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FAMOUS ATHLETES As a Spring Tonic to Get the System in Good Shape “ I adv ie Athletes v . h j are about to go in training to try a tattle of Pe-ru-na.” A friend in need will keep you broke. I —Philadelphia Record. Then your blood must be in "D o you really believe that Job suf- | fered from boils?” " I really believe be a very bad condition. You did— if be bad ’em."— Cleveland Plaln- certainly know what to take, Dea ler. then take it — Ayer’s Saisa- No man ought ever to write a love- parilla. If you doubt, then letter without thinking constantly how It will sound when it is read out loud E dlbl* Snails. consult your doctor. Weknow In court.— Somerville Journal. Daughter— The paper says that edible what he will say about this — I. W . •nails are advertised iu English restau- Ethel— Are you sure he has never grand old family medicine. ; rants. denister. loved before? Edith— Yes. He told me Old Lady— Land sakes! Who’d ever Sold for over years. to go round to the Jeweler's and pick ’ft* thought that edible snails were fit to out any ring I wanted.— Judge. eat. Th l* 1* the first question yonr doctor would ask: " A r e your bowel* revtuiar?” He knows Singleton— Do you dodge when your that daily action o f the bowels is absolutely essential to recovery. Keen your liver active You Can Get Allen’s Foot-Ease FREE. w ife throws tilings at you? Wederly— and your bowel* regular by taking laxative W rite Allen 8. Olmsted, Le F o y .N . Y ., for a doses o f A y e r’s F ill». Certainly not. Do you suppose I'd take free sam ple o f A lle n ’s F oot-lase. It cures a chance of getting hit? * sweating, hot sw ollen . aching feet. It makes Made by J. C. A y e r Co., L o w e ll, Maes. new or tigh t shoes easy. A certain cure for A lso manufacturers o f Bobby— How much footwear do you iikuifst U Y im voR iirsF in un ivi. corns, in grow in g nails and bunions. A ll d ru g > HAIR VIGOR. gists sell it. 25c. D on’t accept any substitute. wear out In a month. Tommy? Tommy AGUE CURE. B e s u r e yo u d o n 't g e t o n e o f th e c o m —Tw o pairs of a shoes and a pair of CffLRRY PECTORAL. m o n k in d — t h is Is th e O u t o f t h e O r d in a r y . my mother's slippers.—Chicago News. e x c e lle n c e . Miffles— What do you thiuk of Kiiox- Physician— Your ailment lies in the em as a pugilist? A . J. TOW ER CO ., — _ s larynx, thorax, aud epiglott «. Holll- It iff son-— I don’t believe he’s the real Another Point of View. BOSTON. U.8.A. P gan— Indude! An' me afther tblukin' Hyker— As Shakspeare says: “ Jesters thing. Mitfles— Why not? th’ trouble was iu me throat.— Ram’s do often prove prophets.” TO W ER CANADIAN CO., L imited , Hiffson— Because he says he isn’t go- ! TORONTO, CANADA. 55» Pyker— Yes. and he might have truth Horn. ing to try to elevate the stage. Maker8 o f Wet Weather Clothing & Hats. “ See that man? Well, sir. he landed fully added that prophets often prove ■ - • jesters—especially political and weather in this country with bare feet and now prophets. he’s got millions." “ Gee whiz! he must Q^EGONffM O D pU ft/r/C /t Mother* w ill find Mr*. Winslow’ s Soothing be a regular centipede.” — Philadelphia TESTED AND TRUE flUARANTEED Syrup the hest rem edy to use for their children Hedger. NO W ! hi the time to USE IT. uOUJi. Lriemaior, ouaiii pioti iu .»eu u.*a v /H l . .un e u to du rin g the teething period. Swim Thr »ugh the Mieuigaa Whirlpool Rapids. “ Well,” remarked Hercules cheerful ---------- -------- r | He Had No More to Say. ly, as be gazed up at Atlas, "you seem Key to th© Situation. Wcaiarful Hon:a Growells— Our new neighbor must be The sheriff was standing on the corner to be bearing up pretty well, even If y^TH LETES réalisa tba importance of P E -R U -N A a happy woman. Treatment the whole world is dewn on you.” — with a large brass key in his hand. keeping ip good bodily trim. Mrs. (»rowel 1*— Why do you think so? “ What’s that big key for?” asked the Renovates, Regulates, Restores a System Thla wonderful Chi Princeton Tiger. The digestion must be good, the cir Growells— She goes about the house Inquisitive person. nese doctor 1* cal lt d Depleted by Catarrh. If real because he cures \ Languid Leary— Dey tell me dat culation perfect, sleep regular aud “ That,” answered the sheriff, “ is the singing all day long. people without opvra- Esquimaux eat soap an' t’ink it's a key to a clock factory. The proprietor John W . Glenister, of Providence, R. enough of it. Mrs. Growells— Oh, that’s easily ex tion that are Riven up to die. Me cures with luxury. Perambulating Pete— Well, let the business run down and I ’ve got plained. She’s a widow. I., champion long distance swimmer of those wonderful Chi If the slightest catarrhal condition to wind it up. See?” ne«« ■ herbs, roots, buds, I America, has performed notable feats of lungs or stomach is allowed to re dat's w ’ot It is. It ain’t no necessity.— bark« and vetj**; aides | Beware ot Ointments for Catarrh that in this country and England. He has main, neither digestion nor sleep will Sis Hopkin's Book. that an* en tirely un Effects o f Prosperity. Contain Mercury known -o medical *cl- used Peruna as a tonic and gives his be strength-sustaining. Old Friend— Is your part very ditfl- •uce In this country. Through the use ol those as m ercury will surely destroy the eenaa of In the six years of the country’s bar niless remedies this lumous doctor knows opinion of it in the following letter: smell and co m p letely «leraugo the w hole sys ■ cult to play? Barnstormer— Well, the action’ o f over 500 differen t remedies which greatest prosperity, from 185)7 to 11)03, tem w oen en te rin g i t tu rcu g n th e mucous Those who lêad very active lives, life he successfully uses in different diseases. He rather! I ’m living on one meal a day, average prices of breaiistuffs advanced surfaces. Sucn a rtic le s s o u lil never be used New York. | athletes, with good muscular development, Kuariint«*«‘M to cure catarrh, asi hum. I u iik , throat, ex ep to u prescriptions from reputable phy- and playing the role o f a man with the 65 per cent, meats 23.1 per cent, dairy rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kid find the spring months especially tryi g. The Peruna Medicine Company, * s n ia n s as ih e dam ag : they w ill uo is ten f id neys, etc.; has hundreds o f («‘stim oduls. I gout.— Detroit Free Press. Charges moderate. Call ami see him. Patients and garden products 50.1 percent., and to t .e good you can possioly (le ilv e lr o m il em. Columbus, Ohio: Athletes every where praise Peruna H a ll’s Catarrh Cure, m anufactured t.y T. J. ont o f the city w rite lor blanks and circulars. Dorothy— Isn’t It horrid? I ’ve Just clothing 24.1. A ll these were products Cheney & i o., Toledo, O.. contains n om ertu ry, Gentlemen— “ This spring for the Bend stamp. C O N S U L T A T IO N P ilE K . tiecause they, of all men, appreciate ADDKKKS first time I have taken two bottles of j the value of a tonic that dispels phys liscovered that my dolly is stuffed with of the farmer and stockman, who and is taken Interna ly, a ctin g directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces o f the system. sawdust! Dick— Pooh! What of it? profited more than any other '■lass of In buying H a ll’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get Peruna, and, as it has done me a : ical depression. The C. Gas Wo Chinese Medhine Co. Lots of respectable people eat break the community by these advances. The the genuine, f t is taken in tern a lly , and mane great deal of good, I feel as if I | 251^-2$3 ALDER ST., PORTLAND, OREGON ill Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Chaney -V Co. Tosti- , The vocation of some men may allow S i r M ention paper miner henefitred 42.1 per cent, by that m enials iree. fast food.— Chicago News. ought to say a good word for its them to endure the depressing feelings i - Add by itrugglsts, price 75c. per bottle. advance in the average price of metals. worth. The Woman— George, this is the an H a ll’sF a m tiy P ills are the best. cident to spring weather, but the athlr e Tne only decrease in the average prices “ During the springtime for the last must never allow himself to get "under 1 e niversary of the day on which I prom of commodities in that period waB in few years, I have taken several kinds of Two Exceptions. ised to be yours— have you forgotten weather.” spring tonics, and have never received railway freight rates, which decreased "They say that all tne world loves It? The Brute— No, my dear. I couldn't. any benefit whatever. This year, He mnst keep in the “ pink ef condi But I ’ve forgiven It.— Cleveland Lead- from .71)8 per ton-mile in 1897, to .763 a lover,” said the rejected suitor as he through the advice of a friend, I have tion” all the time. in 1903, a loss of 4.4 per cent. The ate his dinner from the mantelpiece, er. tried Peruna and it has given satisfac report of the Interstate Commerce com "uut there are generally two excep In order to do this he aiust avail tion. I Customer— Say, what kind of a crazy “ I advise all athletes who are about | himself of a spring tonic upon which ! novel is this, anyway? It begins with mission shows that the average increase tions to the rule, the girl you want in the pay of railroad employes in that to be your w ife and the man you want . to go in training to try a bottle, for it ! he can rely. the last chapter and ends with the I certainly gets the system in good j Therefore Athletes are especially friend first. Bookseller— Oh. that edition Is period was a trifle above 8.5 per cent. to be your father-in-law.” — I’ rincetou ! shape.” Yours truly. Tiger. ly toward Peruna. Intended for ladies only.— Chicago A Lile-Saver JOHN W. GLENISTER. ! Peruna never fails them. News. lie kisseil her hand and then her lips; She bade him go away. Mifkins— Wasn’t Benedict’s death Swollen Veins, Sprains, rather sudden and unexpected? Bit Said he: “ I live from hand to mouth. Man to tte Disease Proor. O d d Animal Laws. So don’t be angry, pray.” Strains and Weak Joints When a dog was unlawfully killed In It has already been suggested that kins— Well, it was sudden, but not nec “ Oh, well,” she sa , “ if that’s the case. countries differing so widely as Ger the appendix should be removed from essarily unexpected. His wife had Just Kelleved and Cured with I ’ll let yon I've to-day.” our Silk Elastic Btockings. many and Arabia the owner of the an every infant as a routine measure. graduated from a cooking school.— Chi Perfect F it Guaranteed. imal used to be indemnified in the fol But this is clearly insufficient, says cago News. F in e Btoot For forty year's Plan's Cure for Con Bilk Bilk lowing manner: The dog was hung up the British Medical Journal. The W ristlet«................f .75 #1.00 Mrs. Crawford—This lovely Easter sumption has cured coughs and colds. At A n k lets.................... 1.75 2.50 by the tail, with the point o f its muz surgery o f the future must Include hat cost me only f(J5. Don't you think druggists. Price 25 cents. Knee Cups.............. 1.75 2.50 zle touching the grouml, and the man far more than this. The tonsils and I look pretty In It r Crawford— I ’ll bet Legfflns................... 2.00 2.75 A t S h o rt R a n ge. Garter Hose........... 2.50 8.50 who had committed the offense was turbinate bones o f the nose must be that 98-cent lamp-shade you bought the Aims«’ K iu t Hose,.. 5.00 Ä.Ü0 " I t must be awful,” said the type obliged to pour over It corn or flour cut out, because they may harbor other day wyuld be just as becoming to writer boarder with the $1.98 pompa W e also manufacture a l forms o f Belts and Bupporters. T H E C H A T H A M until the carcass was completely hid germs. What Arbnthnot Dane culls you.— Judge. dour, “ to be deceived by a false mar den by the heap. Tills heap then be the "human cesspool” (that is, the large W O O D A R D , C L A R K E & C O Merchant— Do you think you know riage.” Is the BEST IN C U B ATO R on P o rtla n d , O r e g o n ^ came the property of the man who intestine), must he removed along “ Well, I don’t suppose it’s any worse the market, I will sen l you on«, enough to assist me in the office? Stuart owned the dog. with a considerable part o f the upper Boy— Know enough! Why, the last than being deceived by a real one,” freight prepaid, ami wait for my In Syria there was a specially curi portion of tiie alimentary canal, be pay until October 1, 11)05. P. N. U. No. 1 3—1905 boss I had was compelled to let me rejoined the landlady. ous variation, for if it were a street cause it won’t be needed when we be And her husband continued to give go because I knew more than lie did. It was given the highest award dog that was killed the flour was gin to live on M. Berthelot’s tabloids lihN writing to advertisers please | a correct imitation of a man trying —Chicago News. at the Oregon State Fair, held at mention tills paper. made into bread and given to its fel and pills. The too readily decaying Salem last fall. Write for our Finnegan— Oh, yls. Oi can under- to read a newspaper. lows. No doubt this arose from the teeth will be pulled out in early life Descriptive Catalogue of Incuba sthand how thim astronomers can cal- value atttached in those old parts to and the germ-proof store variety In tors and Brooder* ami our time street dogs as scavengers. Ity the old serted. The failing human eye will kilate th’ distance av a stliarr. Its projxjsito i. Welsh laws o f Ilow el the damages for be anticipated by spectacles In early weight, dinsity and color nnd all thot killing an animal tielonging to another youth. Deficient moral sense and de —but th’ thing thot gets me is, how th’ GEO. W. FOOTT, were assessed in the same odd man generacy will be treated by ventilation dlvvle do they know its name?— Puck. Aunt Nancy— Don't say she dropped ner. of the brain and removal of the offend Dept. 12 Portland, Oregon the locket in her bosom; that isn't mod ing areas. Notes on the May Century. Thus protected against the perils of est; say she dropped it in her neck. General attention is being called Lucy— I see; and instead of saying that more and more to what seems to be a civilization, the man o f the coming the man unbosom himself, 1 must say centuries will be able In his Journey widespread religious awakening. Now he unnecked himself.— Boston Trans- it is Australia or Wales or New Zea throught life to defy the countless ene land that is affected; then amazing re mies that seek to rob him o f health scrlpt. Mrs. Spenders— I wonder what will ports come from Korea; next, perhajis, —sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, are extraordinary returns from Los An sans everything.— Philadelphia Record. be the popular styles In bonnets next summer? Mr. Spenders—My dear, wo geles, Atlanta or Pittsburg. These Somewhat Different. men’s bonnets will be divided into two conditions w ill be discussed by Henry styles, as usual— the style you don't R. E lliot in the May Century under Fond memories of the long ago Come back with songs I used to sing; like and the style I can’t afford.— ÄVcßcfable Preparation Tor A s - the title of “ The World-wide Spiritual But when songs I send to publishers similatinß the Food andRc^ttla- Royal Magazine. Awakening.” Come back— well, that’s another thing. Imfi the Stoinacte and Bowels of “ Don't be so lazy. There’s plenty of Mistaken Kindnens. A s E x p la in e d . room at the top. and you're olevej Jack— Hello, old man! Aw fully glad | Husband— I wonder why men’s pock enough to get there.” "But.” replied to see you. Here, take off that coat ets are so easy to get at, while women's the lazy genius, “ think how clever it is and put on this smoking jacket and are so difficult? Promotes Dii’eslion.Cheeri'iil- of me to find a place at the bottom, make yourself comfortable. Dick— , Wife— Oh, that’ s easily explained. A where there isn’t so much room." — ness and Rest.Contains neither Deuce take it! Do you mean to insin man has no business with a woman’s Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. , Philadelphia Ledger. uate that I don't feel comfortable in a pocket, hut a woman has with a man's. K o t N a r c o t ic . “ I think," said the prison visitor, "it That's the answer. dress suit? W . L DOUOLA» MAKE8 AlfD BELLA would be helpful to you if you would MORE MEN'S #3 80 BH0E8 THAN ANT OTHER MANUFACTURER IN THE WORLD. take some good motto and try <0 live A v v s i Old nrSAKLTLPtTCHKR S 1 0 , 0 0 0 R E W A R D to any ou« who up to It.” "Yes,” said the convict; cun diaprov« thla atAtement. famp/dn Sesd- “ now, I'd like to select, for instance, Jttx Swum ♦ W . ?.. D o n ic i’«* i.'l.no h’tnr* n r r I h * icr»*:«l« *t «.< llc m in II««- w o r it i I h — 'W e are here to-day and gone to-mor rn n s o o f t l i f i r n i c l Ir n t nfyl«*, rnny A t N othing is more offensive than an old sore tin ie unti M«i|H*rit>r h i ¡ i r l i ) « tin a llti«**. row.’ ” — Philadelphia Press. /bppeniw# - Tl»t*y » r i* Jiiwt us u<*u«l uh fin m * f l»ut c o s i th at refuses to heal. Patiently, d ay after day, it is treated and nursed, every f r o l l i SA.ÓO t o N» 7 . ' I l n* n n ly t llf- "Yonr daughter's music is# improv Hirm Senti- fr r r m - r Is flit* « • r i f f . TV. !.. I » o i i k I>* s salve, powder, etc., that is heard of is tried, but does no good, until the very I R I.5I» *hiM*H «’o * l urort* t o iiiuk«*. Im iti ing," said the professor, “ lutt when t l i f i r tliHjM) l» H Ìp r , u r n r l«.nut-r. unti s ig h t of it grows offensive to the sufferer and he becomes disgusted and mor she runs the scales I have to watch her urt» o f c r r A t f r v a in e flu ii» hiijt n t n r r bid. T h ey are not on ly offensive, but dangerous, because the same germ s iin e un I l»e n u ir lt » t lo -«ln y . VV . !.. pretty closely.” “ Just like her father,” lim ite li«* ic n u r u n t ff s flit Ir v u ln e liy Aperteci Remedy forConslipa- th a t produces cancerous ulcers is back of every old sore. T he cause is is * t ’ini|>in|r I t i* n u m e n o ti i n i r e d ii t lie said Mrs. Nnrltch. “ He made his Ron, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea h .ttfo m o f r u r h si««»«*. I.tm fc f.. r It. T jilia th e blood and as lon g as it ,, . . . n o * n b * t it n fe . W . ?.. I> i h i |,I i h i . i . A O Worms .Convulsions .Feverish remains the sore w ill be Sotne years ago my blood W am e poisoned, and money in the grocery business.” — s lm e s » i r e s o l f i f l i r t i m e l i I t i* o w n - r fH il s m t i o «» r i i* i ** * I tri n t i n l i e |M’ |»ri in rit-i»• « ’ i | 'i « i I r f i it l i i« « - * * , u n ti o by a, j 4 _ the doctor told me I would have running sores for Philadelphia Public Ledger. ness and L o s s o f SLEEl*. ... l e r * e v e r y w h * e r e . N ' o m u t tter sii*»** « l e u mu t there and continue to grow hfe and that if lhey were clo9ed up ^ r„ ult w h e r e v n i l i v e , \ v . I .. I j o u k I u h d I ’ kj O f» Cottager— Do you ever I'arn folks ter li r e w i t h i n y u rt u t-li. o n r worse and more destructive. WOuld be fatal. Under this discouraging report I Facsimile Signature of Thn Brut / F ree Warm.” T h e fact that thousands o f left off their treatment and resorted to the use 6f paint picters like that there, sir? Artist I wr»/p to m y thot / hare it n r n » y< yonr old sores have been cut out S. S. S. Its effects were prompt and gratifying. —Oh yes; sometimes. Why do you ask? th o ti f o r th u * ym r» . orni fin n th “ r p u t t M ------- Äf brat f f r * r ttOì f . " - fl<r. t'm n k 1. /. ; i-i/, and even the bones scraped, It took only a short while for the medicine to en- Cottager— Well. sir. this 'ere boy o’ NEW YORK. /. att JtJJrrs'M S t., Loutaviilr, hy. «, l»e that and y e t they returned, is :n tirely cure up the sores, and I am not dead as the mine aint fit for nutliin’. A t b y in in lli v o l d Boys w u r W . L . D ou r!a• $2.80 *n<1 $2.00 disputable evidence that the doctors intimated I would be, neither have the there delicate 'e can’t do no ’ard work; shoe« because th e y fit better, h old t h e ir J 3 Dost s { j C i m s sh a p e a n d w e a r lo n g e r th a n o th e r m ake«. b lo o d is d is e a s e d and resoon- *o re * eyer broken ont »Fain. J ohn W . F undis . an' not bein' quite right In 'is 'ead. 1 Dioou is diseased ana respon wheeling, W. V«., May a8, 1903. W. fionglat w in Corona Cotlahn in hit thought ns 'ow this 'ere 'ad t>e a tiice, M 3 .M t h o n . r ., ,.nn t nit It ronrrttrrf to Sible for the sore or ulcer. 6 7 Ge th e fin r*t p Itrnt I r u th n p i o itu rrd . V alu ab le time is lost in experim enting w ith external treatments, such as light occupation for 'e — Punch. Pant C o lo r E y e le t* w ill n o t w ear brassy, EXACT COPY Of WRAPPER. salves, powders, washes, etc., because the germs and poisons in the blood ••No." said the impecunious one. ’ you W. 1«. Dowhiihflatha shoe mailorder h u w n o t In t h e w o r ld . N o t r o u b le to g e t a A t m ust be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S. S. cleanses and puri can't believe all that you see in the by m a il. 28 r e n t s e x t r a Dr-p.-iv* d e li v e r y . TM« OCWTAUM «O H M N », N IC TORI OITV. I f v o n d e s ir e f u r t h e r in f o r m a tio n , w rite f o e fies the circulation so that it carries rich, new blood to the parts and the newspapers." “ Are you prepared to /Utttirotrii Catalogue o j S p rin g Style», sore or nicer heals permanently. S. S. S. not on ly specify?” the other man r od. "I W. L. DOUGLAS, Rrotkton, H im . removes the germ s and poisons, but strengthens the am. I saw a statement In the uii.incial blood and builds up the entire system by stim ulat columns that money was easy, but in g the organs, increasing the appetite and g iv in g when I tried to neg« energy to the weak, wasted constitution. It is an found that the re re -e exh ilaratin g tonic, aids the digestion and puts every part of the body in misunderstood the par folor more good, brighter and faster colors than any othrr dyr. One 10 c package colors kill, wool and codon equally well and Is good healthy condition. Book on the blood, w ith any medical advice wished, not say that people cuaraMeed to give perfect re»«*,. A.k dealer, nr we will .end post paid al 10 c a parkags. Writa lor frea buukiat how tv dve. V ithou t charge. THE S W IF T SPECIFIC C C „ ATLANTA, CAm Judge. »leach and a c colara. MONROt DRLO CO.. Unioav.lle. Mnsavri. y®* a ll 60 Dr. G. Gee Wo To Convince You [w USTORIA For Infants and Children. FCT OLD SO R ES The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the I t Signature / A m In Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA P U T N A M F A D E L E S S DYES * J I of