghai. Dr. Smith' skill as a statesman has more than ouce called biin bito action a an uuotilclal repre sentative of the United Statea In China and a an ambassador of China In America. Tbe new volume attempt to point out America's opportunities, ad vantages and disadvantages aa well a resoimibilitle In the new era now dawning In China. The author call It an outline sketch lu charcoal of the general relations between America and China." Commenting on the dUpute between Mr. Zangwlll and Bernard Sua as to how far they are merely commercial ly miuded In Joining the Society of Authors, Clement Shorter says: "I know no author who la better at a bar gain as to so much 'per thou' than Mr. Zangwlll; I know no Journalist who has given editors so much trouble In past years as to the precUe amount he should receive per column aa Ber nard Shaw. On the other hand Mr. Zungwlll has given to tho Ideal some of us think a moat fantastic Ideal of Zionism an Infinity of labor which If be devoted to writing new novels would have brought hlui hundreds of shekels that be has bad to forego. Ber nard Shaw again I the least mercenary of human beings. He Is generosity personified, although his hatred of cant sometimes leads to his being misunder stood on this point." ToTjTOtnro. "la. r..rl.- Youth. .,, ,w qulet Long Islam! villas re op l ,rm. That I. uttid be If they .dared, but thai ' . nrlvilege la n 1 1 .... weei r .... .he -,uiri lueir. , . M socie-ij -y word -.ralioed. WML the gentle art ".,.tini band la viewed with a An.. ., horror tbat la Indeed touching, Thlg .onim' Tunt brave, will ot ol)t to w' d-mMi.. the .vc face th. man In tbe us- valtber will the parka reverhei.... .....a tbat awful, clinging. qmv .nence which riuiM Knm. . ...il men to aoftly cum and do "ruMr Ing" 1 thin, p.t and linger ing good nlguts by tb ayrlm bUMl) at the gate bav, forever-mor maybe. Vather Angel, ,n . recent lecture In St Michael'. a,U(vh la that vl"e eay. there must be oo bm" of ,1, bU.t young men bav known to rebel Uoualy murmur -Mt yet" B"'11 "" ther Angelo: "Avoid late hours. W0 rlde' walka through lo,,, place. The call ing houra for ( T0Uug nian kwji company ahould iM from w IU o'clock, no lon. .nd no extra nan hour or more to sat good night. The father Un Electa to parent' leaving tbe partor hea young men call upon their (Water. nor houl1' the youna lover, h. .aid. alt ao close on the sofa euMed ' conversation that they forget tb nbt ot 8ometima, KatUer lnge'o ld' thcs forget and bold hand. I'""1 "Courtship," h, weDt on, "la for the purpose of learning tW dlpoltlon "nd qualities of th 0n 7" lntend marry. It Is th young woman's duty to learn that her suitor i " ed to the gambling or arlnk habit and Just whether be will make a propel husband. And .. .i,. vouug man seek to learn the other's tempM and con- duet be would best set ber at her nomt with ber family and friends." It I. your duty to take an interest In your daughter's courtuhlp." be aald to the tuotberg, "and ascertain aome thing of Its progrt after a few rnontha. Long cuurtllp are almost alwaya harmful in aw w, tnaD one. Unless there li very g"01 for them they are pt to Injure the chnncea for the jxung woman witn otlKtr would be lultora They very oft en work Borrow in tit Hid." Father AiiKelo said tbe best mar riageable age wits 2i According to him girls under tbli De "ald' " fickle aud as a rule not capable of com- urebcndlnir thln they should. He would place the nurrlageao1 age of men a few years higher. Since the lecture ifveral engage ments have Iwen announced and the wine older ones of tbe place ay that matrimony will flourWi from now on. But even they admit "at playing nt love will always In certain unique charm for the yiliiof our land. HO Mica Axle Grease Best lubricant (or axle ( the world long wearing and very ad . hasive. Make . heavy load draw like a Ilfcbt one. Save half the wear on wagon and team, snd Increases th earning capacity of your outfit. Ask your dealer for Wt Axlt Qnat. STANDARD oa CO. 1.... .. Oawiir li CUtij it Cii U BonffM ti M East DaJlviry Duel QclckaT Writ! to TodiT ' ayl IiTTAtft?i?iJ Jwdlelal rialltry, "Oa what ground, sir," sternly aaiei the Judge, "do you seek to evd your I duty ss a citlien?" "On tbe ground, your honor, respond ed the aisn who had been summoned aa a Juror, "tbat I ans (13 years old snd no longer legally liable to Jury service." Yon don't look It by twenty years. ir." said the Judze. "but your eicue la liufflrlent. and. of cour, I shall not "Still, your honor," Interrupted the I other, "inaemuch aa your honor puts It I before me la the light of my duty as I citlien, I am willing to waive my claim (to eiemylioa aud will serve with plaas- I ure." i at. Titoa rare ana all Nerveaa niaaaa j Mnunwiiir curea ov " 1 - - . Su...a taAflM ... ... ir H BIUI. m"l trasUa. ill. aw U. Kilmm, Li.. u Area ak. Pkua-.i-a. Feitk Car. "Tommy," aaid hia Sunday school teacher, "your cold la much better than when I saw you Isat. "Yee'ta." answered Tommy. "I cured It by prayln'." "By praying! I am glad to hear you aay tbat." "Yes'm. I asked tbe Lord to take It away from me and five It to Dick Bingo, and Dlck'a got It ail right." ENGRAVING Write Us L PLATES TOR PRINTING HICKS-CH ATTCN Portland Oregon He Cowl I Fill turn BUI. A day or two after George B. Cor- telyou assumed tbe dutlea of Secretary of the Treasury, be was visited by an elderly man who wanted an appoint ment aa confidential clerk to one of tbe assistant aecretarlea. Notwithstanding the fact tbat be waa very busy at tbe time, Mr. Cortelyou gave the elderly person a bearing. On account of bla age, Mr. Cortelyou aald. be felt tbat be could not comply with tbe requeat So, gently but firmly, be Intimated to tbe old man tbat It wa. about time for him to go. This, bow- ever, did not dampen tbe latter'a spirit in tbe least "Now, air." aald be, "aa I feel myself peculiarly competent W fill one of those confidential clerkships, I hope that you will further consider my ap plication." Then, wagging bla bead most impressively, be added : "on, Mr. Cortelyou, I could be ao confidential !" "Succesa Magazine." Mother will And Mr. Wlnlows Soothing syrup tha bt remedv to uaeioitneireuuarej I luilug tbe leetmug pertoa. LIvlasT l to III JVaaaa. A teacher In a mission school la Boa- ton bad among ber pupils a colored boy named Italpb Waldo Emerson Longfellow. A be wa. absent one Sunday, ahe asked tbe class If any one knew the reason for bla absence. "I reckon I do," aald one email. serious-looking boy. "What 1 tbe reason, JohnnleT "I guesa be'a borne writing poetry," responded tbe boy, with a delighted chuckle. Charity- that la Real. The Ideal method of distributing cliarltle la for tbe giver to grant the money during bla lifetime. Tbat Is tbe truest and best charity. Philadelphia LeUter. 'Tour college produce some specimen of American youth." 'Tea, and we're turning out men every day." Pelican. fine good CONTAGIOUS BLOOD POM NO LIMIT TO ITS POWERS FOR EVIL Contagious Blood Toison has brought more suffering-, misery and humila tion into the world than all other diseases combined ; there is hardly any limit to its powers for evil. It is the blackest and vilest cf all disorders wrecktnir the hvr r lhn. i..fnri,...t. ... . . . . . ' transmitte,! ti in,.f rr..: vit.r.7rt V .. u vuais.iug,. uiiBiiun JCEacyotiuuerinp; nnd shame. Jw highly contagious Is the trouble that itfnocent persons may contract it IT a018 farae taWe warc-toilet lcs or clothing of one in whose Mood the treacherous virus has taken root. Not only is it a powerful poison but very deceptive one. Only those who have learned by bitter experience know by the httle sore or ulcer, which usually makes its appearance first, of th suflerin,; which is to follow. It comes in the form o ulcerated mouth and throat, unsightly copper colored spots, swollen glands in the eroin falling; hair, offensive sores and clcers on the body, and in severe cases the linger nails drop off, the bones become diseased, the nervous system isshat tered and the sufferer becomes an ohject of pity to bis fellow man. Especi ally (s the treacherous nature of Contagious Blood Poison, shown when the infected person endeavors to combat the poison with mercury and potash These minerals will drive away all outward symptoms f the troubles for at while, and the Tictim is deceived into the belief that he is cured When however.th. treatment is leftofl he finds that the poison has only ben driven deeper into the blood and the disease reappears, and usually in worse form because these strong minerals have not only failed to remove the virus from the blood but have weakened the entire system because of their destructive action. S. S. S. is she only real and certain cure for Contagious Blood Poi son. It is made of a combination of healing blood-purifying roots herbs and barks, the best in Nature's great laboratory cf forest and field We offcr a reward of i.ooo for proof that S. S. S. contains a particle of mineral in any lonn. e. a. a. foes down to the ery bottom of the trouble and by cleansing the blood of every particle of the virus and adding rich, healthful qualities to this Tital fluid, forever-cures this powerful disorder. So thoroughly does S. S. S. cleanse the circulation mat no signs of the disease are PURELY VEGETABLE , .... ever seen sgain. and offspring is protected. Write for our special book on Contagions Blood Toiaon, which fully glad to furnish that, too, without hartre. THC SWIFT SPCCinC CO., ATlAHTAs CA. WHERE GYP WENT. leoraeyed 134 Mllea la a Week to See Her Papptea. Gyp, an 18-mnutlis-oid fox terrier, be longing to Harry C. Fisher of No. 030 East Seventh street, south, has dimtla- gulshed herself again, writes a Salt Lake City correspondent to tbe Boston Kvening Globe, While on a visit at Weston, Idaho, with her master during the last sum mer Gyp first attracted attention. Mr. Klsher stayed at a ranch owned by August Jensen. One day by barking ami yelping and Jumping In front of her master site a round his curiosity. This done, she led him to a litter of little blinking puppies. Gyp's family dwindled down to two before many weeks had passed. When Mr. Fisher ns ready to come home Gyp bad been with her little charges six weeks. Tbe time bad now come to say good by. Gyp was brought to Salt Lake and her pupple were kept at the Jensen ranch. About four weks ago Mr. Fisher mlsHod Gyp. Believing she had gone but a short distance, he did not become worried until ahe bad been away from borne for a whole day. The Fisher family grieved over their loss, tblnklua Gyp had been stolen or killed. A happy thought struck Mr. Fisher two weeks ago. He dropped a post card to August Jensen. Weston, Idaho, and a few day. later an answer waa received. The message brought the startling Inforinatlonn tbat Gyp had reached the Jensen ten day before. "Her arrival was the occasion of mucn rejoicing In the kennel," read the note. "The two pups and Gyp b.irked and rolled each other around In great BUHie. Gyp covered 124 miles In six or seven day to see ber two babies. Why tha Ceart Saul.' A lawyer whose attainments were esrcely of the Brst quality wa arn Ing In one of the Philadelphia court before a patent Judge. Hi. argument wa. not without flaw. ,d oni be fairly .creamed out that If hi. client had don. wrong then he, the lawyer wa equally wrong, for ha f,r-i . . ' , ,. ,..,- nrgxi the Judr- Ignoraace of the law eve J" ri "Tour honor." .homed tbe lawyer -t do not want any excuse, what i ... . excuse enough." ' " RESCUED K IIOMWOLF. Z To have blslog attacked In broad daylight in as n field by a wolf and to witness oueftbe bardext fight be ever aw wa experience of the 19-year-old WlllligBennctt, whose .tory Is given In tbeleglHter of lola, Kan. Tlie.tlog wa. arly killed, and tbe wolf wa. drive away only after re peated assault th a club In the band, of the sturdy hner boy. The boy wamowlng, and the dog, which I. a sutierd of fair slae, was playing about tk field. Suddenly the boy's attention ta attracted by the barking of tbebg, and be turned to ee the animal i,tlug full tilt with a large gray wot Tbe flgbt whfast and furious, the anlmala went nd and round, and finally worked fc:r way up under the plow handles, wolf was so Inter ested In Its cott with the dog that It did not mils that the dog bad a faithful ally In id niaster. The boy saw tat the wolf waa get ting the betters: the bargain, ao wis ing a club, be kunmered the animal with all hi ttmgth. Tbe wolf hung on with great tenat ity, and It was only after a severe Watlng that It let go. When It gave np,it made for the woods as Taut a Iti Ug woui,i carry It It made uo attempt to attack the boy. The dog was tBorwgbty exhausted and covered with blood, but was not cowed, and later In th, afternoon raised a great rumpus pomj , pne of rocks In the field near wbn, the tight bad taken place. The boy mod, , investigation, and discovered the wolfs lair In the rock pile. From the m of rocks be took eleven young w,tpg xue garae nght wnich the wolf tot n wss then ex- plained. Tbe dog had discovered tbe wolfg d-n. out tl) wolfi ,nd the animal, for th, purpose of protect ing Its young, hM maila the hard and determined flulit -hinh a-lld anlmala know how to unk under such clreuro-stancee. A Wo,,..4 Sh.k.peare. T. A. Dfiiy, wlloBe cnarnjlug book of veree, "L'anionl," baa set him In the fror t rank of Amerlcsn poets, was congratulated the other day on bis book, remarkable tuccess. "Well." said Djly, smiling. "I hop that this S1lrw. m.b. ma aa won . - corxik-d ut young poets are. "lb. re Is. for Inntance. a young poet at the Franklin Ian, nd the day after I had visited tbe Tranklln Inn a friend oMhlj young man said to me i '1 am afrnld you nUrt Rimes' feel ings lest right. Tom.' 'What aid I Uyr I asked. 'Ton aaid ther was only on Shak pe re.' " ' leaaklya. Tark 81opyn;hltf , aMta a the Remsern family I Tnla terribly sud den. Who I It Livingston Adams Mrs. Remaen's West rubber plant died esrly this morning hefar. tbey could get a flor ist." Puck. ' Wh.lt a ContMnn. . ,. tnr mad- fcloe wbeahel, filing welll l Laadvllla, Colonulo. aipc-iiuen prk-eai Ould. Rllrer, L-aJ, l ; Hold, Hlleer, 7 llold. auci Zlnoor Copprr, 91. C'yaoMa tMta, M alilng nvalopa an Ai 11 pric-ellat aent oa appileatlun. Control and I'm- plreworK aoUolWik iial Uuual ilauK. A Olallaetloa. Mistress Have you bad any experi ence with children T Bridget Nope, but they have bad aome wld me. A French torpedo-boat has been sent out to enrage In battle with the porpoise along the coast of Brittsny. It is aaid they are spoiling the sardine fishing. By a Judgment of the Supreme Court of Pretoria, tbe old Boer law forbidding natives In th Transvaal to acquire land has been annulled. Banking by Mail WE PAY INTEREST On saving deposit of a dollar or more, compounded twice every year. It is lust a easr to open a Barings Accnnnt with os by Mad as if you lived next door. 8end for our free book let, "Banking by Mail," snd learn lull particular. AdJrvae Oregon Trust 8c ' Savings Bank Portland. Oregon Sixth and Washington St. ' Totally DlnTereat Characters. "He must be a good fellow." "Nonsense! Where did you get that IdeaT He never goes to a club snd " "But bis wife says he's s very grwd fellow and when a ninn'a wife" "Oh! That' ano'.iier thing. There's s big difference between s 'very good fellow' and a 'good fellow.' " Phila delphia Press. Sisal 000'000'000'lt 1 aqjojaa I ) Jojay ejiiue eq o 'OOO'CXK) -'It iwo.a oq.tt iJOt, mx o a via U0 qi sajojsyqoowf oqof 0C8I I A Dublin porter picked up a purs containing f-() at a street corner a day or two SCO, and on Inding tbe owner waa presented with a. shilling. The eustoia of burying without coffin wss formerly very prevalent on the con tinent. A sheet waa the only covering used. A copy of Correggio's celebrsted paint ing, "The Kepentaut Magdalen, ha been seined by the police of Cassel, Germany, and confiscated. r. n. u. No. 24- 07 lareiuMI Carbonate fear WIIKN writing; to advertlaer pleaaa mentlna thi paper. Wealirs Growth. Apropoa of tbe mushroom growth of new towns on tbe Western frontier a locomotive engineer relates the follow ing: "One day I wa driving my engine acroea the prairie when suddenly a con siderable town loomed up ahead where nothing had showed up the day before. "'Wbat town'a tblsr aay I to my fireman. "'Blamed If I know,' says BIIL 'It wasn't ber when w went over tbe road yesterday.' "Well, I slowed down, and directly we pulled Into tbe station, where over Ave hundred people were waiting on tbe platform to see tbe first train come In. -'The conductor came along up front and aay a to me: "'Jim, first we know we'll be run ning by some Important place. Get thi town down on your list and I'll put a brakeman out on the rear platform to watch out for town that spring up after th train gets by.' " Minneapolis Journal. Shake Into Your Shoe AUen'e Toot-Kaae. A powder. It makes tight or new ahoe feel eaxy. It li a eertam euro 101 wealing, cellmil and hot, tired, aching feet Sold by all Pruggtal. Pries 2to. Trial park age mailed FRKK. Address Allen 8. Olmated, LeHoy, hew York. UkAkUaAaa 1'' 1 V' J Kaeplaar Vp Appearaaeos. Th tall man in the auit of faded black went Into the first clasa restaurant and seated himself at a table in a far corner. Lingering there a minute or two he rone stiffly and went to th cashiers desk. "If a gentleman can't be waited on promptly in this place," be said, with a frown, "there are plenty of other places." Then he strolled leisurely out. pick ing his teeth, and presently wended his wsy unobtrusively, to the 6-cent lunch counter around the corner. His Idea. Mrs. Joe Kerr I see the London Ladles' World baa discovered tbat suc cessful people are usually quite devoid of humor. Mr. Joe Kerr How Idiotic I Why. a person who Is devoid of humor can't possibly be s success! YonkersStates man. Appraetatlaa. "What did you think of the speaker last nlghtr "Oh, hi speech was simply magnifi cent I It was so exhsustlv!" "Twss, ehr "Tea, be exhausted everybody In bis audience," C. Gee Wo The Well-Known Reliable CHINESE Root and Herb DOCTOR Hae made a life nidy of root nd herha, end In th atadr dioovred nd la firing. 10 Ih world hi won derful remedi. N Ware err. Patame ar Orage Ueea-Me Ceree Wltheat Oparatloa. or Wltheat the Aid el a Kali. He rawameoa la Cur Catarrh, A attune, Laet , Throat; Rheumatlam. Nerrouna. Nervous Debil ity. Stomach. Liver. Kidney Trouble: les Loot Manhood, f emaie Weekneu end All Private Disease A SURE CANCER CURE isH RaoatvwS ra kla, Chlaa-Sata, San aaa Bllaa4. D YOU ARB AFtlCTtD. DONT DELAY. DELAYS ARE DANGEROUS. roe cannot call, writ tar rmpvon Wank and strae kw. Indoae 4 cent In ttampa. CONSULTATION FREE THI C.CEEWO CHINESE WEDICINB CO. Ills First St.. Cor. Marrtaoa, Portland. Oregoa rieae Mention TV Papee. The JvIikI Von Have Always JiouirfaC lias borne the ais;tin lure ot uuas. it. ictciier, ana lias Deen muiie uuilrr Ui personal supervision for over UO Tears. Allow no ons to deceive yon In this. Coantertrits, Imitations mid. 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