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?! »b o d y D m “ I m u n you. I'm alw ays w illin g to acknowledge my faulta when I aee them.” "That's all right, but I ’ ll bet you never acknowledge them when your neighbor aeea them.” — Philadelphia Preaa. THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME Are Never Without Pe-ru-na in the Home for Catarrhal Diseases. c’ 1* r* D,d be propone to you before Mother« w ill an a a n . Winslow'« sootMng o r a ft e r be kinged you? Maud— I can’t Byrnp tha beat remedy to na# for thetr thlldran tell. During the excitement I forgot dortn« the ta lk in g period. all the detalla.— L ife. | H u s b a n d -Y o n are a lw a y . looking |Th „ . „ „ a m lid whow w„ fo r bargalna. Waa there ever a time knd she was always tempting f8, when you waan't a bargain hunted? She'd jilt a beau W ife — Y’ eg, dear; when I married you. The least bit sleau,' — Scissor«. But now for beaux she has to w8. M R an d MRS. JC H W A N D T, Kg M fx Cbatteraon— It w a* * such a This maiden dearly loved to sk8, re lief to have my husband fall. Mrs. But waa of such enormous w8 C hipw ay— H o w so? “ Oh. I was so That when she tripped afraid we would have to pay all those And slid and slipped bills.” — L ife. The ice was in an awful st8. Cyril— You may spurn me. cruel one. — Chicago Chronicle. but remember, I shall not alw ays be a clerk at $9 a week. Marie— T h a t’ s just A G U A R A N T E E D c u r e f o r p i l e s Itching Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles the trouble. You may lose your job at Your druggist will refund money If PAZO OIXT- MK.M la 11 « to cur* you in * to 1« days. 40c any time.— Chicago News. Parent (an grily»— Those “ school A cross the F ootligh ts. shoes" I bought here for my boy did exclaimed the stage heroins as MR and MRJ not last tw o weeks. D ealer (w ith sur the lime light was suddenly turned upon JNO QATK1NS0N. prise)— H e must have been wearing the heavy villain. *‘ I have discovered them out o f school.— Washington L ife. your secret st last. Your face betrays Independence, M o, Teacher (In spelling class)— Johnny. ; you.” “ Explain your talk, woman.” said the spell “ fa ll.” Johnny— I can’t. T e a c h -' fresh cr— You can't spell that siinplfe word? villain, as ha calmly lighted a cigarette. W h y not? Johnny— 'Cause you told “ Your mug looks like a Japanese war me there was no such word as fall.— map,’* she replied. In a letter dated January 1, 1900, ‘‘ So you evidently Remarkable Cures Effected by Pe-ru-na N e w Yorker. shave yourself with s safety raxor.” Under date o f January 10, 1897, Dr. Mr. Atkinson says, after five years' ex- Panay (who enjoys haring her moth I Hartman received the follow in g letter: | !*,r,ence with Pcruna: Piso s Cura h a remade for coughs, oolda er read to her)— W eed some more, *1 wig ever continue to speak a good “ M y w ife ties been a sufferer from a mamma. M am m a— I cannot, dear: my and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, at druggists. r „ p h ? ion » . ^ eyes are too tired. Pansy (w ith One tw enty-five years. H er ~ case has — baffled - Mo., Bos 272. scorn)— But wead w lv oo mouf, ma.— Seven plum puddings hung In a kitch the sk ill of some of the moat noted phy N e w York Times. en at Etalham. England, recently, when Mrs. A lla Schwandt, Sanborn, M inn., sicians. One of her worst troubles w rites: " la your husband up y e t?" Inquired a donkey walked in end ate five o f them, waa chronic constipation of several clothe and all. tb e early m orning caller. “ I guess he " I have been troubled with rheumatism years' standing. She was also passing Could la,” replied the atern-looklng woman. through that most critical period in and catarrh for twenty-five years. P IT # P e rm e e e n lly cored . N o flu o r u r v not sleep day or night. After having used “ I'd like to aay a fe w worda to him.” l l l O after a raiasy'Buee • o fD r .K iin e '.o r e e i N ervo the life o f a woman— change of life. Peruna I can sleep and nothing bothers me Reetorer Seod foe F r e o a . .. "S o would I. H e hasn’t come borne Dr. about now. If I ever am effected with any kind R. H . K lin e. L td .,M l A * rch * h at!.ThìùdìfphìlTpL' ! “ In June' 1895> 1 wrot* 10 y ° » Bb j e t " — Catholic Standard. her case. You advised a course of P e o f sickness, Peruna wig be the medicine I R a t h e r On e - S i d e d . runa and M analin, which we at once shag use. My son wascured o f catarrh o f Ernestine— I don't aee w h y your Dixmyth— How do you like your new commenced, and have to say it com the larnyx by Peruna.” — Mrs. Aha Schwandt chaperon should have been offended p letely cured her. because Jack played tbe piano. It waa boarding house. Biff kins? When old age coinee, catarrhal dis Biffkim — By reversing the order of “ About the same tim e I wrote vou 1 eases come also. certainly better than lorem aking. ! Systemic catarrh is things it could be made an ideal home. about my own case o f catarrh, which , l mort universal in old people. M oyrtllla— Yea. but he Insisted upon p layin g “ A lw a ya in tbe W a y.” — Chi B iffin s — W^hsT'*, Vcqu^ires is less hair Dr. 8. B. Hartman, Preai- cago News. in th. butter and more In thy maitrcsa J L dent of The Hartman S a n i t a r i u m , Co- T om — I don’ t aee you automobillng your instructions and continued its use for >UInbus, Ohio, who w ill be pleased to w ith Miss Glddyun any more. Jack— about a year, and it has completely cured give you the benefit fo his medical ad- N o; I weighed her In tbe balance and me.” — John O. Atkinson. vice gatis. found her wanting. Tom — W anting w h at? Jack— W ell, wanting to face INDIAN ARROWS. SPEARS AND OREGON PORTLAND the parson with me, for one thing.— PIPE’ S wanted 1 will pay cash for all good relic* of stone, bend ’h lcago News. outlines of what you have and get * my price*. Address L ittle Johnnie— When Miss Nextdoor A GIRL*» SCHOOL OF THE HIGHEST • h. P. HAMILTON. Two Rhors. Wisconsin. CLASS corps of teachers, location, build p o t married, her mother threw an old ing equipment—the best. Send for cat Mlpper afte r her. W h at was that for? alogue. U f i y T r n SALESMEN tocanvaas amongst the l i t t l e Ethel— Oh, they alw aya do that. VTAll I LU farmers and dealers selling Fire. T e r m O p e n a S e p t e m b e r I S , 1 0 0 4 C h at means that her mamma isn't Water and Burglar Fro A Safes. Prices are within reach of everyone. Good money mak ■ e v e r going to spank her any more.— er Have agenU now making flu.w per day. Sm ith's W eekly. Address "T h is aervant-glrl problem w ill make SPECIALTY SELLING CO. B e old before my tim e r’ “ Bothers you Portland Oregon too. does It?” "In d eed It doee. If I b a re an ugly maid my husband la .V I. J . S H I E L D S A GO. — - F O R SEED aw a y all the time, and If I have a Growers and Importer* of All Kinds of G r a s « a n d F ie ld S e e d s pretty one be la at borne all tbe time, Dry ground, deep-rooting grass seeds that T h e C H A T H A M F A N N I N G gnd I daren't go a w a y; so there It is.” we will guarantee to grow on ground that wilt M I L L , w ith Sacking attachment, not produce cereals or any other kind of grass — Houston Post. W ill make crop of hay and pasture all seasons w ill clean and grade all kind« of Mrs. W oodby— You don't mean to of the year Address M. J. Shield* * Ce.. M m - Grain and Seeds. T h e only machine aay you paid my milliner's bill to-day! that has screens and riddles made Mr. W oodby— O f course. The bill especially lor cleaning gram on the reached me yesterday, and I thought Coast. T o convince you that this tb e m illiner m ight need the money, Grain Cleaner is as represented I w d l ■o— Mrs. W oodby— Simpleton! H ow •end you one oo 30 days’ free trial do you expect ua to be considered real and w ill pay the freight. sw ell If w e pay our bills prom ptly?— ▼ rite me lo t our Descriptive Cat Philadelphia Ledger. alogue and " o n tim e’* proposition Mrs. Potts w ss filled with nervous — g w ill interest you. alarm s whenever ehe traveled, and Mr. Potts alw ays bad hit hands full In tryin g to quiet and reassure her. " A l gernon.” said Mrs. Potts, wakening her husband from a sound sleep In a southern ra ilw ay ear. "A lgern on ! I w a n t yon to find out w hy w e are going at this fea rfu l speed. T be car la bump Ro c o * r o r o p e k a t io m ing and aw aylng till I ran scarcely WrtU lodar 1er 1res 111 nitrated o o o .i.i aee out o f my eyes." Mr. Potts sat up and looked out o f tbe window «low at th * I n v a n ì w ritte « t . *6** I moonlit landscape. "See that bridge | 11 -k - sleep i ____— ■ RRR sod Johuofl siraei*. Portlud. 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