litre o r A TiOCOOIOtlY©.
Jju , o*ri‘fu l o xperlineats w hich have
I * ma»1** iu l''11« 1" » '1 Pr»''*- th a t the
C r #( a l o r o i n a t l n is a b o u t 000,000
POHTtàND LETTER.
T h .,
miles” In o th e r words, that a
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P o rtla n d ,
O r , Oct.
21 . _ 8 neh
w eath er as P o rtlan d has been havuiq
all d u ru m th e E xposition, is sim ply
d e lig h tfu l. N ever w arm , a t any tim ¿.
llave not a t an y tim e fe lt the
In a H u rry .
need ° f an overcoat. The n ig h ts have
Jirl Ilow sm i l.o tt T h o ta x eo lleeto r
e i c ear, and the moon b eautiful.
llfli a hill 'i |ls m o rn in g . T h e y b a r e W it ! such w eather, it has beet, pleas-
ItbaM ed • lie n am e <>r th e rom l in fro n t a n t to w an d er about th e city of n ig h ts,
Ifroui a street to a n av o u iie a n d doubled an d look iu the w indow s o f th e but
I ike tax rate.
S t, .res. m any o f w hich are lighted even
g g i s o t l . o t t B> J o r e ! r n p a t t l u t t
w hen closed to business.
Jtlill 'it o liee. b e t o r e tile.v 111 ¡1 k , 1 a i l o l l i e r
S ince you w ete here P o rtlan d has
Irtaase ii'n l e a 11 it a b o u l e v a r d . J m l s e . four eleg an tly paved streets. M arti-
sou stre e t and T h ird and W ashington
\ n H o n e s t C o n f e s s i o n , K te ,
havo hue, sm ooth, asp h alt pavem ents,
“Sir. I 'l l e h e r , " s a i d t h e s e a l l e m a n 's
and b o n rth stre e t from below the new
:a a h o r r i f i e d t o n e , " y o u
a re
city h a ll, up to U nion depot nearly is
■ drunk!”
“Uuesh I m u sh lie.” a s s e n t e d P lte h e i. paved w ith wooden blocks w hich áre
I,r else I w o u l d n 't ( h ie ) l e t y o u s h o t, on a concrete and sand foundations.
I h e wood pavem ent is an experim ent.
|oie in tills e 'd ilio n .” - l'ln k I n.
I he blocks a re of a soft fir.
T he
A t le a s t .
c h in k s betw een th e blocks are filled
“M ary,” s a id t h e s i c k m a n to h i s w if e ,
w ith ta r
It m akes s sm ooth and
I ,I n ti tile d o c t o r p r o n o u n c e d it a e a s e
“ g iv e y ” roadw ay. If it shall prove to
■nf s u iali-p o x , "¡1' a n y o f m y c r e d i t o r s
w ear w ell it w ill be tbe pavem ent for
■ n il. (I'll th e m t h a t I a m a t l a s t in a
th is section as long as our Hr forests
I rendition to u 'iv e t h e m s o m e t h i n « . " — exist.
I r o r t J e n i ' tia s e U e
Hen T illm an , the Sonth C arolina
Sinre 1881. a o c o rd in « to M u lh a ll, senator, spoke here last week for B ryan,
latest B rita in 's sto o k o f « o ld an d silv e r and Hen H u tterw o rth , ex m em ber of
congress from Ohio, follow ed the next
Itss remained n e a rly s ta tio n a r y .
n ig h t for M cK inley. The form er is a
rugged, qu ick , vigorous, dashing cam
m il !
ON K A K T H .
p aig n er; the la tte r is as sm ooth,
This Is M l''«' m o re e n jo y e d b v t h e r h e u m a t ic
g e n ial, cosy and persuasive in m anner
, 1 *. fiio M lb l IO e o ll llt e r a e t l l l e i r |>roKr«‘K*iv«>
as w h a t M ariali says 1 used to be. Ic
L l i d v s i l l i I l . c - l c i l e r S l o l n a c t i B it t e r * , t t o
■(H tm i.in - - l i 'U i s e r t h a n t i l a l w l i i d i iu i l i -
takes a ll m anner of men to m ake a
■ ■,[,. ;■ ... .........O'......... . r e l i e f i u t i l l s ....... .
F rom the g a lla n t S outh we
I|! i, | ] mi c liiiiic n l! V effec tiv e as a tre a tm e n t fur w orld.
ItWiirv irimlile, d y s |ie |isl„ , d e b ility , liv er com- tiud iu Oregon a m an as rough as a
l r ,nii and
fpm Ion. l'* e it w ill, p e rs is t'
m in er in e a rlie r days, w h ilst from the
|tnee for tin' above.
m id d le w est, Ohio, O regonians are
In New Y ork c ity th e pproentngo of liste n in g to a Chesterfield in m anners,
Ideathu from ap o p le x y h a s q u a d ru p le d
and one w ho evidently th in k s a soft
Idnring the p a st t h i r t y y ears.
an sw er tu rn e th aw ay w rath.
B ith
I shall r e c o m m e n d I’ix o ’s C u r e f o r C o n - had large and en th u sia stic audiences.
■lumption la r a n d w id e . M rs. M u llig a n , T illm a u had an open a ir m eeting, and
pium steail. K e n t, F .n g la n d , N o v . 8, 1885.
fu lly 6,000 people heard him ; B utter-
w orth spoke indoors to a packed house
| H ( M > * F '- r u ll k in d * n f w o r k fu r n is h e d fre t- o n
lort imi ir i
V tltln sa lU g le y ’s t iip p lo y m e u t <»i
w ith 1,500 seatin g capacity, but h u n
I flee, M2 T h ird S tre e t, I ’ o r tlu r id , O regon.
dreds w ere turned aw ay unable to get
Tbe life of W iliis m H . r e w a r d has sta n d in g room.
Item w ritte n by T h o rto n K. L o th ru p
T he exposition closed S aturday n ig h t
■for tbe A m erican S ta te s m a n Series.
th e 17th insr. w ith o u t any p a rtic u la rly
special fe a tu re unless it be th e s m a ll
IIO IV 'S I M I S ?
ness of th e crowd. T he cam paigu and
| Weoftt-r Oti“ H u n d r e d D o l l a r s lt<*w»rd fo r a n y
h ard tim es w ere ra th e r disastrous
oft HtHrrh t h a t c a n n o t bt* c u r e d b y H a l l' s
financially. W hereas, last year the
■I'itirrh Cure.
C IIK SK Y A CO., I o le d o ,«>
g u aran tee fund w as retu rn ed to sub
J We, the u n d e r s ' K u e l. h a v e k n o w n r . ,F.
scribers, and a su rp lu s of <¡4,000 left
(rbeiiev f.»r th e last If» ye-«rs. a n d b e l i e v e h i m
(e-rit'illy h o n o r a b l e in .ill I p ' i s ’ ih ' - s i ra in -a c tio n s
over, th is year th ere is a deficit of
uid liimneialljr u " l e to c a r r y o u t a u y o b l i g a t i o n s
about <2,600. Yet the e n te rta in m e n t
■made by t h e i r firm.
\N i-s r <fc T ki t x,
provided for visitors th is year q u ite
W h o l e s » e I m n r tH - N . To l e d o . O.
e q u a lle t last. T here w ere eig h t big
W a u u n g , K in m a n A M a r v in ,
W h o le s a le D ru g * ists , T o le d o , ()
apecial n ig h ts for the various secret
Hull's C a fa rrh C u r e i t t a k e n i i i t e r n a l h . a c ti n '
orders th is year as a g ain st th ree last
4irectly u |* jn th e h lo o 1 u n i m u c o u a s u ria c c s of
■ifienysteiu. T e s t i t i o n i a H s e n t fre e . P r ic e 76c. y ear; yet the excitem ent of the cam
|l<rl>ott ♦*. - o d by a ll d r u g g is t s .
p aign, th e counter a ttra c tio n s of elo
\ Halls F a m i ly F i l l s hi - t h e b e s t .
q u e n t speeches to be heard free, coupled
w ith the stringency of th e tim es, com
bined to m ake the gate receipts too
sm all, “ by se v era l,” to cover the e x
penses. H ow ever, P o rtlan d is a plucky
tow n, and no doubt next y ears’ exposi
tion w ill be a success such as w as last
y e a r ’s.
T h is is tru ly a g reat cam paign of
education. On m any corners lig h t in
tbe h eart of the city there are g ath ered
crow ds of m en, from ten to even 100,
liste n in g to disputes on the m oney
question.
T he liste n e rs “ p u t i n ”
every now and then, and th e debate
g ro w in g general often becomes w arm ,
b u t never boisterous. N or are these
g a th e rin g s composed of only id le men
of the poorer people; by no m eans. As
a ru le th e crow ds are m ade up of
ith a b e t t e r u n d e r s ta n d in g o f th e r a ther w ell-dressed m en. and n ot in-
y tra n sie n t n a tu r e o f t h e m a n y pliys- f re<]nent|y men of position and m eans
ka Ills, vvhi. il v a n is h b e fo re p r o p e re f-
tn rn a t solving a sticker, or of
forts—g e n tle e f fo r ts —p le a s u n l e f f o r ts —
.......t
.rightly d ire c te d . T h e r e is c o m fo rt in proposing a crusher. T he corw ds m ost
the know ledge, t h a t so m a n y fo rm s o f alw ay s seein to be in good hum or, and
sickness a re n o t d u e t o a n y a c tu a l d is- th e A m erican ’s love of fair play is
ease, b u t sim p ly to a c o n s tip a te d condi- never m ore conspicuous th an w hen the
tionof th e sv s té m , w h ic h t h e p le a s a n t ()pp0neut8 iu these street corner gath er-
amily la x a tiv e Sy r u p o í F ig s, p ro m p t-
th u m p in g one an o th er w ith
lyremoves. 'i ha*, is w h y it is th e o n ly
* ®
fci»n«lr.rinwn «ran-
remedv w ith m illio n s o f fa m ilie s , a n d is w h a t each conside
g
everywhere e s te e m e d so h ig h ly b y a ll nients.
who value good h e a lth . I t s b en eficial
C om petition is th e life of trad e, we
effects are d u e to t h e f a c t, t h a t it is th e are
P o rtlan d now has tw o tele-
one rem edy w h ic h p ro m o te s in te r n a l
hone com panies, and one has to have
cleanliness w ith o u t d e b i l i t a t i n g t h e j
„h o n es’ to reach the tteople w ho
organs on w h ic h it a c ts . I t is th e r e fo r e tw 0 ,P ,,
„„„
w ere
all.important, in o r d e r t o g e t i ts b en e- would al patron,xe oue coa pany w ere
fetal effects, to n o te w h e n y o u p u r- th ere only one. T he riv a l com pany
chase, t h a t y o u h a v e t h e g e n u in e a rti- b ro u g h t down rates, b ut w hen one pays
cle. which is m a n u f a c tu re d b y th e Cali- both com panies he finds th a t th a t kind
fornia Fig S y ru p Co. o n ly a n d sold by of com p etitio n has cost him m ore th an
»1 rep u tab le d ru g g is ts .
he bargained for. It is such faftn an
Í? U,e ?» Jo .y m en t o f g o o d h e a l t h
glTe rire t0 , he a g ita tio n fur
|*nd the s y s te m is r e g u la r , la x a tiv e s o r
I other rem edies a r e th e n n o t n eeded. If m u n icip al ow nership of telephones,
I afflicted w ith a n y a c t u a l d ise a se , one gas, street cars, etc.; b ut on th e m e rits
may be co m m en d ed to th e m o s t sk illfu l of th a t I express no opinion, as the
I physicians, h u t if in n e e d o f a la x a tiv e , e d ito ria l colum ns of yonr paper are e x
I°ne should h a v e th e b e s t, a n d w ith th e clusively for expressing opnions. A
[Jell-inform ed e v e r v w h e r e , S y ru p o f v*“ °
„hnnlrl a t least let the
iig'stiin .is h ig h e s t a n d Is m o st la rg e ly <»rre.p«Ddem *hoold «»
v^ed and gives m o st g e n e r a l s a tis fa c tio n , ed ito r do bis own
K
- ____
11___________
A lm ost »« m any wom en here rid e
the bicycle as m en; and m y b e h e t 1 «
th a t about each of one tw e n tie th of the
population has a bicycle. T he folks
■ M*ke money bv huqc *Mfn l »peculation In w ith m oney, “ keep up the sty le
in
■in. - " e ^ n ' ’ Hn<^ se h " h e a t th e re on fr«r
bicvcles. T h eir ’9« w heel is tn rn ed
I*«? ,,orr,, es h av e been m a d e on a am all he
iarlt,n*
in fu tu re s. W rite for full rig h t over to the dealer for some sm a ll
He8t of refere n « e «riven. N**verHl
f ? P v rerie n ce on th e Chicairo Board of sum . probably one-quater of th e o ri
‘ ' |ie. and a th o r-u n rh k n o w led g e of th e buai- g in al re ta il coat, and th a t arn o n n t de
■fT J ,o w ,,in K H oohlna A r o .. C hlcavo B o trd
T hia
• J . ** Bmk**ra. OfBcea in P o rtla n d Oregon ducted from tbe ’97 m odel.
“"i ^Pokane Waah.
m akea second-hand m achines of last
vear. alm ost as good as new . sell for
about h a lf price. You see, it w ould
not do for one of these tony n d e ra to to
seen n ex t sp rin g a s trid e a 96 m odel,
TREATED FREE
| , C u r e d w i t h V e « e t « b l* R em *«««« th a t w ould exclude him or h e r from
“weeiirw1 th o u m ii da o f caM * Cor* ca-ea p'o-
W ell, n ite r
, “ivwl h'ipe ,e,Mi oy bM tphyatciana Vrom 0"\****
• »Pt-ma disappear tn ten daya at least two thin»
Gladness Comes
w
WHEAT.
dropsy
i”
S f J “ * >b-‘ «I™
LjTmptom# rsn«..T*d Send t o r free book weilaao
f mt-aruinn« rnr«*e Ten days tre*tmeo*
man if too
ord
yon
order trial £ send
10c. I K i W b a ik a e* to
tn DOOr
K
SoKN.Atiaiiia.'Ba»
p w r y oeop
c y lP .
P"««*«* D h
, „ H „ II U h i i n —
"rdertrlal return thia adeertlaement to ^
A H e a v y F a ilu r e -
To any address, our . . - • •
H artfo rd , C onn., Oct. 21 ~ ' Io '1ge
....... A p s c la l P r ic e L le t o f
HULEO FREE
hO U SEH O LD C O O P S , ETC.
- rMs«tn-H*r Is
for t h . honellr o l o .ir
j P}ry • ustom era w ho ca u n o f av a il them selves
’
I , s , . r l * I S ale,. H-n.I
.tour «■'-
^
will 6nrt b o ! h v u o o « .n .i ori. e»ri«bt.
„
W ll-L A riN I'K CO-
*20 Market street Han Franctseo.
WAR REMINISCENCE.
ae fo llo w s solely fo r h is ow n p leasu re.
T he Iro n D u k e.
M any li t t le tr in k e ts curved by tb e lig h t
A t th e D u k e of W ellin g to n w?ts sta n d
>f th e cam p -fire, a tte s t h is s k ill in Ing. o n e d a y . o p p o site h is ho u se in Plc-
th is d ire c tio n .
d a d illy . w a itin g an o p p o rtu n ity to cross
F a r from b e in g so licited to reco m th e s tre e t, a n e n tire s tr a n g e r to him o f
m end th e c u r a tiv e w h ic h h ad tak en fere d h is a rm to th e d u k e to a s s is t him
*ucb a lo*d of m ise ry fro m h is life , in in cro ssin g . A lthough W ellin g to n h a te d
h is g r a titu d e b is p raise fo r i t is un
a s s is ta n c e of a n y kin d , he acce p te d th e
«tinted und u u c e a sin g
A nd from* h is s tr a n g e r ’s a rm . a n d th e la tte r, h a v in g
jw n s ta te m e n t one m ay easily seo th a t se cu re d a p a s sa g e by sig n in g to the
w hen he does cease to sin g its v irtu e s
d r iv e rs of th e v eh icles to sto p , co n
it w ill be to a n s w e r th e la s r m u ste rin g d u c te d tlie g re a t m an In sa fety acro ss
tlie s tre e t. “ 1 th a n k yo u , s ir .” sa id the
in.
Dr. W illia m s ’ P in k P ills c o n ta in , iu d u k e, re le a sin g his a r m a n d p roceed
ing to Ills house-door. B u t th e s t r a n
a condensed fo rm , a ll th e elem en ts nec-
pssary to g iv e new life an d rich n ess to ger. In ste a d of m o v in g off. ra ise d his
the blood a u d re sto re sh a tte re d n erv esj h a t a n d d eliv ered h im s e lf to th e follow
T hey are also a specific fu r tro u b le s p e ing effect: “ Y our g ra c e . I h av e p assed
c u lia r to fem ales, such as supp ressio n s, a long an d n o t u n e v e n tfu l life, b u t
ir re g u la r itie s au d a ll fo rm s of w e a k n e v e r did 1 hope to re a c h th e d a y w hen
1 m ig h t be of th e s lig h te s t a s sista n c e
ness. In m en th ey effect a rad ica
to th e g re a te s t m an th a t e v e r liv e d .”
*ure in all oases a ris in g .fro m m e n ta
w o rry , o v erw o rk or excesses of w hat- “ D o n ’t b e a d am n e d fool!” resp o n d ed
th e d u k e , a n d tu rn e d on his heel.
aver n a tu re. P in k P ills a re sold ir
boxes (n ev er in loose- bulk) a t 50 ceu ti
M a z e p p a l i e a i i l e n c e in D e c a y .
a box or six boxes fo r #&-5.0, and m ay
T h e e s ta te of Y atu rin o , th e old h .s to r
be had of a ll d ru g g ists, o r d ire c t by
leal resid e n c e of M azep p a. th e H elm u t
m ail from Dr. W illia m s ’ M edicina
of th e U k ra in e C o ssack s, in th e (iov
Jo in p a n y , S ch en ectad y . N. Y.
e m in e n t o f K leff. once fam o u s fo r ir>
b e a u ty a n d sp le n d o r, h a s now fallen
CURRENT EVENTS.
in to ru in a n d d ecay.
W r o u ih t
,h * v . « r t„ , h „ T ll r |v .
M e tr o im ll..
1,,,-n will run 600.000 m ile s b e fo re w ear-
E y ao t «> »« to 1,0 o seb-ss. In innklin?
of filio,000 tu lles th e tire box
I i ! ij * n>"
,111 bave to be re n e w e d tlire e tim es,
» li.sl tire s ttv e o r six tim e s nuil
Itile
I lile ria ak ¡ u le s fro tn th ro e to Uve tim es,
a
H .n rv E T a in to r. receiver of tn e aa-
S d h an k in g firm of (4. P. Biaaeil *
I P today filed in the superior c o u rt a
^ n i i in v en to ry , w hich .h o w .¡800 de-
„ ..„ to rs , w ith t°**1 <1'P ° , l t " ?*
A ll assets t h s t coold to found
m „ke s to tal of »307.236. b ut th e re
ceiver ia u n ab le to give any approxi
m ate sta te m e n t of th e lia b ilitie s and
SU R E C U R E fo r P I L E S
»»«•
fa ilu re if
It D/vTirt **
r r m r i U B f 9m*7? asset- fu rth e r th a n th e
heavy
one.
v T.F o - s a i m i o *» P IL I
J
Z
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n
to
be
a
à
know n to oe
Scenes at Hatcher's Creek and Peters
burg Recalled.
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“ f a il r r l o g S m
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to
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K K .p n r tr r
« I W it h n
W o u n d , h u t , L ik e O llie r
V etera n * . H a , S u n '.r e d S lo e *
—A S to ry T h a t K e a il, L ik e
»
l-a g e
F ro m
H is to ry .
Cron, lilt- A lbany, N. y „ J o u rn a l.
W hen on« en co u n ters in p r in t th e
lif e Btory of Home soarred v e te ra n of
the civ il w ar, a feelin g of a d m ira tio n
and sym patny is th e c e rta in re su lt.
Accustom ed th o u g h w e a re to ta le s of
h e ro is m aud su fferin g iu every d ay life ,
th e re is som ething p e c u lia rly a ttr a c tiv e
about th e se old w ar records, se rv in g , as
tiiey do, as a sacred p assp o rt to th e
h e a rt of every tru e A m erican . T h o u
sands found th e ir re st on th e field of
carn ag e or in th e h o sp ita l, b u t th e ir
com rades, w hen th e stru g g le w as over
and the victory w on, re tu rn e d to th e ir
hom es aud began auew th e b a ttle of
life.
Jo h n B. Scace, th e w id ely kno w n
co n tracto r aud b u ild in g -m o v e r of A l
bany, N. Y ., has an u n u su a lly in te re s t
ing life, au d w hen seen by a re p o rte r
reoently a t h is hom e, No. 16 B ra d fo rd
street, told of h is m a n ? exp erien ces an d
ad v e n tu re s w h ile se rv in g u n d e r th e
old Hag in the la te w ar. A lth o u g h
h a v in g en d u red a ll th e h a rd sh ip s an d
p riv a tio n s of life in th e ra n k s, M r.
Scace bears h is m ore th a n h a lf a c e n
tu ry of years w ith a n e la s tic step an d
a keen m in d , ta k in g an a c tiv e in te re s t
in p riv a te au d pu b lic affairs.
Mr. Scace is a m em ber of B e rk sh ire
Bodge, No. 52, I. O. O. F .
He en
listed in th e a rm y iu 1862, in C om pany
A, F o rtv -n iu th M assachusetts V o lu n
teer In fa n try , se rv in g n u d e r Col. W .
F. B a rtle tt, F irs t B rigade, F ir s t D iv i
sion, N iifeteenth C orps, w ith w h ich he
p a rtic ip a te d in some of th e h o tte s t b a t
tles of th e w ar, in c lu d in g P o rt H udson,
D onaldsonville an d P la in S tore, w h e re
he w as w oow fcd
H is tim e b ein g o u t,
he w as d isch arg ed , b u t soon re-e n listed
as se rg ea n t iu C om pany A, S ix ty -first
R eg im en t, M assachusetts V o lu n te e r 1 1 -
fa n try .
H e w as in th e b a ttle of
H a t c h t r ’s R un, th e fight a b o u t P e te rs
burg au d th e b a ttle of S a ilo r's Creek.
A fter h is h onorable disc h arg e, J u n e
4, 1865, Mr. Soace re tu rn e d to A lb an y
and settled dow n once a g a in to hiN
business an d social in te re sts. H e h a s
resided iu th e c ity ev er since. It
w ould seem th a t now , of a ll tim es, h is
peace an d h ap p in ess w ould h av e been
u n in te rru p te d . Such w as n o t to be th e
case, for to u r y ears ago, w h ile engaged
in su p e rin te n d in g th e ra isin g of th e
im m ense sm okestack of th e A lb an y
E le c tric pow er honse, th e lev er ot a
loosened w in d lass s tru c k h im a heavy
blow across th e back. T h e effect of
th e blow w as n o t a t first a p p a re n t, he
b eing ab le to leave h is bed in a few
days. B u t th e w o rst w as to follow ,
for w ith o u t w a rn in g be w as seized
w ith soiatio rh e u m a tism in a ll its
virnlenoe. U n to ld agony follow ed.
Raid Mr. Bcaoe, “ I oonld n o t sleep
for th e p ain . N o one w ill know th e
to rtu re s th e rh e u m a tism g av e me. 1
d o n 't know n how 1 liv ed d u rin g those
days. 1 becam e lit t le m ore th a n sk in
an d bonea, an d i t Beemed lik e life
d i d n 't have a n y th in g b a t su fferin g in
it.
C ares? 1 trie d every so-called
rb e u m a tio cu re th a t w as ev er in v en ted .
I g ave a ll of them a good tr ia l before I
stopped ta k in g them . My frie n d s an d
neig h b o rs recom m ended rem ed y a fte r
rem edy th a t th ey h eard of. b u t m y
rh e u m a tism w en t on ju s t th e sam e.
V e il, a f te r I had a lm o st h ad th e life
to rtu re d o u t of m e, I cam e across a
new sp ap er aocount of D r. W illia m s ’
P in k P ills, an d 1 th o u g h t I m ig h t as
w ell add a n o th e r nam e to th e lis t as
not, so I ordered som e of m y d ru g g ist.
“ I te ll you, I w as g la d in those days
to h e a r of a n y th in g th a t oonld g iv e m e
any hope a t a ll. Yes, I g ot th e m , an d
before I lm d tak en tw o boxes th a t p ain
began to leave me.
W hy, I c o n ld n 't
u n d e rsta n d it. I c o n ld n 't im a g in e m y
self b eing oured. B u t befo re I h ad
tak en a half-dozen of those boxes I w as
cared. T he su fferin g w h ic h had m ade
m y life alm o st u n b e a ra b le fo r so long
h ad disappeared. I w as a new m an.
" I began to g e t stro n g . I picked
np in fiesh, a n d I w e n t back to m y
business w ith a ll th e v ig o r an d v im of
a you n g m an. I th in k every o n e w ho
know s m e w ill te ll you w h a t i t d id for
me.
P in k P ills is th e g ra n d e st m e d i
cine ever discovered, an d if m y re c o m
m en d atio n w ill do i t an y good I w a n t
yon to nse it. 1 hope o th e rs w ill h ear
of i t an d t o benefited as I h a v e been.
E veryone sh o u ld b e a r of it. I c a n ’t
say too ranch for th e m ,” M r. Scace e x
claim ed , e n th u s ia stic a lly , in co n c lu
sion.
T h is is b a t one of th e m a n y cases in
w h ich P in k P ills h a v e ta k e n *uch a
beneficent p a r t in th e h isto ry of h u
m an ity .
M r. Scace ia now e n jo y in g th e
f rn its o t an u n u su a lly la rg e business,
m an ag ed solely by h im se lf, a n d c o v e r
ing alm o st th e e n tire e a s te rn p o rtio n
of th e state. M r. Scace is also an
ivory c a rv e r of m ark ed a b ility , w h ich
C y n th ia H ooking a t p h o to g ra p h )—11 i-
*am, ju s t tu rn y o u r head, a little. H i
ram —You h a v e tu rn e d it a lre a d y , C y n
th ia.—Now York W orld.
H e—It's rep o rte d a ro u n d th a t wo are
engaged. She—W ell, you know it’s a
m istake. H e—Y es; I called to see if 1 j
ro u ld n ’t re c tify it.—Puck.
A rth u r—A re you su re sh e loves y o u ? ;
J a c k —Yes. W hen 1 told h e r 1 liad no 1
m oney to m a rry on sh e a s k e d m e if I
rouldn’t b orrow so m e.—P u ck .:
“ S o m etim es.” said T'm-le E bon, “er
m an p u ts on or long face a n ’ sa y s lie’s
d isc o u rag ed w hen lie's sim p ly too lazy
te r tr y a g a in .”—W a sh in g to n S tar.
Shfe— E v e ry b o d y sa y s y ou m arried
m e only fo r m y m oney.
H e—But l
d id n ’t, d ear. I k n o w you look it, d e a r,
b ut I d id n ’t.—In d ia n a p o lis J o u rn a l.
H e r F a th e r —H a s my (la u g h te r given
you a n y e n c o u ra g e m e n t, s ir? S u i t o r -
W ell. sh e said you w ere a lw a y s a v ery
gen ero u s p a re n t.—P h ila d e lp h ia A m eri
can.
M aine—I hope y ou d id n ’t let tha*
Mr. H u g g in s p u t his a rm a bon t you?
M abel—W hy? Is th e re a n y th in g th e
m a tte r w ith h is a rm ? —^W ashington
Y o u w ill
S tar.
llu \ a
M rs. E lm o re—I w o n d er how m any
sto p s th a t new o rg an of D e S m y th 's
h a s g o t? E lm o re—Only th ree. I should
Judge. O ne fo r each m eal.—Buffalo I p p s
Tim es.
“ I sec th ey a re a p p ly in g ball b e a rin g s
to a g re a t m a n y th in g s n o w .” “ Yes;
th ey h a v e a b all b e a rin g sig n dow n
w h e re I keep my watc-h.”—W ash in g to n
T im es.
S tern P a r e n t—You sa y he is a g enius,
(le n iu se s seldom a m o u n t to m uch.
D a u g h te r—B ut. pa. h e p ro m ises th a t lie
w ill not w ork a t it a r te r w e a r e m a r
ried .—B oston T ra n s c r ip t.
H o a x —P oor Bjo n e s h a s to run all tin»
e rra n d s an d cook his ow n m eals. Jo a x
—W h a t’s th e tro u b le ? H o a x —H e w as
foolish enough to b uy his w ife a bF
cycle.—P h ila d e lp h ia R ecord.
W hen in the brassy skies above
No hope nor help I see.
I gladly seek the girl I love—
She’s alw ays cool to me.
—Cleveland P lain Dealer.
S p irit (at Idly D ale se an ce)—D on’t
you k now m e? I'm th e s p irit of y o u r
m otber-lu-law . In v e s tig a to r —Yoti «-an t
fool ine.
My m o th er-in -law a lw a y s
b ro u g h t h e r tr u n k w ith h e r.—Buffalo
T im es.
“ I suppose you know all a b o u t tho
fin an cial q u e s tio n ? ” said th e in tim a te
frie n d . "I d o n 't say, th a t I know all
a b o u t it.” rep lied th e c a n d id a te , “h u t
I k now en o u g h n o t to talk a b o u t It.” —
W a sh in g to n S ta r.
M iss C hiU edam e— D o n 't you know
th a t n a tu r e reb els a g a in s t la z in e ss? A
m an can g et n o th in g in tills w orld w ith
o u t labor. W re stin g O ffen—H u m p h !
C a n ’t he? H e c a n g it h u n g ry , I guess.
—H a r p e r ’s B a z a r.
P e a s a n t—I sp o k e to o u r h e rb d o cto r
a n d he ad v ised m e th a t I sh o u ld -----
D o cto r (in te rru p tin g )—Oh. he g av e you
som e Idiotic ad v ice, I d o n ’t dou b t.
P e a s a n t—H e a d v ised me to see yo u .—
H u m o rlstisc lie B la e tte r.
“ H a s y o u r w ife le a rn e d to ride a
w h eel?” “ N up; b u t sh e h a s been t a k
ing cooking lesso n s, an d alio u t e v e ry ,
m o rn in g she goes into th e k itch en and
lias a se a rc h in g co m p etitio n w ith the
cook.”—In d ia n a p o lis Jo u rn a l.
“ Isn ’t it too bad a b o u t C h arlie
N ew ed ? 1 u n d e r s ta n d th a t since h:s
m a rria g e he a n d his w ife h av e been
liv in g fro m h a n d to m o u th .” “Oh. I
g u ess th e y ’re all rig h t. I t’s h e r f a th
e r ’s h an d , you k n o w .” —New York
P re ss.
N ell- Mi**
B Jones
u ses
F re n c h
p h ra s e s in th e m ost p e c u lia r m an n er, j
B e lle - I>o«-s sh e ?
Nell—Yes. indeed!
W hy. a t b r e a k f a s t y e s te rd a y I ask ed
h e r how sh e liked h er eggs, a n d she
said th ey w ere v ery c h ic k .—P h ilad el-
p h ia R ecord.
“ H a v e you got it on you y e t? ” a sk e d |
little P e te y of h is s is te r's lH*stcst best. ‘
“ W — w — w h at ?" in q u ired th e th re e !
n ig h t a week beau . “W hy. a m o v e .!
S is te r said th e o th e r n ig h t sh e w ished |
y o u ’d h h rry up an d get a m ove ou you.* !
—P h ila d e lp h ia N orth A m erican.
“ I say. c a p ta in .” said a y o u n g K n /
llsh in a n on Iw ard an A m erican d ip p e r,
“ th a t flag of y o u rs lias not floated .n
e v e ry breeze a n d o v er ev ery sea fo r a
th o u sa n d y e a rs, h a s It?” “ No. it a in ’t.”
rep lied th e c a p ta in , “ h u t it h as licked j
one th a t haa.” —Y o u th ’s C om p an io n .
n
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You know coffee is used
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Ours are the only tea-
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F e n d e rso n —1 c o n s id e r it a good ru le, I
an d It’s one I h a v e trie d to follow , to
sa y b rig h t th in g s on ly once in a w hile;
in th a t w ay my good th in g s a r e reiueiu i
Itered. If I w as all th e t me g e ttin g
off b rig h t th in g s th ey w o u ld n ’t be no
ticed. F ogg A very good ru le; bur.
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