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R H E U M A T IS M RAILROAD IS OUTLAW CAN NOT B E RUBBED AW AY I t is perfectly natural to rub the spot fbat hurts, and when the muscles, nerves, joints and bones are throbbing and twitching* with the pains of Rheumatism the sufferer is apt to turn to the liniment Dottle, or some other external application, in an effort to get relief from the disease, by producing counter*irritation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo* **n ly » hut can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more than skin deep—-it is rooted and grounded in the blood and can only be reached by constitutional treatment— IT CANNOT BE RUBBED A W A Y. Rheumatism is due to an excess of uric acid in the blood, brought about by rei a<j ’*Umu^a^oa sy stem refuse matter which the natural avenues of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This refuse matter, coming in contact with the different acids of the body, forms uric acid which is absorbed into the blood and distributed to all parts of the body, and Rheumatism gets possession of the system. The aches and pains are only symptoms, and though they may be scattered or relieved for a time by surface treatment, they w ill reappear at the first exposure to cold or dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma tism can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated with irritating, pain-producing uric acid poison. The disease w ill shift from muscle to muscle or joint to joint, settling on the nerves, causing Inflammation and swelling and such terrible pain3 that the nervous system is often shattered, the health undermined, and perhaps the patient becomes deformed and crippled for life. S. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the blood and renovates the circulation by neutralizing the acids and expelling all foreign matter from the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so that instead of a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit ing acrid and corrosive matter in the mus cles, nerves, joints and bones, the body is fed and nourished by rich, health-sustaining blood which completely and permanently cures Rheumatism. S. S. S. is composed PURELY VEGETABLE of both purifying and tonic properties— just what is needed in every case of Rheu matism. It contains no potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but is made entirely of purifying, healing extracts and juices of roots, herbs and barks. If you are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable time trying to rub a blood disease away, but begin the use of S. S. S. and write us about your case and our physicians will give you any information or advice desired free of charge and will send our special treatise on Rheumatism. S.S.8. THE SW IFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA, At Culross Abbey in Fife, Scotland, a Americans and American capital are tombstone has been found . which is be- going into Ceylon to assist in the devel- lieved to date from the fourth century of opment of the tea-growing industry this the Christian era. j y^ar as never before. Openly Defies Authorities of the State of Alabama. MILITIA MAY BE CALLfl) UPON Governor Will Take Possession o f the Road by Armed Force if N « : e i- sary to Enforce Laws. Birmingham, Ala., Aug. 6.— It Is not unlikely that troops w ill be or dered out within a few days to take possession o f the line o f the South ern Railway, the cancellation of whose license to operate in the state is calmly ignored by the company. A four-hours’ conference held here this afternoon between Governor Comer, Attorney-Gen. Garber and prominent attorneys. Including two ex-Chief Justices of the Supreme Court, Is believed to have resulted in a determination to make wholesale arrests of officials of the Southern road If that company does not re cede from Its present position. A state official close to the Gov ernor made the statement that Gov ernor Comer was going to use every power at his command to make the Southern R ailway obey the laws of Alabama. “ I f the railroad carries out its threat to stop all business inside the state and confine itself to only in terstate business,” said this official, “ then the Governor w ill order out the state troops and take possession o f the railroad, which has already placed Itself In the attitude of a mob, defying the rightful authority o f the state. This action would be followed up By an extra session of the legisla ture, at which a law would be enact ed whereby the railroad would be placed In the hands of a receiver In less than 60 days.” C o a r s e C l e a r l y M a r k e d O u t. Sir Henry Samuel, who was a Union Inquisitive Acquaintance— Have you ist candidate for Parliament, is the au ever thought what you would do if your thor of this bull : “ The legislative gar gas bag should collapse while you are den of the Liberals is an arid swamp.” half a mile or more up in the air? T h e film lt . Daring Aeronaut—Often. I should STAN D AR D C A N N O T ESCAPE. start at once for terra firma by the short ! Biggs— The Dopsous are very exclu- she, 1 understand. est possible route. Diggs— Yes. ludeed. Why, they even Only T w o P retext«, and Neither One Will Hold. Gesture language still exists in parts 1 have wire screens on their doors and Washington, Aug. 6.— Tw o ave of Australasia. Some tribes possess so ! windows so their flies can’t get out excellent a code that it is almost as j and associate w ith the tiles of their nues of possible escape are open to the Standard Oil Company, but efficient as a spoken language. neighbors. whether one or both are taken the For a violin by Petrus Guarnerius, “ II^rpah.,, government w ill be found strongly dated 1095, £260 was given at a recent Tlie history of many a race may be intrenched, confident of repeating sale in London: while one by Nicholas read In its battle cry. Tbe "Banzai I” the victory it scored In Judge Lan Lupot fetched £240. dis’ court. The trust may appeal to of tbe Japanese, tbe “ Faghnghlmllab the Circuit Court of Appeals on a O p i n io n C o n fir m e d . of tbe Irish, and our own "Uurrub!” writ o f e r r o r ,'o r to the Supreme "Explosion of a cargo of soap,” read have found tlieir origin far back in Court o f the United States on con Tired Thomas, who had picked up a history. stitutional grounds. One appeal will discarded paper. Although many authorities have de not conflict with the other, and no “ There!” exclaimed his traveling clared that the word “ hurrah” Is a de further appeal lies In either case. companion. “ I always told you that velopment of the Jewish "Hosannah.” The Circuit Court o f Appeals has •tuff was dangerous.”— Philadelphia the consensus of opinion now Is that it final jurisdiction In questions o f er ror affecting the law In the case, and Ledger. is a corruption of the ancient battle so far as Judge Landis’ official aets cry of the wild Norsemen, "Tur ale!” P re fe re n c e . In the construction of the law are The Court— Six years at bard labor. meaning. "Ttior aid u s F o r m e r l y tin- concerned, the Supreme Court o f the Tou'll get a cbance to learn a trade, word was spelled “ Huzza” and pro United States can only consider one nounced “ Hurray.” In one form or question. my man. Under article S o f the Constitu Burglar—Judge, couldn’t I be per another It is used by almost every tion, "excessive ball shall not be re mitted to learn It by— er—correspond nation. quired, nor excessive fines Imposed, ence course?— Puck. nor cruel and unusual punishments “ P a . , th e E u t W i n d . ” Inflicted.” In the opinion o f offi H e r G iv e n A g e . Miss Agnes. Slack, secretary of the cials o f the Department of Justice, Bacon—The average age o f persons International W. C. T. U „ told on the the case can reach the Supreme arrested in New York City is 22*6 Merion, as she was about to sail for Court on the ground that the $29,- years and one out o f five is a woman. Liverpool, a temperance story: 240,000 fine is excessive, because Egbert— I suppose the age liable to “ A little boy, one evening at dinner, the Standard Oil Company o f In be given by the woman brings the aver gazed at his father’s face a long while, diana, the defendant, has capital stock of only $1,000,000 and assets age away down.— Yonkers Statesman. and then said: of only $10,000,000. The astute “ ‘Papa, what makes your nose so N o t C o n c lu s i v e . lawyers employed by the trust may Society Leader— W hat! Is there a re dreadful red?’ find other constitutional questions to port out that I am going to marry Col. ” ‘The east wind o f course,’ the fath raise In the Supreme Court, Gazoop? Why, I don’t even know him! er answered with gruff haste. Tass that The government Is ready to meet Matronly Friend— That proves noth Jug o f beer, and don’t talk so much.’ such an issue and is confident of ing, my dear. I have been married to victory. It will reply that the Stand “ Then, from the other end of the ta- Dr. Permarv?an for thirty-seven years, b'e tlie boy's mother said sweetly: ard Oil Company of Indiana is, as and I don’t know him even yet. “ ‘Yes, Tommy, pass your father the Judge Landis has construed, the Standard Oil Company of New Jer S a id S h e . east wind, and be careful not to spill sey, the great Standard trust, in fact, Prof. McGoosle (suddenly checking any on the table cloth.’ ” and that the fine imposed upon the himself)— Pardon me. Miss Genevieve, trust must be measured by the re for talking so long. When I get started A C lo s e G u e s s . sources of the trust, and not one of on my hobby I never know when to stop. “ The word Is ‘q-u-a-r-t-z, quartz,* ” the subsidiary, dummy branches. I ought not to have assumed, anyhow, said the twieber. “ Now, can you use it By the Department of Justice at that you are interested in antiques. in a sentence, Maggie?” tention is called to the common prac Miss de Muir— Indeed I am, professor. “ Why/ replied the little girl, “ It’s tice In criminal courts of Imposing I could listefT to you for hours. like this here: ‘When a gent loves a fines upon vagrants, when the inabil S o m e w h a t D iffe re n t. lady he quartz her.’ ” — Philadelphia ity of the culprit to pay the fine is known to the court. But such sen The honeymoon was only a memory. Press. tences have never been construed as “ On our wedding day,” ste said, *‘ I | excessive fines. was under the Impression that you had G e t t in g Ont fro m U n d e r . filled my heart with sunshine.” From the depths of her inner conscious Brakemen’ s Strike Is On. “ Well?” he queried. ness Mrs. Shelley had evolved a hideous Denver, Aug. 6.— Officials o f the “ But I find,” she continued, ‘that It monster in the shape of a human being, Colorado & Southern Railroad said pras only moonshine.”— Chicago News. , but destitute of all the moral attributes today that 75 strikebreakers were on of humanity. P l e a s a n t f o r C la r e n c e . “ Still,” she reflected, “ no fair minded the way to Denver from different The sharp, penetrating voice of the person can accuse me of being a nature parts o f the country to take the of switchmen, yardmen, young woman’s mother rang out on the faker. I am not charging nature with places ■till night air. having any hand in the production of brakemen and others o f the Brother hood o f Railway Trainmen who are “ Marie, come in the hoifse this minute! this monstrosity.” on strike to enforce the demands of Haven’t I told you----- ” In elaborating the story, however, she “ Mamma,” interrupted an equally cleverly dodged all responsibility by put switchmen and yardmen for an In •harp voice, appearing to come from ting the entire blame on a helpless and crease in wages o f 2 cents an hour. somewhere on the front porch, “ this isn’t j unsuspecting student of tbs name of This Is the principal development In the strike. One freight train was Jack ! This is Clarence !” Frankenstein. sent out of the yards today manned by non-union men. i CAST0RIA The Kind You Have Always Houglit has borne the aigna- ture o f Cbas. II. Fletcher, and lias been mode under his personal supervision for over 3 0 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Just-as-jrood ” are but Experiments, nnd endanger the health o f Children—Experience against Experiment. What is CA STO R IA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Hoothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and W ind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and ltowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children’s Panacea—The mother’s Friend. The Kind You H are Alw ays Bought B ean the Signature of In Use For Over 3 0 Years. National Irrigation Congreaa. Sacramento, Aug. 6.— Plans for what is expected to be the greatest Irrigation celebration In the history o f this country were announced here today by the Board o f Control of the Fifteenth National Irrigation Congress. There will be a two weeks’ session o f festivals, celebra tions and Jubilees held In connection with the congress, which opens In this city September 2. H eretofore the congress has been largely W est ern In its composition, but this year a special effort has been made to give to it a National character. About to 8<irt North. Spitzbergen, July 25, via Trom - soe. Aug. 6.— The W’ ellman-Chlcngo Record-Herald polar expedition has been hampered greatly by a high wind, which at times became a vio lent gale, threatening the balloon- house The damage done has been repaired and as arrangements now have been perfected and the appara tus has been found to work most satisfactorily. It is hoped, unless fur ther accidents occur, to start for the pole about the middle of August. Captu'ed Jap Poachers. Victoria, B. C.. Aug. «.— Advices have been received here o f an at tempted sealing raid by the Japanese sealing schooners K alke Maru and Midori Maru on the seal rookeries at Cooper Islands, guarded by Rns slan*. The schooner Kalke Maru has returned to Miyako. Rlcknsu province, Japan, and reported three o f her sealing boats and 1$ men cap tured by Russians. PBECIOUB STONES OF THE WEST. FINfcD 929.2 4 0 ,0 0 0 . Great Moropoly la N o Better Than Countarlaitara e r Robber a. Chicago, Aug. 5.— Judge Keuesaw M. Laudls Saturday In the United States District Court fined the Stand ard Oil Compauy, o f Indiana $29,- 240,000 for violations of the law against accepting rebates from rail roads. The fine is the largest ever assessed against any individual or any corporation in the history of American jurisprudence. The case will be carried to the higher courts by the defeudant company. The penalty imposed on the com pany is the maximum permitted un der the law and it was announced at the end o f a long opinion, In which the methods and practices o f the Standard Oil Company were merci lessly scored. The judge, in fact, de clared in his opinion that the offi cials o f the Standard Oil Company who were responsible for the prac tices o f which the corporation was found guilty, were no better than counterfeiters and thieves, his exact language being: "W e may as well look at this sit uation squarely. The men who thus deliberately violated this law wound society more deeply than does he who counterfeits the coin or steals letters from the mail. The nominal defendant is the Standard Oil Com pany of Indiana, a mlllion-doUar cor poration. The Standard Oil Company of New Jersey, whose capital is $100,000,000, Is the real defendant. This is for tbe reason that, if a body of men organise a large corporation under the laws o f one state for the purpose o f carrying on business throughout the United States and for the accomplishment o f that purpose absorb the stock o f other corpora tlons, such corporations so absorbed have thenceforth but a nominal existence. They cannot initiate or execute any Inherent business policy their elimination in this respect be ing a prime consideration for their absorption. So, when after this pro cess has taken place, a crime is com mitted in the name o f such smaller corporation, the law w ill not consid er that the latter corporation is the rtfal offender. And where the only possible motive of the crime is the enhancement o f 'dividends and the only punishment authorized is a fine, great caution must be exercised lest the fixing of a small amount encour age the defendant to further viola tions by esteeming the penalty to be in the nature o f a license. “ The defendant argues that to hold it fo r 1,462 offenses would be a violation o f the constitutional pro hibition against the imposition of excessive fines ,and it is urged that congress could never have intended to confer upon the court such power. It is the view of the court that for the law to take from one o f its cor porate creatures as a penalty for the commission o f a dividend-producing crime less than one-third of its net revenues accrued during the period of violation falls far short of the im position o f an excessive fine, and surely to do this would not be the exercise of as much real power as Is employed when a sentence Is Im posed taking from a human being one day o f his liberty. “ It is the judgment nnd sentence of the court that the defendant, the Standard Oil Company, pay a fine of $29,240,000." Under the seven Indictments still pending against the Standard Oil Company, an additional fine amount ing to $88,440,000 may be levied against the company. H ow to Make Public Pay. How the Standard OH Company can exact payment from the public: Fine imposed by Judge Landis, $29,- 240,000; attorneys’ fees (estim ated) $260,000; total fine and costs $31,- 500,000. Present price (average grade) kerosene per gallon, 12 cents. Proposed price, same, 13 cents. Gallons refined kerosene to one barrel crude petroleum, 15. Number gallons to be sold at In crease of 1 cent per gallon over pres ent quotations to reimburse Standard Oil, 3,150,000. Number barrels crude petroleum, 210,000,000. In crease in dollars, $31,500,000. Cap ital stock Standard OH Company of New Jersey, $100,000,000. Capital stock Standard Oil Company o f In diana, $1,000,000. W ealth of John D. Rockefeller In excess o f $1,000,- 000,000. (Exact figures not known to him self.) R ockefeller’s Interest In Standard Oil (27 2-5 per cent total capitalization), $27,400,000. Figures based on one barrel crude petroleum producing 35 per cent kerosene and by-prodirets, paraffin, lubricating oils, etc. Flogged i i Public Vi«.w Hazelton, Pa., Aug. 5.— Louis Samobolia, accused o f wife-beating, was publicly flogged by Alderman M cKelvey, before whom he had been brought for a hearing. A fte r the testimony had been given, Alderman M cKelvey seized the man by the col lar, dragged him Into the street, pulled the coat from his back and then handcuffed him to a post. The crowd divined his Intention, and a man took off his belt and gave It to M cKelvey. The alderman Is young and strong, and the flogging was v ig orous. 8ultan’s Army Varquished. Tangier, Aug. 5.— Reports from Tetuan say that mountain tribesmen last night attacked and vanquished the government forces under General Bagdad!, the chief o f the Sultan’s army, who Is conducting the opera tions against the bandit Ralsuli. Sev eral Calds are among the killed. General Bagdadl had his leg broken. There Is no truth In the report that a bank at Casa Blanca had been p il laged, and the story that the ser vants o f the British consular agent at Elksar had been murdered is dis credited. Virginia Roads Give It Up. Richmond, Vs., Aug. 5.— Shortly before midnight the state officials re ceived a telegram from the attorney of the Virginia railroads to the effect that the 2-cent rate would be put Into effect on or before October 1, on condition that the matter should be taken to the courts for a final deci sion as to Its legality. . The statement given out by the railroads is that they hare deter mined to give In to the people and to end the conflict. Coin Design Hie Last Work. New Y ork, Aug. 5.— Through a letter from President Roosevelt, made public. It was learned that Augustus St. Gaudens, the famous American sculptor, who died, had de signed the new gold coins which are now being completed. This design ls vprobably the last completed work that left the hands o f the sculptor. M y Hair is Scrag g ly S a p p h ire s V ery F o u n d In M o n t a n a H a r d — O p a l « B r it t le . A re Many precious stones fouud in the far Western States come to a lapidary of Portland, Ore., to be cut, says a dis patch to the Indisuspolls News. Tbe principal stones cut are sapphires, gar nets, rubles, opals and agates. Besides Do you like It? Then why these, he polishes and trims large quan tities of gold quartz and any amount be ccntented with it? Have of pebbles from the seashore and moun to b e? Oh, no! Just put on tains. Talking of his work one man A yer’s Hair Vigor and have said: long, thick hair; soft, even I “ Sapphires are next to diamonds In hardness. I get a large number of hair; beautiful hair, without a these to cut, most o f them coming from single gray line in it. Have a Montana and Ceylon. Those from the little pride. Keep young just Indian Isle are the most expensive, but I have known people to come Into as long as you can. my shop and pick out a Montana stone “ I am fiftraeven years old, and an til re cently my hair was very gray. But in a few in preference to the other. These week« Ayer’s Hair Vigor restored the natural my hair so now there 1 « not a gray stones run from a white to a deep blue. S Ir lor to to ba seen.** — J. W. H ans om , Boulder Creek, Cal. Many have red and pink shades I d them. O. Ayr Co, Lo wall, ira o f j "Following the sapphires In value SAK8APABOU. and hardness to work are the rubies. PILLS. These popular stones are simply red CHEWY PBCTOtAL. sapphires, so far as I have been able to Judge, after having handled bun I dreds of both sorts o f the gems. They M e TOOK ■ M eet. As It Is undoubtedly true that one come from the same localities— Mon man’s meat may be another man’s poi i tana and Ceylon— but nearly all are son, so It happens sometimes that what mined In the copper State. “Garnets are very often brought to seems like work to one person Is re me for transforming from rough, ugly- garded as recreation by another. “ Had a good lecture on Alasky, didn’t looklng stones to pretty gems. Many of we, Eb?"asked one of Mr. Dodd's neigh these are not worth the cutting, but bors, meeting him the day after the one does not know this until after ‘the lecture. “To sit there peaceful as pie ' deed Is done.’ Very often a man will for two hours, hearing him reel off the come in and show me a stone in tbe Information and seeing those pictures rough and ask my opinion o f It. Now, cast on the screen, was a grand rest one cannot Judge the true value of a for me, beat out with craaberrylng as gem until It Is cut, but I make a guess its to wbat I think it will be. I am I be.” “ It was a good enough talk,” admit | about ns often right as wrong, for ted Mr. Dodd, In a grudglug tone, “ but many times the stones that I did not it didn’t rest me any to speak of. Be | think were worth while, turn out to tween haring to set stock still without be beautiful gems, while others that a chance to get in a word for two mor Jbore promise of being flue are not tal hours and crane my neck looking at 'worth the time spent on them. Tbe those views, I was pretty well wore beet garnets I receive are from Arizona land New Mexico, although many come when I got home. “ But I took the lantern out into the | from eastern Oregon, Idaho and Mon woodshed, and by tbe time I'd split u j tana. They are not very hard to cut. “ Idaho and eastern Oregon send a s week’s kindlings I felt kind o’ rested great number of opals to this city. I an’ calmed down.” also get some stones from Austria and D ow s a n d M u s ic a l T o n e s. The capacity of dogs to distinguish Mexico. I often And some rare beau musical tones has been made the sub ties in those sent from Idaho and Mex ject of elaborate experiments by Dr. ico, but the finest are found in Hun Otto Kallsrher, of Berlin, and the re gary. “ Opals are hard to cut on account of sults have Just been published In the proceedings of the Berlin Academy of their being so brittle. This Is why the Sciences. Dr. Kalischer trained his stone became known as an unlucky one. dogs to pick up and eat morsels of Workmen hated to have to cut them, meat set before them only when a cer for often Just as a Job was about fin ished the stone would break. tain note was sounded. “ Amethyst, topaz and crystal quartz TITO St- Vitas' Psncs sna sll Nervnas Dls.SJies are sent me from various parts of the r l l o pcrms.isnlly cured by Dr. Kline's Orest Nsrre Restorer. Hsncl for FRKK |2 trial bottle and United States. Most of the first are trsstlse. Dr. R. H . Kllae, Ld.. Ml Arch St., PLU a .P a found in the I.ake Superior region, I f ore t h e B a l l W o u n d U p . while the topaz Is obtained in Rocky “ Tans, de beauty an’ chivalry ob Mountain States. There Is very little Smoketown mingled In tbe ballroom.” difference in the work of preparing “ Mingled, yo’ say?” these two gems for the market. “ Mingled till 'bout ’leven o’clock. “ Pink and green tourmalines are sent Den dey mixed.”— Houston (Texas) to me from southern California, as well Chronicle. ss the new gem, kunzlte, which is of The London milkman covers his route s lilac color. “ Jade is very hard to polish. This on foot, pushing a hand cart with three wheels, which carries his cana of milk stone is tbe toughest known, and takes what we call a greasy polish. The best and his different measures. of this stone Is fouud in Chiua and C le v e r a t T h a t. • New Zealand. There is a light, dirty- ’Who is that seedy-looking man over looklng Jade found in southern Oregon, theie?" and while it has the toughness of the ‘That's Burroughs. He's a real mas sort from over the seas, It does not ter at constructing short stories.” have the color, and so is valued at al ‘Oh, an author, eh?” most nil. “No. I mean he can think up any “Gold quartz Is fixed by cutting It number of ways of telling you he's with a fine saw luto tbe desired shapes. broke.”— Philadelphia Press. I can tell tbe name of the mine from Mother! will And Mrs. Winslow's Soothing which any gold quartz Is obtained Syrup the best remedy to use for their children from eastern Oregon or Idaho by sim luring the teething period. ply looking at a sawed section of the O n e E x c e p t io n . mineral. Mrs. Wickler— Dear m e! how all the “ Every little while some one comes necessaries of life have gone up. in with a package under tbe arm. He Wickler— N o; they haveu’t all gone looks around to see If there is any one about the shop other than himself. OP- Mrs. Wickler— Well, I should like Right then and there I put It down you to mention one thing that hasu’t that the visitor has what he thinks is a collection of diamonds in the rough, gone up. Wickler— Certainly, My salary.— Il i always ask the location of the claims, lustrated Bits. for the reason that I get so much of Water from an artesian well at Ostend this work that I may have examined which has been wasted for fifty years hat half the rocks In the neighborhood, now hgen discovered to possess medicinal and could tell In a minute whether qualities similar to the watera of Vichy. there was any likelihood of diamonds „ 'II* i s eoioA emus eqt jo u — j s — s,i| being found In tbe collection. “ But none of these (»ersons wiil tell mspvui js s p Xin ‘Xt|.\\„ g u iu ja ji | vjoa jo jo s s s jo jd et|) plus „¿Xu[AOJduij,f me where they found the rocks until I -ejom have reported the result of the Investi -dfl -BJR pegsn „¿jaqainog jjv ‘XuiAOjd gation. They are afraid I want to -ui| sojoa s.jetqgiinp Xtu pug no.i 0 (]„ find the location of the diamond mine •||>sni|u » u i m n i n i o j « o n and steal It from them.” Æ iters U l k t Into Yoer Shoes Allen’s Foot-Ksse. A powder. It makes tight T h i n W o m a n 's P l a i n t . or new shoes feel ea«y. It is a certain cure i fi for “ What Is especially needed at the sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet. Bold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Triafpack- present time," said tbe busy woman, age mailed FREh. Address Allen 8. Olmsted* LeRoy, New York. “ is a new style compliment for thin people. Tbe attitude o f tbe public to- A D is t i n c t i o n . “So jou are one of tbe men who » urd the *wlllowy’ type of human be went west to grow up with tbe eoun- ing, especially the female species, is puzzling. Those who carry a few ex try,” “ No,” answered the prosperous and tra layerz of flesh teem to feel a con serene citizen. *‘ I am one of tbe men suming compassion for those whowe who went west to show the country frame la leas abundantly covered. In bow to grow up properly.”— Washing tbelr opinion the greatest compliment they can pay a person of my meager ton Star. proportions la to exclaim : R e H ad I i M i k . “ ‘Oh, bow well you are looking. Your "H ere'« a note," said the postal clerk, face is ever so much fuller than It from a man complaining that bis mall used to be.' isn’t delivered regularly.” “ Juwt as ture as I meet anybody who ‘What’s his name?' asked the heief. wishes to be particularly agreeable she “Vladevoledoweschowski.” —or maybe be— says that They think "Huh! With that name you'd think It will make me feel nice and comfort he had all the letters he needed.” — able But it doesn’t I don't want my Philadelphia Press. cheeks to stick out like full moons. 1 don't want to he fat, I don’t want to be even stout In fact, very few thin people do want to. That Is why 1 cannot understand the prevalence of this form of compliment No one would Mica n e t thluk of saying to a stout per Axle son, ‘Oh, you are so much thinner than you used to be,' or to s florid person, Grease ‘Oh, you are to much whiter than you were.’ Then wily sddrees remarks so extremely peraousl to the lean and hungry Oaesluen, of either sex with tbe Idea o f plenstug?” The load seems lighter—Wagon Helps the Wagon op the HiD and team wear longer—Yon make more money, and have more time to make money, when wheel! are greased with Mica Axle Grease —The longest wearing and moat satisfactory lubricant in the world. S T A N D A R D O IL CO. aw You can't get an unprejudiced opin ion of your new suit by asking a man: “ How do you like my new s u ltr I f he llkee I t be will bring op tbe subject himself. I f you run Into a stone wall, go Around I t ; don't back off and butt It, and keep at it t * long t t you can stand. 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