Hillsboro independent., June 01, 1906, Image 7

When the
Hair Falls
Then It's time to act! No time
to study, to read, to experi
ment i iou want to save your
hair, and save It quickly, too!
ao mase up your mind this
very minute that If your hair
ever comei out you wilt use
Ayer's Hatr Visor. It makes
the scalp healthy. The hair
stays In. It cannot do any
thing else. It's nature's way.
The, beet kind ef a testimonial
-old tor cwr sixty yaars."
flpsajiwwBS
INJURY TO WATCH FROM FALt-
Ou of the lament work of man's
uaumt
"r Ba4 torn "!
rnklig af a Srta.
To many iwrsous allow thtr watxh-
to falir rvrfotl; asked customer
or a wall known Jeweler.
Half of thus brought In for m,alr
rw-
fVlV A WH0LES05IE CENSOESHIP
'aiiUa la tuo artlflclal lake, or resor-1 ,. f thtMm brouK,lt a for m
"lr. lu India, at lot - t .... I b"T uffsTtal la that way." was the
ervolr. aula to be the largest la the VJ"" U h m fre-juent aecl.lw.t
world, kuown aa the Kreat tank of Ube-1 A(xlJuU ' thl. kind hat.u mM tn-
Laajam i i m... .i. mt-.
SABSAPAftttXi,
TCCTOeUL
I'M Her Hattar Jidiatil.
"Ain't you rather young to be left In
cnarge of a drug store?"
"Perhaps ao, ma'am; what can I do
ror you?"
"Don't your employer know !fa dan-
bur, and uswl for Irrigating pur.-,
cover an area of tweuty-oue auuure
ml lea.
A novel excuse for tiulluir wua irtv-
m lu Bucharvst the other day. A
woman waa charged with the larceny
01 iwetve ease of allver. Kuld the
Jutl,;e: "Coino. tell ua the truth." Suld
the woman : 'The truth, my good Judge,
lua' have not beeu able to resist
the teuiptutlou. Coiulder, your llouor
they all bore my Initials."
Huge atone aluba aultable for side
walk construction are aeldoiu encoun
tered lu France, and ahult walk are
e-iuully rure. The iN)iulur material la
it cement block, which la cheap, duruhle
and autlHfuctory. Theae blocka are
mude In a variety of almi.es and colors.
aud la their more expensive forma are
much uaed lu Interior work.
1 roreaaor bhlpley. In a lecture at the
Working Men's College. KL I'aucrae.
ueuit with the relation of file to (lis
eaae. In tropical landa the moauulto
and tsetse fly were responsible for ma
laria aud yellow fever, while at home
One rjovlallyu..
injure,! by fa.U -ten.--
Mrs. I'Ai.l.rcy ro
. .. rnir imiMUim a. .
tachlug watchee la la vogue. Hut there li J iney u-. . r. i Au
are many other ways of allowing brey-llow? They u h It-Life.
fluently to men, on account of their
having the watch attached
The uumber of watchea
Increase whni this fahlon cornea In,
and It delhies when the mode if at-
nnm lo..,.. . .,. .1.7
. . - - imi nae you in I He had m l,...i, .v, . i
-I, - , , - I . ma UIUIUIUU UUUAV
cuarge or auon a place? fly. hy drot.i.l
I am competent to serva you. caused mii. h t hi...
. g ... I HW uvxrca atuil Cl 114
" ,wu ltnown yur children In aummer. and therebv lu.
creased the Infantile mortality.
wants."
"Don't thry know you might polaon
some one?
"There la no danger of that, madam ;
wnat can I do for you?"
"I think I better go to the store down
the atreet.
The English papera tell a atory of a
impie minded curate who waa luvlted
to Loudon to wud a week at a great
house. The curate. Ignorant of society.
aaseu advice of a man of the world.
who told him how he should conduct
"I ran aer nn .. .n .w uuw ue snouiu coiiuucl
"We... you cVa gW. me . 2-c.nt ZlTTyZ" w.U "
atamp. but It don't look r!ght"-IIous- i . ?oa; w" '
to I'ost
suld the curate, and In due time the
poof fellow arrived at the residence
of hla host with some modest luggage
and a liousemuld.
There hua beeu almost a revolution
In ElllehauMen, a little vlllnge ueur
uru iiiuiumcmui wie luuruua llulua of tb jottlliiten C.rrmi ni- . ,,
Kumwhlan Tut. Whn tbli tut it "nflam.d ' utr,""ny tr "u orJt'r
ioiiniorliiiu)rftithrar toruiuunig any young. Unmarried muu
llrl elinmr. I)j.rn. im I
he result, ai.d unlaw th.fiiH.m,V;.:. ;: i- lu emvrl " iou"K woman oil tile streets
takan out and thla tube ra tmail to lia
rumiiiion, neariiig will ba dritrojrea forever
uiiii . mi... nut in n-n are rauaea Djr I atarrb
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
br local applii atloni aa thay ran not rearh the
dlMawU i.orlt.,ii ol tua ear. 1 Lara la only one
-- wt1.ur,llrMiill inai ia dt conaiiiu
liiual reiiieitiHi. ifaint-M la raui) by an In-
after dark. Thla order wus the work
of the deputy town clerk, who Is not
Ihrn u wu'i'i'uri.'i' ,nU'U1"1 cond'""!! oi a ladles' man, and hud been made the
. i 1 I BO II . .
wau-hea to fall." "iuu - '" we are
Wlio handle their watchea most formally "l'"Kea v,I'o always
carefully, men or women r InslHt upon mui ru... lt, always
I cannot say, but women are more I tried to. Lire.
accustouied to attach their watche to Tue w Cook-" ' fa.t ywu.
their clothing or to a cluilu worn ,,ul,a n., for his breakf T,19 Aq
around the neck, ao tnat they are lu .j child Anything win.,. a,Q,t
lesa danger of falling." .-Cleveland I-eiuIer.
How Is It with children r ( Tliinemoiinay Yn.. .,,..,
Olrla are more careful than boys. to 1 a Hvel;,,.,,,,,, . '
n.... lueir waicuea lull lea. iwjuruu,. . . v. u is B) b,,.,,,,,,,,. ,,
a -ii - ...v. ... II " . it
oouitj uuji iu biiow a .u iu "' ,... .tarts off U bnni,i.-.
three or four tliuea a day j other seem .
to tilav with It as with a football." anfc.
w w . r.l,.Ir m'UHL a Tl a m
a .-twSMII ' RUV. A'l. IICW I H (1
niwnvi nana a wainw .. . mnir.vi ...
red.yAud . little fall tr 'Kl
tint It TMnttrntai 'tirA It 4HtU Id American,
scarcely be expected. More than once "There's going to be tether atuvs-
l caressing father, w ho has allowed his try swlety." "What 1 Itr "Ivaceud
child top!ay w ith bis watch, find that ants of people who receive tuvltatloIlf
It begins to rust The breaUi of the to the White Hoiwe iljiigi)e.
fhlld has affected It, or perhap It has trolt Free Tress.
beeu taken Into the mouth. A frequent Gunner 1 wonder wrat win be the
case for repair Is the breaking of the flret thing they sight it the North
spring, which will happen to the most
rareful person." Horologtcal Review,
"Most assur
When Mis Itaug visited the nelgu.
boring city aud brought buck an at
tractive young womau teacher who
, to say the least, very hard of
hearing, there was much wonder la
Ml Hang' select school for girl. ;
Hut as there was no denying that Ml"
Newcomb w us delightful In spite of (
her deafness, aud as her door was al-1
ways open, her study fireplace always '
pungeut with birch leg, and her time
at the diioul of whatever girl would
come lu, they aoou voted her "a treas
ure."
A knot of them gathered about her
one afternoon to shout luto her ear-
trumiiet
I hope you've had a happy after
noon, girls," she said.
I sh'd say," affirmed one of her vis
itors.
"Whut, my dear?" Inquired Miss
New-comb, smiling sweetly and tilting
the ear-trumpet toward her.
"I sh'd say !" shrieked the visitor.
"Yes, dear? Whut were you going to
say?"
"I mean, we've had a fine day."
"Oh, yes. Well, now, let's make some
fudge."
"Elegnnt!" agreed another girl.
Instantly the ear-trumpet came her
way.
"An elephant?" asked Mlsa New
comb, "Where was that?"
"No, not elephant Elegant!" shout
ed the culprit
Ijppsp
: fflS PEOTJDEST MOMENT.
the hall.
WewiUiflre One Hundrad Dollars fnr any
oat ran-
toeatl fur
caw ol irain-aa reamed by catarra) ifaat ran
inn n rur.n uy uau a ( aiarra cure.
Circular!, free
V. 1. C HINIY A C0H TolaJo, O,
Sold by Drug liui,
Hall's family 1'llla ara the bast
The DlaTareaee.
A. II. Klrklund of Koston la conduct
ing a fight against the moth. He has
butt for 111 nutured Jokes. He thought
he saw au opportunity for revenge
when the rein of power came tem
porarily Into his hands. Hut hla action
bus cost him hla place.
The London milkmen have a cow
whose function corresponds to the
'Hltaredukteur," prison editor of the
"What were you describing?" asked
I'olo? Guyer Why. t-k!mo selling the deaf one.
aouvenlr postal cards, ol course. Chi- "I said It would be elegant to
cago Dally News. make fudge,
llenedlck Not married, h? I'll bet MU Newoomb laughed heHrtny.
,..' fond of a girl, tlwHgh. Ratchet. "What an odd conceit : sue ex
ler O yes. Indeed. BcMkk-Who Is claimed. "I am afruld we shall appear
she? Hatcheller-Her Duu, I, Legion, anything but elegant when we get our
.... a.. ..... ,.-......... f l, ii Tribune. hands anu urexse smeareu .m
ju wm uuj ma 11 bduiui u w v - - - .
.i a ium ei.l..a. T ilin f IlllH Till aTi n...,U. "mic,
was usieu among uie six oesi '' -u'""r . i.tP,.h tt rent?" sluhed an
. kl. A.ll.w.a AliKiik, I I', n. r. Alllllie UllttHliuA riuill I i " "
.... .... ... .. ..i ii,i rterd., envlou girl from aenws
him. "Well, old man," said one of Well. then. It munthavbeen h.ld by n h "tr""
them. "I aup,Kse this la the proudest a bad hen.-Tl.e Taller. ' What " ..quired Mlaa Newcomb.
, , ... .,, rf. "I anld birch Is great
-T aia a jwui j vu" 4 fJ VUU llllllsk iu v'S'iUin aV.il IUV
"Not quite," said Wushhurn, musing- IMH,lle wh g,oke tliemr "Yes," an-
ly. 'There was one prouder." Lwered th cold blooded penum: "but It
Wheu was that? Tell us about it" dw..'t do any good; tl re are alwaya
"Well, boys, suld Washburn, "that m,.re t0 tjke li)er nlnce. --Exchange.
rsi summer wo were vui vi college i iKK8Aftl.r hodlng apolitical office
ttshed rouud for wmethlng to do for a . . , ,. v.eb. ,,m. rulirtH.
a wor man. Dlggs Huh! Why didn't
he resign at the start, when he dls-ov-
ered that he was bein watched?
Cnlcngo Dally News.
"And you say the Senators are all
rogues?" "Most of them, yea," an
XWcctablc rrf paralionfor As
similating fccFooJandncflula
Ung tttc Slumticlts aiul Uovwla of
rromoicsDiftC9lion.Chkerrur-,
ness and Rcsi.Contains neiiher
Onium.Morplune norIucxaL
KOXHAKCOTIC.
W-W-
IU Sm 1
M I
rgrrafca I
Apcrfrcl Remedy forConsBp
Hon. Sour StomAch.Diarrtioefl
Worms ,tonvulsiois .Kvensiv
ness and Loss or Sleek
TacSimils Si'snatur of
NEW YORK.
Tot Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the A t
Signature A)
nf ft A
1 Par
Ah
EXACT C07V Of WBAUOI.
in
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
mm
I esamMia aa)". " "
Dtdo't Mind the Maeblaaa.
"I hope." said the renter of room Ne.
1197, "that the rattle of the typewriters
In my office doean't annoy you."
"No, sir. It does not," raponJd tli
cniMty capltaliat whose office was No.
11CH; "but their gabble d annoy me
eiceeaingly." Chlcajo Tribune.
Imported from Znrl.h a re nn.mtit jcrman presa. Wbeii a milkman la ar
of moth parasites, and with the help reH,ed for clllug below legal grade be
Of the little creaturea he and the ueo- l" entitled to summon hla cow to his
pie of Massachusetts hope to obllter- d,'fen'' auJ hflve uer Hked before
ate the moth completely. tha iu,a5. prove that the oor
"Our work mnr succeed." said Mr. mllk wa" ,he '' fult Many uillk
Klrkland recently, "or we may err men bHve evaded flues In this way of
late, aud recently It was discovered
thut there was one cow which was fa-
Imoua for her bad milk thut could be
hired for court purposes.
MODERN DEVIL-WORSHIP.
(roteaque) anil llorrlhlo Practices
Still ObsarTad In Europe,
Vance ThoiupHou In KverylsMly's
ii Hikes the following remarkable reve
lations :
I'lio dark forces which science ree
decu under ground.' suld the oguizes uui uoes uoi ueune
marvelous aiirsciiou oi" uiiuoa ui u rr
law- talu order. In scores of temples they
somewhere, and It may fall. It must
succeed If we iniike no mistakes but
then, you know, mlstukes are common.
"Mlsfnkes are common everywhere.
I heard a lawyer and a doctor taunt
ing ouo another this afternoon about
them.
"'You make a good many mis
takes, I suppose,' the lawyer said.
"'l'ou too, no doubt,' sold the doc
tor. " 'Ilut doctors' mlstnkea are often
burled
luwyer.
"'Yes.' snld the doctor, 'and
yers' m
iMtnVes often awing six feet In are worshiped under different names.
I know a little temple in isruges wnere
the followers of Lucifer gather, and
not fnr from the TanUicou lu l'tirls
there Is an altar to I'uiidoeiuou. This
may seem grotesque; perhaps It Is,
but It Is formidable.
It need hardly bo said that the rlU'S
wherewith Lucifer Is worshlied are
lil .1 lu much mystery. A couple of
the air !' "
Aroeadlsaf the lln-larallna.
"M friends." exclaimed the candidate,
In a flue burst of disinterested patriotism,
"I don't want thla olli If you think I
am unworthy to fill It !
Here b stopped and took a drink of
water.
long time before I fouud It I waa 'on
uiy uppers,' with only a quarter of a
Jollar left ; but I had kept my football
appetite, and I waa still bard as nails
when I saw a -sign, 'coal-beaver
wanted.'
"That looked good to me, and I ap
plied. The boss looked me
said I'd do, so I went to work,
dollars a month, twelve hours a
"Oh, do you think so? A grate? Why,
I like a fireplace ever so inucli Hotter.
And with birch log In it it Is so com
fortable, and suggestive of home!"
"I said It was great!" shouted the
girl.
Oh, well, have It your own way,
laughed Miss Newcomb. I prefer my ( Urri enrna. insruw.ni nam and buniona
fireplace."
If It had been for any one but miks
To Break In New Shoes.
Alwayethake In Allen's Fool-Esae, a powder.
It cures hoi, iw.aung. arhlnf. awollrti lect.
Dalatllr Kapreaaed.
The author had been drugged faint
ing from a crowd of shoppers.
"Almost like my last book," be mur
mured, recovering bis senses.
The listeners, being of delicate per
ception, knew then that the book had
fallen dood from the press. I'hiludel
phla Tubllc Ledger.
At
all drusirl.u aud inoe itnree, 'ibc liu t ai-oepl
anyaurxtiiule. Sample manea ike..
Allen S. Olmited, la Roy, N. Y.
Newcomb the girls would have given
un. but she was so pleasant, so ready
with sympathy aud so free witn ner
over and a'd the magazine exptrt on moral, entertainment that they could not I
ork forty "I,rove 't- "I don't hnv to prove It, keep away. Hut when the young
day, 1 1 get space rates ror just laying it women went Dome ror wie iwi"j
i.u'aui it itririii
II , V'. .I........ ktMM.Miin nrlc.: Oiilil,
s.lv.r, l.-iui,'l ; Hllv.r, ..
- .'. . . i ... , ... ....n.. .,!.. . imlriil aliu I l.l-
lu ii iirii r .im .hi - . , -
r,r w..rk ...llcllaO. lllr.uci . aruuuata r t
tloual Hank.
hoveling conl out of cars Into wag- Philadelphia Ledger. Dumbers of parents conitneiuea ou u.eir
I ITouotl Whn waa tin fellow who Imnroved vocabularies,
my house, and I walked down every went around with a lantern looking for "Mow did you learn to tarn ao wen i
ninruliiar and back averr nl?ht Ian hnnmt mini Powell I don't know. I asked one mother.
Mr back used to ache and mv head hut If b vara to try It to-dav some- mark used to be 1 sua sHy i ami ju
get dizzy with that endless up and body would steal his lsntc-ro. Worn- have not said H ouee since you ..-m
down, up and down with the shovel, an'a Home Comnnnlon. h,ne'
If Hep ef Asreeaaeat.
"I am sorry to hear that Wrlnklins
and his wife canlt live together In peace.
There Is too much obstinacy on both sides
that's the trouble. Isn't It?"
"Yes; he's a standpatter, and she s a
standpouter."
s. v Ti.nr. and all lenrone rtaaa
CLASSIHEDADVERT1SING
Portland Trade Direttory
and Addreaaaa In Partlaod ef Rsre
aantatlve Buaineaa flcasa,
Him) SI'I'I'I.IKH: Kik1.ii l.v.Uiil" and print
ing; erne far iirltM. W uudard, Clara. Co.
lAOUl I.ANikRNM-MIH Co.,
Loral prioM urn Uaurai and S'ldi-a.
I'ortiaad.
Waattd Km
'I had a tramp for dinner to-dny."
i. .... ......,r.,i.u iwniiir. I "la thla some 01 Dim r saseu un
t'nelo Ocirire." snld the little boy, I w. ifnr 1 tiAVAr 1 huaband. rjoklna hla fork Into the meat
the Job one whole month, during which -.. is an eoulno?" -An equinox." ahlp. . . BUBk.0US, Houston Tost
a - r . . I saatasi 1 1 Kfl a II" " ' - I
ware worth saying until I hnd to about
over the side of the car, but I stuck to
. j t. a,.. mall from I real
anm i. ueio xeorge. .hw --
"And I might add," h proceeded, "that
my candidacy is not the result of any cor- .eari ug(t j vMlVil oll of tno vimpels ;'
nltl &&''lntornpl old It . in the Kue Kluvbouart. The
i ,L ...iln-... ht if voa did hlnck muss, which I have no desire to
,n,.'d he Irln' lik. Ham Hill!" desrlbe. was celebrttte.L It wus Krl
..... . .... day at 3 oVUxk. Over the altar waa a
tx,Xata wltigcd figure of Lucifer. ...ld lla.nc-s;
during the teething period. ne trampled under foot a ctvciMlllo
U.r Tr. drear aT Wanklp Ilrro... aj-uilHil of the church. A few days ago
The names of many heroes have been 1 found the cluiel closed. Only after
.....,rvi f..r txisterltv In the nomen- potlent researcb
. - f ...nres In the United States. abde of the Satanlsts, Their cluuud
evldeuce of our teudeucy to Indulge In now la In a great new apartment bouse
h.r worshln to auite an extent We at No. 22 Hue du Kulsseu.i. wlthlu the
have postofllces bearing the name of
every President down to and Including
Koosevelt Only two of hla predeces
sors are lacking In the list of counties.
Naturally, the favorite In the namlug
of towns and counties la Washington,
and he la the only President for whom
a State has been named. Hut others
than Presidents enjoy these honors.
Successful soldiers, sailors, statesmen,
editors, authors. Inventors, the heroes
of ancient history and mythology, and
even popular actors aud athletes share
a like distinction. Our list of pot
otncea Is a long one and contains names
from almost every language. Hying and
dead, and chosen on almost every con
ceivable principle or Impulse. Two
counties la Kansas present a curious
association of Ideas. Greeley County
has for Us capital a town called Tri
bune, and Ulysses la the county seat of
UranL
time and for three weeks after my
back never stopped aching nor did the
soreness go out of my shoulders. Hut
I stuck to It. Then I got a letter, offer
ing me a berth as a reporter ou a local
paper to which I had applied.
"I drew my pay and left A week
later I happened round that way, and
looked up the boss to say 'howdy.'
" Washburn,' he said, 'I'll give you
forty-five dollars a month to come back
to the Job.'
"'What's wrong?' I asked.
" 'Well, I've hnd three different fel-
I In MP tlil.1 U-ualf ivapv mm
huskr working men. and every one has a dollar end he looks Jes' fool enough
unit on the second day because he said ter ask him for it ag in .-r-xehange.
....... . a ... . . .... . i ...
H, .rlr avna tno hnr.1 Khv. I'll e ve I "Are YOU ioim in j awning, jnss
von flftv to come back.' Grey?" ")ti. yes i ai uie very uimignt
"I didn't go buck. My shoulders of the inspiring orev.e. me sirniuing
were still aching. But that moment, sail, tne rusning wnu-., i can imruiy
-I,-., i fnninl I ln.il rn II v held mv I contain myself. 'l -yes that's the
mm sneoosafnllv iwnliist three other wny It affects me." Cleveland Loader.
chaps on plain old muscle-taxing work
was the proudest of my life.
college, "wliy er tnai a . fllllP . fl.. times to moke
it i i1-
fri'tik, I supiM.He; half horse and hal
ox." Philadelphia Ledger.
r. a a.... m. tr aa I j .. ! Ul II ft
w-er u.eu oi j.-.-- u her atudv coihiImt the letters
V" .4, "T :rJ.. r ' It. U. 7 .ml .mlnK a very
if f etern.. .wearing, "tlsfled smile. Having read them all
. .1....- - ill. . tn. anear ""iii sue nieu iiieiu iu
i.tj .Riiis rf. iii-ui. uk i"i vnr. ---- I .
at." Milwaukee Sentinel. meiaeu, metiers irom pi..e....
nmnho mil I don't think that new well It works ! she saiu.
arrival Is going to live long. Earless Iontn Companion.
Rroncho Bill Hardly
I Miss Newcomb hear them."
After the holidays Miss Itangs sat In
which
box
Eddie Sick?
that! Put I see him lend Grizzly I'ete
IN CONSTANT AGONY.
A Ylrll'e Awful IHetreee
Tkrnuik Kidaef Trotiblaa.
W. L. Jackson, merchant, ol Park-
W. Vs.. savi: -UrtTing aooui
in bad weather
brought kidney trou-
blei on me, ana i
suffered twenty years
with sharp, cramp
ing paint in the back
and urinary disor
der!. I often bad to
shallow of the ( atliedrul of the Sucred
Heart on Moiitniartre. As of old. Ha
tan Is worshiped; every Friday the
Luclferlans gather. I could name many
of them men iut uuknown lu the
luanied nrofessioiia. Some of the.n
have Influence e.uiugh to secure, now
and then, a right of midnight entry
to the catacouil; there amid skulls
and bones, with orgies I do not care to
deTlbe, they have worship! the splr
It of evil calling uin Haptioinet, uion
Lucifer aud Peelzebub and Ashtoroth
and Mohs-li. w Ith cries and wailing hya
terta. Thlt atteinit to re-establish the
worship of the fallen archangel Is, I
think, the most remarkable tiintilfesU'
tlon of modern occultism."
Spake Aperee.
"When I was serving my time ns
'house' on the surgical side at l'uu
nliiK." aald an active physician, "the
county writ a man over to us to bav a
badly cracked skull patched up. 1 he pn
tlcnt's card waa a blank except for the
one detail of the Injury. Just what na
tionality the man might be none of us
could Imagine. When we had lifted
th r,e0 ot ln,e tIiat WR" Prwwln on
the brain he made an address ten min
utes long, and not one word could any
body comprehend. 1 Miring his recovery
he must have been mvn by 1U0 visitors
first aud last and no oue could under
stand a word be snld. m day we
had an army furgeon visiting us who
was going to show us au orstlon that
"I hear the audience last night was
rather cold," said the critic. "Most
of the jieople were, at tint," replied
Ilumm, "but wheu they ninemtHred
that they had paid g''d money to see
the show they got uot.7-P!illudelphla
riess.
Mrs. Nagget You d sji't k.ve me as
much as "you used to.
Brldae llsa l.ons.al Span.
There Is now under construction
across the St. Lawrence at Quebec a
cantilever bridge which when com
pletcd will contain the longest span of
any bridge yet erected, not even ex
eluding the great cantilevers of the
Forth bridge In Scotland.
The structure Is of the cantilever
type, and consist of two approach
spans of 210 feet each, two sliore arms,
each rKl feet In length, and a great
......I -. 1 Mi.. ...... In lanfflh Tlit
total length of the bridge I. 4. feet, attain grea wealth? n as be
and althounh In extreme dimensions It r,rl lr
. .... i-i-.v. lth suitor.
aoea noi compare wnu me i-inu o. ,,.i, m
Forth bridge, which I. about on. mil. thoroughly :
m total lemrth. it hn. the distinction of r. my tsjy. and be haPw.-iu
.,i.. .h- t,.n.t ..utn in th- world villa Courier Journal.
br nlnetr feet the two cantilever of Mrs. 8cbop;en I want Jr. pounds
th rorth I.HiVe belnir earh 1.710 feet of sugar, please. Onwer lea'm ; any
U, length. thing else? Mrs. 8choMnx0, that's
The total width of the floor la eighty all ; I'll take It with nie If t Bn-t too
feet and provision Is made for a dou heavy a package, t.nt-er-iin, tt n
ble-trs.ked rallwav. two roadways for only weigh three or ror pounds.
- - ,
vehicles aud two sldewnlka. In a cau
tllever of this magnitude the Individual
memtiers are neivssnrlly of huge pro
portions, the main ix.sta, for Instance,
being 82. feet In length, and each
weighing T.'u tuns.
Mr. Nagget
Think not? Mrs. Nagget Xo; you used
to any I waa worth my lght In gold,
8n,l Mr. Nagget--cll, you re
not as stout as you were, you know.
Philadelphia Press.
How do you know thatjou will ever
"Sir," coiifMtutly replied
the suitor. "I am both iWeply pious
How the Kaffir Smokes.
"The Kaffir smokes on his stomach,"
said a tobacconist, "using tint earth for
a plle. This tienlglited savnge, wlien
the tobacco hunger seizes him, selects
a piece of clayey soil stxmt a foot
square, rut curved twig there
in, so that both ends stick out Then
he builds a fire over the place, and
when the fire has euf!1cl!itly hardened
tl? clay, he draws out the twig, ami a
channel, a kind of pipe stem. Is left
One end of the channel he hollows Into
a IhiwL The other end Is his mouth
piece. He puts his tobacco In the
Vfter the ' I"', drops a live conl on top. an.l.
mm
a .l.a.M tlmaaal a a 1 eltlllt
Yt t xc r;rfU IS-'s, w a.Krdm thnuigh the '- K.m, .,, ks
" " " . . oprii" ... avrnv V irorous V. and Verr l,U. Ii ami
Ketent on iei in, ana .r K a soon as ne came nenr our - ,," .u . i
s.i; -i t nu "ru .. o.. n.n.,nt hnn trng are the fumes that enter hi
hh.uu.ihww m.nTH ii-mT-i.L i , , , ' j r
. . . i i . -.i . ... i. i large moutn.
the catheter, i , iu cui"iuw - - - -
the doctors failing to belp, began nsing ln our gurpris when the lolonel be-
i mil. Tls.t. nrlntl BOOIl . a . t.. UaW T f tn m-iia Itpnrrw
IT. 1 .Va'and th. "rain gr.d- 5, wV.an Apach. the -h."
"ally disappeared. I har. been cured of KBM wild West or medicine Glol-e-Democrst
tight Tra, and Jthongh o-ar 70, am aa ihow I After a man hn been a failure thir
active as a boy.' ea.r,,.aa defeau Itself aoouer or ty or forty years, don't ei;.-t Uui to
He will not nse an or
dinary pli. He like his own way of
smoking best He Is .1 suppose, the
three or four
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ma am. i-uuimni'ui. ..
Friend I hear you lxntl,t one of
the heaviest automobiles In the .how ;
don't you think tlnwe grent machine
are terrible In our struts? Mrs.
Ppnrklngiilug No. Ind'' ! I think It's
far more merciful to kill l"jile Instant
ly than to mangle them as th.we nt
machines do. Chicago News.
"How would yu advise bsj t0 pro.
coed In order to attrai-t V"k attention
to my statesmanly abllltlear "There
ara two way," an" ""a Senator
Sorghum ; "one I to read op al th.
works on po"tlral econor,lr ru can
find, and Vie ,hpr ,0 enl"n',', all
the funny storle you hir."Vfaslilng.
ton Star.
GREAT ENGINEERING FEAT.
Bolldtna Railroad Over the Greet
tretrh of Florida, KfH.
One of the most interesting pieces
of railway construction now under way
In the South Is the Key West extension
of the Florida East Coast Kailway.
This new line will follow the outlying
Florida Keys for nearly their whole
length, and about 30 miles of It will
be over what Is now open water. Two
tyres of construction are required; one
Is embankment construction on land
and In shallow water and tno otner
Is re-enforoed concrete arch viaduct
construction over deeper water. Alto
gether there will be over six miles of
the viaduct work In four stretches
varying from one mile to two miles lu
length.
The new line starts from the old
road at Homestead Station, 2S miles
south of Miami, and for 21 miles fur
ther continues on the main land. It
theu crosses to Key Largo, where It
turns sharply and follows the line of
outlying Key southwesterly to Key
West The Florida Keys are seporaieu
by openings or channels varying lu
width from a few ro.is to several
miles, and In depth of water from a
bare wash to a s-ore or more feet It
Is the extent of these water crossing,
some 80 miles, that Is the distinctive
feature of the cuiiHtructlon work.
The deep-water crossings requiring
viaducts are four In nuriiiier. ana tne
viaduct structures will 1'. resjHH lively.
10.MK) feet 8,31 feet. 7..HH feet and
T0 feet long. A standard arch con
struction In ro-cnfor.d concrete will Is-
employe! i
A Lead of Smi.kera.
Belgium Is a land of K-at smokers,
but not all Belgians use the weed. This
threatens to disrupt the Belgian labor
party. The famous Malson du Peuple
at Brussels I at present rent by a dis
cussion more violent than any about
mere politic could ever produce to
smoke or not to smoke. At the great
mooting continually being held at the
House of the people the workmen are
In the haMt of communing with tbelr
pipe while listening to the fervid ut
terance of their S.K-lalNt orator. Un
fortunately, one of the most prominent
of their leader. M. Vandervelde, la an
I edrraroeed Teleajrspkls l.laee.
There 1 now underground, telegraph
ic communication N-tween Lon,,iri and ' aratit non smoker, and, after having
Kmtland. Germany's unh rp,,,,, ,. tw0 meeting at the Malson
tetn dates from 1870. Trail, f,,,1W0i au y was so overcome with the
suit In 1S79. a the remit of a great' fumea of bbacco that be was confined
storm that isolated rrl la 1x7s. Vp to tor two day. This Instance of
to date her system haa ert t3rj.iso.0f si, ' martyrdom stiffened the backs of other
but Is NJIeved to hare BJor ttwn paid ,nti tobacconist and they threaten
for Itnelf. Unem conrfntrtM , ISHO -bole-ale r-vesalon.
... . 1 1 S Arst-.11 He a I
still in ex.-e.ie... i.aitlon In thorn,
T5T
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flANOH A OHO A NS . Hilt-at piano linn., on la
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Elevates Water
by WATER POWER
THE COLUMBIA HYDRAULIC RAM
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PUMPS AWAY UNCEAStNCLY WITHOUT ANY ATTENTION
TIE COLUMBIA HYDRAULIC RAM is a simply constructed and
inexpensive machine that can utilize a small fall of water for the purpose
of raising a portion of it to any desired height It is the farmer's friend in the
dry season and i indispensable to those owning land high above ditches. It
will furniih water for domestic purposes, even elevating pure water of the spring
Ly means of the irr pure or muddy water, as found in some streams. Require
no attention. Practically no cost of maintenance, there Icing no parts to get
out of order. A rani will pay for itself in a short time. Every ram installed is
giving utmost satiifaction. We keep a large stock constantly on hand. Write
to our Hydraulic Department today for illustrated literature.
Columbia Engineering Works
ii.t!Iow do I Iocs lc di, drew 'who b thm to claim that fray
sultt jJI-Flt wty Ml w STr. ara more . nur of aufferlug JoKn4oQ SueeU . . PORTLAND. OREGON
J X'hllauVlphla It , thava off akv
out
old by all dealera. ou cents w. brace up and become a sueveaa.
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