Y W hy T h ey Laughed. Th e English toucher wa# In the habit o f reading thu ilay'a lesson aloud before the pupils recited It. T h ey were atudyliiK Macbeth. In thla tragedy Hhakespear« Introduces several storm scenes. Th e one preceding had been a ' L A R G E S T Md F I N ___ m ighty one, where Macbeth curses his 1 H O T E L b ib N O R T H W E S T 1 luck and fate. Everyon e was very I Eric V. lit u i» , l’rHldtnl. [ much Impressed with his wrath. Th e teacher read on, not noticing the change o f scene. l 50 i f c t ì w » l i 7 5 u (: "T h u n d e r!" she exclaim ed, and stop ped. ii» Up k j j j b i m e üp Th e class laughed, but almost as soon as thu young teacher realized l A a d k n « f A a a r x i 'i E u t p U w a l H * l c l t i $ her m istake In accent. It would be hard to say which laughed the hard 200 Ruomi Nacr Both A baolulalpr 1 0 0 Hath* Da pota F lrtp to o i est, the pupils or the teacher.— Indian apolls News. Srsin lB a Hotel Hoyt 10 C E N T "C A 8 C A R E T 8 ” IF B IL I0 U 8 OR C O S TIV E Oornar Sixth and Map I 3 u .. Portland, Ora. Thoroughly Renovated & Decorated For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, Sluggish L iv e r and Bowels— Th ey work w hile you slsep. IdOtJ IIIIItM Manager. Purred Tongue, Dad Taste, Indiges­ HATCH: 76c tu ft. 9PV5CIAL W««k or Month tion, Sallow Skin and M iserable Head- achea com e from a torpid liv e r and clogged bowels, which cause your stomach to become filled with undl Kvory Font ahoulri carry on« «x - Ini ttm it miv « chanirIn* on th« road. gested food, which sours and fermenta like garbage In a sw ill barrel. That's T H E T W IN R IM flta both front and r*»»r whool. ApplUxI In t> mln- the first step to untold m isery— Indi­ ut*a. K«v«a llr»**. cloth««, tcnu»«r and religion. gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow I'rtca fti.fiM. Hrnt pare«I po«t prepaid, upon ra- skin, mental fears, eve ryth 'n g that la oatpt of pric«*. horrible and nauseating. A Caacaret 01100« VULCANIZING CO., Thr Til* Stop.” w ill g iv e your conatlpated &33-XI& MurnaUl« »t,, rortland. Orvgun tonight bowels a thorough cleansing and straighten you out by morning. T h ey work w hile you sleep— a 10-cent box V . a l . P o r k , B n e f, from your druggist w ill keep you fe e l­ P o u ltr y , B u tta r, E g g * ing good fo r mouths. and F a rm P ro d u ca U> lha Ohi KaHahla Eventing hnuaa with a racord of 4 b y vara of Houarv Ihallnjra, and A Short Story. ba aaaumd of TOP MARKET PRICES. Ruth loves M errill. F . M . C K O N K H IT E Merrill loves Ruth. 4S-47 Froal Strani Portland, O r.ra n M errill wants to wander. Ruth wonders w hy he would w an­ der. W « Arm H uy«m o f Says Ruth, “ L e t us at least wander together.” Hut M errill doesn't want to wander Etc. Your •hipmnnt* lo im will bring to you that way. prom p t rolurna and boat p o n ib b prtcoa. Says he. "N o .” W R IT E F O R S H IP P IN G T A G S . H e exits Ruth lessly, but M errily ! V A L L E Y PRO D U C E C O M P A N Y , (T h e en d .)— Jester. FORD CARS SHIP Veal, Hogs, Hides, Poultry, Eggs, 119 Front HI.. Portland. Orogon L E A R N A TRAD E. Gar Trartor and Auto- mobile mm «/«* in >l«-m«n. 2X*k A Portlands Ortfon It Works! Try It T e lls how to loosen a sore, tender corn eo It lifts out without pain. “ C. B . ’’ M I N E R S & CO. UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP ASTOMOStlK ItPAiaiMQ A l l I f llllS I M . S. I. CM 1ST« AMS SlIIAN t i l FSITIAII, OCIMR* H ID E8 . P E L T S . C ASC ARA B AR K, W O OL AND M O H A IR . V* •>*( an jta leva wm« fer priest MS ikippHf tags TNI H. F. Nowrow CO. nrasi. On.. Scant, w«. FRED P. G O R IN, Patent Attorney. Oruaniu-r and Dwvrlopnr I'a trn U securml or K w Itrfundod. FltK E . Toy X Kay I'lata; .h o w . »ve ry bon« in your body righ t through your clothing. Hulbm 701. 7UI A. 701H. 70IC. Central bldg . Seattle STUDY luokkeeping, .horthand, telegraphy, Mle.man.hip, English hranrhee. at an arcmllted «flii.ll. wills, at phone Main IMi for f.taloguf. graduate# guarant,eul poeition.. Ilehnke-Walker Munirle« (To)h-ge, 167 4th Street, rortland, Oregon. T H IC K , G LO S SY H A IR FR E E FROM M o n i urn. DANDRUFF G irls! T r y Itt H air gets s ft, flu ffy and beautiful— Get a 25 cent bottle o f Osnderlne. If you care fo r heavy hair that glis­ tens with beauty and Is radiant with life ; has an Incomparable softness and Is flu ffy and lustrous, try Dundertne Just one application doubles the beauty f your hair, besides 1 Imme­ diately dissolves eve ry particle of dandruff. You can not h ave nice heavy, healthy hair If vou have dan­ druff. Th is destructive scurf robs the hair o f Its lustre, Its strongth and Its very life, and If not overcom e It pro­ duces a feverishness and It hlng of tho scalp; the hair roots famish, loos en and die; then the hair falls out fast. Surely ge t a 25-cont bottle of K now lton's Danderlne from -n y drug store and Just try It. Know s Better. "W h a t did you say Prof. Dippy's latest Invention w as?” " A muzzle fo r bumble-bees.” "Hut they don't sting from thnt end ” “ So he found out when he attem pted to muzzle them ."— Judge. N o humbug! A ny corn, whether hard, soft or betw een the toes, w ill loosen right up and lift out, without a particle o f pain or soreness. T h is drug Is called freezone and la a compound o f ether dlacovcred by a Cincinnati man. Ask at any drug store fo r a small bottle o f freezone, which w ill cost but a trifle, but Is su fficient to rid one's fee t o f eve ry corn or callous. Put a few drops d irectly upon any tender, aching corn or callous. In stantly the soreness disappears and shortly the corn or callous w ill loosen and can be lifted o ff with the fingers. Th is drug freezone doesn't eat out the corns or callouses but shrivels them without even Irritatin g the sur­ rounding skin. Just think! N o pain at a ll; no sore ness or sm arting when applying It or afterw ards. If your druggist don’t have freezon e have him order It for you. \ 8 5 c th e suit If your dealer cannot supply you we will send them, charges prepaid on receipt ol price, 65c each. Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. Aa-ttSP sr __ _ _ \iatU by Beware ol Imitations. Look for the Tw# f tones on the Label. L eri Strauss A Co., San Francisco Awarded «RAND PRIZE at the P PI.E. p, N. u. No. 15, 1917. ONE EGG W. L. D O U G L A S Four Economical Preparation# That A re Thoroughly Good, Although Th ey Can Be Made Cheap. Comat arch Pudding -T o one cupful boiling milk add tw o level tablespoon- fills cornstarch, mix with one teaspoon- fill suit nod tw o tahlcspoonfals cold milk. Roll a fe w ml .utes, stirring con­ stantly, then cook slowly ten minutes. Heat one egg nnd one teaspoonfnl sugar nnd add lo the cornstarch. Cook one minute, add one teaspoonfnl (fa­ voring. Rem ove from lire nnd beat. Pour Into mold. Queen’s Pudding.— Pour one cupful scalding milk o ver one-fourth cupful bread crumbs. Heat yolk o f one egg with tw o even tablespoonfuls sugar, pinch o f suit and grated rind o f one- foiirth lemon. S tir nil together, put In ¡•uttered dish and bake 1." minutes. Spread over top layer o f Jarn or Jelly and cover with the stiffly beaten white, mixed with tw o tablcspoonfiil* sugar nnd Juice o f one-fourth lemon. Brown In oven. Hnunnu Pudding.— Heat yolk o f on«* egg. tw o tubles[>oonftils sugar Slid one- fourth tenspoonful salt. Add Juice o f one-bnlf tart orange nnd one cupful milk. Arran ge sliced bananas and bread crumbs In baking dish and pour Ibis custard o ver It. Hake In hoi oven 20 minutes. Beat the white o f egg stiff and add two tablespoonfuls sugar nnd Juice o f one h alf orange. Spread on pudding and brown. linked Cornstarch Lemon Meringue. — Ilent one cupful to boiling point, then stir In one level tuhlcspoonfu! but­ ter blended with same o f cornstarch i ’ r little one's stomach, liver thoughtfully. H e stroked his nose b e ­ and bowels need cleansing at once. fo re the mirror, regardin g it from all When peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t! sides. “ Yes, I think I ’ll go you. Hut sleep, eat or act naturally, or la fe v e r­ look here, do you prom ise to g iv e my ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has nose— er— ideal beauty?” sore throat, diarrhoea, full o f cold, i Th e surgeon ga ve a loud, brutal g iv e a teaspoonful o f “ C alifornia laugh. “ A s to Ideal beauty, I can't say,” h e Syrup o f F ig s," and In a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, undi­ replied, “ but, by gosh! I couldn't h elp gested food and sour bile gen tly moves Im proving it a lo t if I b it it w ith a out o f its little bowels w ithout grip ­ ham m er.” — B altim ore Am erican. ing, and you have a w ell, playful child again. Aek your druggist fo r a 60- cent bottle o f "C a lifo rn ia Syrup o f Figs,” which contains f ’ ll directions fo r babies chlldr n o f all ages and for grown-ups. Misery in Back, Headache and Pain in Limbs. Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and T k c r M r . E d it o r — T o r more than A disappear with D octor P ierce’ s Golden year I Buffered with misery in the back# Medical D iscovery. In tablets orliquid. dull headache, pain in the limbs, was somewhat constipated and slept poorly Domestic Discord. at night until I w as about readv to col- “ Christmas comes but once a year.” laps . Seeing an account o f the won­ “ You m erely use that as an argu­ derful qualities o f "A n u ric ,” prepared ment to bankrupt m e,” retorted her by Doctor Pierce, o f Buffalo, ii. Y ., I husband. #" I f it cam e 20 tim es a year Et-nt for a box, and before using the you’d pay no attention to 1L” — Lou is­ whole box I ie!t and Etill feel improved- v ille Courier-Journal. M y sleep is refreshing, misery reduced, and life is not the drag it was before. I most cheerfully recommend this remedy F O R P IM P L Y F A C E S to sufferers from like ailment«. * Yours truly, W . A . KoBEETS. Cutlcura Is Best— Sam ples Free by Mail to Anyone A nyw here. N o t e *. Y o u ’ ve all undoubtedly heard An easy, speedy w a y to rem ove pim ples and blackheads. Sm ear the o f the famous Dr. Pierce and his well- W ell, this prescrip- affected surfaces w itn Cutlcura Oint­ known medicine«. ment. W ash o ff In fiv e minutes with ! tion is one that has been successfully Cutlcura Soap and hot w ater, bathing used for many years bv the physicians and specialists o f Dr. P ierce’s Invalids* some minutes. R ep eat night and H otel and Surgical Institute, o f Buffalo, morning. N o better toilet prepara­ N . Y , for kidney complaints, and dia- tions exist. i ea.=€3 arising from disorders o f tho F ree sam ple each b y m ail w ith kidneys and bladder, such as backache, Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura. , weak back, rheumatiem, dropgy. con­ Dept. L , Boston. Sold everyw h ere. gestion of the kidneys, inflam m ation — Adv. c f the bladder, scalding urine, and | urinary troubles. W ider Field. Up to this time, " A n u r ic ” has not " I want to reach people in all walks • been on sale to the public, bat bv the o f life." persuasion o f many patient« and the “ T h a t’s a narrow audience, old increased demand for this wonderful man. B etter include all makes o f healing Tablet, Dr. Pierce has finally cars.”— L o u is ville Courier-Journal. decided to put it into the drug stores of this country within immediate reach o f all sufferers. ♦ + I know o f one or tw o leading drug­ m gists in town who have managed to ♦ procure a supply o f " A n u r ic " ior their anxious customers in and around this locality. I f not obtainable send one | dim e \>y mail to Dr. Pierce for trial package or 50 cents for full treatment. ms «> SE d it o r — Please insert this letter in gome conspicuous piai place m yc u r payer. Î Clear, Peachy Skin I Awaits Anyone Who ! Drinks Hot Water Says an inside bath, before break-' fa st helps us look and feel clean, sweet, fresh. E y e s ? ; K eep Kids Kleen r ONLY Ginger Fritters. Hrlng to the ladling point two cup­ fuls o f w ater, one-half cupful o f sugar and one tenspoonful o f butter, stli In tw o cupfuls o f sifted flour nnd continue stirring until the m ixture leaves the sides o f the pun. Rem ove from flm tire, cool, add four unbenten eggs, one nt n time, bent thoroughly nnd add one cupful o f finely chopped preserved gin­ ger. Drop from a spoon Into deep hot fat, fr y to a golden brown, drain on soft paper nnd serve with ginger sirup Com m ercial Perplexities. “ L e t ’s g iv e that motion picture star slightly flavored with lemon Juice. an Interest in the business," said the Jugged Chicken. film manager. "L e t's g iv e her the whole business, Cut up chicken as I f fo r fricassee. replied the partner, "U n d er the agree­ T o every pound o f meut allow two m ent that w e are to have reasonable heaping teaspoonfuls o f flour, one scant compensation. Then she can owe her­ tenspoonful o f salt, one-quarter o f pep­ self her enormous salary.” —Exchange. per. Roll each piece o f chicken In the mixture. Hack closely in u large bean- Granulated Eyelids, pot, cover with boiling w ater nnd bake Eye« inflamed by expo­ until tender, two or three hours. sure to Sun, Dust and Wist uickly relieved by Murluo Ham, W ith Currant Jelly Sauce. >e Remedy. N o Smarting, Put one tnblespoonful o f butter and juit Eye C o m fo rt.«A t Your Druggist*! 50c per Bottle. Murine Eya one-half cupful o f currnnt je lly Into a SoivcinTubei2$c. For Book ol the Eye tree.uk chnflng dish. As soon as melted add a Druggitti or Murlue Eye Remedy Co., Chicago few grains o f cayenne, one-quarter cupful o f sherry nnd one cupful o f cold cooked hnm cut In smnll strips. Sim­ «5 * mer live minutes nnd serve on toast. ({ O V E R A L L S ' Thr vmwt pra< tiral, hralthftil, playtime rmsmta ever invented for chikirrn I to years of age. Made in one pierc* with drop hark. Easily slipped on or oil. Easily wadud. No tight rlastic hands ^ lo stop circulation. Made in blur denim, anti genuine blue and white hickory stnpea. Alto Kuhtef weight, fast-color material in dark blue, cadet I blue, tan oc datk red, all appropri­ ately trimmed with fast-col or gala tea. A ll garments made an Dutch neck with elbow sleeyen foe high neck and long sleeve*. REQUIRING Sparkling and vivaciou s— m erry, bright, a lert— a good, clear skin and a natural, rosy, health y com plexion are assured only by pure blood. If only e v e ry man and wom an could be induced to adopt the m orning inside bath, what a gra tify in g change would take place. Instead o f the thousands of sickly, anaem ic-looking men, women and girls, w ith pasty o r muddy com­ plexions; instead o f the multitudes of "n e rv e w reck s," “ rundowns,” ’ “ brain fa g s” and pessim ists we should see a virile, optim istic throng o f rosy-cheeked people everyw h ere. An inside bath is had by drinking each m orning, before breakfast, a glass o f real hot w a ter w ith a tea­ spoonful o f lim estone phosphate in it to wash from the stomach, liver, kid­ neys and ten yards o f bow els the pre­ vious day's in digestib le waste, sour ferm entations and poisons, thus cleansing, sw eeten in g and freshening the en tire alim en tary canal before putting m ore food in to the stomach. Those subject to sick headache, bil­ iousness. nasty breath, rheumatism, cold; and particu larly those who have a pallid, sallow com plexion and who are constipated v e r y often, are urged to obtain a quarter pound o f lim estone phosphate at the drug store which w ill cost but a trifle, but is su fficient to dem onstrate the quick and rem ark­ able change in both health and appear­ ance, aw aitin g those w ho practice in­ ternal sanitation. W e must rem em ­ ber that inside cleanliness is m ore im ­ portant than outside, because the skin does not absorb im purities to con­ tam inate the blood w h ile the pores in the th irty fee t o f bow els do. WOMAN SICK TWO YEARS Could Do No W ork . N ow Strong as a Man. Chicago, 111. —“ For about two year* I suffered from a female trouble so E was unable to walk: or do any o f my ow n work. I read about Lydia E. Pinkham's V e g e t a b l e Com­ pound in the news­ papers and deter­ mined to try iL I t brought almost im­ mediate relief. M y weakness has en­ tirely disappeared and I never nad bet­ ter health. I weigh 165 pounds and am as strong as a man. I think money is well spent which pur­ chases Lydia E. Pinkham’ s Vegetable Compound.’ ’— Mrs. Jos. O’B ryan , 1756 Newport A ve., Chicago, 111. The success o f Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, made from root« and herbs, is unnaralleled. I t may be used with perfect confidence by women who suffer from displacements, inflam­ mation, ulceration, irregularities, peri­ odic pains, backache, bearing-down feel­ ing. flatulency, indigestion, dizziness, and nervous prostration. Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound is the stan­ dard remedy fur fem ale ills.