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F or T , Poor Blood RICHEST OF ALL REDSKINS. 0 * a g e T ribe o f Indiana A r e Called the W eu ilh ieat People on E arth. You can trust a medicine tested 60 years ! Sixty years of experience, think of that I Experience with Ayer’s Sar saparilla; the original Sarsa parilla; the strongest Sarsapa rilla; the Sarsaparilla the doc tors endorse for thin blood, weak nerves, general debility. Bat even thlt grand nlj medicine can n ot do ltr best work if the liver is inactive mid tho bowels constipated. For the best possible re sults, you should take laxative doses of A var's Pills while taking the Sarsaparilla. T h o liter will quickly respond, and so will tho bowels. A Made b y J. C. A y er Cq., L ow ell, A ls o m anufacturers o f 9 1 1 P T Q l /W 'l O HAIR VIGOS. AGUE CURE. CHERRY PECTORAL. In L i g h t D i s t r e s s . A new term was heard the other day. A d old lady a n d her two daugh ters came Into a millinery store. The young women wore mourning hats. The old woman said to the clerks: I want a mourning hat, for I a m In mourning. But my datter here,” indi cating, ‘is a widder of two years’ standing, and she U in light distress. Give her a hat with blue feathers on It.” —Chicago News. S t a t e o f O h i o , C i t y o r T o l e d o , ) L u ca s C o u n t y , | ss* F k a n k J. C h u n k y makes oath that he is senior partner of the lirm of F. J. C h e n e y A Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, Coun ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum o f ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every ease of C a t a r r h that cannot be c u r e d b y the u s e o f H a l l ’ s C a t a r r h C u r e . FKANK J. ClfENEY. Sworn to before nie and subscribed in my presence, this Cth day of Decern her, A. D., 188ti. A. W. GLEASON, Notary Public. j SEAL j Hail's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send f r testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY »k CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall’s Family Pills are the best. Much bus beeu written about the wealth o f the Osage Indians. These fortunate people as a tribe are per haps the richest people on earth. To begin with, they have something like $S.OOO,<XX) ou deposit with the United States government. This large sum is drawing a good rate of inter est, sufficient to give each member of the tribe $164 per annum. They also have about l,6tX),0!X) acres of lind, which, in view of the immense fields of gas and oil now being developed, Is worth at a conservative estimate $5 an acre. This augments tlieir money holdings $8,090,000 and gives a grand total of $16,000,000. If this sum should be divided equally among the 1,913 living Usages, each would have $6,272.85. Besides the regular annuity derived from interest on funds on deposit, each Osage gets a considerable sum of money received from the annual rent als of the tribal pastures. To this is now being added that of oil and gas royalties. The full value o f this item is difficult to arrive at, from the fact that frequent new developments aug- ! ment the montnly revenue from this I source. At this time the tribe is draw ing something like $ 12.000 monthly from oil and gas royalties, or about i $75 per capita per annum, amounting I in all to nearly $250 a year which each ! Osage receives as his pro rata share of the income from their tribal funds. Aside from this, the Osage Journal reports that there are many members of the tribe who have private fortunes of considerable volume. These private holdings ranged from the common farm home, equipped with the ordinary con veniences and comforts of life, to pa- i latial mansions and live stock and oth er personal property holdings valued at ! many thousands of dollars. More than . a dozen Osage Indians are rated as owning property valued at from $10,- 000 to $20,(XX) or more, and several flf them have commodious country homes, containing from ten to twenty rooms. These persons are not all mixed bloods, but a number of them are full-blooded Osages, who have by their own indus try and thrift added to their original patrimony.— Kansas City Journal. Taylor— What is meant by the spirit S c h o o lb o y H u m o r. of the press? Etc. is a sign used to make believe Tyler—One of those ghost stories that you know more than you do. they print, I presume. The equator is a menagerie lion run Oregon Blood Purifier is ning around the center of the earth. The zebra is like a horse, only r ig h t ly named, because it purities t h e blood and tones up the body. striped and used to illustrate the let ter Z. T h e K is s S c ie n tific a lly C o n sid e red . A vacuum Is nothing shut up in a Mother— What’s that smacking noise box.— Definitions by London School In the parlor? Studious Boy (who goes to school)— Children. It’s sister and her young man exchanging G r a t e fu l O hiinge. microbes. Clara—Did you have pleasant weather at the springs this summer? Dora— No. It was hot, dreadfully so. Pi S O ’5 C U R E -B O R k “ Really uncomfortable, was it?” . CURES « H iftt A IL ELSE FAILS, “ Awfully. Why, the weather w as so jn d Best Cough riyrup. Tastes G ood. Us- f j Irl in time. Hold by druggists. warm that when a man with a cool mill- ! ion proposed to me I accepted him at I OUCH.” CUBAN MINISTER TO THE U. S. Recommends Pe-ru-na. 11 : -Humorous Save One day I gave my iittle cousin a w Intergreen lozenge, and, as it burnt her tongue, she turned to her mother j and cried. “ Oh, muzzer, put dia In ’frigerator, quick.” "To-day,” said the minister, “ I think you’d better take up the collection be fore I preach my sermon. "W hy so?” asked the vestryman. “ I’m going to preach on ‘Economy!’ ” Mrs. Casey—An’ phat did th’ doc- thor say ailed ye? Mr. Casey— Appen dicitis. Mrs. Casey—Och, worra! Oi knew he’d say that if ye wore thot new Sunday suit.—Judge. Papa— How did you get your clothes so terribly torn? Tommy—Try in’ to keep a little boy from bein’ licked. Papa— Ah. a brave deed! Wbo was j the little boy? Tommy— Me. “ You?” snorted Miss Sharpe. “ Marry you? Why, you're ouly an, apology for a man.” "But,” protested Mr. Small, "you will not------■*’ “ No; I will not accept the apology.” — Philadelphia ledger. "I fell over the bulwarks.” said the sailor, “ and the shark came along and grabbed me by the leg.” "An.l what dhl you do?” "I let him have the leg. I never dispute with a shark.” —Chi cago Journal. “ As Shnkspeare says,” remarked Cassidy, who was fond of airing his “ book la m in '” occasionally, “ what's in a name?” “ Well,” replied Casey, “ call me wan that Ol don’t like an’ Oi’U show ye.” — Philadelphia Press. “ Well," snapped Saint Peter, “ what huve you to say for yourself?” “ I am not a good man,” replied the applicant, “ but I didn't go about making apolo gies for myself on earth, and I don’t intend to begin now.” And bo got in. Now that Ann’s age has been thor oughly discussed, the Council Bluffs Nonpareil springs this one: “ A young woman goes upstairs to dress at 7 :45 for the evening. She is 19 years old and weighs 102 pounds. State the wait of the man below.” Little Boy—I want you to write me an excuse for being late to school yes terday. Jeweler— Eh? You are not my son. Little Boy— N-o, but mamma says I had plenty of time to get to school, so I guess the clock you sold her doesn't go right. “ What do you think of her vocal ability?” asked the manager of the show after the prima donna had ceased to warble. “ Well,” replied tho man who had come in on a pass, “ she ! lias an admirable voice for destroying 1 silence.”—Chicago News. all the children born in civilized countries, twentytwo per cent., or nearly one-quarter, die before they reach one year; thirtyseven per cent., or more than one-third, before they are five, and one-half before they are fifteen! We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save a ma jority of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many of these infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children’s complaints contain more or less opium, or morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity they stupefy, retard circulation and lead to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria operates exactly the reverse, but you must see that it bears the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher. Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the pores of the skin and allays fever. Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher. »«•titMiiti'miMmitimiiD m s Señor Quesada, Cuban Minister to the United States. 8enor Quesada, Cuban Minister to the United States, is an orator born. In an article in The Outlook for July, 1899, by George Kennan, who beard Quesada ■peak at the Esteban Theatre, Matanzas, Cuba, he said: “ I have seen many audiences under the spell of eloquent speech and in the grip of strong emotional exitement, but I have rarely witnessed such a scene as at the close of Quesada’s eulogy upon the dead patriot, Marti.” In a letter to The Peruna Medicine company, written from Washington, D. C., Senor Quesada says: “ Peruna I can recommend as a very good medicine, i ! It is an excellent strengthening tonic, and it is also an ef- j I ficacious cure for the almost universal complaint of ca- j ; tarrh.” — Gonzalo De Quesada. Congressman J. II. Bankhead, ol Ala is a radical specific for catarrh. It is Pernna, which has stood a half century test and cured thousands of cases. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Peru na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv ing a full statement of your case, and “ Your Peruna is one of the best medi he will be pleased to give you his val cines I ever tried, and no fam? should be uable advice gratis. without your remarkable remedy. As a Address Dr. Hartman, President ot tonic and catarrh cure I know of nothing 1 The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O. better.” —J. M. Bankhead. I All correspondence held strictly confi- There is but a single medciine which ! dential. bama, one of the moet influential mem bers of the Houee ot Representatives, in a letter written from Washington, D. C., gives his endorsement to the great catarrh remedy, Peruna, in the following words: "I never was rebuffed in so pleasant n way as on my last journey.” said Jobiots, the commercial traveler, late ly. “ I was Just about to enter an office when I saw a staircase with a sign. “This way for commercial trav elers.' I supposed the stairs led to the counting-house, so I went up and found myself in a long hall, with walls where pointing boards directed the way. I passed through the ball and came to a staircase leading down as another Ixxtrd [stinted. I descended, and. opening the door at the lower step, fonnd I was—in the »treat again!” Dr. A. F. Feeler, o f 8t. Louis. Mo., says : “ I have prescribed your Castoria In many cases autl have always iouud it an eUicient and speedy remedy.” Dr. E. Down, of Philadelphia. Pa., sa y s: *‘ I have proscribed your Castoria In my practice for many years wilfi great satisfaction to myself and benefit to my putleuta.” Dr. J. E. Waggoner, o f Chicago, 111., says : ” 1 can most heartily recommend your Castoria to the public as a remedy for children s complaints. I have tried It and found It o f great value.” Dr. Edward Parrish, o f Brooklyn. N. Y., says : “ I have used your Castoria In my own household with good results, and have advised several patients to use it for Its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm." Dr. J. B. Elliott, of New York City, sa y s: ‘ Having during the past six years prescribed your Castoria for Infantile stomach disorders. 1 most heartily commend its use. The formula contaiua nothing deleterious to the most delicate of children.” Dr. C. G. Sprague, o f Omaha, N eb, sa y s: ‘ Your Castoria is an Ideal medicine for children, and i frequently prescribe it. W hile 1 do not advocate the indis criminate use of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria Is an exception for coudltioua whieh arise in the care of childreu.” Dr. J. A. Parker, of Kansas City, Mo., says : “ Your Castoria holds the esteem o f the medical profession in a manner held by no other proprietary preparation. It is a sure and reliable medicine for Infants and children. In fact, it is the universal household remedy for infantile ailments.” Dr. H. F. Merrill, o f Augusta, Me., soys : ‘‘Castoria is one of the very finest and most remarkable remedies for infants and children. In my opinion vonr Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. 1 can furnish hundreds or testimonials from this locality as to its efficiency and merits.” Dr. Norman M. Geer, o f Cleveland. Ohio, says : “ During the Inst twelve years I have frequently recommended your t asteria as one o f the best preparations of tho kind, being safe In the hands o f parents and very effective in relieving children’s disorders, while the ease with which such a pleasant preparation can be administered is a great advantage.” Dr. F. H. Kyle, o f St. Paul. Minn., ra y s: “ It afTords me pleasure to add my name to the long list of those who have used and now endorse your Castoria. The fact of the Ingredients being knovu through the printing of the formula on tho wrapper is one good and sufficient reason for the recommendation o f any physician. 1 know o f its good qualities and recommend it cheerfully.” ÁVcfetable Prcparafioufor As similating the Food andReçula ling the S 1 « macks and Bowels of I n f a n t s / C h il d r e n Promotes Digestion.Chcerful- ness and Rcst.Contains neither Upturn.Morphine nor Mineral. N o t N a h c o t i c . Ahv> o f O ld UrSMTlLL PlTUH.Il Pumpkin S m tl“ Alx.Stnrut * JMeUe SJ* - Arm * Seed * Ppperm utf - jn Cku+enaJ» SeJm * ffiem Seed - Ctornfied Sv^ar . UmUsryrmmo f terror. GENUINE A perfect Remedy fnrConslipa- Iton. Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions,Feverish ness and L O S S OF SLEEP. C A STO R IA ALW AYS fac Simile Signature of NEW YORK. The KindYou Have Always Bought A t b m o n t h s o l d . -, j 5 D o « í i n - } 3 C l n t < -P fiinder’s —* M f K G O N 0 LOO 0 P l)R |fl(R . Lawyer— You have taken your oath, and I want you to answer each of my questions honestly. Witness— Yes, sir. Lawyer—What Is your occupation? Witness— I am a driver. L a w y e r - Do you drive a wagon? Witness— No, sir; I do not. Lawyer—Now be care ful. and remember that jo u nre o.n your oath. You admit that you arc a driver; now, honestly, don't you drive a wagon? Witness— No, sir; I drive a horse.— Albany Evening Journal. “ My dear.” said Miss Flagstaff to her country beau. "I thought I ought to tell you beforehand that I’ m n som nambulist. Yon might not like to marry a woman who------” But the impatient Mr. McCoy cut short her re marks. saying: “ That makes no dif ference, Caroline— none In the world. I’ m a Methodist, you know, snd I can go with you to your church In th9 morning and you can go with me to my church at night.” — Llpplnrott's. B a b ie s. I NFANT MORTALITY is something frightful. We can hardly realize that ot A well-known Judge was standing EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. at the door of a ballroom when a very beautiful woman passed him. “ What a lovely woman!” said the Judge, but so loud that the lady overheard It Turning her head, she recognized tho j speaker. “ And what a good Judge!” MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS she said. Fastest, lightest and strongest Htump Puller Magistrate— Why did you steal that on the m arket. 119 H orse pow er on the sw eep w ith tw o horses. W rite lor descrip tive catalog ham. Uncle Kastus? Uncle Uastus— and prices. — r —- -__ __________ sr______ s RPIHRSON MACHINERY CO. Bekase mall pooh fanibly was starvin’, Portland, Oregon you’ honner. Magistrate — Family Foot of Morrison Street starving, eh?’ But th-’ y tell me you own five dogs. Uncle Rastus— Dat’s er fack, yo’ honner; but Ah reckon yo’ all wudn't 'spect mah fanibly ter eat dem dawgs.— Chicago Daily News. One afternoon little Johnny happen ed to look up and see the moon, and as he had never seen it before In the daytime, he ran into the house and ex claimed: “ Oh, mamma, I’ ve got a good Joke on God.” ‘‘Why, what do you mean, dear?” asked the astonished mother. “ He forgot to take the moon In this morning.” explained John.— Exchange. Motorist— Are all the tools In tin toolchest? Valet—Yes, sir. Motorist— Are all the cushions and Inprobes !n the tonneau? Valet— Yes, sir. Motor ist— Is the tank full of gasoline? Valet — Ye*, sir. Motorist—Have you brought down all our goggles? Yes, sir. Motor ist— Well, run up to my room and bring the roll of bills out of the top bureau drawer so that we will have enough money to pay our fines. Then we shall be ready to start. the ^ 7 ^ H E A L T H R ESTO RER. ----------------------- U S E IT! In Use For O v e r 3 0 Years. TMI CENTAUR COM .ANT, TT MURRAY AT, N I « YORK CITY. ■ k S iw a v y ir - 'i n r A M a lic io u s b a tis l'ic tio n . I “ Do you ever have mosquitoes here?’’ said the relative from the city. “ Yes,” answered Farmer Corutossel. “ And malaria?’’ “ Some.** “ Ilow’a the weather?” “ Hotter’n blazes most of the time.” * “ You don’t seem to worry much.” “ Not a bit. We’ve got a family here that's three weeks behind in their board an’ we’re gettin’ even with ’em, even i/ they never pay.” —Washington Star. W ET WEATHER. W ISDOM! M otherswill find Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. THE ORIGINAL „ % / / K&t® SLICKER 5L ACII OR YT LLOW , m KEEP YOU DRY NOTHING ELSE WILL - — ------ I Tho Hand o f Fnto. TAKE NO SUaSTITUTEJ “ This line in your hand,” said the gi."l 1 CATA LO G UES TREE who had studied palmistry, “ indicates j ____L L L I N E O F G A R M E N T S A N O H A T S . H E N w r itin g to a d v e rtis e r s p le a s e A. J. TOWER C O . , b o s t o n , m a s s . , u . s . a . that you have a brilliant future before m e n tio n th is p a p e r. TOVVen C A N A D I A N CO., L T D . , T O R O N T O , C A N A D A . you.” “ Is that so?” queried the dense young ' man. AntiH *|>ii<; T e l e p h o n e s . Two Views. “ Yes,” answered the'fair maid; “ but ¡ Western Farmer—The corn crop Is this other line indicates I lint you are too ¡ The French telephone service has Just accorded to the public one of those ruined. Why, sir, the hot winds juai slow to ever catch lip with it.” burned it right up. little amenities of civi!i7.ntion which For coughs am! colds there is no better Western Real Estate Man—The great might, with obvious advantage, be ex medicine than Piso’s Cure for Consump and glorious West is the place to live. tion. Price 25 cents. tended throughout the world. In every Why, «Jr, this summer we just feasted oo public office there will henceforward hot roast corn right out in the fields. M u z z le s N eed ed . he hung with a white linen handker “ See here!” exclaimed the angry man. chief, treated with a chemical solution, Mr. Grosvenor’ s Articles. “ 1 wish you would muzzle that dog of The articles by Mr. Gilbert H. Gros- yours at night. Ilia barking keeps my with which every person can cleans«* and disinfect the plate or tube before venor on “ Inoculating the Ground," baby awake.” “ I was just going to request you to ) using it. If he will ouly do so also nf- and “ The New Method of Purifying Water,” which have appeared in The muzzle your baby,” rejoined the neigh ! ler breathing into it himself for sev- Century, have attracted wide attention, bor. “ His nightly howling annoys iny • cral minutes, so much the better. These dog.” — New Yorker. | handkerchiefs ore renewed daily. especially the first-named, which ap- peds to the great audience of people who kre interested in the cultivation of the soil. The article has been tran slated into many languages (including Chinese), and has been the subject of editorial mention in papers all over the. _ . globe. Mr. Grosvenor is now engaged The tainted blood o f ancestors lays upon the shoulders of innocent off. upon several articles for The Century! Fprfn£ untold suffering by ¡transmitting to them, through the blood, that on timely subjects connected with agri- . ^ disease, Scrofula; for in nearly every instance the disease can be culture, the first of which, on the some fam ily blood trouble, or blood-kin marriage which is contrary Weather Bureau, will appe ar in ttie to t,he laws of nature. Swelling, ulcerating glands o f the neck, catarrh, June number. weak eyes, sores, abscesses, skin eruptions, white swell- ®cr,°, . , appeared on the head of my littlo L o st a (voixl O p p o r tu n ity *ranf]ch,ld when only old, etirl spread tty . ! ing, ,a Y ',CI} lw.1.. T * 18 months - ” hip - disease and other ram.llw o»»e I,— •«._ -It-,,*. t „ ext atUcke£ “ Yes, they accused me of aduiternt- defomnties. with a wasting w e " ¿ L l M?c would old lose her sight. ing my canned fruit. They named a o f the natural strength nad It was then that we decided to try i S. S. That ! •, ... , decided to try S. certain formula that Is designated f< Vitality, are some of the ways medicine at once made a speedy and complete adulterating and asked me If I didn t thi3 miserable disease man- cure. She it now a young lady, and has never ¡tests itself. The poison had a sign of the disease to return, use It." j transmitted t h r o u g h the *S°S. jthL L , Salina, Kan. M rs . R. B krklv . "W bnt did yon say?" “ I said I didn't, and then they b W pollutes an.l weakens that hccjth-.:u:;Uining fluid and in place o f it* wouldn’t let me copy It. Yon ae<-, it’s ,i nutritive qualities fills the circulation v. .th scrofulous matter and tubercular good deal better formula than the on • deposits often resulting m consum ption. A disease which ft as been in tho I'm using now."—Cleveland i ’lu.,. fam ily blood for generations, perhaps, or at least since the birth of the suf Dealer. ferer, requires constitutional treatment. S. S. S. is the remedy best fitted for this. It cleanses th « T h e D if f e r e n c e . blood o f t il scrofulous and tuberculous poisons, Little Rodney— I’«pa, what is the dif makf s it rich and pure and under the tonic effects ference lirtwern climate ami w ea th er? ., K*eat blood medicine the general health im - Mr. Wayout (of Di-unalhtirst-ou-the- proves, the symptoms all pass away, there is a sure return to health, the dis Blink)—Climate, my son, is what a 1» rality haa when y ou are buying a horn« ease is cured permanently while posterity is protected. Book on the blood there, and weather ia what it has after ta u any advice wished, furnished by our physicians, without charge. ward.— P a ck . TJI£ S W I f T S T ¿1C ¿FIG C O ., A T L T J1 T 1. GAm W SCROFULA PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more tood* brighfrr «f*f faster rolor* rh*n any o th er dyr. One 10c package color* s*k. wool and cotton rqu illy * c ll and ia «uara n teed to gHe perfect rewolt». Awfc dealer, or we will *en«l putt paid at 10c a package.’ toril« for free booklet hoar to dy«. «teach and mu colots. MONROE DRLO CO., Onionvilte, Micaonri.