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litre o r A TiOCOOIOtlY©. Jju , o*ri‘fu l o xperlineats w hich have I * ma»1** iu l''11« 1" » '1 Pr»''*- th a t the C r #( a l o r o i n a t l n is a b o u t 000,000 POHTtàND LETTER. T h ., miles” In o th e r words, that a IZgiiotKe of ,l*e la,OHt approved |iat- E l) » W h ... r, <-|M P o rtla n d , O r , Oct. 21 . _ 8 neh w eath er as P o rtlan d has been havuiq all d u ru m th e E xposition, is sim ply d e lig h tfu l. N ever w arm , a t any tim ¿. llave not a t an y tim e fe lt the In a H u rry . need ° f an overcoat. The n ig h ts have Jirl Ilow sm i l.o tt T h o ta x eo lleeto r e i c ear, and the moon b eautiful. llfli a hill 'i |ls m o rn in g . T h e y b a r e W it ! such w eather, it has beet, pleas- ItbaM ed • lie n am e <>r th e rom l in fro n t a n t to w an d er about th e city of n ig h ts, Ifroui a street to a n av o u iie a n d doubled an d look iu the w indow s o f th e but I ike tax rate. S t, .res. m any o f w hich are lighted even g g i s o t l . o t t B> J o r e ! r n p a t t l u t t w hen closed to business. Jtlill 'it o liee. b e t o r e tile.v 111 ¡1 k , 1 a i l o l l i e r S ince you w ete here P o rtlan d has Irtaase ii'n l e a 11 it a b o u l e v a r d . J m l s e . four eleg an tly paved streets. M arti- sou stre e t and T h ird and W ashington \ n H o n e s t C o n f e s s i o n , K te , havo hue, sm ooth, asp h alt pavem ents, “Sir. I 'l l e h e r , " s a i d t h e s e a l l e m a n 's and b o n rth stre e t from below the new :a a h o r r i f i e d t o n e , " y o u a re city h a ll, up to U nion depot nearly is ■ drunk!” “Uuesh I m u sh lie.” a s s e n t e d P lte h e i. paved w ith wooden blocks w hich áre I,r else I w o u l d n 't ( h ie ) l e t y o u s h o t, on a concrete and sand foundations. I h e wood pavem ent is an experim ent. |oie in tills e 'd ilio n .” - l'ln k I n. I he blocks a re of a soft fir. T he A t le a s t . c h in k s betw een th e blocks are filled “M ary,” s a id t h e s i c k m a n to h i s w if e , w ith ta r It m akes s sm ooth and I ,I n ti tile d o c t o r p r o n o u n c e d it a e a s e “ g iv e y ” roadw ay. If it shall prove to ■nf s u iali-p o x , "¡1' a n y o f m y c r e d i t o r s w ear w ell it w ill be tbe pavem ent for ■ n il. (I'll th e m t h a t I a m a t l a s t in a th is section as long as our Hr forests I rendition to u 'iv e t h e m s o m e t h i n « . " — exist. I r o r t J e n i ' tia s e U e Hen T illm an , the Sonth C arolina Sinre 1881. a o c o rd in « to M u lh a ll, senator, spoke here last week for B ryan, latest B rita in 's sto o k o f « o ld an d silv e r and Hen H u tterw o rth , ex m em ber of congress from Ohio, follow ed the next Itss remained n e a rly s ta tio n a r y . n ig h t for M cK inley. The form er is a rugged, qu ick , vigorous, dashing cam m il ! ON K A K T H . p aig n er; the la tte r is as sm ooth, This Is M l''«' m o re e n jo y e d b v t h e r h e u m a t ic g e n ial, cosy and persuasive in m anner , 1 *. fiio M lb l IO e o ll llt e r a e t l l l e i r |>roKr«‘K*iv«> as w h a t M ariali says 1 used to be. Ic L l i d v s i l l i I l . c - l c i l e r S l o l n a c t i B it t e r * , t t o ■(H tm i.in - - l i 'U i s e r t h a n t i l a l w l i i d i iu i l i - takes a ll m anner of men to m ake a ■ ■,[,. ;■ ... .........O'......... . r e l i e f i u t i l l s ....... . F rom the g a lla n t S outh we I|! i, | ] mi c liiiiic n l! V effec tiv e as a tre a tm e n t fur w orld. ItWiirv irimlile, d y s |ie |isl„ , d e b ility , liv er com- tiud iu Oregon a m an as rough as a l r ,nii and fpm Ion. l'* e it w ill, p e rs is t' m in er in e a rlie r days, w h ilst from the |tnee for tin' above. m id d le w est, Ohio, O regonians are In New Y ork c ity th e pproentngo of liste n in g to a Chesterfield in m anners, Ideathu from ap o p le x y h a s q u a d ru p le d and one w ho evidently th in k s a soft Idnring the p a st t h i r t y y ears. an sw er tu rn e th aw ay w rath. B ith I shall r e c o m m e n d I’ix o ’s C u r e f o r C o n - had large and en th u sia stic audiences. ■lumption la r a n d w id e . M rs. M u llig a n , T illm a u had an open a ir m eeting, and pium steail. K e n t, F .n g la n d , N o v . 8, 1885. fu lly 6,000 people heard him ; B utter- w orth spoke indoors to a packed house | H ( M > * F '- r u ll k in d * n f w o r k fu r n is h e d fre t- o n lort imi ir i V tltln sa lU g le y ’s t iip p lo y m e u t <»i w ith 1,500 seatin g capacity, but h u n I flee, M2 T h ird S tre e t, I ’ o r tlu r id , O regon. dreds w ere turned aw ay unable to get Tbe life of W iliis m H . r e w a r d has sta n d in g room. Item w ritte n by T h o rto n K. L o th ru p T he exposition closed S aturday n ig h t ■for tbe A m erican S ta te s m a n Series. th e 17th insr. w ith o u t any p a rtic u la rly special fe a tu re unless it be th e s m a ll IIO IV 'S I M I S ? ness of th e crowd. T he cam paigu and | Weoftt-r Oti“ H u n d r e d D o l l a r s lt<*w»rd fo r a n y h ard tim es w ere ra th e r disastrous oft HtHrrh t h a t c a n n o t bt* c u r e d b y H a l l' s financially. W hereas, last year the ■I'itirrh Cure. C IIK SK Y A CO., I o le d o ,«> g u aran tee fund w as retu rn ed to sub J We, the u n d e r s ' K u e l. h a v e k n o w n r . ,F. scribers, and a su rp lu s of <¡4,000 left (rbeiiev f.»r th e last If» ye-«rs. a n d b e l i e v e h i m (e-rit'illy h o n o r a b l e in .ill I p ' i s ’ ih ' - s i ra in -a c tio n s over, th is year th ere is a deficit of uid liimneialljr u " l e to c a r r y o u t a u y o b l i g a t i o n s about <2,600. Yet the e n te rta in m e n t ■made by t h e i r firm. \N i-s r <fc T ki t x, provided for visitors th is year q u ite W h o l e s » e I m n r tH - N . To l e d o . O. e q u a lle t last. T here w ere eig h t big W a u u n g , K in m a n A M a r v in , W h o le s a le D ru g * ists , T o le d o , () apecial n ig h ts for the various secret Hull's C a fa rrh C u r e i t t a k e n i i i t e r n a l h . a c ti n ' orders th is year as a g ain st th ree last 4irectly u |* jn th e h lo o 1 u n i m u c o u a s u ria c c s of ■ifienysteiu. T e s t i t i o n i a H s e n t fre e . P r ic e 76c. y ear; yet the excitem ent of the cam |l<rl>ott ♦*. - o d by a ll d r u g g is t s . p aign, th e counter a ttra c tio n s of elo \ Halls F a m i ly F i l l s hi - t h e b e s t . q u e n t speeches to be heard free, coupled w ith the stringency of th e tim es, com bined to m ake the gate receipts too sm all, “ by se v era l,” to cover the e x penses. H ow ever, P o rtlan d is a plucky tow n, and no doubt next y ears’ exposi tion w ill be a success such as w as last y e a r ’s. T h is is tru ly a g reat cam paign of education. On m any corners lig h t in tbe h eart of the city there are g ath ered crow ds of m en, from ten to even 100, liste n in g to disputes on the m oney question. T he liste n e rs “ p u t i n ” every now and then, and th e debate g ro w in g general often becomes w arm , b u t never boisterous. N or are these g a th e rin g s composed of only id le men of the poorer people; by no m eans. As a ru le th e crow ds are m ade up of ith a b e t t e r u n d e r s ta n d in g o f th e r a ther w ell-dressed m en. and n ot in- y tra n sie n t n a tu r e o f t h e m a n y pliys- f re<]nent|y men of position and m eans ka Ills, vvhi. il v a n is h b e fo re p r o p e re f- tn rn a t solving a sticker, or of forts—g e n tle e f fo r ts —p le a s u n l e f f o r ts — .......t .rightly d ire c te d . T h e r e is c o m fo rt in proposing a crusher. T he corw ds m ost the know ledge, t h a t so m a n y fo rm s o f alw ay s seein to be in good hum or, and sickness a re n o t d u e t o a n y a c tu a l d is- th e A m erican ’s love of fair play is ease, b u t sim p ly to a c o n s tip a te d condi- never m ore conspicuous th an w hen the tionof th e sv s té m , w h ic h t h e p le a s a n t ()pp0neut8 iu these street corner gath er- amily la x a tiv e Sy r u p o í F ig s, p ro m p t- th u m p in g one an o th er w ith lyremoves. 'i ha*, is w h y it is th e o n ly * ® fci»n«lr.rinwn «ran- remedv w ith m illio n s o f fa m ilie s , a n d is w h a t each conside g everywhere e s te e m e d so h ig h ly b y a ll nients. who value good h e a lth . I t s b en eficial C om petition is th e life of trad e, we effects are d u e to t h e f a c t, t h a t it is th e are P o rtlan d now has tw o tele- one rem edy w h ic h p ro m o te s in te r n a l hone com panies, and one has to have cleanliness w ith o u t d e b i l i t a t i n g t h e j „h o n es’ to reach the tteople w ho organs on w h ic h it a c ts . I t is th e r e fo r e tw 0 ,P ,, „„„ w ere all.important, in o r d e r t o g e t i ts b en e- would al patron,xe oue coa pany w ere fetal effects, to n o te w h e n y o u p u r- th ere only one. T he riv a l com pany chase, t h a t y o u h a v e t h e g e n u in e a rti- b ro u g h t down rates, b ut w hen one pays cle. which is m a n u f a c tu re d b y th e Cali- both com panies he finds th a t th a t kind fornia Fig S y ru p Co. o n ly a n d sold by of com p etitio n has cost him m ore th an »1 rep u tab le d ru g g is ts . he bargained for. It is such faftn an Í? U,e ?» Jo .y m en t o f g o o d h e a l t h glTe rire t0 , he a g ita tio n fur |*nd the s y s te m is r e g u la r , la x a tiv e s o r I other rem edies a r e th e n n o t n eeded. If m u n icip al ow nership of telephones, I afflicted w ith a n y a c t u a l d ise a se , one gas, street cars, etc.; b ut on th e m e rits may be co m m en d ed to th e m o s t sk illfu l of th a t I express no opinion, as the I physicians, h u t if in n e e d o f a la x a tiv e , e d ito ria l colum ns of yonr paper are e x I°ne should h a v e th e b e s t, a n d w ith th e clusively for expressing opnions. A [Jell-inform ed e v e r v w h e r e , S y ru p o f v*“ ° „hnnlrl a t least let the iig'stiin .is h ig h e s t a n d Is m o st la rg e ly <»rre.p«Ddem *hoold «» v^ed and gives m o st g e n e r a l s a tis fa c tio n , ed ito r do bis own K - ____ 11___________ A lm ost »« m any wom en here rid e the bicycle as m en; and m y b e h e t 1 « th a t about each of one tw e n tie th of the population has a bicycle. T he folks ■ M*ke money bv huqc *Mfn l »peculation In w ith m oney, “ keep up the sty le in ■in. - " e ^ n ' ’ Hn<^ se h " h e a t th e re on fr«r bicvcles. T h eir ’9« w heel is tn rn ed I*«? ,,orr,, es h av e been m a d e on a am all he iarlt,n* in fu tu re s. W rite for full rig h t over to the dealer for some sm a ll He8t of refere n « e «riven. N**verHl f ? P v rerie n ce on th e Chicairo Board of sum . probably one-quater of th e o ri ‘ ' |ie. and a th o r-u n rh k n o w led g e of th e buai- g in al re ta il coat, and th a t arn o n n t de ■fT J ,o w ,,in K H oohlna A r o .. C hlcavo B o trd T hia • J . ** Bmk**ra. OfBcea in P o rtla n d Oregon ducted from tbe ’97 m odel. “"i ^Pokane Waah. m akea second-hand m achines of last vear. alm ost as good as new . sell for about h a lf price. You see, it w ould not do for one of these tony n d e ra to to seen n ex t sp rin g a s trid e a 96 m odel, TREATED FREE | , C u r e d w i t h V e « e t « b l* R em *«««« th a t w ould exclude him or h e r from “weeiirw1 th o u m ii da o f caM * Cor* ca-ea p'o- W ell, n ite r , “ivwl h'ipe ,e,Mi oy bM tphyatciana Vrom 0"\**** • »Pt-ma disappear tn ten daya at least two thin» Gladness Comes w WHEAT. dropsy i” S f J “ * >b-‘ «I™ LjTmptom# rsn«..T*d Send t o r free book weilaao f mt-aruinn« rnr«*e Ten days tre*tmeo* man if too ord yon order trial £ send 10c. I K i W b a ik a e* to tn DOOr K SoKN.Atiaiiia.'Ba» p w r y oeop c y lP . P"««*«* D h , „ H „ II U h i i n — "rdertrlal return thia adeertlaement to ^ A H e a v y F a ilu r e - To any address, our . . - • • H artfo rd , C onn., Oct. 21 ~ ' Io '1ge ....... A p s c la l P r ic e L le t o f HULEO FREE hO U SEH O LD C O O P S , ETC. - rMs«tn-H*r Is for t h . honellr o l o .ir j P}ry • ustom era w ho ca u n o f av a il them selves ’ I , s , . r l * I S ale,. H-n.I .tour «■'- ^ will 6nrt b o ! h v u o o « .n .i ori. e»ri«bt. „ W ll-L A riN I'K CO- *20 Market street Han Franctseo. WAR REMINISCENCE. ae fo llo w s solely fo r h is ow n p leasu re. T he Iro n D u k e. M any li t t le tr in k e ts curved by tb e lig h t A t th e D u k e of W ellin g to n w?ts sta n d >f th e cam p -fire, a tte s t h is s k ill in Ing. o n e d a y . o p p o site h is ho u se in Plc- th is d ire c tio n . d a d illy . w a itin g an o p p o rtu n ity to cross F a r from b e in g so licited to reco m th e s tre e t, a n e n tire s tr a n g e r to him o f m end th e c u r a tiv e w h ic h h ad tak en fere d h is a rm to th e d u k e to a s s is t him *ucb a lo*d of m ise ry fro m h is life , in in cro ssin g . A lthough W ellin g to n h a te d h is g r a titu d e b is p raise fo r i t is un a s s is ta n c e of a n y kin d , he acce p te d th e «tinted und u u c e a sin g A nd from* h is s tr a n g e r ’s a rm . a n d th e la tte r, h a v in g jw n s ta te m e n t one m ay easily seo th a t se cu re d a p a s sa g e by sig n in g to the w hen he does cease to sin g its v irtu e s d r iv e rs of th e v eh icles to sto p , co n it w ill be to a n s w e r th e la s r m u ste rin g d u c te d tlie g re a t m an In sa fety acro ss tlie s tre e t. “ 1 th a n k yo u , s ir .” sa id the in. Dr. W illia m s ’ P in k P ills c o n ta in , iu d u k e, re le a sin g his a r m a n d p roceed ing to Ills house-door. B u t th e s t r a n a condensed fo rm , a ll th e elem en ts nec- pssary to g iv e new life an d rich n ess to ger. In ste a d of m o v in g off. ra ise d his the blood a u d re sto re sh a tte re d n erv esj h a t a n d d eliv ered h im s e lf to th e follow T hey are also a specific fu r tro u b le s p e ing effect: “ Y our g ra c e . I h av e p assed c u lia r to fem ales, such as supp ressio n s, a long an d n o t u n e v e n tfu l life, b u t ir re g u la r itie s au d a ll fo rm s of w e a k n e v e r did 1 hope to re a c h th e d a y w hen 1 m ig h t be of th e s lig h te s t a s sista n c e ness. In m en th ey effect a rad ica to th e g re a te s t m an th a t e v e r liv e d .” *ure in all oases a ris in g .fro m m e n ta w o rry , o v erw o rk or excesses of w hat- “ D o n ’t b e a d am n e d fool!” resp o n d ed th e d u k e , a n d tu rn e d on his heel. aver n a tu re. P in k P ills a re sold ir boxes (n ev er in loose- bulk) a t 50 ceu ti M a z e p p a l i e a i i l e n c e in D e c a y . a box or six boxes fo r #&-5.0, and m ay T h e e s ta te of Y atu rin o , th e old h .s to r be had of a ll d ru g g ists, o r d ire c t by leal resid e n c e of M azep p a. th e H elm u t m ail from Dr. W illia m s ’ M edicina of th e U k ra in e C o ssack s, in th e (iov Jo in p a n y , S ch en ectad y . N. Y. e m in e n t o f K leff. once fam o u s fo r ir> b e a u ty a n d sp le n d o r, h a s now fallen CURRENT EVENTS. in to ru in a n d d ecay. W r o u ih t ,h * v . « r t„ , h „ T ll r |v . M e tr o im ll.. 1,,,-n will run 600.000 m ile s b e fo re w ear- E y ao t «> »« to 1,0 o seb-ss. In innklin? of filio,000 tu lles th e tire box I i ! ij * n>" ,111 bave to be re n e w e d tlire e tim es, » li.sl tire s ttv e o r six tim e s nuil Itile I lile ria ak ¡ u le s fro tn th ro e to Uve tim es, a H .n rv E T a in to r. receiver of tn e aa- S d h an k in g firm of (4. P. Biaaeil * I P today filed in the superior c o u rt a ^ n i i in v en to ry , w hich .h o w .¡800 de- „ ..„ to rs , w ith t°**1 <1'P ° , l t " ?* A ll assets t h s t coold to found m „ke s to tal of »307.236. b ut th e re ceiver ia u n ab le to give any approxi m ate sta te m e n t of th e lia b ilitie s and SU R E C U R E fo r P I L E S »»«• fa ilu re if It D/vTirt ** r r m r i U B f 9m*7? asset- fu rth e r th a n th e heavy one. v T.F o - s a i m i o *» P IL I J Z - n to be a à know n to oe Scenes at Hatcher's Creek and Peters burg Recalled. ,o h " "• * « » •• “ f a il r r l o g S m “ Itrs k l h i - i to , m p K K .p n r tr r « I W it h n W o u n d , h u t , L ik e O llie r V etera n * . H a , S u n '.r e d S lo e * —A S to ry T h a t K e a il, L ik e » l-a g e F ro m H is to ry . Cron, lilt- A lbany, N. y „ J o u rn a l. W hen on« en co u n ters in p r in t th e lif e Btory of Home soarred v e te ra n of the civ il w ar, a feelin g of a d m ira tio n and sym patny is th e c e rta in re su lt. Accustom ed th o u g h w e a re to ta le s of h e ro is m aud su fferin g iu every d ay life , th e re is som ething p e c u lia rly a ttr a c tiv e about th e se old w ar records, se rv in g , as tiiey do, as a sacred p assp o rt to th e h e a rt of every tru e A m erican . T h o u sands found th e ir re st on th e field of carn ag e or in th e h o sp ita l, b u t th e ir com rades, w hen th e stru g g le w as over and the victory w on, re tu rn e d to th e ir hom es aud began auew th e b a ttle of life. Jo h n B. Scace, th e w id ely kno w n co n tracto r aud b u ild in g -m o v e r of A l bany, N. Y ., has an u n u su a lly in te re s t ing life, au d w hen seen by a re p o rte r reoently a t h is hom e, No. 16 B ra d fo rd street, told of h is m a n ? exp erien ces an d ad v e n tu re s w h ile se rv in g u n d e r th e old Hag in the la te w ar. A lth o u g h h a v in g en d u red a ll th e h a rd sh ip s an d p riv a tio n s of life in th e ra n k s, M r. Scace bears h is m ore th a n h a lf a c e n tu ry of years w ith a n e la s tic step an d a keen m in d , ta k in g an a c tiv e in te re s t in p riv a te au d pu b lic affairs. Mr. Scace is a m em ber of B e rk sh ire Bodge, No. 52, I. O. O. F . He en listed in th e a rm y iu 1862, in C om pany A, F o rtv -n iu th M assachusetts V o lu n teer In fa n try , se rv in g n u d e r Col. W . F. B a rtle tt, F irs t B rigade, F ir s t D iv i sion, N iifeteenth C orps, w ith w h ich he p a rtic ip a te d in some of th e h o tte s t b a t tles of th e w ar, in c lu d in g P o rt H udson, D onaldsonville an d P la in S tore, w h e re he w as w oow fcd H is tim e b ein g o u t, he w as d isch arg ed , b u t soon re-e n listed as se rg ea n t iu C om pany A, S ix ty -first R eg im en t, M assachusetts V o lu n te e r 1 1 - fa n try . H e w as in th e b a ttle of H a t c h t r ’s R un, th e fight a b o u t P e te rs burg au d th e b a ttle of S a ilo r's Creek. A fter h is h onorable disc h arg e, J u n e 4, 1865, Mr. Soace re tu rn e d to A lb an y and settled dow n once a g a in to hiN business an d social in te re sts. H e h a s resided iu th e c ity ev er since. It w ould seem th a t now , of a ll tim es, h is peace an d h ap p in ess w ould h av e been u n in te rru p te d . Such w as n o t to be th e case, for to u r y ears ago, w h ile engaged in su p e rin te n d in g th e ra isin g of th e im m ense sm okestack of th e A lb an y E le c tric pow er honse, th e lev er ot a loosened w in d lass s tru c k h im a heavy blow across th e back. T h e effect of th e blow w as n o t a t first a p p a re n t, he b eing ab le to leave h is bed in a few days. B u t th e w o rst w as to follow , for w ith o u t w a rn in g be w as seized w ith soiatio rh e u m a tism in a ll its virnlenoe. U n to ld agony follow ed. Raid Mr. Bcaoe, “ I oonld n o t sleep for th e p ain . N o one w ill know th e to rtu re s th e rh e u m a tism g av e me. 1 d o n 't know n how 1 liv ed d u rin g those days. 1 becam e lit t le m ore th a n sk in an d bonea, an d i t Beemed lik e life d i d n 't have a n y th in g b a t su fferin g in it. C ares? 1 trie d every so-called rb e u m a tio cu re th a t w as ev er in v en ted . I g ave a ll of them a good tr ia l before I stopped ta k in g them . My frie n d s an d neig h b o rs recom m ended rem ed y a fte r rem edy th a t th ey h eard of. b u t m y rh e u m a tism w en t on ju s t th e sam e. V e il, a f te r I had a lm o st h ad th e life to rtu re d o u t of m e, I cam e across a new sp ap er aocount of D r. W illia m s ’ P in k P ills, an d 1 th o u g h t I m ig h t as w ell add a n o th e r nam e to th e lis t as not, so I ordered som e of m y d ru g g ist. “ I te ll you, I w as g la d in those days to h e a r of a n y th in g th a t oonld g iv e m e any hope a t a ll. Yes, I g ot th e m , an d before I lm d tak en tw o boxes th a t p ain began to leave me. W hy, I c o n ld n 't u n d e rsta n d it. I c o n ld n 't im a g in e m y self b eing oured. B u t befo re I h ad tak en a half-dozen of those boxes I w as cared. T he su fferin g w h ic h had m ade m y life alm o st u n b e a ra b le fo r so long h ad disappeared. I w as a new m an. " I began to g e t stro n g . I picked np in fiesh, a n d I w e n t back to m y business w ith a ll th e v ig o r an d v im of a you n g m an. I th in k every o n e w ho know s m e w ill te ll you w h a t i t d id for me. P in k P ills is th e g ra n d e st m e d i cine ever discovered, an d if m y re c o m m en d atio n w ill do i t an y good I w a n t yon to nse it. 1 hope o th e rs w ill h ear of i t an d t o benefited as I h a v e been. E veryone sh o u ld b e a r of it. I c a n ’t say too ranch for th e m ,” M r. Scace e x claim ed , e n th u s ia stic a lly , in co n c lu sion. T h is is b a t one of th e m a n y cases in w h ich P in k P ills h a v e ta k e n *uch a beneficent p a r t in th e h isto ry of h u m an ity . M r. Scace ia now e n jo y in g th e f rn its o t an u n u su a lly la rg e business, m an ag ed solely by h im se lf, a n d c o v e r ing alm o st th e e n tire e a s te rn p o rtio n of th e state. M r. Scace is also an ivory c a rv e r of m ark ed a b ility , w h ich C y n th ia H ooking a t p h o to g ra p h )—11 i- *am, ju s t tu rn y o u r head, a little. H i ram —You h a v e tu rn e d it a lre a d y , C y n th ia.—Now York W orld. H e—It's rep o rte d a ro u n d th a t wo are engaged. She—W ell, you know it’s a m istake. H e—Y es; I called to see if 1 j ro u ld n ’t re c tify it.—Puck. A rth u r—A re you su re sh e loves y o u ? ; J a c k —Yes. W hen 1 told h e r 1 liad no 1 m oney to m a rry on sh e a s k e d m e if I rouldn’t b orrow so m e.—P u ck .: “ S o m etim es.” said T'm-le E bon, “er m an p u ts on or long face a n ’ sa y s lie’s d isc o u rag ed w hen lie's sim p ly too lazy te r tr y a g a in .”—W a sh in g to n S tar. Shfe— E v e ry b o d y sa y s y ou m arried m e only fo r m y m oney. H e—But l d id n ’t, d ear. I k n o w you look it, d e a r, b ut I d id n ’t.—In d ia n a p o lis J o u rn a l. H e r F a th e r —H a s my (la u g h te r given you a n y e n c o u ra g e m e n t, s ir? S u i t o r - W ell. sh e said you w ere a lw a y s a v ery gen ero u s p a re n t.—P h ila d e lp h ia A m eri can. M aine—I hope y ou d id n ’t let tha* Mr. H u g g in s p u t his a rm a bon t you? M abel—W hy? Is th e re a n y th in g th e m a tte r w ith h is a rm ? —^W ashington Y o u w ill S tar. llu \ a M rs. E lm o re—I w o n d er how m any sto p s th a t new o rg an of D e S m y th 's h a s g o t? E lm o re—Only th ree. I should Judge. O ne fo r each m eal.—Buffalo I p p s Tim es. “ I sec th ey a re a p p ly in g ball b e a rin g s to a g re a t m a n y th in g s n o w .” “ Yes; th ey h a v e a b all b e a rin g sig n dow n w h e re I keep my watc-h.”—W ash in g to n T im es. S tern P a r e n t—You sa y he is a g enius, (le n iu se s seldom a m o u n t to m uch. D a u g h te r—B ut. pa. h e p ro m ises th a t lie w ill not w ork a t it a r te r w e a r e m a r ried .—B oston T ra n s c r ip t. H o a x —P oor Bjo n e s h a s to run all tin» e rra n d s an d cook his ow n m eals. Jo a x —W h a t’s th e tro u b le ? H o a x —H e w as foolish enough to b uy his w ife a bF cycle.—P h ila d e lp h ia R ecord. W hen in the brassy skies above No hope nor help I see. I gladly seek the girl I love— She’s alw ays cool to me. —Cleveland P lain Dealer. S p irit (at Idly D ale se an ce)—D on’t you k now m e? I'm th e s p irit of y o u r m otber-lu-law . In v e s tig a to r —Yoti «-an t fool ine. My m o th er-in -law a lw a y s b ro u g h t h e r tr u n k w ith h e r.—Buffalo T im es. “ I suppose you know all a b o u t tho fin an cial q u e s tio n ? ” said th e in tim a te frie n d . "I d o n 't say, th a t I know all a b o u t it.” rep lied th e c a n d id a te , “h u t I k now en o u g h n o t to talk a b o u t It.” — W a sh in g to n S ta r. M iss C hiU edam e— D o n 't you know th a t n a tu r e reb els a g a in s t la z in e ss? A m an can g et n o th in g in tills w orld w ith o u t labor. W re stin g O ffen—H u m p h ! C a n ’t he? H e c a n g it h u n g ry , I guess. —H a r p e r ’s B a z a r. P e a s a n t—I sp o k e to o u r h e rb d o cto r a n d he ad v ised m e th a t I sh o u ld ----- D o cto r (in te rru p tin g )—Oh. he g av e you som e Idiotic ad v ice, I d o n ’t dou b t. P e a s a n t—H e a d v ised me to see yo u .— H u m o rlstisc lie B la e tte r. “ H a s y o u r w ife le a rn e d to ride a w h eel?” “ N up; b u t sh e h a s been t a k ing cooking lesso n s, an d alio u t e v e ry , m o rn in g she goes into th e k itch en and lias a se a rc h in g co m p etitio n w ith the cook.”—In d ia n a p o lis Jo u rn a l. “ Isn ’t it too bad a b o u t C h arlie N ew ed ? 1 u n d e r s ta n d th a t since h:s m a rria g e he a n d his w ife h av e been liv in g fro m h a n d to m o u th .” “Oh. I g u ess th e y ’re all rig h t. I t’s h e r f a th e r ’s h an d , you k n o w .” —New York P re ss. N ell- Mi** B Jones u ses F re n c h p h ra s e s in th e m ost p e c u lia r m an n er, j B e lle - I>o«-s sh e ? Nell—Yes. indeed! W hy. a t b r e a k f a s t y e s te rd a y I ask ed h e r how sh e liked h er eggs, a n d she said th ey w ere v ery c h ic k .—P h ilad el- p h ia R ecord. “ H a v e you got it on you y e t? ” a sk e d | little P e te y of h is s is te r's lH*stcst best. ‘ “ W — w — w h at ?" in q u ired th e th re e ! n ig h t a week beau . “W hy. a m o v e .! S is te r said th e o th e r n ig h t sh e w ished | y o u ’d h h rry up an d get a m ove ou you.* ! —P h ila d e lp h ia N orth A m erican. “ I say. c a p ta in .” said a y o u n g K n / llsh in a n on Iw ard an A m erican d ip p e r, “ th a t flag of y o u rs lias not floated .n e v e ry breeze a n d o v er ev ery sea fo r a th o u sa n d y e a rs, h a s It?” “ No. it a in ’t.” rep lied th e c a p ta in , “ h u t it h as licked j one th a t haa.” —Y o u th ’s C om p an io n . n Or silver dollars invested in Hood’s Sar saparilla a ' this season will yield large returns in tlie g reiter strength and better health ot m ind and body which will fol low tbe use- of this medicine. A ru n dow'ii system at the approach of colder ac.Uli^r will hardly be able to w ithstand the chiliim? bl sts of winter. Hood’s Sar saparilla m ak es rich, red blood, and strengthens the entire system . Get Hood’s Sarsaparilla The best — in fact the O ne True B lo o d Purifier. xr £ Hood’s P ills FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK or * * Ju e t D o n ’t F o el W e ll,’* P makon Y d LIVER p il l s ar* the One Thlnsr touee. O nly O n e f o r a D o s e . Bold by Druggists st 25c. » box Ham plea mailed f r e e . Address , Or. Bosanko Med. Co. Phiia. Pa. T h is is t h e ■ v e ry best S m o k in g mm T obacco m ade. Blackw ell’s Genuine BULL DURHAM fin d o n e c o u p o n in s id e e a c h 2 o u n c e h a g a n d tw o c o u p o n s In s id e e g c h 4 o u n c e bag. re a d t h e c o u p o n a n d set) h o w to n e t y o u r s h a r e o f in p r e s e n t s . Mr It’s Parc Walter Baker & Co.’s Cocoa is Pure—it’s all Cocoa — no filling — no chemicals. as WALTr.R BAKr.R A CO., Ltd.. D o rch M ter, M***. J: * '1 t* " ' “ Big as a B am D oor/ PLU G For 10 cents you get almost twice as much u Battle A x ” as you do of other high grade goods. Before the days of “ Battle A x ' consumers paid 10 cents for a small plug of the same quality. N ow , “ Battle A x ” — H igh est Grade, twice the quantity. T h a t’s true economy. You know coffee is used fresh - roasted. Tea ought to be—for the same reason —the taste. Ours are the only tea- firing works in the United States; Schilling's Best is alwavs fresh-fired when it leaves our hands * sci..?."* * i omp**r » ab i ran «.i tee Gold F e n d e rso n —1 c o n s id e r it a good ru le, I an d It’s one I h a v e trie d to follow , to sa y b rig h t th in g s on ly once in a w hile; in th a t w ay my good th in g s a r e reiueiu i Itered. If I w as all th e t me g e ttin g off b rig h t th in g s th ey w o u ld n ’t be no ticed. F ogg A very good ru le; bur. F e n d y . d o n ’t y o n th in k y ou o b serv e it too cloaely? Boaton T ra n s c rip t. I J “ We will i.eev e It Kntfrcly In your hernia.’’ I f yon pun-ha-*- a t(r.ftrn.Kft «J a * or H ahoi . iv k F >•' | »'.I V ► ti.d if • * !• <* - !” ! !" all « • "IV itw lli.y - n flAO riTurn ■« a« »»-ir eft- Derise. Mend lo r C atalogin' am i Prb-e List to A m ericen T ype f o u n d efV Co. Second an« Stark St*., Portia«*. Or N. P. N. P . No. 6 7 2 .-8 . F. N. U. No. 749