111, U e l l i i l t l o n .
Say!
Where’s that Pig?
I f th « r« its a p i* l« ft In a n y c o rn e r o f th e
N o r th w e s t w e w a n t It. W e w a n t a s m uch
d resse d po rk a s w e c a n possibly g e t. W e will
p a y a s follow s f o r p ro d u ce . W e n e v e r ta k e
off com m ission. S h ip by e x p re ss:
D re ss e d P o rk ..............................
D ea se d V e a l.................................
F re sh l.'pgi, ...............................
L ive C h ic k e n s H e n s ....................
12^-c
i(jt.
26c
S p r i n g C h i c k e n s ..............................
17 c
20e
A d d re ss a ll sh ip m e n ts ,
F R A N K L. SM ITH MEAT CO.
“F ig h tin g th e B eef T ru s t”
PORTLAND, OREGON
At a London board school th e te a c h
e r had exp lain ed to th e ch ild ren th*
m ean in g of th e w ord ‘'a b ility .” “Now
c h ild re n ,” she w ent on, "w h a t word!
would express the opposite to ability ?"
A sh a rp faced little boy a t the end
.V
FOREST FIRES RAGE
in a s h o rt tim e by u sin g
In 50-cent c a n s only.
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T h ird a n d M a d iso n
P o rtlan d , Or
Keister’s Ladies Tailoring College
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fash io n . W rite fo r te rm s.
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OPTICIAN
F irs t c la ss w ork at
reaso n ab le prices.
F re e ex a m in a tio n
a n d p e rfe c tly fitted
(Hasses as low as
I l a F i n a l Mlnjfe.
M r. D o r k i n s — M aria, I t h i n k I c a n
m a k e th is din in g ta b le la st a
w hili
l o n g e r by r e p l a c i n g a fe w o f t h e top
b o a rd s w ith new ones.
M rs. D o r k i n s — W ell, go a h e a d a n d
p a t c h t h e t o p o f t h e o ld t h i n g u p If y o u
t h i n k you can. h u t ' I w a n t y o u to u n
d e r s t a n d t h a t I P s o n I ts l a s t le gs.
S ta g e M a n a g e r— Do you know ,
my i
d e a r sir, t h a t n o t m o r e t h a n o n e p la y |
In f i f t y Is a s u c c e s s ?
M en Die a s H e r o e s .
A m b i t i o u s A u t h o r — Y es, sir, b u t t h a t
N elson, ,B. C .— L e a v in g s a fe ty to
d o e s n ’t s c a r e m e . T h i s p l a y i s o n e of
look a f te r o th e rs, F o re m a n C h a rles
a thousand.
N orm an, o f th e L ucky J im m ine a t
K aslo, lo st h is life in a bush fire
T D V
I I I I D I f t I C When Your Eyes w hich, fa n n ed by a high w ind, sw e p t
o v er th e m ine. F o u r o th e r m en w ere
E Y E R E M E D Y y .. win ui. n su ffocated and a b o u t 30 escaped.
Liquid Form, 25c, 50c. Salve Tubes, 25c, $1.00.
A p a rty o f p ro m in e n t m in in g m en,
in clu d in g F in e c a n e , M iller and Colonel
fro m S pokane and W e b s te r;
PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. L D o avidson,
p er and P ro c to r, o f N elson, on com
o f P o rtla n d , O regon
in g o u t o f tu n n e l No. 5, noticed fire
FURNISHES HELP EREE
rap id ly a p p ro ach in g .
T hey w e n t to
TO EMPLOYERS
W h ite w a te r and assiste d to g e t th e
M ain office. 12 N o rth Second S t. Main 5670: A 1405 w om en and ch ild ren aw ay .
N orm an
I n d ie s D ep t. 206Mi M orrison S t. M ain 10tí2; A 2064 I
w e n t to th e m in e cam p to w arn th e
P h o n e o r w ire o rd e rs a t o u r ex p en se.
m en in th e c a b in s. O tto S w anson led
th e m en to th e b ack o f tu n n el N o. 4.
ASTH M A AND HAY FEVER N o t b e in g room th e re fo r ail, se v e ra l
a r e quickly Relieved by Wyatt’s Asthma j w e n t to a n o th e r p a r t o f th e tu n n el,
Remedy. G u a ra n te e d o r m oney re fu n d w h ere sm oke w as sw e p t t h r o u g h . the
ed.
A sk y o u r d ru g g is t p r send six v e n tila tin g ch a m b e rs,* su ffo c a tin g Col.
ce n ts p o sta g e for F re e S am ple to
P e te rso n and W . A. C hesney.
D ave
J. C. WYATT, Druggist.
P e te rso n w as found su ffocated a t an
VANCOUVER.
WASHINGTON o th e r p o in t. M eanw hile N o rm an w en t
to look for T ed L ucas, who is s till m is
Un io n P a i n l e s s Dentists sin g . H e w as c u t off by th e flam es
and h is body w as found a t th e e n tra n c e
to th e tu n n el.
m i munmc Nmi c.«
F o r e s ts B laze N e a r H o q u iam .
H oquiam , W a s h .— A force o f 1,000
lo g g ers is en g a g e d in p a tro llin g th e
lo g g in g d is tr ic ts n o rth o f H oquiam to
Suite 427, Marquant Building
p re v e n t fo re s t fires from b re a k in g o u t
F o u r th Floor
No d am a g e has been done y e t,
O pposite P o rtla n d H otel, P o rtlan d Ore. Full S e t o f T e e th .....................................
$ 5 .0 0 anew .
B rid g e W ork o r T e e th w ith o u t P la te s $ 3 5 0 to $ 5 w ith th e e x c e p tio n o f $5,000 w o rth of
Gold C ro w n s ........................................... $ 3 . 5 0 to $ 5 .0 0
H ot p re
P orcelain C ro w n s ................................. $ 3 .5 0 to $ 5 .0 0 tim b e r d estro y ed S a tu rd a y .
o r P o rc ela in F illin g s ............................$ 1 .0 0 Up v a ilin g w e a th e r has a ten d en cy to dry
A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE Gold
S ilv e r F illin R s.......................................................... 5 0 c to $ 1 .0 0
Best P la te M ade
$ 7 .5 0 o u t m osses and b ru sh , m a k in g tim b e r
CUT RATES IN
es fo r P a in le ss E x tra c tin R w h en o th er e asy p rey to th e flam es.
T he te r r ito r y
PAINLESS DENTISTRY w o N rk o c is h arR
dond. 15 y e a rs ’ G u a r a n te e wi h all w ork
P a in le s s E x t r a c t i o n ........ F re e H ours. 8 a. m . to 8 p. m. 2 2 m M orrison S tre e t.
burned o v e r is e s tim a te d a t 4,000
S ilv e r F illin g s . . . ' ................. 50c
acres. F o re s t fires a re r a g in g in L ittle
G o ld F illin g 's .............................75c
22 K. G old C r o w n s ................... %3
N o rth r iv e r c o u n try , located 16 m iles
P o r c e la in C r o w n s ...................$3
so u th e a s t o f h ere.
M o la r Gold C r o w n s .................$4
$ 2.00
No f a k in g m ethods.
B rid g e W o rk , 22 K. G old . .. .*.1
I n la y F ills , P u r e G o l d ..........$2
V e r y N ic e R u b b e r P l a t e ___$4
B e s t R u b b e r P l a t e o n K a r t h ...................................... $7
A L L T ! !:3 W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D .
D o n ’t th ro w t o u r m oney a w a y . A d o lla r sav ed
is t w o d o lla rs e a rn e d . O u r o rig in a l re lia b le M odern
P a in le s s M e th o d s a n d o u r p e r f e c te d office e q u ip -
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The Hid o f t h e k n i f e .
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"tic Six Known Dead and Mil ions
Feet oí Timber Gone.
and exclaim ed, ‘Ph ase, teach er, nobil
it y ! ” — W ork and Play.
S p o k an e, W ash. — S ix liv es have
been lo st in fires w hich a re r a g in g in
C h e e k * f o r t h e C o m m u u low T a b l e .
th e d i s tr ic t around S pokane. F o r hu n
T he a u th o r of “T he S abbath In P u ri
d re d s of m iles in e v e ry d ire c tio n ia a
ta n New E n g la n d ” m en tio n s a custom
caldron o f flam e, a s e e th in g fu rn a c e
w h ich p rev ailed in sev eral New E ng
“ I have suffered w ith piles for th irtv w hich is ta k in g its toll o f life and
lan d c h u rc h e s th a t m ade It th e duty
p ro p e rty .
I t th e C oeur d ’A lenes, all
of th e deaco ns to w alk up an d down six years. One year ago last A pril I tx?- o v er th e Idaho P an h an d le, in th e Col
gan tak in g Cascureta for conati|>ation. In
th e aisle s of th e ch u rch a t th e close of the course of a week I noticed th e piles v ille d is tr ic t, n o rth around N elson and
each serv ice an d d eliv er to every per began to disapjiear an d a t the en d of six K aslo, f a r w e stw a rd , e x te n d in g cle a r
son who in th e ir Judgm ent was fitted weeks they d id n ot trouble me at all. to th e coast, th e fire fiend ia k in g .
to com m une a m etal check, w hich e n - ; Cascarets have doue w onders for me. I
No re a l e s tim a te can be placed upon
tille d him a t th e n ex t celeb ratio n of Sin en tirely cured and feel like a new p ro p e rty loss fro m th e fires. G re a t
George K ryder, N apoleon, O.
th e L o rd 's su p p e r to join in th e sacred m a n . "
tr a c ts o f tim b e r h ave been b urned. In
I'h -tu u n t. P a lata b le . P o te n t. T a s te Good.
o rd in an ce. On th e com m union Sab
th e C oeur d 'A le n e s som e o f th e finest
Do Good. N e v e r S ick en . W eaken o r (¡ripe.
b ath it was th e deacons’ d u ty to see
10c. 26c. fiOc. N e v e r sold in bulk. T h e g en
s ta n d in g tim b e r of th e e n tir e d i s tr ic t
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c u re o r y o u r m oney back.
a t th e L o rd 's table had th is check and
e v e ry d ire c tio n th e m o u n tain s a p p e a r
to collect it from the co m m u n ican t be
as huge bonfires.
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fore p assin g to him th e bread and
and south o f th is c ity the sa m e condi
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d e a th lis t is b e in g added to,
I n a h o r s e le s s w a g o n th e y w hirl.
I t is an open question If th e old fish
L i k e a l e a d l e s s b u l l e t f r o m h a m m e r l e s ■ A fo re s t fire d riv en by a sw eep in g
erm an in th e follow ing sto ry ev er got
g a le th ro u g h th e d ry p in e f o re s t on
g u n,
th e rig h t an sw e r to th e problem th a t
B y s m o k e le s s p o w d e r driven,
Mill C reek , 18 m iles n o rth e a s t o f Col
w as puzzling his head. A w rite r in T h e y fly t o t a s t e t h e s p e e c h l e s s J o y »
v ille, su rro u n d ed th e ho m estead cab in
B y e n d le s s u n io n g ive n.
E v ery b o d y ’s M agazine, a t least, leaves
o f M iss P e a rl B rew en, aged 22, a
one in d o u b t on th a t score. T h e rid d le T h e o n l y l u n c h e o n h i s c o i n l e s s p u r s e j te a c h e r in school d is tr ic t N o. 156. B e
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fo re a s sista n c e could re a c h h e r sh e and
co sts a penny an d a half, how m any j I s a t a s t e l e s s m e a l o f b o n e l e s s c o d ,
h e r little niece, 1 y e a r old, d a u g h te r o f
W i th a dish of s trin g le s s beans.
h e rrin g s can you buy for a shilling?*' | H e s m o k e s h i s o l d t o b a c c o l e s s p i p e ,
H on. J . S . W ym an, o f P la in s, M ont.,
T h e old fish erm an had w orked on It
w ere burned to d e a th .
D ozens o f de
A nd la u g h s a m irth le ss la u g h
fo r som e tim e.
te rm in e d m en v a in ly so u g h t to reach
W h e n p a p a tr i e s to c o a x h e r b a c k
“ W hat did you say th e m ackerel
B y w ireless telegraph.
th e cabin, b u t w ere d riv e n back.
— M o to r Record.
an d a h alf co st?” he asked a t last.
W. W. C ia rk , re sid in g on th e south
“ I d id n ’t say m ack erel; I sa id her
fo rk o f M ill C reek , a rriv e d a t C olville
T h e A m biguous Cook.
r in g .” ex p lain ed th e skipper.
Mr». D eA ysker—Did your cook leave and re p o rte d to P ro se c u tin g A tto rn e y
“ Oh, th a t ’s d ifferen t,” said th e other.
on acco u n t of th e e x tra 15 c e n ts a H . G. K ir k p a tric k th e h a rro w in g d e
" I ’ve b e io figuring on mackereL**
w eek th a t th e R a z e r w om an offered ta ils o f th e sc h o o lte a c h e r’s d e a th . She
w as in h e r lonely hom estead cab in , h - r
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T h e O ld Ho** I to o m ,
Mr». Von H olm er— I c a n 't te ll; she niece sp e n d in g th e day w ith h er. The
A lvin A dam s w hen th e ex p ress b u si said sh e w as going to leave because g rew so m e tra g e d y w as th e re s u lt o f a
n ess was in its infancy had an office sh e w an ted th e change, and I do n ’t f o re s t fire s e t by W . A . T ro w b rid g e , a
an d tw o ho rses in New Y ork city. know w h e th e r sh e m e a n t th e m oney n e a r n eighbor, c le a rin g a sla sh in g .
T ro w b rid g e h as been a rre ste d , w ith
One of th ese horses w as a fine, fast or th e new place.
tw o o th e r m en, and he w ill be ta k e n to
an im al, and th e o th e r an old, broken-
ja il. T he s e ttle r s are v e ry a n g ry , and
down nag. P ack ag es th a t w ere to be
S a c k to M ature,
S h e riff G rah am is p re p a re d fo r e m e rg
d eliv ered im m ediately he se n t o u i be
‘-Tea, I am a m illin e r.”
h in d th e fa st horse. Of goods th a t
“ T rim h ats, eh ?
Maybe you can encies. M illions o f f e e t o f tim b e r have
d id n ’t have to be ru sh ed he would pick up som e ideas o u t h ere in th e been burned in th e la s t few days.
W arden H anson h as a rriv e d a t Col
say, “ L eave them for th e old hoss.” c o u n try .”
In every ex p ress office to th is day
“ I h av e a lre a d y le a rn e d m uch. I j v ille w ith T ro w b rid g e in custody, and
th e re Is an “old hoss” room , w h ere u n h a d alw ay s supposed t h a t th e bios-1 P ro s e c u tin g A tto rn ey K ir k p a tric k , who
d eliv ered and unclaim ed p ackages are som s w ere w ired to th e bushes.”— w ith C oroner A . B . Cook and U n d e r
ta k e r W . S. P rin d le , w as j u s t leav in g
k ep t.— A rg o n aut._______
K an sas C ity Jo u rn a l.
th e c o u rt house fo r th e scene o f th e
Rob D e n tists o f Gold Leaf.
d e a th o f M iss B rew en, o rd ere d th e
L essons From th e P ulpit.
“ P e n n y w e ig h te rs,” a s th e d e te c tiv e s
M a n h a tta n C o n g reg atio n al church. p riso n e r to th e custody o f S h e riff W.
call th em , h av e been busy In W ash in g
H . G rah am .
New York, of w hich Rev. Dr. H enry A.
to n d u rin g th e la s t few days. E leven
A ccording to M r. C la rk , T ro w b rid g e
S tlm so n is p a sto r, h as b een holding
d e n tis ts ’ offices h ave b een e n te re d and
a s e rie s of “civic se rv ic e s,” th e s e be had been w arn ed p erso n ally n ot to se t
ro b b ed of gold leaf an d p latin u m to
ing a d d ressed by p u b lic ists an d ex fire, th a t it w as c o n tra ry to law .
th e value uf a b o u t $300.
H u n d red s o f th o u sa n d s o f d o lla rs ’
p e r ts in m unicipal d e v e lo p m e n t
w o rth o f tim b e r is b ein g d estro y ed and
th e re is b u t little hope o f ch eck in g th e
N o t A p p a lle d b y F lftu re * .
flam es u n til ra in fa lls.
ITC H CA N B E C U R E D
P L U M M E R ’S I T C H
REMEDY
C le a n in g
If you wish to rid y o u r benhoueea
of lice an d Oiltee now Is th e tim e to
do I t
___
C lean th em p erfe ctly , w h itew ash th e
j aid es and ro o sts, rem ove all litte r from
..
th e n e a ts and w h itew ash th em o u t
0Í sid e and In. T a k e o u t all d ro p p in g s
and litte r on th e floor an d sp rin k le
a sh e s o v er th e floor ev ery few d a y s
F u m ig a te th e ho u se once o r tw ice a
w eek w ith su lp h u r o r to b acco sm oke.
M ake a w ar on th e In sects fo r th e
n e x t tw o m o n th s, and you will n o t be
S c h o o lte a c h e r an d N iece in Lonely
tro u b le d m uch w ith th em d u rin g su m
H o m e s te a d C abin Fall V ictim s—
m er.
All E ffo rts Fail to S av e.
F ire M ight H ave B een C h e c k e d .
S e a ttle , W a s h .— F iv e hundred th o u
sand f e e t o f logs th a t had b e e n c u t and
w ere ready fo r d e liv e ry 4xave been d e
stro y e d by a fo re s t fire now r a g in g n e a r
T o lt, in th is co u n ty .
T he fire is th e
w o rst th a t h as bro k en o u t th is sid e of
th e C ascade m o u n tain s th is season. I t
is e a tin g its w ay in to v a lu a b le g re e n
tim b e r ow ned by th e O ’N eil T im b e r
com pany, lim ite d . T he fire m ig h t h ave
been checked in its e a rly s ta g e s b efo re
i t d estro y ed th e la rg e q u a n tity o f logs
had th e c o n tra c to rs ta k e n th e p a in s to
p u t in a few fire fig h te rs.
B ad S to rm S w e e p s N evada.
Reno, N e v .— T he w o rst sto rm N e
v ad a has e x p erien ced in y e a rs a t th is
tim e o f th e y e a r s ta rte d la te T uesday
a fte rn o o n b re a k in g th e lo n g est d ry p e r
iod th e s t a te h as e v e r know n. jT h e pre
c ip ita tio n h as been n early tw o inches,
w hich ex ceed s th e to ta l fo r th e five
p re c e d in g m o n th s com bined. S tre e tc a r
traffic w as dem oralized by a flash o f
lig h tn in g w hich burned o u t th e tr a n s
fo rm e rs. T he c a rs w ere o u t o f com
m ission all n ig h t.
Big Mill T h re a te n e d by F ire s,
T acom a, W a sh .— F o re s t fires on th e
M cK enna b ran ch o f th e T acom a E ast-
e rn ra ilro a d th r e a te n th e B ry an sa w
m ill, acco rd in g to rep o rt* received
h e re . A liv ely fire is r a g in g and i t is
fe a re d th e fo rc e o f m en fig h tin g th e
flam es is in a d e q u a te to sa v e th e m ill.
CASTO R 1A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
A ero p lan e M ade C om fortable.
A ero p lau tn g Is to be m ade com-
fo rtab le. H en ri D eu tsch of P arle,
w hose p rizes did so m uch for th e ad-
v an c e m e n t of a v ia tio n in It* early
d ay s, Is h av in g a n aero cab b u ilt for
hla ow n use. T h e a e ro p la n e is of th e
W rig h t ty p e, b u t a little
cab
of
b aak etw o rk Is b ein g m a d e to s h e lte r
th e d r lre r and b is p a sse n g e r from ra in
an d oold. ________________
SuirfreNtlnsr a lleaiioii.
C o r k i n s — I d o n ’t k n o w h o w I d o It,
b u t I c a n a l w a y s tell w h a t tim e o f d a y
I t is w i t h o u t l o o k i n g a t a w a t c h o r
clock.
M c S ta b — T o be sure. N a tu r e alw a y s
confers instinct upon crea tu res th a t
lack th e h ig h e r faculties.
Mothers will f in d M rs. W inslow ** S o o th in g
S y ru p t h e b e s t r e m e d y to u s e fox t h e i r c h il d r e n
d u r i n g t h e t e e t h i n g p e r io d .
G ettin g H onest.
Is y o u r b irth d a y , isn ’t
“T h is
It.
B e ss? ”
“ Yes. Dick."
“ How old a re you?**
“T w en ty -tw o .”
“W ell, I’m g oing to give you a k iss
fo r o v ery y e a r of yo u r life.’’
“ W hy, D ick I D ick—I—I m ay as
w ell co n fess to you th a t I am really
tw en ty -six .”
ATCH ISO H OLOBE SIG H TS.
You can acco u n t for very few m a r
riages.
Dr. B. E. Wright
F A S H IO N H IN T S
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
H is Q u estion-A nsw er.
"A re m a rria g e s m ade In h eav en ? "
T h e le c tu re r p au sed , ns if fo r an an
sw er to h is In te rro g a tio n ; w hereupon
a m an w ith a h u n ted look glan ced fu r
tiv e ly o v er his sh o u ld e r, sw allow ed
h ard , m o isten ed hla lips and said ,
h u sk ily :
"D o s tra w b e rrie s grow a t th e n o rth
Dole?"
M rs. B row n— I used to be so fond of
fiction before I w as m arried .
Mrs.
S m ith — And d o n ’t you read m uch nowT
Mrs. B row n—No; a f te r th e ta le s my
h u sb an d te lls me ab o u t why he is late
g e ttin g hom e m erely p rin te d fiction
seem s so tam e an d u n im ag in ativ e.
R ed , W e a k , W e a r y , W a te r y Eye*.
R elieved By M urine E ye Rem edy.
Try
M u r i n e F o r Y o u r E y e T r o u b l e s . Yo u W il l
L i k e M u r in e .
I t S o o th e s . 50c a t Y o u r
D r u g g i s t s . W r i t e F o r E y e Bo ok s . F r e e .
M u r i n e E y e R e m e d y Co., C h ic ag o.
A m en d m en t.
“ A re you read y to live on m y In
com e?’’ he ask ed softly.
S he looked up in to hJs face tru st-
lngly.
"C e rta in ly , d e a re s t,” sh e an sw ered ,
“ if— If------ ’’
" I t w h at?”
“ If you g e t a n o th e r one fo r your-
self.”— New Y ork Jo u rn a l.
W k t l th e W ild W a v * . H eard .
"Y ou're looking b lue,” rem ark e d the
lo b ster. "W h a t’s th e m a tte r? "
“I h a v e Just h eard ,” th e o y ste r a n
sw ered, " th a t th ere a re such th in g s as
v eg etab le oy sters."
" W h a t’s th e d ifference?" rejoined the
•th e r. "T here are h u m an lob sters, too,
b u t I d on't let th a t w orry m e a c en t's
w orth .”— C hicago T ribune.
You Can Get Allen's Foot-Ease FREE.
W rite A lle n S . O lm ste d , L e R o y , N . Y . , f o r *
fre e s a m p l e o f A l l e n ’s F o o t-E a s e . I t e u r e s
s w e a tin g , h o t s w o lle n , a c h in g f e e t. I t m a k e s
n e w o r t i g h t s h o e s e a sy . A c e r t a i n c u r e fo r
c o rn s . I n g r o w in g n a ils a n d b u n io n s . A ll d r u g
g is ts s e ll i t. 25c. D o n ’t a c c e p t a n y s u b s ti tu t e ,
T h e B urning Q u estion.
V enu* w as rlalng from th e sea.
“G re a t J u p ite r ! ” cried th e m en, a*
th ey crow ded th e beach. “ How did you
lose y o u r a rm s? ”
B u t th e w om en n e v e r n o ticed th e
arm s.
“ In th e n am e of all th a t Is w o n d er
fu l.“ th e y chim ed, “how do you keep
y o u r h a ir In cu rl In s a lt w a te r? “—
J u d g e . _____________ _
T h re aten e d T hem .
M ike an d P a t w ere h ire d to clean a
ciste rn . Mike took a firm hold of th e
rope an d sta rte d to le t P a t down.
W hen ab o u t h a lf w ay dow n P a t yelled
up:
“ Ho! Mike, stop le ttin g me dow n.”
“F o r w hy?” said Mike.
“D on’t ask an y q u estio n s,” said P at,
“ fer if yez don’t sto p le ttin g m e dow n,
E ll c u t th e rope.”— H a rp e r’s M onthly.
K in d r e d S pirit*.
“J o h n , w h a t k e p t you o u t so la te ? ”
“ D i d n ’t I te ll y o u , M a r l a , t h a t I h a d
to go to a m e e tin g of th e T r u e K n ig h t*
of th e M ystic B ro th e rh o o d ? ”
“ N o w t h a t ^ j ’o u m e n t i o n it, I b e l i e v e
you did.”
“ W e ll, w e h a d a lo n g w ra n g le , a s u s
ual.”
_____________________
V o c a l.
“B u g g ie s, you a r e s p e n d in g a g r e a t
d e a l o f m o n e y o n y o u r d a u g h t e r ’s v o ic e ,
a r e n ’t y o u ? ”
“ N o t e x c l u s i v e l y . I ’m s p e n d i n g s o m e
o f it o n h e r a c c e n t .
S h e ’s
learning
F ren ch .”
Makes the Weak Strong
There is no need to con
tinue in a weak, run-down
debilitated condition when
hosteller’s Stomach Bitters
has conclusively proven
its ability to build you
up and make you strong
again, it acts directly on
the digestive system, regu
lates tne appetite, prevents
Indigestion, Cramps, Diar
rhoea or other after-eat
ing distress. Try a bottle
today.
Insist on having
OSTETTER’
CELEBRATED
STOMACH
BITTER
ESTABLISHED 4 0 YEARS
SIX T H , A T M O R R ISO N S T .. P O R T L A N D , O R .
W e w a n t you to tr y th is P iano IN YOUR
"M y d u ty ,” Bald an u n h ap p y m a r
H O M E E R I E. W e w a n t you to tr y it a t
rled w om an to-day, "Is a n y th in g HE!
our e x p en se becau se—
o b jects to .”
A t th e end u f th ir ty d ay s th e Piano
T h ere Is p len ty of cooking a s good
IT S E L F will convince y ou o f th e follow ing
a s " m o th e r’s," b u t very few ap p etites
fa c ts:
lik e a boy’e.
I t ’s th e b est v alu e on e a r th fo r th e p rice
We h av e observed th a t th ere la It-
($275).
tla co m p lain t about th e h igh prices
I t ’s M U S IC A L L Y u n i M E C H A N IC A L L Y
of b eer an d cigars.
rig h t!
T h e wom en pick a t m en an d a t
W e know th e re is so m uch real v alu e in
goods offered a t special sale. In the
th is W ellington Piano— w e ’re selling fo r $J75—on easy paym ents—th a t
som e In d u strio u s way.
w e ’r e w illing to le t it b e I T 'S O W N S A L E S M A N .
You a re alw ay s a t a d isa d v an tag e In
I t will tell it's own story to you—in y o u r hom e—if y o u ’ll sen d u s th e
a rg u in g w ith a m an who d o esn 't know
coupon.
w h a t h e la ta lk in g about.
Please send m e lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer.
H ave you ev er noticed how sudden
ly a u sefu l m an can die, an d how long
N a m e ....................................................... A ddress.......................................................
a w o rth less m an holds ou t?
A book a g e n t sp eak s as h ig h ly o(
th e book he sells as a re fo rm e r speaks
of th e refo rm he rep re sen ts.
D A ISY FLY KILLER K SdJE M ’. i
Noat. c le a n , om îm es-
S crap p in g In fam ilies Is ob jectio n
fai. convenient, cheap.
L a t t i n il season.
able, b u t It Is n o t so bad a s w hen kin
M i’le o t m e tal, can n o t
H a v e y o u r t e e th o u t a n d p l a t e a n d b r i d g e w o r k
Spill o r tfp ov e r. »HI no t
so il o r In ju re a n y th in g .
p raise each o th e r too much.
d o n e . F o r o u t - o f - to w n p a t r o n s w e fin is h p la t*
G u a r a n te e d effective.
a n d b r i d g e w o r k in o n e d a y if n e c e s s a r y .
Of
nil
deniers
or
sent
W hen you h e a r a s m a rt sa y in g by
p r e p a id lo r 20 cents.
P R IC E S
HA SOLD SO M E *#
a ch ild . It is a sign th e c h ild h a s a
*V«r Crawas
$ 5 .0 0
ISO DaKolb A .A
22k Brtdgt Talk
$ 3 .5 0
iw L fi. ». r.
s m a rt m o th er, an d th a t she m ade It
Caid Filings.......... $1 9
up
Euaci Ftiliags
$ 1 .0 0
A m an an d w om an going on a wed
Sdwr FtlluKs
50c n
S tra w b e rrie s Grown In City.
d in g trip tr y h a rd n o t to look happy,
Gaad Rubber Plates $ 5 .0 0
T o show th a t s tra w b e rrle a can be
Besi Red Rubber
and on th e ir r e tu rn tr y Ju st as h ard g row n In th e h e a r t of th e city, W illis
Plates.
$ 7 .5 0
Paaless Eitrartiaa
50c
to look happy.
A. H e n d ric k s of E a s t T w en ty -first and
B EST M ETHODS
A lb ert s tr e e ts b ro u g h t to th e office of P a i n l e s s E x t r a c t i o n F r e e w h e n p l a t e s o r b r id g e
th e O reg o n ian a n u m b er of boxes of w o r k is o r d e r e d . C o n s u lt a ti o n F r e e . Y o u c a n n o t
M agoon and O regon Im proved b e rrie s g h o e w t b m e u t c t e h r y p o u a i n p l a e y s . s w o r k a n y w h e r e , n o m a t t e r
c o n ta in in g an a v e ra g e of tw en ty b er
A ll W o r k F u lly G u a r a n t e e d f o r F ifte e n Y e a r s
ries to th e box
T h e b e rrie s w ere
grow n on an o rd in ary city lo t w ithout
Irrig a tio n . Mr. H e n d ric k s had 1,000
3 4 2 J W ashington St.,
p la n ts on his lot and a t th e first pick
ing h e picked a to ta l of 58 boxes of
Portland, Oregon
th e m o n ste r b erries. A n u m b er of th e !
T a k e c a r a t d e p o t a n d t r a n s f e r to W a s h in g t o n S t.
b e rrie s w ere o ver five In ch es In cir
cu m fere n ce and one m ea su re d 7H
A ttra c tiv e L etter*.
Inches In c ircu m feren ce.— P o rtlan d
R o d rick — Yes, he cam e o v er h e re to
O regonian
le a rn o u r lan g u ag e and s ta rte d on th e
D om estic* F i c t i o n .
An
Sherman ^lay& Co.
E v ery tim e an y big bill Is presentod
to you, It looks lik e robbery.
If a w om an can get h e r first man.
• h r n eed n 't w o rry ab o u t h er second,
o r th ird .
Ecru linen combined with a dark blue
dotted linen, w tre ven effectively u ed
•n this summery little dress. T h e linen
was of the handkerchief sort, a fine ma
terial being necessary for the gathered
skirt
A
B E S T R ATNTN O
HATTD.
It * A c t io n F o llo w e d b y
W arn ed .
m V o le *
T h *t
“ P a tric k H. M cC arren once told m i
of a fu n n y in cid en t th a t h appened in
Rom e,” said a B rooklyn law yer. "Mc
C a rre n said th a t on h is first v isit to
Rom e, a f te r he had seen th e Coliseum
an d th e F o ru m , he v isited th e A ra
Coell C h u rch , on th e left of th e Capl-
to lin e H ill.
H e clim bed th e g ran d
s ta irw a y le ad in g to th e ch u rch , tb s
finest open a ir s ta irw a y In th e world.
He pushed back th e heavy le a th e r c u r
ta in , an d , en te rin g , he found a serv ice
in p ro g ress. So h e p u t b is h a t on th e
m a rb le floor a t h is sid e an d took a
se a t
"A fte r ten m in u te s o r so he decided
he would go an d reached dow n fo r h is
h at. R ut a r e s tr a in in g b an d w as laid
on his, an d he desisted . He knew , of
co u rse, th a t som e c h u rc h e s d o n ’t lik e
people to leave in th e m id st of a se rv
ice.
‘T e n o r fifteen m in u te s m ore passed.
T h e se rv ice s till co n tin u ed . S e n ato r
M cC arren got im p a tie n t an d ag ain
reach ed fo r h is h at. B u t a g a in th e
u n seen h an d re stra in e d him from th e
rek r.
“ A little la te r, how ever, th e se n a to r
q u ite lo st p atien ce. T h is was, h e told
himself a n Im p o rta n t Bervlce, of
course. N ev erth eless, he did n o t p ro
pone to m iss h is luncheon, an d It would
h a rm no one if he slipped o u t q u ietly .
"So a th ird tim e he reached fo r h is
h at, an d th e in v isib le h an d a th ird
tim e d eta in e d him .
H e persevered,
how ever. T ho s ile n t h an d pushed and
h is sile n t h an d pushed a g a in s t It. B ut
Ju st a* he w as c o n q u erin g in th e s tru g
gle a voice said In good A m erican :
"C heese It, boss;
t h a t ’s m y h a t
y ou’re ta k in g .”
Am p i.
P ro te c tin g Seed Corn.
A m ethod of p ro te c tin g seed corn
a g a in s t th e cro w s is to add a tablo*
Mixed Feed to r H orses.
spoonful of ch lo rid e of lim e to a peck
In la rg e city s ta b le s feed in g th e of sh elled corn m ixing !t well. It Is a
h o rse s th e hay and g rain a s m ixed v ery ch eap an d easy way and th e aeed
feed is th e g e n e ra l p ra c tise and gives Is m o re a g re e a b le to h an d le th an
th e b e s t resu lts. K eep e rs find th a t w hen co ated w ith ta r a f te r th e m or»
h o rse s can be w orked h ard and k ep t com m on m ethod.
In good con d itio n on c u t hay an d corn-
m eal. T h e a m o u n t of hay fed v aries
E c o n o m ic al.
from 8 to 14 p ounds a day In d ifferen t
W hyte— B row ne is v ery econom ical.
sta b le s , an d of g ra in from 7 to 20 Isn’t he? B lack— B row ne? W ell, I ’ll
po u n d s a day.
tell you. B row ne Is the so rt of m an
who, w hen he w an ts an aw l and h a s n ’t
Good R otation.
an y , in stea d of b u y in g one v/111 go to
A good ro ta tio n ts corn, g rain , clo
w ork to m ak e one by stra ig h te n in g out
ver. H ay land should be to p d ressed
a corkscrew .
w ith s ta b le m an u re, and b e s t re su lts
w ere o b ta in e d by ap p ly in g th is little
M ethod* of C alculation.
an d o ften . W h ere land re m a in s in
“ S c ie n tists a re n o t usu ally succesa*
g ra s s a long tim e a lig h t seed in g of
ful b u sin e ss m en .”
clo v er from tim e to tim e Is bene
“No. T hey th in k th e y a re doing
ficial, re se e d in g in su m m er a f te r th e
v ery w ell If th ey com e w ith in a few
hay cro p h a s been rem oved.
h u n d red th o u sa n d m iles of th e ex act
m easu rem en t. You c a n ’t figure on dol
T h s G reat P ro b lem ,
lars th a t way If you are d oing bu»^
" P le a s e advise m e."
n e s s wi t h n b an k ”____________________
"W ell?”
"S h a ll I m a rry a girl w ho is m y ASK YOUR GROCER FO R K. & S. BRAN D 0 7
te m p e ra m e n ta l o p p o site nnd q u arre l
Disinfectant Spray
w ith h e r th e r e s t of m y life, o r sh a ll Blueing
Ammonia
Cold Water Liquid Starch
I m a rry a co ngenial so u l an d g e t tired
of h e r ?" __________________
44 Clean, 0 ” Non Boiling Washing HuiJ
No
‘T h e p rice of dog b isc u its h a s gone
u p o u t of s i g h t ”
"C a n ’t you feed him a n im a l crack
era?"— H ouston Post.
I t . P f.t.r ..
" T h e re Is one good th la g , o r o u g h ,
to be, a b o u t th e so ciety model d s tty
b u sin e ss.”
" W h a t’s t h a t r
“ It get* th e cream of th » t r a d e **—
iU lU aio r« i n u r i f o i
Phor.e Main 113
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TIME
P ortland, Ore.
o f th e year to have
your to o th o u t a n a
I* I n t e n n d bridge
work done. F o ro u t-
o f-to w n p a tro n s wa
fin ini» p l f t t o a n d
b rid g e w ork in on«
day if riecoaaary.
COFFEE
TEA SP iC E S
BR. W. ft. WISE, P tftiam i n Muía
Molar Crown« $ 5 . 0 0
22k 0ridgeTaath3.5 0
Gold Fillings
1. C
Enamel Filling» 1.1
Silver Filling«
Good Rubber
_
Plate.
5 .0 0
Bert Rubber
_ _-
Plate«
7 .5 0
P iin l'u Extr’tlon . 5 0
»1 YUM im tlK N IO 1« M IT U M
B E*T M ETHOD»
W orcester Bldg.,
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a
PORTLAND. ORE.
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J
A ct*.
R ich F a th e r — W h e n I w as a you n g
m a n o f y o u r a g e I w a s com pelled to
keep an ac cu rate expense account and
w a s n ’t a l l o w e d t o b e o u t a t n i g h t l a t e r
t h a n 11 o ’cl o c k .
S o n a n d H e i r — S o r r y t o h e a r It, g o v
e r n o r ; y o u r f a t h e r c o u l d n ’t t r u 9 t y o u
a s s afely a s you c a n tr u s t me.
P a in I chs P .x trn ctb ti F r e e w h e n plan*« o r b rid g e w o rk
1« o rd e re d . C o n su lt nt inn F r e e . Y o u c a n n o t g o t b e t t e r
p a in le m w o rk a n > w h e re, n o m a t t e r how tn n < h you pay.
A ll w o rk fu lly g u iin iiite c d f o r f if te e n y e a rn .
Wise Dental Co.
IN C O R P O R A T E D
P a in le s s D en tists
falling Building, Third & Washington, PORTLAND, ORFGOI
O ttic a H o u r# ; » A . U . t « 8 t . M .
B am i-sy«. 9 tu l
Stops Hah
Falling
Ayer’s Hair Vigor, new im
formula, will certainly
stop falling of the hair. Indeed,
w e h eliev e it will alvt ays do this ’
u n le ss there is some disturb- ’
an ce o f the general health.
T h e n ,# constitutional medicine
m ay b e necessary. Consult
y o u r physician about this.
!
p roved
D olly—W hy a r e n ’t you a t tk « conk
in g school?
P o lly —T e a c h e r’s laid u p w ith d y »
pópala.—C leveland L eader.
“W h y r
A larm .
Neth & Co. tsS h"
P r o o f,
Tip.
for
401 Main St.
P o .tp n n .il,
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T ra v e le r— H ere! Keep off! W hat
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P u llm an P o rte r— Don’t shy, »ah! It
am o nly de v ack u m -d ean eh , w hich hab
supehceded de inicrobey w hiskbroom
in d is h eah up-to-date car. s a h ! — Puck.
L o ttie— Is y o u r young m in iste r, so
.ery , v ery fa sc in a tin g ?
H a ttie — F a sc in a tin g ! W hy, lo ts of
g irls In o u r c h u rch h av e m a rrie d m en
th ey h ated , Ju st to g et one k iss from j
•he recto r a f te r th e cerem ony.— Puck. I
" I g uess I’ll have to d ispose o f my
dog.”
a lp h a b e t B egan p icking up letter» ,
you know.
Van A lb ert— And w hat progrea» ha»
he m ad e?
R o d rick —Oh, h e soon found th a t
th e only le tte rs he hud tim e to pick
up w ere th e X ’s and V’s.
Drives away /Hies, M osquitoes and G nats.
It protects horses and cattle from attack*
of insects, en ab lin g them to feed and
sleep in peace. I t prevents loss of weight
D o n not c h a n j ^ h ^ o l o ^ ^ h e ^ m i ^ ^ ^ j am i stre n g th from worry caused by
attack s of insects, and from th e irritation
f o r m u l t w ith • • e h b o tti* j
of th e ir bites *n»l stings. T here is l
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S how it to y o u r
satisfaction i n t h e relief it afTordi
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doo'. o r
dom estic anim als from th e scourge oi
A a k h : rn « b o u » I t , |
m ad d en in g parasites and flies, beside»tli<
th a n d o aa h a a a r
profit in retu rn s. H orses do m o re work
T he re a so n why A y er's H air Vigor stops on less feed and cows yield m ore and
fillin g h sir is heesu se it first d estroys the better m ilk w hen relieved from th e frenzy
g erm s w hich cau se th is tro u b le. After in cited b y co n stan tly fig hting a swarm ol
th is i t d o n e , nature soon b rin g s sh o u t a voracious, in satiab le insects.
full reco v ery , resto rin g th e h s ir s n .1
F o u r sizes, 25c, 50c, 75c a n d $ 1 . 25 .
scalp to a perfectly h ealthy conditio-
Ask y o u r m erch an t fo r it.
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