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About Washington County news. (Forest Grove, Washington County, Or.) 1903-1911 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 11, 1906)
NOT B E RUBBED AWAY theumatism, relief must be had at once, and it is natural to rub the I Mother (who la teaching her child parts with liniments, oils, etc. This treatment does good in a way, the alphabet)—Now, dearie, what >rarily relieving the pain and reducing the inflammation, but has no comes after g?" The Child—Whilst— the disease itacif, because Rheumatism is more than skin deep; it Ex. blood and cannot be rubbed away. Rheumatism is brought on by -where did you put the butter,” said put adiges on. weak kidneys poor bowel action, stomach troubles and a gen- a lady t0 her colored lrl. wal ! ral slu gishcm.dition o f the system. The refuse and waste matters, which lt ln de freeIerator> hould eCaan ^f °KfvUtv waste 'irp nueS OI bodily waste, are >ur and form uric acid and tating poisons which are ab- t the blood, making it thin, ,1 a c r i d Tlicn instead of a W h ile at work for the P. O .A P . It. R. answer.— Ex. j n the swampy region, I contracted KT . Rheumatism and was completely help« r^aggsby — What an excellent car- ovVr*760.00wlthYoo“ °r“ ibutVot i o m riage 11181 young man hag! Wa« « sby— e v e r y day, und finally quit them and be- Yep. He’« a football coach.—Baltl- * *?ok ? bottle« and more American is now splendid, and I weigh 175 F pounds. There la a lady livin g near me who is now taking S. 8. 8. for acute *001 Rheumatism. For two months she could Vmi not turn herself in bed, but since begin- ' nlng your medicine about three weeks — C ims of the disease. Rheumatism ago has improved rapidly, and is now able to sit up. I can recommend 8. 8. 8, | B i tuUOlly worse in Winter for the to all suffering fromRheumutism. I t e Ulah, N. O. 8. C. LA S S IT E R . I 1 L h ^ ^ H th a t cold and dampness are tcitiag causes. The nerves become I was severely troubled with Rheuma- ®ur I had it in my knees, legs and two ccitel and sting with pain, the mus- tism. ankles, and any one who has ever had _ CO t f e sore and drawn, the joints Rheumat am knows how excruciating I L the pain is and how it Interferes with na 1 one at work. I was truly in bad shape- having: been bothered with it for ten ton- years, off and on. A local physician ad- oa . vised me to use 8. S. 8. I did so. A fter 1 taking- tw o bottles I noticed the sore- g ness and pain were greatly reduced. I oue 00 you really imagine m at continued the medicine and waa thor- smoking benefits you? He— I know lt oughly cured; all pain, soreness and in- flammatlon gone. I recommend 8. 8. 8. does. My mother-in-law leaves the to all Rheumatic Bufferers. room the minute I light my pipe.— Ex. J. L. A G N E W , 303 E. Greenbrier St. Mt. Vernon, O. James— My lord, the carriage waits without My Lord— Without what, _____ James? James— Without any ’osses, k . 4 ^ b in g muscles, and dissolves and carries my lord. It Is the motor carriage.— out o f the system the irritating particles Ex. d in the join ts which are keeping up the Customer— Those trousers are too k "‘ s H l pain and inflammation. S. {>. S. cures ghort for my boy; he’d outgrow them W C S T C s R heuraatism permanently, and in addi- ln flve week9 Xailor- N o danger; , ^ W ^ ® tion tones up the digestion and stimu- th won.t ,agt that long.-C hlcago memtiers o f the body Journa| For Coughs and Colds There is a remedy over sixty years old — Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. Of course you have heard of improbably have used it. Once in the family, It stays; the one household remedy for coughs and hard colds on the chest. Askyourdoctoraboutlt. “ I h are had pneumonia three times, and A y e r’s Cherry Pectoral has brought me safely through each tim e. I have lust recovered from m y last attack, aged slxtv-seven. No w onder I praise it.” — E. V . H ig g in s , S teven« Point Wls. b y J. O. A y e r Co.. L o w a ll, Maaa. ▲iao m anufacturers o f 9 0 Y Q . V f v> SARSAPARILLA. p|LLS- e ^ T t t W a .t.fn l C a p ta in . was a fair passenger in search information and the captain was, turally, only too willing to gratify m r. H e had explained that the action : the propeller forced the ship !,rongh the water and added, as a 10 “Tiber item of Information: “ W e made twenty knots an hour ?rti»t night, miss.” D»‘Dld you really?” said the sweet menu. i “ And whatever did you do with ne. The captain went red and his eyes aji ted elec’Tfcrew them overboard,” he said, ! beertly. - js Fsncy!" she said.— Tit-Bits. Permanently Cured. N o fits or nervousness ifter firstda y’ su seo fD r.K H n e’sG reat N e rv e r. Send for F r a «* & 2 trial bottle and treatise. • K lin e, L td .,931 A rch St.. Philadelphia, Fa. \M orchid (the Crispum Roger San- ■) has been sold at an auction in •ndon for $4.51)0. This is believed to a record price. /others will find Mr«. Winslow’s Soothing ,r£ ^up the best remedy to use for their children rs T in g the teothing period. t SO^JK ¿ .J J A n In t r ic a t e P ro b le m . ,,LUr*. Kbrown— That conductor ln- ted me. Mr. Kbrown— How? rofltMrs.j Kbrown— Wanted me to pay 3Ut for Tommy. n* cMr. Kbrown— Well, Tommy Is quite ° ,orti|BBk of a la<l- He looks— Mrs. Kbrown— And you, too? Do h atg moan to Insinuate that I look old andbnKh to have s child old enough to sell r * to pay car fare? — Cleveland relj «der. __ j I nea N i s /C h ild r e n »notes Digestion,CheerruF ,sandRest.Contains neither urn.Morphine nor Mineral. it N a r c o t i c . U Aperfcrl Remedy forConslipa M Hon, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea u Hbrms,Convulsions.Fevensh- JLgrss and L o s s of S leep . Facsimile Signatur« of M * N E W YORK A Great Monarch. W ealthier than any brother sover eign; master of legions, which number over a m illion; lord of more than one- sixth of the surface of the globe, with mbjects of many colors and races, amounting to over one hundred and twenty m illion souls, the czar of all the Russias w ill not be invincible until he adopts Fillsbury’ « Vitos as his regular breakfast diet. Anal l»n t lt? You Can Get Allen's Foot-Ease D la c o a r a g e d in estate did ho •s that he died jr. They estimate t two millions.” — ller. Well, Henry, how I Mr. New lyw ed— George— Who wag the first one that came from the ark when lt landed? John— Noah. George— You are wrong. I Don’t the Good Book tells us that Noah came forth; so there must have been three ahead o f him.— New York , Times. Lumber Yard Lem— I haln’t seen I W eary W illie around lately. Seven League Saunders— No; he's disguised himself as a college perfessor an’ livin’ as one o dem. He's goln’ to write a magazine article on dere lives an' hab its.— Puck. “ W hy do you want a divorce?” the judge asked. “ Because I can't look at my w ife without being tempted to commit suicide or murder.” "W h at brought about this state o f mind?” “ She put moth balls ln my cigar pock et.” “ Petition granted.” — Judge. “ Wasn’t trying to commit suicide? Why, she Jumped off the end o f the pier into thirty feet of water and sank like a stone!” “ 1 know, but she Just explained to the man who rescued her that she had learned to swim at a cor respondence school.” — Houston Post. "W h y did you leave your last place?” asked Mrs. Hiram Often. “ Well,” re plied the pretty servant maid, “ the last couple 1 was with didn't agree.” “ In deed? Why should their disagree ments affect you?” “ It was about me. The gentleman liked me, but she didn’t ” — Philadelphia Press. Mr. Stammerton— O' Vera!—er— that ts, M— M — Miss Sere, I —er— lul— lul— lul----- Miss Sere (coyly)— Yes, Mr. Stammerton,say lt, don’ t be afraid. Mr. Stammerton— I'm afraid it’s g —g —going to t—t— t— take me so lul— long to say lt that you'd bub— better remark ‘This Is so sudden’ now.— Philadelphia Press. “ W hat a man your father is!” ex claimed Mrs. Fogle, looking up from the letter in her bond. "H e says he has bought a French clock, and ahall bring it home with him. What will It be good for except as an ornament? None o f us can tell the time by it, un less you can, Edith. You know some thing about French, don’t you?” — Bos ton Transcript - A. P. Armstrong, LL- B., Principal Thousands o f graduates in positions; hundreds placed each year; more calls for help than we can meet— it pays to at tend our school; largest, most modern, best equipped. Departments : Business, Shorthand, Typewriting, Penmanship, Euglish. Open all the year. Catalogue, penworlc free. Call, telephone or write. Delivered to any Rail road Station or Boat Landing in Oregon C h a u ffe u r. Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Le R oy,N . free sample of A lle n ’s Foot-Ease. fweatlngr, hot swollen, aching feet. new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. A j I drug gists sell it. 26c. Don’t accept any substitute. THERE IS NO « SLICKER LIKE Forty yeara ago and after• many years of use on the’ eastern coast. Tower’s Waterproof Oiled Coats were introduced in the West and were called flickers by the pioneers and cowboys. This graphic name has come into such general use that it is frequently though wrongfully applied to many substitutes. You wont thé genuine / L°°k for the .Sign of the fish, and f t : i ' the name Tower on the buttons, g l V MAPI IN BLACK A N , VIU.OW AND » ■ • a aOID t>Y REPRESENTATIVE TRADE fS S THE WORLD OVER. m A y U I V A.J.TOWli C0..BOSTON.HAM.U S A. ^ TOWtR CANADIAN «MjnUiTOIONTO. CAN. % . Loulstllle . A Judicial Verdict. judge— You are accused o f having beaten this person cruelly. The Accused— Well, I had to beat him to make him do his work. He is an Idiot. I Judge (severely)— You should Te I member that an idiot is a man like f°u or me.— Translated for Tales from Les Annales. One Dollar for a Postal Card This company will give one dollar for I the first reliable information of an I opportunity to sell a steam engine or R boiler of our standard types within H our range of sizes. This does not H include vertical, traction or gas en gines. If you know of anybody in tending to buy an engine or boiler tell us. A Postal will do. Here is a picture of one of the most perfectly finished organs now manufactured. It is the L’aciilc Queen, made especially for Filers Plano House, choice of fancy walnut or selected oak eases. Fine, very large beveled plate mir ror, perfectly finished; an ornament to any iX i A i i s l o n . 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An Atlas, the best in the w orld, costs no more than the other kind. Largest, Leading and Most Responsible WesV> ern Dealers. Writ* today for oar special offer, ATLAS ENGINE INDIANAPOLIS WORKS Selling agencies in a ll cities C o rliu Engines High Speed Enginee W ater Tube Bollere Four Valr«» Engine* Compound Engine* Tubular Boiler* Automatic Engine* Throttling Engine* Lot table Boiler* Atlaa Engine* in «e rrlc e 8,000,000 H. P. Atlas Boiler* in aerrice 4,000,000 H. P. Washington street, corner Tark, Portland, Oregon. Sprague ave and Post at., Spokane, Wask. 614 Market street, San Franclioo, Cal. D E N w r it in g t o a d v e rtis e rs please m e n tio n t ills p ap er. Some men taka a trip abroad for pleasure and some take their wives , along. For Infants and Children AVfcgefable Preparalionfor As ■Imitating the Food andRegula he e S achs and Bowel: ting th 5 tom lo inaclis Bowel s of S e o tla n d . Although eels abound in Scotch watars and are caught In great quantities, they are not considered fit food there. No matter how plentiful and how rery fine and large they may be In any district of Scotland, no native will eat one. The objection to the eel is said to be based on ita serpentlike appearance and the fact that it is not overfastidious as to what it feeds on. A : „ oily. l "Tho School of Quality” B a la In A m e S W IFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. CA Mrs. Jawback— Cleveland’. One-Cent W arrant. g ut I didn’t th Ex-President Grover Cleveland holds gp gijortiy a: the only warrant for one cent ever ¡and L eader_ drawn by the Secretary of the Treas- ghe__Are ury upon the United States Treasurer. I „ „ . , - any? He— 1 Jui It was in payment of the balance o f ' the salary due the Democratic chief- g If m ev eD tain at the close of his term In 1897, ® 0 ce' ow and its issuance was made necessary cag° i e" 8‘ by one o f those mistakes that are rare “ H ow can a ; on the part of the expert bookkeepers she is a man' engaged ln running the accounts of Susie. “ By lot the government street” repliet Every quarter the President o f the Courier-Journal, United States is entitled to three | "H o w much checks— one for $4,166.66 and two for leave?” “ It a; $4,166.67. The table of methods o f neither rich no: paying government salaries show’s jjig estate at 1 that if the $50,000 a .vear for the Pres- Cleveland Plait ident is divided Into twelve equal In- I Newlvw stallments, one for each month, the ' y amount will be $4,166.66 2-3, but the you uke my two-thirds o f a cent cannot be paid earesS at the end o f a month, and so the 1 a a er practice is to send the President a ke bla mot er check for $4,166.66 one month and the I Dumley Whi other two months o f the quarter the stock is the sto< amount is $4,166.67. Isn’t lt? Wlsem In some manner President Cleve- stock that does land failed to get a check one month ways preferred, for the extra cent that was due him, | New Dentist and when the books were balanced at y O U take gas? the close o f his term it was detected. jjurt if 1 don With all due solemnity the officers or 3 ronco Bill__TI the treasury drew the famous warrant 9ake 1 think I ’ i for one cent, and Mr. Cleveland re- 1 . „ ceived lt with the same amount of se- ' an yo ’ riousness. He has never cashed the ga' e er 8 81 warrant. most Impossible 1 L S L /-O O Z - P-ak and Washington, Portland, Oregoa "So you are the applicant for the position as chauffeur?” asked the gen tleman, looking up from his desk. “ Yes, sir,” replied the man who had Just entered the room. “ Are you a union man?” “ Yes, sir." “ Well, after you have worked on a machine for eight houra and the thing won’t go, what do you do?” FREE. “ Oh, well, sir, if you’ve got one of Y., for a that kind of machines, I don’t want the It cures It makes job!” — Yonkere Statesman. to their full duty so there is no cause another attack. D 9 not waste time trying to rub Rheumatism away, but ^ dou’t you get up and give that yniit It out of the blood with S. S. S. so that the cold and dampness of Wintet *eat 10 your father, Bobby? Don t lt ing gray at 30. ie pill not keep you in continual pain and agony. Special book on Rheuma- Pain y°u f° see him reaching for a dpep black. F ids an and any medical advice will be given free. strap?’’ “Not on a street car.”—Chi- j married.—Talei ■ C O N S U M PTIO N hair vioor . URELY VEGETABLE. WIBUfc“ 1 w w n ll,e ;-*w i4 ----------------------------------------- •oh.) C9IIS WNCRI All USE FAIL) I Cough tiyrup. Taatea Good. In time. Sold by druggist*. W hat J oy T hey B ring To F yehy H ome as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play— when in health — and how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use. Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, be cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. W e inform all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained, by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem edy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication. Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs always has the full name of the Company— California Fig Syrup Co. — plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty cent size, or naving printed thereon t! e name of any other company, do not accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects. Every family should always have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial for the parents and the children, whenever a laxative remedy is required.