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Catarrh Whether It I* ot lb« note, throat, (tornact), bowela, or more delicate ergena, catarrh le always debilitating and should oarer (all ol attention. It Is a discharge from the mneoos m em brane when kept in e state o( inflammation ' ’ OLD FAVORITES b g an Im p ure, co m m o n ly s cro tu lo u s, co n d lt lo n o( th e blood . H o o d 's Sarsaparilla T h e M oneyleee M an . Ia there uo secret place ou the“ face of the earth C a r e s a ll fo rm s o f c a ta r r h , r a d ic a lly an d Where charity dwelleth, where virtue p e rm a n e n tly — It re m o re s th e ca u se an d hath birth, o v e rc o m e s a ll th e effects. G et I lo o d 's . Where boaoina In merry and kindness will heave. Better Precedent. And the poor and the wretched shall ask and receive? The Punkvllle Debating Society was In regular session, anti G. Watkins Ia there no pluce at all where a knock from the poor Spurting was making an earnest plea on the affirmative aula of the question, Will bring a kind angel to open the door? “ Resolved, That man’s every act is tlio Oh I search the wide world, wherever you can. result o f a selfish motive.” There la no open door for a moneyleaa “ I go further thnn that. Mr. Presi man. dent," he said. “ About three-fourths o f the things a man does are because Go look In yon hall where the ch&nd*- lier’a light he's envious of wlmt somebody else does. The pin-headed speaker that Drives off with lta splendor the darkness of night; bad the floor last on the other side Where the rich hanging velvet. In »had- lied like a pirate when he said------ ■ ” owy fold. Here the president of the society Sweeps gracefully down with Its trim rapped on the desk. mings of gold; “ The gentleman must not use such And the mirrors of silver take up and language as that,” be said. renew In long lighted vistas the ’ wllderlng “ Why not?” view; "Because It Isn’t parliamentary.” "It may not be parliamentary, Mr. Go there at the banquet and find If you can President,” vociferated Mr. G. Wat kins Spurllng, loosening his collar and A welcoming smile for the moneyless man. rolling up his sleeves, “ but by gum, It’s congressional.” Go look In yon church of the cloud-reach ing spire. A Teach er’ s T estim on y. Hinton, K y., Nov. 28 (Special)— It Which gives back to the aun his same look of fire. has long been claimed that Diabetes is Where the arches and columns are gor incurable, but Mr. E. J. Thompson, geous within. teacher in the Hinton school, has pleas And the walls seem as pure as a soul ing evidence to the contrary. Mr. without sin; Thompson had Diabetes. He took Walk down the long aisle— see the rich Dodd’ s Kidney Pills and is cured. In and the great, a statement he makes regarding his In the pomp and the pride of tbelr world ly estate; cure Mr. Thompson says: “ I was troubled with my kidneys for Walk down iu your patches and find If you can, more than two years and was treated by two of the best doctois in this part Who opens a pew for a moneyless man ot the Btate. They claimed I had Dia Go look to your judge In his dark flowing betes and there was little to be done gown, for me. Then I started to use Dodd’ s With the scales wherein law weigheth Kidney Pills and what they did foi me equity down; was wonderful. It is entirely owing Where he frowns on the weak and smiles to Dodd’s Kidney Pills that I am now on the strong, enjoying good health.” And punishes right while he justifies wrong; Many doctors still maintain that Diabetes is incurable. But Diabetes is Where jurors their lips to the Bible have laid a kidney disease and the kidney disease that Dodd’s Kidney Pills will uot cure To render a verdict they’ve already made; has yet to be discovered. Go there In the court room and find If you can Associate Justice Brewer of the United States Supreme Court entered upon the Any law for the cause of a moneyless man. practice of law in Kansas at the age of 22. He is now 07. and hale and hearty. r i T f l Perm anently Cured. TTn fits or nervousness Go, look In the banka, where Mammon has told I I I d after lirsl day's use uf Dr. KUne'eUreat Nerva Restorer. Send for F r e e . 2 trial hottleand treatlaa. His hundreds and thousands of silver and D r.K .H . Kline, L td.,931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Fa. gold; Where, safe from the hands of the starv A S p e a k i n g I.lk e n e a e . ing and poor Mrs. Fondmar— Don’t yon think baby Lies pile upon pile of the glittering ore; grows more like me erery day? Fondmar— Yes, 'dear, especially so Walk up to their counters— ah, there you may atay since she began to talk. Till your limbs shall grow old and your To Break In New Shoes. # hair shall turn gray, A lw a y s sh ak e In A lle n ’ s F oot-E ase, a pow der. And you’ll find at the bank not one of I t c u r e s h o t, s w e e tin g , a c h in g , s w o lle n feet. the clan C u res c orn s , In g r o w in g n a ils an d b u n io n s . At all d ru g g is ts and sh oe stores, 2.V- D o n ’ t sooept With money to lend to a moneyless man. a n y su b stitu te. Sam ple m a ile d FREK. A d dress A llen 3. tSlmsted. Le R o y , N. Y. It has been scientifically demonstrated that early marriages in India have re sulted in racial degeneration. Boys and girls of nine or ten years are married in that country, with the consent of their guardians. In some sections laws hare been passed prohibiting the marriage of girle under fourteen. M o th e rs w ill find Mrs. W in slo w ’ s S o o th in g Syrup tbs best rem e d y t o n s e tor th e ir c h ild r e n during the teething p e r io d . Sir Michael Uicks-Ueach, who has been a member of the British House of Oommons more than forty years, will leave public life and may be offered a peerage. In the fall o f 18951 contracted that fear ful disease. Blood Poison. It gained such headway that I was forced to resign niy position and seek relief at Ilot Springs. After spending all the means I had I v nt to Memphis. In less than three week* I was in a hospital, and after nine weeks of Buffering I was discharged as cured. In less than a month every bone in my body •eetned to be affected and felt as if they wonld break at the least exertion. Again I was compelled to resign, and I returned to the hospital for a seven weeks stay. When I came out I was advised to try farming. When I first went on the farm I prevailed on the only firm who handled drugs to get me one dozen bottles of S. S. S. At that time both of my hands were broken out with blisters and I was covered with boils and sores. Inthemeantimemy druggist had gotten two dozen bottles of S. S. S. for me and I began its use, and after taking the thirteenth bottle not a sore or boil waa visible. R . B. P o w e l l . East 9 th St., Little Rock, Ark. Of all human diseases, Contagions Blood Poison is the most hideous and hateful. The victim is tortured with eating ulcers, •ores and abscesses, unsightly blotches, eruptions and other symptoms of the mis erable disease. S. S. S. has been used ■ssfully for nearly fifty years for Contagious Blood Poison. It c o b - tains no mercury, potash o r other mineral. Our home treatment b o o k fives all the symp- otns of this dis ease. Medical ad- __ _ vice free. iwift Specific Company, Atlanta, Ga. Ü M P T 10 N SOME SWEARING Some o f tbs regulations In fores on the earliest railroads bnllt In Pennsyl vania read very queerly In these days of "limited*” and "flyers,” says the Boston Transcript. A number of them are quoted In a brief paper read before the Engineer#’ Society o f Western Pennsylvania on early experience! In transportation by Antes Hnyder, and abstracted In part In the Scientific American supplement Saya this paper: "When the commonwealth opened the Philadelphia and Columbia Rail way the theory waa that the State fur nish the roadway and that any one who pleased could furnish hla own ve hicle and motive power and use the railway whenever he wished by paying the State tolls for lta uae. Just aa the turnpike, o f the day were used. But It was soon discovered that a certain character o f vehicles was needed and that rules and regulations aa to times and manner o f using the railways were absolutely necessary to effect their suc cessful operation. The ordinary ship pers found It too expensive to lit them selves with the necessary plant and that they could get this transportation done by large and well-equipped ship pers much more cheaply than they could do It themselves, ao that In prac tice the business drifted Into the hands of a few Individuals and companies, who did thla service for the many. The railway as constructed was Intend ed for the horse as motive power, thongh the locomotive waa being Intro duced as an experiment shortly after the railway waa completed. The fol lowing among the rules and regula tions adopted by the canal commission for the regulation o f the railway may be of Interest “ ‘Sec. 22. No car shall carry a great er load than three tons on the Colom bia and Philadelphia Railway, nor more than three and a half tons on the Portage Railway, nor shall any bnrden car travel at a greater speed than live miles per honr, nnless the car body and load shall be supported on good steel springs.’ n s Ayers One dose of Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral at bedtime prevents night c o u g h s o f children. No croup. No bronchitis. A C h erry P e c to r a l d o c t o r ’s m e d ic in e f o r all affections of the throat, bron chial tubes, and lungs. Sold for over 60 years. ** I have naed A yer's Cherry Pectoral In my family for eight years. There Is nothing equal to it for coughs and colds, especially for ehil- dren.” — Mua. W. H. B uymjck EB, , Shelby, , Ala. Zie.. Me., f 1.00. A 11 clni^jnsts. fo r : J. O. A T IR CO., I.ow ell, Mass. Night Coughs Keep th e b ow els o p e n w ith o n e o f Ayer’s P ill, a t b e d tim e , Just o n e . DEFENSIBLE. M a n y G re a t and G ood M en H a ve U sed an O ccasional O ath . Ho Coughed. “ No, bos«,” said the husky beggar, “ I never asked nobody for money before.” “ You didn’t, eh?” replied the fat little man. “ I don’t believe you.” j T » ct’ , * * “ • J1” *lwv * *>««> ,tn •oak * mu« wid * i *»«1 P'P® » “ Oke w’at I want, and dat's w’at I’ll do ter you, if yer don’t cough up.”— Philadelphia I’reaa. According to th« Anti-Profanity League th« sweating habit la “ the na tional • t 11.*# Undoubtedly th« us« of profanity la extremely prevalent; a person need, merely to keep h i. ears ... ............. .. . street . __ . to ,_______________ open on ths learn this, says the Boston Transcript But whether It la so general aa to Justify one In term ing It the national evil la a matter of opinion. Not all swearing, moreover, I. w , in u e r e n s n im nm i n e » r ™ e are v a . n n - la wholly 1» w n n r o .1 u 1 y , Indefensible. e . There m a n r r» e v vari- m a o o n l E ye« op en ed . Bishop Hardhead—Tell me exactly what you want. Do you want a minister or a preacher? Deacon Wayback — Why — er — wa want both, you know. Biahop Hardhead—I can’t give you both. Do you want a minister who will visit your homes, romp with the children. Joke with the boys, pay compliments to the women folks, admire your pigs, praise your cattle, inquire about crops, and on Sundays put you to sleep; or do you want a preacher who will shut him self up with his books, buru the midnight oil, and ou Sunduys lift your souls w’ith oratorical bursts that Would thrill the throngs at a cathedral? Tuke your choice. Deacon Wayback—I guess, bishop, a minister will be nigher our size, and we’ll promise to make no more complaints ’bout dull sermons. Send us a minister, bishop— send us one thut can play th’ fiddle. Por Infants and Children. ThB Kind You Hava Always Bought ___ Bear* the Signature o f _.......,....... ,________ Tlie Chau.cable Man. Mr. Vane saya he won’t see you,’ ’ said that gentleman’s clerk. Rn?ii__T . . . . ’When did you ask him?” Inquired | perfectly honorable In all buelnase tranaao- Mr. Borroughs. {¡ons am i fin a n c ia lly a b le to ca rry o u t an an y y ob- lig “ Why, only a minute ago, of course.” b p a 1 tio n s m a d e by th e ir firm . W ! is est t A T b e u ax , W h holesale oles a le brui D ruggists, i, Toledo, O. “ Well, ask him again, won’t you. He W AL0 1NQ. K ix x z N A M aaviN , w h o le s a le Drug- g i.ts . T oled o, O. may have changed his mind since H atl'a C a ta rrh C ure la taken In tern ally, a ct in g d ire c tly upon the blood and m ucoua su r then.” — Philadelphia 1’ress. faces of th e system . P rice 73c. per bottle. Bold by a ll D ru ggists. T estim on ials free. W o o e d an* M a r r ie d a n d A*. H a ll's F a m ily P ills are th e best. Mrs. Gadd—Oh, have you heard the news? Miss De Ledger and her father’s The happiness and misery of men de bookkeeper were secretly married »u pend uo less ou temper than fortune.— months ago. Rochefoucauld. Mrs. Gabb— Dearie me! How did it leak out? For bronchial troumea trv Piso*« Cure Mrs. Gadd— Some one overheard them for Consumption. It is a good cough quarreling. medicine. At druggists, price 25 cents. . %A/a\/w n r n rn n A B ...... WAYS OF QEORQE GOULD. H a Kcapa H im a .I f In G ood A th la tic Rxerclao. Lou Dillon, the famous trotting mare, Is a Californian. No matter in what part of the country she is, her hay is brought from her native State. This la to avoid stomach trouble, caused by a change of diet. The freight on the haj sometimes brings its price up to $100 a ton. — $¿>000 forfait If original o f above latter proving panuinontas cannot ba produces. Around the World •'j have uied your Fish Brand Slickers lor years In the Hawaiian Islands •nd found them the only article that suited. I ana now In th is c o u n tr y (Africa) and think a great deal of your coats.'* H o w I t H a p p en ed . Washington, Sr.— What, you young ratcal, do you mean to stand up there and say that you cut that cherry treel Washington, Jr.— Yes, dad. I didn’ t mean to tell the truth, but you didn’t give me time to hatch out a suitable yarn. ( name on a p p l ic a t io n ) Ths world-wide repute- ^.rfllVFDw tlon of Tower's Water- p ro o f Oiled C loth ing • „ assures the buyer of the positive worth of •• all garments bearing this Sign of the Fish. ^*1 A . J. TOWER CO. Boston, U. S. A. ■ A. A . A. A. A . A. A . A. A. A. A . A. A . A. A. A. A. A A . A. A. A . A. A . A. A. A. A . A .A . A . A .A . A. AM Penetration is the cardinal virtue o f ► » ► St. J a c o b s Oil A New York charitable woman who 1» ► » generous in her gifts of flowers to hos pitals, sends butterflies with them. fi fi R h e u m a tis m 4 4 - TOWER CANADIAN CO., LIMITED Toronto, Canada ► in the treatment of r MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS s on Fastest, lightest and strongest Stum p Puller the market. Ill» Horse power on the sweep two horses. W rite tor descriptive catalog ► w and ith prices. _____- fi It penetrates to the seat of torture as no other external remedy has been known to do and thousands certify to cures. Price 25c. and 50c. ► ► Foot of KHIKRSON MACHINERY CO. Morrison Street Portland, Oregon ■TTT’TTTTTTTTTTT’TTTTfTTTTTfTTTTTTtTT'Ti ‘DIDN’T HURT A BIT” IS WHAT THEY SAY D r. C. Gee W o WONDERFUL HOME TR E A T M E N T Of Our Method of Extract ing Teeth. If y o u r plate fa lls w h e n e a tin g o r t a lk in g b y u s in g o u r v a cu u m v a lv e w e can m a k e y o u o n e th a t w ill be sa tisfa ctory W e do w ork for p eop le fro m o u t o f the c it y q u ic k ly, so that y o u w ill n o t he oelay* d We do c r o w n a n a b r id g e w ork w ith o u t pain. Our 17 yea rs' ex e r le n ce In plate w ork en a b les us to fit y ou r m ou th c o m fo r t ably. T h e b est is the ch e a p e s t In th e en d . W e h ave fe e lin g s as w ell as you. i ------------------------------------------- o p e u e v e n in g s till I M in d ers from • to 1. l)ti r. t W ine. P h on e M ain 2029. DK. W A. Wield. Ha.,«, b, WISE BROS.. Dentists. 20 W,3 riilineB%RThLAND o"h^ G«>rge J. Gould, physically, la In striking contrast to not a few o f the director, of the Gould companies who were ao actively Identified with the late Jay Gould. George Gould's fond ness for «ports and athletic game* keep* him In excellent physical condi tion, says the New York Mall. He al most Invariably arrive* at hla office In the Western Union building, lye Broadway, a little before 10 a. m. HI. pace I* swift and only a good walker can keep up with him. Often In the coldest weather be comes with bis overcoat on his arm. Immediately upon reaching his desk he throws off not only his undercoat, but hla waistcoat as well, and pitches Into a vast amount of work. Frequent ly during the day Mr. Gould may be seen passing rapidly through the corri dors of the Western Union building In this same negligee attire. Not long ago a midday meeting of the directors of the Texas and Pacific 1 ltllroad was called, and Russell Sage. John T. Terry and Sara Sloan, all nc- tlve associates of the late Jay Gould, came down the corridor from George Gould's office, all wearing winter over- I coats, although the weather w»a abominably mild. Mr. Gould appeared a few mlnntes later minus hla under coat and waistcoat, and In thla attire presided at the meeting, while hla age -1 confreres, In conventional dress and holding high silk hats with ■ grant deal of dignity, unanimously ratified bis propositions. Mr. Gould rarely gets further down- I town than the Harritnan offices, at 120 Broadway. He could easily pass through W sll street without being gen erally recognised. Even some o f the Wall street reporter* do not know him by sight Speaking o f th* misfortune o f rich es. there la the woman who la a good cook, but who la rich enough to en gage a hired girl, who la • poor on*. “ D e a r M rs . P inkham : — A while •go my health began to fail because of female troubles. The doctor did not help me. I remembered that inv mother _ d ia 11. IM nlkham’a ____ had used L y Y t’g s la b ls C o in p o u n (l on many 00 - casions for irregularities and uterine S troubles, and T felt sure that it could not harm me at any rate to give it a trial. “ I was certainly glad to find that within a week I felt much better, the terrible pains in the back and side were beginning to cease, and at th . time of menstruation I did not have nearly as serious a time as heretofore, ®° j c° “ ‘ inued, **• *°r tw.° mon1 t.hu*' »ad at the end of that time I waa Ilk« a new woman. x really haTe neyer | felt better In my life, have not had a *ick headache since, and weigh 20 pound» more than I ever did, so I ua< hei hesitatingly recommend your medi cine.” — Maa. M at II aulb , Edgerton, i W 1 s., Pres. Household Economic» Club. A Street Oar Napoleon. Old Gentlemau—Tell me, my friend, why you ara ao ugly to passeugers. Brutal Conductor— So they’ll hats th'j street compauy wot employs me. See? “ N-o, not exactly.” “ Why, when they hate the company, they’ll Just laugh to theirselvea when they see me cheatin’ th’ company by not ringin’ up fares. Sea?” H ow 's T h is? c o m m o n p la c e a w e a r e r e , w h o s e p r o f a n - l t y la m e r e r e d u n d a n t a n d c o lo r le e a v e r b i a g e , a n d t h e v u l g a r a n d d if f u s e Another club woman, Mrs. Haule, of Edgerton, Wis., tells how s h e w a s cured of irregulari- ties and uterine trouble, terrible Palns and backache, by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. CASTOR IA offer ® r H h un th dred Dollar» ard , n w# y CMe o f C 0 a n tlr a t oan n ot be R ew cu re d for by o u s k in d s o f s w e a r e r s a n d I t w i l l n o t j H a ll's C a tarrh Cure. d o to lu m p th e m In o n e c l a s s w i t h a w#, j ! s i n g l e la b e l. B e s i d e s t h e h a b i t u a l a n d C h e n e y (or th e laat 16 ye*r«, and believe him ■wearers, whose oaths are rank and noisome, one must recognize also aa a distinct category the discreet and mod erate awearere who employ an occa sional oath with fine emphasis and ar tistic effect. Many great and good men belong to the laat class. Even the father o f hla country la said to have sworn vigor ously when the emergency teemed to require departure from hla customary rule of unvarnished speech. Thla eort o f discriminating profanity la vustly different from the causeless and gra tuitous swearing of habitual and vul gar oathmongere. Indeed, the man who now and then vents hla emotions In an oath la rather preferable to the one who always bottles up hla feelings, however strong the provocation to break forth. A robust ebullition la bet ter than Ingrowing profanity. Silence may be aa profane at words under cer tain circumstances. A saying of Jo seph Choate occurs to the settler In this connection. A noted prelate was once playing golf with Mr. Choate, and after foozling a tee shot egreglously, stood looking at the ball for several moments. After waiting for the bishop to say something, Mr. Choate remark ed: “ Bishop, that was the profanest al ienee I ever heard.” As for the Antl-Profanlty League, Then go to your hovel—no raven has fed the purpose of the organization la cer- The wife who has suffered too long for talnly worthy, but somehow the settler her bread; cannot develop a high degree o f en Kneel down by her pallet and kiss the thusiasm In such a cause. He la a bit death frost Prom the lips of the angel your poverty weary of anti crusades o f all sorts. Movements for the suppression of this lost; Then turn In your agony upward to God and that and what not fall to Interest And bless while it smites you the chast him profoundly. It seems to him that ening rod; what la needed la the Held of social re And you’ ll find at the end of yonr life’s form la not ao much the suppression little span o f bad things as the promotion of good There’s a welcome above for a moneylees things. Reformer* should concentrate man. their energies on positive and construc —Henry Thompson Stanton. tive work, rather than purely negative and restrictive undertaking*. 8 OME ODD RAILROAD RULE& C u r io u s K a r ly K x p s r l e n c s s In T r a n s p o r t a t io n In F s n n s x lv n n t a . ser " •Sec. 10 «. It shall be the duty o f the conductora of care moving with lees speed upon the railways, upon no tice by ringing a bell, blowing a horn or otherwise, o f the approach o f a loco motive engine or other cars moving In the same direction at a greater speed, to proceed with all possible dlsputch to the first switch In the course of their passage, and pasa off said track until anld locomotive engine or other care moving at greater speed can pusa by. The conductors o f the slower cars are directed to open and close the switches so aa to leave them In proper order. Any person who shall refuse or neglect ¡ to comply with the provisions o f this regulation shall, for every offense, for feit and pay the sum of $ 10 .’ "It must have been a very Interest ing and novel alglit. Indeed, when the horse and the locomotive weer used In discriminately on the same track and were struggling for supremacy aa the future motive power o f our railroads, and the approach of a locomotive waa heralded by the tooting of a horn. Even at that time the right of way was giv en to the fast horse.” “ R U S S E L L ** This wonderful t'hl- nes* doctor Is called (re s t because H a cures people without opera tion that ar* given up to die. H# turns wlin thoan wonderful Chi nese herbs, roots, buds, barfs and vegetables lhat are entirely un known to medical sci ence In ih s oo miry. ' I hrough ________ ___ those harmless remedies this famous doccar know s the action of over MU different rem edies. which he successfully uses in different diseases. He guarantees to curs cattarh. asth ma. lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.; has hundreds of testimonials. Charges m ode rats. Call and see him. Patients out o f the city write for blanks and circulars. 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