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For Children A g a in s t a C a t A a lr o p h r . To succeed these days you must have plenty of grit, cour age, strength. How is it with the children? Are they thin, pale, delicate? Do not forget A yer’s Sarsaparilla. You know it makes the blood pure and rich, and builds up the general health in every way. The children cannot possibly have Rood health unless the bowels are iu proper condi tion. A sluggish liver Rives a coated tongue, bad breath, constipated bowels. Correct all these by Riving small laxative doses of A yer’s Fills. A ll vegetable, sugar coated. Frank It. Stockton's "Reformed Pirate" had a harmless and absorbing occupation. To keep himself out of mischief, he bad taken to kulttlng tidies. M. A. P. says that among the classes held at the East End of Lon don for the instruction of the poor was one devoted to ambulance work. One day a woman came to say that tier husband had been drinking immod erately, and to beg that something might be done for him. A clergyman sought him out, persuaded him to be come a member of the club, ami put him into the ambulance class. In a short time the man became earnest in the work, and was a regu lar attendant. “ H ow is your man doing now?” asked the clergyman, t h e next t i m e he met the wife. “ He never goes to the ‘pub.’ sir," said she, proudly. “ H e spends his evenings at home, bandaging the cat." H a t e d t o D o It. Made b y J. C. A y e r Co., L o w e ll, Maas. ▲Iso manufacturers o f During the last congressional cam paign the candidates for the honor of y HAIR VIGOR. representing a certain East Tennessee AGUE CIRE. 1 / & ff O CHLRRV PECTORAL district, says the Washington Post, *“* iu'Jfif”’" ' ■ ™ gathered to meet the voters at a coun try courthouse. There was a rough-looking old moun A V e r y H a r d S la p . “I am really and sincerely proud of taineer in the audience. He looked the common i>oople,” said Mr. I’ompus. over the aspirants on the platform “ I am fond of the plain, everyday fel with a critical eye. One of them had low who can never hope to be jrreat. done him several favors, and he felt iu duty bound to vote for him. Call it Quixotism, if you wish------ ” “ Not a very promising lot, are “Oh, 1 wouldn't say that,” Interrupt audible ed ' Pepprey, “ I’d call it egotism.’’— they?” he remarked in an Philadelphia Press. whisper to a man three seats away. "Them’s only the kind we used to run for constable when I was a boy. (J r e g o s ^ ' lo o d P u r if ie r Thar’s my candidate— that ynller- headed chap, third from this eend. I ’ve TESTKD ANI) TRUE GUARANTEED NOW! Is the time to USE IT. got to vote for him, but I ’d give ten dollars if I hadn't seen him first.” Inform ation W a n t e d . “ Say, pa,” queried the Councilman's For bronchial trounies try Piso's Cure small son. "is it true that George W ash for Consumption. 1 1 is a good cough medicine. At druggists, price ¡¡5 cents. ington never told a lie?" “ I have no reason to doubt it, my •on.” answered the local statesman. It is literally true that a new broom "Then,” continued the little fellow, sweeps clean. If a new broom is exam “ how did he manage to get such a pull ined, the ends of the straws will be in politics?” fonud to lie straight and the brush square. After it has been used a while To Break In New Shoes. the ends split and become sharp, and the A lw ay s shake In A lle n ’s Foot-Ease, a powder. shape of the brush becomes irregular. To It cures hot, sw eating, aching, sw ollen feet. renew the youth of the broom dip iu hot Cures corns, in g ro w in g n ails an d bunions. At all druggists and shoe stores, 25c Don't accept soapsuds and trim the softened straws an y substitute Sam ple m ailed F R EE. Address to the proper shape. A d e n S, Olmsted, 1 « Roy, N . Y. U n it e d S t a t e s ' G r e a t W e a lt h . The world transacts its business, ac cording to the annual report of the di rector of the United States mint, on a stock of gold money amounting to $0.- «00,000,(XX). O f that total, the United States possesses $1.300,000.000. That means that in this republic, with about one-twentieth of the population of the world, we have almost one-quarter of all the gold money there is. Jess— Did you see the ring Jack gave May? Bess— Yes, two years ago. Briggs— Did Wimpleton marry a girl with a million? G riggs— No. lie mar ried a million with a girl. Bill— Did you have your head shin gled when you were a lad? Jill— No, not my head.— Yonkers Statesman. “I have Just spent two weeks at a summer resort.” "Sorry, old chap, but I can’t lend you any money to-day." Waiter— Iioast beef or cured ham, sir? "B rin g me some beef. The lust cured ham I ordered here was only convalescent.” He—-I suppose Miss de Millions mar ried that poor young artist because she loved him. She— No; because iier dearest friend loved him. Amateur Sportsman— I say. did I hit anything that time Gamekeeper— I j think not, sir. There w arn’t nothing in sight but the birds, sir.— Judge. The Law yer— H ’m! W hat makes you think you wish to study to become a lawyer? The Applicant— W ell, me folks object to me bein’ a burglar.—• Judge. A D isappointing Ocoaslon. “How was the lecture?" demanded Mrs. Sawin, with the impatience of one who had been denied a coveted pleas ure, as Mr. 8awin stooped to remove his overshoes before entering the sit ting room. “ My cold’s a sight better. I believe I might have g o n e 's well as not." “I guess you did well to remain at home,” said her husbaud, as he seated himself before the stove, “as far forth as the lecture was concerned. The en tertainment opened with a selection by the band, then prayer by the Congre gational minister, then the baud again, tbeu a song by the Methodist minis ter, accompanied by ids wife at the cabinet organ, and then the lecture; after that the band once mote, and then the benediction by the Episcopal minister. “ Well, what nlxnit the lecture?” asked Mrs. Sawin. ”1 cau hear min isters any day.” “The lecture w as on Scotland,” said Mr. Sawin, slowly. “ 1 never felt much drawed to Scotland, and I guess after to-night 1 shall give up all thoughts of ever going there. Folks that haven’t got any more idea of the English lan guage after all these years need a missionary, but I don’t feel any call to he one. And as for their houses, ttiere wasn’t one single good two-story frame building In all the »tereoptlcs that man throwed on the sheet. If it hadn’t been for the band, 1 should almost have felt I'd wasted my 15 cents' ad mission.” Man Overboard— Help, help! Stran V e r y A w fe w u r .i. ger— Phuy don’t yez swim? “I don’t Mrs. Norton came home from a call know how.” “ Begorry, ye’ve got an one day in such u disturbed condition iligant chance to learn.”— New York tliat it was evident tears were not far Weekly. in the background. She lost no time in H er suggestion: He— You know, beginning her explanation. “John,” she said to her husband, “ I darling, we cannot live on cheese and kisses. She— Then why not leave the am so mortified I don’t kuow what nasty old cheese out?— Lippincott’s to do.” “ What is the matter, my dear?” Magazine. Firemen rush into a house in re asked Mr. Norton. “ I have been calling on Mrs. I’ev- sponse to an alarm of fire— are met by a small boy. Ralph— Say. if the erill. You kuow her husband, M ajor house burns down, don’t save my flan Peverill?” “Yes.” nels— ’cause they scratch me.— Life. “ Well, I have just learned to-day, Lena— Fred didn’t blow his brains to my horror, that ’Major’ isn’t his title out because you Jilted him the other at all. ‘M ajor’ is his first name.” night; he came and prposed to me. “ Why, certainly. I’ve always known Maud— Did he? Then he must have that. W hat is there so mortifying got rid of them in some other way! about that?” Mr. Skinflint— The paper says skirts “Nothing.” said Mrs. Norton, with a S t a t s o r O h io , C it y o r T o l e d o , 1 are to beworn longer than ever! Mrs. groan, “only that I’ve been calling him L u c a s C o u n t y , ( F r a n k J. C u e n e y m akes oath that b e is tig- ‘Major’ every time I ’ve met him for senior partn er of the firm o f F. J. C h e n e y «It Skinflint— Well, yon needn't be Co., d o in g business In the C lty o fT o le d o , C o u n gerin’ on me wearin’ mine any longer. the last six months!” ty an d state aforesaid, a n d that said firm w ill al pay the sum o f ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for I ’ve worn It five years this fall each an d every case of C a t a r r h t h a t cann ot be ready. T h o s e L o v in g G irls . Q UEEN OF A CTR ESSES P R A IS E S P E -R Ü -N A MISS JULIA MARLOWE Heartily Approves of Peruna for the Nerves. In a recent letter to The Peruna weak nerves. This can be easily obviated by usirg Medicine Co., Miss Julia Marlowe, of Peruna. Peruna strikes at the root of New York City, writes the following: j the dillieulty by correcting the diges ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ tion. j “ I am glad to write my endorsement J Digestion furnishes nutrition for the ( of the great remedy, Peruna, us a ner\ - : nerve centers. Properly digested food tonic. I do so most heartily.” — Julia ; furnishes these reservoirs of life with Marlowe. vitality which leads to strong, steady | nerves and thus nurislies life. Nervousness is very common among Peruna is in great favor among wo women. This condition is due to men, especially those who have voea- anemic nerve centers. The nerve cen t!ons that are trying to the nerves. ters are the reservoirs of nervous vitality These centers become bloodless for want ! Buy a bottle of Peruna today. If you of proper nutrition. t do not rereive all the benefits from Pe- This is especially true in the spring j ,-una that you expected, write to Dr. S. season. Every spring a host of invalids i B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio. are produced as the direct result of I**a«****«***««*««*< ••««•««••••••««••»«•••a »' l U cured by the use of H a l l ’ s C a t a r r h C x ' r e . Silver Service. Some one asked Lincoln how long Ed.vth— W as Charlie cool and collect “ H ey!” shouted the rich man, peer a man's legs should be. He replied he ed when he proposed to you? ing cautiously over the stairway, “ 1 Mayme— No; he was awfully rattled. had not given the subject any thought, A . W. GLEASON, . Edyth— Well, I always thought he had w ant you.” j seal j No,"y but should say they should be long “ W ell,” chuckled the burglar, reach- a screw loose somewhere. enough to reach from his body to the H a ll’s C ata rrh C u re is taken in tern ally, and acts directly on the blood and m ucous surfaces ground. of the system. Send f<>r testim onials, free. "You kin help de cause of honesty F. J. C H E N E Y Ut CO., T oledo, O. Sold b y D ruggists, 75c. n heap,” said Uncle Eben, "by preach 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 H all’s Family uily Pills are the best. in’ about it, but you kin help it a heap Ô <? uio’ by not danglin’ roas' chicken tin S tren u o u s O p p o s itio n . Oldun— W hat a terrible cyclone w< ie r a hungry man’s nose.”— W ashing ton Star. bad last night! F R A N K J. C H E N E Y . Pw orn to before m e a n d subscribed iu my presence, this Oth day of Decem ber, A. D., 1806. [ Tested 81 True GOOD BLOOD GUARANTEED Used and Sold E v ery w h e re, TELLS IT S OWN STORY “ Billings' w ife is a most accomplish Newpop— Did we? , Oldun— Good heavens, man, didn’t ed woman,” remarked the man who sneers. “ Indeed!” “ Yes; she under you hear it? Newpop— No; our baby is cutting stands five languages and knows how to keep quiet in all of them.”— W ash teeth. ington Star. Mothers w ill find Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing "Is your friend a good shot?” “ Yes,” Syrup the boat remedy touae for their children answered the sportsman after some during the teething period. A M a r v e l o f R e lie f St Jacobs Oil S a fe and sure fo r L u m b ag o and Sciatica It Is the specific virtue of penetration In this remedy that carries it right to the pain spot and effects a prompt cure. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PISO S C U R E FOR n > I CURES «HERE ALL ELSE FAILS. i ci I Beat Gough syrup. Taste« Good. U K o In time. Sold by druggists. CONSUM PTION ^ L iia r d s that W a lk on T w o Feet. Lizards of several sorts can walk and run easily on their hind legs. The Australian water lizard, which is three or four feet iu length, keeps quite erect when traversing long distances on land. It is found in the neighborhood of river bnnks'and passes much of its time in shallow water. The frilled lizard of Queensland nlso travels on its hind legs on level ground, keeping the frill folded while running. When attacked it expands this fold of skin, which stands out like a ruff at right angles round the neck, giving it a formidable aspect, so that dogs that attack and kill larger liz ards will often retreat before a frilled lizard at bay. There is also a tree lizard in A us tralia that moves in a similar way. All these species walk on ail fours when merely moving about or going sbort distances. The Kind You Have Always llou;;lit lias borne the signa ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his personal supervision for over HO years. A llow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and “ «Tiist-as-gnod ” are but Experiments, and endanger the health of Children—Experience against Experiment. What is CASTOR IA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, P are goric, D r o p s and Soothing S y r u p s . It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor oilier Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys W orm s and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and W in d Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend. T h e K in d Y o u H a v e A lw a y s B ou gh t Bears the Signature of hesitation. “H e never hits any game, but then he never hits any of the peo ple in his hunting party, either.”— Washington Star. Medium— I can tell you about a buried treasure. Patron— Please don't! My husband Is always tooting that in my ears. Medium— Does he know anything about a buried treasure? Patron— Yes; his first wife.— Tit-Bits. “You say he has a visionary and im practical nature? “ Yes.” answered the girl who is employed in the postoftiee; “he is one of those people who write ‘Ithsh’ on an envelope instead of put ting on a special delivery stamp.”— Washington Star. And tells it eloquently in the bright eye, the supple, elastic movement, the smooth, soft skin, glow ing with health, a body sound and well, an active brain, good appetite and digestion, refreshing sleep, energy to per- form the duties and capacity to enjoy the pleasures o f life. The blood is the most vital part of the body; every organ, muscle, tissue, nerve, sinew and bone is’ dependent on it for nourishment and strength, and as it circulates through the system, pure and strong, it furnishes to these different parts all the healthful qualities nature *en<* j* When, from any cause, the blood becomes impure or diseased, it tells a different story, quite as forceful in its way. Itching, burning skin diseases, muddy, sallow complexions, disfiguring sores, boils, carbuncles, etc., show the presence, in the blood, of some foreign matter or poison. Rheumatism, Catarrh, Contagious Blood Poison and Scrofula, are effects of a deeply poisoned blood circulation. These may either be inherited or ac quired, but the seat of trouble is the same—the blood. S. S. S ., a purely vegetable blood remedy, cleanses and purifies the circulation and makes it strong and clean. Under its purifying and tonic ef- ,, , i , _ , . iects all poisons and impurities are expelled from the blood, the general health is built up, all disfiguring eruptions and blem ishes disappear, the skin becomes soft and smooth and robust health blesses life. Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison and all dis eases of the blood are cured by S. S. S. Book on the blood and any medical advice, free of charge. j H £ S W /F T S P E C IF IC C O ., A TLA N TA , C A , “The trouble.’? said the dentist, ns A n O v e r s ig h t . he probed aw ay at the aehing molar H e wouldn’t hire an architect his hard- with along, slender intrnment, “ Is evi earned coin to waste; he knew he could dently due to a dying nerve.” “ W ell,” a house erect quite suited to his taste. groaned the victim. "It’s up to you to He did— and now the neighbors find a treat the dying with a little more re cause to stop and grin; for, strange to say, it slipped his mind to put a chim spect.”— Chicago News. ney in. Young Man— Say. you— er— remem ber the -engagement ring I bought of . ou yesterday? Jeweler— Yes. W hat’s Swollen Veins, Sprains, wrong with it? Young M an— Nothing; Strains and Weak Joints tint there's something wrong with the girl. Would you mind taking it back Relieved and (Mired with our «Ilk Elastic Stockings. and giving me collar buttons for it? Perfect Fit Guaranteed. Fine «tout Mrs. M ulgrew— Are ye goin’ to sind | Silk silk yer boy Tommy back to school this W ristle ts................| .75 fl.00 A n k l e s ................... 1.75 2.50 week? Mrs. O’Dooley— No. indado. K n e e c a p s............... 1.75 2.50 I/ e g gin s-................ 2.00 2.75 Me ambition is to make an aldherman Garter nose........... 2.50 3.50 of him phwin he grows up. an’ If hei Above K nee Hose,.. 5.00 6.00 W e also manufacture a I forms got too much eddication he’d be j of Hells and Supporters. shpolled for the position lntolrely.— I WOODARD. ClARKf & CO. Tit-Bits. Portland, Oregon. W hat are you doing here?” said the woman to the tramp, who had got over the wall Just in time to escape the bulldog. “ Madam." he said, with dignity. “I did intend to request some thing to eat, but all I ask now is that, in the interests of humanity, you’ll feed that dog.” A demonstration: Jim— Dora's father Is an aw ful fresh-air crank. RECEIVED THE | Dick— H ow do you know? Jim— He | turned me right out of the house into HIGHEST P O S S I B L E AWARD the cold air the other evening, and AT THE ST.LOUIS WORLD S PAIR. told me that it would be a good deal Send \u the names o f dealers in better for my health to stay there!— your town who do not sell our Detroit Free Press. foods, and we will send you a i WATEBPROOP 4 OILED CLOTHING Dr. C. Gee Wo Wcnisrful Hoir.e Treatment This wonderful Chi nese doctor Is call'd great because he cures people without opera tion that are given up to die. He cures with those wonderful Chi nese herbs, roots, buds, harks and vegetables that are entirely un known to medical sci ence in thin country. T hrough the use of those harmless remedies this famous doctor known the action of over 600 different reined lea which he anccessfully uses In different diseases. He guarantees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kid neys, etc.; hus hundreds of testimonial«. Charges moderate. 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EQUAL GEO. W. FOOTT, Dept. 12 S R .O O S H O E S . “ / hors tm rn W. J,. Douglas $S M thorn f o r years, ar<f consider them eguul to any $fiMO shoe now on tSe market. They hare given entire 1 atisfaction/* — Wm. ft. Anderson. Eeai Estate Agent, Kansas City, Mo. Boy* wear VV. L. Douglas 12.80 and $2.00 shoe* because they fit better, Hold their shape and w e a r lo n g e r than other make«. Portland. Oregon W. L. Douglas uses Corona Colts km in his Corona Colt is conceded to finest patent leather produced. C M the shoes. Fast C o lo r Eyeleta w ill n ot wear Brassy. collection of pictures, in colors, of Mr. Lionel Brough tells a story of W. L. Douglas I ias the largest shoe mailorder famous towers of the world n\*' No. 16-1905 p. s. a business In the world. No trouble to get a fit Douglas Jerrold wblcn is not too well by mall. 25 cents extra prepay* delivery, A. J TOWER CO. ESTABLISHED I0J0. If you desire further Information, 1 tertie fo r known. The wit and a friend were sorrow m#t t o m cwkaoo 1 1 1 7 B I I Í w r i t i n g t o p •d * v srtU sn pi Illu s tra te d CataUjgue o f S p r in g Styles. K TOW!# CANADIAN CO_ Lw*«S. TORONTO CAM discussing s mutual acquaintance I tt m e n t io n t h i s p a p e r . V. L. DOWLAS. W K1S •rockte«, 1 Miss. notable for his want of cleanliness. "H o w comes it,” askisl the friend, “ that So-and-So always has such dirty hands?” " I expect,” said Jertoid. "it Is owing to bis habit of running them Color more good* brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One lO r package colors silk, wool and cotton equally well and Ip over bis face”’ guaranteed to give perfect result*. Ask dealer, or we will send post paid at 10c • package. Write for free booklet how to dye* I r * * Use For Over 3 0 Years. ▼ m i e c ir r s u a e o » « H t t . tt mumnmr m m r r r . new v o w * c* t v . PUTNAM MONROt D R IG FADELESS CO.. UniomdUe. Missouri DYES