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nor tne puffed-out head of the hissing
viper, nor the livid, languid manners It
‘ he housesnake It ha, only length, and
when with amazing speed it whins
tiirough the deep grass or dead leaves
It seems to be thirty or forty feet long.
So truly does this little Illusion ex-
1st that when a person tells of a black-
snake seven or eight feet long, he
prides himself on great modesty of
statement And. by the way. we have
noted many blacksnake stories this
summer, and we have not encountered
a snake under seven feet.
, There was that story of a girl out In
York State, who heard her little dog
barking violently out In the stable. She
went there to discover the cause, and
lo! that little dog was in fight with a
blacksnake seven feet long. It was g
great fight and the dog was doing he-
role work, keeping the python at
bay
until the little girl hunted up a pitch-
fork and with that dispatched the ser
pent, which, the account says, was sev
en feet long. Of course, it had to be
seven feet, for there Is no other kind.
Is there a moral to this? There is,
o f course, to every snake story. It is
this: Be exceedingly careful not to
make bigger than it Is the horrible In
cident In your life which you encoun
ter. See that your blacksnake is under
■even feet long.
New Monthly Magazine.
A bright, new monthly magazine has
made its apptarance on the Pacific
coast, and looks as if it had come to
stay. It is ihe Coos Bay Monthly, pub-
tW
AND
pliehed at Marshfield, Oregon, the bus
iness center of one of the most resource
ful districts of the entire Northwest.
H ^ -O JG A N S
The November nnmber consists of about
125 pages of good reading matter, most
j V
y
ly local in nature, nicely illustrated,
and of general interest to all who wish
to know antyhing of the Great North
west. The number also contains m ariy
30 pages of local advertising. This
Her D iv o r c e P o r t i o n .
i Jones just got a divorce from speaks volumes for the business enter-
|lnuband for throwing salad In her price and energy of the citizens, as well
as (or the ability of P. C. Levar, editor
’ Hid one.
and manager, and F. B. Cameron, ad
she get alimony?” asked the
vertising manager.
KIDHEÏS.BLADDER
, „ PELVIC
’ replied the firs t “ She got the
l"—New York Press.
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con-
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people without opera
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to die. H e cures w i n
those wonderful Chi
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barks and vegetables
i hat are en tirely un
know n to m edical s< I-
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Th« C. Ge« Wo Chines« Medicine Co.
162', first St.. S. t. Cor. Morrison
i writing to ad vertioera pleas«
h“ *n‘l.,n this paper.
Portland, Oreion
Mention paper
In Central O rego n , at Cost of
Reclamation
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunion«. At
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T o arh .
“ Has your w ife got your den fixed up
yet?”
“ Yes, and you ought to see I t
It ’s
“ De man dat nurses unreasonable the coziest place In the whole house.”
“ I suppose you find great comfort In
hopes,” said Uncle Ebeu, “ may be fool
ish, but ain’t so foolish as de one dat I t don't you?”
“ Oh. she won't let me go In I t I t ’s
nurses
vain
regrets.” — Washington
merely to look a t ” — Milwaukee Senti
Star.
nel.
” 1 see, Katie, that New York Is to
have oue policeman to every 521 Inhab
itants,” said the lady o f the house.
“Well, ma’am, I'v e got mine,” was
Katie's reply.— Yonkers Statesman.
He— Do you remember the ulgbt I When they are weak, terpid, or stagnant,
asked you to marry me?
She— Yes, the whole system suffers. Don’t neglect
dear. He— For a whole hour we sat them at this time, but heed the warning ot
there, and not a word did you speak. the aching back, the bloated (ace, the sallow
Ah, that was the happiest hour o f my complexion, the urinary disorder, and begin
life.— Exchange.
treatment at once with
“ I would deem It a great favor If
you would give me a little writeup,”
said the poet to the editor. “ Nothing which contains the best and safest curative
would please me more,” replied the edit substances.
or. “ When do you contemplate dying?
In usual liquid form or In chocolated
—Milwaukee Sentinel.
tablets known as S a rs a ta b s . 100 doses $1.
“ You must change this ending, said
the theatrical manager; ” 1 want a play
that ends happily. “ A ll right,” replied j T h e r e J a n o a a t i a f e c t i o n k e e n e r
the obliging dramatist; “ I ’ll have my j th a n beino d ry and co m fo rtab le
when out in th e hardest storm.
hero and heroine divorced In the last j
Gunner—This cigar is named after a
great author.
Guyer—But the great author Is dead.
Gunner— How fortunate for the man
ufacturer of the cigar!”
B tat * or O hio , C it t or
“I
kD0W
he replied, “ let’s get married.
One of us may dio within a few years.”
—Chicago Ilecord-Herald.
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Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, Coun
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pay thesum ofONK HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of C a t a r r h that cannot be
cured by the use of H a l l ’ s C a t a r r h C u r k .
o
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 6th day of December, A. P., 1886.
A. W. GLEASON,
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Notary Public.
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H all’s Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, and
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of the system. Send for testimonials, free.
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Sold by Druggists, 75c.
B a ll’s Family Pills are the best.
Hood’s Sarsap arilla
B e l i e f a n d U n d e rs ta n d in g »
“ Does that man really beliere all he
says?”
“ Believe It!H echoed Senator Sor
ghum, “ why he doesn’t even understand
I t ”— Washington Star.
a c t” — Philadelphia Record.
in one that can be u « <1 by the entire f.im-
ily. young and old, weak and strong, with-
out any dsiger of harmful effects. It should
have properties which insure the same
dose always having the same effect, other-
wi e the quant tv will have to lie mere evil
and finally lose its effect alt- gether. These
prop'-rties can be found in that old family
re i edy, lirandreth'a Pills, be au.e its in
gredients are o f the pure-t herbal extracts,
and every pill is kej t for three year- before
! eln sold, which nil -ws them to mellow
W e do not believe there is a laxa ive on the
market tnat is so car fully made.
Brandreth’s Pills are the same tine laxa-
tive tonic pill your grandparents used.
They have been in use or over a century
and are sold in every drug and med.c;
store, either plain or sugar-coated.
Not the Kind He Wanted.— A smart
young fellow called out to a farmer
who was sowing seed In his field, “ Well
done, old fellow, you s o w ; I reap the
fruit».”
“ Maylie you will,” said the
farmer, “ for I ’m sowing hemp.”
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Grandfather (enthusiastically)— Say,
W illi«, don't you want to go through a j
toy shop with me thlR afternoon and see
all the pretty things? W illie (lm liffer- 1
m tly )— I'm willing to, pop. If you will
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Mr. Jones,” said the office boy, “ I
Towtk CANADIAN CO.U.M.TOIONTO. CAM.
got ter get off dls afternoon. Me gran’-
mother Is dyln’.” “ I ’ve something for
F lr .t A p p e n ra n re .
Hotel and restaurant prices aro
“ W ho are you, sir?” asked Eve, In you to do to-day, Johnnie,” said Mr.
Jones; “ but you may go at 4 o’clock.” steadily rising In German cities, be
surprise.
cause o f the rapid rise o f prices of
“ Madam,” answered Adam, with his “ A w ! wot good Is 4 o'clock?” — Judge.
most engaging smile, “ I am Exhibit A of
News Editor— Here’s a cable from meat and vegetables. Cooks and w ait
the ethnological department.”
Constantinople saying the Sultan’s prin ers also deuuiud much more than for
It was then that the serpent, having
cipal amusement Is scaring his wives merly.
On savings deposits of a dollar
or more,
compounded twice
every year. It is just as easy
to open h Savings Account With
us by Mail as if you lived next
door. Send for our free book
let, “ Bank ng by M ail,” and
learn lull paiticulara. Address
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S ix th and W a s h in g to n S ts .
escaped from the zoological department,
entered upon the scene, and the real trou Into fits. Managing Editor— Well, head
It “ A Harein-Scarem Fellow,” and run
ble began.
It In the Joke columu.— Philadelphia
Kecord.
“ You say you wouldn’t like to get
Montpelier, Ohio, Man Feels C om out?” exclaimed the prison visitor.
peted to Tell His Experience.
“ Why, I thought you were In for life.”
Joseph Wilgus, Montpelier, O., says: “ Oh, worse than that, ma’am.” replied
I'm In for a double life.
“ I feel it my duty to tell others about Jtlie convict.
Doan’s K idney Pills. | I ’ve got two wives waltlny outside.” —
Exposure and driving Philadelphia Ledger,
brought kidney tron-1 p [ret Girl— What are you waiting
ble on me, and I snf-1
W jjy don’t you finish your letter
ered much from irre g -1
g[|a y Second Girl— I don’t know
ular passages of the ■ wAether to say "E ver yours with truest
k i d n e y secretions. |o v c .. or simply “ Yours affectionately.”
-w- ,
Sometimes taere ws« yon ^
j pnn’t endure Ella— I think
retention and at other times passage« |be’„ detestable!— Tlt-BIts.
A P U B LIC D U T Y .
too frequent, *8peC1* js^0*0r“ |f0I1' I
Ther\ Kffiney'piUs brought me relief
uomo i
from the first, snd soon mfused new
life. I give them my endorsmenet.”
Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box.
Foster-Mil burn Co., Buffalo. N. Y .
PR U S S IA N
U n d er th e C arey A ct h a . 7 5 ,0 0 0 a cre ,
now “under” water.
210
L ife Is so uncertain,” she said.
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Judge Adams, the County Court
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f i *'**l*at,or
There's going to be a I Ethel— How long have the Newly- tiest o f Irishmen, but occasionally from
l u / L p / r O ç pills
hair vraoR.
em at 4 o clock. Come around riches been In society? Bob— From the an encounter he emerges second best.
again at 4:30.
j way they play golf I should judge about The other day a juror asked to be
O n e o f Ayer’s Pills at bed tim e will
excused from serving on account of h a s te n recovery. Gently laxative.
Chemise. I‘ W° daya— JuJ«e.
»rices: Gold,
deafness.
me.“ J».«?«:
««hi.
f d, 50c; Zinc or Bacon— She says she Is 28 years old.
“ W ere you in court during my charge
_ envelopes and Egbert— Well, she looks as
If
she
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g
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ï t a Udtironee:
,
cí Carbonat« N »' would say she was about that old.— to the jury in the last case?” asked the
judge.
Yonkers Statesman.
Portland Trade Directory
“ Yes, yer honner,” replied the juror.
W a t e r H aul.
Tommy— How do girls spend their
“ Did you hear It?”
Cholly— n ow do you think I look witl
Names and Addresses in Portland of Repro»
time? Jimmy— Trying to make little
my automobile goggles?
“ Y’ es, yer lionnor, l
heard every tentative Business firms.
hoys stop asking questions and big
Miss Capsicum— I suppose you loot
word o f It, but I couldn’t make any
I K K A M » K P A It A 'I O lt s — W e gu arantee the U.*A
through them, just as if they were ordi boys begin.— Exchange.
slnse o f I t ! ”
»epurilior to he ilo* heat. Write lor tree cuia-o«,
nary glasses. Don’t you?
Ilute, wood Co., I till» aud Oak.
Medium— I see a large dark obstacle
The reply evoked a roar o f laughter,
rising suddenly In your way. Uallroad In which Judge Adams heartily Joined. P I A N O » A O IU J A N S — M an y fine in stru m en ts rw
To Break In New Shoes.
v» rt to us account « cknesa or removal of buyer
Magnate— I guess that's my coal stock. But he did not excuse that juror.
Always shake in Allen’s Foot-E.ee, »powder.
Write lor Uescr ptiou of p anoa now t«u humt,
It cures hot. sweating, aching, swollen feet. —Baltimore American.
terms, eie. Write today. Uilberi Co., Portland
T h e Id e a l F a m ily L a x a t iv e
PER YEA R
,-leini this country
j
Svxem .
| 18 *** a criminal or a corporation
Frequent Patron— Where are your slot la" 'yer?” “ Both. He's a criminal cor-
machines?
poration lawyer.” — Omaha News.
Let us open the door of Fortune for you
and show you how your money, under
Acumen.
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b s
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McS“* » - A n J - and thl. morn-
f„b0.'í.t..Íhi 0nly tUln* a blaoksnake ha« r L l - T '} ° " 8
«« . r a io n ! -
to ihow for Itself Is it, le-i^h™ U ha« | Cleveland Le:id(*r-
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J u d ic ia l
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T h e late Justice Daly o f New York
frequently enlivened the tedium o f
legal proceedings had before him by his
kindly w it
One day a suit was brought before 1
him in which damages were claimed by
reason o f an assault P laintiff had been
knocked down by the defedant and se
verely pununeled while prostrate. Oue j
o f the witnesses seemed very reluctant
Then tell him about A y e r’s
„ She <on «» » P b o a r d )- I. the moon up, to answer the questions put to him on |
C
h e rry P e cto ra l. Tell him
^
H e -X f it isn't It's lonesome ! _ cross-examination, In which he was up
Exchange.
—
how it cu red y o u r hard cough.
held by the court
“ W ith all due respect to your honor,”
Madam— Hare you had experience?
Tell him w hy you alw ays keep
9 ° ° k I ve had tln places this month.— complained the attorney for the plain
it in the house. Tell him to
tiff. “ the court does not appear to take
.Harper’s Bazar.
ask his d octor about it. D oc
| Tommy— Pop, what Is fret-work? cognizance o f the underlying principle
tors u te a great deal of it for
Tommy’s Pop— Wrinkles, my sou.— In this case.”
“ In my opinion,” replied his honor,
Philadelphia Record.
throat and lung troubles.
good-naturedly, “ the underlying princi
“ I had a terrible cold and eotnrh and w*a
° She— ’ So you have had a great many pal in this case is your clien t Mr. A t
threatened with pneumonia. I tried Ayer’t
thrilling escapes? He— Yes— I am still
Cherry Pectoral anti it gave me quick and per
torney.”— H arper’s Weekly.
fect relief. It is certainly a most wonderful
,a bacbelor.-Detrolt Free Press.
cough medicine.” —R b n a 'E. W h it m a n . Sioux
Grade— Ob, Mr. Nocoyne. bow lovely
of you to bring me these beautiful
How sweet they sre, and how
roses,
| fresh! I do believe there Is a little
Mr. Nocoyne—
dew on them y e t!
W-well, yes— there Is; but I ’ ll pay It
to-morrow.— Illustrated Bits.
F i r s t A u t o In B o . o l » .
A. G. Snyder, consul general at Bo
gota, reports as follows, says the New
,i 5 3 S
York Tim es;
"Last week the first automobile made
T H IS
' Its appearance upon the streets o f Bo
M EANS
gota and the excitement was unparal
YOU
leled. Crowds have blocked the high
Con»ider the poetate *i»["P - jS J T h ÍiíirS ñ
ways for squares, rendering traffic al
lie. in iu sbillty to »tick to one thing UU
It get. there. Write for particular».
most Impossible, and great Interest baa
528 lumber Exchange, Portland, Oregon been aroused as to the possibilities that
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company for the exclusive use o f the
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upper Magdalena R iver to Bogota. Au
tomobilen are to ba used exclusively by
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