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About The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918 | View Entire Issue (April 19, 1917)
Y W hy T h ey Laughed. Th e English toucher wa# In the habit o f reading thu ilay'a lesson aloud before the pupils recited It. T h ey were atudyliiK Macbeth. In thla tragedy Hhakespear« Introduces several storm scenes. Th e one preceding had been a ' L A R G E S T Md F I N ___ m ighty one, where Macbeth curses his 1 H O T E L b ib N O R T H W E S T 1 luck and fate. Everyon e was very I Eric V. lit u i» , l’rHldtnl. [ much Impressed with his wrath. Th e teacher read on, not noticing the change o f scene. l 50 i f c t ì w » l i 7 5 u (: "T h u n d e r!" she exclaim ed, and stop ped. ii» Up k j j j b i m e üp Th e class laughed, but almost as soon as thu young teacher realized l A a d k n « f A a a r x i 'i E u t p U w a l H * l c l t i $ her m istake In accent. It would be hard to say which laughed the hard 200 Ruomi Nacr Both A baolulalpr 1 0 0 Hath* Da pota F lrtp to o i est, the pupils or the teacher.— Indian apolls News. Srsin lB a Hotel Hoyt 10 C E N T "C A 8 C A R E T 8 ” IF B IL I0 U 8 OR C O S TIV E Oornar Sixth and Map I 3 u .. Portland, Ora. Thoroughly Renovated & Decorated For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, Sluggish L iv e r and Bowels— Th ey work w hile you slsep. IdOtJ IIIIItM Manager. Purred Tongue, Dad Taste, Indiges HATCH: 76c tu ft. 9PV5CIAL W««k or Month tion, Sallow Skin and M iserable Head- achea com e from a torpid liv e r and clogged bowels, which cause your stomach to become filled with undl Kvory Font ahoulri carry on« «x - Ini ttm it miv « chanirIn* on th« road. gested food, which sours and fermenta like garbage In a sw ill barrel. That's T H E T W IN R IM flta both front and r*»»r whool. ApplUxI In t> mln- the first step to untold m isery— Indi ut*a. K«v«a llr»**. cloth««, tcnu»«r and religion. gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow I'rtca fti.fiM. Hrnt pare«I po«t prepaid, upon ra- skin, mental fears, eve ryth 'n g that la oatpt of pric«*. horrible and nauseating. A Caacaret 01100« VULCANIZING CO., Thr Til* Stop.” w ill g iv e your conatlpated &33-XI& MurnaUl« »t,, rortland. Orvgun tonight bowels a thorough cleansing and straighten you out by morning. T h ey work w hile you sleep— a 10-cent box V . a l . P o r k , B n e f, from your druggist w ill keep you fe e l P o u ltr y , B u tta r, E g g * ing good fo r mouths. and F a rm P ro d u ca U> lha Ohi KaHahla Eventing hnuaa with a racord of 4 b y vara of Houarv Ihallnjra, and A Short Story. ba aaaumd of TOP MARKET PRICES. Ruth loves M errill. F . M . C K O N K H IT E Merrill loves Ruth. 4S-47 Froal Strani Portland, O r.ra n M errill wants to wander. Ruth wonders w hy he would w an der. W « Arm H uy«m o f Says Ruth, “ L e t us at least wander together.” Hut M errill doesn't want to wander Etc. Your •hipmnnt* lo im will bring to you that way. prom p t rolurna and boat p o n ib b prtcoa. Says he. "N o .” W R IT E F O R S H IP P IN G T A G S . H e exits Ruth lessly, but M errily ! V A L L E Y PRO D U C E C O M P A N Y , (T h e en d .)— Jester. FORD CARS SHIP Veal, Hogs, Hides, Poultry, Eggs, 119 Front HI.. Portland. Orogon L E A R N A TRAD E. Gar Trartor and Auto- mobile mm «/«* in >l«-m«n<i Wm srr flvinut com* pU*l« cmirm® In both for th* pric« of onm tuition, for • «hurt timo only. I.«nr« cl**« now gradual* ing ami hav« room for f«w mom mrn Catalog and detail« fr « H-pAJi Trait VWI>. 2X*k A Portlands Ortfon It Works! Try It T e lls how to loosen a sore, tender corn eo It lifts out without pain. “ C. B . ’’ M I N E R S & CO. UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP ASTOMOStlK ItPAiaiMQ A l l I f llllS I M . S. I. CM 1ST« AMS SlIIAN t i l FSITIAII, OCIMR* H ID E8 . P E L T S . C ASC ARA B AR K, W O OL AND M O H A IR . V* •>*( an jta leva wm« fer priest MS ikippHf tags TNI H. F. Nowrow CO. nrasi. On.. Scant, w«. FRED P. G O R IN, Patent Attorney. Oruaniu-r and Dwvrlopnr I'a trn U securml or K w Itrfundod. FltK E . Toy X Kay I'lata; .h o w . »ve ry bon« in your body righ t through your clothing. Hulbm 701. 7UI A. 701H. 70IC. Central bldg . Seattle STUDY luokkeeping, .horthand, telegraphy, Mle.man.hip, English hranrhee. at an arcmllted «flii.ll. wills, at phone Main IMi for f.taloguf. graduate# guarant,eul poeition.. Ilehnke-Walker Munirle« (To)h-ge, 167 4th Street, rortland, Oregon. T H IC K , G LO S SY H A IR FR E E FROM M o n i urn. DANDRUFF G irls! T r y Itt H air gets s ft, flu ffy and beautiful— Get a 25 cent bottle o f Osnderlne. If you care fo r heavy hair that glis tens with beauty and Is radiant with life ; has an Incomparable softness and Is flu ffy and lustrous, try Dundertne Just one application doubles the beauty f your hair, besides 1 Imme diately dissolves eve ry particle of dandruff. You can not h ave nice heavy, healthy hair If vou have dan druff. Th is destructive scurf robs the hair o f Its lustre, Its strongth and Its very life, and If not overcom e It pro duces a feverishness and It hlng of tho scalp; the hair roots famish, loos en and die; then the hair falls out fast. Surely ge t a 25-cont bottle of K now lton's Danderlne from -n y drug store and Just try It. Know s Better. "W h a t did you say Prof. Dippy's latest Invention w as?” " A muzzle fo r bumble-bees.” "Hut they don't sting from thnt end ” “ So he found out when he attem pted to muzzle them ."— Judge. N o humbug! A ny corn, whether hard, soft or betw een the toes, w ill loosen right up and lift out, without a particle o f pain or soreness. T h is drug Is called freezone and la a compound o f ether dlacovcred by a Cincinnati man. Ask at any drug store fo r a small bottle o f freezone, which w ill cost but a trifle, but Is su fficient to rid one's fee t o f eve ry corn or callous. Put a few drops d irectly upon any tender, aching corn or callous. In stantly the soreness disappears and shortly the corn or callous w ill loosen and can be lifted o ff with the fingers. Th is drug freezone doesn't eat out the corns or callouses but shrivels them without even Irritatin g the sur rounding skin. Just think! N o pain at a ll; no sore ness or sm arting when applying It or afterw ards. If your druggist don’t have freezon e have him order It for you. \ 8 5 c th e suit If your dealer cannot supply you we will send them, charges prepaid on receipt ol price, 65c each. Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. Aa-ttSP sr __ _ _ \iatU by Beware ol Imitations. Look for the Tw# f tones on the Label. L eri Strauss A Co., San Francisco Awarded «RAND PRIZE at the P PI.E. p, N. u. No. 15, 1917. ONE EGG W. L. D O U G L A S Four Economical Preparation# That A re Thoroughly Good, Although Th ey Can Be Made Cheap. Comat arch Pudding -T o one cupful boiling milk add tw o level tablespoon- fills cornstarch, mix with one teaspoon- fill suit nod tw o tahlcspoonfals cold milk. Roll a fe w ml .utes, stirring con stantly, then cook slowly ten minutes. Heat one egg nnd one teaspoonfnl sugar nnd add lo the cornstarch. Cook one minute, add one teaspoonfnl (fa voring. Rem ove from lire nnd beat. Pour Into mold. Queen’s Pudding.— Pour one cupful scalding milk o ver one-fourth cupful bread crumbs. Heat yolk o f one egg with tw o even tablespoonfuls sugar, pinch o f suit and grated rind o f one- foiirth lemon. S tir nil together, put In ¡•uttered dish and bake 1." minutes. Spread over top layer o f Jarn or Jelly and cover with the stiffly beaten white, mixed with tw o tablcspoonfiil* sugar nnd Juice o f one-fourth lemon. Brown In oven. Hnunnu Pudding.— Heat yolk o f on«* egg. tw o tubles[>oonftils sugar Slid one- fourth tenspoonful salt. Add Juice o f one-bnlf tart orange nnd one cupful milk. Arran ge sliced bananas and bread crumbs In baking dish and pour Ibis custard o ver It. Hake In hoi oven 20 minutes. Beat the white o f egg stiff and add two tablespoonfuls sugar nnd Juice o f one h alf orange. Spread on pudding and brown. linked Cornstarch Lemon Meringue. — Ilent one cupful to boiling point, then stir In one level tuhlcspoonfu! but ter blended with same o f cornstarch i ’<Mik one minute, stirring constantly Add the yolk o f one egg. beaten with two tnhlcspooufulB sugar, grilled rind one-fourth lemon. Juice o f one-half lemon nnd pinch o f salt. Hake 20 min utes. Heat w h ite o f egg with three tnhlespoonfuls sugar, spread on toj and brown. Apple Cracker Pudding. T h ro « medium-sized apple*. sly large milk or soda crackers, cold wa ter. one tenspoonful butter, one pin* milk, two eggs, one-balf cupful sugui one tenspoonful lemon extract, nut meg. Crumble the ernckers Into a pudding d ish ; pour over these enough cold wa ter to soak them until soft. Pare th« apples, cut thorn In hnlves. removs core nnd put them on the stove with * small quantity o f w a te r; stew tep minutes. Pour milk over soaked era cl* ers. add eggs beaten, and stir In tb« apples w ith the sugar. Add flavoring and grate nutmeg o ver the top o f the pudding. iP ljc e butter on top Just a» the pudding Is ready to be put Into the oven. Hake In n slow oven until Arm and brown. Serve h o t S o re " THE 8HOE THAT HOLDS ITS S H A P E " S3 $ 3 .5 0 $4 $ 4 .5 0 $5 /As Ale D o r it wait for time to heal your skiivlet Resinol do it now THICK, SWOLLEN GLANDS that make ;i horse W h ee ze , R oar, have T h ic k W in d or C h o k e -d o w n , can be reduced with other Hunches or Swellings. N o b lis te r , n o hair gon e, and horxe kept at work. F.co- nomical—only a few drops required at an ap plication. #2 per bottle delivered. Beck 3 M frts. ARSORIUNL, JR., the antiseptic liniment for mankind, reduces Cysts, Wens, Painful, Swollen Veins and Ulcers. #1 and f 2 a bottle at dealers or delivered. Book "Evidence” free. W. F. YOUNG, P.D.F., 403 Timpla St., Bprlngfidd, Mast. a ls o Favorite Salad. One pint o f baked beans, four tea spoonfuls chopped celery, tw o tnble- spoonfula chopped onions, tw o cupfuls chopped rnw cabbage. M ix together nnd serve with your fa vo rite salad dressing. Caring fo r Brooms. Brooms put Into boiling w ater once a week nnd then plunged Into cold wa ter w ill become tough nnd durable, Inst tw ice ns long ns those not trented thus, w ill sweep better nnd not cut the carpet. One In five three starch milk, double starch Chocolate Cream. qunrt milk. When boiling stir tablespoonfuls grated chocolate, tablespoonful« (la r g e ) corn- one cupful sugar, one cupful flavor with vnnilla. Cook in boiler until no taste of corn- For Silverplate. When putting aw ay best silver a fter use try placing a piece o f lo a f sugar In both teapot, coffee pot and hot wa ter Jug to absorb any moisture thnt might be left In, and leave Ud open. $6 $ 7 & $8 S a v e M o n e y b y W e a r i n g W . L D o u g la s sh o e *. F o r s a le b y o v e r 9 0 0 0 s h o e d e a le r « . T h e B eat K n o w n S h o e s in th e W o r l d . J frM m W . L . D ouglas name and the retail price is Vamped on the bot tom o f all thoes at the factory. T h e value m guaranteed and the wearer protected against high price, for inferior shoe*. T h e retail prices are the tame everywhere. TTiey coot no more in San Franc luo than they do in N ew Y o rk . T h ey are alwavc worth the price paid for them.. ' I Tie quality o f W . L . D ouglas product is guaranteed by more A than 40 year* experience in m aking line shoes. T h e smart styles are the leaden in the Fashion Centres o f Am erica. T h ey are made in a well-eouipped factory at Bruckton, M ass., by the highest paid, skilled shoem aken, under the direction and supervision o f experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. A «k yo u r «ho« flr u lr r fo r W . fa. D oo | 1 m «ho««. Vf h e can not »upplv you w ith th e kin d you w an t, ta k e no o th e r m a k e . W rite fo r Intercut in if b o o k le t e x p la in in g h ow to s h o e « o f th e h lg lic« t sta n d a rd o f q u a lity fo r th e p ric e , S et y re tu rn m a il, poMtage fr e e . ^ n » ei_ tw tta S iM « ta m p e d on th e b o tto m . ? W. I . D o u g l» Shoe Co., 185 H p ark Ht., H ro c k to n , M « GIVE ‘ 8 Y R U P OF F IG 8 ” TO C O N S T IP A T E D C H ILD — Delicious “ Fruit L a x a tive” can’t Harm tender little Stomach, liver and bowels. A Brutal A ttack. An actor visited a beauty doctor to see if he could have som ething done fo r his nose. T h e beauty doctor stud ied the organ, and suggested a com plicated straightening and rem odelin g _______ process— cost, 20 guineas. " I m ay go you," said the actor, Look at the tongue, m other! If coated, > r little one's stomach, liver thoughtfully. H e stroked his nose b e and bowels need cleansing at once. fo re the mirror, regardin g it from all When peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t! sides. “ Yes, I think I ’ll go you. Hut sleep, eat or act naturally, or la fe v e r look here, do you prom ise to g iv e my ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has nose— er— ideal beauty?” sore throat, diarrhoea, full o f cold, i Th e surgeon ga ve a loud, brutal g iv e a teaspoonful o f “ C alifornia laugh. “ A s to Ideal beauty, I can't say,” h e Syrup o f F ig s," and In a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, undi replied, “ but, by gosh! I couldn't h elp gested food and sour bile gen tly moves Im proving it a lo t if I b it it w ith a out o f its little bowels w ithout grip ham m er.” — B altim ore Am erican. ing, and you have a w ell, playful child again. Aek your druggist fo r a 60- cent bottle o f "C a lifo rn ia Syrup o f Figs,” which contains f ’ ll directions fo r babies chlldr n o f all ages and for grown-ups. Misery in Back, Headache and Pain in Limbs. Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and T k c r M r . E d it o r — T o r more than A disappear with D octor P ierce’ s Golden year I Buffered with misery in the back# Medical D iscovery. In tablets orliquid. dull headache, pain in the limbs, was somewhat constipated and slept poorly Domestic Discord. at night until I w as about readv to col- “ Christmas comes but once a year.” laps . Seeing an account o f the won “ You m erely use that as an argu derful qualities o f "A n u ric ,” prepared ment to bankrupt m e,” retorted her by Doctor Pierce, o f Buffalo, ii. Y ., I husband. #" I f it cam e 20 tim es a year Et-nt for a box, and before using the you’d pay no attention to 1L” — Lou is whole box I ie!t and Etill feel improved- v ille Courier-Journal. M y sleep is refreshing, misery reduced, and life is not the drag it was before. I most cheerfully recommend this remedy F O R P IM P L Y F A C E S to sufferers from like ailment«. * Yours truly, W . A . KoBEETS. Cutlcura Is Best— Sam ples Free by Mail to Anyone A nyw here. N o t e *. Y o u ’ ve all undoubtedly heard An easy, speedy w a y to rem ove pim ples and blackheads. Sm ear the o f the famous Dr. Pierce and his well- W ell, this prescrip- affected surfaces w itn Cutlcura Oint known medicine«. ment. W ash o ff In fiv e minutes with ! tion is one that has been successfully Cutlcura Soap and hot w ater, bathing used for many years bv the physicians and specialists o f Dr. P ierce’s Invalids* some minutes. R ep eat night and H otel and Surgical Institute, o f Buffalo, morning. N o better toilet prepara N . Y , for kidney complaints, and dia- tions exist. i ea.=€3 arising from disorders o f tho F ree sam ple each b y m ail w ith kidneys and bladder, such as backache, Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura. , weak back, rheumatiem, dropgy. con Dept. L , Boston. Sold everyw h ere. gestion of the kidneys, inflam m ation — Adv. c f the bladder, scalding urine, and | urinary troubles. W ider Field. Up to this time, " A n u r ic ” has not " I want to reach people in all walks • been on sale to the public, bat bv the o f life." persuasion o f many patient« and the “ T h a t’s a narrow audience, old increased demand for this wonderful man. B etter include all makes o f healing Tablet, Dr. Pierce has finally cars.”— L o u is ville Courier-Journal. decided to put it into the drug stores of this country within immediate reach o f all sufferers. ♦ + I know o f one or tw o leading drug m gists in town who have managed to ♦ procure a supply o f " A n u r ic " ior their anxious customers in and around this locality. I f not obtainable send one | dim e \>y mail to Dr. Pierce for trial package or 50 cents for full treatment. ms «> SE d it o r — Please insert this letter in gome conspicuous piai place m yc u r payer. Î Clear, Peachy Skin I Awaits Anyone Who ! Drinks Hot Water Says an inside bath, before break-' fa st helps us look and feel clean, sweet, fresh. E y e s ? ; K eep Kids Kleen r ONLY Ginger Fritters. Hrlng to the ladling point two cup fuls o f w ater, one-half cupful o f sugar and one tenspoonful o f butter, stli In tw o cupfuls o f sifted flour nnd continue stirring until the m ixture leaves the sides o f the pun. Rem ove from flm tire, cool, add four unbenten eggs, one nt n time, bent thoroughly nnd add one cupful o f finely chopped preserved gin ger. Drop from a spoon Into deep hot fat, fr y to a golden brown, drain on soft paper nnd serve with ginger sirup Com m ercial Perplexities. “ L e t ’s g iv e that motion picture star slightly flavored with lemon Juice. an Interest in the business," said the Jugged Chicken. film manager. "L e t's g iv e her the whole business, Cut up chicken as I f fo r fricassee. replied the partner, "U n d er the agree T o every pound o f meut allow two m ent that w e are to have reasonable heaping teaspoonfuls o f flour, one scant compensation. Then she can owe her tenspoonful o f salt, one-quarter o f pep self her enormous salary.” —Exchange. per. Roll each piece o f chicken In the mixture. Hack closely in u large bean- Granulated Eyelids, pot, cover with boiling w ater nnd bake Eye« inflamed by expo until tender, two or three hours. sure to Sun, Dust and Wist uickly relieved by Murluo Ham, W ith Currant Jelly Sauce. >e Remedy. N o Smarting, Put one tnblespoonful o f butter and juit Eye C o m fo rt.«A t Your Druggist*! 50c per Bottle. Murine Eya one-half cupful o f currnnt je lly Into a SoivcinTubei2$c. For Book ol the Eye tree.uk chnflng dish. As soon as melted add a Druggitti or Murlue Eye Remedy Co., Chicago few grains o f cayenne, one-quarter cupful o f sherry nnd one cupful o f cold cooked hnm cut In smnll strips. Sim «5 * mer live minutes nnd serve on toast. ({ O V E R A L L S ' Thr vmwt pra< tiral, hralthftil, playtime rmsmta ever invented for chikirrn I to years of age. Made in one pierc* with drop hark. Easily slipped on or oil. Easily wadud. No tight rlastic hands ^ lo stop circulation. Made in blur denim, anti genuine blue and white hickory stnpea. Alto Kuhtef weight, fast-color material in dark blue, cadet I blue, tan oc datk red, all appropri ately trimmed with fast-col or gala tea. A ll garments made an Dutch neck with elbow sleeyen foe high neck and long sleeve*. REQUIRING Sparkling and vivaciou s— m erry, bright, a lert— a good, clear skin and a natural, rosy, health y com plexion are assured only by pure blood. If only e v e ry man and wom an could be induced to adopt the m orning inside bath, what a gra tify in g change would take place. Instead o f the thousands of sickly, anaem ic-looking men, women and girls, w ith pasty o r muddy com plexions; instead o f the multitudes of "n e rv e w reck s," “ rundowns,” ’ “ brain fa g s” and pessim ists we should see a virile, optim istic throng o f rosy-cheeked people everyw h ere. An inside bath is had by drinking each m orning, before breakfast, a glass o f real hot w a ter w ith a tea spoonful o f lim estone phosphate in it to wash from the stomach, liver, kid neys and ten yards o f bow els the pre vious day's in digestib le waste, sour ferm entations and poisons, thus cleansing, sw eeten in g and freshening the en tire alim en tary canal before putting m ore food in to the stomach. Those subject to sick headache, bil iousness. nasty breath, rheumatism, cold; and particu larly those who have a pallid, sallow com plexion and who are constipated v e r y often, are urged to obtain a quarter pound o f lim estone phosphate at the drug store which w ill cost but a trifle, but is su fficient to dem onstrate the quick and rem ark able change in both health and appear ance, aw aitin g those w ho practice in ternal sanitation. W e must rem em ber that inside cleanliness is m ore im portant than outside, because the skin does not absorb im purities to con tam inate the blood w h ile the pores in the th irty fee t o f bow els do. WOMAN SICK TWO YEARS Could Do No W ork . N ow Strong as a Man. Chicago, 111. —“ For about two year* I suffered from a female trouble so E was unable to walk: or do any o f my ow n work. I read about Lydia E. Pinkham's V e g e t a b l e Com pound in the news papers and deter mined to try iL I t brought almost im mediate relief. M y weakness has en tirely disappeared and I never nad bet ter health. I weigh 165 pounds and am as strong as a man. I think money is well spent which pur chases Lydia E. Pinkham’ s Vegetable Compound.’ ’— Mrs. Jos. O’B ryan , 1756 Newport A ve., Chicago, 111. The success o f Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, made from root« and herbs, is unnaralleled. I t may be used with perfect confidence by women who suffer from displacements, inflam mation, ulceration, irregularities, peri odic pains, backache, bearing-down feel ing. flatulency, indigestion, dizziness, and nervous prostration. Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound is the stan dard remedy fur fem ale ills.