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About The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 25, 1917)
I WHY AVIATORS FALL MULTN H wT, - NOT PO RTXAND O I LARG EST and FINEST 1 HOTEL M ikr|N()HTH W EST Reso mfjL 75 ,| I I »I* V. Kauiar. Prtaidcnl. I Rooms $ 1 .IK) M ( 1 Sample ; 3 ■ i B tl Rooms $2 D p, f Day Up lA.Miibn ti Kmnut'i L u r p lio u j H »i«l»L .® ® SHIP Veal, Pork, H«cf, « Poultry, Butter, E ( ( i and Farm Produc« in th» Old Ifrllnl*!» b v*«rtilntr liouan with • r*,r«*r<! of 45 jrrar« of S*itj*r. I ami U waiiml of TOP MARK* I I'HK PJ4. F. M. CKONKHITE 41^47 P r o fit H t r « » t P o r t la n d , O r t u o n HIDES. P E L T S . CASC ARA BARK, W OOL AND MOHA IR . We weal *H you ftitt Wnie lor prices and ihnpr.i; t « (i T hi H. F. N orton C o . nmmd. ore.; saattii, wa. ARE YOU GOING EA8TP ( «mault um Almut m*Iur**d frelicht rntr*« on h'iti»«'hol<l a • xm | h to nil (joint». K **t through A«*rvlr«’ Pa rtite < - # ■ ( P o r * a r < !iit jf < n m p A iif, ¿01 MaraliAll 2 1 4 7 . W llrut lluildinff. Portlund. Orr. 0NE00N VULCARIZINO COMPANY m«jv«ni Ui 333 Ur 7 HunmUi*» Ht.. Port land. Onv IdMrtf«*At Tim H«palr Plant In th» Northwest. Country Mrvlca• U a » P a r r * I Pu ai. FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney, Orirafilx* r and Dev©k»p*»r. patmtii aerurwl or FKE RKKUNIiKU, (rpr btwk on |int**r»Ui. Huit«*« 701, 701-A. 701-It and 701-C. ( Vntral buttili tut. Seattle. » Good Medicine ^ promptly COLDS ANO LA MIMI lA J C d Y C BRIAK UP A COLO n C C K O TABU IS ■ 2 Sc Ail druiiM* all IS A Retold For Phyalciana. The MacTavlsh wa< not a mean man. No; he Just knew the value of money. So, when the MacTavlah developed a More throat he medltuted fearfully upon the expenditure of a doctor'« fee. Aa an alternative he hunK about for a day and a half outalde the local doc t o r « Cbtahllahment. Finally he man aged to catch the great man. “ Say, doctor! Ilo o ’a beez'ne«a wT ye the noo?" "Oh, feyr. fe y r !" “ Ah a'poae ye've a deal o' preacrlb- in’ tae dae fer coold« an' «air throats?'* " A y !" “ An* what dan ye gln'rnlly glo fer a «air throat?" “ Naethln*,“ replied the canny old doctor. "1 dlnna want a »air throat." < IhlCAfO News. He Won. "Ilofore you kl«n me. Horace, let me tell you that Fred ha« given Kitty a diamond ring. You have never Riven me one." “ Dearest, It 1« only Kiris who are not precious In themselves who re quire the aid of precious stones.” "O, you may kiss me twice, Hor a ce!”— Fond du Lac Reporter. A LW A Y S BECAUSE TH E IR MACHINE 18 BROKEN. Scientist Expresses Belief That The High Altitude Frequently Affects "Airm en"— Has Made Many Tects Apparently Proving It. We often hear 11 wild Unit the avia tor Who fnllx to the Mirth Is the victim of a broken itiacliliic. When an aviator lulls to his dentil Ills machine Is ijmiiu I- l y no badly damaged that ll I n Impos sible to say which part was not In _-ood working condition. Doctor I’lttcxek, a well known Tier- man Melodist, I iiim long NllMpeeted that file fault v ' m not with the machine at all III tlllie eiiMeM ollt of tell, blit tliHt Nome profound change, cither physio logical or psychic, causes the aviator in lose control of the motor. Such a change, lie thinks, may be due to the extremely blgb altitude. lie tested Ids' theory with n pneu matic cabinet, mo constructed Ibnt the itiiio.Npberle pressure could be quickly diminished. In this he placed u nor mal, bcallhy man. He then reduced i lie pressure of ulr to correspond to an altitude of 12,000 feet. Doctor I’ liiczek fiund by various tests to which be subjected the man in the cabinet that the |s»wer o f con centration was materially Impuircd. lit some way also muscular activity wits hampered, that Is to say tbe muscles did not respond either with alacrity or precision to the impulses of the will. The enflrc loeehnnlsio of the human machine, through luck of ‘•etitrulltcd action, wus thrown out of gea r. In addition to the diminished litmus- phcrle pressure from which the aviator and the subject In the cabinet ullke suffered, the aviator Iuhors under an appreciable excitement. He Is sub- leetcd, furthermore, to u continual change o f atmospheric pressure, the saute being now gn-uter, now less, as the airplane is swept up or downward by currents of air, which, ut u greut altitude, are swift and strong, so that the task, both dlUleult and delicate, of Instantaneously adjusting Itself to con- tluuous changes, Is luld upon his or- ganlsm. The aviator utso has other dltDcul- ties to contend with. The difference In temperature from the earth ho has left and the altitude In which he oi>crmes is Intense, and he cannot escape from the wind, which accentuates the cold. and, nt llrst contracting the blood ves sels. later expands them a« they be come paralyzed by the cold. Then, when they are enlarged, tnore blood rushes to the skin to till the enlarged vessels, and the Internal orguns sud- demy tlud themselves with n dimin ished and Insuttlelent supply of blood. This Is not a wholesome condition for any of the organs, hut for the brutu and heart It Is particularly serious. Such la Perversity. Good Work of Ozone. Oootl advice In bo generally objec The effect o f ozone upon «low-heal tionable that some men won't accept it oven when you tell them not to ing wounds seems to commend It to make fools of them «elve«.— Houston extensive use. In 21 cases rei>orted ny Dr. (ieorge Stoker of the Oxygen hos 1’ost. pital in London, the Injuries, chiefly In We Get You, Madam. cavities o f the long I »ones, had persisted " lie used such grand words and ele from three weeks to fourteen mouths, gant language," «aid Mrs. Iilunderby of but nftqr the direct application of a lecturer «he had heard: "he «Imply »»zone cure was complete within live electrotyped his audience."— lioaton days to seven weeks. Resides Its direct Transcript. cleansing notion, the < zone greatly nhts lu eliminating dead hone, foreign bodies ami harmful deposits. It was concluded that this substance nets as a . very efficacious germicide, serves through the wounded tissue ns a pow- erful stimulant o f the circulation, und promotes the ‘combination of oxygen with hemoglobin In the blood. The llrst application o f ozone brings about an Increase of pus, which Is followed by clear serum, then by reddish serum, Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap have been when the healing process becomes recommended l>y physii isne sod nurses for many much accelerated. years in tire treatment ol infantile rrlcm.r, tcctlim*; rssh, i lu/ing, rtr lliey contain ri'«!,in* r*inch could Danger In Raw Pork. ooariMy injure or Irritate tbs tendered akin. Sold by all rimettiate. Retinal Sam/ faa baby't bttth lemJt There Is considerable danger In ent- to/reveal ekm-troub!et. Ing pork <>r pork products raw or not thoroughly cooked. The disease fre quently resulting Is culled trichinosis. It Is caused by certain round worms, microscopic In size, that often Infest the tlesh o f hogs. Of 8 , 000,000 hog carcasses micro scopically Inspected by federal Inspec tors In eight years, about one In every thirty-nine contained these worms. O f about 1,1200 American cases o f trichino or thousands of the sis, 255 came from eating raw sausage bout dairie s In tho country. It Is the one cow medicine that can be and 213 from raw ham. depended upon In any case o f In n commnnlty In Wisconsin Inst Abortion. JTnrronnons, Retained A fterbirth, Milk Fover, Scouring, year 21 cases developed in five fami liunehes, and other cow alltnontH lies and three deaths resulted from which nrn lik e ly to result from a run-tlowit condition o f tho d ig e s eating sausage that was only slightly tive or g en ita l organs. cooked. These round worms die nt a K een your cow healthy; It pays. temperature of 140, so thorough cook K o w - K u r e w ill do It. ltuy a ing does away with possible danger. p ackage and fo llo w the simple directions. 60c and $1.00 from our d ru g g is t or feed denier, Trade W ill Make Peace. altinble hook, " T h e Homo Cow The philosopher and lover o f mnn Doctor,” freo by writing, hnve much hnrm to sny o f trade; but D A I R Y A S S O C IA T IO N C O M P A N Y the historian will see that trade was 1.« niton vlllr, VI. the spirit of liberty; that trade plant ed America and destroyed feudalism; that It makes peace and keeps peace, v ■ ■ 11 — and will abolish sluvery.— Emerson. P. N. U. No. 3. 1917 Resinol heals babies’ skin troubles MORE THAN HE COULD STAND The Broken Broker. _______ The late Judge Penny packer of Phil Absence of “ Properties" Caused Actor adelphia was an advocate of the en to Leave the “ Bally Rotten 8how" franchisement of women, but he also advocated Justice, In the relationship In a Hurry. between the sexes, for man. Humorous recollections of a slip In j “ Woman," he said, whimsically, one stage business turning a thrilling ell 1 day at the Pennsylvania Historical Society, "mustn’t play it both ways. max Into a comical wight 1« told In K She mustn’t get the vote and the equal If Mixed with Sulphur It II. Hothern's book, as shown In the dra wage through man’s sense of equity, Darkens so Naturally matic department o f the Sunday Post and then get all kinds of unfair privi nod that tiring« to mini) the funny »-x lege through his sense of gallantry. Nobody Can Tell. "There's a lot of truth In the story perlence o f Taylor Holmes, the young fare*, comedian remembered in "The of the young broker who, after bis The old time mixture of Sage Tea Third 1’iirty" and "H I n Majesty Hunker j failure, was thrown over by a pretty girl. and Sulphur for darkening gray, I Icon." " ‘ Why was the engagement broken streaked and faded hair is grand It was when Holmes was with a off? " a banker asked the ruined bro- mother's recipe, and folks are again using it to keep their hair a good, stock company In Newark, N. J. The ker. heavy man was a well-known actor.; '“ Well,’ he answered, 'after I ’d g iv -1 even color, which is quite sensible, as who Vas playing In stock to tide him en her a string of pearls, an opera box we are living in an age when a youth and a birthday gift of a 12-cylinder \ ful appearance is of the greatest ad over the summer financially, and Io limousine 1 went to smasb and her vantage. wa* unaccustomed !o the free ami easy people accused me of amusing myself i Nowadays, though, we don’t have way of doing without things used In at her expense.’ ”— Washington Star. ; the troublesome task of gathering the the play. sage and the mussy mixing at home. The regular stock actors made no | WANTED — Aff*nt» U» »*11 End 1 m » Necktie». | A ll drug stores sell the ready-to-use I.al/ ht thin# out; 16 Tie» in one. To »how them j complaint when props were missing mean» a »aio. Get in the field for ea*y money. product, improved by the addition of Sample» and term*. 76c. THE NECKTIE MAN. other ingredients, called “ Wyeth's but Improvise*] us best they could. Sage and Sulphur Compound" for La Grande. Oregon, Tin; o|s-n!ng night In “Ticket of about 50 cents a bottle. It is very Leave Man," as Jack Dnlton (t h e ; popular because nobody can discover Where She Wat. heavy) and Melter Moss (Taylor it has been applied. Simply moisten A small boy, who afterwards proved your comb or a soft brush with it and Holmes) were supposed to be kidnap ing I tob lirlcrly to u churchyurd. to be a nephew of one of the mayor's draw this through your hair, taking Holmes said to the heavy lu the wings stenographers, was wandering about one small strand at a time; by morn In the city ball when one of the offi ing the gray hair disappears, but what Just before their entrance: delights the ladies with Wyeth's Sage cials there happened upon him. "Don’t ask me for the light. Cut the "W ell, sonny,” inquired the man and Sulphur Compound, is that, be line." genially, "for whom are you looking?” sides beautifully darkening tbe hair after a few applications, it also pro "F o r my Aunt Kate.” “ Why should i cut my lines?” de duces that soft lustre and appearance "Can’t you find her?” manded the heavy with all his dignity. of abundance which is so attractive. " I can’t seem to.” "You'll have to cut them," Insisted “ And don’t you know here she is?” This ready-to-use preparation is a de Holmes. "I haven't any lunteru to give “ Not exactly. She’s in here some lightful toilet requisite for those who you." where, tho, and I know that the mayor desire a more youthful appearance. It "My word, what a bully rotten show.” works in her office."— Harper's Mag Is not intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of disease. said tbe heavy. “ I'm not accustomed azine. to this sort o f thing,” us be stalked on ] the stage. I All his lines fled— excepting the one I.*- should have forgotten. He looked blankly at Holmes, stuttered und stum- If every man, wom an and child in this vicinity mered, then thundered: would only take one spoonful of “ Moss, give me the glltn!” “ I can't gif you no glim ; I ain’ t got j no glim," said Holmes. Hut the heavy j was now past comprehending. “ Moss, give me the glim— give me i the glim !" he shrieked. j “ 1 ain’t got no glim. Didn't I tell | you not lo ask for the glim? You ! don't need no g lim ; It's light enough '[ for your dirty work," suld Holmes, after meals for one month, it would put vigor in their i frantically trying to nd lib und set tbe j blood to withstand the rigors of winter weather and heavy straight In the scene. [ help prevent colds, grippe and winter sickness. The heavy gave Holmes one disgust | ed look; snorted as he threw up his S C O T T ’S is a fortifying medicinal-food of particu hands, and snld: “ Good night, this Is lar benefit in changing seasons, and every drop yields awful. I cannot stand It, I'm not used direct returns in richer blood, stronger lungs, and to It," und stalked off the stage, leav i ing the audience howling with glee. greater resistive power. N o alcohol in S C O T T ’S. , WITH SAGE TEA DO YOU DREAD WINTER? SC0TT3 EMULSION e __ a. a A. D__ Big Collection of Brains. I The brain collection of the United States National museum, which has lutely received valuable additions rep resenting the higher ape«, was started I 13 years ngo by Ales Hrdlicka, and now contains ubout 1,500 human and unlmal brains. O f these 223 are hu 1 man, Including 05 of whites und 128 of j other races, und 34S belong to the goril ' las, chimpanzees, orangs, gibbons, baboons and other primates. The num ber of adult anthropoids, though it em braces only u single adult chimpanzee. Is believed to exceed that o f all other known collections. Besides those of the primates, the collection now has the brains of 105 carnivores nnd cetaceuns, 50 Insectivores, 200 ungulates or hoofed animals, 81 rodents, 47 edentates or toothless nnlmuls nnd marsupials, or j pouch-bearers, und 287 birds and rep j tiles. j Steam Heated Stenog. G m i l a f e d E y e lid s , Eye« inflamed by expo "H ave you ever noticed,” asked the sure to Saa. Dastand I W thin carpenter, "how quick and choppy quickly relieved by the tunes are on a circus calliope?” Eye Remedy. No Smarting, "Yes, I have,” the plumber replied. just Eye Comfort. A t "E ve r know there is a reason for . 1 50c per Bottle. Mariae Eye our that?” 25c. ForBaokafllKEyeFreexsk BlvcinTi “ No. Is there?" Eye Bcacdy C«., Chicage rufgist* or N “ Yes. There is an arrangement which keeps the keys hot, and the player can't keep his fingers on them long Best of References. enough to make anything but a stac “ The cook is leaving today and cato sound.” "W hat does staccato mean in regu wants me to give her a recommenda tion, but I don’t know what to say.” lar talk?” “ You might say she is a good work "Just as I said before, quick and snappy.’’ er.” “ A good worker! She’s anything "That gives me an idea." but th a t" ‘ What's the idea?” “ Oh, I don’t know. She has worked “ I wonder if I could get a device like us for $30 a month and her board, has that for the keys of my typewriter.” n't she?”— Pittsburgh Dispatch. “ You m ig h t" “ I wish I could. It would keep the girl from banging the keys like she does now, and if it would get a little uccess of i N ew R e k s i for speed out of her it would certainly be They Just Want to Know. worth the money.”— Y’oungstown Tele àskacüe K idneys , R heusatisk The Inquisitiveness of children gram. which, as Oliver Wendell Holmes suys, Dear Mr. Editor — I suffered fe- years An Incident in Putnam. makes them the terror and despair with backache. Last March I tried "Ah wants nmh supper. Ah does,” " Anuric " and have used this new k id of their parents, has no object save the craving to know about things, so and bang went a pistol shot. Through ney medioine recently discovered by Dr. J. Mitchell Bruce, consulting physl- the window of the bunk house, w’here Dr. Pierce, and it was wonderful tbe the colored laborers on the New Ha way it eased the pain and gave m3 clnn to Charing Cross hospital, Lon ven's work train are housed, went the relief in such a short time. I have don, told his students nt the opening cook. He never stopped until he tried several medicines, but " A r u n e " of the winter session. The small boy reached Captain of Police Joseph is the only one that gave satisfaction. Is hungry for knowledge for Its own Ryan. I feel it my d u ty to recommend sake. Just ns he eats because he Is The cook told the captain that there " Anuric Tabled ” to any one who suffers hungry, w thout any notion o f physio was a bo making a fuss up to the ! as I did. shanty. "H e ’s usin’ a pistol he’s been j ( Signed) M rs . M argaret E. S l id e s . logical use of food. totin’ awful promiscuously, 'deed he is. captain," said the excited food pre , N o t e : Folks in town and adjoining He Couldn’t Tell a Lie. parer. counties are delighted with the resuits Inquiring Lady— How much milk “ W hy didn’t you hit him over the they have obtained by using "A N U R IC ,* does your cow give a day? head and take it away from him?“ | the newest discovery of Dr. Pierce, who Truthful Boy—’Bout eight quarts. asked the captain. is head of the I nvalids ’ H otel and "Mah goodness man, an’ Ah was S urgical I nstitute , in Buffalo, N. Y. Indy. Inquiring Lady— And how much of only married last week. Do you all j Those who started the day with a back think Ah want mah body shot full ob ache, stiff legs, arms and muscles, and that do you sell? Truthful Boy— ’Bout twelve quarts. holes and mah w ife a widder? No an aching head (w orn out before the sah. Ah guess not, sah: not for this day began because they were in and out Indy.—London Saturday Journal . genian."— Putnam Patriot. of bed half a dozen times at n igh t) are appreciating the perfect rest, comfort There Are Others. Garfield Tea was your Grandmother’ s and new strength they obtained from Bobble— But why do you reject me? Remedy for every stomach and intes Dr. Pierce’s Anuric Tablets. To prove Is there another fellow? tinal ill. This good old-fashioned herb that this is a certain uric acid solvent Bessie— Possibly I Did you think you and conquers headache, kidney and home remedy for constipation, stomach bladder diseases and rheumatism, if were the last of the species?— Puck. ills and other derangements o f the sys you’ve never used the "Anu ric," cut tem so prevalent these days is in even this out and send ten cents to Doctor Rubbing It Off. greater favor as a fam ily medicine Pierce for a large sample package. This “ In Nubia the people salute by rub than in your grandmother’ s day. will prove to you that "A n u ric” is bing noses.” thirty-seven times more active than Would Insist on T h a t “ Ought to make more sales for our lithia in eliminating nric acid—and the product,” said the manufacturer of He had proposed and been accepted, j most perfect kidney and bladder cor fnce powiler.— Louisville Courier-Jour I " I suggest,” he said, "that we do with rector. I f you are a sufferer, go to your out lots of the fuss-and feather busi best druggist and ask for a 50-cem box nal. ness of marriage; we will go away of "Anuric.” You run no risk for Dr. somewhere by ourselves, dear; there Pierce’s good name stands behind thi* On to His Job. w ill be no flourish, no cards, no cere- \ wonderful new discovery as it has for “ Thnt chap who Just went out,” said mony— ” the past half centory for hia "Golden the bnrkeep, “ Is forever dwelling on Whereupon the girl Indignantly In- j Medical Discovery,” a general tonic his w ife’s talents." terrupted with the observation: “ My made from roote with pure glycerine “ No wonder," rejoined the boss. dear, we may dispense with the flour which makes the blood pnre, nis "F a “I ’ll bet he couldn’t live three days If ish, but I shall certainly Insist upon a vorite Prescription” for weak women and "Pleasant Peliete” foi liver ilia. ceremony.”— Boston Transcript forced to live on his own." S o re Eyes S B ,