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»• Make« T k » Seem Longer. One o f the C0 « O N s slgnlficatVffe'ature« thi d‘‘ar? ^ „0 * ,h* of S S S “ ** " t , 86! “' XI Mr ' " I ¡ Weepln,> I L> Mrs. DeChtse—Tee? t,le Ä o f t J e J o i ” r Q t PE RU N A FO R CATARRH head . throat lungs , stomach . OF T H E » nor tne puffed-out head of the hissing viper, nor the livid, languid manners It ‘ he housesnake It ha, only length, and when with amazing speed it whins tiirough the deep grass or dead leaves It seems to be thirty or forty feet long. So truly does this little Illusion ex- 1st that when a person tells of a black- snake seven or eight feet long, he prides himself on great modesty of statement And. by the way. we have noted many blacksnake stories this summer, and we have not encountered a snake under seven feet. , There was that story of a girl out In York State, who heard her little dog barking violently out In the stable. She went there to discover the cause, and lo! that little dog was in fight with a blacksnake seven feet long. It was g great fight and the dog was doing he- role work, keeping the python at bay until the little girl hunted up a pitch- fork and with that dispatched the ser pent, which, the account says, was sev en feet long. Of course, it had to be seven feet, for there Is no other kind. Is there a moral to this? There is, o f course, to every snake story. It is this: Be exceedingly careful not to make bigger than it Is the horrible In cident In your life which you encoun ter. See that your blacksnake is under ■even feet long. New Monthly Magazine. A bright, new monthly magazine has made its apptarance on the Pacific coast, and looks as if it had come to stay. It is ihe Coos Bay Monthly, pub- tW AND pliehed at Marshfield, Oregon, the bus iness center of one of the most resource ful districts of the entire Northwest. H ^ -O JG A N S The November nnmber consists of about 125 pages of good reading matter, most j V y ly local in nature, nicely illustrated, and of general interest to all who wish to know antyhing of the Great North west. The number also contains m ariy 30 pages of local advertising. This Her D iv o r c e P o r t i o n . i Jones just got a divorce from speaks volumes for the business enter- |lnuband for throwing salad In her price and energy of the citizens, as well as (or the ability of P. C. Levar, editor ’ Hid one. and manager, and F. B. Cameron, ad she get alimony?” asked the vertising manager. KIDHEÏS.BLADDER , „ PELVIC ’ replied the firs t “ She got the l"—New York Press. ' d B H £ *S a a e i * l* r‘od’ , •« Mlss New*>rl— So you insist __ _ “ i* “ aud not woman *a s the c h ie f___ con- . * llleratIon *t the creation? ** I Mr' 8Park*—Certainly i do. Wom. _ I an was only a side Issue.— Boston Transcript F IT « V^a8’ ana all Nervous Diana*** Cirro E^rL‘!aS!.!VÍÍÍLJi,r- Kl,u,®Tlr,.> tremiue. iir it ÍLKn.,,kd. ¿ Ä . V 8 your owa control, w ill make you L. D O U G L A S 1,5 ■ 0 EST a . *3.00 Shoes IN THE WORLD 20 « i $4 Gilt Edga line ktequalledatanyprice « Of alen : I. L Douglas’ Job- R Houss la I th the e most tfndfor Catalog A rare opportunity to get in touch with the big dividend payers of the great West, with all chance of risk eliminat ed. Principal guaranteed by Bank Cer tificate of Deposit. You select the bank. Write today for particulars. PA C IFIC CO A ST SEC U R ITIES C O M P A N Y PORTLAND, OREGON DOS EVERYBODY AT ALL PRICES. tShoes, v 5 to $ 1 .5 0 . B o y s ’ Shoes, $3 She ■25. W om en 's Shoes. $ 4 LOO .0 0 t to o $1.50. "* A C h ildren ’s S h oes, $ 2 .2 5 to $1 .0 0 . |^* L. D o u g la s W o m e n ’ s, M iss es and reii’g s h o e s ; f o r s t y le , fit a n d w e a r they e x c e l o t h e r m a k e s . [could take you into m y larjc© sat Brockton, M ass.,an d show kcarelully W . L . D ouglas shoes you w ould th en understand poe. y< Ittey hold th eir shape, Ht better, Tlonger, and are o f g re a te r value N y other make. w s you live, you can obtain W . L. S l !. *’ name ond price I* stamped ptottom, which protects you against high F*nd Inferior shoes. T a k e n o s u b s ti• your dealer for W . L. Douglas shoe* t upon having them. DR. C. GEE W O Wonderful Home Treatment T h is w oi derful Chi nese Doctor is called grea t because he cures people without opera tion that are g ven up to die. H e cures w i n those wonderful Chi nese herb«, roots, buds, barks and vegetables i hat are en tirely un know n to m edical s< I- •n e e in this country through the use ot il h»rnll.-M r.rm-dl<*v T b li tam ou, doc o r kn ow » *1“ c a a . i l W o . o n l r u m p l l PS. t Z h lC ll ,h e 1 “ arilon ol ____ o « _ r »00 differen t rem ed ies which he un.* - n .- c n - fu ly In «lia ra n ee« t o c o r e » 1 « r i h, » « h m « . I » " « , throat ru " W Euelets used; they will not wear brassy. “¡or Illustrated Catalog of Pall Styles. UDOUGLAS, Dept. | 3 , Brockton, Mass. lU No. 46-06 a g f ’hBTires moderate. Call and see him. Patients Th« C. Ge« Wo Chines« Medicine Co. 162', first St.. S. t. Cor. Morrison i writing to ad vertioera pleas« h“ *n‘l.,n this paper. Portland, Oreion Mention paper In Central O rego n , at Cost of Reclamation Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunion«. At an. rUh l5-,t' * nd ,aoe ‘ 'ore*. 340 Don’t accept ÍS ü U|,01mítódS' n ' ^ MILES OF WATER LINES 18 f- ‘ * T,rT “ " • * dar* ° ” r |'*| eh tr . : b ch p 'u H i- lr . « »ctual foot ovar « c h 100 acre. . « ■ bl On.-fo«rth cssh; bsUnc. eo.t of irrigation. P.ym«">* »<» cent Maintenance in three equal annual paymen • « Mch ir fif,b le acre for ^ - d^ £ e ’ 1 T r ^ ', V V > M ENT \ \ \ \ U 'A î . > \ O. A I-A \ • \ - v \ \ WOVEN BY GOVIRN- tA rtm s i“ ” * tX P E ! “ .NJT » . < ¿ . . . » i - - . - ■ « U l e n on the land. * W d Ü c T i V ^ E M , DESCHUTES IRRIGATION AND \ POWER COMPANY ----------- & a v Û. /wO» tu sciar ,m «i« » k l Crook Ce.*«?’ 0rt* m. and J u ro r. tolkdo , L ucas C o u n t y , Look bat Do N ot T o arh . “ Has your w ife got your den fixed up yet?” “ Yes, and you ought to see I t It ’s “ De man dat nurses unreasonable the coziest place In the whole house.” “ I suppose you find great comfort In hopes,” said Uncle Ebeu, “ may be fool ish, but ain’t so foolish as de one dat I t don't you?” “ Oh. she won't let me go In I t I t ’s nurses vain regrets.” — Washington merely to look a t ” — Milwaukee Senti Star. nel. ” 1 see, Katie, that New York Is to have oue policeman to every 521 Inhab itants,” said the lady o f the house. “Well, ma’am, I'v e got mine,” was Katie's reply.— Yonkers Statesman. He— Do you remember the ulgbt I When they are weak, terpid, or stagnant, asked you to marry me? She— Yes, the whole system suffers. Don’t neglect dear. He— For a whole hour we sat them at this time, but heed the warning ot there, and not a word did you speak. the aching back, the bloated (ace, the sallow Ah, that was the happiest hour o f my complexion, the urinary disorder, and begin life.— Exchange. treatment at once with “ I would deem It a great favor If you would give me a little writeup,” said the poet to the editor. “ Nothing which contains the best and safest curative would please me more,” replied the edit substances. or. “ When do you contemplate dying? In usual liquid form or In chocolated —Milwaukee Sentinel. tablets known as S a rs a ta b s . 100 doses $1. “ You must change this ending, said the theatrical manager; ” 1 want a play that ends happily. “ A ll right,” replied j T h e r e J a n o a a t i a f e c t i o n k e e n e r the obliging dramatist; “ I ’ll have my j th a n beino d ry and co m fo rtab le when out in th e hardest storm. hero and heroine divorced In the last j Gunner—This cigar is named after a great author. Guyer—But the great author Is dead. Gunner— How fortunate for the man ufacturer of the cigar!” B tat * or O hio , C it t or “I kD0W he replied, “ let’s get married. One of us may dio within a few years.” —Chicago Ilecord-Herald. K sak . » { ” • F rank J. c h k m y makes oath that he Is •enior partner of the firm of F. J. 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B a ll’s Family Pills are the best. Hood’s Sarsap arilla B e l i e f a n d U n d e rs ta n d in g » “ Does that man really beliere all he says?” “ Believe It!H echoed Senator Sor ghum, “ why he doesn’t even understand I t ”— Washington Star. a c t” — Philadelphia Record. in one that can be u « <1 by the entire f.im- ily. young and old, weak and strong, with- out any dsiger of harmful effects. It should have properties which insure the same dose always having the same effect, other- wi e the quant tv will have to lie mere evil and finally lose its effect alt- gether. These prop'-rties can be found in that old family re i edy, lirandreth'a Pills, be au.e its in gredients are o f the pure-t herbal extracts, and every pill is kej t for three year- before ! eln sold, which nil -ws them to mellow W e do not believe there is a laxa ive on the market tnat is so car fully made. Brandreth’s Pills are the same tine laxa- tive tonic pill your grandparents used. They have been in use or over a century and are sold in every drug and med.c; store, either plain or sugar-coated. Not the Kind He Wanted.— A smart young fellow called out to a farmer who was sowing seed In his field, “ Well done, old fellow, you s o w ; I reap the fruit».” “ Maylie you will,” said the farmer, “ for I ’m sowing hemp.” S' : V Banking by Mail W E PAY ^ YOU ABE SURE OP THIS IP YOU WEAJ> tO W . Grandfather (enthusiastically)— Say, W illi«, don't you want to go through a j toy shop with me thlR afternoon and see all the pretty things? W illie (lm liffer- 1 m tly )— I'm willing to, pop. If you will E * * INTEREST _ WATERPROOF OILED CLOTHING MACK OR YELLOW m ONMUEVERTWHUL nleamire out o f i t — I lfe any Pleasure out or i t Dire. A. J. r o w » co., boston. HASS. USA. Mr. Jones,” said the office boy, “ I Towtk CANADIAN CO.U.M.TOIONTO. CAM. got ter get off dls afternoon. Me gran’- mother Is dyln’.” “ I ’ve something for F lr .t A p p e n ra n re . Hotel and restaurant prices aro “ W ho are you, sir?” asked Eve, In you to do to-day, Johnnie,” said Mr. Jones; “ but you may go at 4 o’clock.” steadily rising In German cities, be surprise. cause o f the rapid rise o f prices of “ Madam,” answered Adam, with his “ A w ! wot good Is 4 o'clock?” — Judge. most engaging smile, “ I am Exhibit A of News Editor— Here’s a cable from meat and vegetables. Cooks and w ait the ethnological department.” Constantinople saying the Sultan’s prin ers also deuuiud much more than for It was then that the serpent, having cipal amusement Is scaring his wives merly. On savings deposits of a dollar or more, compounded twice every year. It is just as easy to open h Savings Account With us by Mail as if you lived next door. Send for our free book let, “ Bank ng by M ail,” and learn lull paiticulara. Address ' ] 'M l n Æ Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland, Oregon S ix th and W a s h in g to n S ts . escaped from the zoological department, entered upon the scene, and the real trou Into fits. Managing Editor— Well, head It “ A Harein-Scarem Fellow,” and run ble began. It In the Joke columu.— Philadelphia Kecord. “ You say you wouldn’t like to get Montpelier, Ohio, Man Feels C om out?” exclaimed the prison visitor. peted to Tell His Experience. “ Why, I thought you were In for life.” Joseph Wilgus, Montpelier, O., says: “ Oh, worse than that, ma’am.” replied I'm In for a double life. “ I feel it my duty to tell others about Jtlie convict. Doan’s K idney Pills. | I ’ve got two wives waltlny outside.” — Exposure and driving Philadelphia Ledger, brought kidney tron-1 p [ret Girl— What are you waiting ble on me, and I snf-1 W jjy don’t you finish your letter ered much from irre g -1 g[|a y Second Girl— I don’t know ular passages of the ■ wAether to say "E ver yours with truest k i d n e y secretions. |o v c .. or simply “ Yours affectionately.” -w- , Sometimes taere ws« yon ^ j pnn’t endure Ella— I think retention and at other times passage« |be’„ detestable!— Tlt-BIts. A P U B LIC D U T Y . too frequent, *8peC1* js^0*0r“ |f0I1' I Ther\ Kffiney'piUs brought me relief uomo i from the first, snd soon mfused new life. I give them my endorsmenet.” Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Mil burn Co., Buffalo. N. Y . PR U S S IA N U n d er th e C arey A ct h a . 7 5 ,0 0 0 a cre , now “under” water. 210 L ife Is so uncertain,” she said. FREE- AdJr““ COUCH 4 OISTeHPCR CUWf IE DESCHUTES IRRIGATION & POWER CO. Falla. 8. Dak. Judge CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING were REE IRRIGATED LANDS H ave Y o u a F r ie n d ? Mads by J. C. Ayer Co.. Lowsll, Judge Adams, the County Court ▲Iso manufacturers A ll------ ------- o f Judge o f Limerick, Is one o f the w it Ì SARSAPARILLA. f i *'**l*at,or There's going to be a I Ethel— How long have the Newly- tiest o f Irishmen, but occasionally from l u / L p / r O ç pills hair vraoR. em at 4 o clock. Come around riches been In society? Bob— From the an encounter he emerges second best. again at 4:30. j way they play golf I should judge about The other day a juror asked to be O n e o f Ayer’s Pills at bed tim e will excused from serving on account of h a s te n recovery. Gently laxative. Chemise. I‘ W° daya— JuJ«e. »rices: Gold, deafness. me.“ J».«?«: ««hi. f d, 50c; Zinc or Bacon— She says she Is 28 years old. “ W ere you in court during my charge _ envelopes and Egbert— Well, she looks as If she - Control and Urn- g  ï t a Udtironee: , cí Carbonat« N »' would say she was about that old.— to the jury in the last case?” asked the judge. Yonkers Statesman. Portland Trade Directory “ Yes, yer honner,” replied the juror. W a t e r H aul. Tommy— How do girls spend their “ Did you hear It?” Cholly— n ow do you think I look witl Names and Addresses in Portland of Repro» time? Jimmy— Trying to make little my automobile goggles? “ Y’ es, yer lionnor, l heard every tentative Business firms. hoys stop asking questions and big Miss Capsicum— I suppose you loot word o f It, but I couldn’t make any I K K A M » K P A It A 'I O lt s — W e gu arantee the U.*A through them, just as if they were ordi boys begin.— Exchange. slnse o f I t ! ” »epurilior to he ilo* heat. Write lor tree cuia-o«, nary glasses. Don’t you? Ilute, wood Co., I till» aud Oak. Medium— I see a large dark obstacle The reply evoked a roar o f laughter, rising suddenly In your way. Uallroad In which Judge Adams heartily Joined. P I A N O » A O IU J A N S — M an y fine in stru m en ts rw To Break In New Shoes. v» rt to us account « cknesa or removal of buyer Magnate— I guess that's my coal stock. But he did not excuse that juror. Always shake in Allen’s Foot-E.ee, »powder. Write lor Uescr ptiou of p anoa now t«u humt, It cures hot. sweating, aching, swollen feet. —Baltimore American. terms, eie. Write today. Uilberi Co., Portland T h e Id e a l F a m ily L a x a t iv e PER YEA R ,-leini this country j Svxem . | 18 *** a criminal or a corporation Frequent Patron— Where are your slot la" 'yer?” “ Both. He's a criminal cor- machines? poration lawyer.” — Omaha News. Let us open the door of Fortune for you and show you how your money, under Acumen. .'¿ j - Ä s s n s jo O - t b s “ L . ™ ‘8 18 not st «11 reumrka'bVTor 1 McS“* » - A n J - and thl. morn- f„b0.'í.t..Íhi 0nly tUln* a blaoksnake ha« r L l - T '} ° " 8 «« . r a io n ! - to ihow for Itself Is it, le-i^h™ U ha« | Cleveland Le:id(*r- *0 J u d ic ia l " I T h e late Justice Daly o f New York frequently enlivened the tedium o f legal proceedings had before him by his kindly w it One day a suit was brought before 1 him in which damages were claimed by reason o f an assault P laintiff had been knocked down by the defedant and se verely pununeled while prostrate. Oue j o f the witnesses seemed very reluctant Then tell him about A y e r’s „ She <on «» » P b o a r d )- I. the moon up, to answer the questions put to him on | C h e rry P e cto ra l. Tell him ^ H e -X f it isn't It's lonesome ! _ cross-examination, In which he was up Exchange. — how it cu red y o u r hard cough. held by the court “ W ith all due respect to your honor,” Madam— Hare you had experience? Tell him w hy you alw ays keep 9 ° ° k I ve had tln places this month.— complained the attorney for the plain it in the house. Tell him to tiff. “ the court does not appear to take .Harper’s Bazar. ask his d octor about it. D oc | Tommy— Pop, what Is fret-work? cognizance o f the underlying principle tors u te a great deal of it for Tommy’s Pop— Wrinkles, my sou.— In this case.” “ In my opinion,” replied his honor, Philadelphia Record. throat and lung troubles. good-naturedly, “ the underlying princi “ I had a terrible cold and eotnrh and w*a ° She— ’ So you have had a great many pal in this case is your clien t Mr. A t threatened with pneumonia. I tried Ayer’t thrilling escapes? He— Yes— I am still Cherry Pectoral anti it gave me quick and per torney.”— H arper’s Weekly. fect relief. It is certainly a most wonderful ,a bacbelor.-Detrolt Free Press. cough medicine.” —R b n a 'E. W h it m a n . Sioux Grade— Ob, Mr. Nocoyne. bow lovely of you to bring me these beautiful How sweet they sre, and how roses, | fresh! I do believe there Is a little Mr. Nocoyne— dew on them y e t! W-well, yes— there Is; but I ’ ll pay It to-morrow.— Illustrated Bits. F i r s t A u t o In B o . o l » . A. G. Snyder, consul general at Bo gota, reports as follows, says the New ,i 5 3 S York Tim es; "Last week the first automobile made T H IS ' Its appearance upon the streets o f Bo M EANS gota and the excitement was unparal YOU leled. Crowds have blocked the high Con»ider the poetate *i»["P - jS J T h ÍiíirS ñ ways for squares, rendering traffic al lie. in iu sbillty to »tick to one thing UU It get. there. Write for particular». most Impossible, and great Interest baa 528 lumber Exchange, Portland, Oregon been aroused as to the possibilities that _______ ________________ | this mode o f transportation may offer in the future. CASTQBIA ... -*■...-subii, ..uMmmuiüBiiiii ífciH iiiJiliU » \ A ^ I V / C ’H I L D H \. N Promolcs Digealion.CheerfuE- ness and Resl.Contains neither Opium, Morplune nor Munirai N o t N a r c o t ic . i*v»*oui*sAMixi.Hram A n n i » Sm¿- M x .lm m * MY DEAR FRIEND automobile Is an American ma- r,ET OUT Of THE RUT|‘D™ and some business may result AperfeclU em edy forConstlptw H on, Sou r Stom ach,Diarrhoea W orm s .(on vu lsiotis .Feverish ness and L O H B O F SLEEP. Far Simile Signature o f . , . ; » ' h,iu>*heJ.0rM<i odyertutng euie; r.n from the present enthusiasm. I shall mV»«ihe print d Jour «tore d1* ' , be p l« s e d to receive catalogues from íe’ enl by » K ¡> - « « « ■ « " » P’ 1»*- CHARlfS SCHRAM 245 , M o e r * « St. r o a n ANO, OWfGOet PRINTING PLATES IS HE AS «SFICTIOSIIS N K N F Ü t lT « W n u m H IC K S - C H A T T E N E N Q R AV ING C O automobile manufacturera o f the Unl- ted States for filing In the reading room bere. “ It Is rumored that a concession la shortly to be given to a transportation company for the exclusive use o f the Cambo« road, which lesila from the upper Magdalena R iver to Bogota. Au tomobilen are to ba used exclusively by th i. company.” N EW YO RK. At b inoiilhv I ) Dlisrs - ■ M y R j SL F o r I n f a n t s a n d C h ild r e n . AVcfjclable Preparation for As similating itteFoodandRegula- ling (he Stoinachs and Bowds of 1N ’I old I IN I*» EXACT COPY OF WKARPOl The Kind You Have Always Bought : iH Bears the 4 Signature of t in Use For Over Thirty Years GASTGRIA / J • 1 M J? • V W