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A ,1a I aria llaarK.
. t'J Ml yu. Maria." said Farmer Heck.
after the vleitor from Ilia city bad ra
llied if or the night. "It's doing I'nc-lt
Usury a power of rood to get a a ay from
tit city and come out here where be can
l.reMlie the freab air. He says it's all
right to talk about the comforts and con
teajetuea f city life, aod all that, but
joa fan t improve 00 nature.
Ta glnd be think so." aald Mr.
I feck, with a aniff. "U must hare
rlmnzed hi mind since thi morning.
otinny say he auent mighty Dear the
vbole fort-noon in front of the looking
j'a up in hi room, pulling the baira out
of, Ms ears." . . .
la a rittiur( oJS.-e building a system
of vaahlug the air and ivoioving ail duat
tin been Introduced.
muieTeam
RAX
Buy Hair
at Auction?
At any rite, you seem 10 be
getting rid of it on auction-sale
principles: "going, going,
g-o-n-el" Stop the auction
with Ayer'a Hair Vigor. It
checksfalllnghalr, and always
restores color to gray hair. A
splendid dressing also. Sold
for over sixty yeara.
My lr cam eat to Wdly I eaarlv l
II. I bed boril maeti about avr' ilalr
Vter I Uwwaht I woaid give It in.l. I did
ao and II eompletalr atoppad (he fa.1 liner, ana
m.4 hair ro vari rapidly. IUII u.
riaXD, MocUtdaia. Hmt.
A'
liers
bfJ.O. Ajar Oa., Low.il,
auee
manufeoaaeaea ef
gAISAPAftlLLA,
PILLS.
catkin peaotAL
Cm
Iberia, a rertlle Lao.
Siberia, ao far from being a country
of desolation, la In aome district a
green and fertile land aa Australia,
l'robably tbe Russins themselves hav
no very definite Ideas about tbe mar-
Telous fertility of this territory, which
occupies ao large apace on the nuip
of Asia. Tbe soil Is of great richness,
and tbe crops, wherever tbe country Is
cultivated, are of almost phenomenal
abundance. For tbe most part It baa
lain Idle ao long tbat its productive
power Is almost Illimitable. Tbe forest
tracts are luxuriant, and tbe natural
Irrigation system magnificent There
Is room In Siberia for millions of colon
ials, sud an abundant living for them
n. '
klasr Senaathlaar Eaaler.
"Why did tbat great flnuncler want
to get Into political life,?" asked one
Wall street man.
Weil," answered tbe other, "condi
tions are becoming peculiar. It's hard
er fur a man to stay at tbe bend of a
railway system than It la to bold a big
government oltlee. ' Washington Btar.
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Saves
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Clothes
AM dealer, S-KMIe pie, bnoiple Borav, Motive
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rabif iv wAa ati .a Ja. t u. ,
' UaKlaud, Cat,
Chile Reek Imaalajraata.
The Chilean government ha placed
1(5,000 at tbe dlxpntial of the presl
dent, to be expended In securing Imml
grants for that republic. '
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Tke Reaaedy.
"Tou're not In love. Hobble. Toil
only think you are."
"Well, how the dlckena am I tt find
out my mlatake If I am mistaken ?"
"Oh, marry the woman by all
means." Home Note.
Tbe first known book catalogue waa
Issued In 1504 In Augaburg. Germany,
by one Georpe Wilier. It waa a quarto
of nineteen pages, and reooraeu toe
title of two buuUrvd nad tJfty-all
books arranged In classes.
Hand llsta or poster were printed
a early as 140!) by Johann Meutel (or
Mentelln). of Btrasburg, who printed
the flret edition of tbe Bible In 1413
or 144M. Tbe first rstalogue In tug-
Is nd was printed lu 15U3 by John Win
det for Andrew Uaunaell, a bookseller.
Itlfbard Harding Davla will make a
contribution to motor flctiou with bla
forthcoming book, "Tbe Adventure of
tha Scarlet Car." It Is an account of
some exciting experiences that hap
pened to tbe Scarlet Car aud to the
girl aud tbe men who were In It Tbe
new story will be Illustrated by Fred
erick Don Steel.
Tbe Cambridge History of English
Literature, which Is to follow tbe plan
of the Cao'h'Hge Modern History, will
be published In fourteen volumes and
will cover tbe whole of English litera
ture from lieowulf to the end of the
Victorian age. Each chapter will be
tbe work of a writer eieclally familiar
with tbe subject, and tbe purpose of
the history I to give a connected ac
count of tbe different movements, to
treat the minor writer adequately and
not to allow them to be overshadowed
by a few great personalities, 1
Tbe largest library lo the world,
which la the Blbllotheque Natlonale at
Paris, contains three million volume.
The next largest library 1 lu tbe Brit
ish Museum, where reposing on muty
shelves are two million books. The
Imperial library at St. Petersburg
talna a million and a half volume. The
New York City library Is the largest
in the United States and contains one
million fourteen thousand books. The
Harvard library Is the largest college
library In America, containing nine
hundred and ten thousand volumes.
The manuscript of Arthur II. Smith's
forthcoming book, "America and
China," baa reached the publisher
from Shanghai. Dr. Smith' skill as
a statesman has more than ouce called
biin bito action a an uuotilclal repre
sentative of the United Statea In China
and a an ambassador of China In
America. Tbe new volume attempt to
point out America's opportunities, ad
vantages and disadvantages aa well a
resoimibilitle In the new era now
dawning In China. The author call It
an outline sketch lu charcoal of the
general relations between America and
China."
Commenting on the dUpute between
Mr. Zangwlll and Bernard Sua as to
how far they are merely commercial
ly miuded In Joining the Society of
Authors, Clement Shorter says: "I
know no author who la better at a bar
gain as to so much 'per thou' than
Mr. Zangwlll; I know no Journalist
who has given editors so much trouble
In past years as to the precUe amount
he should receive per column aa Ber
nard Shaw. On the other hand Mr.
Zungwlll has given to tho Ideal some
of us think a moat fantastic Ideal
of Zionism an Infinity of labor which
If be devoted to writing new novels
would have brought hlui hundreds of
shekels that be has bad to forego. Ber
nard Shaw again I the least mercenary
of human beings. He Is generosity
personified, although his hatred of cant
sometimes leads to his being misunder
stood on this point."
ToTjTOtnro.
"la. r..rl.-
Youth. .,, ,w qulet Long
Islam! villas re op l
,rm. That I. uttid be If they
.dared, but thai ' . nrlvilege la n
1 1 .... weei r .... .he
-,uiri lueir. , . M socie-ij -y
word -.ralioed. WML
the gentle art ".,.tini band la
viewed with a An.. ., horror tbat la
Indeed touching, Thlg .onim' Tunt
brave, will ot ol)t to w'
d-mMi.. the .vc face th.
man In tbe us- valtber will the
parka reverhei.... .....a tbat awful,
clinging. qmv .nence which
riuiM Knm. . ...il men to
aoftly cum and do "ruMr
Ing" 1 thin, p.t and linger
ing good nlguts by tb ayrlm bUMl)
at the gate bav, forever-mor
maybe.
Vather Angel, ,n . recent lecture In
St Michael'. a,U(vh la that vl"e
eay. there must be oo bm" of ,1, bU.t
young men bav known to rebel
Uoualy murmur -Mt yet" B"'11 ""
ther Angelo:
"Avoid late hours. W0 rlde'
walka through lo,,, place. The call
ing houra for ( T0Uug nian kwji
company ahould iM from w IU
o'clock, no lon. .nd no extra nan
hour or more to sat good night.
The father Un Electa to parent'
leaving tbe partor hea young men
call upon their (Water. nor houl1'
the youna lover, h. .aid. alt ao close
on the sofa euMed ' conversation
that they forget tb nbt ot
8ometima, KatUer lnge'o ld' thcs
forget and bold hand. I'""1
"Courtship," h, weDt on, "la for the
purpose of learning tW dlpoltlon "nd
qualities of th 0n 7" lntend
marry. It Is th young woman's duty
to learn that her suitor i "
ed to the gambling or arlnk habit and
Just whether be will make a propel
husband. And .. .i,. vouug man seek
to learn the other's tempM and con-
duet be would best set ber at her nomt
with ber family and friends."
It I. your duty to take an interest
In your daughter's courtuhlp." be aald
to the tuotberg, "and ascertain aome
thing of Its progrt after a few
rnontha. Long cuurtllp are almost
alwaya harmful in aw w, tnaD
one. Unless there li very g"01
for them they are pt to Injure the
chnncea for the jxung woman witn
otlKtr would be lultora They very oft
en work Borrow in tit Hid."
Father AiiKelo said tbe best mar
riageable age wits 2i According to
him girls under tbli De "ald' "
fickle aud as a rule not capable of com-
urebcndlnir thln they should. He
would place the nurrlageao1 age of
men a few years higher.
Since the lecture ifveral engage
ments have Iwen announced and the
wine older ones of tbe place ay that
matrimony will flourWi from now on.
But even they admit "at playing nt
love will always In certain unique
charm for the yiliiof our land.
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DaJlviry Duel QclckaT Writ! to TodiT '
ayl IiTTAtft?i?iJ
Jwdlelal rialltry,
"Oa what ground, sir," sternly aaiei
the Judge, "do you seek to evd your
I duty ss a citlien?"
"On tbe ground, your honor, respond
ed the aisn who had been summoned aa a
Juror, "tbat I ans (13 years old snd no
longer legally liable to Jury service."
Yon don't look It by twenty years.
ir." said the Judze. "but your eicue la
liufflrlent. and. of cour, I shall not
"Still, your honor," Interrupted the
I other, "inaemuch aa your honor puts It
I before me la the light of my duty as
I citlien, I am willing to waive my claim
(to eiemylioa aud will serve with plaas-
I ure."
i at. Titoa rare ana all Nerveaa niaaaa
j Mnunwiiir curea ov " 1 - -
. Su...a taAflM ... ... ir H BIUI. m"l
trasUa. ill. aw U. Kilmm, Li.. u Area ak. Pkua-.i-a.
Feitk Car.
"Tommy," aaid hia Sunday school
teacher, "your cold la much better than
when I saw you Isat.
"Yee'ta." answered Tommy. "I cured
It by prayln'."
"By praying! I am glad to hear you
aay tbat."
"Yes'm. I asked tbe Lord to take It
away from me and five It to Dick Bingo,
and Dlck'a got It ail right."
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TOR PRINTING
HICKS-CH ATTCN
Portland Oregon
He Cowl I Fill turn BUI.
A day or two after George B. Cor-
telyou assumed tbe dutlea of Secretary
of the Treasury, be was visited by an
elderly man who wanted an appoint
ment aa confidential clerk to one of tbe
assistant aecretarlea.
Notwithstanding the fact tbat be waa
very busy at tbe time, Mr. Cortelyou
gave the elderly person a bearing. On
account of bla age, Mr. Cortelyou aald.
be felt tbat be could not comply with
tbe requeat So, gently but firmly, be
Intimated to tbe old man tbat It wa.
about time for him to go. This, bow-
ever, did not dampen tbe latter'a spirit
in tbe least
"Now, air." aald be, "aa I feel myself
peculiarly competent W fill one of
those confidential clerkships, I hope
that you will further consider my ap
plication." Then, wagging bla bead
most impressively, be added :
"on, Mr. Cortelyou, I could be ao
confidential !" "Succesa Magazine."
Mother will And Mr. Wlnlows Soothing
syrup tha bt remedv to uaeioitneireuuarej
I luilug tbe leetmug pertoa.
LIvlasT l to III JVaaaa.
A teacher In a mission school la Boa-
ton bad among ber pupils a colored
boy named Italpb Waldo Emerson
Longfellow. A be wa. absent one
Sunday, ahe asked tbe class If any one
knew the reason for bla absence.
"I reckon I do," aald one email.
serious-looking boy.
"What 1 tbe reason, JohnnleT
"I guesa be'a borne writing poetry,"
responded tbe boy, with a delighted
chuckle.
Charity- that la Real.
The Ideal method of distributing
cliarltle la for tbe giver to grant the
money during bla lifetime. Tbat Is tbe
truest and best charity. Philadelphia
LeUter.
'Tour college produce some
specimen of American youth."
'Tea, and we're turning out
men every day." Pelican.
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WHERE GYP WENT.
leoraeyed 134 Mllea la a Week to
See Her Papptea.
Gyp, an 18-mnutlis-oid fox terrier, be
longing to Harry C. Fisher of No. 030
East Seventh street, south, has dimtla-
gulshed herself again, writes a Salt
Lake City correspondent to tbe Boston
Kvening Globe,
While on a visit at Weston, Idaho,
with her master during the last sum
mer Gyp first attracted attention. Mr.
Klsher stayed at a ranch owned by
August Jensen. One day by barking
ami yelping and Jumping In front of
her master site a round his curiosity.
This done, she led him to a litter of
little blinking puppies. Gyp's family
dwindled down to two before many
weeks had passed. When Mr. Fisher
ns ready to come home Gyp bad been
with her little charges six weeks.
Tbe time bad now come to say good
by. Gyp was brought to Salt Lake and
her pupple were kept at the Jensen
ranch.
About four weks ago Mr. Fisher
mlsHod Gyp. Believing she had gone
but a short distance, he did not become
worried until ahe bad been away from
borne for a whole day. The Fisher
family grieved over their loss, tblnklua
Gyp had been stolen or killed.
A happy thought struck Mr. Fisher
two weeks ago. He dropped a post
card to August Jensen. Weston, Idaho,
and a few day. later an answer waa
received.
The message brought the startling
Inforinatlonn tbat Gyp had reached
the Jensen ten day before.
"Her arrival was the occasion of
mucn rejoicing In the kennel," read the
note. "The two pups and Gyp b.irked
and rolled each other around In great
BUHie.
Gyp covered 124 miles In six or seven
day to see ber two babies.
Why tha Ceart Saul.'
A lawyer whose attainments were
esrcely of the Brst quality wa arn
Ing In one of the Philadelphia court
before a patent Judge. Hi. argument
wa. not without flaw. ,d oni
be fairly .creamed out that If hi. client
had don. wrong then he, the lawyer
wa equally wrong, for ha f,r-i . . '
, ,. ,..,- nrgxi the Judr-
Ignoraace of the law eve J" ri
"Tour honor." .homed tbe lawyer -t
do not want any excuse, what i ... .
excuse enough." ' "
RESCUED K
IIOMWOLF. Z
To have blslog attacked In broad
daylight in as n field by a wolf and
to witness oueftbe bardext fight be
ever aw wa experience of the 19-year-old
WlllligBennctt, whose .tory
Is given In tbeleglHter of lola, Kan.
Tlie.tlog wa. arly killed, and tbe
wolf wa. drive away only after re
peated assault th a club In the band,
of the sturdy hner boy.
The boy wamowlng, and the dog,
which I. a sutierd of fair slae, was
playing about tk field. Suddenly the
boy's attention ta attracted by the
barking of tbebg, and be turned to
ee the animal i,tlug full tilt with
a large gray wot
Tbe flgbt whfast and furious, the
anlmala went nd and round, and
finally worked fc:r way up under the
plow handles, wolf was so Inter
ested In Its cott with the dog that
It did not mils that the dog bad a
faithful ally In id niaster.
The boy saw tat the wolf waa get
ting the betters: the bargain, ao wis
ing a club, be kunmered the animal
with all hi ttmgth. Tbe wolf hung
on with great tenat ity, and It was only
after a severe Watlng that It let go.
When It gave np,it made for the woods
as Taut a Iti Ug woui,i carry It It
made uo attempt to attack the boy.
The dog was tBorwgbty exhausted and
covered with blood, but was not cowed,
and later In th, afternoon raised a
great rumpus pomj , pne of rocks In
the field near wbn, the tight bad taken
place.
The boy mod, , investigation, and
discovered the wolfs lair In the rock
pile. From the m of rocks be took
eleven young w,tpg xue garae nght
wnich the wolf tot n wss then ex-
plained. Tbe dog had discovered tbe
wolfg d-n. out tl) wolfi ,nd
the animal, for th, purpose of protect
ing Its young, hM maila the hard and
determined flulit -hinh a-lld anlmala
know how to unk under such clreuro-stancee.
A Wo,,..4 Sh.k.peare.
T. A. Dfiiy, wlloBe cnarnjlug book
of veree, "L'anionl," baa set him In
the fror t rank of Amerlcsn poets, was
congratulated the other day on bis
book, remarkable tuccess.
"Well." said Djly, smiling. "I hop
that this S1lrw. m.b. ma aa
won . -
corxik-d ut young poets are.
"lb. re Is. for Inntance. a young poet
at the Franklin Ian, nd the day after
I had visited tbe Tranklln Inn a friend
oMhlj young man said to me i
'1 am afrnld you nUrt Rimes' feel
ings lest right. Tom.'
'What aid I Uyr I asked.
'Ton aaid ther was only on Shak
pe re.' "
' leaaklya.
Tark 81opyn;hltf , aMta a the
Remsern family I Tnla terribly sud
den. Who I It
Livingston Adams Mrs. Remaen's
West rubber plant died esrly this
morning hefar. tbey could get a flor
ist." Puck. '
Wh.lt a ContMnn. . ,. tnr mad-
fcloe wbeahel, filing welll
l Laadvllla, Colonulo. aipc-iiuen prk-eai Ould.
Rllrer, L-aJ, l ; Hold, Hlleer, 7 llold. auci Zlnoor
Copprr, 91. C'yaoMa tMta, M alilng nvalopa an
Ai 11 pric-ellat aent oa appileatlun. Control and I'm-
plreworK aoUolWik iial
Uuual ilauK.
A Olallaetloa.
Mistress Have you bad any experi
ence with children T Bridget Nope,
but they have bad aome wld me.
A French torpedo-boat has been sent
out to enrage In battle with the porpoise
along the coast of Brittsny. It is aaid
they are spoiling the sardine fishing.
By a Judgment of the Supreme Court
of Pretoria, tbe old Boer law forbidding
natives In th Transvaal to acquire land
has been annulled.
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Totally DlnTereat Characters.
"He must be a good fellow."
"Nonsense! Where did you get that
IdeaT He never goes to a club
snd "
"But bis wife says he's s very grwd
fellow and when a ninn'a wife"
"Oh! That' ano'.iier thing. There's
s big difference between s 'very good
fellow' and a 'good fellow.' " Phila
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U0 qi sajojsyqoowf oqof 0C8I I
A Dublin porter picked up a purs
containing f-() at a street corner a day
or two SCO, and on Inding tbe owner waa
presented with a. shilling.
The eustoia of burying without coffin
wss formerly very prevalent on the con
tinent. A sheet waa the only covering
used.
A copy of Correggio's celebrsted paint
ing, "The Kepentaut Magdalen, ha been
seined by the police of Cassel, Germany,
and confiscated.
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lareiuMI Carbonate fear
WIIKN writing; to advertlaer pleaaa
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Wealirs Growth.
Apropoa of tbe mushroom growth of
new towns on tbe Western frontier a
locomotive engineer relates the follow
ing:
"One day I wa driving my engine
acroea the prairie when suddenly a con
siderable town loomed up ahead where
nothing had showed up the day before.
"'Wbat town'a tblsr aay I to my
fireman.
"'Blamed If I know,' says BIIL 'It
wasn't ber when w went over tbe
road yesterday.'
"Well, I slowed down, and directly
we pulled Into tbe station, where over
Ave hundred people were waiting on
tbe platform to see tbe first train come
In.
-'The conductor came along up front
and aay a to me:
"'Jim, first we know we'll be run
ning by some Important place. Get thi
town down on your list and I'll put a
brakeman out on the rear platform to
watch out for town that spring up
after th train gets by.' " Minneapolis
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Th tall man in the auit of faded
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and seated himself at a table in a far
corner.
Lingering there a minute or two he
rone stiffly and went to th cashiers desk.
"If a gentleman can't be waited on
promptly in this place," be said, with a
frown, "there are plenty of other places."
Then he strolled leisurely out. pick
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wsy unobtrusively, to the 6-cent lunch
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