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W A S H IN G T O N C O U N T Y H A T C H E T . TENDERNESS careerstlon not acred up to their prom done us. Jiua! Ami who'd have dream AGED PAIR OF TWINS. ise in making provision for bis aged ed itr* S ot unto #v«*rr h^art is (!od*a x<*o«l *ift mother out o f their ill-gctten gains, so "There's no time to lose.” blurted his T h e y R c » i d e i n M a i n e * r * d \ % r e S a i d t o O f Kimpi** t«*n<iern«*** allow«*«): we ru«***t l e the Oldest Tw in» in America. jjO fll With love in many fashions when we lift he. in a spirit o f revenge, peached upon conf«*«lerate. smashing anything he Maine lx*a>:» that it has the oldest them, aud furnished us with full in iff could lay Ins bauds «»u. in sheer wan First to our life’s waters, bitter-sweet. twins in the l ulted States. They are a I>»re come» I2| m » ii us with resisth*ss power formation concerning their where tonne**. “ It's striking 1» o’clock, aud Mrs. Mary Wootls of Belfast aud Mrs. E Of curt»)«»*» passion. a*j«J with head about* and future intentions. From work people are about.” .«.I.VV5 Almira Bolden of Palermo, who were strong will; this (M>int these two other officers can Tools were hurriedly collected ami o f maker gives me six Itoru ou March 14. eighty-two years It plays around like April's breeze and 1 ln»tter explain than I.” LESSONS IN ECONOMY. .... . rt“' | j»ockeietl again, ami the “ sergeant." every pair o f stays, shower. “ Great heavens! you astound me!" j with a disappointed grow), suggested ago. French was the name of the two avenues for wage- them, but as soon as tin Or calmly flows, a rapid stream, ami ; said the aged hanker, who became fur- women lx*fi>re they were married, ami the M IIIL K V I that they should go out by the door they «teel women have curved I change it. \ still they were the «laughters o f Nathan earn lug "«»lea, Imi, j came iu by. as no laxly was stirring It come« with the blesgcdne»* unto the * ther agitated. increased In the 111 *1 titln«; will ho hem| the «.eel French, who «nine from New Hamp wonderfully "Do not alarm yourself, sir: they will | much, aud the back way meant scaling heart shire to Maine aud was among the h«st years ami it* numerous insian« «*s | “ <!<*■ "» »•>- «PP«reut eIxe nr J, Thar weh-onies it aright, or—bitter fall luto their own trap, rest assured." 1 walls ami r«>ofs. This they «lid. but ( continued one o f the detectives, taking immediately on emerging into the street earliest settlers iu the town of Mont- financial enterprise* are nucces*!ully men instead of decreasing It" fate!— ville. They wen* l*»rn iu that town, carried oil by women. It yet remains It wriiig* the bosom with so fierce a up the thread of the narrative. “ Yes, they were met by Mr. Marsden iu com M ìhm Maricnret KeH. ami there they grew t«» womanhood. true, and ever will, that a largo «»lass smart acting on the statement made by the pany with three constables. The old Miss Manta ret Hold I* ■"'e of m During their live* they have never been «.!' wives, not to meutiou daughter*, That love, we cry. is cruder than hate. | prisoner, my colleague and I instituted pretty young American "'(»men And then, ah me! When love has ceased careful and. 1 might say. cunning in- banker had experi«*nc«»d a sleepless outside of Wahlo County, the three handle very little money. For th«»ae uight and risen early, calling at the po towns iu which they have lived l»eiiig women are not stippos«*«! t«» be needy; li»ve umile a warm friend uf Hie Brim to bless. nan nao sun».HMfU| She Ima had a ,-t su«-«-.-s»r,dü? Our broken hearts cry out for tenderness! ! quiries. for these wily fellows are diffi lice station, innocently enough, on his all within the limits of that county. they are generally placed in comfort public, .-ne cult to track. W e have been unable way to ascertain the news, if any. ami •tlrobes, at th.- i o w-iii Uanh-ii Th.-at.-r dm! Palermo. Mrs. Wootls' home, is twenty able homes, with ta si «»fill MU We long for tenderness like that which to come upou the two Individuals them- he was there astonish«*! to learn that miles from Belfast, where Mrs. Bel- to the lin- I..union "si-no,in" this v.-arasT.rt' Nmntifully spread tables, sehes. but after indefatigable efforts they believed it to J»e a bogus affair, as hung 0 donna In graml^per., H.-'r ti™ , J ! den live*, ami the twins frequently casual observer, uo apparent lack iu About us. lying on our mother’s breast: from a roundabout course—a woman, they knew* nothing of it. their surroundings. But tin* house an.-.- at tin? fov.-nt Harden «aulii,, visit each other. A selfish feeling, that no pen or tongue as usual, beiug at the bottom o f it— There was a «les|»erate effort on the Mrs. Beldeii has been three times mother knows how many times she part of Nudila lu " I ’mtllaiad." H wdm Can praise aright, since silence sings we have learmnl that they intend forc part o f the burglars to escape, but one married, having outlived two of her r-ckotis over the housltohl supplies to .-is of acting w it ." noi .pille equ¡¡ its best. ing Marsden & Rylotty's bank to-uight, or two passing workmen at the cry of irt ■ I.' . M i l lit* Irfl lllllo.unlit " " 1:1 *l,,r lull-, hilt ill. m,J husbands. She first married Timothy A love, as far removed from passion's j and leaving by the l»oat express to “ H elp!" rendered assistance and the Jackson of Montville. When he die«! . hnl.-i •« -------mail, th n "»b m i- d fo r that. 1» the „ p i ^ heat morrow for the continent." As from the chilliness of Its dying fire: “ l»olice officers” were strongly*«e« ured. she married Xehemiah Smith, whose women to haunt the bargain counter, to ih«* «Titles, by Un- «treat skill aud dan "The scoundrels!" A love to lean on when the failing feet Philip Marsdi ii. on stepping into the home was in Freedom, another small »U«‘ derision of husbands, who an* sub wlih which she mnlcreil Ihe I h - uu UU "But they will just In» deceived, sir. Begin to totter, and the eyes to tire. Murin«; the season Ml« bank, although greatly unnerved and town iu Waldo County. Her present limely unconscious of their wives «len musi.- In youth's bright heydey hottest love we W e have hit upou a plan, and ask you agitated at tin* state of affairs. eoulJ husband is Janies Belden. a prosperous der purses. It give* ii»t«*rinlnable simp- seek. to acquiesce in our carrying it out." •carcely suppress his laughter on find farmer o f Palermo. She baa three liv ping in the search from stort* to store to The reddest rose we grasp-but when it “ Most certainly, whatever you think ing that his “ decoy." as he called it. had ing children aud has always enjoyed find the best article for scauty means. dies. 9 given so much trouble, aud thoroughly good health. Her sister. Mrs. Woods, And these vexations are not tin» worst j God grant that later blossoms, violets best. What do you suggest?" “ Well, we want to catch them red- done them, although lie was «juite ig is a widow and now lives in Belfast, which come t<» her with little money, j meek. May spring for us beoeath life’s autumn handed. as it were, and ask your |»er- norant of the plot he bad unintention ll.-r husband was Phineas Wood* of She must l*ear with what grace she , skies: mission to secrete ourselves upou the ally laid for them. • «an Imputations uixm her taste when j God grant some loving one be near to premises for the night, so as to fully be she selects |»»rf«»rce some cheap com- T W “ decoy.” an old. insecure safe, bless prepared and waiting for our men." i »on tiling iu preference to the more ele which was always purposely kept emp Our weary way with simple tenderness! gant one which a beauty-loving nature “ Yes. yes. I presume you have a ty. was one of Mr. Marsdeu’s ingenious —San Francisco Argonaut. may cry out for. She must often curb written authority?’ ideas for throwing burglars off the with a stern hand her natural gener "Certainly, sir." scent, being fixed in a prominent po osity of spirit, and forbear giving to the And the plain-clothes gentlemen drew sition to nftraet noti«*e. while other A "S A F E " A F F A IR . friend or cause she hives, or at most from their breast pockets the author safes containing the valuables were far strive to content herself with a meager, ized official document bearing the name away from the rooms in ordinary use. almost shabby token. “ I never have Philip Maraden. senior partner of of the chief o f the department, which The pseudo-detective officers are in Marsdcii \ Rylotty. bankers, «at alone was quite satisfactory. had enough money with which to run safe custody now. They have their my household comfortably. I have had I one eveniug in his counting house. The "A fte r consulting with our superi regular “ drills." aud Instead o f picking to plan ami contrive iu order to get season had I* m * u a very prosperous one. ors." continued the officer, “ we think locks, pick oakum.—Liverpool Mercury. fo r much money had changed hands that the plan we have, suggested, with OI.DXST PAIR OF TWIX* IX AMERICA. something out o f every cent In the «lol-1 lar." said one, considered a tin«* house through the unsettled htate of the pub your perm is« ion, the most likely to in A RUSH T O G UIANA. Freedom, who died thirty years ago. wife and manager (and sin* was), who lic uiiud. occasioned by bank failures sure success. W e should like you to aud she has had five children. O f th«^se lived in fine style in a handsome man-1 and the explosions of public companies, furnish us with your private address, A C aliforn ian '» Letter Drew Crowds only one is living. Kimball Woods, a slou. It brings lines all too soon to j to tlie G old-Field». but Marsden Kylotty’s bank bad so as to communicate with you during Luti' prominent « itizen of Belfast. Eighteen Owing to the unsettled state o f affairs women's fa« «*s, and gives to many eyes stood iinuhnken. for it was conducted the night, should your servants be re years ago she went to live with her sou MISS MARO A RET REID. In Venezuela. I departed for British ru all too wistful expression. But i t ____________________ upon a Hound financial basis, with a quired." and has been there ever since. also helps to develop valuable qualities sang with great success at many \ large capital, and had become quite an “ Yes. o f course—The Hollies, 15 Wln- Guiana, where life and property were The twins resemble«! each other great secure. On arriving at Georgetown, the which iu a state of more abundance ; vate c*oncerts and musical at bon old-established institution. srauton crescent---- " ly in their girlhood. and many amusing In consequence o f the aforesaid fail "W ell known, sir. That will be suffi beautiful capital o f the colony, with stories are t«»l«l of mistakes in their - m* women would never have shown. This is her first visit to London, «J about sixty thousand inhabitants. I It sharpens invention, ingenuity aud the warmth o f the reception, publictj ures, the receipts at Marsden’s had ex cient, thank you.” * identity made by th«*ir friends. Owing . «• fuIu* v>. and. like many a disagm*- prlvute. that has be«*ii given her i panded enormously, and Mr. Philip, And the officer jotted It down quick found a hundred Californio miners to illness. Mrs. Wood has grown slim able Thing in life, teaches patience and be a guarantee of many returns toil strand«*«! ami full o f iudignation. They whose heart and soul were in the life ly in his pocket book. and smaller than her sister, who is iD self-denial. big city. Her last operatic success * long work w hich his great grandfather After pointing but a ponderous iron hail ln»eii lure«I to Guiaua by a letter robust health. iu Mine. Patti’s great part «>f Zerllu^ founded, fivqiiently drove across and safe which be hoped the villains would which had found wide circulation in Kan a Campaign of Hnill«*«*. the newspapers of tin* Pacific coast. A She threaten» I ataved lieliind for an hour or so of late not turn their attention to. Philip Mars To Mrs. Jessie Brace Weber belongs "Don Giovanni." BERTRAM A. HART man who had served as <*ook iu a Cali to glance through the transactions of den bade them good evening, requesting the honor of being the first woman to make Kuglnud her future home. the day carefully aud quietly. It was them to let him know* the instant he fornia mining camp had gone to Guiana Y o u n g A t h l e t e W h o H a * O b t a i n e d a break a political slate in Missouri. At F i r n t C h o s e n W o m a n Elector. N a tio n a l R ep utation . ami had found a good position as man perhaps a little indiscreet so far as his was wanted. the recent Democratic convention In Mrs. Sarah Malloy, of C'heyenDij ager of a placer-mine on the Barinm Few athletes have attained the prom- J o f f e r - C i t y her father. Judge Theo health was concerned, for Philip was He departed in a feverish state of Wyo., has been chosen a President^ traveling toward the “ sundown" of anxiety, wondering, naturally, what River. Klat«*«I by his goo«l fortune, he ln«*nce of a national reputation in so dore Brace, was renominated for the Elector by the Republicans of Wy« wrote a glowing account of his pros- short a time as Bertram A. Harr, who Supremo Court against very strong life, having paused his thr**e score years the night would bring forth. ing. lM»ing the first woman in the Pai| pecta to his w ife in California. She won the championship of America in and ten. IIis medical adviser had fre Now, directly the old geutleman had showed the letter to the «»ditor o f the the one mile swimming race at Wayne. opj--s lion, and chiefly through the ef- te«l States to attain that high positM quently enjoined him to avoid mental left the real character o f the pseudo This is the most pronounced victory foil Before the or physical exertion, but when the police officers was apparent. It was local paper, who published it as an Pa., near Philadelphia. tlu* cause of woman's suffrage m fq championship events at Wayne. Han item o f im|H»rtant mining news. banker laughed and pooh-poohed tin* quite true that a notorious "little " gang record«*«!, and marks an era in thep was little knowu excepting in certain This letter within a short time ha«l IdeM the doctor, with m merry twinkle of bank rob lfrs contemplated an attack ical progress of the female sex. It red the effc< t of starting groups of men parts o f the West, although tho»* who In hi« eye. prophesied that Marsden on the hank that night, and those izes the wildest dream* of Mrs. ! from the coast mining fi«*l«ls, some of knew him or ha«l seen him perform io would assuredly die iu the harness. B. Anthony and the other pronoi scoundrels were actually none others them even from British Columbia. It the water r«»alize«l be had a great The latter almost Isdieved it. too. advocate* o f woman's rights. Fa than themselves! Their warrants were was a time of «leprension in the mining aquatic future liefore him. The be*: Bight while admitting that his intellect was forgeries, aud the sergeant’s uniform this noniillation to the choice of a « in<histri«*s o f the Pacific coast, and a 4 thing he hud «lone up to the time Le not so keen, his judgment and discrimi an for Governor o f a State is now oolj the perfection o f imitation to the last great many min«»rs were out of employ went east as a representative of the & nating faculties not quite so clear, nor ] button. No time was to he lost. From a step, aud the possibility of a ferna ment. Though the writer of the letter Chicago Athletic Association was a his «trengtli what it was some forty j the coattail pockets of the sergeaur President seated in the White Hoi victory at Oconomowoc. Wis.. when he had no intention of attracting others years back. lie had tieen a master i came some o f the finest tempered steel at Washington looms up with startling to his El Dorado, the Californians, who swam fast enough to justify the many financier in his early days at the bank, | drills and other implements for forcing clearness. That Wyoming should h had assmm*d that it woul«l be as easy good opinions that were expressed conjuring with monetary problems as and lioring iron safes that ever graced been the first to break down the I to prospect for gold in Guiana ns in about him. Hurt was born in London, !>oys do with marbles, and giving flic the |M*rson of the most experienced crib California, regarded him as the author Knglaud. in 1870. and tix»k to swim that kept woman out of the Eleetoi strictest attention to the work ami to College was to have been cxpecteil cracker. Deftly manufacture«! skele of their m 1 m lv«»ntlire, aud indulgeil ming naturally at an «»arly age. He the secure custody o f the documents was here that the political equalityi| ton keys for picking the la»st ami most freely iu threats <*f vengeance. No showe«! such goo«t form when lb years a ml cash within its walls. Some very the sexes was first r«»« (»gnixed. complicated lo«*ks were brought forth; harm came to him. however, because it old that he was entered iu the half-mile » ' r si . Ingenious devices iu the construction of in short, everything needed for a thor is not h light matter to violate the laws race for the championship of England. Malloy has been active In politics e the building ami its rooms were attrib since Wyom ing adopted woman i in British Guiana. As these stranded He was not fast enough to finish better ough. daring and successful burglary. L *-'- « utable to his foresight, artifice and care. frage. She was one of the first worker than fourth, however, in a large field, “ W e’ ve got a long night's work, Char miners bad no money, they were unable Marsden was a dear old gentleman, in the cause iu the West, and help more* or That was considered an excellent per- to prospect, which requires MRS. JF.MSIK BRACK W EBER. lie. I’ m afraid." said one. “ It’s now !> materially to secure the adoption by tl genial, happy. and exceedingly kind to l«-ss oxim - iim I vp outfit: it nil tlioy could not formanee for so jronug a man. He --led o'clock, ami if we get through this safe forte of Ids daughter Although ........ . the stulT in his employ, w ho. in return, Legislature of what was then theT asaln the following; year. 1890, in the under ten hours we're lucky. W e must find employment Iu the dlitKln«;-« for the the most prominent jurists who ever tory o f Wyom ing of the law givl performed their duties to the very let ie:i moii that white men are not em same fixture, but could not improve his set to work with a will.” sat U |K 1| | a western bench, it seemed woman the franchise. " I f wearef ter. knowing the esteem in which their ployed ou the placer», except as mnn- position, acain finishing fourth after a that Judge Rra.-e was going to he de enough.” she argue«!, "to raise id A«*oordlngl.v the "sergeant” speedily •errice« were held and *ut»stniiihilly ¡incrs; and In fact nearly all the mnn- desjierate race, in which the winner fe a t«!. lie,-ause he and Frank IMtts. train the boys who are to go up to tl turned his att«»utlon t«» the back prem recognised. a gels, like the laborer», are colored came dose to n-cord time. His parenta ises with a view to a hurried escape then came to America, coin«; first to the unopposed candidate for the nonii- The moments wore on. ami Mr. Mars men. den with a yawu. rose from hi« s«*at. should they la* disturbed, while the two The Californians had areal difficulty the South and a year later to Chicago. nation as State Treasurer, came from lia i same county. To put two men and was Just about to depurt when h others direct«»«! theirs to the huge Iron in eettiiiy away: some of them reached He uses a long overhand stroke In his J ith i fcknock at the side door of the office de safe spoken o f by the banker. Drills home a* stowaways: a very few ob- races, and during a stroke his entire froui ,lle 8ame county on one ticket was ' trau manded his attention. Upon opening were «pilckly applied t»ebin<l the hing«*s taim .l situations. One of them was body and head are submerged. He ob- something unheard of. None of tlic ilQls. wise geographers ever supposed it could the door a j>ollee sergeant and two stal of tile «loor. ami hiring began in real encaged for six months as manager of -g< be done: but It was done. Mrs. Jessie wart officers in plaiu clothes confront earnest, for th«*se “ gentlemen" burglars a placer-mine ou the I'otnro River, khtly c knew pretty well everything worth Brace Weber was the handsome teach ed him p knov owned by a syndicate of colored men. er who taught the politicians the less«in. fcicness “ You are Mr. Marsden. I believe, sir. knowing as to the construction of most which produced fiom three hundred to le, but Mrs. Weber took charge of her father's the head of the bank?*' inquired the safiY« in use. four hundred ounces of gold a month. oof tl campaign frqm the start, and her wide Progress was very »low at first, but He fell III Jnat as his time was up. sergeant in an anxious undertone. Bily b State acquaintanceship made her a the m«'ti never ceased. Drill, drill, drill, When he recovered he Invested his sav- , •That la so. 1 am Mr. Marsden." I remov most valuable manager. A few days nedy - " I have some most important evi on went the work almost in silence. incs in an outfit, and started up the before the convention she opened head hwywh dence to communicate. If you will grant Now and then just a short spell for a Cujrunl River, hut found nothin«;. An 'oval, quarters at the Madison House and "breather." Midnight arrive«!, and a other man secured a situation partly us a few minutes in private, sir." a flung her father's banner to the breeze. I "Indeed! Certainly Step Inside. little b«*tter progress, for they labored through the fact o f his being; a free i rem M It was a campaign of smiles. The dele And these two gentlemen, who might harder than ever. One. 2. 3 o’clock, mason.-Century. leanlin« gate called, w as charmed and before he they beT* asked the lainker, turning ami now the huge iron door began to A P r o fit a b le H u r g .ln . yield aud crack a little. left the smiling campaigner had in an ; on his heel. li impôt MRS. S A R A H MALI.OT. Mr. Wood, slater, o f Laurencekirk, nal ef ‘Tough work. Jim. But It’ll pay us artless way coaxed a promise that he I "T w o detective officer* engaged upon polls and vote, then we ought purchased at a sale a bundle of five ■•e, U would vote for father. No Missouri i their doty.** replied the sergeant, and iu the end. old fellow. Keep it up. We i, whi. to be good enough to vote oiirselvrt 1 man—Dot even a politician—ever broke I the trio were quickly ushered into the must finish It by o’clock, for perhaps luKiks, one of whii-h was described by V bmia F some blessed office cleaner may be here, the auctioneer as Burns' Poems. The W i e l d i n g n K . n Correctly. his promise when given to a Missouri private sanctum of the hanker. Ni reput sum paid for the lot was about five The average man or woman, woman, and the nomination of Judge “ I am staying rather later than usual or people be moving outside.*’ ’Mn t / Four o'clock, anil a good aperture cents. The volumes were stored away Brace, in a storm of enthusiasm, was in from a walk or snatching » I the to-night; It Is fortunate I had not gone." »er rei the feature of the convention. I f Mrs. minutes' rest from some exertion, 1 “ Very fortunate, for our visit con was made. Five o’clock, and they were until lately, when Mr. Wood noticed RF .R T K AM A . H A R T . dieted perspiring like blacksmiths at a forge that a high price had l»een paid for a cerns you most seriously." Welier cried a little over her victory! seize a fan and ply it with frantic fit f be t "Indeed!" said Mr. Philip, opening his in July, and they worked like demons copy o f the Kilmarnock edition o f tains breath by bringing his head out of ,hl" " •'* l'.-r privilege as a woman,'¡t m e very effort tnakes the last ■iridai with their «Irllls ami levers. Presently, Burns, and remembering that his copy the water at the completion o f the pow- not in ,lle l''ast “ Iter the fact that worse than the first, anil the com ey«w widely and fmpping his gold-rim eahou with a united and terrific effort, the was printed at Kilmarnock, he brought erful kick with the legs. His endur- s1"* 1,1 n * hrf,w«l political manager, and breeze blowing on the fnec c*®* tiled spectacle* up on his forehead. rill-inf. ■ atar it under the notice o f Mr. Ureig, bank- ance is marvelous and easily accounts that hpr «'harming smile and the worn- anything, a heat more -Iis.-life** "Yes. sir. from Information which has outer «l«a>r was l«>o«ened from its sock than the first flush of discomfort «and er. Laurencekirk, who pronounced the for his haring American records to his anlv wll,«(om which tanght her how to come into our |mss*»ssio!i. ami which I ets. credit. are ns old as history, and ,be* , “ Good!" mutter«»«! one. as they gra«l- book otic of the original Kilmarnock must ask you in the in tenets of public manage men won a rletorv over the justice not to divulge, but to afTonl us ually, yet laboriously, lowered the edition«, an«! further, that an Inscrip most clever political managers in the Kgyptiana well knew their use, b®* N o t to Be C h ested . not imiMissible to imagine tbonen**^ State. what assistance you can. 1 have to In mighty piece o f metal to the ground. tion was probably in the bard's own \ Healer— I'll sell you that wheel for queens o f ancient «lays perttdtfinl form you that a daring robliery i« con "The inner compartment Is very short handwriting The volume was sent to •50- 1* weighs twenty-two pounds. their presei presence anything so vigoj^ \ verv U ? .1 " e ' • einK- I meir Bonthby's. where a great sale o f tx »k * work. cWunimle.” templated ii|mn your bank to-night.** Rube Scndder «from Fearfoss Cross cirrio i *■ ’,t° " t wom* n- who | undignified as the modern metnos "Never!** said Mr Marsden. starting And so It proved, for with the utmost had just lieen concluded, when, for his roads«—Why. my boy Ab bought one cam e, her gowns as a dneheas Is sup- fanning. Languor, ease. aghast. "W hy. these premises are dexterity one pried the look as the oth 2d worth, Mr. Wood has obtained $350. for *2T. t'other day that neighed ninety P«>s«'.l to carry hers, explains her the- _______________ __________ moderation not only make a proof against anything." er. with a thin chisel as hard as a«la- pounds. You can t soak me, by gum; N o th in g to T h em . a stout'i '¡. ' i . I I* n«> use in | fanning herself a pleasing s***1 “ You may think so. but you don't mant, start«il forcing the door. —J udge. First Moth For heaven's sake, let's mav drnv A thin woman look upon, bnt they alone girt tic know the*«* men. To go Into the mat “One more wrench. Jim. and then for get back to the city where 1 can get a How It A lfrcts H e rr but tb - t * n-T* makp a waist. | fanner an appreciable sense«« ter. sir, It came about In this way: We the spoil!" And he nibbed his hands mu the stout woman ha, already too fort. On a twenty-mile run Miss Brtty dei-ent meal. were on the acent of a notorious little with gl«H\ much aboo* my my hips h i \ p s ---------------------- —¡Mitel Starts ont. looking witchingly pretty Second Moth—What's the matter? , . waist. I wear "bon* a baud strnmr lin^o i.. .. is . . fast p' ! 1 be surface o f the «ea is estim* gang of three expert bank robbers and Clang: And open flew the door. But And the shine of the sun. • baud of of strong linen, ,. which First Moth I haven't struck anything safe-breakers a abort time alnce. and what? Ere the hot day i, done. 1VI.000,000 square miles ukln* . ened with strong safety pins. It i s : but bathlug suits since I came here.— L'l<Srr Makes her frowzled and tousled thorough smart fellows, too. But, un Foiled! Frustrated! Baffled! The New York World. Comfortable, keeps the stomach down Whole surface of the glooe *t And hopelessly, vulgarly sweaty. fortunately. we only succee«l«N| in ruu- safe was empty! and pushes th.- flesh up |n the Kick 000. and its greatest depth suPP1 —Indianapolis Jonrnal. ning one to earth—the others eludeil The scoundrels, who had Instantly It keeps the skirt nice. No skirt will e«iuals the height o f the highri® 1 W o r k e d B o t h M o t io n s , tain, or four mile«. The *’* ' C .A j us. The prisoner was convlct«»d and dir«*! their hands Into the interior, bank well . „ e r a dozen wearing* Hi* Companion. Squijdlg— My w ife called up by covers 78.000.000 squarp mile«- " , «hntenccd to ten years’ penal aerrltmle; shrank back aghast, sweating ami telephone thin morning. “ Last night I took a long stroll with ll«Bc T " " ‘! ,0° ‘* r* e ln ,ro,,, a "'1 (<m the ou«? 1 love best In all the world.' but. like similar case* we have known. pouring onrara upon the old banker » little large |n the hack. Then I hare lantic 25,000.000, the Medlter McBwllligeu \Y'hat for? •R i ___ It snbsequchtly came to his knowledge hea«l. '•1 should think you would get tired I * ° od corwt»- with a strong steel 000.000. stqulldlg—To call me dowik—-Ex "Bah! the old blackguard! He has change. that his confederates bad alnce bis in \ of walk ng by yourself. -Exchange. I 0" “ ..0» f~ « «ad flexible bone» on Hadrian was the first Rot»** 1 tie aide. , nd in the back. Mv corset peror to wear • beard. W !
