Image provided by: Portland General Electric; Portland, OR.
About Estacada progress. (Estacada, Or.) 1908-1916 | View Entire Issue (July 21, 1910)
111, U e l l i i l t l o n . Say! Where’s that Pig? I f th « r« its a p i* l« ft In a n y c o rn e r o f th e N o r th w e s t w e w a n t It. W e w a n t a s m uch d resse d po rk a s w e c a n possibly g e t. W e will p a y a s follow s f o r p ro d u ce . W e n e v e r ta k e off com m ission. S h ip by e x p re ss: D re ss e d P o rk .............................. D ea se d V e a l................................. F re sh l.'pgi, ............................... L ive C h ic k e n s H e n s .................... 12^-c i(jt. 26c S p r i n g C h i c k e n s .............................. 17 c 20e A d d re ss a ll sh ip m e n ts , F R A N K L. SM ITH MEAT CO. “F ig h tin g th e B eef T ru s t” PORTLAND, OREGON At a London board school th e te a c h e r had exp lain ed to th e ch ild ren th* m ean in g of th e w ord ‘'a b ility .” “Now c h ild re n ,” she w ent on, "w h a t word! would express the opposite to ability ?" A sh a rp faced little boy a t the end .V FOREST FIRES RAGE in a s h o rt tim e by u sin g In 50-cent c a n s only. A d d re ss PLUM M ER DRU G COM PANY T h ird a n d M a d iso n P o rtlan d , Or Keister’s Ladies Tailoring College C u ttin g , F ittin g , D ra ftin g , D esign ing, T ailo rin g a n a D ressm ak in g ta u g h t. S tric tly u p -to -d a te in e v e ry s ty le and fash io n . W rite fo r te rm s. 143 1-2 Eleventh St Portland, Oregon REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; u se C RESCEN T BAKING POWDER 25c. FULL POUND EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN F irs t c la ss w ork at reaso n ab le prices. F re e ex a m in a tio n a n d p e rfe c tly fitted (Hasses as low as I l a F i n a l Mlnjfe. M r. D o r k i n s — M aria, I t h i n k I c a n m a k e th is din in g ta b le la st a w hili l o n g e r by r e p l a c i n g a fe w o f t h e top b o a rd s w ith new ones. M rs. D o r k i n s — W ell, go a h e a d a n d p a t c h t h e t o p o f t h e o ld t h i n g u p If y o u t h i n k you can. h u t ' I w a n t y o u to u n d e r s t a n d t h a t I P s o n I ts l a s t le gs. S ta g e M a n a g e r— Do you know , my i d e a r sir, t h a t n o t m o r e t h a n o n e p la y | In f i f t y Is a s u c c e s s ? M en Die a s H e r o e s . A m b i t i o u s A u t h o r — Y es, sir, b u t t h a t N elson, ,B. C .— L e a v in g s a fe ty to d o e s n ’t s c a r e m e . T h i s p l a y i s o n e of look a f te r o th e rs, F o re m a n C h a rles a thousand. N orm an, o f th e L ucky J im m ine a t K aslo, lo st h is life in a bush fire T D V I I I I D I f t I C When Your Eyes w hich, fa n n ed by a high w ind, sw e p t o v er th e m ine. F o u r o th e r m en w ere E Y E R E M E D Y y .. win ui. n su ffocated and a b o u t 30 escaped. Liquid Form, 25c, 50c. Salve Tubes, 25c, $1.00. A p a rty o f p ro m in e n t m in in g m en, in clu d in g F in e c a n e , M iller and Colonel fro m S pokane and W e b s te r; PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. L D o avidson, p er and P ro c to r, o f N elson, on com o f P o rtla n d , O regon in g o u t o f tu n n e l No. 5, noticed fire FURNISHES HELP EREE rap id ly a p p ro ach in g . T hey w e n t to TO EMPLOYERS W h ite w a te r and assiste d to g e t th e M ain office. 12 N o rth Second S t. Main 5670: A 1405 w om en and ch ild ren aw ay . N orm an I n d ie s D ep t. 206Mi M orrison S t. M ain 10tí2; A 2064 I w e n t to th e m in e cam p to w arn th e P h o n e o r w ire o rd e rs a t o u r ex p en se. m en in th e c a b in s. O tto S w anson led th e m en to th e b ack o f tu n n el N o. 4. ASTH M A AND HAY FEVER N o t b e in g room th e re fo r ail, se v e ra l a r e quickly Relieved by Wyatt’s Asthma j w e n t to a n o th e r p a r t o f th e tu n n el, Remedy. G u a ra n te e d o r m oney re fu n d w h ere sm oke w as sw e p t t h r o u g h . the ed. A sk y o u r d ru g g is t p r send six v e n tila tin g ch a m b e rs,* su ffo c a tin g Col. ce n ts p o sta g e for F re e S am ple to P e te rso n and W . A. C hesney. D ave J. C. WYATT, Druggist. P e te rso n w as found su ffocated a t an VANCOUVER. WASHINGTON o th e r p o in t. M eanw hile N o rm an w en t to look for T ed L ucas, who is s till m is Un io n P a i n l e s s Dentists sin g . H e w as c u t off by th e flam es and h is body w as found a t th e e n tra n c e to th e tu n n el. m i munmc Nmi c.« F o r e s ts B laze N e a r H o q u iam . H oquiam , W a s h .— A force o f 1,000 lo g g ers is en g a g e d in p a tro llin g th e lo g g in g d is tr ic ts n o rth o f H oquiam to Suite 427, Marquant Building p re v e n t fo re s t fires from b re a k in g o u t F o u r th Floor No d am a g e has been done y e t, O pposite P o rtla n d H otel, P o rtlan d Ore. Full S e t o f T e e th ..................................... $ 5 .0 0 anew . B rid g e W ork o r T e e th w ith o u t P la te s $ 3 5 0 to $ 5 w ith th e e x c e p tio n o f $5,000 w o rth of Gold C ro w n s ........................................... $ 3 . 5 0 to $ 5 .0 0 H ot p re P orcelain C ro w n s ................................. $ 3 .5 0 to $ 5 .0 0 tim b e r d estro y ed S a tu rd a y . o r P o rc ela in F illin g s ............................$ 1 .0 0 Up v a ilin g w e a th e r has a ten d en cy to dry A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE Gold S ilv e r F illin R s.......................................................... 5 0 c to $ 1 .0 0 Best P la te M ade $ 7 .5 0 o u t m osses and b ru sh , m a k in g tim b e r CUT RATES IN es fo r P a in le ss E x tra c tin R w h en o th er e asy p rey to th e flam es. T he te r r ito r y PAINLESS DENTISTRY w o N rk o c is h arR dond. 15 y e a rs ’ G u a r a n te e wi h all w ork P a in le s s E x t r a c t i o n ........ F re e H ours. 8 a. m . to 8 p. m. 2 2 m M orrison S tre e t. burned o v e r is e s tim a te d a t 4,000 S ilv e r F illin g s . . . ' ................. 50c acres. F o re s t fires a re r a g in g in L ittle G o ld F illin g 's .............................75c 22 K. G old C r o w n s ................... %3 N o rth r iv e r c o u n try , located 16 m iles P o r c e la in C r o w n s ...................$3 so u th e a s t o f h ere. M o la r Gold C r o w n s .................$4 $ 2.00 No f a k in g m ethods. B rid g e W o rk , 22 K. G old . .. .*.1 I n la y F ills , P u r e G o l d ..........$2 V e r y N ic e R u b b e r P l a t e ___$4 B e s t R u b b e r P l a t e o n K a r t h ...................................... $7 A L L T ! !:3 W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D . D o n ’t th ro w t o u r m oney a w a y . A d o lla r sav ed is t w o d o lla rs e a rn e d . O u r o rig in a l re lia b le M odern P a in le s s M e th o d s a n d o u r p e r f e c te d office e q u ip - N a m M e ARK d i c O ABSOLUTELY CU RES DR. W HITING’S REMEDIES MANlTFACn RED BY N A T I O N A L M E D I C I N E CO .. L T D 4 2 2 ' ; S h e l l e y B l k . , M o r r i s o n St.. R o o m s 3 a n d 4, P o r l a n d O r P I O' e M i . r - h m iI 2119 I n t n o c e 291 uj M o rriso n , opposite Postoffice an d M e ie r A F ra n k . E stab lish ed in P o rtla n d 10 y e a rs. O pen even in g s u n til 8 a n d S u n d ay s u n til 1 2 :1 0 . for peo p le w h o w o rk . P N U NO. JO—*10 w r i t i n * t o a d v e rtis e r* ple a« « m ention th is paper. U R N 1. A PPEN D IC ITIS REM ED Y T h e o n ly k n o w n e u r e l o r A p p e n d ie it is w lth o - r The Hid o f t h e k n i f e . G iv e s i m m e d i a t e r lie f n n d e ffe c t* ft p e r m a n e n t c u r e in a a b o r t tin .« . P R I C K *5 6. “SPEC IA L ” REMEDY. F o r W o m e n '« A i l m e n t s T u m o r« o f th e Pow e ls . A I ho iM H liete* K id n e y a n d K in d lie r T r o u b le s P R I C K >5. ‘I h ia N e w S c i e n t i f i c W o rk ia a h o m e t r e a t m e n t . W r i t e o r c u l l a n d w e w ill e x p l a i n K te rn a l t r e a t m e n t o n ly . Noxall Foot Rem edy D E S T R O Y S B A D O DO RS A nd »Iv es in s ta n t re lie f fo r te n d e r, b u rn in g , a c h in g a n d sw o llen f e e t. O ne c a p su le w ill g iv e in s ta n t re lie f. T w elv e in a box. P ric o 26 c e n ts , a t y o u r d r u g g is t ’s o r by m ail. A d d re s s D R O. O. FL ET C H E R , F o o t S p e c ia lis t A lls k y B u ild in g , P o r tla n d , O re. SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM UST Pacific Coast Biscuit Company P o rtla n d S e a ttle Spokane A .k to r T heir G o o d , ro d SAVE THESE SWASTIKA END SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE They Will Secure You Many Useful Articles Without Coat th# Henhouse» "tic Six Known Dead and Mil ions Feet oí Timber Gone. and exclaim ed, ‘Ph ase, teach er, nobil it y ! ” — W ork and Play. S p o k an e, W ash. — S ix liv es have been lo st in fires w hich a re r a g in g in C h e e k * f o r t h e C o m m u u low T a b l e . th e d i s tr ic t around S pokane. F o r hu n T he a u th o r of “T he S abbath In P u ri d re d s of m iles in e v e ry d ire c tio n ia a ta n New E n g la n d ” m en tio n s a custom caldron o f flam e, a s e e th in g fu rn a c e w h ich p rev ailed in sev eral New E ng “ I have suffered w ith piles for th irtv w hich is ta k in g its toll o f life and lan d c h u rc h e s th a t m ade It th e duty p ro p e rty . I t th e C oeur d ’A lenes, all of th e deaco ns to w alk up an d down six years. One year ago last A pril I tx?- o v er th e Idaho P an h an d le, in th e Col gan tak in g Cascureta for conati|>ation. In th e aisle s of th e ch u rch a t th e close of the course of a week I noticed th e piles v ille d is tr ic t, n o rth around N elson and each serv ice an d d eliv er to every per began to disapjiear an d a t the en d of six K aslo, f a r w e stw a rd , e x te n d in g cle a r son who in th e ir Judgm ent was fitted weeks they d id n ot trouble me at all. to th e coast, th e fire fiend ia k in g . to com m une a m etal check, w hich e n - ; Cascarets have doue w onders for me. I No re a l e s tim a te can be placed upon tille d him a t th e n ex t celeb ratio n of Sin en tirely cured and feel like a new p ro p e rty loss fro m th e fires. G re a t George K ryder, N apoleon, O. th e L o rd 's su p p e r to join in th e sacred m a n . " tr a c ts o f tim b e r h ave been b urned. In I'h -tu u n t. P a lata b le . P o te n t. T a s te Good. o rd in an ce. On th e com m union Sab th e C oeur d 'A le n e s som e o f th e finest Do Good. N e v e r S ick en . W eaken o r (¡ripe. b ath it was th e deacons’ d u ty to see 10c. 26c. fiOc. N e v e r sold in bulk. T h e g en s ta n d in g tim b e r of th e e n tir e d i s tr ic t u in e ta b le t s ta m p 'd C C C. G u a ra n te e d to th a t every one who presen ted him self h as been w ip ed o u t. F o r m iles in c u re o r y o u r m oney back. a t th e L o rd 's table had th is check and e v e ry d ire c tio n th e m o u n tain s a p p e a r to collect it from the co m m u n ican t be as huge bonfires. N o rth , e a s t, w est fore p assin g to him th e bread and and south o f th is c ity the sa m e condi T h e c o a t l e s s m a n p u t s a c a r e l e s s a r m ! wine. tion e x is ts an d e v e ry d ay th e loss o f 'H o u n d the w a is t of th e h a tle s s g irl | p ro p e rty is g ro w in g g r e a te r and th e W h i l e o v e r t h e d u s t l e s s , m u d l e s s r o a d t A ll to D o O v e r A g a i n . d e a th lis t is b e in g added to, I n a h o r s e le s s w a g o n th e y w hirl. I t is an open question If th e old fish L i k e a l e a d l e s s b u l l e t f r o m h a m m e r l e s ■ A fo re s t fire d riv en by a sw eep in g erm an in th e follow ing sto ry ev er got g a le th ro u g h th e d ry p in e f o re s t on g u n, th e rig h t an sw e r to th e problem th a t B y s m o k e le s s p o w d e r driven, Mill C reek , 18 m iles n o rth e a s t o f Col w as puzzling his head. A w rite r in T h e y fly t o t a s t e t h e s p e e c h l e s s J o y » v ille, su rro u n d ed th e ho m estead cab in B y e n d le s s u n io n g ive n. E v ery b o d y ’s M agazine, a t least, leaves o f M iss P e a rl B rew en, aged 22, a one in d o u b t on th a t score. T h e rid d le T h e o n l y l u n c h e o n h i s c o i n l e s s p u r s e j te a c h e r in school d is tr ic t N o. 156. B e A f f o r d s t o t h e m t h e m e a n s w as th is : “ If a h e rrin g a n d a h alf fo re a s sista n c e could re a c h h e r sh e and co sts a penny an d a half, how m any j I s a t a s t e l e s s m e a l o f b o n e l e s s c o d , h e r little niece, 1 y e a r old, d a u g h te r o f W i th a dish of s trin g le s s beans. h e rrin g s can you buy for a shilling?*' | H e s m o k e s h i s o l d t o b a c c o l e s s p i p e , H on. J . S . W ym an, o f P la in s, M ont., T h e old fish erm an had w orked on It w ere burned to d e a th . D ozens o f de A nd la u g h s a m irth le ss la u g h fo r som e tim e. te rm in e d m en v a in ly so u g h t to reach W h e n p a p a tr i e s to c o a x h e r b a c k “ W hat did you say th e m ackerel B y w ireless telegraph. th e cabin, b u t w ere d riv e n back. — M o to r Record. an d a h alf co st?” he asked a t last. W. W. C ia rk , re sid in g on th e south “ I d id n ’t say m ack erel; I sa id her fo rk o f M ill C reek , a rriv e d a t C olville T h e A m biguous Cook. r in g .” ex p lain ed th e skipper. Mr». D eA ysker—Did your cook leave and re p o rte d to P ro se c u tin g A tto rn e y “ Oh, th a t ’s d ifferen t,” said th e other. on acco u n t of th e e x tra 15 c e n ts a H . G. K ir k p a tric k th e h a rro w in g d e " I ’ve b e io figuring on mackereL** w eek th a t th e R a z e r w om an offered ta ils o f th e sc h o o lte a c h e r’s d e a th . She w as in h e r lonely hom estead cab in , h - r h e r? T h e O ld Ho** I to o m , Mr». Von H olm er— I c a n 't te ll; she niece sp e n d in g th e day w ith h er. The A lvin A dam s w hen th e ex p ress b u si said sh e w as going to leave because g rew so m e tra g e d y w as th e re s u lt o f a n ess was in its infancy had an office sh e w an ted th e change, and I do n ’t f o re s t fire s e t by W . A . T ro w b rid g e , a an d tw o ho rses in New Y ork city. know w h e th e r sh e m e a n t th e m oney n e a r n eighbor, c le a rin g a sla sh in g . T ro w b rid g e h as been a rre ste d , w ith One of th ese horses w as a fine, fast or th e new place. tw o o th e r m en, and he w ill be ta k e n to an im al, and th e o th e r an old, broken- ja il. T he s e ttle r s are v e ry a n g ry , and down nag. P ack ag es th a t w ere to be S a c k to M ature, S h e riff G rah am is p re p a re d fo r e m e rg d eliv ered im m ediately he se n t o u i be ‘-Tea, I am a m illin e r.” h in d th e fa st horse. Of goods th a t “ T rim h ats, eh ? Maybe you can encies. M illions o f f e e t o f tim b e r have d id n ’t have to be ru sh ed he would pick up som e ideas o u t h ere in th e been burned in th e la s t few days. W arden H anson h as a rriv e d a t Col say, “ L eave them for th e old hoss.” c o u n try .” In every ex p ress office to th is day “ I h av e a lre a d y le a rn e d m uch. I j v ille w ith T ro w b rid g e in custody, and th e re Is an “old hoss” room , w h ere u n h a d alw ay s supposed t h a t th e bios-1 P ro s e c u tin g A tto rn ey K ir k p a tric k , who d eliv ered and unclaim ed p ackages are som s w ere w ired to th e bushes.”— w ith C oroner A . B . Cook and U n d e r ta k e r W . S. P rin d le , w as j u s t leav in g k ep t.— A rg o n aut._______ K an sas C ity Jo u rn a l. th e c o u rt house fo r th e scene o f th e Rob D e n tists o f Gold Leaf. d e a th o f M iss B rew en, o rd ere d th e L essons From th e P ulpit. “ P e n n y w e ig h te rs,” a s th e d e te c tiv e s M a n h a tta n C o n g reg atio n al church. p riso n e r to th e custody o f S h e riff W. call th em , h av e been busy In W ash in g H . G rah am . New York, of w hich Rev. Dr. H enry A. to n d u rin g th e la s t few days. E leven A ccording to M r. C la rk , T ro w b rid g e S tlm so n is p a sto r, h as b een holding d e n tis ts ’ offices h ave b een e n te re d and a s e rie s of “civic se rv ic e s,” th e s e be had been w arn ed p erso n ally n ot to se t ro b b ed of gold leaf an d p latin u m to ing a d d ressed by p u b lic ists an d ex fire, th a t it w as c o n tra ry to law . th e value uf a b o u t $300. H u n d red s o f th o u sa n d s o f d o lla rs ’ p e r ts in m unicipal d e v e lo p m e n t w o rth o f tim b e r is b ein g d estro y ed and th e re is b u t little hope o f ch eck in g th e N o t A p p a lle d b y F lftu re * . flam es u n til ra in fa lls. ITC H CA N B E C U R E D P L U M M E R ’S I T C H REMEDY C le a n in g If you wish to rid y o u r benhoueea of lice an d Oiltee now Is th e tim e to do I t ___ C lean th em p erfe ctly , w h itew ash th e j aid es and ro o sts, rem ove all litte r from .. th e n e a ts and w h itew ash th em o u t 0Í sid e and In. T a k e o u t all d ro p p in g s and litte r on th e floor an d sp rin k le a sh e s o v er th e floor ev ery few d a y s F u m ig a te th e ho u se once o r tw ice a w eek w ith su lp h u r o r to b acco sm oke. M ake a w ar on th e In sects fo r th e n e x t tw o m o n th s, and you will n o t be S c h o o lte a c h e r an d N iece in Lonely tro u b le d m uch w ith th em d u rin g su m H o m e s te a d C abin Fall V ictim s— m er. All E ffo rts Fail to S av e. F ire M ight H ave B een C h e c k e d . S e a ttle , W a s h .— F iv e hundred th o u sand f e e t o f logs th a t had b e e n c u t and w ere ready fo r d e liv e ry 4xave been d e stro y e d by a fo re s t fire now r a g in g n e a r T o lt, in th is co u n ty . T he fire is th e w o rst th a t h as bro k en o u t th is sid e of th e C ascade m o u n tain s th is season. I t is e a tin g its w ay in to v a lu a b le g re e n tim b e r ow ned by th e O ’N eil T im b e r com pany, lim ite d . T he fire m ig h t h ave been checked in its e a rly s ta g e s b efo re i t d estro y ed th e la rg e q u a n tity o f logs had th e c o n tra c to rs ta k e n th e p a in s to p u t in a few fire fig h te rs. B ad S to rm S w e e p s N evada. Reno, N e v .— T he w o rst sto rm N e v ad a has e x p erien ced in y e a rs a t th is tim e o f th e y e a r s ta rte d la te T uesday a fte rn o o n b re a k in g th e lo n g est d ry p e r iod th e s t a te h as e v e r know n. jT h e pre c ip ita tio n h as been n early tw o inches, w hich ex ceed s th e to ta l fo r th e five p re c e d in g m o n th s com bined. S tre e tc a r traffic w as dem oralized by a flash o f lig h tn in g w hich burned o u t th e tr a n s fo rm e rs. T he c a rs w ere o u t o f com m ission all n ig h t. Big Mill T h re a te n e d by F ire s, T acom a, W a sh .— F o re s t fires on th e M cK enna b ran ch o f th e T acom a E ast- e rn ra ilro a d th r e a te n th e B ry an sa w m ill, acco rd in g to rep o rt* received h e re . A liv ely fire is r a g in g and i t is fe a re d th e fo rc e o f m en fig h tin g th e flam es is in a d e q u a te to sa v e th e m ill. CASTO R 1A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought A ero p lan e M ade C om fortable. A ero p lau tn g Is to be m ade com- fo rtab le. H en ri D eu tsch of P arle, w hose p rizes did so m uch for th e ad- v an c e m e n t of a v ia tio n in It* early d ay s, Is h av in g a n aero cab b u ilt for hla ow n use. T h e a e ro p la n e is of th e W rig h t ty p e, b u t a little cab of b aak etw o rk Is b ein g m a d e to s h e lte r th e d r lre r and b is p a sse n g e r from ra in an d oold. ________________ SuirfreNtlnsr a lleaiioii. C o r k i n s — I d o n ’t k n o w h o w I d o It, b u t I c a n a l w a y s tell w h a t tim e o f d a y I t is w i t h o u t l o o k i n g a t a w a t c h o r clock. M c S ta b — T o be sure. N a tu r e alw a y s confers instinct upon crea tu res th a t lack th e h ig h e r faculties. Mothers will f in d M rs. W inslow ** S o o th in g S y ru p t h e b e s t r e m e d y to u s e fox t h e i r c h il d r e n d u r i n g t h e t e e t h i n g p e r io d . G ettin g H onest. Is y o u r b irth d a y , isn ’t “T h is It. B e ss? ” “ Yes. Dick." “ How old a re you?** “T w en ty -tw o .” “W ell, I’m g oing to give you a k iss fo r o v ery y e a r of yo u r life.’’ “ W hy, D ick I D ick—I—I m ay as w ell co n fess to you th a t I am really tw en ty -six .” ATCH ISO H OLOBE SIG H TS. You can acco u n t for very few m a r riages. Dr. B. E. Wright F A S H IO N H IN T S Dr. B. E. Wright Co. H is Q u estion-A nsw er. "A re m a rria g e s m ade In h eav en ? " T h e le c tu re r p au sed , ns if fo r an an sw er to h is In te rro g a tio n ; w hereupon a m an w ith a h u n ted look glan ced fu r tiv e ly o v er his sh o u ld e r, sw allow ed h ard , m o isten ed hla lips and said , h u sk ily : "D o s tra w b e rrie s grow a t th e n o rth Dole?" M rs. B row n— I used to be so fond of fiction before I w as m arried . Mrs. S m ith — And d o n ’t you read m uch nowT Mrs. B row n—No; a f te r th e ta le s my h u sb an d te lls me ab o u t why he is late g e ttin g hom e m erely p rin te d fiction seem s so tam e an d u n im ag in ativ e. R ed , W e a k , W e a r y , W a te r y Eye*. R elieved By M urine E ye Rem edy. Try M u r i n e F o r Y o u r E y e T r o u b l e s . Yo u W il l L i k e M u r in e . I t S o o th e s . 50c a t Y o u r D r u g g i s t s . W r i t e F o r E y e Bo ok s . F r e e . M u r i n e E y e R e m e d y Co., C h ic ag o. A m en d m en t. “ A re you read y to live on m y In com e?’’ he ask ed softly. S he looked up in to hJs face tru st- lngly. "C e rta in ly , d e a re s t,” sh e an sw ered , “ if— If------ ’’ " I t w h at?” “ If you g e t a n o th e r one fo r your- self.”— New Y ork Jo u rn a l. W k t l th e W ild W a v * . H eard . "Y ou're looking b lue,” rem ark e d the lo b ster. "W h a t’s th e m a tte r? " “I h a v e Just h eard ,” th e o y ste r a n sw ered, " th a t th ere a re such th in g s as v eg etab le oy sters." " W h a t’s th e d ifference?" rejoined the •th e r. "T here are h u m an lob sters, too, b u t I d on't let th a t w orry m e a c en t's w orth .”— C hicago T ribune. You Can Get Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. W rite A lle n S . O lm ste d , L e R o y , N . Y . , f o r * fre e s a m p l e o f A l l e n ’s F o o t-E a s e . I t e u r e s s w e a tin g , h o t s w o lle n , a c h in g f e e t. I t m a k e s n e w o r t i g h t s h o e s e a sy . A c e r t a i n c u r e fo r c o rn s . I n g r o w in g n a ils a n d b u n io n s . A ll d r u g g is ts s e ll i t. 25c. D o n ’t a c c e p t a n y s u b s ti tu t e , T h e B urning Q u estion. V enu* w as rlalng from th e sea. “G re a t J u p ite r ! ” cried th e m en, a* th ey crow ded th e beach. “ How did you lose y o u r a rm s? ” B u t th e w om en n e v e r n o ticed th e arm s. “ In th e n am e of all th a t Is w o n d er fu l.“ th e y chim ed, “how do you keep y o u r h a ir In cu rl In s a lt w a te r? “— J u d g e . _____________ _ T h re aten e d T hem . M ike an d P a t w ere h ire d to clean a ciste rn . Mike took a firm hold of th e rope an d sta rte d to le t P a t down. W hen ab o u t h a lf w ay dow n P a t yelled up: “ Ho! Mike, stop le ttin g me dow n.” “F o r w hy?” said Mike. “D on’t ask an y q u estio n s,” said P at, “ fer if yez don’t sto p le ttin g m e dow n, E ll c u t th e rope.”— H a rp e r’s M onthly. K in d r e d S pirit*. “J o h n , w h a t k e p t you o u t so la te ? ” “ D i d n ’t I te ll y o u , M a r l a , t h a t I h a d to go to a m e e tin g of th e T r u e K n ig h t* of th e M ystic B ro th e rh o o d ? ” “ N o w t h a t ^ j ’o u m e n t i o n it, I b e l i e v e you did.” “ W e ll, w e h a d a lo n g w ra n g le , a s u s ual.” _____________________ V o c a l. “B u g g ie s, you a r e s p e n d in g a g r e a t d e a l o f m o n e y o n y o u r d a u g h t e r ’s v o ic e , a r e n ’t y o u ? ” “ N o t e x c l u s i v e l y . I ’m s p e n d i n g s o m e o f it o n h e r a c c e n t . S h e ’s learning F ren ch .” Makes the Weak Strong There is no need to con tinue in a weak, run-down debilitated condition when hosteller’s Stomach Bitters has conclusively proven its ability to build you up and make you strong again, it acts directly on the digestive system, regu lates tne appetite, prevents Indigestion, Cramps, Diar rhoea or other after-eat ing distress. Try a bottle today. Insist on having OSTETTER’ CELEBRATED STOMACH BITTER ESTABLISHED 4 0 YEARS SIX T H , A T M O R R ISO N S T .. P O R T L A N D , O R . W e w a n t you to tr y th is P iano IN YOUR "M y d u ty ,” Bald an u n h ap p y m a r H O M E E R I E. W e w a n t you to tr y it a t rled w om an to-day, "Is a n y th in g HE! our e x p en se becau se— o b jects to .” A t th e end u f th ir ty d ay s th e Piano T h ere Is p len ty of cooking a s good IT S E L F will convince y ou o f th e follow ing a s " m o th e r’s," b u t very few ap p etites fa c ts: lik e a boy’e. I t ’s th e b est v alu e on e a r th fo r th e p rice We h av e observed th a t th ere la It- ($275). tla co m p lain t about th e h igh prices I t ’s M U S IC A L L Y u n i M E C H A N IC A L L Y of b eer an d cigars. rig h t! T h e wom en pick a t m en an d a t W e know th e re is so m uch real v alu e in goods offered a t special sale. In the th is W ellington Piano— w e ’re selling fo r $J75—on easy paym ents—th a t som e In d u strio u s way. w e ’r e w illing to le t it b e I T 'S O W N S A L E S M A N . You a re alw ay s a t a d isa d v an tag e In I t will tell it's own story to you—in y o u r hom e—if y o u ’ll sen d u s th e a rg u in g w ith a m an who d o esn 't know coupon. w h a t h e la ta lk in g about. Please send m e lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. H ave you ev er noticed how sudden ly a u sefu l m an can die, an d how long N a m e ....................................................... A ddress....................................................... a w o rth less m an holds ou t? A book a g e n t sp eak s as h ig h ly o( th e book he sells as a re fo rm e r speaks of th e refo rm he rep re sen ts. D A ISY FLY KILLER K SdJE M ’. i Noat. c le a n , om îm es- S crap p in g In fam ilies Is ob jectio n fai. convenient, cheap. L a t t i n il season. able, b u t It Is n o t so bad a s w hen kin M i’le o t m e tal, can n o t H a v e y o u r t e e th o u t a n d p l a t e a n d b r i d g e w o r k Spill o r tfp ov e r. »HI no t so il o r In ju re a n y th in g . p raise each o th e r too much. d o n e . F o r o u t - o f - to w n p a t r o n s w e fin is h p la t* G u a r a n te e d effective. a n d b r i d g e w o r k in o n e d a y if n e c e s s a r y . Of nil deniers or sent W hen you h e a r a s m a rt sa y in g by p r e p a id lo r 20 cents. P R IC E S HA SOLD SO M E *# a ch ild . It is a sign th e c h ild h a s a *V«r Crawas $ 5 .0 0 ISO DaKolb A .A 22k Brtdgt Talk $ 3 .5 0 iw L fi. ». r. s m a rt m o th er, an d th a t she m ade It Caid Filings.......... $1 9 up Euaci Ftiliags $ 1 .0 0 A m an an d w om an going on a wed Sdwr FtlluKs 50c n S tra w b e rrie s Grown In City. d in g trip tr y h a rd n o t to look happy, Gaad Rubber Plates $ 5 .0 0 T o show th a t s tra w b e rrle a can be Besi Red Rubber and on th e ir r e tu rn tr y Ju st as h ard g row n In th e h e a r t of th e city, W illis Plates. $ 7 .5 0 Paaless Eitrartiaa 50c to look happy. A. H e n d ric k s of E a s t T w en ty -first and B EST M ETHODS A lb ert s tr e e ts b ro u g h t to th e office of P a i n l e s s E x t r a c t i o n F r e e w h e n p l a t e s o r b r id g e th e O reg o n ian a n u m b er of boxes of w o r k is o r d e r e d . C o n s u lt a ti o n F r e e . Y o u c a n n o t M agoon and O regon Im proved b e rrie s g h o e w t b m e u t c t e h r y p o u a i n p l a e y s . s w o r k a n y w h e r e , n o m a t t e r c o n ta in in g an a v e ra g e of tw en ty b er A ll W o r k F u lly G u a r a n t e e d f o r F ifte e n Y e a r s ries to th e box T h e b e rrie s w ere grow n on an o rd in ary city lo t w ithout Irrig a tio n . Mr. H e n d ric k s had 1,000 3 4 2 J W ashington St., p la n ts on his lot and a t th e first pick ing h e picked a to ta l of 58 boxes of Portland, Oregon th e m o n ste r b erries. A n u m b er of th e ! T a k e c a r a t d e p o t a n d t r a n s f e r to W a s h in g t o n S t. b e rrie s w ere o ver five In ch es In cir cu m fere n ce and one m ea su re d 7H A ttra c tiv e L etter*. Inches In c ircu m feren ce.— P o rtlan d R o d rick — Yes, he cam e o v er h e re to O regonian le a rn o u r lan g u ag e and s ta rte d on th e D om estic* F i c t i o n . An Sherman ^lay& Co. E v ery tim e an y big bill Is presentod to you, It looks lik e robbery. If a w om an can get h e r first man. • h r n eed n 't w o rry ab o u t h er second, o r th ird . Ecru linen combined with a dark blue dotted linen, w tre ven effectively u ed •n this summery little dress. T h e linen was of the handkerchief sort, a fine ma terial being necessary for the gathered skirt A B E S T R ATNTN O HATTD. It * A c t io n F o llo w e d b y W arn ed . m V o le * T h *t “ P a tric k H. M cC arren once told m i of a fu n n y in cid en t th a t h appened in Rom e,” said a B rooklyn law yer. "Mc C a rre n said th a t on h is first v isit to Rom e, a f te r he had seen th e Coliseum an d th e F o ru m , he v isited th e A ra Coell C h u rch , on th e left of th e Capl- to lin e H ill. H e clim bed th e g ran d s ta irw a y le ad in g to th e ch u rch , tb s finest open a ir s ta irw a y In th e world. He pushed back th e heavy le a th e r c u r ta in , an d , en te rin g , he found a serv ice in p ro g ress. So h e p u t b is h a t on th e m a rb le floor a t h is sid e an d took a se a t "A fte r ten m in u te s o r so he decided he would go an d reached dow n fo r h is h at. R ut a r e s tr a in in g b an d w as laid on his, an d he desisted . He knew , of co u rse, th a t som e c h u rc h e s d o n ’t lik e people to leave in th e m id st of a se rv ice. ‘T e n o r fifteen m in u te s m ore passed. T h e se rv ice s till co n tin u ed . S e n ato r M cC arren got im p a tie n t an d ag ain reach ed fo r h is h at. B u t a g a in th e u n seen h an d re stra in e d him from th e rek r. “ A little la te r, how ever, th e se n a to r q u ite lo st p atien ce. T h is was, h e told himself a n Im p o rta n t Bervlce, of course. N ev erth eless, he did n o t p ro pone to m iss h is luncheon, an d It would h a rm no one if he slipped o u t q u ietly . "So a th ird tim e he reached fo r h is h at, an d th e in v isib le h an d a th ird tim e d eta in e d him . H e persevered, how ever. T ho s ile n t h an d pushed and h is sile n t h an d pushed a g a in s t It. B ut Ju st a* he w as c o n q u erin g in th e s tru g gle a voice said In good A m erican : "C heese It, boss; t h a t ’s m y h a t y ou’re ta k in g .” Am p i. P ro te c tin g Seed Corn. A m ethod of p ro te c tin g seed corn a g a in s t th e cro w s is to add a tablo* Mixed Feed to r H orses. spoonful of ch lo rid e of lim e to a peck In la rg e city s ta b le s feed in g th e of sh elled corn m ixing !t well. It Is a h o rse s th e hay and g rain a s m ixed v ery ch eap an d easy way and th e aeed feed is th e g e n e ra l p ra c tise and gives Is m o re a g re e a b le to h an d le th an th e b e s t resu lts. K eep e rs find th a t w hen co ated w ith ta r a f te r th e m or» h o rse s can be w orked h ard and k ep t com m on m ethod. In good con d itio n on c u t hay an d corn- m eal. T h e a m o u n t of hay fed v aries E c o n o m ic al. from 8 to 14 p ounds a day In d ifferen t W hyte— B row ne is v ery econom ical. sta b le s , an d of g ra in from 7 to 20 Isn’t he? B lack— B row ne? W ell, I ’ll po u n d s a day. tell you. B row ne Is the so rt of m an who, w hen he w an ts an aw l and h a s n ’t Good R otation. an y , in stea d of b u y in g one v/111 go to A good ro ta tio n ts corn, g rain , clo w ork to m ak e one by stra ig h te n in g out ver. H ay land should be to p d ressed a corkscrew . w ith s ta b le m an u re, and b e s t re su lts w ere o b ta in e d by ap p ly in g th is little M ethod* of C alculation. an d o ften . W h ere land re m a in s in “ S c ie n tists a re n o t usu ally succesa* g ra s s a long tim e a lig h t seed in g of ful b u sin e ss m en .” clo v er from tim e to tim e Is bene “No. T hey th in k th e y a re doing ficial, re se e d in g in su m m er a f te r th e v ery w ell If th ey com e w ith in a few hay cro p h a s been rem oved. h u n d red th o u sa n d m iles of th e ex act m easu rem en t. You c a n ’t figure on dol T h s G reat P ro b lem , lars th a t way If you are d oing bu»^ " P le a s e advise m e." n e s s wi t h n b an k ”____________________ "W ell?” "S h a ll I m a rry a girl w ho is m y ASK YOUR GROCER FO R K. & S. BRAN D 0 7 te m p e ra m e n ta l o p p o site nnd q u arre l Disinfectant Spray w ith h e r th e r e s t of m y life, o r sh a ll Blueing Ammonia Cold Water Liquid Starch I m a rry a co ngenial so u l an d g e t tired of h e r ?" __________________ 44 Clean, 0 ” Non Boiling Washing HuiJ No ‘T h e p rice of dog b isc u its h a s gone u p o u t of s i g h t ” "C a n ’t you feed him a n im a l crack era?"— H ouston Post. I t . P f.t.r .. " T h e re Is one good th la g , o r o u g h , to be, a b o u t th e so ciety model d s tty b u sin e ss.” " W h a t’s t h a t r “ It get* th e cream of th » t r a d e **— iU lU aio r« i n u r i f o i Phor.e Main 113 Vancouver, Washington m COLLECTORS W c B u y a n d C o lle c t N o t e s, M o r t g a g e s , a n d R e a l E st a t e C o n t r a c ts . N o C o lle c tio n N o C h a r g e . TIME P ortland, Ore. o f th e year to have your to o th o u t a n a I* I n t e n n d bridge work done. F o ro u t- o f-to w n p a tro n s wa fin ini» p l f t t o a n d b rid g e w ork in on« day if riecoaaary. COFFEE TEA SP iC E S BR. W. ft. WISE, P tftiam i n Muía Molar Crown« $ 5 . 0 0 22k 0ridgeTaath3.5 0 Gold Fillings 1. C Enamel Filling» 1.1 Silver Filling« Good Rubber _ Plate. 5 .0 0 Bert Rubber _ _- Plate« 7 .5 0 P iin l'u Extr’tlon . 5 0 »1 YUM im tlK N IO 1« M IT U M B E*T M ETHOD» W orcester Bldg., I'KK’EHl B A K IN G POWDER EXTRACTS J U S I RIGHT CLOSSET3 DZVLK5 ^ H on a PORTLAND. ORE. D oom ernnu: J A ct*. R ich F a th e r — W h e n I w as a you n g m a n o f y o u r a g e I w a s com pelled to keep an ac cu rate expense account and w a s n ’t a l l o w e d t o b e o u t a t n i g h t l a t e r t h a n 11 o ’cl o c k . S o n a n d H e i r — S o r r y t o h e a r It, g o v e r n o r ; y o u r f a t h e r c o u l d n ’t t r u 9 t y o u a s s afely a s you c a n tr u s t me. P a in I chs P .x trn ctb ti F r e e w h e n plan*« o r b rid g e w o rk 1« o rd e re d . C o n su lt nt inn F r e e . Y o u c a n n o t g o t b e t t e r p a in le m w o rk a n > w h e re, n o m a t t e r how tn n < h you pay. A ll w o rk fu lly g u iin iiite c d f o r f if te e n y e a rn . Wise Dental Co. IN C O R P O R A T E D P a in le s s D en tists falling Building, Third & Washington, PORTLAND, ORFGOI O ttic a H o u r# ; » A . U . t « 8 t . M . B am i-sy«. 9 tu l Stops Hah Falling Ayer’s Hair Vigor, new im formula, will certainly stop falling of the hair. Indeed, w e h eliev e it will alvt ays do this ’ u n le ss there is some disturb- ’ an ce o f the general health. T h e n ,# constitutional medicine m ay b e necessary. Consult y o u r physician about this. ! p roved D olly—W hy a r e n ’t you a t tk « conk in g school? P o lly —T e a c h e r’s laid u p w ith d y » pópala.—C leveland L eader. “W h y r A larm . Neth & Co. tsS h" P r o o f, Tip. for 401 Main St. P o .tp n n .il, «M S <'n yin « T ra v e le r— H ere! Keep off! W hat th e ------ P u llm an P o rte r— Don’t shy, »ah! It am o nly de v ack u m -d ean eh , w hich hab supehceded de inicrobey w hiskbroom in d is h eah up-to-date car. s a h ! — Puck. L o ttie— Is y o u r young m in iste r, so .ery , v ery fa sc in a tin g ? H a ttie — F a sc in a tin g ! W hy, lo ts of g irls In o u r c h u rch h av e m a rrie d m en th ey h ated , Ju st to g et one k iss from j •he recto r a f te r th e cerem ony.— Puck. I " I g uess I’ll have to d ispose o f my dog.” a lp h a b e t B egan p icking up letter» , you know. Van A lb ert— And w hat progrea» ha» he m ad e? R o d rick —Oh, h e soon found th a t th e only le tte rs he hud tim e to pick up w ere th e X ’s and V’s. Drives away /Hies, M osquitoes and G nats. It protects horses and cattle from attack* of insects, en ab lin g them to feed and sleep in peace. I t prevents loss of weight D o n not c h a n j ^ h ^ o l o ^ ^ h e ^ m i ^ ^ ^ j am i stre n g th from worry caused by attack s of insects, and from th e irritation f o r m u l t w ith • • e h b o tti* j of th e ir bites *n»l stings. T here is l • S how it to y o u r satisfaction i n t h e relief it afTordi — doo'. o r dom estic anim als from th e scourge oi A a k h : rn « b o u » I t , | m ad d en in g parasites and flies, beside»tli< th a n d o aa h a a a r profit in retu rn s. H orses do m o re work T he re a so n why A y er's H air Vigor stops on less feed and cows yield m ore and fillin g h sir is heesu se it first d estroys the better m ilk w hen relieved from th e frenzy g erm s w hich cau se th is tro u b le. After in cited b y co n stan tly fig hting a swarm ol th is i t d o n e , nature soon b rin g s sh o u t a voracious, in satiab le insects. full reco v ery , resto rin g th e h s ir s n .1 F o u r sizes, 25c, 50c, 75c a n d $ 1 . 25 . scalp to a perfectly h ealthy conditio- Ask y o u r m erch an t fo r it. C A i/ers — V .A . .7 J. C. A j . r C . L .t r a il, Ms* H o y t C h k m ic a l C o . P o rtla n d , O re g o *