Y
W hy T h ey Laughed.
Th e English toucher wa# In the
habit o f reading thu ilay'a lesson aloud
before the pupils recited It. T h ey were
atudyliiK Macbeth. In thla tragedy
Hhakespear« Introduces several storm
scenes.
Th e one preceding had been a
' L A R G E S T Md F I N ___
m ighty one, where Macbeth curses his
1 H O T E L b ib N O R T H W E S T 1
luck and fate. Everyon e was very
I
Eric V. lit u i» , l’rHldtnl.
[
much Impressed with his wrath.
Th e teacher read on, not noticing
the change o f scene.
l 50
i f c t ì w » l i 7 5 u (:
"T h u n d e r!" she exclaim ed, and stop
ped.
ii» Up k j j j b i m e üp
Th e class laughed, but almost as
soon as thu young teacher realized
l A a d k n « f A a a r x i 'i E u t p U w a l H * l c l t i $
her m istake In accent. It would be
hard
to say which laughed the hard
200 Ruomi
Nacr Both
A baolulalpr
1 0 0 Hath*
Da pota
F lrtp to o i est, the pupils or the teacher.— Indian
apolls News.
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For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach,
Sluggish L iv e r and Bowels— Th ey
work w hile you slsep.
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Purred Tongue, Dad Taste, Indiges
HATCH: 76c tu ft. 9PV5CIAL W««k or Month tion, Sallow Skin and M iserable Head-
achea com e from a torpid liv e r and
clogged bowels, which cause your
stomach to become filled with undl
Kvory Font
ahoulri carry on« «x -
Ini ttm it miv « chanirIn* on th« road. gested food, which sours and fermenta
like garbage In a sw ill barrel. That's
T H E T W IN R IM
flta both front and r*»»r whool. ApplUxI In t> mln- the first step to untold m isery— Indi
ut*a. K«v«a llr»**. cloth««, tcnu»«r and religion. gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow
I'rtca fti.fiM. Hrnt pare«I po«t prepaid, upon ra- skin, mental fears, eve ryth 'n g that la
oatpt of pric«*.
horrible and nauseating. A Caacaret
01100« VULCANIZING CO., Thr Til* Stop.”
w ill g iv e your conatlpated
&33-XI& MurnaUl« »t,,
rortland. Orvgun tonight
bowels a thorough cleansing and
straighten you out by morning. T h ey
work w hile you sleep— a 10-cent box
V . a l . P o r k , B n e f,
from your druggist w ill keep you fe e l
P o u ltr y , B u tta r, E g g *
ing good fo r mouths.
and F a rm P ro d u ca
U> lha Ohi KaHahla Eventing hnuaa with a
racord of 4 b y vara of Houarv Ihallnjra, and
A Short Story.
ba aaaumd of TOP MARKET PRICES.
Ruth
loves
M errill.
F . M . C K O N K H IT E
Merrill loves Ruth.
4S-47 Froal Strani
Portland, O r.ra n
M errill wants to wander.
Ruth wonders w hy he would w an
der.
W « Arm H uy«m o f
Says Ruth, “ L e t us at least wander
together.”
Hut M errill doesn't want to wander
Etc. Your •hipmnnt* lo im will bring to you
that way.
prom p t rolurna and boat p o n ib b prtcoa.
Says he. "N o .”
W R IT E F O R S H IP P IN G T A G S .
H e exits Ruth lessly, but M errily !
V A L L E Y PRO D U C E C O M P A N Y ,
(T h e en d .)— Jester.
FORD CARS
SHIP
Veal, Hogs, Hides, Poultry, Eggs,
119 Front HI..
Portland. Orogon
L E A R N A TRAD E. Gar Trartor and Auto-
mobile mm «/«* in >l«-m«n<i Wm srr flvinut com*
pU*l« cmirm® In both for th* pric« of onm tuition,
for • «hurt timo only. I.«nr« cl**« now gradual*
ing ami hav« room for f«w mom mrn Catalog
and detail« fr «
H-pAJi Trait VWI>. 2X*k A
Portlands Ortfon
It Works! Try It
T e lls how to loosen a sore,
tender corn eo It lifts
out without pain.
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Oruaniu-r and Dwvrlopnr I'a trn U securml or K w
Itrfundod. FltK E . Toy X Kay I'lata; .h o w . »ve ry
bon« in your body righ t through your clothing.
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STUDY luokkeeping, .horthand, telegraphy,
Mle.man.hip, English hranrhee. at an arcmllted
«flii.ll. wills, at phone Main IMi for f.taloguf.
graduate# guarant,eul poeition.. Ilehnke-Walker
Munirle« (To)h-ge, 167 4th Street,
rortland, Oregon.
T H IC K , G LO S SY H A IR
FR E E FROM
M o n i urn.
DANDRUFF
G irls! T r y Itt H air gets s ft, flu ffy
and beautiful— Get a 25 cent
bottle o f Osnderlne.
If you care fo r heavy hair that glis
tens with beauty and Is radiant with
life ; has an Incomparable softness and
Is flu ffy and lustrous, try Dundertne
Just one application doubles the
beauty f your hair, besides 1 Imme
diately dissolves eve ry particle of
dandruff.
You can not h ave nice
heavy, healthy hair If vou have dan
druff. Th is destructive scurf robs the
hair o f Its lustre, Its strongth and Its
very life, and If not overcom e It pro
duces a feverishness and It hlng of
tho scalp; the hair roots famish, loos
en and die; then the hair falls out
fast. Surely ge t a 25-cont bottle of
K now lton's Danderlne from -n y drug
store and Just try It.
Know s Better.
"W h a t did you say Prof. Dippy's
latest Invention w as?”
" A muzzle fo r bumble-bees.”
"Hut they don't sting from thnt end ”
“ So he found out when he attem pted
to muzzle them ."— Judge.
N o humbug!
A ny corn, whether
hard, soft or betw een the toes, w ill
loosen right up and lift out, without
a particle o f pain or soreness.
T h is drug Is called freezone and la
a compound o f ether dlacovcred by a
Cincinnati man.
Ask at any drug store fo r a small
bottle o f freezone, which w ill cost but
a trifle, but Is su fficient to rid one's
fee t o f eve ry corn or callous.
Put a few drops d irectly upon any
tender, aching corn or callous.
In
stantly the soreness disappears and
shortly the corn or callous w ill loosen
and can be lifted o ff with the fingers.
Th is drug freezone doesn't eat out
the corns or callouses but shrivels
them without even Irritatin g the sur
rounding skin.
Just think! N o pain at a ll; no sore
ness or sm arting when applying It or
afterw ards.
If your druggist don’t
have freezon e have him order It for
you.
\
8 5 c th e suit
If your dealer cannot supply you
we will send them, charges prepaid
on receipt ol price, 65c each.
Satisfaction guaranteed
or money refunded.
Aa-ttSP sr
__ _ _
\iatU by
Beware ol Imitations. Look for
the Tw# f tones on the Label.
L eri Strauss A Co., San Francisco
Awarded «RAND PRIZE at the P PI.E.
p, N.
u.
No. 15, 1917.
ONE
EGG
W. L. D O U G L A S
Four Economical Preparation# That
A re Thoroughly Good, Although
Th ey Can Be Made Cheap.
Comat arch Pudding -T o one cupful
boiling milk add tw o level tablespoon-
fills cornstarch, mix with one teaspoon-
fill suit nod tw o tahlcspoonfals cold
milk. Roll a fe w ml .utes, stirring con
stantly, then cook slowly ten minutes.
Heat one egg nnd one teaspoonfnl
sugar nnd add lo the cornstarch. Cook
one minute, add one teaspoonfnl (fa
voring.
Rem ove from lire nnd beat.
Pour Into mold.
Queen’s Pudding.— Pour one cupful
scalding milk o ver one-fourth cupful
bread crumbs. Heat yolk o f one egg
with tw o even tablespoonfuls sugar,
pinch o f suit and grated rind o f one-
foiirth lemon. S tir nil together, put In
¡•uttered dish and bake 1." minutes.
Spread over top layer o f Jarn or Jelly
and cover with the stiffly beaten white,
mixed with tw o tablcspoonfiil* sugar
nnd Juice o f one-fourth lemon. Brown
In oven.
Hnunnu Pudding.— Heat yolk o f on«*
egg. tw o tubles[>oonftils sugar Slid one-
fourth tenspoonful salt.
Add Juice
o f one-bnlf tart orange nnd one cupful
milk.
Arran ge sliced bananas and
bread crumbs In baking dish and pour
Ibis custard o ver It.
Hake In hoi
oven 20 minutes.
Beat the white o f
egg stiff and add two tablespoonfuls
sugar nnd Juice o f one h alf orange.
Spread on pudding and brown.
linked Cornstarch Lemon Meringue.
— Ilent one cupful to boiling point,
then stir In one level tuhlcspoonfu! but
ter blended with same o f cornstarch
i ’<Mik one minute, stirring constantly
Add the yolk o f one egg. beaten with
two tnhlcspooufulB sugar, grilled rind
one-fourth lemon. Juice o f one-half
lemon nnd pinch o f salt. Hake 20 min
utes. Heat w h ite o f egg with three
tnhlespoonfuls sugar, spread on toj
and brown.
Apple Cracker Pudding.
T h ro «
medium-sized
apple*.
sly
large milk or soda crackers, cold wa
ter. one tenspoonful butter, one pin*
milk, two eggs, one-balf cupful sugui
one tenspoonful lemon extract, nut
meg.
Crumble the ernckers Into a pudding
d ish ; pour over these enough cold wa
ter to soak them until soft. Pare th«
apples, cut thorn In hnlves. removs
core nnd put them on the stove with *
small quantity o f w a te r; stew tep
minutes. Pour milk over soaked era cl*
ers. add eggs beaten, and stir In tb«
apples w ith the sugar. Add flavoring
and grate nutmeg o ver the top o f the
pudding. iP ljc e butter on top Just a»
the pudding Is ready to be put Into the
oven. Hake In n slow oven until Arm
and brown. Serve h o t
S o re
" THE 8HOE THAT HOLDS ITS S H A P E "
S3
$ 3 .5 0
$4
$ 4 .5 0
$5
/As
Ale
D o r it wait for time
to heal your skiivlet
Resinol do it now
THICK, SWOLLEN GLANDS
that make ;i horse W h ee ze ,
R oar, have T h ic k W in d
or C h o k e -d o w n , can be
reduced with
other Hunches or Swellings. N o b lis te r ,
n o hair gon e, and horxe kept at work. F.co-
nomical—only a few drops required at an ap
plication. #2 per bottle delivered. Beck 3 M frts.
ARSORIUNL, JR., the antiseptic liniment for
mankind, reduces Cysts, Wens, Painful,
Swollen Veins and Ulcers. #1 and f 2 a bottle at
dealers or delivered. Book "Evidence” free.
W. F. YOUNG, P.D.F., 403 Timpla St., Bprlngfidd, Mast.
a ls o
Favorite Salad.
One pint o f baked beans, four tea
spoonfuls chopped celery, tw o tnble-
spoonfula chopped onions, tw o cupfuls
chopped rnw cabbage. M ix together
nnd serve with your fa vo rite salad
dressing.
Caring fo r Brooms.
Brooms put Into boiling w ater once a
week nnd then plunged Into cold wa
ter w ill become tough nnd durable, Inst
tw ice ns long ns those not trented
thus, w ill sweep better nnd not cut the
carpet.
One
In five
three
starch
milk,
double
starch
Chocolate Cream.
qunrt milk. When boiling stir
tablespoonfuls grated chocolate,
tablespoonful«
(la r g e )
corn-
one cupful sugar, one cupful
flavor with vnnilla.
Cook in
boiler until no taste of corn-
For Silverplate.
When putting aw ay best silver a fter
use try placing a piece o f lo a f sugar
In both teapot, coffee pot and hot wa
ter Jug to absorb any moisture thnt
might be left In, and leave Ud open.
$6 $ 7 &
$8
S a v e M o n e y b y W e a r i n g W . L D o u g la s
sh o e *. F o r s a le b y o v e r 9 0 0 0 s h o e d e a le r « .
T h e B eat K n o w n S h o e s in th e W o r l d .
J frM m
W .
L . D ouglas name and the retail price is Vamped on the bot
tom o f all thoes at the factory. T h e value m guaranteed and
the wearer protected against high price, for inferior shoe*. T h e
retail prices are the tame everywhere. TTiey coot no more in San
Franc luo than they do in N ew Y o rk . T h ey are alwavc worth the
price paid for them..
' I Tie quality o f W . L . D ouglas product is guaranteed by more
A than 40 year* experience in m aking line shoes. T h e smart
styles are the leaden in the Fashion Centres o f Am erica.
T h ey are made in a well-eouipped factory at Bruckton, M ass.,
by the highest paid, skilled shoem aken, under the direction and
supervision o f experienced men, all working with an honest
determination to make the best shoes for the price that money
can buy.
A «k yo u r «ho« flr u lr r fo r W . fa. D oo | 1 m «ho««. Vf h e can
not »upplv you w ith th e kin d you w an t, ta k e no o th e r
m a k e . W rite fo r Intercut in if b o o k le t e x p la in in g h ow to
s h o e « o f th e h lg lic« t sta n d a rd o f q u a lity fo r th e p ric e ,
S et
y re tu rn m a il, poMtage fr e e .
^
n
» ei_
tw tta S iM
« ta m p e d
on
th e
b o tto m .
? W. I . D o u g l» Shoe Co.,
185 H p ark Ht., H ro c k to n , M «
GIVE
‘ 8 Y R U P OF F IG 8 ”
TO C O N S T IP A T E D C H ILD
—
Delicious “ Fruit L a x a tive” can’t Harm
tender little Stomach, liver
and bowels.
A Brutal A ttack.
An actor visited a beauty doctor to
see if he could have som ething done
fo r his nose. T h e beauty doctor stud
ied the organ, and suggested a com
plicated straightening and rem odelin g
_______
process— cost, 20 guineas.
" I m ay go you," said the actor,
Look at the tongue, m other!
If
coated, > r little one's stomach, liver thoughtfully. H e stroked his nose b e
and bowels need cleansing at once. fo re the mirror, regardin g it from all
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t! sides. “ Yes, I think I ’ll go you. Hut
sleep, eat or act naturally, or la fe v e r look here, do you prom ise to g iv e my
ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has nose— er— ideal beauty?”
sore throat, diarrhoea, full o f cold, i Th e surgeon ga ve a loud, brutal
g iv e a teaspoonful o f “ C alifornia laugh.
“ A s to Ideal beauty, I can't say,” h e
Syrup o f F ig s," and In a few hours
all the foul, constipated waste, undi replied, “ but, by gosh! I couldn't h elp
gested food and sour bile gen tly moves Im proving it a lo t if I b it it w ith a
out o f its little bowels w ithout grip ham m er.” — B altim ore Am erican.
ing, and you have a w ell, playful child
again.
Aek your druggist fo r a 60-
cent bottle o f "C a lifo rn ia Syrup o f
Figs,” which contains f ’ ll directions
fo r babies chlldr n o f all ages and for
grown-ups.
Misery in Back, Headache
and Pain in Limbs.
Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and
T k c r M r . E d it o r — T o r more than A
disappear with D octor P ierce’ s Golden year I Buffered with misery in the back#
Medical D iscovery. In tablets orliquid. dull headache, pain in the limbs, was
somewhat constipated and slept poorly
Domestic Discord.
at night until I w as about readv to col-
“ Christmas comes but once a year.” laps . Seeing an account o f the won
“ You m erely use that as an argu derful qualities o f "A n u ric ,” prepared
ment to bankrupt m e,” retorted her by Doctor Pierce, o f Buffalo, ii. Y ., I
husband. #" I f it cam e 20 tim es a year Et-nt for a box, and before using the
you’d pay no attention to 1L” — Lou is whole box I ie!t and Etill feel improved-
v ille Courier-Journal.
M y sleep is refreshing, misery reduced,
and life is not the drag it was before. I
most cheerfully recommend this remedy
F O R P IM P L Y F A C E S
to sufferers from like ailment«.
* Yours truly,
W . A . KoBEETS.
Cutlcura Is Best— Sam ples Free by
Mail to Anyone A nyw here.
N o t e *. Y o u ’ ve all undoubtedly heard
An easy, speedy w a y to rem ove
pim ples and blackheads. Sm ear the o f the famous Dr. Pierce and his well-
W ell, this prescrip-
affected surfaces w itn Cutlcura Oint known medicine«.
ment. W ash o ff In fiv e minutes with ! tion is one that has been successfully
Cutlcura Soap and hot w ater, bathing used for many years bv the physicians
and specialists o f Dr. P ierce’s Invalids*
some minutes.
R ep eat night and
H otel and Surgical Institute, o f Buffalo,
morning.
N o better toilet prepara
N . Y , for kidney complaints, and dia-
tions exist.
i ea.=€3 arising from disorders o f tho
F ree sam ple each b y m ail w ith
kidneys and bladder, such as backache,
Book.
Address postcard, Cutlcura.
, weak back, rheumatiem, dropgy. con
Dept. L , Boston.
Sold everyw h ere.
gestion of the kidneys, inflam m ation
— Adv.
c f the bladder, scalding urine, and
| urinary troubles.
W ider Field.
Up to this time, " A n u r ic ” has not
" I want to reach people in all walks • been on sale to the public, bat bv the
o f life."
persuasion o f many patient« and the
“ T h a t’s a narrow audience, old increased demand for this wonderful
man.
B etter include all makes o f healing Tablet, Dr. Pierce has finally
cars.”— L o u is ville Courier-Journal.
decided to put it into the drug stores
of this country within immediate reach
o f all sufferers.
♦
+
I know o f one or tw o leading drug
m
gists in town who have managed to
♦ procure a supply o f " A n u r ic " ior their
anxious customers in and around this
locality.
I f not obtainable send one
| dim e \>y mail to Dr. Pierce for trial
package or 50 cents for full treatment.
ms
«> SE d it o r — Please insert
this letter in
gome conspicuous piai
place m yc u r payer.
Î Clear, Peachy Skin
I
Awaits Anyone Who !
Drinks Hot Water
Says an inside bath, before break-'
fa st helps us look and feel
clean, sweet, fresh.
E y e s ? ;
K eep Kids Kleen
r
ONLY
Ginger Fritters.
Hrlng to the ladling point two cup
fuls o f w ater, one-half cupful o f sugar
and one tenspoonful o f butter, stli In
tw o cupfuls o f sifted flour nnd continue
stirring until the m ixture leaves the
sides o f the pun. Rem ove from flm
tire, cool, add four unbenten eggs, one
nt n time, bent thoroughly nnd add one
cupful o f finely chopped preserved gin
ger. Drop from a spoon Into deep hot
fat, fr y to a golden brown, drain on
soft paper nnd serve with ginger sirup
Com m ercial Perplexities.
“ L e t ’s g iv e that motion picture star slightly flavored with lemon Juice.
an Interest in the business," said the
Jugged Chicken.
film manager.
"L e t's g iv e her the whole business,
Cut up chicken as I f fo r fricassee.
replied the partner, "U n d er the agree T o every pound o f meut allow two
m ent that w e are to have reasonable heaping teaspoonfuls o f flour, one scant
compensation. Then she can owe her
tenspoonful o f salt, one-quarter o f pep
self her enormous salary.” —Exchange.
per. Roll each piece o f chicken In the
mixture. Hack closely in u large bean-
Granulated Eyelids, pot, cover with boiling w ater nnd bake
Eye« inflamed by expo until tender, two or three hours.
sure to Sun, Dust and Wist
uickly relieved by Murluo
Ham, W ith Currant Jelly Sauce.
>e Remedy. N o Smarting,
Put one tnblespoonful o f butter and
juit Eye C o m fo rt.«A t
Your Druggist*! 50c per Bottle. Murine Eya one-half cupful o f currnnt je lly Into a
SoivcinTubei2$c. For Book ol the Eye tree.uk chnflng dish. As soon as melted add a
Druggitti or Murlue Eye Remedy Co., Chicago few grains o f cayenne, one-quarter
cupful o f sherry nnd one cupful o f cold
cooked hnm cut In smnll strips. Sim
«5 *
mer live minutes nnd serve on toast.
({ O V E R A L L S '
Thr vmwt pra< tiral, hralthftil, playtime
rmsmta ever invented for chikirrn I to
years of age. Made in one pierc* with
drop hark. Easily slipped on or oil.
Easily wadud. No tight rlastic hands
^ lo stop circulation. Made in blur
denim, anti genuine blue and white
hickory stnpea. Alto Kuhtef weight,
fast-color material in dark blue, cadet
I blue, tan oc datk red, all appropri
ately trimmed with fast-col or
gala tea. A ll garments made an
Dutch neck with elbow sleeyen
foe high neck and long sleeve*.
REQUIRING
Sparkling
and
vivaciou s— m erry,
bright, a lert— a good, clear skin and
a natural, rosy, health y com plexion
are assured only by pure blood. If
only e v e ry man and wom an could be
induced to adopt the m orning inside
bath, what a gra tify in g change would
take place. Instead o f the thousands of
sickly, anaem ic-looking men, women
and girls, w ith pasty o r muddy com
plexions; instead o f the multitudes
of
"n e rv e
w reck s,"
“ rundowns,” ’
“ brain
fa g s”
and
pessim ists
we
should see a virile, optim istic throng
o f rosy-cheeked people everyw h ere.
An inside bath is had by drinking
each m orning, before breakfast, a
glass o f real hot w a ter w ith a tea
spoonful o f lim estone phosphate in it
to wash from the stomach, liver, kid
neys and ten yards o f bow els the pre
vious day's in digestib le waste, sour
ferm entations
and
poisons,
thus
cleansing, sw eeten in g and freshening
the en tire alim en tary canal before
putting m ore food in to the stomach.
Those subject to sick headache, bil
iousness. nasty breath, rheumatism,
cold; and particu larly those who have
a pallid, sallow com plexion and who
are constipated v e r y often, are urged
to obtain a quarter pound o f lim estone
phosphate at the drug store which
w ill cost but a trifle, but is su fficient
to dem onstrate the quick and rem ark
able change in both health and appear
ance, aw aitin g those w ho practice in
ternal sanitation. W e must rem em
ber that inside cleanliness is m ore im
portant than outside, because the skin
does not absorb im purities to con
tam inate the blood w h ile the pores in
the th irty fee t o f bow els do.
WOMAN SICK
TWO YEARS
Could
Do
No
W ork .
N ow Strong as a
Man.
Chicago, 111. —“ For about two year*
I suffered from a female trouble so E
was unable to walk:
or do any o f my ow n
work. I read about
Lydia E. Pinkham's
V e g e t a b l e Com
pound in the news
papers and deter
mined to try iL I t
brought almost im
mediate relief. M y
weakness has en
tirely disappeared
and I never nad bet
ter health. I weigh
165 pounds and am as strong as a man.
I think money is well spent which pur
chases Lydia E. Pinkham’ s Vegetable
Compound.’ ’— Mrs. Jos. O’B ryan , 1756
Newport A ve., Chicago, 111.
The success o f Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from root«
and herbs, is unnaralleled. I t may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, inflam
mation, ulceration, irregularities, peri
odic pains, backache, bearing-down feel
ing. flatulency, indigestion, dizziness,
and nervous prostration. Lydia E. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound is the stan
dard remedy fur fem ale ills.