tM
S p rin g
I V I e d i c i n e RUSSIANS IN A TRAP
T he best is Hood’s Sarsaparilla. It
is the best because it does the most good.
W hile it makes the blood pure, fresh
and lively, it tones the stomach to bet
ter digestion, creates an appetite, stimu
lates the kidneys and liver, gives new
brain, nerve and digestive strength.
A n unequaled list of cures— 40,366 tes
timonials in two years — proves its merit.
Forces Surrounded by Hordes ot
Ang’y Kurds.
LA N D SC A PE GARDENING.
S ibjact
Every H im * Lover Should
Give At ontion.
By J. R. Shinn, Professor o f Horticulture. M .h .
Experiment Station. Moscow.
Most of the West is new country,
therefore it is not surprising that com
paratively few dwellings and farmsteads
within her boundaries are surrounded
by attractively arranged plantings of
trees, flowers and shrubs.
Naturally,
the attention of most citisena of tbie
great commonwealth has been oonfined
to the one Idea of money-making; per
haps the plaoe baa been mortgaged and
Russia Pours T ro op * and Supplie* every effort bas been bent to relieve
S a r s a t a b s —For those will) prefer medicine
In tablet form. Hood’s Sarsaparilla is now put up
this condition; or, some may bave set
Into T rans-Cauc**ia to Cruah
Mrs. J . F , flee. 50 Ciould Street. Stoneham,
in chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. as well as
a certain standard of money accumula
in the usual liquid form.
Sarsatabs have identi Mass,, says: "In 'Jj years experience I have never
Rebellious Tribe*.
known Hood's Sarsaparilla to fail, for spring
cally the same curative properties as the liquid
tion and have devoted their energies to
form, besides accuracy of dose, convenience, econ humors and as a general blood purifier; it cures
omy, — there being no loss by evaporation, break- scrofula, eczema : has no equal as a general
working toward this goal. The result
id by druggists or sent by mail. spring medicine. It gives me gen uin e s a tis fa c
age, or leakage. Sold
ot these conditions has been that of set
0 . I . liood Co.. Lowell, Mass. tion to say this."
St. Petersburg, April 21.— The lat ting as de the real beautifying of borne
est news received here o f the bound grounds as a secondary consideration.
ary war— -that a Russian detachment
D is p u t e d t h e P r o p o s i t i o n .
Another very prevalent reason why peo
T a k i n g in t h e S o li.
had been penned In and was calling
“ All tliut you are, my friend,” said
The automobile was going tifty miles for reinforcements— has aroused the ple neglect this all-important matter,
the lecturer, singling out an elderly an hour.
anxiety of the foreign office. It shows 1 b found in the fact that scarcely one
man sitting In n front seat who ap
“ We are now passing through a beau that the entire population of this person in a thousand steps aside and
peared to be deeply interested— ‘‘all tiful part of the country,” shouted the district, composed of well armed and givei the matter adequate thought.
that you are, I repeat, you owe to chauffeur In the front seat.
warlike tribes, is rushing to the sup Although one may appreciate the at
heredity and environment.”
The tourist swallowed another pint port o f the brigands who have been tractive places of others, still tbe ides
attacked. The situation may become of making bis own place equally attrac
“ Gosh,” exclaimed the elderly man, j 0f grit and dust.
still more serious if the Kurdisn ban tive la far from the Imagination. A
turning red with Indignation, “ I never
“ H’u i!”
he
ejaculated
between dits who inhabit Russian territory,
had no denllu's with that firm In my toughs, “ it seems us though the coun« encouraged by the retirement of the third class of people are those who
life, and I don’t owe them or nobody
Russian troops, join their Persian really love the touch which nature
ry is passing through me.”
else a blamed cent !” —Chicago Tribune.
kindred and threaten the Russian gives ths home surroundings, but from
lie
A im e d
lliiih .
lack of forethought and systematic
communications.
L o s t th e C o n n e c t io n .
To the uninitiated observer some of
Associated Pi ess dispatches setting planning their efforts fall far short of
Mrs. Chugwater, in looking over the the gymnastics performed in a game forth the grave situation of the Rus success. A ll of these classes of homs-
morning paper, had come across a line of footbull are beyond explanation. sian detachment in Persia are fully makers can profitably devote some at
that looked like this :
commonly
The story is told of a half-back who confirmed tonight by official reports tention to this subject,
g ffe o z z w k w lw h y o jjjt jjy b lu z a r x x tb z z u g g m l
Grand Dukie Nicholas Nicholaie- known as “ landscape gardening,’ ’ and
“ Josiah,” she asked, showing it to him, complained to his family about the In vitch departed quietly from here to its application to homes of out oountry.
justice of allowing football players to day for the Crimea, traveling incog
“ what does this mean?”
The ultimate aim of all landscape
“ It means,” said Mr. Chugwater, “ that wear head protectors.
nito in a reserved compartment of an
“ I should think it was most neces- ordinary coach, Instead of by private gardening, whether conducted on
the line’s out of order. Same old story.
sary,” sakl his mother, who had wit car. The trip ostensibly is for per small or on a large scale, should be to
Can’t you see?”
nessed one game with many tremors. sonal reasons and, it is said, will be present a pleasing picture. In other
“ Look at the front teeth your poor of short duration, but the Grand words, landscape gardening may be de
Duke’s departure just previous to fined as the art of arranging and group
cousin Frederick lost!”
ing trees, shrubs and flowers in such a
“ That may be,’’ said her son, stub the imperial fam ily reunion for the
Easter festivities and to the marriage manner that a picture of undeniable
bornly, “ but look at me, laid up for o f Grand Duchess Marie Pavlano to
beauty prevails from season to aeason.
two weeks with a lame foot Just from Prince W ilhelm , of Sweden, is con
It is not enough that the material
kicking a fellow’s nose-gear!”
sidered an indication of a more im chosen for the plantings should give an
portant object.
attractive display for a single season,
A
B eau ty
P a rlo r .
Despite diplomatic denials, Russia
There was a long silence.
continues to forward reinforcements such as the painter places upon his
“ Gerald,’ she said, breaking the mo* and munitions of war to the Cau canvas, but the selection should go
Cl e a n s e s tk e S y s te m E f f e c t - nofony.
casus. An Am erican traveler return farther, presenting material that w ill
“ what Is a ‘beauty parlor.’ ?”
ually.
j Dispels
“ A ‘beauty parlor,’ my ¿ear,” he ing from that territory recently says give increasing variety and allnring
whispered, moving closer. “ Why, thlf that he saw train after train loaded beauty for each day, each week and
G enes d u e to LonstipaTi
with soldiers, proceeding in a south each month.
is a ‘beauty parlor.’ ”
erly direction, and the railroad to
From this statement of the subject
• A c ts naturally, acts Iru
l
u ly
“ 'rife idea! Why so?”
Kars is so swamped with m ilitary it is quite evident that the landscape
“ Why, any parlor would be a beauty stores that it is unable to accept pri
a L a x a t iv e .
gardener who wields the tools which
parlor if you were In it.”
vate freight.
nature places at hia disposal occupies a
B e stj ForMen\vimien an JCU d-
And after that the rest was easy.
position on equal footing with the artist
TRAIN W R E C K K IL L S 41
She accepted him on the spot.
re n -y o u n g a n d O ld .
who wields the brush in transferring
O f S m a ll V a i n « .
these picturee to the canvas. Yet it is
its
Fire Consumes Bodies o f Victims—
The nose of the Egyptian sphinx had
quite possible for most of us to play the
Always duv trie Genuine wkicli |dropped off.
Injured Wait fnr Hour*.
part of the former, even though it be
Melbourne,
Australia,
April
21.—
has Trie full name of the Com
“ Let it go.” said the sphinx, speaking
in a very limited manner.
As many
T w o trains from Ballarat and Ben painters are imitators to a great degree,
j
for
the
first
and
ouly
time.
“
It
wasn’t
a
pan y
digo, respectively, collided late last if one shonld imitate the works of
Grecian nose, anyway.”
night at Braybook Junction, about
others in the arranging of plants, he
eight miles from Melbourne, 41 per
would be committing no unpardonable
sons being killed and 60 injured.
The Bendigo train, with two heavy sin. In fact, this latter method of
ig - S y r u p
C
o .
J m it is m an u factured .p rin te d on the
engines, crashed into the rear of the procedure Is likely to prove the most
fron t of e v e r y p a c k a g e .
Ballarat train. F ive cars of the lat fruitful means for the-average person to
ter train were wrecked. The wreck employ; at any rate, it w ill serve ad
SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS.
on
storm
y
d
a
ys
age took fire and was almost com mirably for the purpose of giving an
on« size only, regular price 50* par botlle.
by wearing a
pletely consumed. Many of the bodies Idea of the kinds of plants to select and
v a
were unrecognizable when recovered. the grouping methods most pleasing to
The Bendigo train suffered but lit the eye.
'burnt*
tle damage, but the two engines were
On the other hand, it is necessary
piled on top o f the rear coaches o f
the other train. Terrib le scenes fo l that the peraon who is to become the
lowed, many o f the Injured being amateur landscape gardener should un
caught in the wreckage, and were derstand some of the prime essentials
Clean - Light
••T u p
D ir e c t ly on th e beach o v e rlo o k in g
with difficulty rescued. It was a long and common sense rales of this art.
Durable
■
th e ocean. H o t s a l t b a t h s and
tim e before doctors and nurses ar Where shall the flowers be placed?
c u rf b a t h in g . R e c re a - |
I I Cui
C uff H ouse tlo n p ie r fo r fis h in g .
rived on the scene and in conse Shall the trees and shrubs come in the
G u aran teed
W aterp ro o f
I n r
S a n p a rlo rs . E le c tr ic lig h t s . F ir e -
quence intense suffering prevailed middle of the lawn or shall they find a
I I O
u F
r
p la c e and steam h e a t. F in e w a lk s
among the injured.
more appropriate location in aome
O regon ” a
n<* <
*r*-rrs*
a spec*
♦30? Everywhere
I I OREuun
l a i , , . J u t e «. » Í . 5 0 and *3 .0 0
other point? Is it good taste to make
I p e r d ay .
A # * S p e c ia l ra tes by th e w e e k .
▼owe«* co »osTOM v s \
8 U L T A N YIE LD S.
walks and roads in curves? These and
m à r n m D A N . J . U O O K E , P r o p r ie t o r «
many other questions naturally arise
An English newspaper had this death
The Salvation Army is established in Allows Fs'ablishment o f Italian Post- in tbe minds of those who are carefully
offices and Settlements.
prospecting In this subject.
It there
sotic« the other day: “ At Stratford-on- fifty-two countries and colonies, and
Avon, age aeventy-fiv«. William Shak- preaches the gospel in thirty-one lan
Rome, April 21.— The threatened fore behooves us to get some working
Every
guages.
trouble between Italy and Turkey ap idea of these various topics.
■peare. At rest.”
parently has ended as a tempest in a home-lover should give ample attention
teacup and, for the present at least, to this subject.
there will be no demonstration by
Italian warships in Turkish waters.
O f Interest to Farmers,
Indeed, it now seems likely that the
The following publications of interest
incident w ill produce a better feel to farmers and others have been issued
ing
between
Constantinople
and
by the Agricultural department of the
Rome, leading to an agreement by
the two countries on many differences Federal government and w ill fcs furn
which heretofore have been the cause ished free, so long as they are availa
ble, except where otherwise noted, up
There is an evaporation from the body g o in g on continually, day and of not a little friction.
The Turkish government has given on application to the Superintendent
night, through the pores and glands of the skin.
Th is is nature’s w ay o f
m aintaining the proper temperature o f our systems and preserving the soft its permission to Italy to establish of Documents, Government Printing
ness and fle x ib ility of the skin, and so lon g as the blood is free from im pur postofflees in the Turkish cities where Office, Washington, D. C.:
ities no trouble w ill result. W hen, however, the blood from any cause the other powers may have like in
Bulletin No. 145.— Preparing Land
stitutions, and in like manner has
becomes infected with humors and acids, these too must be expelled, and
met the Italian demands with regard for Irrigation and Methods of Applying
com ing in contact with the delicate fibres and tissues with which the skin is to other questions that have been Water. Prepared by the agent» of irri
so abundantly supplied they produce irritation and inflammation, and the subjects of dispute.
gation investigation.
Pp. 84, pis. 7,
effect is shown by Eczema, Acne, Tetter, and skin affections of various kinds.
figs. 33. Price 15 cents. This bulletin
These im purities and humors get into the blood through a deranged or
gives descriptions of methods of remov
Sh eriff Sued fo r Reward.
inactive condition of the system ; the members whose duty it is to carry off
Spokane, April 21.— A novel suit ing sagebrush, of smoothng land, of
the waste and refuse matter of the body fail to properly perform their work,
laying out fields for different systems
for $12,000 from sheriff Shoemaker,
and this impure, ferm enting matter is le ft in the system to be absorbed by
of applying water, and of the different
the blood. The skin is not o n ly affected by poisons generated within the o f Helena, Mont., has been started by systems of applying water. The vari
Detectives McPhee, Macdonald and
system, but poisons from without,
ous methods are compared as to cost
Briley of Spokane. These detectives
such as Poison Oak, Poison Ivy ,
captured Ed Frankhauser and Chas. and efficiency.
I have used your S. S. S., spring and fall,
N ettle Rash, etc., enter through the
Bnlleitn No. 146.— Current Wheels:
for the past two years, with the result that it
McDonald, who held up the Oriental
entirely relieved me of a form of Eczema
open pores and glands, and so thor
Lim ited train at Rondo, Mont., last Their Use in Lifting Water for Irriga
which my doctor was unable to cure.
My
ou gh ly do they become rooted in the
September, securing $40,000.
The tion. Prepared in the office of experi
arms, lower limbs, and, in fact, ths biggest
blood that they are ever present,
robbers escaped from the Helena ment stations, irrigation investigations.
portion of my whole body was affected, and
ja il a few weeks ago and the detec Pp. 38. pit. 4, figs. 21. Price 10 cent».
or return at certain seasons of each
when I first began S. S. S. the itching, etc.,
was worse, but I continued the remedy with
tives hold that Sheriff Shoemaker, Drawings and photographs of a large
year to torment the sufferer. Salves,
the result that the dry, itching eruption en
having thus caused them to lose the number of wheels used for rating water
washes, lotions, etc., cannot cure skin
tirely disappeared.
I think a great deal of
reward offered, should pay It him from streami are given, accompanied
diseases.
True, such treatment re
your medicine, and have recommended it to
self, and are suing him
others with good resu’ ts. It is the belt blood
lieves some o f the itchin g and dis
by deecriptions, statements of cost, and
medicine made, and I can conscientiously
comfort, and aids in keeping the skin
discussions of efficiency. A general dis
recommend it for the cure of ail blood and
M
otor
Cars
fo
r
Bishops.
clean, but it does not reach the real
cussion of the theory of current wheels
skin affections.
CHAS. HORSTMAff.
London, April 21.— M otor carB is also given.
Wheeling, W . Va.
cause, and at best can be on ly p a lli
,
have
become
quite
necessities
for
ating and soothing.
A thorough
H a » O n« af H e« O w a.
cleansing o f the blood is the on ly certain cure for skin diseases. S. S. S., bishops who wish to economize time
Mrs. Lottakids, who k r d b e « D i n v i t e d
a gen tle acting, safe blood purifier, made entirely of vegetable ingredients when making their episcopal visita
Several prelates now motor t o attend th« opening s e s s io n o f t h e m o t h
o f the forest and field, :s the proper treatment. S. S. S. goes down into the tions.
ers'
congress, w a n s e n d i n g h e r r e g r e t n
circulation, and neutralizes the acids and humors, thoroughly cleansing and from place to place in their dioceses
when perform ing their duties, among over the telephone.
p u rifyin g the blood, and curing skin affections of everv kind. It supplies
" I t ’s awfullj kind of yon to ask me.
them being the Archbiship of Canter
to the blood the fresh, nutritive qualities necessary to sustain the skin and bury and the Bishop o f London. In Mra. Oodego,” she said, "but I enn't come.
all other parts of the body, and rids the blood of any and all poisons. S. S. S. some instances, as, for example, in I ’m too busy looking after t h e c h i l d r e n . ''
cures Eczema, Tetter, Acne, Salt Rheum, Poison Oak and Iv y , N ettle Rash, the dioceses o f Southwell and St.
o r a p e sw e e t M eat.
and all other skin troubles, and cures them permanently by rem oving every David’s the cars have been presented
Eight pounds of Concord grapes, 4
trace o f the cause from the blood. Special book on Skin Diseases and any to the bishops. It is now proposed
to present one to the bishop o f N ew pounds of sugar. lVh pounds of raising,
medical advice desired furnished free to all who write.
two oranges, pulp and peel chopped;
TH E S W IF T SPECIFIC CO.. A T L A N T A . GA.’ castle.
pulp the grapes and cook until seeds
come out, rub through colander, then
Favor* Organic Union
Saratoga, N. Y., April 21.— The add skins and boll fifteen minutes, then
T ro y conference o f the Methodist Sdd sugar, raisins, lemon, oranges and
Episcopal church adopted a memor boll three-quarters of an hour, or until
D0IN8 WORK FOR ial to the general conference, r e - ______
like marmalade. It does not need to be
questing that body to take some nc-'jeaied
THE BE8T PEOPLE tion
looking toward organic union of
Is p ositiv e p ro o f of the reliability and confidence oar pa- I ever, will ehew your food properly and thoroughly,
the Methodist Episcopal, Free Meth
Boyce— it is a true saying mat turn
^
r
...
j
h
. . your I..b-
.. . a
, «rp . a
A k
aaan J A description.
a
s
p
- ri n
tian
while
look* a are
improved
beyond
licntt have in us. S p ecialists a l w a y s in attend ance,
odist, Wesleyan Methodist and other is money. Joyce— It must be; you
assuring prompt and courteous attentioa. L a d y a t te n d A hollow tooth that is now useless can be filled and
crowned so that it is saved for probably a lifetime.
Methodist bodies. The conference de never tee that old miser wasting a
a n t s lv s y * present.
R elia b le P a in le s s D en tists- — Our reputatioa for T o socure the best results you must aurora the
cided to take no action on a memor
reliability and thoroughne«« it well established. C le a n li h'.gbdst grade o f skill.
ial asking that the paragraph forbid m i n u t e . __________________
n ess. G o o d W o r k a n d Q u ic k Se rvic e.
Examination free and larited. W h en desired yes
ding dancing, card-playing and thea
T e U se C e l* M eet.
can have T . P . W ise or my personal service.
" A N D I T D I D N 'T H U R T A B I T ”
ter-going be stricken from the book
P a in le s s R e tra c tio n . 50 cen ts. E x tra c tio n P r e s
Take wraps of cold meet a f any
Our
force
is
t
o
organized
th
at
w
e
can
do
«b e n plate* or bridge* are ordered. P is te *
sod up.
kind, cat In anlfdnn else, sdd s plow
B e s t P late W o r k — P e rb ta s yoar teeth hare become your entire Crown. Bridge and P la te W o r k
so use lets that it is impossible to firm ly set s a bridge. in • day if necesaary.
Disarming Mono*.
1 ef butter the size of e walnut end one
T h e « the old stumps are removed without causing you the
Manila, April 21.— Detachments of smell onion, and fry together until
slightest pain, and s plate is fined. I f the piste fits per
fe ctly it w ill look w ell and perform its work o f masticating
the Twenty-third and Twenty-fifth brown. Add boiling water to make a
your food satisfactor y.
itk m y so years’ e ip e n e a c e in
Infantry,
with the constabulary and i ! good grivy. and thicken with flour te
g0 p l a t e s
this work w ill gusrar.tee sat sfsetion is every case.
armed launches assisting, under com
C r o w n a n d B r id g e W o r k . — I t ’ s • shame to spoil
your personal sppearaare and ruia you» d:»estio.i from
mand o f Major Finley, are engaged the consistency of cream. This makes
the lack o f teeth to properly masticate your food, when a
In disarming the Moroa on Rasllan sn excellent "warmed-over” dish.
bridge caa be supplied tfcat w ill cause no discomfort what- j
Island.
The troops are distributed
I t Is estimated that In New York City
around tbe coast, co-operating In a there art 12,300 men who were educated
D E N r ffr
series o f closing-in movements and
FUUM I K M TMU AMI WMMMTVN, PORTUM. IMH»
for the bar who are in various einploy-
seizing all arms.
mt-Dta outside of lew offices.
FLOODS CUT OFF ASSISTANCE
S y r u p jf f ig s
> E l ixir-j oenna
--- j---- olds and Heaii-
lios due to Constipation;
as
dp jiet
Beneficial Effects
CALIFORNIA
INSURE YOUR HEALTH
^ COMFORT
MOORE
S.S.S.
kSLICKEB
CURES
IN DISEASES
20 YEARS
IN PORTLAND
" « “ '» t o
W . A. W IS E
H o ld in g
I
H ie
Job.
NO ONE CAN A LW A Y S AVOID
Michael Callahan, a section boss for
tbe Southern railroad, baa a keen
| Gaelic wit. One warm afternoon while
walking along the railroad tracks be
found a section band placidly sleeping
| beside the rails. Callahan looked dis
gustedly at the delinquent for a full
minute and then remarked :
j “ Slape on, ye lazy spalpeen, siape
on, fur as long as you slape you’ve got
a Job, but when you wake up you ain't
got none.” — Llpplncott’a Magazine.
L lfk la ln ff
mm
She
S a w
Catching Cold on the Street Car
It.
While little Gertrude was looking out
of a window during a thunderstorm
she law a flush of lightning play
along a telegraph wire.
“ Oh, mamma,” ahe exclaimed, “ I
Just taw a piece of the aim fall down
from the aky!” — New York Preaa.
Pe-ru-na Pre-Ç
|
Mothers w ill find Mrs. W in slow 's S oothing
Syrup the best rem edy to use io * ih eix children
lu r in g t h « teeth in g period.
P e r fe c t ly
P la in .
H I ns
m
P o in t »».
“ Naggus,” said Borus, “ you’v« teen
that atorj ef mine that’s running through
one of the magaxinea. How would you
advise me te wind it up? I want to giv«
it a happy ending.”
“ Put all the character« in the gtory,”
answered Naggus, “ aboard an excursion
steamer for a moonlight ride. Send the
boat out te the middle ef the lake----- ”
“ Yea?”
“ And blow it up.**
C I T O St. V
it a *
Vitos’
Nine.
Many people persist in tiding on the street cars. Insufficiently protected
by clothing.
They start out peibaps in tbe heat of tbe day, and do not feel tbe Deed
of wraaps.
The rapid moving oft he car cools the body unduly. When they board
the car perhaps they are slightly perspiiing;.
When the body is in this
condition it is sasily chilled. This is especially true when a peraon is sit
ting.
Beginning a street car ride in the middle of the day and ending it in the
evening almost invariably requiies extra wraps, but people do net observe
these precautions, hence they catch cold.
Colds are very frequent in the Spring on this account, and as the Sum
mer advances they do not decrease. During the Spring months no one
should tbluk of ri liDg on the car without being provided with a wrap.
A cold caught iu the Spring is liable to last throngh tbe entire Summer.
Great caution should be observed at this season agaiDst exposure to cold.
During the first few pleasant days of Spring, the liaillty of oatching cold is
great.
No wonder so many people acquire muscular rheumatism and catnrrhal
diseases during thiB season.
However, in spite of the greatest precautions, colds w ill be canght.
A t tbe appearance of the first symptom, Peruna should be taken accord
ing to directions on the bottle, and continued until every symptom disap
pears.
Do not put It off. Do not waste time by taking other remedies. Begin
at once to take Peruna and continue taking it until you are positive that
the cold has entirely disappeared. This may save you a long and perhaps
serious illness later on.
*
With all the Impartiality of the par
tisan, Prof. Price set forth the con
tentions of both political parties regard
ing the tariff.
At the close of his talk he was sur
rounded by the fair members of the
Woman’s Current Events Club.
“ Oh, Prof. Price,” cooed the fairest,
“ thank you so much for your perfectly
lovely talk! 1 understand all about
the tariff now. It’s Just like a lover’s
comparisons—the free traders are the
other glrla!”
G iv in g
One Dose in
Time, Saves
vents Catching.
Cold.
Donee and all Nervous Diseases
F i l ò P^nn.n.1
n e a tly
cu re d b y
D r.
K lin o ’s
G re a t
N .rv e fu -.ior.r B end fo r F R E E f 2 trial bottlo and
i r M l l M . D r. it. I L K l i n . , Ix L , 9 Z I A r c h fit., P k in k .F «,
Not D I .* ,p .l* le S ,
Adam Zawfox— What’s got yog so
much interacted In that there paper?
Job Sturkey— I ’m looking over this list
of a hundred men that owna all tha
money in the country. 1 thought mebby
my name would be there, but It ain’t.
Well, I didn't much ’xpect to find it, no
how.
Makes a Difference.
“ I f a man loses his pocketbook,”
said the moralizer, “ he think! the chap
who finds it la no better than a thief
if he doesn’t return i t ”
“ Yes,” rejoined the demoralizer, “ but
If he finds some other fellow’s pocket-
book— well. It comes lik* pulling teeth
to give It up.”
Th ere is m ore Catarrh In this section o f tha
country than all other diseases put together,
and u n til tb e last few rears was supposed to be
incurable. For a great m any years doctors
announced it a local dl-ease and prescribed
.oca! rem edies, and by constantly fa llin g to
cure w ith lo ca l treatm ent, pronounced it in
curable. Science has p ro .e n ca ta rrh to be a
constitu tion al disease and th e refo re requires
constitu tion al treatm ent. H a ll’sCatarrh Cure,
mnnuiactured by F. J. Cheney At Co., Toledo,
O iiio, is the only constitu tion al eure on tl e
market. It is taken in te rn a lly in dosea from 10
drops to a teaspoonful. It acta d irectly on the
blood and m u rou i surfaces o f th e system.
T h ey o ffer one hundred dollars lo r any caae it
fails to cure. Bend lor circu lars and testi
m onials.
Address: F. J. C H E N E Y A CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Taks H a ll’s F am ily P ills fo r constipation.
H er
G rie v a n c e .
"Mr. Ciugston,” said the caller, "you
may »top my paper.”
’ It doesn't fit your pantry shelyes, per
haps, ma’am,” said the editor of the
Spiketown Blizzard, sarcastically.
"That hain't got nothing to do with ft.”
“ You’ ve found that you can borrow it
from a neighbor hereafter?”
"That ain’t the reason, neither.”
“ Poseibly you don't like the editoriel
policy of the paper.”
"No, s ir; I don’t. My nephew was ar
rested lest week for steelin’ a hog, and
you didn't eay a word about i t !”
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If
Bad Effects From Cold.
Mr. M J. Deutscb, Secretary Build
ing Material Trades Council, 151 Wash
ington St., Chicago, III., writes:
" I have found your medicine to be
unuausllv efficacious in getting rid of
bad effects from cold, and more espe
cially in driving away all symptoms of
catarrh, with which I am frequently
troubled.
“ The relief Peruna gives in catarrhal
troubles alone is well worth the price
per bottle. I have used the remedy for
several years now.’ ’
Spells of Conghing.
Mrs. C. E. Long, writes from At-
w od, Colorado, as follows:
“ When I wrote you for advice my
little th-ee-year old girl had a cough
that had been troubling her for four
months.
She took cold easily, and
On
to
H er
would wheeze and have spells of congh
ing that would sometimes last for half
an hour.
“ Now we can never thank you enough
for the change you have made in oar
little one’s health. Before she began
taking your Peruua sho Buffeted every
thing in the way of cough, colds and
croup, but now she has taken not quite
a bottle of Peruna, and is well and strong
as she has ever been in her life.”
Pe-ru-na for Colds.
Mr. James Morrison, 68 East 18th
St., Paterson, N. J., writes:
“ I have given Pernna a fair tra), and
I find it to be just what you claim it to
be. I cannot praise it too highly. I
have used two bottles in my family for
colds, and everything imaginable. I
can safely say that your medicine is the
best I have ever used.”
O a t o f t h « D im P aat.
C a llin g .
Our Landlady— It’s the strangest
thing in the world!
Do you know,
our denr old pet cat disappeared very
suddenly yesterday. Excuse me, Mr.
Rudolph, will you have another piece
of rabbit pie?
Mr.
Rudolph
(promptly) — No,
thank you!
Our Landlady (an hour later) —
That is three more pies saved. This
aeason will be a profitable one, indeed.
Alexander the Great had just subdued
Bucephalus.
“ Anybody can bust a broncho,” he said,
“ but it takes a man to put the snaffle«
on a big four-legged devil like this one.”
Being shrewd, politic fellows, the cow
boys of that age allowed the impression to
go out that they were afraid to try to
ride the savage beast, and the subservi
ent historians hastened to contlrm that
impression.
N o t a C h e e r fu l B ran d .
“ Haven’t you any inilk that is more
The teacher io the Darktown school cheerful than this?” queried the new
boarder as he poured some of the liquid
was hearing the class in geography.
“ What is known as the Great Divide?” into his coffee.
■he asked.
“ Why, what do you mean by that?"
“ Cuttin* a big watermelon !” answered queried the landlady.
little 'Rastus with a grin that showed all
“ Oh, nothing,” rejoined the n. b.;
hia ivoriea.—Chicago Tribune.
“only this milk seems to have the
The data about the manufacture of blues.”
steel cars in this country are not as defi
A Hungarian student who was plucked
nite as might be desired, but the Railway
Age reports the number of all steel cars at a recent eiamination at Klamenburg
ordered in 1007 to be 27.SOO. and of cars shot himself, but first winged an e ia i»
iner.
with steel underframes. 44.7)00.
Ills
I< lo n
o f
O ne.
A ll la .
The prosecuting witness in the damage
suit against the city wee giving In hie
testimony.
‘ Now, then, Mr. Bleedem,” said hia
lawyer, “ you will please tell tbe Jury
where you were injured.’*
“On my knee, in my feelings, end right
in front of the city hall,” rapidly answer
ed tbe witness, feering an objection on
the part of the other attorney.—Chicago
Tribuna.
A
D ls c o s r a s s d
D ig g e r .
“ O U C H , OH MY B A C K ”
‘ I see they say that when a diamond
passes a certain size It is worth no
more than a smaller one."
’How's that?”
'I f it's too large it isn't marketable.
Nobody wants to wear a diamond as
bulky as a glasa door knob.”
‘la that ao? Then it mutt be aw
fully discouraging for a man to dig up
a sparkler as big as a football.” —
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
N E U R A LG IA . S T IT C H E S . L A M E N E S S . C R A M »
T W IN G E S . T W IT C H E S FR O M W E T OR D A M P
ALL B R U IS E S . S P R A IN S . A W R E N C H OR T W IS T
T H I S S O V E R E IG N R E M E D Y T H E Y C A N 'T R E S IS T
ST JACOBS OIL
P r ic e 2 5 c a n o 5 0 c
P a le, Thin,
N ervous ?
H IM H R or THE FAMILY.
Then your blood mutt be In
■ very bad condition. You
certainly know whaf to take,
then take it — A yer’« Sarss-
parilli. I f you doubt, then
consult your doctor. Weknow
what he will say about this
grand old family medicine.
Sold for over 60 years.
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ask: ” A r a j o u r b<>weia r # f u i a r f ’* H a k n o w a
th at d a ily action o f th a b o w ala la a b o o lu ta lj
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