FAMOUS ATHLETES
As a Spring Tonic to Get the
System in Good Shape
“ I adv ie
Athletes
v . h j are
about to go
in training
to try a
tattle of
Pe-ru-na.”
A friend in need will keep you broke.
I —Philadelphia Record.
Then your blood must be in
"D o you really believe that Job suf-
| fered from boils?” " I really believe be
a very bad condition. You
did— if be bad ’em."— Cleveland Plaln-
certainly
know what to take,
Dea ler.
then
take
it — Ayer’s Saisa-
No man ought ever to write a love-
parilla. If you doubt, then
letter without thinking constantly how
It will sound when it is read out loud
E dlbl* Snails.
consult your doctor. Weknow
In court.— Somerville Journal.
Daughter— The paper says that edible
what he will say about this
— I. W .
•nails are advertised iu English restau-
Ethel— Are you sure he has never
grand old family medicine. ; rants.
denister.
loved before? Edith— Yes. He told me
Old Lady— Land sakes! Who’d ever
Sold for over
years.
to go round to the Jeweler's and pick
’ft* thought that edible snails were fit to
out any ring I wanted.— Judge.
eat.
Th l* 1* the first question yonr doctor would
ask: " A r e your bowel* revtuiar?” He knows
Singleton— Do you dodge when your
that daily action o f the bowels is absolutely
essential
to recovery. Keen your liver active
You Can Get Allen’s Foot-Ease FREE.
w ife throws tilings at you? Wederly—
and your bowel* regular by taking laxative
W rite Allen 8. Olmsted, Le F o y .N . Y ., for a
doses o f A y e r’s F ill».
Certainly not. Do you suppose I'd take
free sam ple o f A lle n ’s F oot-lase.
It cures
a chance of getting hit?
*
sweating, hot sw ollen . aching feet. It makes
Made by J. C. A y e r Co., L o w e ll, Maes.
new
or
tigh
t
shoes
easy.
A
certain
cure
for
A lso manufacturers o f
Bobby— How much footwear do you
iikuifst U Y im voR iirsF in un ivi.
corns, in grow in g nails and bunions. A ll d ru g
>
HAIR VIGOR.
gists sell it. 25c. D on’t accept any substitute.
wear out In a month. Tommy? Tommy
AGUE CURE.
B e s u r e yo u d o n 't g e t o n e o f th e c o m
—Tw o pairs of a shoes and a pair of
CffLRRY PECTORAL.
m o n k in d — t h is Is th e
O u t o f t h e O r d in a r y .
my mother's slippers.—Chicago News.
e x c e lle n c e .
Miffles— What do you thiuk of Kiiox-
Physician— Your ailment lies in the
em as a pugilist?
A
.
J.
TOW
ER CO .,
— _ s
larynx, thorax, aud epiglott «. Holll-
It iff son-— I don’t believe he’s the real
Another Point of View.
BOSTON. U.8.A.
P
gan— Indude! An' me afther tblukin'
Hyker— As Shakspeare says: “ Jesters thing.
Mitfles— Why not?
th’ trouble was iu me throat.— Ram’s do often prove prophets.”
TO W ER CANADIAN CO., L imited ,
Hiffson— Because he says he isn’t go- !
TORONTO, CANADA.
55»
Pyker— Yes. and he might have truth
Horn.
ing to try to elevate the stage.
Maker8 o f Wet Weather Clothing & Hats.
“ See that man? Well, sir. he landed fully added that prophets often prove
■ -
•
jesters—especially political and weather
in this country with bare feet and now prophets.
he’s got millions." “ Gee whiz! he must
Q^EGONffM O D pU ft/r/C /t
Mother* w ill find Mr*. Winslow’ s Soothing
be a regular centipede.” — Philadelphia
TESTED AND TRUE flUARANTEED
Syrup the hest rem edy to use for their children
Hedger.
NO W ! hi the time to USE IT.
uOUJi. Lriemaior, ouaiii pioti
iu .»eu u.*a v /H l . .un e u to
du rin g the teething period.
Swim Thr »ugh the Mieuigaa Whirlpool Rapids.
“ Well,” remarked Hercules cheerful
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|
He
Had No More to Say.
ly, as be gazed up at Atlas, "you seem
Key to th© Situation.
Wcaiarful Hon:a
Growells— Our new neighbor must be
The sheriff was standing on the corner
to be bearing up pretty well, even If
y^TH LETES réalisa tba importance of
P E -R U -N A
a happy woman.
Treatment
the whole world is dewn on you.” — with a large brass key in his hand.
keeping
ip
good
bodily
trim.
Mrs. (»rowel 1*— Why do you think so?
“ What’s that big key for?” asked the
Renovates, Regulates, Restores a System
Thla wonderful Chi
Princeton
Tiger.
The digestion must be good, the cir
Growells— She goes about the house
Inquisitive person.
nese doctor 1* cal lt d
Depleted by Catarrh.
If real because he cures \
Languid Leary— Dey tell me dat
culation perfect, sleep regular aud
“ That,” answered the sheriff, “ is the singing all day long.
people without opvra-
Esquimaux eat soap an' t’ink it's a key to a clock factory. The proprietor
John W . Glenister, of Providence, R. enough of it.
Mrs. Growells— Oh, that’s easily ex
tion that are Riven up
to die. Me cures with
luxury.
Perambulating Pete— Well, let the business run down and I ’ve got plained. She’s a widow.
I., champion long distance swimmer of
those wonderful Chi
If the slightest catarrhal condition
to
wind
it
up.
See?”
ne«« ■ herbs, roots, buds, I
America, has performed notable feats of lungs or stomach is allowed to re dat's w ’ot It is. It ain’t no necessity.—
bark« and vetj**; aides |
Beware ot Ointments for Catarrh that
in this country and England. He has main, neither digestion nor sleep will Sis Hopkin's Book.
that an* en tirely un
Effects o f Prosperity.
Contain Mercury
known -o medical *cl-
used Peruna as a tonic and gives his be strength-sustaining.
Old Friend— Is your part very ditfl-
•uce In this country. Through the use ol those
as
m
ercury
will
surely
destroy
the
eenaa
of
In the six years of the country’s
bar niless remedies this lumous doctor knows
opinion of it in the following letter:
smell and co m p letely «leraugo the w hole sys
■
cult
to
play?
Barnstormer—
Well,
the action’ o f over 500 differen t remedies which
greatest prosperity, from 185)7 to 11)03, tem w oen en te rin g i t tu rcu g n th e mucous
Those who lêad very active lives, life
he successfully uses in different diseases.
He
rather!
I
’m
living
on
one
meal
a
day,
average prices of breaiistuffs advanced surfaces. Sucn a rtic le s s o u lil never be used
New York.
| athletes, with good muscular development,
Kuariint«*«‘M to cure catarrh, asi hum. I u iik , throat,
ex
ep
to
u
prescriptions
from
reputable
phy-
and playing the role o f a man with the 65 per cent, meats 23.1 per cent, dairy
rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kid
find
the
spring
months
especially
tryi
g.
The Peruna Medicine Company,
*
s n ia n s as ih e dam ag : they w ill uo is ten f id
neys, etc.; has hundreds o f («‘stim oduls.
I gout.— Detroit Free Press.
Charges moderate. Call ami see him. Patients
and garden products 50.1 percent., and to t .e good you can possioly (le ilv e lr o m il em.
Columbus, Ohio:
Athletes every where praise Peruna
H a ll’s Catarrh Cure, m anufactured t.y T. J.
ont o f the city w rite lor blanks and circulars.
Dorothy— Isn’t It horrid? I ’ve Just clothing 24.1. A ll these were products Cheney & i o., Toledo, O.. contains n om ertu ry,
Gentlemen— “ This spring for the
Bend stamp. C O N S U L T A T IO N P ilE K .
tiecause they, of all men, appreciate
ADDKKKS
first time I have taken two bottles of j the value of a tonic that dispels phys liscovered that my dolly is stuffed with of the farmer and stockman, who and is taken Interna ly, a ctin g directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces o f the system.
sawdust! Dick— Pooh! What of it? profited more than any other '■lass of In buying H a ll’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get
Peruna, and, as it has done me a : ical depression.
The C. Gas Wo Chinese Medhine Co.
Lots of respectable people eat break the community by these advances. The the genuine, f t is taken in tern a lly , and mane
great deal of good, I feel as if I |
251^-2$3 ALDER ST., PORTLAND, OREGON
ill
Toledo,
Ohio,
by
F.
J.
Chaney
-V
Co.
Tosti-
,
The vocation of some men may allow
S i r M ention paper
miner henefitred 42.1 per cent, by that m enials iree.
fast food.— Chicago News.
ought to say a good word for its
them to endure the depressing feelings i -
Add by itrugglsts, price 75c. per bottle.
advance in the average price of metals.
worth.
The
Woman—
George,
this
is
the
an
H a ll’sF a m tiy P ills are the best.
cident to spring weather, but the athlr e
Tne only decrease in the average prices
“ During the springtime for the last
must never allow himself to get "under 1 e niversary of the day on which I prom of commodities in that period waB in
few years, I have taken several kinds of
Two Exceptions.
ised to be yours— have you forgotten
weather.”
spring tonics, and have never received
railway freight rates, which decreased
"They say that all tne world loves
It?
The
Brute—
No,
my
dear.
I
couldn't.
any benefit whatever.
This year,
He mnst keep in the “ pink ef condi
But I ’ve forgiven It.— Cleveland Lead- from .71)8 per ton-mile in 1897, to .763 a lover,” said the rejected suitor as he
through the advice of a friend, I have
tion” all the time.
in 1903, a loss of 4.4 per cent. The ate his dinner from the mantelpiece,
er.
tried Peruna and it has given satisfac
report of the Interstate Commerce com "uut there are generally two excep
In order to do this he aiust avail
tion.
I Customer— Say, what kind of a crazy
“ I advise all athletes who are about | himself of a spring tonic upon which ! novel is this, anyway? It begins with mission shows that the average increase tions to the rule, the girl you want
in the pay of railroad employes in that to be your w ife and the man you want
. to go in training to try a bottle, for it ! he can rely.
the last chapter and ends with the
I certainly gets the system in good j
Therefore Athletes are especially friend first. Bookseller— Oh. that edition Is period was a trifle above 8.5 per cent. to be your father-in-law.” — I’ rincetou
! shape.” Yours truly.
Tiger.
ly toward Peruna.
Intended for ladies only.— Chicago
A Lile-Saver
JOHN W. GLENISTER.
!
Peruna never fails them.
News.
lie kisseil her hand and then her lips;
She bade him go away.
Mifkins— Wasn’t Benedict’s death
Swollen Veins, Sprains,
rather sudden and unexpected? Bit Said he: “ I live from hand to mouth.
Man to tte Disease Proor.
O d d Animal Laws.
So don’t be angry, pray.”
Strains and Weak Joints
When a dog was unlawfully killed In
It has already been suggested that kins— Well, it was sudden, but not nec “ Oh, well,” she sa , “ if that’s the case.
countries differing so widely as Ger the appendix should be removed from essarily unexpected. His wife had Just
Kelleved and Cured with
I ’ll let yon I've to-day.”
our Silk Elastic Btockings.
many and Arabia the owner of the an every infant as a routine measure. graduated from a cooking school.— Chi
Perfect F it Guaranteed.
imal used to be indemnified in the fol But this is clearly insufficient, says cago News.
F in e Btoot
For forty year's Plan's Cure for Con
Bilk Bilk
lowing manner: The dog was hung up the British Medical Journal.
The
W ristlet«................f .75 #1.00
Mrs. Crawford—This lovely Easter sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
A n k lets.................... 1.75 2.50
by the tail, with the point o f its muz surgery o f the future must Include hat cost me only f(J5. Don't you think druggists. Price 25 cents.
Knee Cups.............. 1.75 2.50
zle touching the grouml, and the man far more than this. The tonsils and I look pretty In It r Crawford— I ’ll bet
Legfflns................... 2.00 2.75
A t S h o rt R a n ge.
Garter Hose........... 2.50 8.50
who had committed the offense was turbinate bones o f the nose must be that 98-cent lamp-shade you bought the
Aims«’ K iu t Hose,.. 5.00 Ä.Ü0
" I t must be awful,” said the type
obliged to pour over It corn or flour cut out, because they may harbor other day wyuld be just as becoming to writer boarder with the $1.98 pompa
W e also manufacture a l forms
o f Belts and Bupporters.
T H E C H A T H A M
until the carcass was completely hid germs.
What Arbnthnot Dane culls you.— Judge.
dour, “ to be deceived by a false mar
den by the heap. Tills heap then be the "human cesspool” (that is, the large
W
O
O
D
A
R
D
,
C
L
A
R
K
E
&
C
O
Merchant— Do you think you know riage.”
Is the BEST IN C U B ATO R on
P o rtla n d , O r e g o n ^
came the property of the man who intestine), must he removed along
“ Well, I don’t suppose it’s any worse
the market, I will sen l you on«,
enough to assist me in the office? Stuart
owned the dog.
with a considerable part o f the upper Boy— Know enough! Why, the last than being deceived by a real one,”
freight prepaid, ami wait for my
In Syria there was a specially curi portion of tiie alimentary canal, be
pay until October 1, 11)05.
P. N. U.
No. 1 3—1905
boss I had was compelled to let me rejoined the landlady.
ous variation, for if it were a street cause it won’t be needed when we be
And her husband continued to give
go because I knew more than lie did.
It was given the highest award
dog that was killed the flour was gin to live on M. Berthelot’s tabloids
lihN writing to advertisers please |
a correct imitation of a man trying
—Chicago News.
at the Oregon State Fair, held at
mention tills paper.
made into bread and given to its fel and pills. The too readily decaying
Salem last fall.
Write for our
Finnegan— Oh, yls. Oi can under- to read a newspaper.
lows. No doubt this arose from the teeth will be pulled out in early life
Descriptive Catalogue of Incuba
sthand
how
thim
astronomers
can
cal-
value atttached in those old parts to and the germ-proof store variety In
tors and Brooder* ami our time
street dogs as scavengers. Ity the old serted. The failing human eye will kilate th’ distance av a stliarr. Its
projxjsito i.
Welsh laws o f Ilow el the damages for be anticipated by spectacles In early weight, dinsity and color nnd all thot
killing an animal tielonging to another youth. Deficient moral sense and de —but th’ thing thot gets me is, how th’
GEO. W. FOOTT,
were assessed in the same odd man generacy will be treated by ventilation dlvvle do they know its name?— Puck.
Aunt Nancy— Don't say she dropped
ner.
of the brain and removal of the offend
Dept. 12
Portland, Oregon
the locket in her bosom; that isn't mod
ing areas.
Notes on the May Century.
Thus protected against the perils of est; say she dropped it in her neck.
General attention is being called
Lucy— I see; and instead of saying that
more and more to what seems to be a civilization, the man o f the coming
the man unbosom himself, 1 must say
centuries
will
be
able
In
his
Journey
widespread religious awakening. Now
he unnecked himself.— Boston Trans-
it is Australia or Wales or New Zea throught life to defy the countless ene
land that is affected; then amazing re mies that seek to rob him o f health scrlpt.
Mrs. Spenders— I wonder what will
ports come from Korea; next, perhajis, —sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste,
are extraordinary returns from Los An sans everything.— Philadelphia Record. be the popular styles In bonnets next
summer? Mr. Spenders—My dear, wo
geles, Atlanta or Pittsburg.
These
Somewhat Different.
men’s bonnets will be divided into two
conditions w ill be discussed by Henry
styles, as usual— the style you don't
R. E lliot in the May Century under Fond memories of the long ago
Come back with songs I used to sing; like and the style I can’t afford.—
ÄVcßcfable Preparation Tor A s -
the title of “ The World-wide Spiritual But when songs I send to publishers
similatinß the Food andRc^ttla-
Royal
Magazine.
Awakening.”
Come back— well, that’s another thing.
Imfi the Stoinacte and Bowels of
“ Don't be so lazy. There’s plenty of
Mistaken Kindnens.
A s E x p la in e d .
room
at
the
top.
and
you're
olevej
Jack— Hello, old man! Aw fully glad |
Husband— I wonder why men’s pock enough to get there.” "But.” replied
to see you. Here, take off that coat
ets are so easy to get at, while women's the lazy genius, “ think how clever it is
and put on this smoking jacket and are so difficult?
Promotes Dii’eslion.Cheeri'iil-
of me to find a place at the bottom,
make yourself comfortable.
Dick— ,
Wife— Oh, that’ s easily explained. A where there isn’t so much room." —
ness and Rest.Contains neither
Deuce take it! Do you mean to insin man has no business with a woman’s
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. ,
Philadelphia Ledger.
uate that I don't feel comfortable in a pocket, hut a woman has with a man's.
K o t N a r c o t ic .
“ I think," said the prison visitor, "it
That's the answer.
dress suit?
W . L DOUOLA» MAKE8 AlfD BELLA
would be helpful to you if you would
MORE MEN'S #3 80 BH0E8 THAN ANT
OTHER MANUFACTURER IN THE WORLD.
take some good motto and try <0 live
A v v s i Old nrSAKLTLPtTCHKR
S 1 0 , 0 0 0 R E W A R D to any ou« who
up to It.”
"Yes,” said the convict;
cun diaprov« thla atAtement.
famp/dn Sesd-
“ now, I'd like to select, for instance,
Jttx Swum ♦
W . ?.. D o n ic i’«* i.'l.no h’tnr* n r r I h *
icr»*:«l« *t «.< llc m in II««- w o r it i I h —
'W e are here to-day and gone to-mor
rn n s o o f t l i f i r n i c l Ir n t nfyl«*, rnny A t
N othing is more offensive than an old sore
tin ie unti M«i|H*rit>r h i ¡ i r l i ) « tin a llti«**.
row.’ ” — Philadelphia Press.
/bppeniw# -
Tl»t*y » r i* Jiiwt us u<*u«l uh fin m * f l»ut c o s i
th at refuses to heal. Patiently, d ay after day, it is treated and nursed, every
f r o l l i SA.ÓO t o N» 7
. ' I l n* n n ly t llf-
"Yonr daughter's music is# improv
Hirm Senti-
fr r r m - r Is flit* « • r i f f .
TV. !.. I » o i i k I>* s
salve, powder, etc., that is heard of is tried, but does no good, until the very I
R I.5I» *hiM*H «’o * l urort* t o iiiuk«*. Im iti
ing," said the professor, “ lutt when
t l i f i r tliHjM) l» H Ìp r , u r n r l«.nut-r. unti
s ig h t of it grows offensive to the sufferer and he becomes disgusted and mor
she runs the scales I have to watch her
urt» o f c r r A t f r v a in e flu ii» hiijt n t n r r
bid. T h ey are not on ly offensive, but dangerous, because the same germ
s iin e un I l»e n u ir lt » t lo -«ln y . VV . !..
pretty closely.” “ Just like her father,”
lim ite li«* ic n u r u n t ff s flit Ir v u ln e liy
Aperteci Remedy forConslipa-
th a t produces cancerous ulcers is back of every old sore. T he cause is is
* t ’ini|>in|r I t i* n u m e n o ti i n i r e d ii t lie
said Mrs. Nnrltch.
“ He made his
Ron,
Sour
Stomach,Diarrhoea
h
.ttfo
m
o f r u r h si««»«*. I.tm fc f.. r It. T jilia
th e blood and as lon g as it
,,
.
.
.
n o * n b * t it n fe .
W . ?.. I> i h i |,I i h i . i . A O
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
remains the sore w ill be
Sotne years ago my blood W am e poisoned, and money in the grocery business.” —
s lm e s » i r e s o l f i f l i r t i m e l i I t i* o w n - r fH il
s
m t i o
«» r i i*
i **
* I tri
n t i n
l i e |M’
|»ri in
rit-i»•
« ’ i | 'i « i I r f i it l i i« « - * * , u n ti
o by
a,
j
4
_ the doctor told me I would have running sores for Philadelphia Public Ledger.
ness and L o s s o f SLEEl*.
... l e r * e v e r y w h * e r e . N ' o m
u t tter
sii*»** « l e u
mu
t
there and continue to grow hfe and that if lhey were clo9ed up ^
r„ ult
w h e r e v n i l i v e , \ v . I .. I j o u k I u h d I ’ kj
O f»
Cottager—
Do
you
ever
I'arn
folks
ter
li
r
e
w
i
t
h
i
n
y
u
rt
u
t-li.
o
n
r
worse and more destructive. WOuld be fatal. Under this discouraging report I
Facsimile
Signature
of
Thn Brut / F ree Warm.”
T h e fact that thousands o f left off their treatment and resorted to the use 6f paint picters like that there, sir? Artist
I wr»/p to m y thot / hare it n r n » y<
yonr
old sores have been cut out S. S. S. Its effects were prompt and gratifying. —Oh yes; sometimes. Why do you ask?
th o ti f o r th
u * ym
r» . orni fin n th
“ r p u t t M
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Äf
brat f f r * r ttOì f . " - fl<r. t'm n k 1. /. ; i-i/,
and even the bones scraped, It took only a short while for the medicine to en- Cottager— Well. sir. this 'ere boy o’
NEW YORK.
/. att JtJJrrs'M S t., Loutaviilr, hy.
«, l»e that
and y e t they returned, is :n tirely cure up the sores, and I am not dead as the mine aint fit for nutliin’.
A t b y in in lli v o l d
Boys w u r W . L . D ou r!a• $2.80 *n<1 $2.00
disputable evidence that the doctors intimated I would be, neither have the there delicate 'e can’t do no ’ard work;
shoe« because th e y fit better, h old t h e ir
J 3 Dost s
{ j C i m s
sh a p e a n d w e a r lo n g e r th a n o th e r m ake«.
b lo o d is d is e a s e d and resoon- *o re * eyer broken ont »Fain. J ohn W . F undis .
an'
not
bein'
quite
right
In
'is
'ead.
1
Dioou is diseased ana respon
wheeling, W. V«., May a8, 1903.
W.
fionglat w in Corona Cotlahn in hit
thought ns 'ow this 'ere 'ad t>e a tiice,
M 3 .M t h o n . r ., ,.nn t nit It ronrrttrrf to
Sible for the sore or ulcer.
6
7
Ge th e fin r*t p Itrnt I r u th n p i o itu rrd .
V alu ab le time is lost in experim enting w ith external treatments, such as light occupation for 'e — Punch.
Pant C o lo r E y e le t* w ill n o t w ear brassy,
EXACT COPY Of WRAPPER.
salves, powders, washes, etc., because the germs and poisons in the blood
••No." said the impecunious one. ’ you
W. 1«. Dowhiihflatha
shoe mailorder
h u w n o t In t h e w o r ld . N o t r o u b le to g e t a A t
m ust be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S. S. cleanses and puri can't believe all that you see in the
by m a il. 28 r e n t s e x t r a Dr-p.-iv* d e li v e r y .
TM« OCWTAUM «O H M N », N IC TORI OITV.
I f v o n d e s ir e f u r t h e r in f o r m a tio n , w rite f o e
fies the circulation so that it carries rich, new blood to the parts and the newspapers."
“ Are you prepared to
/Utttirotrii Catalogue o j S p rin g Style»,
sore or nicer heals permanently. S. S. S. not on ly specify?” the other man r od.
"I
W. L. DOUGLAS,
Rrotkton, H im .
removes the germ s and poisons, but strengthens the am. I saw a statement In the uii.incial
blood and builds up the entire system by stim ulat columns that money was easy, but
in g the organs, increasing the appetite and g iv in g when I tried to neg«
energy to the weak, wasted constitution. It is an found that the re re -e
exh ilaratin g tonic, aids the digestion and puts every part of the body in misunderstood the par
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