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F Page 7 E A S T E R N C LA C K A M A S N E W S , TH U R SD AY, OCTOBER (>. 1927 JU ST HUMANS >JV ^ By QEUE CARR O ccasio n F o u n d S iste r E q u ip p e d With Thrust SO M ETH IN G T O T H IN K A B O U T ! • By F. A. W A L K E R WATCHING THE CLOCK OW far back the measurement ot times goes Is lost In the unrecord ed events of prehistoric times. It Is altogether probable that early man reckoned the passage of time by the length of shadows cast on the ground and later perhaps an instrument sim ilar to the hour glass served to meas ure the divisions of the day. Certain it is that clocks as we know them were not invented until the Ninth century and tlie credit for the idea is given to a man of Verona named Paclficus. Like all things mortal the clock had faults as well as virtues. Be fore the hours were automatically measured for him man worked until he was tired and then “called it a day.” With the coming of tiie clock he began measuring his efforts by time and acquired the habit of “ watching the clock.” H T h e D o c to r In fair weather or foul, zero nights or rainy days, I have always found that my car starts instantly and performs perfecdy with Cham p io n Spark Plu gs— they’re dependable. Champion is the better spark plug because of its double-ribbed silliman- ite core — its two-piece construction and its spe cial analysis electrodes. Champion X « for Ford* 60¿ Champion— Cars other than Forda 75 1 . C h a m p io n ©McClure Newspaper Syndicate SpartC Plugs I "H O W D Y , O L ’ T IM E R ? ” " K . 0., O L ' M A N ! ” TOLEDO, OHIO For your protection be ture the Champions you b u y a re in the original Champion cartons. 1 S C H O O L F O R M EN BE A L IT T L E “G R E E N !” Training to, BUSINESS, TRADES o, PROFESSIONS Enroll any time. Send fo r literature. O R EG O N IN S T IT U T E O F T E C H N O L O O t X. M .0. A. lililí " T h e c h a r a c t e r o f a ll w o r k d ep en d s upon th e In t e llig e n c e o f th e p erso n w h o p e r fo r m s It.” Portland, Oregon By E V E L Y N GAGE BROWNE Strange Individual Z it An East Orand boulevard resident received a shock recently when u mo torist, who proved to he from out ol town, knocked at the door and said he lmd accidentally collided with a parked car In front of !he house. In answer to the motorist’s request to make It right the resident said: “ I can sea that the car Isn’t hurt much, but If It were, I wouldn’t charge you a thing. You're the fifth man to hit that car but the first one to stop and own up to It.”—Detroit News. T DOES’N T matter where you go. You're bound to meet the chap Who thinks that what he doesn't know Isn't worth a rap. I But there's a lot to loam, and so It’s easy to be seen, That just as all things green must grow. We must be a little "green.” P e o p le w h o a re m ost bu sy a re m ost h a p p y and c o n te n te d in life . Labor Ir i t s e l f is the g r e a t e s t b le s s in g to m an kin d. SOMETHING GOOD ARE growing to appreciate W E more and more the value of veg etables of all kinds in our diet. We lenrn that we should serve at least one green vegetable daily to our fami lies, and more is better. V e g e ta b le T a m a le L oa f. G o t His M oney Back In plowing near Fairlee, Md., a farmer turned up a pocketbook which he had lost two years ago while at | work In the same spot. The wallet | was practically decayed and a $5 bill It contained had fallen Into seven FOR THE GOOSE— pieces. The money was forwurded to 1 O A worrisome woman, even a dia Washington to be redeemed for the mond Is only one more thing to benefit of the owner. worry about. T A c tiv e ly Engaged Mae— Don’t overexert yourself. John— Thanks. I find It terribly hard to keep from kissing you. CHILDREN CRY ‘ FOR “CASJORIfl” Especially Prepared for Infants When your girl friend starts ravin' about tier new boyish bob, remernlier the fox that got his tail cut off In the trap, went around sayin' how much cooler It was. The darllngest mole In the world, once It starts getttn' big, Is nothin’ but a wart. FOR THE GANDER— I f you loan a woman money and don't leave her pay you back, she Is insulted. But If you do, she Is disap pointed. and Children o f A ll Ages When a girl starts treatin’ you had, Mother! Fletcher's Castorla has you gotta consider seriously whether been in use for over 30 years to re to leave her walk on you, or tell her lieve babies and children of Constipa where she gets off. tion, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diar rhea ; allaying Feverishness arising It all depends on whether you want therefrom, and, _ by regulating the to be discarded from strength or Stomach and Bowels, nlds the assimi weakness. (C opyrigh t.) lation of Food; giving natural sleep without opiates. The genuine bears signature of 00 YOU SUFFER FROM já There Is one certain thing; no creature uot endowed with more than two eyes can watch ids job and the clock at the same time. When a man is looking at a clock his M e interest is the answer to the question, “ What time is it?” The most eflicient oliice In Wash ington during the war was one par ticular division of the Navy depart ment. In that big room there was neither a calendar nor a clock. The head of that bureau said to the writer: “ I do not want any one here who cares what day it is or what time it is. The measure of a day here is the finishing of the work in hand, then we can all go home.” D o You Know •??~That £ expression "eavesdropper” T HE lmd its origin In Saxon times when ASTH J w 3 Reneratfons have found re lief In Oliva Tar. Rootl ing and healing to membranes of throat and lun*>- H A L L A RU C K E L. New York Green’s August Rower (a a mild laxative? and has been in us« fo r sixty years for the relief o f con stlpatlon, Indigestion and similar stom ach disorders. A trial w ill convinc you o f its merit. 30c and 90c bottle.1 A t all druggists. G. G. Green, Inc. j Woodbury, N. J. the owners of private estates were not allowed to cultivate their possessions to the extremity, but were obliged to leave a spnee for the eaves. This space wns known as the eaves-drip. An eavesdropper Is one who stands under the eaves-drip, or near a win dow or door of the house to overhear what is being said Inside the house. And so “ eavesdropper" has come to denote one who listens secretly to what Is told in private.— Anna S. Turnqulst. (© . 1927. Western Newspaper Union.) ----- o -------- G!DUG\GJ° Deafness—Head Noises PEUEyED B Y LEONARD EAR OIL INSERT IN NOSTRILS At All Druggist*. Frlc* f 1 Folder about ••DEAFNESS'9 on ms¡ a . o. u t m i n . ree. 7o f if t h a v i . n . t . '• I CARBUNCLESSiiiDEATH Boil* and carbuncles cauee a^ony, sometimes death. Take no chances with beme-tnade poul tices or expensive operations. One application of CARB O IL (a scientific antiseptic) quickly stops pain and draws out core Get n eenerou 60c box from your druggist today and keep It on hand. Money back i f not satisfied. Don’t accept substitutes—ask fo r CARBOIL by name. <? • P U R L O C K - N E A L C O .. NASH VIl.Lr.TKN M . For Barbed Wire Cuts Tr; Money back far first bottle If sot suited. Ail M e : Don’t be a clock watcher. Work while you work with so much energy, so much interest, so much Intensity that time doesn’t matter. Play when you play with so much abandon, so much enjoyment, so much enthusiasm that the day passes with out your measurement The man who measures time in cycles or circles is wrong. Time must be computed in a straight line along which there is no backward motion. You can never have yesterday again. If you wasted it, try and make today do double duty. Hut you can’t do that If you watch the clock. ( © by M cC lu re N ew sp a p er S y n d ic a te .) Ste a k and ------- O-------- P e p p e rs. Spread over a round steak the fol lowing mixture: A cupful of broad crmnbs. one small onion, one cupful each of fresh tomato and green pep pers chopped. Season with salt, cay enne pepper and a hit of poultry dressing. Roll up nnd tie nnd pour over a little tomato juice. Cover tightly and cook slowly for three hours. Add more tomato juice, bast ing the meat occasionally. Use suet while cooking or butter to give flavor if the steak lacks fat. A p r ic o t J e lly . Take one pound of dried apricots, wash and cover with cold water, let them s<*nk overnight. Cook with one cupful of sugar In the same water in which they were soaked. Strain through a fine sieve. While hot add two tablespoon fuls of gelatin which lias been softened in cold water. Mold and when chilled serve with whipped cream. Sherbet is delicious made from apricots; add water nnd a bit of lemon juice and freeze. S tu ffe d P e p p e r * W it h Beef. Parboil six green peppers for five minutes, then stuff with a mixture of cooked rice, rare roast beef or steak seasoned nnd chopped nnd moistened with brown sauce or soup stock. Cover the peppers with buttered crumbs, place in n baking pan nnd baste with broth while baking Serve with brown sauce. A p p le C u s t a r d r W H E N I W AS T W E N T Y -O N E BY AT JO SEPH So far as Flippant Flo, the men what as they keep I have observed." says “ it doesn’t matter to the women wear so long their affections warm." Not Own T TH IS time my brother. Sam. nnd I were managing road companies It was almost Impossible then for in dependent managers to get a house in which to play for even one night, the theaters being controlled by a syndi cate, and we soon ran up against this snag. Ail the best theaters were closed to us, so we got hold of obi run-down places and fixed them up as well as we could. We rented balls anything we could find, so we could play our companies.— Lee Shuhort. T O D A Y :—As if destiny had played a designing hand in the case, the Shu berts own and direct more theaters In this country than anyone else In the theatrical profession, and have the greatest theatrical organization In l he world. Tiie Sliuberts are also the producers of numerous plays ami musical pieces every year, among them such almost institutional productions as the Win ter Garden shows. A a x 1927. W estern Reward Goes Begging N ew spaper Uni a .) |TC«| BABIES LOVE m x m w 0W 3 syrup Tbe I of an Is’ and Children’* regulator Pleasant to give—pleasant to take. Cua-antcetl purely veg- etnhlean'1 absolutely harmless. I t quickly oVercom- s colic, diarrhoea, flatulency and other like disorders, i The o p e n published i f formula appears on 'tK . every label. 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Huebcar, deserted, calmly walked home to get a bite to eat. INFLAMED LIDS It Increases tha irritai Use M ITCH KLL t SALVE, " simple, t pendutili', safe remci 25c at all druggists. Il all A Battei, BswYurlc W . N. U., P O R T L A N D , N O . 4 0 -1 9 2 7 . In a Musical Voice Breaking in a Husband “ I told my husband about those gowns that are selling for a song.” “ What did he say?’’ *TIe said that if I expected him to furnish the notes I’d better change my tune.” The perils a prospective husband of Jersey City is willing to undergo, us related by u news dispatch from that town: “ Married In a lion’s cage, Ernest F. Gervnis, chauffeur, and Ills bride aro on their honeymoon with a substantial gift of cash and furniture. The Lions club arranged matters. A trainer kept sharp watch on three lionesses, but they sat perfectly still.” —American Mercury. 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You may use my statement as a testimonial, and I will answer any letters sent to me by women who would liko information regarding your medicines.” There are women in your state—• perhaps in your town—who have writ ten letters similar to this one telling how much Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound has helped them. Tho Pinkham Mediclrs Company, Lynn, Mass., will gladly furnish other women with these names upon request. Hack In 1893 Mine. Aiina-EmUle • iuzmnn left 100.090 francs to the French Academy of Science to He awarded to the first scientist who would communicate with another planet, Mars excluded. During the 34 years since tills prize, It has caused more trouble for the academy than all Its other duties combined. Thou sands have claimed the award. Let ters have come from all pints of the earth purporting to prove the writers had communicated with other worlds. The academy would like to get rid of the money, but ooesn’t know how. legally. vT / VJ! Pie. Blanch, chop and pound two-thirds of a cupful of nlrrmnds In a mortar Add gradually four tablespoonful« of water and one-eighth of a tenspoonful of snlt. then add three cupfuls o f stock, chicken or veal, one small «Hood onion, three stalks of celery, let sim mer one hour, rub through a sieve. Melt three tablespoon fuls of butter and the same of flour, then pour on gradually the hot liquor: add a pint o f scalded milk, one cupful of cream and snlt nnd-pepper to taste. Serve win '•rontons. CofUDc ...id Has Restored the Health of Thouaands Tots N otice Those Things KAYE 2 1 : — L e e S h u b e r t D id O n e T h e a te r. L ’/ l I a F. Pinkharrt’* Vegetable Sarah— You said you’d do anything for me? Ted— Yes, dear. Sarah— All right. Make love to Grace nnd let me cut her out. SAY “ BAYER ASPI RIN” - Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on tablets, you are nc! getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin prescribed by physi cians and proved safe by millions over 25 years for A lm o n d S o u p . **Rub Back o f Ears” Hanford’s Balsam of Myr Chop and brown one-fourth of a pound of salt pork with one onion or with a clove of garlic finely minced. Add one quart of tomatoes, a can of corn or hominy, one tablespoonful of chill powder, three tablespoonfuls of oil, one tablespoonful each of butter nnd salt. Heat to the boiling point, then add one and one-fourth cupfuls of milk and vone and one-half cupfuls of yellow corn meal, cook ten minutes, stirring constantly. Remove from tlie fire, add three well-beaten eggs, one cupful each of minced ripe olives nnd seedless raisins. Bake one hour. No truly in-earnest worker was ever able to quite finish his day’s task. There always remains some portion upon which he would like to spend a little longer time. The reason the not-in-enrnest work er watches the clock is because his heart is not in Ids Ichors and his pride is not In their results. HELP FOR SICK WOMEN "A lot of modern writers— Samuel Sutler, Bernard Shaw, Wells and so • »n—preach that family life is a farce, hat relatives are more apt to hate ban love each other, and therefore own with marriage. The speaker was Lester Scott, ex •cutive secretary of tlie Camp Fire Girls. He continued: “These writers are nil wrong, ot course. I told one of them so the other day, and the best he could do was to come back at me with an anecdote. Hut anecdotes, as 1 told blm, prove nothing. It was an anecdote about two sisters. They sat on a moonlit pier, and a wealthy bachelor sat between them. The older sister looked up into the bachelor’s eyes and said in a far away voice: “ ‘I have always had n presenti ment that 1 would die young.’ ♦‘She drew a deep breath and nestled closer to the bachelor, and then the other sister said dryly in the silence: “ ‘Hut you didn’t, did you7’ ” Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago Pain Neuralgia Toothache Rheumatism DO ES N O T A FFE C T T H E HEART vVHY D O W E F E E L C R O S S A N P T I R E D IN A C R O W D E D R O O M ? V ~LlPt T he a ir s u p p ly is not e n o u g h F o r e v e ry o n e to get A go od s u p p ly of o x y g e n And that *• why we fume and fre» fot>vrt*ht > nn,v ‘ ‘ K t - i t ” pack '• which contains proven directions. mark (J Randy ‘‘ Mayor” boxea of 12 tablet*. Also bottles of 24 and 100— Druggists, Uqw Munifactur« of iloaoacttlcacldi >*fe* of Salieri ae»<i