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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 4, 1926)
t more men would be sowing wild oats jf they could get someone Not alone is the automatic patentable feature of AUTOMATIC Shakespeare Up-to-Date Tells Motorists' Terrible Toll else to harvest the crop. "I see in the papers," ob serves Bob Wilson, "that tfie i League of nations is goinjj to 'prohibit the use of gas in wars. SEVEN AGES OF AUTO ACCIDENTS Why don'tthey prohibit the kind of "gas" that starts warsT' E3 Per cent of total accidents for each age-group due to mifes nr Under IS JS3JL 4 lOypr 04 HtiRTMAN'S Ftkt UAL Ml 7 IRONING BOARD According to Hill Staats the man w ho trims his finRer nails on the street is tearing shingles from the roof of the beauty par lor. 73 II V' W I unsurpassed by any other ironing board, but the mechanical construction is far superior to all others I have a few of these hand-made ironing boards left and for quick disposal will sell them at .50 Each Hallie S. Rice Dead A postal card to or personal call on A. Lincoln Hartman, Wapinitia, Fischer's Garage or The Times Office, Maupin, will hold one for you. Act quick. A. Lincoln Hartman Inventor and Manufacturer, Wapinitia, Oregon The remains of the late Hallie S. Rice were laid to rest in The Dalles cemetery yesterday after noon, being followed to the grave by one of the largest con courses ever gathered for a like event. The funeral was held from the Congregational church. Friends by the hundred gathered at the church to pay respect to the memory of one whose entire life had been closely identified with Wasco county. His bier was banked with beautiful flowers, love tokens from many friends. Hallie Rice was born in Wasco 39 years ago. He engaged in business at an early age and on many occasions served his home city in an official capacity. Mr. Rice was taken sick sev eral weeks ago. He went to Portland for treatment, but his recovery was not to be, and Sun day night his spirit winged its way to eternal rest. Portland Painless DENTIST A Full Set of Teeth NEWS OP PINE GROVE Lewis Walf.ers and wife. Frsn cis Walters and son visited at the home of 0. S. Walters last Friday. Vae last named are from Was iington. Telephone line No. 2o has been changed from Bronner fields to . the lanfj about a mile east, the work , having been done last Saturday. Mrs. Lewis Walters i3 on the sick list. George 'Ejidersby visited at. the heme of Julius Shepflin last week, coming from Sundale, Washingto n. WAPINITIA NEWS Wapinii'ia Church Service Sunday School 10:00 a. m., Mrs. Josephine, Floyd, Supt. Preaching 11:00 a. m. and 7:30 ; p. m., by Rev. W. A. Mershon, Pastor. Christian Endeavor meets at 6:30, Sunday evening.! wife and Prof. Halburd and family at dinner Wednesday evening last. The weather is some colder. Rain, snow and sleet has been falling, finally ending with a two-inch fall of snow". Lew McCoy and family made a couple of trips to Th Dalles, lately. Geo. Endersby, a former resi dent of this place, is here re newing old acquaintances. Franci3 Walters and family, former residents, are here for a short visit. Mr. and Mrs. Hallmier of Wamic were Wapinitia v sitors Friday. Jlee Halburd, who has been visiting here the past week, re turned to Enterprise, Oregon, Friday. Prof A. D. Halburd was unable to teach school Tuesday. Flu symptoms. The date for theC. E. social has been set! for Friday, Febru ary 26, at the school honse. A good program i3 assured. Bas- Soldier Visiting Here F. M. Dodge, a member of the Headquarters Battery, light ar tillery, and son of H. M. Podge of Wapinitia, was in Maupin yes terday on his way to his father's ranch. .The young soldier is starting on a two-months' fur lough from his duties at Camp Lewis- Rev. Mershon states, that ow insr to the Salvation Army con tingent not having means of.kets will be sold, but not by coming here from The Dalles, auction, as another plan for dis- their intended visit will not made as was planned. be posing of them is being worked out. Rev. Mershon i3 chairman : Powel, of basket and candy booth leave Bwuuui lucauaj uctausc vi illness. Edith Floyd has been laid up with the flu. L. M. Woodside is again ill with the same trouble which afflicted him last summer. Prof. Halburd, son, Bill, and daughter, Evlda, were Sunday dinner guests of the Wards last Sabbath. A test of the reservoir yester day showed that it contained 23,000 gallons of water. A test of the fire hydrants demonstrated that 710 gallons of water could be drawn from the reservoir per I minute, and that rate could be IkeDt ud several hours without Ruby nd Rilla Powell were depleting the big tank with the hostesses to Rev. Mershon and rams running. Elwin Sturgis has been num bered with those who have the flu. committee; Florence Woodside, chairman of the advertising, and A. L. Hartman, of the arrange ment committee. Reservoir Tested Picked Up About Townj Dolph Goetjen says that most men have but two objects in life one is to get rich and the other is to get richer. ( "A man with a small, income," says Bob Bell, "has no business with a large family and a second hand car at the same time but you can't make him believe it." ii Tom Henneghan says his ad vice to old-timers in this neck- of-the-woods is never try to press out a celleuloid collar while it's hot. Our idea is that after a fellow has learned to play the saxa phone, he oughn't to practice too much. t "I can't see where Adam had any kick coming,'' says Al. Kennedy. "He could get in at three o'clock in the morning without having his wife accuse him of being out with some other $ 40 .00 These teeth are first class and the best money can buy. Th y are guaran teed to give satisfaction. Why Pay More? Painless Extraction $I.OO W. F. SLATTEN Over Wasco Co. Bank THE DALLES, - ORE, woman. Lou Kelly says that if science keeps on making rapid strides on the farm, it won't be long until a fellow can raise a crop with a necktie on. E3 Frank Turner says he wouldn't mind being laid up with lumbago if the darned thing didn't hurt so much. , Jimmie Harpham says a lot Coming to The Dalles Dr. Mellenthin SPECIALIST In Internal Medicine for the past twelve years DOES NOT OPERATE Will be at Dalles Hotel Saturday, February 6 Office Hours 10 A. M.to 4 P. M. ONE DAY ONLY No cnarge for Consultation Dr. Mellenthin is a regular graduate in medicine and sureerv and is licensed by the state of Oregon. He doea not operate for chronic appendicitis, (rail stones, ulcers of "stomach, tonsils or adenoids. He has to his credit wonderful results in diseases of the stomach, liver, bowels blood, skin, nerves, heart, kidney, blad der, bed wetting, catarrh, weak lungs, rheumatism, sciatica, leg ulcers ana rectal ailments. Below are a few of the names of his many satisfied Datienta in Oreeron: J. L. Chambers', Rosebute, headache John Wodtli, Waterloo, bladder and prostate trouble, .. Mrs. E. E. Holman, Richland, kidney trouble. W. S. Bennett, Oregon City, ulcer of the stomach. R. W, Meyer, Shaniko, heart trouble Ltiaa, li. noak, La urande, gall stones. Mrs. M. I. Olsen, Portland, appendi citis. Rpmpmhpr nhnvo Aata that pnnnl tation on this trip will be free and that nis treatments are uiiterent. Married women must be accompan ied by their husbands. Address: 211 Bradbury building, liOg Angeies, aiuornia. , 14 QHAKESPEAJIE'S seven ages of mankind mud Do reference to the number y who were cut off In their prime by automobile. If he bad, suggests tfc& Ctwiaw. Vnxn... 1 1 I . i i . it I - . 1. 1 - oren.iru.iuw enicij .IUUUCII, 11 OllgDl DIV TUQ OQlIUlUlg Utl IUW Varody on bis famous lines : At first the Infant, Killed by a truck while In bli nurie'i arms, And then the careless schoolboy with bis marbles. Playing In the streets after bli lessons ' Are over. And then the lover. Absent-minded, walking with a box of candy Under hla arm, to see bis loved one, Is struck by a taxi and hurtled to the pound. Next comes the gay young blood Out for hla tvcnlng's entertainment, whom Sixty miles an hour lands forty years too soon Upon a slab In some unfriendly morgue. And then the banker, full of worldly pride and honors, Jay-walks across the street between two mighty deals of flnanet And wakes to find Saint Peter qulrxlng him. Next, tbo family man, with years upon him, Confused and Jostled In tho crowd. Missteps, and die amid thanksgiving That hla list premium was paid up. And last, hoary age, tottering and feeble, Perhaps with crutch, or eye too dtmmed with time, An easy victim for some selfish motorist, ' Sans care, inns thought, suns skill, mm everythtng-bat speed. I Tht chart above ihowa what proportion of ill accidents happening to etch age group are automobile acclJcuta. The toll la highest for the very young and very old. This situation Is explained partly by the heedlessness of the young and the Infirmity of old ago. Moreover, thee two poups are least Involved In Industrial accident! which makes their automobile casualties constitute larger part of their total accidents, Maupin Times m to mm Amy oMitts list ofSeatfir.et MAGAZINES Why Pay Morel Take Your PICK Select From Never before and probably never ajaln will you have such an extraor dinary money-saving opportunity. Note carefully the large selection of c oolce reading all at a price to fit your pocketbook. Renewals will be e (tended one year from (lata of nxplration, No need to wait. 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