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tM S p rin g I V I e d i c i n e RUSSIANS IN A TRAP T he best is Hood’s Sarsaparilla. It is the best because it does the most good. W hile it makes the blood pure, fresh and lively, it tones the stomach to bet ter digestion, creates an appetite, stimu lates the kidneys and liver, gives new brain, nerve and digestive strength. A n unequaled list of cures— 40,366 tes timonials in two years — proves its merit. Forces Surrounded by Hordes ot Ang’y Kurds. LA N D SC A PE GARDENING. S ibjact Every H im * Lover Should Give At ontion. By J. R. Shinn, Professor o f Horticulture. M .h . Experiment Station. Moscow. Most of the West is new country, therefore it is not surprising that com paratively few dwellings and farmsteads within her boundaries are surrounded by attractively arranged plantings of trees, flowers and shrubs. Naturally, the attention of most citisena of tbie great commonwealth has been oonfined to the one Idea of money-making; per haps the plaoe baa been mortgaged and Russia Pours T ro op * and Supplie* every effort bas been bent to relieve S a r s a t a b s —For those will) prefer medicine In tablet form. Hood’s Sarsaparilla is now put up this condition; or, some may bave set Into T rans-Cauc**ia to Cruah Mrs. J . F , flee. 50 Ciould Street. Stoneham, in chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. as well as a certain standard of money accumula in the usual liquid form. Sarsatabs have identi Mass,, says: "In 'Jj years experience I have never Rebellious Tribe*. known Hood's Sarsaparilla to fail, for spring cally the same curative properties as the liquid tion and have devoted their energies to form, besides accuracy of dose, convenience, econ humors and as a general blood purifier; it cures omy, — there being no loss by evaporation, break- scrofula, eczema : has no equal as a general working toward this goal. The result id by druggists or sent by mail. spring medicine. It gives me gen uin e s a tis fa c age, or leakage. Sold ot these conditions has been that of set 0 . I . liood Co.. Lowell, Mass. tion to say this." St. Petersburg, April 21.— The lat ting as de the real beautifying of borne est news received here o f the bound grounds as a secondary consideration. ary war— -that a Russian detachment D is p u t e d t h e P r o p o s i t i o n . Another very prevalent reason why peo T a k i n g in t h e S o li. had been penned In and was calling “ All tliut you are, my friend,” said The automobile was going tifty miles for reinforcements— has aroused the ple neglect this all-important matter, the lecturer, singling out an elderly an hour. anxiety of the foreign office. It shows 1 b found in the fact that scarcely one man sitting In n front seat who ap “ We are now passing through a beau that the entire population of this person in a thousand steps aside and peared to be deeply interested— ‘‘all tiful part of the country,” shouted the district, composed of well armed and givei the matter adequate thought. that you are, I repeat, you owe to chauffeur In the front seat. warlike tribes, is rushing to the sup Although one may appreciate the at heredity and environment.” The tourist swallowed another pint port o f the brigands who have been tractive places of others, still tbe ides attacked. The situation may become of making bis own place equally attrac “ Gosh,” exclaimed the elderly man, j 0f grit and dust. still more serious if the Kurdisn ban tive la far from the Imagination. A turning red with Indignation, “ I never “ H’u i!” he ejaculated between dits who inhabit Russian territory, had no denllu's with that firm In my toughs, “ it seems us though the coun« encouraged by the retirement of the third class of people are those who life, and I don’t owe them or nobody Russian troops, join their Persian really love the touch which nature ry is passing through me.” else a blamed cent !” —Chicago Tribune. kindred and threaten the Russian gives ths home surroundings, but from lie A im e d lliiih . lack of forethought and systematic communications. L o s t th e C o n n e c t io n . To the uninitiated observer some of Associated Pi ess dispatches setting planning their efforts fall far short of Mrs. Chugwater, in looking over the the gymnastics performed in a game forth the grave situation of the Rus success. A ll of these classes of homs- morning paper, had come across a line of footbull are beyond explanation. sian detachment in Persia are fully makers can profitably devote some at that looked like this : commonly The story is told of a half-back who confirmed tonight by official reports tention to this subject, g ffe o z z w k w lw h y o jjjt jjy b lu z a r x x tb z z u g g m l Grand Dukie Nicholas Nicholaie- known as “ landscape gardening,’ ’ and “ Josiah,” she asked, showing it to him, complained to his family about the In vitch departed quietly from here to its application to homes of out oountry. justice of allowing football players to day for the Crimea, traveling incog “ what does this mean?” The ultimate aim of all landscape “ It means,” said Mr. Chugwater, “ that wear head protectors. nito in a reserved compartment of an “ I should think it was most neces- ordinary coach, Instead of by private gardening, whether conducted on the line’s out of order. Same old story. sary,” sakl his mother, who had wit car. The trip ostensibly is for per small or on a large scale, should be to Can’t you see?” nessed one game with many tremors. sonal reasons and, it is said, will be present a pleasing picture. In other “ Look at the front teeth your poor of short duration, but the Grand words, landscape gardening may be de Duke’s departure just previous to fined as the art of arranging and group cousin Frederick lost!” ing trees, shrubs and flowers in such a “ That may be,’’ said her son, stub the imperial fam ily reunion for the Easter festivities and to the marriage manner that a picture of undeniable bornly, “ but look at me, laid up for o f Grand Duchess Marie Pavlano to beauty prevails from season to aeason. two weeks with a lame foot Just from Prince W ilhelm , of Sweden, is con It is not enough that the material kicking a fellow’s nose-gear!” sidered an indication of a more im chosen for the plantings should give an portant object. attractive display for a single season, A B eau ty P a rlo r . Despite diplomatic denials, Russia There was a long silence. continues to forward reinforcements such as the painter places upon his “ Gerald,’ she said, breaking the mo* and munitions of war to the Cau canvas, but the selection should go Cl e a n s e s tk e S y s te m E f f e c t - nofony. casus. An Am erican traveler return farther, presenting material that w ill “ what Is a ‘beauty parlor.’ ?” ually. j Dispels “ A ‘beauty parlor,’ my ¿ear,” he ing from that territory recently says give increasing variety and allnring whispered, moving closer. “ Why, thlf that he saw train after train loaded beauty for each day, each week and G enes d u e to LonstipaTi with soldiers, proceeding in a south each month. is a ‘beauty parlor.’ ” erly direction, and the railroad to From this statement of the subject • A c ts naturally, acts Iru l u ly “ 'rife idea! Why so?” Kars is so swamped with m ilitary it is quite evident that the landscape “ Why, any parlor would be a beauty stores that it is unable to accept pri a L a x a t iv e . gardener who wields the tools which parlor if you were In it.” vate freight. nature places at hia disposal occupies a B e stj ForMen\vimien an JCU d- And after that the rest was easy. position on equal footing with the artist TRAIN W R E C K K IL L S 41 She accepted him on the spot. re n -y o u n g a n d O ld . who wields the brush in transferring O f S m a ll V a i n « . these picturee to the canvas. Yet it is its Fire Consumes Bodies o f Victims— The nose of the Egyptian sphinx had quite possible for most of us to play the Always duv trie Genuine wkicli |dropped off. Injured Wait fnr Hour*. part of the former, even though it be Melbourne, Australia, April 21.— has Trie full name of the Com “ Let it go.” said the sphinx, speaking in a very limited manner. As many T w o trains from Ballarat and Ben painters are imitators to a great degree, j for the first and ouly time. “ It wasn’t a pan y digo, respectively, collided late last if one shonld imitate the works of Grecian nose, anyway.” night at Braybook Junction, about others in the arranging of plants, he eight miles from Melbourne, 41 per would be committing no unpardonable sons being killed and 60 injured. The Bendigo train, with two heavy sin. In fact, this latter method of ig - S y r u p C o . J m it is m an u factured .p rin te d on the engines, crashed into the rear of the procedure Is likely to prove the most fron t of e v e r y p a c k a g e . Ballarat train. F ive cars of the lat fruitful means for the-average person to ter train were wrecked. The wreck employ; at any rate, it w ill serve ad SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS. on storm y d a ys age took fire and was almost com mirably for the purpose of giving an on« size only, regular price 50* par botlle. by wearing a pletely consumed. Many of the bodies Idea of the kinds of plants to select and v a were unrecognizable when recovered. the grouping methods most pleasing to The Bendigo train suffered but lit the eye. 'burnt* tle damage, but the two engines were On the other hand, it is necessary piled on top o f the rear coaches o f the other train. Terrib le scenes fo l that the peraon who is to become the lowed, many o f the Injured being amateur landscape gardener should un caught in the wreckage, and were derstand some of the prime essentials Clean - Light ••T u p D ir e c t ly on th e beach o v e rlo o k in g with difficulty rescued. It was a long and common sense rales of this art. Durable ■ th e ocean. H o t s a l t b a t h s and tim e before doctors and nurses ar Where shall the flowers be placed? c u rf b a t h in g . R e c re a - | I I Cui C uff H ouse tlo n p ie r fo r fis h in g . rived on the scene and in conse Shall the trees and shrubs come in the G u aran teed W aterp ro o f I n r S a n p a rlo rs . E le c tr ic lig h t s . F ir e - quence intense suffering prevailed middle of the lawn or shall they find a I I O u F r p la c e and steam h e a t. F in e w a lk s among the injured. more appropriate location in aome O regon ” a n<* < *r*-rrs* a spec* ♦30? Everywhere I I OREuun l a i , , . J u t e «. » Í . 5 0 and *3 .0 0 other point? Is it good taste to make I p e r d ay . A # * S p e c ia l ra tes by th e w e e k . ▼owe«* co »osTOM v s \ 8 U L T A N YIE LD S. walks and roads in curves? These and m à r n m D A N . J . U O O K E , P r o p r ie t o r « many other questions naturally arise An English newspaper had this death The Salvation Army is established in Allows Fs'ablishment o f Italian Post- in tbe minds of those who are carefully offices and Settlements. prospecting In this subject. It there sotic« the other day: “ At Stratford-on- fifty-two countries and colonies, and Avon, age aeventy-fiv«. William Shak- preaches the gospel in thirty-one lan Rome, April 21.— The threatened fore behooves us to get some working Every guages. trouble between Italy and Turkey ap idea of these various topics. ■peare. At rest.” parently has ended as a tempest in a home-lover should give ample attention teacup and, for the present at least, to this subject. there will be no demonstration by Italian warships in Turkish waters. O f Interest to Farmers, Indeed, it now seems likely that the The following publications of interest incident w ill produce a better feel to farmers and others have been issued ing between Constantinople and by the Agricultural department of the Rome, leading to an agreement by the two countries on many differences Federal government and w ill fcs furn which heretofore have been the cause ished free, so long as they are availa ble, except where otherwise noted, up There is an evaporation from the body g o in g on continually, day and of not a little friction. The Turkish government has given on application to the Superintendent night, through the pores and glands of the skin. Th is is nature’s w ay o f m aintaining the proper temperature o f our systems and preserving the soft its permission to Italy to establish of Documents, Government Printing ness and fle x ib ility of the skin, and so lon g as the blood is free from im pur postofflees in the Turkish cities where Office, Washington, D. C.: ities no trouble w ill result. W hen, however, the blood from any cause the other powers may have like in Bulletin No. 145.— Preparing Land stitutions, and in like manner has becomes infected with humors and acids, these too must be expelled, and met the Italian demands with regard for Irrigation and Methods of Applying com ing in contact with the delicate fibres and tissues with which the skin is to other questions that have been Water. Prepared by the agent» of irri so abundantly supplied they produce irritation and inflammation, and the subjects of dispute. gation investigation. Pp. 84, pis. 7, effect is shown by Eczema, Acne, Tetter, and skin affections of various kinds. figs. 33. Price 15 cents. This bulletin These im purities and humors get into the blood through a deranged or gives descriptions of methods of remov Sh eriff Sued fo r Reward. inactive condition of the system ; the members whose duty it is to carry off Spokane, April 21.— A novel suit ing sagebrush, of smoothng land, of the waste and refuse matter of the body fail to properly perform their work, laying out fields for different systems for $12,000 from sheriff Shoemaker, and this impure, ferm enting matter is le ft in the system to be absorbed by of applying water, and of the different the blood. The skin is not o n ly affected by poisons generated within the o f Helena, Mont., has been started by systems of applying water. The vari Detectives McPhee, Macdonald and system, but poisons from without, ous methods are compared as to cost Briley of Spokane. These detectives such as Poison Oak, Poison Ivy , captured Ed Frankhauser and Chas. and efficiency. I have used your S. S. S., spring and fall, N ettle Rash, etc., enter through the Bnlleitn No. 146.— Current Wheels: for the past two years, with the result that it McDonald, who held up the Oriental entirely relieved me of a form of Eczema open pores and glands, and so thor Lim ited train at Rondo, Mont., last Their Use in Lifting Water for Irriga which my doctor was unable to cure. My ou gh ly do they become rooted in the September, securing $40,000. The tion. Prepared in the office of experi arms, lower limbs, and, in fact, ths biggest blood that they are ever present, robbers escaped from the Helena ment stations, irrigation investigations. portion of my whole body was affected, and ja il a few weeks ago and the detec Pp. 38. pit. 4, figs. 21. Price 10 cent». or return at certain seasons of each when I first began S. S. S. the itching, etc., was worse, but I continued the remedy with tives hold that Sheriff Shoemaker, Drawings and photographs of a large year to torment the sufferer. Salves, the result that the dry, itching eruption en having thus caused them to lose the number of wheels used for rating water washes, lotions, etc., cannot cure skin tirely disappeared. I think a great deal of reward offered, should pay It him from streami are given, accompanied diseases. True, such treatment re your medicine, and have recommended it to self, and are suing him others with good resu’ ts. It is the belt blood lieves some o f the itchin g and dis by deecriptions, statements of cost, and medicine made, and I can conscientiously comfort, and aids in keeping the skin discussions of efficiency. A general dis recommend it for the cure of ail blood and M otor Cars fo r Bishops. clean, but it does not reach the real cussion of the theory of current wheels skin affections. CHAS. HORSTMAff. London, April 21.— M otor carB is also given. Wheeling, W . Va. cause, and at best can be on ly p a lli , have become quite necessities for ating and soothing. A thorough H a » O n« af H e« O w a. cleansing o f the blood is the on ly certain cure for skin diseases. S. S. S., bishops who wish to economize time Mrs. Lottakids, who k r d b e « D i n v i t e d a gen tle acting, safe blood purifier, made entirely of vegetable ingredients when making their episcopal visita Several prelates now motor t o attend th« opening s e s s io n o f t h e m o t h o f the forest and field, :s the proper treatment. S. S. S. goes down into the tions. ers' congress, w a n s e n d i n g h e r r e g r e t n circulation, and neutralizes the acids and humors, thoroughly cleansing and from place to place in their dioceses when perform ing their duties, among over the telephone. p u rifyin g the blood, and curing skin affections of everv kind. It supplies " I t ’s awfullj kind of yon to ask me. them being the Archbiship of Canter to the blood the fresh, nutritive qualities necessary to sustain the skin and bury and the Bishop o f London. In Mra. Oodego,” she said, "but I enn't come. all other parts of the body, and rids the blood of any and all poisons. S. S. S. some instances, as, for example, in I ’m too busy looking after t h e c h i l d r e n . '' cures Eczema, Tetter, Acne, Salt Rheum, Poison Oak and Iv y , N ettle Rash, the dioceses o f Southwell and St. o r a p e sw e e t M eat. and all other skin troubles, and cures them permanently by rem oving every David’s the cars have been presented Eight pounds of Concord grapes, 4 trace o f the cause from the blood. Special book on Skin Diseases and any to the bishops. It is now proposed to present one to the bishop o f N ew pounds of sugar. lVh pounds of raising, medical advice desired furnished free to all who write. two oranges, pulp and peel chopped; TH E S W IF T SPECIFIC CO.. A T L A N T A . GA.’ castle. pulp the grapes and cook until seeds come out, rub through colander, then Favor* Organic Union Saratoga, N. Y., April 21.— The add skins and boll fifteen minutes, then T ro y conference o f the Methodist Sdd sugar, raisins, lemon, oranges and Episcopal church adopted a memor boll three-quarters of an hour, or until D0IN8 WORK FOR ial to the general conference, r e - ______ like marmalade. It does not need to be questing that body to take some nc-'jeaied THE BE8T PEOPLE tion looking toward organic union of Is p ositiv e p ro o f of the reliability and confidence oar pa- I ever, will ehew your food properly and thoroughly, the Methodist Episcopal, Free Meth Boyce— it is a true saying mat turn ^ r ... j h . . your I..b- .. . a , «rp . a A k aaan J A description. a s p - ri n tian while look* a are improved beyond licntt have in us. S p ecialists a l w a y s in attend ance, odist, Wesleyan Methodist and other is money. Joyce— It must be; you assuring prompt and courteous attentioa. L a d y a t te n d A hollow tooth that is now useless can be filled and crowned so that it is saved for probably a lifetime. Methodist bodies. The conference de never tee that old miser wasting a a n t s lv s y * present. R elia b le P a in le s s D en tists- — Our reputatioa for T o socure the best results you must aurora the cided to take no action on a memor reliability and thoroughne«« it well established. C le a n li h'.gbdst grade o f skill. ial asking that the paragraph forbid m i n u t e . __________________ n ess. G o o d W o r k a n d Q u ic k Se rvic e. Examination free and larited. W h en desired yes ding dancing, card-playing and thea T e U se C e l* M eet. can have T . P . W ise or my personal service. " A N D I T D I D N 'T H U R T A B I T ” ter-going be stricken from the book P a in le s s R e tra c tio n . 50 cen ts. E x tra c tio n P r e s Take wraps of cold meet a f any Our force is t o organized th at w e can do «b e n plate* or bridge* are ordered. P is te * sod up. kind, cat In anlfdnn else, sdd s plow B e s t P late W o r k — P e rb ta s yoar teeth hare become your entire Crown. Bridge and P la te W o r k so use lets that it is impossible to firm ly set s a bridge. in • day if necesaary. Disarming Mono*. 1 ef butter the size of e walnut end one T h e « the old stumps are removed without causing you the Manila, April 21.— Detachments of smell onion, and fry together until slightest pain, and s plate is fined. I f the piste fits per fe ctly it w ill look w ell and perform its work o f masticating the Twenty-third and Twenty-fifth brown. Add boiling water to make a your food satisfactor y. itk m y so years’ e ip e n e a c e in Infantry, with the constabulary and i ! good grivy. and thicken with flour te g0 p l a t e s this work w ill gusrar.tee sat sfsetion is every case. armed launches assisting, under com C r o w n a n d B r id g e W o r k . — I t ’ s • shame to spoil your personal sppearaare and ruia you» d:»estio.i from mand o f Major Finley, are engaged the consistency of cream. This makes the lack o f teeth to properly masticate your food, when a In disarming the Moroa on Rasllan sn excellent "warmed-over” dish. bridge caa be supplied tfcat w ill cause no discomfort what- j Island. The troops are distributed I t Is estimated that In New York City around tbe coast, co-operating In a there art 12,300 men who were educated D E N r ffr series o f closing-in movements and FUUM I K M TMU AMI WMMMTVN, PORTUM. IMH» for the bar who are in various einploy- seizing all arms. mt-Dta outside of lew offices. FLOODS CUT OFF ASSISTANCE S y r u p jf f ig s > E l ixir-j oenna --- j---- olds and Heaii- lios due to Constipation; as dp jiet Beneficial Effects CALIFORNIA INSURE YOUR HEALTH ^ COMFORT MOORE S.S.S. kSLICKEB CURES IN DISEASES 20 YEARS IN PORTLAND " « “ '» t o W . A. W IS E H o ld in g I H ie Job. NO ONE CAN A LW A Y S AVOID Michael Callahan, a section boss for tbe Southern railroad, baa a keen | Gaelic wit. One warm afternoon while walking along the railroad tracks be found a section band placidly sleeping | beside the rails. Callahan looked dis gustedly at the delinquent for a full minute and then remarked : j “ Slape on, ye lazy spalpeen, siape on, fur as long as you slape you’ve got a Job, but when you wake up you ain't got none.” — Llpplncott’a Magazine. L lfk la ln ff mm She S a w Catching Cold on the Street Car It. While little Gertrude was looking out of a window during a thunderstorm she law a flush of lightning play along a telegraph wire. “ Oh, mamma,” ahe exclaimed, “ I Just taw a piece of the aim fall down from the aky!” — New York Preaa. Pe-ru-na Pre-Ç | Mothers w ill find Mrs. W in slow 's S oothing Syrup the best rem edy to use io * ih eix children lu r in g t h « teeth in g period. P e r fe c t ly P la in . H I ns m P o in t »». “ Naggus,” said Borus, “ you’v« teen that atorj ef mine that’s running through one of the magaxinea. How would you advise me te wind it up? I want to giv« it a happy ending.” “ Put all the character« in the gtory,” answered Naggus, “ aboard an excursion steamer for a moonlight ride. Send the boat out te the middle ef the lake----- ” “ Yea?” “ And blow it up.** C I T O St. V it a * Vitos’ Nine. Many people persist in tiding on the street cars. Insufficiently protected by clothing. They start out peibaps in tbe heat of tbe day, and do not feel tbe Deed of wraaps. The rapid moving oft he car cools the body unduly. When they board the car perhaps they are slightly perspiiing;. When the body is in this condition it is sasily chilled. This is especially true when a peraon is sit ting. Beginning a street car ride in the middle of the day and ending it in the evening almost invariably requiies extra wraps, but people do net observe these precautions, hence they catch cold. Colds are very frequent in the Spring on this account, and as the Sum mer advances they do not decrease. During the Spring months no one should tbluk of ri liDg on the car without being provided with a wrap. A cold caught iu the Spring is liable to last throngh tbe entire Summer. Great caution should be observed at this season agaiDst exposure to cold. During the first few pleasant days of Spring, the liaillty of oatching cold is great. No wonder so many people acquire muscular rheumatism and catnrrhal diseases during thiB season. However, in spite of the greatest precautions, colds w ill be canght. A t tbe appearance of the first symptom, Peruna should be taken accord ing to directions on the bottle, and continued until every symptom disap pears. Do not put It off. Do not waste time by taking other remedies. Begin at once to take Peruna and continue taking it until you are positive that the cold has entirely disappeared. This may save you a long and perhaps serious illness later on. * With all the Impartiality of the par tisan, Prof. Price set forth the con tentions of both political parties regard ing the tariff. At the close of his talk he was sur rounded by the fair members of the Woman’s Current Events Club. “ Oh, Prof. Price,” cooed the fairest, “ thank you so much for your perfectly lovely talk! 1 understand all about the tariff now. It’s Just like a lover’s comparisons—the free traders are the other glrla!” G iv in g One Dose in Time, Saves vents Catching. Cold. Donee and all Nervous Diseases F i l ò P^nn.n.1 n e a tly cu re d b y D r. K lin o ’s G re a t N .rv e fu -.ior.r B end fo r F R E E f 2 trial bottlo and i r M l l M . D r. it. I L K l i n . , Ix L , 9 Z I A r c h fit., P k in k .F «, Not D I .* ,p .l* le S , Adam Zawfox— What’s got yog so much interacted In that there paper? Job Sturkey— I ’m looking over this list of a hundred men that owna all tha money in the country. 1 thought mebby my name would be there, but It ain’t. Well, I didn't much ’xpect to find it, no how. Makes a Difference. “ I f a man loses his pocketbook,” said the moralizer, “ he think! the chap who finds it la no better than a thief if he doesn’t return i t ” “ Yes,” rejoined the demoralizer, “ but If he finds some other fellow’s pocket- book— well. It comes lik* pulling teeth to give It up.” Th ere is m ore Catarrh In this section o f tha country than all other diseases put together, and u n til tb e last few rears was supposed to be incurable. For a great m any years doctors announced it a local dl-ease and prescribed .oca! rem edies, and by constantly fa llin g to cure w ith lo ca l treatm ent, pronounced it in curable. Science has p ro .e n ca ta rrh to be a constitu tion al disease and th e refo re requires constitu tion al treatm ent. H a ll’sCatarrh Cure, mnnuiactured by F. J. Cheney At Co., Toledo, O iiio, is the only constitu tion al eure on tl e market. It is taken in te rn a lly in dosea from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acta d irectly on the blood and m u rou i surfaces o f th e system. T h ey o ffer one hundred dollars lo r any caae it fails to cure. Bend lor circu lars and testi m onials. Address: F. J. C H E N E Y A CO., Toledo, Ohio. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Taks H a ll’s F am ily P ills fo r constipation. H er G rie v a n c e . "Mr. Ciugston,” said the caller, "you may »top my paper.” ’ It doesn't fit your pantry shelyes, per haps, ma’am,” said the editor of the Spiketown Blizzard, sarcastically. "That hain't got nothing to do with ft.” “ You’ ve found that you can borrow it from a neighbor hereafter?” "That ain’t the reason, neither.” “ Poseibly you don't like the editoriel policy of the paper.” "No, s ir; I don’t. My nephew was ar rested lest week for steelin’ a hog, and you didn't eay a word about i t !” «■ «la « If Bad Effects From Cold. Mr. M J. Deutscb, Secretary Build ing Material Trades Council, 151 Wash ington St., Chicago, III., writes: " I have found your medicine to be unuausllv efficacious in getting rid of bad effects from cold, and more espe cially in driving away all symptoms of catarrh, with which I am frequently troubled. “ The relief Peruna gives in catarrhal troubles alone is well worth the price per bottle. I have used the remedy for several years now.’ ’ Spells of Conghing. Mrs. C. E. Long, writes from At- w od, Colorado, as follows: “ When I wrote you for advice my little th-ee-year old girl had a cough that had been troubling her for four months. She took cold easily, and On to H er would wheeze and have spells of congh ing that would sometimes last for half an hour. “ Now we can never thank you enough for the change you have made in oar little one’s health. Before she began taking your Peruua sho Buffeted every thing in the way of cough, colds and croup, but now she has taken not quite a bottle of Peruna, and is well and strong as she has ever been in her life.” Pe-ru-na for Colds. Mr. James Morrison, 68 East 18th St., Paterson, N. J., writes: “ I have given Pernna a fair tra), and I find it to be just what you claim it to be. I cannot praise it too highly. I have used two bottles in my family for colds, and everything imaginable. I can safely say that your medicine is the best I have ever used.” O a t o f t h « D im P aat. C a llin g . Our Landlady— It’s the strangest thing in the world! Do you know, our denr old pet cat disappeared very suddenly yesterday. Excuse me, Mr. Rudolph, will you have another piece of rabbit pie? Mr. Rudolph (promptly) — No, thank you! Our Landlady (an hour later) — That is three more pies saved. This aeason will be a profitable one, indeed. Alexander the Great had just subdued Bucephalus. “ Anybody can bust a broncho,” he said, “ but it takes a man to put the snaffle« on a big four-legged devil like this one.” Being shrewd, politic fellows, the cow boys of that age allowed the impression to go out that they were afraid to try to ride the savage beast, and the subservi ent historians hastened to contlrm that impression. N o t a C h e e r fu l B ran d . “ Haven’t you any inilk that is more The teacher io the Darktown school cheerful than this?” queried the new boarder as he poured some of the liquid was hearing the class in geography. “ What is known as the Great Divide?” into his coffee. ■he asked. “ Why, what do you mean by that?" “ Cuttin* a big watermelon !” answered queried the landlady. little 'Rastus with a grin that showed all “ Oh, nothing,” rejoined the n. b.; hia ivoriea.—Chicago Tribune. “only this milk seems to have the The data about the manufacture of blues.” steel cars in this country are not as defi A Hungarian student who was plucked nite as might be desired, but the Railway Age reports the number of all steel cars at a recent eiamination at Klamenburg ordered in 1007 to be 27.SOO. and of cars shot himself, but first winged an e ia i» iner. with steel underframes. 44.7)00. Ills I< lo n o f O ne. A ll la . 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